The Thai BAnk Association explained
[QUOTE=LittleBigMan]If I wrong please let me know, maybe there is a Banker CEO, mongering on this board to explain it to me like a 9 year old!
Thanks, LBM[/QUOTE]
It's actually very simple. A good Thai friend of mine worked for the aforementioned trade group and he was summoned by a Thai trucking company that was losing money.
Every morning the Thai trucker would go out to the pineapple farm and pay 25 THB each for as many pineapples as would fit on his truck. He would then drive them to the local Pattaya market and sell them to the vendors at the market price, which was 20 THB. Obviously he was losing money on every pineapple that he transported, but he was a truck driver, not a businessman, and he couldn't figure out what to do. All he knew is at the end of the day he had less money than he started the day with.
None of his Thai friends could help him figure out his problem, so he finally called on The Thai Bankers Association, which promptly sent my friend out to observe the problem and recommend a solution. After documenting the process, filling out the myriad forms associated with his analysis, taking photos, and feeding all the data into their computer program, they finally came up with a solution. They called the Thai trucker to set up a meeting to discuss the results, and called the press and the local TV station to make sure that they didn't miss this great photo op.
Well, the morning of the meeting, everyone met in the pineapple field, and the suits from the Thai Bankers Association were quite smug about their solution to this perplexing problem. The suspense was so thick that you could cut it with a knife. After all, this is what a free society is all about. It's the haves helping the have-nots. They set up displays on easels with all of the computer printouts looking dizzingly complex. Hundreds of thousands of lines of computer data, which noone really understood.
Then the moment of glory for the TBA; the president stood up before the assembled group to announce their findings. He spent a long, long time dissecting the data line by line, explaining to the commoners and business people alike what all of the data showed, and finally got ready to announce his conclusion. His announcement was eagerly anticipated. THey had spent so much time and money helping this poor uneducated trucker.
Finally, he announced their solution to the crowd.........
The Thai trucker needed a bigger truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATM's Not Charging the 150bt Fee
--Visa and MC at any UOB ATM
--Visa and MC at any AEON ATM
--Visa only at Government Savings Bank
Oh we'll pay it, don't worry about that
[QUOTE=David 2]...the Thai Bankers Association were quite smug about their solution to this perplexing problem.
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Yours was an amusing story but the 150 baht shakedown is a very effective way to make money because: 1) Thailand has the pussy, and 2) going to the ATM is still easier and not much more expensive than the other, more elaborate ways of getting money.
The Thai Bankers just want their share of the pussy-money, just like everyone else here.