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Just read this in the Colombia sections. After a miserable relationship with a garota. Many of these hit the nail on the head!

I just read this post on Craiglist and thought that everyone cold benefit from reading it before going to Colombia. Keep the "big brain" engaged!

1. If she always talks about a sick child or relative. Be afraid

2. She would only leave her life of a strip dancer, hooker or "bar maid", if she had the money to go back to school. Be afraid.

3. If she asked for money like a wife when she's only a fiance or girlfriend. Golddigger comes to mind.

4. If she has children and she asks you for help with them, you have to wonder where's the dad? And if he's still alive. Why did she give this man more than one child. Well this equals bad judgement. This is a bad indicator

5. If she has a circle of friends and relatives that are unfaithful and put "cachos" on their boyfriends. Guess what. You "girlfriend" is one of them cachistas you fool.

6. If you find out you are NOT her first gringo/british/other boyfriend. RUN

7. If she asks you for money or a gift and it's not the amount or the quality she asked for. If she's less than overjoyed. She's an ingrate and you've learned a lesson VERY cheaply.

8. If she suggests marriage within the first 3-5 months. Run

9. If you suggest marriage and she wants to stay in country. RUN FASTER

10. If she asks to buy property under both names. Don't even look back.

11. If her friends are all hooked up with foreign boyfriends. Baby. I GUARANTEE she has another one on tap just in case.

12. If you have access to her email, online profile or dating service account because she "trusts you" and to prove that she has no secrets or anything to hide. Think again. She's has more than one profile STUPID.

13. If you ALWAYS pay the bill for food or vacations or whatever and does not make some attempt to pick up the bill once in a while. Man. She's riding you. I don't care how poor a person is. Dignity has no price. You are not a fucking WALLET.

14. If you invite her out to a meal and she brings relatives or a friend and you pick up the tab and she makes no effort to have these deadbeats put in something in the pot to pay the bill. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A PENDEJO MARRANO. And they are laughing their asses off at your expense.

I'll give you an example. "hey prima. What are you doing tonight". She says "nothing. Going out with the gringo tonight. ". They answer back "can we come. We're hungry and we know the wallet will take care of us. Hahahahahah". She answers. " no sean malo con mi gringo. Ok. Meet us at so and so".

15. If she does or go to different places when you're stateside. Ask yourself why she didn't do or go to those places when you were there.

16. If you constantly call to see if she's home on the weekends and if she's not there you become suspicious. YOU ARE IN AN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP and she has a local novio you moron.

17. If you don't speak the language and have locals vouch for your woman. (this is a new one I heard about a while ago in the DR). The one vouching is probably screwing your girl.

18. If she's way younger than you and you're less than attractive, out of shape and bald. She doesn't love you because you're one of the nice ones and not like those mean Colombian men that don't know how to treat a lady. In other words. Have no money.

Be a realist man. If she's a piece of ass. You nail it. You don't marry it. She's not diggin' your bald head. She's diggin' the bald eagle on your currency and passport.

19. If she's always hanging out with a male cousin (this is very much the case in the DR too. Hahahaha. God you have to give it to the gringo brothers). It's not a cousin. It's a boyfriend.

20. And finally. Don't ever. Ever. Ever help your Colombian girlfriend get a tourist, student or work visa.

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Greetings Aquemini,

With all due respect, why did you post this in the [b]PHOTO GALLERY[/b]?

Anyway, moving one report is a 4 step procedure, so it would be easier for me if you would simply re-post this in one of the discussion threads.

In the future, please consider that the [b]PHOTO GALLERY[/b] is for posting [b]PHOTOS[/b], not travel questions, travel advice, etc.

On behalf of your fellow Forum Members, [i]Thank You![/i]

Jackson[/blue]

Two more. Some while ago.

With all due respect, why did you post this in the [b]PHOTO GALLERY[/b]?

Anyway, moving one report is a 4 step procedure, so it would be easier for me if you would simply re-post this in one of the discussion threads.

In the future, please consider that the [b]PHOTO GALLERY[/b] is for posting [b]PHOTOS[/b], not travel questions, travel advice, etc.

On behalf of your fellow Forum Members, [i]Thank You![/i]

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]Jackson,

I don't post much and do not know all the rules. No disrespect, but this is vital information for someone thinking of getting involved with a garota. I thought it would get more eyes here than in a general discussion thread. Also, I posted a foto of one of my garotas that tried to play me. A bunda like that makes your mind do strange things.

Who the fug gets involved with a prostitute or stripper for a serious relationship

Pick a normal girl that has not stooped this low in morality

These women are only for fuggin.

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Greetings,

With all due respect, why did you post this in the [b]PHOTO GALLERY[/b]?

Anyway, moving one report is a 4 step procedure, so it would be easier for me if you would simply re-post this in one of the discussion threads.

In the future, please consider that the [b]PHOTO GALLERY[/b] is for posting [b]PHOTOS[/b], not travel questions, travel advice, etc.

On behalf of your fellow Forum Members, [i]Thank You![/i]

Jackson[/blue]

As it seems that nobody replied, I will try to do it.

Yes, it is acceptable to PM another member asking for contact details of a girl. This is a request I had received and I had made in the past.
Obviously, this doesn't mean it is mandatory to reply positively.

[QUOTE=Henry4]Hi Guys,

I found some really stunning girls in these pages, some I would definitively love to meet in person.

Is it acceptable to send a private message to the poster asking the lucky poster for her telephone number?

Good hunt,

François[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Riofan6]I am reluctant to ask per chance she might be my "girlfriend" but who gave you "The Filthiest" blow job you ever had? And is she in Rio and how can I find her. Hehehe.[/QUOTE]I do not remember her name but she worked at Solarium and this took place in 2004.

Have no more of her to show. Not a GDP.

[QUOTE=Pyjama]Have no more of her to show. Not a GDP.[/QUOTE]
Bra-vo PJ.

[QUOTE=Bill1963]Who the fug gets involved with a prostitute or stripper for a serious relationship

Pick a normal girl that has not stooped this low in morality

These women are only for fuggin.[/quote]Trust me. The chicks I bang in Brasil are not hookers or strippers. They never ask me for money. Only a few has asked, and they got tha boot. Eu nao preciso. Most of the girls I can't get rid of. The last time I was in Rio. This FINE chick cleaned my apartment, bought me groceries, cooked my meals. And we banged like we were training for a marathon.

Only once did I fall for one. And she was rich and didn't need money. But, that was a nightmare trying to keep up with her lifestyle of spending. I posted the rules just for the newby travelers.

A little picture of a young lady serving free beer.

[QUOTE=Sperto]A little picture of a young lady serving free beer.[/QUOTE]
Hey Sperto,

What event was this picture taken? What was the occassion or promotion?

[QUOTE=Ohp1972]Hey Sperto,
What event was this picture taken? What was the occassion or promotion?[/QUOTE]
In a convention, Super Rio (close to the Pan Am stadium). A convention for people working in hotel, and restaurant business. 200 stands with astonishing beautiful women offering free drinks, beer and food. Everything for free and as much as you wanted.

A regular GF working there sneaked me in. It was quite fun pretending to be a restaurant manager for a whole day/evening. Eating delicious food, drinking and chatting model-type women. Only cost was the bus-ticket going there. :)

Just a shame that my GF and her colleagues watched every step I made. :(

[QUOTE=Sperto]In a convention, Super Rio (close to the Pan Am stadium). A convention for people working in hotel, and restaurant business. 200 stands with astonishing beautiful women offering free drinks, beer and food. Everything for free and as much as you wanted.

A regular GF working there sneaked me in. It was quite fun pretending to be a restaurant manager for a whole day/evening. Eating delicious food, drinking and chatting model-type women. Only cost was the bus-ticket going there. :)

Just a shame that my GF and her colleagues watched every step I made. :([/QUOTE]
OK! Now that sounded like a Good time! Great Food, atmosphere & for dessert Brasilian model type "Eye Candy!" Only problem you can "look" but not approach because of obvious GF circumstances!!! Lol....

[QUOTE=Ohp1972]OK! Now that sounded like a Good time! Great Food, atmosphere & for dessert Brasilian model type "Eye Candy!" Only problem you can "look" but not approach because of obvious GF circumstances!!! Lol....[/QUOTE]You can look, approach, and then some. That little beer girl's cousin has a serious phat bunda, sucks dick like a Hoover-Matic Special Edition, and has the tightest pussy that has ever squeezed my Johnson!!!!

OH Playa,

Rule #1 for Rio: He who has the gold makes the rules! They all have a price.(I've seen you operate, you know that!!)

Rule #2: Never forget Rule #1.

One question for Sperto, did you tap that ass?

[QUOTE=Kcrl01]You can look, approach, and then some. That little beer girl's cousin has a serious phat bunda, sucks dick like a Hoover-Matic Special Edition, and has the tightest pussy that has ever squeezed my Johnson!!!!
OH Playa,
Rule #1 for Rio: He who has the gold makes the rules! They all have a price.(I've seen you operate, you know that!!)
Rule #2: Never forget Rule #1.
One question for Sperto, did you tap that ass?[/QUOTE]
Hi "brotha", I understand zero of what you're talking about.