How to have a quickie in family-friendly Jomtien, in 10 easy steps
1. Tell wife you are going for a midnight walk on the beach while she goes to bed.
2. Thai girl on beach approaches you on Jomtien Beach Road
3. You say "How much""
4. She says 500.
5. Jump on scooter taxi to ST room (150 with fan; 200 with a/c - I chose fan - the weather is good)
6. Have quick shower.
7. Enjoy good firm Thai massage for 20 minutes, then sex for 30 minutes.
8. Repeat Number 6
9. Walk back to Beach Road and flag down taxi.
10. Go home after 'walk on the beach" and hope wife is still asleep.
She is. Whew! Hard work, but someone has to do it.
I like Jomtien.
How to have a quickie in family-friendly Jomtien, in 1 easy step
hey Piper, how about this method....
1. Roll over, fuck wife.
:D
[QUOTE=Piper1]1. Tell wife you are going for a midnight walk on the beach while she goes to bed.
2. Thai girl on beach approaches you on Jomtien Beach Road
3. You say "How much""
4. She says 500.
5. Jump on scooter taxi to ST room (150 with fan; 200 with a/c - I chose fan - the weather is good)
6. Have quick shower.
7. Enjoy good firm Thai massage for 20 minutes, then sex for 30 minutes.
8. Repeat Number 6
9. Walk back to Beach Road and flag down taxi.
10. Go home after 'walk on the beach" and hope wife is still asleep.
She is. Whew! Hard work, but someone has to do it.
I like Jomtien.[/QUOTE]