FKK FAQ

[QUOTE=Meorme;2366903]am assuming all the FKK clubs would. Curious about whether or not to just rent a car, and time and cost of doing so.[/QUOTE]It is required you shower before walking into the main area of the FKK (any FKK). Depending on where you grew up, the showers might remind you of your gym when you were in High School. Car will be cheaper, if you're not too jet lagged. Have not driven to FKK Hawaii, but it's close (closer than Coliseum), which I think is the next biggest of the FKKs within 60-70 kms of the airport.

Battle plan sounds great. Hertz, you and OJ (remember those ads), Hawaii, 2-3 girls, food, several showers, and back to airport. If you feel jet lagged, take the Uber ex airport right to Hawaii and a taxi back. FKK will always call you a cab, they have them on speed dial.

It's a long flight, from the US, and I'm sure I won't smell too nicely just stepping off the plane, will want to shower, probably before even first greeting any ladies, certainly before climbing on top of them. I've read some comments about some brothels that do have showers and some that don't, but am assuming all the FKK clubs would. (I am used to Thailand, where they are very particular about that.).

Curious about whether or not to just rent a car, and time and cost of doing so. Have Hertz gold membership, should be able to walk up to the car in the parking lot and leave (pretty quick each time I've done so in the US) for about 100 euros. I'm guessing that's going to be about the same price as most taxis or uber to some of the further places (Hawaii FKK) and leaves me someplace to lock carry on and makes sure I have no wait for a ride back to the airport, or am I worrying to much about that?

Luggage is checked through. And next flight is at 10:00 pm. So, assuming with passport control leaving the airport and security coming back (arriving and leaving on international flights), 2:00 to 8:00 for 6 hours.

Having a car a far far better, you are free to go where you want, taxi are also quite expensive from F airport to Shark or Oase, yes better for you to smell fresh, better to go to sauna several times, being relax, no rush look around make your own opinion.

[QUOTE=Sirioja;2366198]Sunday evening Sharks.

Thursday Samya.

Friday Finca because girls are not naked on Thursday. Entry 35 before 2 pm.

Saturday Sharks or Oase. Oase entry 50 before 4 pm.

Wednesday should be quite dead at LR which only worth on Friday and Saturday.

Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday are slow days, except Wednesday at Sharks and Oase because of discount entry 50. Only Sharks may worth on Monday.[/QUOTE]Found a really impressive 1,80 bare feet beauty at Samya for real GFE for French in bed, in Turkish crowded Samya, but except her, Russian Katea, and Aria, I found casting lower than usual on this Thursday night, despite Feria who remembered our 1 h30 room at LR, girls have real memory about us, but I preferred little mum when was very natural, than silicon now. Even one of the prettiest, but she didn't stay at LR and returned to Samya because of business.

Car Rental in E.U Always requires you to see a representative.

[QUOTE=ExpatLover;2367250]It's a long flight, from the US, and I'm sure I won't smell too nicely just stepping off the plane, will want to shower, probably before even first greeting any ladies, certainly before climbing on top of them. I've read some comments about some brothels that do have showers and some that don't, but am assuming all the FKK clubs would. (I am used to Thailand, where they are very particular about that.).

Curious about whether or not to just rent a car, and time and cost of doing so. Have Hertz gold membership, should be able to walk up to the car in the parking lot and leave (pretty quick each time I've done so in the US) for about 100 euros. I'm guessing that's going to be about the same price as most taxis or uber to some of the further places (Hawaii FKK) and leaves me someplace to lock carry on and makes sure I have no wait for a ride back to the airport, or am I worrying to much about that?

Luggage is checked through. And next flight is at 10:00 pm. So, assuming with passport control leaving the airport and security coming back (arriving and leaving on international flights), 2:00 to 8:00 for 6 hours.

Having a car a far far better, you are free to go where you want, taxi are also quite expensive from F airport to Shark or Oase, yes better for you to smell fresh, better to go to sauna several times, being relax, no rush look around make your own opinion.[/QUOTE]

No expiration date. You can use it for any Monday or Tuesday later on.

[QUOTE=Pessimist;2366199]Of late, Sharks has been giving this coupon for a 20 discount usable on Tuesday if you attend on Monday (full entry price). I don't think it has to be used the next day itself, could be used on any Tuesday but never clarified this with the receptionist and if it has any expiration period (don't know if it can be resold to someone else because it doesn't have any ID attached to the coupon)? Probably this is what the gentleman Sirija had in his mind with his comment.

I typically throw away all FKK coupons (if I still have them) when I am coming back to the US as I can't be caught with such incriminating evidence.

Don't remember when they started this. A while ago, I remember they had cheaper entry on M or Tu and W but I could be wrong on this. For a long time they had the cheap entry on W and S.

I can't keep up with these prices at various clubs. I assume 400 Euro Entry fee for a 6 day trip in my budget calculations regardless of which club. Generally, it is a good enough rule of thumb.[/QUOTE]

Phones are now forbidden at Oase, also at Samya, stickers put on at GT. I asked why this changing? Some took photos or videos of girls and put on oriental social medias or FB. Some also take photos of other clients, of their car. They seem to be really so frustrated about their level even when paying rather than enjoying their own experience. Bad point when your job don t stop when You are looking for a beauty.

[QUOTE=SerpentX;2367733]Car Rental in E.U Always requires you to see a representative.[/QUOTE]Not true.

As a Hertz No. 1 gold member the experience at Munich is similar to airports in the US. You get an email with the vehicle location (or look for your name on the board), go to the rental car location which at Munich for no. 1 gold members is at the top floor, and get in the car. You will need to provide the paperwork that you'll find ready for you in the vehicle to the attendant at the exit along with your license, but that is pretty standard everywhere and usually takes about a minute. The attendant will then hand you a ticket which you will need to use to get out of the parking garage, and that is it.

I've done this at least 6 times this year at Munich, and just love the upgrades I always get there. Last month I got a beautiful Mercedes E class convertible.

BTW, depending on traffic (which ca sometimes be pretty heavy from the airport to Munch, especially to Sunshine), and depending on how fast you drive on the Autobahn, it may be faster to get to and from Hawaii, which is a bit before Ingolstadt.

In the past I've driven from Hawaii to the airport car rental return in just under 40 minutes, though you would probably want to factor in some more time, especially if you want to refuel before returning the car.

[QUOTE=JLifesOn;2369054]As a Hertz No. 1 gold member the experience at Munich is similar to airports in the US. You get an email with the vehicle location (or look for your name on the board), go to the rental car location which at Munich for no. 1 gold members is at the top floor, and get in the car. You will need to provide the paperwork that you'll find ready for you in the vehicle to the attendant at the exit along with your license, but that is pretty standard everywhere and usually takes about a minute. The attendant will then hand you a ticket which you will need to use to get out of the parking garage, and that is it. I've done this at least 6 times this year at Munich, and just love the upgrades I always get there. Last month I got a beautiful Mercedes E class convertible.BTW, depending on traffic (which ca sometimes be pretty heavy from the airport to Munch, especially to Sunshine), and depending on how fast you drive on the Autobahn, it may be faster to get to and from Hawaii, which is a bit before Ingolstadt. In the past I've driven from Hawaii to the airport car rental return in just under 40 minutes, though you would probably want to factor in some more time, especially if you want to refuel before returning the car.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Gino02;2322942]I drive at average 200-240 kmph, with sometimes peak at 260-300 on Autobahn when there's no speed limit, no traffic jam and if the gods of rental cars are nice to me by giving free upgrade to a BMW or a Mercedes or occasionally a Porsche. It's so much hormone rush when I can drive so fast and no freaking state trooper is stopping me for speeding, kinda like similar hormone rush when I creampie inside a hot beauty and she's not stopping me. Only problem is that it sucks to drive in freeways back home with 65-75 mph limits after that awesome Autobahn experience. Long live Germany for pussy and speed.[/QUOTE]You guys seem to get the high grade auto rental upgrades. You must know each other? Please share these tips and tricks so that we can all benefit and enjoy fantastic auto rental upgrades in Germany and also speed legally on the autobahn. Thank you ever so much for your ever so informative posts.

[QUOTE=Apollyon;2369263]You guys seem to get the high grade auto rental upgrades. You must know each other? Please share these tips and tricks so that we can all benefit and enjoy fantastic auto rental upgrades in Germany and also speed legally on the autobahn. Thank you ever so much for your ever so informative posts.[/QUOTE]Having lived in several European countries and now in the US I think the biggest difference is that in the US, companies fight for your loyalty and offer amazing advantages. You rent a few times, get a credit card, tie in your airline and they put you on the "Gold" or "Silver" advantage plan, meaning you automatically get upgraded and you have a car waiting when you walk off the plane. If you can tie your corporate account into the program, it doesn't matter where you are, you get a steep discount.

My tip is simply this, if you have any loyalty program *(Airline, Hotel, or association), often you can find a code on the website for a sister program with one of the rental companies. Then you can start to get some upgrades. That's how I got mine with Budget from flying United or maybe it was from the Hyatt Gold program link.

As to driving speeds, it's been years since I found much empty space on the Autobahn to routinely drive over 200. When the wall first came down, I can't tell you how many times I nearly crushed a Trabant that was barely moving faster than the speed of wind in the far left lane. Sigh. I do have enough photos showing me driving fast though. I used to get them in my mailbox from the police!

[QUOTE=Apollyon;2369263]You guys seem to get the high grade auto rental upgrades. You must know each other? Please share these tips and tricks so that we can all benefit and enjoy fantastic auto rental upgrades in Germany and also speed legally on the autobahn. Thank you ever so much for your ever so informative posts.[/QUOTE]In addition to what Tintin already responded to your request, I have all my Car Rental membership accounts linked with (at) Expedia, and book the car thru Expedia App. That way I can see the price comparison, plus my benefits from Car Rental membership flows into the booking. Not that I always get lucky with free or cheap upgrades, but happens occasionally.

I will arrive Friday morning and stay through Sunday. Plan on hitting Oase & Sharks. Curious as to if there's a better night for each club on the weekends. Is Oase better on Friday or Saturday? Or does it really not matter? If anyone is in the area and want to travel to / from the clubs from Frankfurt let me know!

[QUOTE=ThadMax;2369521]I will arrive Friday morning and stay through Sunday. Plan on hitting Oase & Sharks. Curious as to if there's a better night for each club on the weekends. Is Oase better on Friday or Saturday? Or does it really not matter? If anyone is in the area and want to travel to / from the clubs from Frankfurt let me know![/QUOTE]Don't worry about these things. Friday and Saturday are good days at both clubs. Sunday a bit slower.

If your visit is this weekend, then you should be aware there is a big auto show in Frankfurt right now (which can make an exception to above rule). Sometimes it can create massive crowds and terrible F / M ratios (all top talent taken). Oase will maybe be hit harder than Sharks with crowds (although I may be wrong on that one). The only good advice is old but still the best:

Arrive early / leave early!

[QUOTE=Apollyon;2369263]You guys seem to get the high grade auto rental upgrades. You must know each other? Please share these tips and tricks so that we can all benefit and enjoy fantastic auto rental upgrades in Germany and also speed legally on the autobahn. Thank you ever so much for your ever so informative posts.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately I don't know Gino02 or anyone else from this forum in person, though it seems we do share similar likings to fast cars and fast women.

Regarding tips and tricks for getting car rental upgrades, besides Tintin and Gino's wise advice, I also found that if you book a car with a GPS you are more likely to get upgraded. My company has no problem expensing a GPS on my rentals, even though I usually use Waze on my phone instead. I also found that in Germany specifically I typically get more upgrades and to better vehicles than I get anywhere else. Perhaps good cars are just cheaper in Germany?

Regarding top speeds, 250 Kmh on the autobahn is easily achievable if you avoid peak hours. I've never been able to get above that though, since I've unfortunately never received a Porsche as an upgrade, and Mercedes and BMW and others artificially cap the maximum speed of their cars to 250 Kmh. Volvo caps even lower at about 220 Kmh.

But who knows, I'm flying in to Frankfurt tomorrow, perhaps I'll get a special upgrade in honor of the auto show?

[QUOTE=Shark16;2370391]Don't worry about these things. Friday and Saturday are good days at both clubs. Sunday a bit slower.

If your visit is this weekend, then you should be aware there is a big auto show in Frankfurt right now (which can make an exception to above rule). Sometimes it can create massive crowds and terrible F / M ratios (all top talent taken). Oase will maybe be hit harder than Sharks with crowds (although I may be wrong on that one). The only good advice is old but still the best:

Arrive early / leave early![/QUOTE]Boy were you spot-on! Both clubs were wonderful experiences. You were also right that the auto show impacted Oase more than Sharks (check both reviews under relevant sections if interested). Thanks for your advice.

Arriving early was key!

Which club (s) has the highest percentage of natural looking and acting girls ie. Natural boobs, natural lips, untanned skin, no tattoos, less makeup and less mechanical acting?