Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=PaulKausch;1596272]There are what are called measured operational definitions for the four body types. Take her measurements and see which of the four types she best fits. Want to take a bet which one it is? ;)
[/QUOTE]Well I see things differently to you Paul. You are clearly top oriented as you did not mention the ass in some of your descriptions. To me the ass is all important.

It all relative to me. Would be very interesting to measure waist thigh and tits and see which girls have best waist to thigh ratio, and best gaps, but its a bit hard to go in there with a tape measure. I guess would have to offer a drink or tip to each one willing to be measured. LOL.

There is little doubt Noon will have a big tit measurement. Waist will be large compared to ND and other girls I like (several more Kgs. in weight). Tall Anne with win for most extreme hour glass ratios, small waist with big thigh and big tits, little doubt. Some skinny girls like Bo and Dtom have very good waist to thigh ratios, but almost no tits. Knot has great waist and thigh, but small tits.

If its waist to thigh ratio competition, a lot of girls will be lower than Noon, but this is probably not the measure your mind focuses on, as we have different orientation altogether. I fear that the classic definitions of apple, banana, etc. are oriented to fat western girls rather than Thais, and therefore may be very lenient in qualification for hour-glass. I would generally be happy with any girl with ratio 0.6 to 0.7. Ratio 0.8 is getting towards too straight bodied for my liking, and higher than 0.8 is really poor. There is little doubt it is not just the ratio that matters to me. The absolute size matters too. I prefer small waist rather than large. So a large waist with massive thigh in a good ratio will not do it for me. Doubtless there would be no gap at all in this case.

Anyway its good not every guy likes the skinnies like me, and are willing to take more robust looking builds, even with big half coconut sillies added, and broader faces appeal to other guys too. Means girls that have no chance with me have a strong chance with other guys.

It usually happens to me, unfortunately, that the girl I like most is also the very most popular girl in the shop, but not always.

At Annies I liked the tall model figure of #24 (even if her tummy started to get a little flab) without the sillies but stunning ass. She did get too popular. Too many guys I think wanted to pay a low amount and think they had a license to screw all night. That is why at one point she was not available for long outcall any more (but was still available to good customers after a certain time). She probably would have been better off as a bargirl where could choose her customers, and demand higher money. I do believe the best quality girls are better off as bargirls as they can get similar money without screwing as many times.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1596003]Perhaps you need a little more experience in the scene.
"snip"

If you are not finding hot girls that will have fun then perhaps you are taking the wrong girls or you need to work on your interview process bit. Best of luck to you.

So yes, the "60+ year old buzzard" just might be having more fun than you are. And BTW, you will be 60 soon enough if you are fortunate.[/QUOTE]Doesn't this CusTurd remind you of the infamous Harold444 from days gone by who did the same criticizing troll? Here I was, not believing in ghosts, but he will just NOT go away. We need an exorcist. Harold, how many handles have you had on here anyway? Lost track no doubt.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1596467]Well I see things differently to you Paul. You are clearly top oriented as you did not mention the ass in some of your descriptions.

It usually happens to me, unfortunately, that the girl I like most is also the very most popular girl in the shop, but not always.

At Annies I liked the tall model figure of #24 (even if her tummy started to get a little flab) without the sillies but stunning ass. She did get too popular. Too many guys I think wanted to pay a low amount and think they had a license to screw all night. That is why at one point she was not available for long outcall any more (but was still available to good customers after a certain time). She probably would have been better off as a bargirl where could choose her customers, and demand higher money. I do believe the best quality girls are better off as bargirls as they can get similar money without screwing as many times.[/QUOTE]I don't think ISG plays a huge role on the popularity but at some point it does.

Especially with the lurker only, those reading and not familiar with a place will go there and will take the one they read about, rather than form their own choice. Of course one has to start from somewhere and rather than shooting in the dark you chose one you have been hearing of.

[QUOTE=Crazy4Thai;1596518]Doesn't this CusTurd remind you of the infamous Harold444 from days gone by who did the same criticizing troll? Here I was, not believing in ghosts, but he will just NOT go away. We need an exorcist. Harold, how many handles have you had on here anyway? Lost track no doubt.[/QUOTE]Good observation. It has to be Harold444.
Custard recent posts include these classic-Harold444 style posts:


From 7-15-14 "Undoubtly a Superstar. I bet she gets over a 1000 dicks a year-easily. Perhaps income of over $75,000 a year- do the math if you doubt me. She has to get at least 3 customers a day.

Don't know how she does it but is very bubbly at all times. ".

From 7-17-14 " The reason you have all the NCP girls all to yourself is they ain't that hot. Just average and below. A hottie doesn't need to down to 700 baht. Only reason is she ain't that hot to begin with.

His posts fit a certain profile"

1. constant insults of older mongers.

2 always talks about "Superstar" Go Go girls which he fawns over versus non hotties - whom he relentlessly insults.

3.. often mentions Rainbow clubs.

4.. poor spelling, many Admin deletions or edits, with handles only recently created.

Went to see my regular at Dr BJ. I normally take VIP. Gun says its her period so can do only BJ. Ok I take whatever is available. The BBBJ is great but I am not used to CIM. Time expires and have not Cum. I extend but soon suggest I could cum much easier in doggy position. She eventually agrees and sure enough in doggy on a chair the dick goes from medium hard to properly hard and I can cum after a relatively short time. Plenty lube. My dick has just got too used to this position and sight of her sexy ass is helping. I must be the freak who cums easier from fucking than from BJ. Maybe if I got no sex for several days the BJ would work easy enough.

A little color never bothered me, except I could not give her a nice DATY.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1596622]Went to see my regular at Dr BJ. I normally take VIP. Gun says its her period so can do only BJ. Ok I take whatever is available. The BBBJ is great but I am not used to CIM. Time expires and have not Cum. I extend but soon suggest I could cum much easier in doggy position. She eventually agrees and sure enough in doggy on a chair the dick goes from medium hard to properly hard and I can cum after a relatively short time. Plenty lube. My dick has just got too used to this position and sight of her sexy ass is helping. I must be the freak who cums easier from fucking than from BJ. Maybe if I got no sex for several days the BJ would work easy enough.

A little color never bothered me, except I could not give her a nice DATY.[/QUOTE]I like this report. It reminds me of me. But, wait a minute, so you did have sex with your regular girl while she was on her mens, right? Not that there is anything wrong with doing it with a girl you know and are very fond of. I feel it adds a touch of intimacy. On the last night of my 2014 trip, my favorite Makati girl informed me she was on the rag, but she still wanted to show me a great final night (and surely did not want my wallet to go somewhere else LOL). We had sex in the shower, then leaning over the bathtub, then on top on towels on the bed. It was one of the best sessions of my entire 7 week trip. She was only a little spotty, but it was a good thing she laid a towel down on the bed. I am so looking forward to seeing this girl again on my next trip. All the Thai girls I see on a regular basis will not shag while bloody, but Pinays are another story.

On CIM. COF, I don't get it. It doesn't do much for me. It seems like a waste of my personal vital fluids. I guess I am an old fashion guy because I really only like to cum in a girl's pussy. To steal Bill Clinton's famous line and make it my own; it don't feel like sex if I don't cum in her pussy.

I know a few girls that are expert at BBBJ's and thigh massages (oily HJ's). It is a high skill set to know how to give a quality HJ as opposed to just jagging a guy off. These properly trained girls know how to take a customer right to the brink of an erotic orgasm, but then walk him back down, let the feeling subside only to bring him back to the brink again and again. I view the thigh massage as a enjoyable prelude to great sex. It really turns me on and these girls could easily bring me to orgasm with their hands if I wanted them to. I know several of these skilled artisans in Macau. There is also a girl in EZ 1 that I met recently who is an expert in the thigh massage too. PM me (Syzgies, Paul, Goatscrot, B-man, and a few other board member friends - you know who you are) if you are interested.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1596622]Went to see my regular at Dr BJ. I normally take VIP. Gun says its her period so can do only BJ. Ok I take whatever is available. The BBBJ is great but I am not used to CIM. Time expires and have not Cum. I extend but soon suggest I could cum much easier in doggy position. She eventually agrees and sure enough in doggy on a chair the dick goes from medium hard to properly hard and I can cum after a relatively short time. Plenty lube. My dick has just got too used to this position and sight of her sexy ass is helping. I must be the freak who cums easier from fucking than from BJ. Maybe if I got no sex for several days the BJ would work easy enough.

A little color never bothered me, except I could not give her a nice DATY.[/QUOTE]Actually for me the doggy works all the time and I may fuck in many positions, but I get easily aroused in doggy. You can know about it from my handle here 5555.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1596467]Well I see things differently to you Paul.[/QUOTE]Syzygies, I do have an "ideal" female body type. It would be a woman who is about 165-170 cm, a toned body, especially the abs, hips, ass and legs, nicely shaped, medium size, natural breasts and with a beautiful face, capped by long dark brown hair. This is an aesthetic ideal, and has little to do with whether I am sexually attracted to a woman. I enjoy sitting across the dinner table with such a woman, fucking and partying is another matter. For this attitudinal factors are as important as physical appearance. I like women who are happy and smile a lot. I like woman who like to have fun. I like to have sex with women who really enjoy sex. As for age, early twenties to early forties works for me. Though I have admitted in my senior years I have developed a fondness for ladies in their early twenties, and I don't mind if they are sexually inexperienced as long as they want to have fun. Women who are tall, short, thin, full-figured, large breasted, flat breasted have pretty or plain faces can appeal to me. Oh, and I like woman who have healthy skin. It is easier to describe the physical attributes that are turn offs. These would be too many tats, scars, sloppy fat and cellulite, in general woman who don't take of their bodies. Of course some woman are just ugly. They have unattractive faces and bad body shapes from their genetic makeup as much as anything. Naturally, I'm not attracted to these woman. It is nice that women come in so many different shapes and sizes and that we all have our personal preferences. I feel lucky to have such wide ranging tastes. I can have fun with many women whom I know other guys would find very ordinary and lacking in sex appeal. Fine with me. Send them my way so I can see if they appeal to me.

[QUOTE=Custard;1596424]Respecting senoir citizens doesn't mean girls are hot for them. Will you guys stop kidding yourselves. Its disgusting. Go to a Tata concert you don't see age inappropriate cupples anywhere.

Stickdude says senoirs are the ones demanding un-protected sex. Is ithat true? Makes sense to me.[/QUOTE]Who is Tata?

[QUOTE=AssLover945;1596670]Actually for me the doggy works all the time and I may fuck in many positions, but I get easily aroused in doggy. You can know about it from my handle here 5555.[/QUOTE]And note (along with "lazy dog' or woman prone) it's overwhelmingly most women's favorite position also. The angle is somehow optimized in orgasmic terms for them, the later apparently acting as a clasping response of some type thus increasing he odds of conception Note if a male looks at 100 different nude or semi nude female photos ,all things equal the ones with the ass turned are far more sexy. Definitely an evolutionary connection, one in fact having nothing to with the ass per se, but instead with the standard (vaginal) copuluation position of apes..

[QUOTE=TonyHoeprano;1596694]Who is Tata?[/QUOTE]Tata Young, (half american) Thai pop singer.

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tata_Young[/URL]

[QUOTE=Custard;1596424]Respecting senoir citizens doesn't mean girls are hot for them. Will you guys stop kidding yourselves. Its disgusting. Go to a Tata concert you don't see age inappropriate cupples anywhere.

Stickdude says senoirs are the ones demanding un-protected sex. Is ithat true? Makes sense to me.[/QUOTE]You brain must be made out of your nickname. Why would a large age difference between partners be disgusting?

In this forum we discuss P4P and indeed most of the girls I take to my hotel room I would not bring to a tea party with my maiden aunts, but then again that is not the focus of our discussions here. If she acts in such a way that she makes me hot for her, then her mission is accomplished, she did a good job and will receive her fee and perhaps a tip. I'm happy, she's happy and the world has gotten a little better.

And what if she enjoys being with me? Is that wrong? What if I take her out for dinner and -oh the horror- families with children see us together? It might shock you but it has happened and the world did not stop turning and neither did a wrathful god strike us down.

It seems you have no experience with working girls. I sugggest you get yourself properly dressed and get out of your mother's basement and explore the world physically rather than vicariously through our posts here. But watch out, you may enjoy yourself and never want to go back to your old sad self.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1596723]You brain must be made out of your nickname. Why would a large age difference between partners be disgusting?

In this forum we discuss P4P and indeed most of the girls I take to my hotel room I would not bring to a tea party with my maiden aunts, but then again that is not the focus of our discussions here. If she acts in such a way that she makes me hot for her, then her mission is accomplished, she did a good job and will receive her fee and perhaps a tip. I'm happy, she's happy and the world has gotten a little better.

And what if she enjoys being with me? Is that wrong? What if I take her out for dinner and -oh the horror- families with children see us together? It might shock you but it has happened and the world did not stop turning and neither did a wrathful god strike us down.

It seems you have no experience with working girls. I sugggest you get yourself properly dressed and get out of your mother's basement and explore the world physically rather than vicariously through our posts here. But watch out, you may enjoy yourself and never want to go back to your old sad self.[/QUOTE]Harold444 (who posts under many different handles) in fact has extensive experience with working girls, and has IMHO legitimate expertise in regard to the Bangkok Go Go scene, especially the Rainbow clubs, HOWEVER for reasons unknown seems to enjoy provoking older mongers on this forum,and also insulting the less attractive Go Go girls. His posts overall are quite entertaining.

[QUOTE=Western787;1596784]Harold444 (who posts under many different handles posts overall are quite entertaining.[/QUOTE]Entertaining or infantile?

[QUOTE=Western787;1596566]
His posts fit a certain profile
[/QUOTE]I never paid enough attention to notice. If the high correlation is there, there will be little doubt, I imagine. Some people just cannot hide their styles. I would certainly notice if the consistent shit dumper "SourPuss" (luv puss) reappeared. I can only recall about once he reported an actual sex experience that contained any info. Maybe the odd Hotel preference report. So was a 95% shit dumper.