Dubai Reports

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Question:

What bars have decent food, not just snacks, but a meal?[/QUOTE]

In my opinon, the menu at the Jules Bar in the Meridien Víllage next to the airport is also very good.
If you don't want to enter the Jules Bar too early you can easily spend your time while dining in the buffet restaurant at reasonable prices, normally with drinks inkluded (wine, beer, etc).
It was always very welcome during my DXB visits.
Unfortunately i haven't been there for more than 6 month (not even to DXB- fu**)

Have fun guys and
Cheers!

There seems to be a discussion brewing about the food that is available in whoring haunts.

In my view there are few better ways to spend a lazy afternoon than a thoroughly good curry at the Sind Punjab just round the corner from the Astoria Hotel.

The trick is to get the table nearest the window (The place is long and thin) and sit looking out whilst reading a Daily Telegraph and munching on Karhi Gosht.

A steady stream of WGs wander past on the track between the Astoria and elewhere in the Golden Triangle.

Of course the happy wanderers describe the entire spectrum of sqirtablity from the positively offensive to classic 'A' listers. They are all there.....The long and the short and the tall.

Dirty, scruffy, jean wearing, miserable looking ne'er do wells tread the same path as beskirted, smiling, fuckable funsters. The art is to spot the good prospect before she passes from view and disappears into the black hole of the Astoria.

At this point solid eye contact is vital and vigerous arm waving is ill advised.

With the right sort of non verbal coms you finish your curry and emerge into the sunlight to find your chosen playmate lingering outside. They are often pretending to make a call at the 'phone-on-a-stick' next to the barbers. (Poor fieldcraft really because the gilrs all have mobiles.)

Oh well, that's my contribution.

Eat well, feed the inner man and go forth in fornication.

[QUOTE=Barcrawler]Oh yes he did LOL – here it is in context.
I had previously spotted the word play but did not post it.[/QUOTE]

You got me there. Obviously I was mentioning about visiting the place (Dubai) and Traders Hotel) not cuming (only) 5 times in the last months....

Enjoy anyway

The Wolf

[QUOTE=11Bravo]

Tell me Zaz99: do you ever DO anything?[/QUOTE]

For the benefit of our clinically obsessed friend, I can confirm fantastic sex with my first Indian (but from Belgium) prostitute last Saturday.

It was fantastic, she is a real Snogmonster (a girl that aggressively kisses back). She is called Sandra.

To find her, here are the diretions From Jumeirah beach.

Al Dyafah, up to Defense ministry, turn left, then onto Airport Road.
Drive onto departures, get Lufthansa Flight to Dusseldorf. Hire car drive to Venlo. Ask for Sauna Club goldentime. Pay €50, walk inside, have a free beer, some food. Then wait for an Indian Girl called Sandra to walk past. Ask her to fuck you and she will take you to a room and give you an extremely passionat time. 1 hour will cost €75.

Then go home to Dubai.

[url]www.fkk-goldentime.de[/url] for anyone that interested.

[QUOTE=Mike De H]......She is called Sandra.

....To find her, here are the diretions From Jumeirah beach.
[/QUOTE]
thanks for the directions, Mike, but I will be in Deira. Could you please give directions from there?
thanks.

[QUOTE=Fairchild]Would appreciate if Someone could introduce me a Pretty, Tall PRC SYT, WL for a Long Term stint with me. What are the usual rates here in Dubai?[/QUOTE]I fell sorry for Speilman who went through the not inconsiderable effort to produce his mongering matrix and Barry D who placed it in the reports of distinction so it's easy to find.

Just get off your ass, get down to one of the locations mentioned here and make a deal. It SO easy.

[QUOTE=Barcrawler]I fell sorry for Speilman who went through the not inconsiderable effort to produce his mongering matrix and Barry D who placed it in the reports of distinction so it's easy to find.

Just get off your ass, get down to one of the locations mentioned here and make a deal. It SO easy.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=597412&postcount=2833[/url]

My original comment in the RoD quote for Spellman's hard work was:
[i]"A list of DXB clubs, locations, entry requirements, WG Menu, approx opening price guide....
What more do you need?[/i]

Obviously some people need to be lead around like a 3-year old! Next thing you know they will be asking "What drink should I ask for?"

[QUOTE=Barry D]
Obviously some people need to be lead around like a 3-year old! Next thing you know they will be asking "What drink should I ask for?"[/QUOTE]

Which will be followed almost immediately by "Can you unzip me, please, and stick it in?", and in turn.......

[QUOTE=Fairchild]Would appreciate if Someone could introduce me a Pretty, Tall PRC SYT, WL for a Long Term stint with me.[/QUOTE]Barcrawler, Barry D, Excess - you bunch of UNCIVILIZED HEATHENS: Mr Fairchild is a proper GENTLEMAN, asking for an [u]introduction[/u] to a young maiden.

I know for "your" types, an intro goes something like: "hey, babe, how much for what?"

Mr. Fairchild is old school, so needs a proper intro: "Mr. Fairchild, I'd like you to meet"... ([i]"Hey, what's your name, what city you come from"[/i])... "Miss ____ from _____."

The only problem I see is either she falls over laughing, or else "little english, little english" as she calls over a translator (which would complete the [i]foursome[/i]).

[QUOTE=1Ball]thanks for the directions, Mike, but I will be in Deira. Could you please give directions from there?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, due to the road constructions/diversions, not possible from Diera.

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Zaz99: My bad. I had almost forgotten this method: [url]http://*******.com/2zq9cf[/url]
Success most anywhere...
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To all: thanks for the "kitchen" reports.

LOL - or in the words of so many FSU 'field' workers that we have all known and loved (calling up a Slavic drawl): " I like it too much".

[QUOTE=11Bravo]Mr. Fairchild is old school, so needs a proper intro: "Mr. Fairchild, I'd like you to meet"... ([i]"Hey, what's your name, what city you come from"[/i])... "Miss ____ from _____."[/QUOTE]Bravo. Surely as an over-riding principle of etiquette, the prostitute should be introduced to the client rather than vice versa. Or perhaps that is where the term vice versa comes from.

Sorry to point this out, but one imagines that Mr F would be a stickler for the correct form of introduction.

Back from a long weekend in Dubai, drained and exhausted!

My main reason for being there was that I seemed to have developed an infatuation problem from a previous trip, and that itch had to be scratched! Back from Dubai now, and the itch is still there, so a bit of a problem there, any remedies gratefully received.

Back to the reporting…visited KuBu, which is located within the Radisson in Diera. Mainly Russian types, with some decent looking PRC – no black/African girls. The place is very small and it was a struggle to the bar, I was there on Sunday night around 11.00/11.30 and men outnumbered women by about 2:1. Another observation, almost all the guys in this place looked like they were serious punters, I did not see one who you could mark down as just in to have a look. I started to speak to a girl, went off to buy her a drink, bar was a nightmare so it took a good 15 min’s, anyway I come back and she’s gone. Her manager told me to hang on for a while, an Asian guy nearby helpfully pointed out that he had already closed the deal with her for the night, he did apologise mentioning that he had only moved in because he had thought I had not shown any interest in taking her. He was over the moon about how cheap Dubai was, AED 1000 for the night is what he had agreed…although he may have had a surprise coming on the definition of night as I was to find out later. Moral being, it was a competitive environment with the potential for being bid up for the better girls…..and judging by the size of those cigars, some of these guys were paying.

Also, worth a mention, there was no charge at the door. I saw a couple of guys stopped to have their laptop bags checked and that was about it, I walked straight in and so seemed to everyone else. The standard of the girls is average to high, with some definite 8+ material. After having paid for a Pina Colada and no success, I homed in on an absolute blonde looker, but was told by the madam that she was new/spoke no English…therefore passed on her as I was not in the mood for that type of evening. The tone had been set and blonde was going to be the theme for me; spotted another one, about 5’ 7”, very slim with small but prominent chest and short blonde hair…wandered over and enquired if I could buy her a drink? NO, ok that was pretty clear. I had seen her speaking to an Arab looking guy earlier and thought maybe she was also taken for that evening and waiting for him to reappear. Scouted around for 15 minutes and she’s still standing there on her own, not talking to anyone like there was serious business involved, so being a persistent so and so, went over again and wandered if she was ready for that drink now? Got a no and a laugh, ice broken, started talking. Seemed when she had said no earlier, it was a no to the drink only and not to being propositioned. Agreed AED1,200 for her to be with me till the next morning. She spoke good English, had a marketing diploma from Moscow and pleasant to be with. Back to my room and ordered some drinks etc…eventually concluded round 1. I’m in the bathroom splashing some water, and she turns up behind me fully dressed!#@! What the F#@K?? It’s about 2.45am and apparently morning to her means 3.00am (that’s the time KuBu closes), so she’s leaving. There was no point in arguing the toss, and the mood was broken, I was tempted to ask her to leave the room and wait in the corridor, but resisted.

BEWARE: THE GIRL’S NAME IS OLGA, MEDIUM HEIGHT, SMALL CHESTED, SHOULDER LENGTH BLONDE HAIR, IS FROM ST PETERSBURG AND WHEN I MET HER WAS WEARING A TIGHT WHITE TOP WITH BLUE JEANS AND PINK SHOES. HAS A CHINESE TATOO RUNNING FROM HER STERNUM TO NAVEL [but you’re not going to get to see that in the bar!]. SO GUYS UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN FOR A RIDE OF A DIFFERENT KIND, THEN STEER CLEAR.

Jackson, I used large caps deliberately to draw attention, hope ok. I did try to start a thread titled “Girls to beware” and add her details there, but I seem unable to initiate a new thread.

Back to the rest of the trip; spent time with my itch which has got worse. Wandered into Imperial at around 10.00 on Monday, space to wander around and almost 1:1 ratio with most continents represented…they should rename it the UN. Quality is variable, but there are some lookers, it’s where I picked up my ‘itch’ the first time, so cannot complain too much.

Also, revisited some positions with an Armenian girl I had picked up from Broadway on a previous trip. Spent a long afternoon with her, following day went to Broadway again around midday and was just about to strike up a conversation with a good looking ‘stani type, and guess who walks in. The surprise on her face, not to mention a killer look…for the sake of preserving the relationship – she has become progressively adventurous as we spend more time together, so I have some equity there I want to preserve – I made as if I had been waiting for her and walked out with her! I’m sure she did not believe that (i) I had tried to call her (look, no missed calls), and (ii) was only passing time talking with the girl, with my only intention waiting for her to show.

Broadway delivers a consistently good quality of girls, and the girls also seem less inclined to renege on services agreed. If the Russians carry on like Olga from KuBu, they might find themselves marginalised.

Oh, and last but not least. Trilogy in the Madinat is drawing in some of the old Cyclone crowd, so if that’s your scene then Trilogy may yield some results.

[QUOTE=Aimara]Got a no and a laugh, ice broken, started talking. Seemed when she had said no earlier, it was a no to the drink only and not to being propositioned.
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I’m in the bathroom splashing some water, and she turns up behind me fully dressed!#@! What the F#@K?? It’s about 2.45am and apparently morning to her means 3.00am (that’s the time KuBu closes), so she’s leaving. ...

Oh, and last but not least. Trilogy in the Madinat is drawing in some of the old Cyclone crowd, so if that’s your scene then Trilogy may yield some results.[/QUOTE][u]GREAT[/u] FR with [u]a lot[/u] of useful info.

She started off great, saying a drink not necessary. Those types I like. For the record, I RARELY buy a girl a drink; only if I've known her for a long time. Like her, I'm not REALLY there to drink :) [And yes, I am a cheap charlie in that regards. At the drink prices here, the bar can get rich off of someone else. I'd rather give the money directly to her as tip, taxi fare, whatever...]

One suggestion: with an unknown, I always ask what time she'll be leaving in the morning. I know some a-listers' definition of "all night" is "until you fall asleep". Others are used to staying up all night, so a 5, 6am departure to go home and sleep in their own bed for as long as they want, without having to get up at say 9, 10am, when the client does, having to wake up, get dressed, grab a taxi, go home, and try to fall back asleep. But asked up front, even with no guarantee, you can make a risk assessment and decide accordingly ([u]some[/u] are very honest).

[b]MY[/b] experience: out-and-out ripoff artists few and far between, at least on the asian side of things (most are FL's, no controllers involved). If a girl is going to do a runner (most common rip IS pay-in-advance, LT becomes ST), not much you can do if she insists on money up front. Again, for me, that insistence is a warning flag - she can be legit, but it is a factor in the go/no-go decision. What you can do is try and protect yourself from the "let's be clever" girls, looking for "loopholes"...

But yours a definite rip. Difficult to prevent when it's pay in advance; even a 50% down would not have done much good. You handled it like a gentleman - no use getting upset about what's already done. About the only thing you can do is what you did: appreciate the head's up.

Nice tip about Cyclone refugees... Now, if I could only pass the dress code for a place like Trilogy.

BTW: being absent from the scene NO way to get over an infatuation - just worsens the condition, my experience anyway. Only way is repetitive doses to build up a resistance.

[QUOTE=Aimara]If the Russians carry on like Olga from KuBu, they might find themselves marginalised.

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Judging from the number of similar 'tales of woe' previously posted in this forum including past personal experience, IMHO I think they are already marginalised as you put it.

There are plenty of them who either:

Threaten to leave early and demand extra payment.

Demand extra payment and leave early anyway.

Empty the fridge, either on the way in or on the way out (when leaving early)

Demand extras such as cigarettes, food, room service then leave early.

Just leave early.



Although, if you do get a good one and she does stay, the experience is often worth the risk, just ask MK.

cya, FF

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]



Although, if you do get a good one and she does stay, the experience is often worth the risk, just ask MK.

cya, FF[/QUOTE]
I agree FF but we both know he has had the odd bad blonde CIS blonde ...who is still working in Gauloises!!

Enjoy the babes as if you would not!

WR