Bangkok Reports

i landed around noon and went straight to dr bjs to find that they had fired the few attractive girls they had one year ago and replaced them with fat women with beards. the lady with the resized titties is still there but i am so over her. i went to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] and found one acceptable girl already on her way up with someone. i waited for her under the angry supervision of the grandmothers there.

at the second floor of nana they have 20-year old something somewhat attractive girls advertised by mama as teens. i fucked a girl on location called "la" or "a" or whatever for 2000 and i was very happy with her faked beginner service. in the light of the st hotel room i could see she was probably closer to 25 than the advertised teen age which i will not spell out further here. she kissed me and it tasted like she had her fill of dick in her mouth during the day. or eaten bugs. or both. it was still a bit romantic and service was funny.

she sucked on my balls for 20 minutes and i slapped my cock around in her face it was very sweet of her. i also fucked her of course but her pussy was very wide so in a position were i "sat-and-fucked" her i could actually see the whole of my penis although it was inside the pussy! because the upper part of her pussy was so loose! it was intriguing but i put it in her ass for release she wanted 1000 extra for this i thought it was rude considering her pussy was not up to pair. the best part was the blow job still because she held it in her mouth like a lolly and made as if she was thinking really hard. i had to bob the head for her and every time she look surprised!

the rest of the place is depressing. it is 90% women who should have their own stable of girls now and proudly call themselves mama instead of trying to pass themselves off as 20-something beauties in the horror that is nana. older and uglier trying to look better than each other. the whole place is like a anti-prostitution documentary. if i had come to bangkok as a youngster 2014 i never would have got hooked on the scene. i saw a lot of unfortunate and duped men in their 30's with women in their 40's. many of them are petite and have make up like young girls but they are still wrinkled and mothers belly swinging loosely in the dark from to many baby to have shit. maybe we can call these exhibits "lady-girls" as you use to call "lady-boys". because of old lady but tries and make stupid like the girl?

although i nearly had lost my appetite on my way down and out i went to eat a couple of blocks away from nana. at the restaurant i spotted a russian / european fl with her african friend. they were both great looking and as they left i slipped after them which they noticed and stopped to pretend to shop for some shit or other at one of the street shops on sukhumvit. they wanted 10 000 each. seem about right in retrospect considering the bill at the restaurant we ate at had run around 1500 for one person and that they were exceptionally good looking considering the poor quality of girls in general around. i did however not go for it.

as i browsed through the street action i badly regretted this decision. finally i went to look at the lineup at eden or hell club or whatever at soi 7. i picked the two prettiest and slimmest available (they were still pretty ugly and fat) and went to the room and had them wank and suck me for about two hours. i told them to turn the light the hell out and turn the volume on the tv up. it was a quite expensive wank / suck and i really should have gone with one of the hot fl from the restaurant instead. the porn was ok it was a threesome with asia akira and she was a bit unsure first as whether to do it or not because they were two but gradually she was convinced, that was the scene when i finally came.

on my way home my luck changed as a really beautiful african fl on sukhumvit caught my attention. it was 2000 for st after tough negotiation and off we went. she made everything she could to make me feel uncomfortable, tried to give me cbj, gave me bbj with teeth, acted like it was a unusually smelly cock etc etc. i didn't really care this girl was really hot and couldn't really get out of that and i had a wonderful fuck. last time i was in bangkok i had noticed that the africans were the gems among the trash and finally i took my business there! wise decision. however i would of course have gotten an even prettier girl for so much less in africa and 2000 is after all almost st with an equally beautiful wg in europe so.

i am not satisfied with my overall bangkok experience so far and the first times i came here i was not only satisfied. i was overjoyed! the scene here has really changed and not for the better. i will go and check soi cowboy now and write if they have put the beautiful girls there as was the case 8 years ago they put everyone there and in nana only for the mirror repellant lizards of old. this is sometimes the case that the pretty girls get scared when to many ugly women in one place and the ugly women get angry with the pretty ones and they hunt them out of their territory with evil words and dirty gaze so they can try and be shit-crowned princess of the dumpster.

regards,

really old and grumpy bugger.

day 18 sunday march 16,2014 bangkok day 2 (semi monogamy):

i woke up around 10 am feeling good and well rested. i showered and walked over to au bon pain two blocks down soi 11 to have a double shot skinny caf latte and a banana muffin. i think the coffee is better here than at the fraser hotel restaurant. after breakfast i went on a bit of a walkabout. i took the bts to chitlom station where i got off and went to unite change one of the better money exchange shops in the city. unite is directly underneath the chitlom southern exit, next door to hagen daz, and in front of the renaissance hotel. you can't miss it. they always offer the best rates in town.

after loading up on some baht i walked over to platinum fashion mall on the 6th floor to take a look at their latest line thai t-shirts: line thai makes some of my best thai t-shirts:

[url]http://www.linethait...collection.html[/url]

bangkoker is another great t-shirt maker: [url]http://bkker.com/[/url] .

i always buy some t-shirts from both of these stores whenever i am in bkk. line thai has 3 outlets in the chatuchak weekend market and that is where i usually go to buy in quantity. they know me over there in the market and they give me a friendly discount. bangkoker is a little shop over on samsen road near the river. they really have a great line of cool shirts. not the usual tourist stuff. i wear an x-large so they have to make my shirts to order. there is usually a two day wait period. anyway, i was in the neighborhood so i decided to drop platinum fashion mall and naturally i bought a couple of t-shirts. then i walked back to the chitlom bts taking in the local sights along the way and headed back to nana station and soi 11.

for lunch, i decided to give chili culture near my hotel a try. i have walked past this restaurant many times. it looks kind of nice and on occasion it is filled with a lot customers so what the hell. the food at chili culture is supposed to be northern thai cuisine which i love, so i ordered northern style pork sausage and khao soi. the food was just ok, not even close to how great it can really be at good chiang mai restaurants. it is funny how hard it is to find a great khao soi in bangkok. i know of only a couple of bkk places that do it right.

after lunch i headed straight to the fraser swimming pool and cooled out. there were only a couple of other guests using the facilities so it was very relaxing there. m called and we firmed up our plans for dinner. i would meet up with her and a few of her friends and then we would go to family bbq restaurant near her apartment at around 6 pm. i like m's girlfriends. they are really nice girls and i was looking forward to seeing them again. the only downside to this whole affair was that i would have to take a taxi during bkk rush hour from soi 11 to the ramkhamhaeng university neighborhood where m lived. oh well. it could not be helped.

m's apartment is in a middle class thai neighborhood. i never see more than one farang out of thousands of people whenever i go there. her apartment is a small, but respectable one room studio. her queen size bed serves as a couch whenever she has company over. she has two dressers along the two outer walls. there is a tv on one dresser and alongside it a small wet bar refrigerator. there are clean empty glasses and bottles of booze & soft drinks on top of the dresser. an ice maker is conveniently located just down the hall near the elevator. on top of the other dresser are stuffed animals and other personal stuff. the apartment has a balcony where m hangs her dresses like it was a closet. the balcony also serves as a smoke room in case anybody wants to have a cigarette. the apartment bathroom is a large square tiled room and there is no separation between the shower, the sink, and the john, so whenever anyone takes a shower the floor gets wet.

but all in all i was very impressed with m's apartment the first time i saw it a couple years ago. compared to the dormitory living my subic girl has to endure, m is living well. m's studio apartment is comparable to a college type apartment in the usa. the building has 24 hour security, air conditioning, an elevator and like i said the neighborhood is middle class bkk thai with many shops and restaurants on her particular soi off ramkhamhaeng road.

like i feared, the taxi ride to m's apartment took about an hour. it took almost 15 minutes just to turn north on asok. she called me wondering where i was just as the taxi turned onto her soi. when i finally got out of the taxi "de" and "be" where already standing in front of the apartment building waiting to greet me.

both girls work at baccara and are very popular. it was really nice to see the two of them again after a too long 10 month absence. they looked so lovely, "be" especially. i have always been hot for be since i first met her. she is still young, only 24, and what a natural isaan beauty. too bad be has been unlucky in love. i will relate a little bit of her story at another time in my report. the, on the other hand is just a little darling possessing a really warm, genuine, outgoing personality. if she can't make you feel good, no girl can.

i get a real pleasure from spending time with these "good girls" with their hair down, their makeup off, being just what they are; young modern bangkok girls trying to make their own way in the big city. they remind me of the girls in a french film by the legendary auteur director, claude chabrol called " les bonnes femmes " or in english, "the good girls. " i think it is available on netflix. check it out. i give it 5*.

so be, de, and i walked over to family bbq and sit down at a table. soon m and her girlfriends from back home who are temporarily staying with her at her apartment arrive at the restaurant. i had never met these two house guests before. they are old childhood friends of m's. they are not pros. one of the new girls, "nn," is married and works in insurin (still not clear on what that is) and is helping m get a straight job in the business. i am not sure what the other girl does, but both girls seemed real nice and it was my pleasure to make their acquaintance. m and her two house guests sleep together on m's queen bed. i privately joked with m that i would like to spend the night at her apartment. she gave me a naughty look and laughed.

the girls were hungry so we got right down to business. family bbq is an outdoor eatery where customers can choose the ingredients they want to grill or cook in a hot pot from a large variety of seafood, chicken, pork, meat, and vegetables. both the grill and a hot pot are brought to your table and after that you are on your own although waiters come by to make sure the coals remain hot and waitresses are always refilling your drinks and bringing fresh ice cubes. the price of this all you can eat extravaganza is 190 bt per person including desert. drinks, especially alcohol are extra. the place is always crowded for diner. there are a lot of these type of restaurants rep001tered around bkk.

now if there is one thing i have learned from spending time with m and her girlfriends it is that thai girls love to eat and they can really pack it away. i eat fast and as consequence, stuff myself too quickly. thai girls, on the other hand eat slow, but continuously. it is a version of the tortoise and the hare and the tortoise always wins. in this case the girls always end up out eating me. it is amazing, for example, when even after eating and drinking for a 90 minutes, one of the girls will invariably get up from the table and go get another plate of shellfish or 15 or 20 shrimp to be grilled.

just as we were about to begin the first course, the lovely "p" arrives via taxi and joins our table. i always liked p a lot. she is a very attractive girl with a heart of gold. i have often thought about shagging her along with be many times. i was glad she was able to make out little dinner party.

during dinner all the girls looked after me making sure my bowl of soup was always filled and that i always had a plate of something or something to eat hot off the grill. m would pick the snail or oyster meat out their respective shells for me. she would make me a plate of around 15 oysters or snails and then prepare some shell fish for herself. be would peel my grilled shrimp for me and she was the overall grill master. the would watch over the hot pot and would add fresh water, vegetables, or fish whenever they were needed. my job was just to eat and be the man. i was also the mix master and made sure everybody had a tall glass of beer and ice. yes, that's right. my thai girls like their beer ice cold on the rocks. lol.

so after a couple of hours eating and drinking, everybody was full and feeling good so i paid the bill and we went over to m's apartment. the six girls and i all sat or reclined on m's bed / couch. m asked if i was comfortable leaning back against the bed board and she put a couple of her pillows behind me to cushion my back. she turned on the tv to the girl's favorite soap opera. at one point p decided to try on some new eye makeup so be was helping her with that and m was talking over a few things with her houseguests, so de decided now would be a good time to give me a back massage. she had powerful hands and she was doing a great job. then she decided to stand up and walk on my legs and lower back. that was cool. i then reciprocated by giving de a shoulder massage. "nn", one of the overnight guests decided to take a shower. m came over and laid down beside me with her head on my shoulder. then p decided to use my thigh for a head rest. after a while i got up to go to the bathroom, but the floor was wet from nn's recent shower so m gave me her bunny slippers to walk on the bathroom floor.

and that's the way the evening progressed more or less. the tv was on in the background. the girls texted on their cell phones, worked on their hair and makeup, played video games, tried on clothes, flirted with or rested on me, and we had various conversations. at some point, the general conversation moved on to where i was staying. the girls knew about soi 11 nightclubs of course and i said my favorite one was climax. the girls agreed that climax was pretty good, but nn, one of the overnight guests had never been there, so it being around 11 pm now, i suggested we take the party over to soi 11.

be had a date with a customer, but m, the, p, the two guest roomies and i took a taxi to climax disco. it was a sunday night so it was not the best night in the week to go there plus we were a little early when we got there at around 11:45 pm, but we got a table, ordered some drinks, and watched the band play. they were not bad and the lead singer was a bit of a looker. slowly the place started to fill up with customers. there were definitely many more girls (fl's) there than men and some of the girls were very attractive. i was getting a few discreet looks from time to time despite the fact that i was with 5 girls. m and p saw a couple of girls they knew from baccara go go their customers. i know that if i had been there without my entourage it would have been good pickings.

after the 3rd round of drinks our party started to loosen up. m, p, and de started dancing with me while and nn and ai, the other house guest danced with each other. then i danced a little with nn, ai and m. nn was a good dancer for a straight married lady. lol.

around 3:30 am, m asked me if i want to boom boom. i say, "yeah you know i do" and we said goodbye to the roomies, p and de. the girls decide to stay at climax for a while. m and i walk back to the fraser. the hotel is only 1. 5 blocks away. i say hello, to the doorman and he salutes. m and i then make out in the elevator. in the room we soapy shower together and i am hard. i wait for m on the bed and when she comes to me, i go down on her. after she has an orgasm, she goes down on me. then we boom boom, first in cowgirl and then i sit up and put m on her back without leaving her pussy so i can finish her off in mish.

afterwards we shower again and m tells me she has to get up early for her insurin class or workshop. it is around 4:30 am now. she says she has to get up at 8. she asks if it is ok if she goes back to her apartment. i tell her of course it is. we get dressed. i place 2500 bt in her purse and i escort her down to the lobby where the doorman eventually finds a taxi willing to take her back to ramkhamhaeng. i kiss her goodbye while the taxi waits and tell her i miss her already. she says she will call me tomorrow afternoon. she waves out the back window as the taxi takes her down soi 11 and out of view. i can still hear some loud music coming from somewhere down the soi. i go back upstairs and collapse in bed. it was another good night in bkk.

Day 19 Monday March 17,2014 Bangkok Day 3 (Semi Monogamy):

Here is where the semi starts to kick in. After Sunday's all night out with the girls at Climax, I was a little tired and I took it slow getting up Monday morning, but in the afternoon around 2:30 pm I was feeling a little horny so I took the BTS over to Soi 24. I had never been to Cherry Massage before, but I have heard good things about the service there plus the web site has REAL pictures of their girls, so I decided to check them out.

[URL]http://cherrymassagebkk.com/ladies/[/URL]

The only problem with Cherry seems to be that they do not keep their girls on for very long I. E. There is a high turnover rate at this parlor for some reason or other.

In any case, I walked up the stairs to the front desk with a list of two or three hot cherry girls in my back pocket. I said Hello, to the receptionist and asked for a line up. I was surprised to see they only had 3 girls available at the time and none of the girls present were on my want list. No matter. A tall and dark semi cute girl was giving me a big pick me smile so I decided to give Frist, a new girl, a try. Now Frist, being a rather tall full figured girl, was not in my preferred spinner group of girls, but every once in a while I like to go against my preferred type and take someone different outside of my usual. Variety is good.

Frist seemed very happy that I had picked her although it was she who had actually picked me. She smiled and took my hand to lead me upstairs to a room.

Once we were alone Frist and I began to make out and Frist was very tender. Cherry is known as a porn oily massage parlor meaning everything is pretty much on the menu and the girls are insatiable. Several superstars have emerged from Cherry and gone on to other parlors like Bamboo. Even though Frist let me do anything I wanted and gave me DFK, BBBJ, a little anal rim, and passionate sex in Cow Girl, reversed Cow girl, Doggie, I felt the session was more GFE than porn star.

After our first round together, I snapped a few pictures and Frist told me a little about herself. She said she was 22 and that she had only been working at Cherry for a couple of days. I was her first customer. She told me she used to work at Baccara on the 2nd floor, but she left because she was too dark for the Japanese customers. I told her they were crazy and she had lovely skin.

She was very sweet and we kissed a lot during our intermission. Then Frist wanted to give me a massage. I lay over on my front side and she started to work on my back and shoulders. She asked if I liked a hard massage or soft. I told her to massage me anyway she wanted to. She had strong hands. After a while, I turned over onto my back and Frist started to massage my legs. It did not take her long to work her way up to my dick where she started off with a HJ, but quickly went down on me.

I was hard again and Frist applied a condom and got on top. After a while she leaned down to kiss me while she was riding me. I rolled her over and finished her off in mish. Afterwards we lay side by side holding each other and kissing. It was all very GFE tender and not very porn star, but I was alright with that. I thought Frist was a very nice girl next door type and I liked her.

She asked me to come see her again, she practically begged me, and hinted that she would love to do an overnighter with me. I told Frist I would see her again, but I never got back around to it because there are just too many opportunities in BKK. After I returned from my trip I saw that Frist's pictures have been taken down from the Cherry website. I hope she is doing OK, but I can't help thinking she just is not cut out for this line of work. She appeared too soft and vulnerable. Of course my impression may be due solely to her performance. Who knows?

But I left Cherry Massage feeling real good and very relaxed. I can't write a definitive review of Cherry massage because I feel I was there too early in the afternoon and missed the full line up. I look forward to visiting Cherry next time I am in BKK and checking out some of their other girls.

It was now after 4 pm. I had a text message from M on my cell phone so I called her to find out what was up. She said she was working at her Insurin until 5 pm and asked me what I was doing. I said I was just walking around. She asked me if I wanted to go to a "real Isaan" restaurant tonight with her two roomies. I said sure and she said she would come by my hotel to pick me up around 7 pm. I had no idea where we were going for dinner, but I knew it would be good. When M uses the word "Isaan" to describe something it means she thinks that it is great whatever it is that she is describing.

I still had some time on my hands and headed back to the Fraser to enjoy a late afternoon swim.

A little after 7 pm M called to say her taxi was arriving at my hotel. I went down to the lobby to see her and I invited everybody up to my room for a little drink. The girls and I had a round Vodka and sprite and then we left for dinner. The name of the restaurant M wanted to take me to is called Raja Seafood and it is located back near her Ramkhamhaeng neighborhood so the girls had come all the way to Sukhumvit Soi 11 just to pick me up.

Raja Seafood (or is it Racha Seafood) is a popular outdoor restaurant near the University. It took about 45 minutes to drive there fighting rush hour traffic the whole way. The specialty of the house is salt encrusted BBQ fish. They had about a dozen fish grilling on a rotisserie above hot coals as we entered. There was only one empty table. All the waitresses wear stewardess uniforms and are ladyboys.

We looked over the menu and the girls and I decided on the BBQ fish, of course with lemon sauce, Som Tom, of course, some spicy fish soup, and a variety of other Thai dishes. All the food was really great! Absolutely, the real thing. The BBQ whole fish was so good that we ordered a 2nd fish. Not only was the meat moist and so juicy due to the salt casing, but the lemon sauce that we dipped fork fulls of the fish into was out of this world. And expertly deboned the fish. The Som Tom was out of sight hot. I had to take a sips of beer after every mouthful. But it burned so good I couldn't stay away from it. And dig the tarantula that came with the dish. That should tell you something.

After dinner one of the ladyboy waitresses came by and asked how we liked the meal. I told her the food was outstanding and she seemed personally gratified by my positive exclamation. I was the only Farang for miles. She told me to come back anytime and believe me I plan on doing it.

After I paid the modest bill, the girls and I walked down the Soi looking at all the shops and people. We stopped at one fruit stand and I bought some Durian for later. We said goodbye to the roomies, Nn and Ai, and then M and I took a taxi back to the Fraser.

We were just in time to watch the tail end of one of M's favorite soaps. After the show we got down to boom boom. This was our third time together in as many days so far this trip and we were getting very intimate with each other. We had some soapy play in the shower and I left before she was through. M came out of the shower into the bedroom with a towel wrapped around her. She gave me a naughty smile and then she stuck out her hips and pointed to her ass letting out a "SZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" as in sizzling hot while at the same throwing the towel aside with one sweeping gesture of her arm. It was very funny and sexy at the same time. Then she dove on top of me like she was diving off a jumping board into a swimming pool and I was the swimming pool.

We started making out. Then she went down on me, I went down on her, and we shagged in multiple positions. She had another couple of orgasms and I had one. Yada yada, but it was all really, really good. Her cowboy is the best; she really gets into it and when I do her in mish; it is not too shabby either.

After another shower together, we laid in bed watching a little TV and talked. She said she did not have to go to work tomorrow so if I wanted, she would take a taxi back to see me at around 4 pm tomorrow afternoon and we could go swimming. I really like swimming with M. She can't swim to save her life, but it is a lot of fun to dance around the pool with her holding me tight. M now has a lot of trust in me not to let her down in the water. She was very timid about swimming pools and beaches before I took her to Phuket last year.

So we made plans to hook up tomorrow. It was now a little after midnight. I put 2500 bt in M's purse as she brushed her hair in front of the mirror and then I escorted her down to the lobby. We found a taxi and said our goodbyes. Then she was off. I could hear music beckoning from down Soi 11 and I thought about going to one of the clubs, but I had 3 shags today and did not feel like another at the time. I also didn't feel like having a drink either so I went back upstairs where I caught up on some emails and then watched a movie. It was another good day in the big Mango.

bangkok city day two. the reckoning.

i woke up with a little hangover because i had drank altogether a bottle of hard liquor because of my flight. i don't like flying. and my dick was just rock hard and there was no way i could fit it in my pants without going bent and excusing manner like the politest of japanese 20 meters down the street from my hotel the rajah to annie's massage as it is the only thing i know is open at this hour in bangkok. the girls there were just to ugly even with my critical condition and i made it to soi 8 with a poor scooter guy who had me poking him all the way i don't think he give a shit i'm probably just a uptight foreigner but every time he brake i unwillingly come wrecking into his ass.

today there was also one ok looking girl at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]. the last few times i've been to thailand and wanted a blow job i always had luck at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]. at dr bjs when i went daytime. i'm not kidding. probably at least 20 girls working all of them looked grotesque except the girl from the webpage who i am just tired of. although she is extremely nice. i feel like a shithead but this is what traveling the world for pussy does to you you get extremely particular.

at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] almost every time i went there in bangkok or pattaya the last few years they always have at least one cute girl at any given time and i am so appreciative of this as i deep down feel that the blow job service is the only sexual act that truly calls for a payment from the male to the female and if the blow jobs at the location i'm at are not good i feel like a sad little child who lost belief in all fairness of the world? although 5-6 of the girls in the 7-girl lineup at the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] are always intolerable there always seems to be at least one gem and i am thankful for this furthermore i could really abuse her with my hungover hard-on and she did not complain at all it was quite the happy occasion i grabbed her head with both my hands and face fucked her in a pace she could take and she was really understanding.

i wen't to eat at charles brown next door to the tapas place i had eaten the day before on soi 11. i wanted to go here to check out the wild nightlife natty bumpo writes about and also to see if i could meet a englishman i had been chatting to yesterday but he was off somewhere hunting foxes or some other form of customary and strange entertainment in that part of the world. in the end i was happy not to see him again because the english are really fucked in the head sometimes? but we all are of course i just mean i really didn't care but i wanted to go and look at the daytime action in soi cowboy. basically i just wanted a friend. it's just you never hear anything about the english they eat fried fish and i mean you fry things all over the world and no one elsewhere claims it to be a national dish or anything? anyway if you are reading this i am really just lonely and bitter and i miss you.

i went to soi cowboy and afterskool as i again wanted the sweet pleasure of the mouth so famous for this part of the world. the most attractive girl at this time came over to me. she was maybe 23-24 and had a fat stomach and she excused herself with this explaining she was pompoi and for me to take her as she were and i did not protest at first. when she took me over to the far end of the bar however she explained that service was 1000 and that i could not relieve myself in her mouth i thought this insanely rude and told her to go get fucked which i really regretted because i forgot my fat wallet there with altogether in exchanged currency would be about 1000 euros and she came running after me with it i felt like a fool.

i went to some of the gogo bars also on soi cowboy and to tell the truth there were a lot of cute girls here so i guess this is were to go when looking for good looking girls in bangkok rather than nana. however the mamas was terribly greedy with their cuties and always wanted 3 or 4 thousand for st or even tell me to come back later if i wanted to fuck one of the gems. i was to eager for this and just felt as lazy as the sluts of bangkok themselves and went back digging in the bj scene and i even headed back to dr bjs and i have to be fair after dark there are actually several good looking girls there. i went with a nerdy one i had seen in a review on internet but never went with before she has big tits big ass and big frames and i was so happy with her i stayed one more time and just sat there relaxing and leaning back. i will be back tomorrow for one more fantastic blowjob as she tells me she gets on at 11. i regret everything i said about dr bjs after going there in the nighttime and everything considered i will still go back to thailand just for the bj scene checking out the latest gem at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] and going to dr bjs etc.

i forget to tell i bring one girl to st hotel from soi cowboy. i had forgotten this myself because of the great blowjob. i really wanted a girl with a small pussy so i tried to find the girl but with no baby stomach in soi cowboy and who was not pretty. this turned out to be exactly what i had been looking for she was even to tight she could only take me in cowgirl! because she was so ugly in the face, even in comparison with the generally ugly working girls of bangkok, she had obviously had not many people fuck her pussy and also because i checked her body before she had no baby pop her pussy up so bad. it was marvelous but really hard to stomach looking at her but i really needed this as i had some really big pussies of late.

ok this is my amendment.

also if anyone is interested there are european / russian and indian ladies for hire at the hotel rajah. i never tried it myself but in the nighttime they just go up and down the elevator i can't imagine it's to expensive and they are very friendly and forthcoming i only dodged them because at the time i had no thai currency. best of wishes my friends.

Recently enjoyed a few nights out at Bangkok Beat in Soi 7. Great bands playing and it gets busy around 10 - 10.30 pm. There were each night a few FL lookers and the going rate for LT is 2500 - 3000 BHT. During most weekdays BKK Beat has a 95 BHT drink promotion helping to save cash for the after hours activities!

[QUOTE=OldBugger;1619623]Bangkok City day two. The reckoning.[/QUOTE]OldBugger! Your reports are hilarious and joy to read. Could not keep a smile off my face.

[QUOTE=Lakeside;1619629]Recently enjoyed a few nights out at Bangkok Beat in Soi 7. Great bands playing and it gets busy around 10 - 10.30 pm. There were each night a few FL lookers and the going rate for LT is 2500 - 3000 BHT. During most weekdays BKK Beat has a 95 BHT drink promotion helping to save cash for the after hours activities![/QUOTE]Soi 7/1 (Soi Eden/Dr. BJ). Hope you weren't the guy snogging (sorry- DFKing) the ladyboy when I was there Sunday. LOL.

[QUOTE=OldBugger;1619623] When she took me over to the far end of the bar however she explained that service was 1000 and that I could not relieve myself in her mouth I thought this insanely rude and told her to go get fucked which I really regretted because I forgot my fat wallet there with altogether in exchanged currency would be about 1000 euros and she came running after me with it I felt like a fool.
[/QUOTE]Wasn't her that was insanely rude. You really should try to be a little cool even if you don't fancy the girl, and carrying 1000 Euros worth is extremely insane. I have had to try to learn to lose my Western rudeness somewhat in Thailand, unless someone really deserves it (and then its still bad form). You were damn lucky you met someone so honest.

I left an iphone behind in Dr. BJ and got it back later. I had to ring the number so they could find where it had fallen to.

[QUOTE=OldBugger;1619623]I forget to tell I bring one girl to ST hotel from Soi Cowboy. I had forgotten this myself because of the great blowjob. I really wanted a girl with a small pussy so I tried to find the girl but with no baby stomach in Soi Cowboy and who was not pretty. This turned out to be exactly what I had been looking for she was even to tight she could only take me in cowgirl.[/QUOTE]Your report is excellent. I was going to send a PM but you don't have that.

Next time on Soi Cowboy check out the Cactus, you might really like it. A little hard to spot, it is just across from deja vue.

[quote=oldbugger;1619623]bangkok city day two. the reckoning.

...............the girls there were just to ugly even with my critical condition a.......................

......................probably at least 20 girls working all of them looked grotesque except the girl from the webpage who i am just tired of. ......................

................although 5-6 of the girls in the 7-girl lineup at the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] are always intolerable there always seems to be at least one gem and i am thankful for this furthermore i could really abuse her with my hungover hard-on and she did not complain at all it was quite the happy occasion i grabbed her head with both my hands and face fucked her in a pace she could take and she was really understanding.

i wen't to eat at charles brown ........................

i went to soi cowboy and afterskool a................the most attractive girl at this time came over to me. she was maybe 23-24 and had a fat stomach..................when she took me over to the far end of the bar however she explained that service was 1000 and that i could not relieve myself in her mouth i thought this insanely rude and told her to go get fucked .......................

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i forget to tell i bring one girl to st hotel from soi cowboy.....................because she was so ugly in the face, even in comparison with the generally ugly working girls of bangkok, she had obviously had not many people fuck her pussy and also because i checked her body before she had no baby pop her pussy up so bad. ...................
ok this is my amendment.

also if anyone is interested there are european / russian and indian ladies for hire at the hotel rajah. i never tried it myself but in the nighttime they just go up and down the elevator i can't imagine it's to expensive and they are very friendly and forthcoming i only dodged them because at the time i had no thai currency. best of wishes my friends.[/quote]wow, you must be the handsome gentleman that all thailand is talking about. all this coming out of a person staying at the rajah, no less.

Day 20 Tuesday March 18,2014 Bangkok Day 4 (Semi Monogamy):

This morning I felt like a little sightseeing so I stopped off at Au Bon Pain for my double latte skinny and then I took the BTS to the Saphan Taksin station by the Chao Phraya. I jumped onto one of the express boats and took a 20 bt ride up the river to the Tha Tian Pier where I got off and took a smaller ferry across the river to what Arun (Temple of the Dawn) one of my favorite temples in BKK. I like climbing the steep stairs and looking out over the river. Afterwards I took the ferry back across the Chao Phraya to visit what Pho which houses the reclining Buddha.

[URL]http://www.watpho.com/intro.php[/URL]

Also not to be missed in this area is what Phrakaew where the Emerald Buddha resides and of course the Grand Palace.

I have been to all these sites many times, but I always enjoy spending time here despite the hordes of tourists that must be contended with. So for me, visiting what Arun and the Reclining Buddha was good enough for this morning's exercise. It was getting hot and sticky and I was getting a little hungry.

Before getting back on the express boat, I walked around the Tian Market and bought some fresh sliced Durian from two friendly ladies. They gave me 4 large sections for 70 bt and I ate them with relish on the spot. I was a good thing I brought some Handy Wipes along to clean my hands. I really like the exotic musky flavor of Durian. No, they do not taste like they smell, but they are sticky and a little messy. They have a custard vanilla pineapple flavor. You can't get fresh Durian in the USA and although I am able to grow mango and mamay trees in my back yard in south Florida, Durian is an ultra-tropical and cannot tolerate sub-tropical zone 10 southern Florida winters.

I was still hungry after devouring my Durian sections. I knew I could have a real good cheap eat right there in the Tian market as I have many times, but today I felt like going upscale for lunch. Down river and across from the Mandarin Oriental Hotel is their famous Thai Restaurant, Sala Rim Naam where they put on a daily gourmet Thai lunch buffet for 790 bt per person. It is a very good deal considering the quality and the quantity. So I took an express boat back south to the Oriental pier and then I took one of the complimentary hotel boats across the river to Sala Rim Naam and had a great feast. Lunch was outstanding.

M came by around 6 pm for a swim in the pool. We were the only ones there so the place was all ours and it was fun floating around getting intimate as it got dark. After a while we started to get cold in the water so we went up to my room where we took a warm shower together and started making out. Then it was time for boom boom.

Afterwards I poured a couple of vodka and sprite drinks for us as we settled down on the couch in the living room. M said she was hungry because she did not have lunch today. We discussed where we wanted to go for dinner. I know this very nice little Japanese restaurant on Soi 31 called Isao Sushi so I suggested we go there and M was up for it.

It was not too much trouble to take a taxi from Soi 11 to Soi 31. The restaurant was very busy on this night and we had to wait about 10 minutes for a table, but it was worth it. I ordered for the two of us some regular sushi items like Yellowtail (Hiramasa) and Blue Fin tuna belly (Toro), then I ordered a Maki dish and two hand rolled Temaki, and lastly one of Isao's signature dishes. I drank cold sake and M had a Heineken.

[URL]http://www.isaotaste.com/[/URL]

All I can say is everything was really superb and M was definitely no longer hungry.

After we left the restaurant we took a taxi back to the Fraser where we relaxed in the living room watching one of M's soapies. I fixed another round of vodka and sprites for us. During the commercials we made out. After TV we had a soapy shower together and then it was time for boom boom #2.

Afterwards while we were lying around in bed together, we talked about the big day tomorrow and M's 32nd birthday party. All the arrangements had been made. All I had to do was pick her up at her apartment around 6 pm and to be sure to bring my wallet. 555. But I didn't mind, in fact I enjoy being a part of the festivities. Last year, I took M and her girlfriends out to celebrate her 31st be'day and everybody had a great time all night long. The party this year was going to be at the same place: Red Sun Disco.

M left around 12:30 am. She said wanted to get up early and go to temple to pray and thank Buddha. I slipped 2500 bt into her purse and then I escorted her down to the lobby. The friendly doorman found her a taxi and she was gone. I was not tired and I felt like going out tonight. I wandered down Soi 11 and it was a total circus with FL's, massage girls, ladyboys, punters, western girls, hustlers, tourists, portable bars, portable restaurants, brick and mortar bars, and brick and mortar restaurants, you name it all hanging out on the street. I walked down Soi 11 to Sukhumvit and eventually I walked over to Thermae to check that scene out.

I know all about the left side / right side nonsense at Thermae where girls into Westerners sit on the right and girls into Asians sit on the left. I did not see any such divisions there tonight. I was getting the "come talk to me" looks and inviting smiles from girls on both sides of the room. I think that is due to the political demonstrations and the negative effect they have had on the number of tourists, even punter tourists visiting the land of smiles this year. But for whatever reason, Thermae girls were not discriminating against Farangs this year and that is a good thing.

I slowly walked around the island bar a couple of times and smiled at the girls sitting along the walls. I spotted a number of relatively good looking girls and as I said, most of the girls girls sitting on the left and the right smiled suggestively at me. I sat down at the center bar and ordered a Singha. Several girls came up to me and said Hi. I was polite to them, but I told them I was just into having a drink tonight.

After finishing my beer I slowly walked around the bar again. I spotted an attractive blond girl sitting at a table with two other girls and I stopped by her table and said Hi. We talked for a little while and she eventually asked if she could come to my hotel room. I thought about it, but declined her offer. The room was a mess, I was out of fresh towels, and I wasn't really up for another shag so soon after my double session with M. I told the girl that I hoped I would see her again on another night when I had more power. She replied that she could give me power. I laughed, but declined her offer. I wish I had her number now.

So I walked back to Soi 11 and the Fraser Hotel enjoying the scenery the whole way. Back in my room I turned on the TV, but soon I turned it off and fell into a deep sleep. It was another good day in BKK.

day 21 wednesday march 19,2014 bangkok day 5 (semi monogamy) part 1:

i did my usual thing this wednesday morning: a double shot skinny latte, a walkabout, and then some tasty lunch. today i had lunch at the siam paragon food court where i had a pretty good tom yum goong and later a mango smoothie.

i texted m and wished her a happy birthday. she texted back thanking me and reminding me to be at her apartment by 7 pm. she then asked if i preferred red or blue. the girls were deciding which color dresses they would all wear to the party. i was looking forward to her birthday party later, but i pretty much had nothing to do until 6 pm and i felt like i needed to take the edge off in the meantime, so i decided to go to annie's for a quality afternoon soapy session.

[url]http://www.anniesban....com/staff.html[/url]

annie's is a veritable institution on lower sukhumvit. it has been around for as long as i can remember and is known for really good service but only average looking girls. that is why i have only had a few sessions here over the last 10 years despite the fact that all my previous sessions have been real good. last year, for example, i had a very good gfe session with wei #35. wei was a very nice girl, but kind of plain if you know what i mean. since that time, wei has had a silly cone procedure so i was not into repeating with her.

actually, i was hoping i might finally have a session with #24 who imho is one of the few annie's girls that is a genuine looker. i first saw #24 on the website two years ago before she had her boob job and i regret not doing her then before her procedure and before she became so darn popular. but nowadays #24 is very much in demand and booked solid for weeks if not months in advance. i had heard on the grapevine that she had a farang boyfriend and was on hiatus. i notice that today, 6/22/2014, on the website it says that #24 is "away booking for 3 months. " but at the time i was in bkk, i was hoping i might get lucky and see her there.

it was around 2:30 pm when i approached annie's. a number of girls were sitting outside eating lunch. i greeted the girls as i went in and walked upstairs to the reception area. a mamasan greeted me and took me over to the fishbowl. she blew a whistle or something and around 20 girls quickly appeared including the girls i saw downstairs.

as i expected, the lineup was not very good. my wish that #24 or possibly #7 would be available was quickly shot down. no such luck. but, there was one girl in the lineup that i thought was really attractive and extremely doable. on the annie's scale of 1 to 10 she was a 10 and probably the sexiest girl i had ever seen in annie's. on the bkk soapy scale she was a solid good looking 7*. she noticed i was looking her way and smiled at me so i chose her without any hesitation. none of the other girls in the fishbowl were doable imho.

he name was tina and her badge number was #50. anyway tina seemed pleased i had chosen her and after introductions, she led me to a room. for some reason i will discuss later, tina is not on the annie's website and never was. she told me she was 30 and had a kid, yet i am telling you guys that #50 was in real good shape. she was tall and thin but still had some curves with very nice still shapely "be" cup breasts, a flat stomach, no stretch marks whatever, great skin tone, and absolutely no body fat.

a very strange soapy session:

she started filling up the jacuzzi tub and cleaned off the body mattress. then she told me to lie on my stomach and she proceeded to give me the body to body soapy massage. after a while she asked me to turn over and she continued with her body to body massage on my front side. i thought she was moving a little too fast for my taste because her speed prevented me from kissing or fondling her as she moved around in a circular clockwise motion. i told her to slow down a little and suddenly tina #50 halted her massage and started telling me that this is the way she gives a body massage, that she has been working at annie's for over two years, and if i don't like the way she gives a body to body massage i can change girls.

wow! i was a little shocked by her aggressive tone, but my immediate uncontrolled reaction was that i blurted out laughing at her. this shook her confidence a little and took the wind out of her sails. in a nanosecond three thoughts raced through my mind: my first thought was how poor the lineup was and that there was no decent replacement for tina, my second thought was that asking for my money back was going to be a futile gesture and i would be put in a ridiculous position where i would have to walk out with nothing, and my third thought was that i realized i still wanted to shag this girl and cum inside her pussy for some unaccountable reason.

as a result, i tried the soft approach and attempted to calm tina down. thinking about how poor the lineup was, i told tina that i did not want another girl, i only wanted her, but i wanted her to be nice. she then replied that she is nice, but she gives body to body massages her way and no customer has ever complained before. i then told her i am not complaining, but merely suggesting a way her massage could be more enjoyable for me. thinking back at that moment, lying naked on the air mattress with naked tina kneeling over me with her natural tan boobs hanging down, and being subjected to her very un-thai aggressive demeanor; there was something about this girl's outrageous attitude that turned me on. i don't know exactly what it is. probably i just really liked her sexy looks, but whatever it was that turned me about her, i was definitely not into any more body to body massage with tina. all i really wanted to do was stick my dick into her pussy and cum.

so we got back on track and #50 concluded her body to body in a completely mechanical albeit slightly slower speed. there was no kissing or normal positive warmth that i usually look forward to in a thai massage parlor. it was just business. the jacuzzi tub was full by this time so we moved into the tub where tina's pace was much slower which allowed me to make small talk conversation and to try to bring tina around if that were possible. i told tina how pretty i thought she was and she responded by saying that i had said that before. i laughed at her again and said, "so what. i tell you, you are pretty and you are. is that is a bad thing? i will say it again if i feel like it. you are a pretty girl! there!" and finally tina began to calm down. we then started to talk a little as she soaped up my dick and started to give me a really sensual two handed hand job. it was really good. i cupped her beautiful soapy tits. after a while tina asked if i wanted to cum in the jacuzzi and i told her no and said, "i want to cum in your pussy. ".

so the soapy bath was over. tina dried me and then herself and we moved on to the bed where she asked me to lie down on my stomach and she began her massage. she asked if i wanted oil and i said ok. she also asked if i wanted the massage hard or soft. i told her not too hard and she began and gave me a decent massage. she let her hand glide over my anal area several times, but she never stopped to explore that area any further. after a while she asked me to turn over and she began to massage my neck and shoulders. when her hands got down to my dick, she lubed it up, and again gave me an excellent two handed hj. i was on the verge of cuming so i told her to stop. it was now time for boom boom.

she asked me about condom and i said yes and she put one on with her mouth and continued to give me a cbj. at this point i didn't care about the bj. all i wanted was to shag her so i told her to get on top. she mounted me and began to fuck me with her pussy. although her pussy felt really good, i just laid there passive and watched her flat stomach and her natural "be" cup tities bounce around. i placed my hands on her hips. after what must have been a good 15 minutes or so i began to feel the fire build inside and i palmed her breasts. i started to come alive and i began to fuck her matching her strokes with mine one for one. god help me, but tina was really turning me on at this point. i palmed her hands in mine for better traction and she really got into her cowgirl. there was nothing seemingly mechanical about this part of the session. she is an expert at this.

i rolled her over and we continued in mish unabated. another 10 minutes or so went by; i could no longer hold out and i came. afterwards i laid on top of tina until my dick shrinked out of her pussy. i kissed her ears, neck, and breasts, but tina would not allow lip to lip kissing let alone dfk. i rolled over onto my back. tina removed the condom and cleaned me up.

we lay side by side and talked some. tina told me i was her 3rd customer of the day and it was only 2:30 when i picked her out of the lineup. she said she comes to annie's only when she feels like it, maybe 3 times a week and only works as long as she can manage it. her goal is to make as much money as possible and set up her own shop. she told me she has a little girl and she is through with men. she said thai men were no good and only stole her money. i asked her about having a farang boyfriend and she said she was not into that either and repeated all she cared about was her child. i foolishly tried to talk sweet rubbish to her and i told her not to give up on love. lol. i said that one day some nice guy might walk into her life when she least suspected it and fall in love with her. but tina wasn't buying any of it.

at first i thought it was unusual for an annie's girl as good looking as tina was not to have her picture up on the website. now i understood that tina was an independent free agent allowed to work at annie's her way whenever she wanted because she was a rain maker bringing in lots of cash whenever she chose to come in to work. only #24 is in the same league with my #50 as far as looks are concerned and #24 is virtually impossible to book on a walk in basis without an advance reservation. imho tina is better looking than #24.

tina and i then took a shower together. tina asked if i wanted another massage, but i declined the offer. i felt like i was done with her even though i still had 15 minutes left on the clock.

before we left the room, i asked tina if i could take a photo and she of course declined. that's not as bad as it sounds. all the annie's girls that i have asked to sit for a photo have declined saying it is not allowed in the shop. tina then asked me for a tip. i laughed at her again and said how about a kiss and she gave me a look that said it all. so we were in a stalemate and that's the way we both left it. tina escorted me down the hall to the reception area and we said goodbye. this had to be the strangest soapy massage experience i have ever had in bangkok, but i do confess that it took the edge off. 555.

Isn't it strange that some mongers find beauty, fun and happiness wherever they go and some others will only see and experience ugliness, bad service and trouble?

Are Natty Bumpo and OldBugger talking about the same city?

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1620053]Isn't it strange that some mongers find beauty, fun and happiness wherever they go and some others will only see and experience ugliness, bad service and trouble?

Are Natty Bumpo and OldBugger talking about the same city?[/QUOTE]I think we are talking about the same city. 555. I have always believed you can create whatever you want out of the big mango. The raw ingredients are there for the taking.

[QUOTE=ConquerorVal;1619753]OldBugger! Your reports are hilarious and joy to read. Could not keep a smile off my face.[/QUOTE]Indeed. Quite entertaining stuff. Should post more often.