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[QUOTE=Giotto]Centaurus, Soap Fan, Tansak KTV, NicFrenchy,
Since Saturday I am the proud owner of an exceptional bottle if red wine :) - thank you very much.
I will wait for a quiet evening, the right mood or some special event - and then this bottle will be opened. A feedback will follow on this forum.
Giotto[/QUOTE]
Hope you share it with someone special.. in other words not with any of us bastards... ;) See U next month I hope..
[QUOTE=Giotto]Centaurus, Soap Fan, Tansak KTV, NicFrenchy,
Since Saturday I am the proud owner of an exceptional bottle if red wine :) - thank you very much.
I will wait for a quiet evening, the right mood or some special event - and then this bottle will be opened. A feedback will follow on this forum.
Giotto[/QUOTE]
G, I believe next thursday night is cause for celebration, and a perfect evening to open it and drink it. :D
[QUOTE=1Ball]G, I believe next thursday night is cause for celebration, and a perfect evening to open it and drink it. :D[/QUOTE]Mr. Vice President,
This bottle has travelled - as you know it needs to be stored for some time of settling down right now ... I expect it to be ready for drinking in approx. 10 days :D !
In the meantime we will organize some bottles of "Chateau Glacier du Pattani" (Icewine!) for you and me :) ...
Giotto
[QUOTE=Giotto]Mr. Marketing Director,
Naaahhh, we have the Thailand threads for that, here we clean up and keep things civilized :) ...
Giotto[/QUOTE]
Yes Herr Kapitan - you are of course one year older and infinite more years wiser than we mortals ;).
It just amazed me to see his name pop up on these threads, especially after becoming the self-anointed moderator for any "LL spam".
[QUOTE=Traveler1234]Yes Herr Kapitan - you are of course one year older and infinite more years wiser than we mortals ;).
It just amazed me to see his name pop up on these threads, especially after becoming the self-anointed moderator for any "LL spam".[/QUOTE]Mr. Marketing Director,
Only one year :( ... ?
Don't worry, let people do what they like to do. It's not really our problem, isn't it ;) ?
Giotto
[QUOTE=Traveler1234]Yes Herr Kapitan - you are of course one year older and infinite more years wiser than we mortals ;).
It just amazed me to see his name pop up on these threads, especially after becoming the self-anointed moderator for any "LL spam".[/QUOTE]
I took early retirement. Easy2007 is doing that job now. You need to put him on your ignore list, so that you can make a point of reading all his posts too before you log in ;).
i'm a newbie, rookie, novice and everything else that goes with the theme of. 'i don't know what the heck i'm talking about', but feel like sharing for whatever reason. mostly it just feels good to write after reading so much.
why not offer a massage service at ll that is just as wonderful as the others?
(and since i'm finally for the first time 'blogging here').
i guess, i would like to also say, that my stay at ll was tremendous last summer. even with reading the threads for hours, i still did not have a clue as what to do first, last or at all-no offense to any bloggers-thailand is just complicated in 3-d vs on isg. my first trip to thailand was such a thrill, because it was a first. i don't know that i actually want to know too much. not knowing, in a land of big hits and big misses just challenged my intellect (that was always battling against my raging libido). this, for me, was pure fun and you only got what you were brave or charming enough to receive. even when the opportunities are dangling right before you (they do come with quite a bit of wisdom, decision making, money and, . when it's your first trip. rattling nerves that ultimately are made up in your head, but loads of fun to conquer. almost as good as the 5 minute sex).
to be so so experienced. always ascertaining the sure thing. is promising, but the hunter/traveller in me found that not knowing a thing was like jumping off a cliff and not knowing if the chute would open at times. oh, yes, i failed miserably and had many days/nights walking and walking and finding nothing or discovering i was either too shy, apprehensive, uneducated or buzzed to create the sexual paradise i had in my mind the previous morning. but that made the next day that much more alluring. each day was like bungy jumping again with less fear (again i'm a novice and soon won't be. booo hooo, i think i'll miss this high school feeling ultimately). it was like traveling foreplay at it's finest, scuba diving being a long second!
staying at ll, i can say i felt at ease which is hugely important to getting the brain ready for the chase throughout the city stomps (unlike mexico, where i felt nervous every minute in any city.) i never barfined an ll lady and regret it, but i think that's a typical newbie mistake. what lies outside is always drumming in your mind. so you go out and hit or miss. but the ll staff, acceptance, conversation to put you at ease was an excellent push in understanding that it's okay to be liberal here and chase your fantasies. not the case in many parts of the world (that are actually more 'free' in other respects). how i'd like to comment more about this!
nevertheless, tulips was my last day in bk and it really condensed all the other missed liason experiences into one. in a very short, however enjoyable time. i hit [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url], nervous as hell and then sort of let down as if that's it? . the cowboy street was thrilling, then confusing and if you wait too long, your just trying to keep your buzz going as all the lookers are history. made that mistake too many times. then in a drunken haze walking back to ll, the soi 33 captures your last impulses and sure enough your with one of those ladies not caring a bit about the price. the fancy dressed do entice at that late of an hour!
and if luck is on your side, they can be quite stunning and fun. one took me on a tour the next day, but was always hinting at buying this gift for her or that which was a turn off, but i had the western mind on and was still developing the thai mind. overall, my second night lass was wonderful to me and opened up the mental floodgates of what is possible. yes, i tipped her appropriately and yes, what mistakes i made in my expectations or lack there off will be corrected on the next trip. but the first trip, while full of mistakes and apprehension will always be cherished like that first erotic encounter you always wanted and pretended you were confident enough for. until the present moment set in, all the way around the world, alone, and only with your instincts to go on, thrilling to most! suffering to many other, i would guess?
i thought my first trip would be sex 4 times a day for 3 weeks straight. well it wasn't even quite that. (as bright as i am, i'm still a man) i underestimated the male stress that pertains to 'choosing', committing, evaluating and then moving on tomorrow. strangely, unlike back home, rejection wasn't the brain drainer, it was all the decisions when too much has been presented to you for you to choose from, picky or not! quite a dichotomy of thinking and no thread prepared me for that. nor should i expect it, considering that was the fun part of being a rookie. learning and then being rewarded. (but i was stupidly shocked, when my dick wasn't in a cute girls mouth on some nights! ). perhaps a bit too honest, but i doubt anyone would deny this expectation on any night. even when not travelling.. the little head can be so unrelenting and demanding, dammit!
later, patong was so crazy, my mind was more confused, but managed to spend endless hours romancing the bargirls and developing a rapport before the fun which was thrilling (minus the food poisoining days). the rules were different, almost easier here which presented another learning curve. (bangkok can be so intmidating at first and then to arrive at such a small town with a different outlay burned up a lot of mental time). i'm just guessing it's different in patong and don't mean to be a judge. the free flowing nature of the society there requires different expectations, skills and poise (which alcohol happily takes away. or sometimes adds)? in fact, i'm desperate to redo my travel to patong, having learned to be more direct and how rapport is so much easier to create if you just ask!
while i've spoken too much (and it feels good to write this down-selfishly), i can't wait to return and stay at giotto's lodge again to start another new experience. i barely chatted with the staff, but when i did, i could not have felt more comfortable! the answers were there as well as on this blog, but my mind just has a habit of making things wonderfully difficult, which i enjoy and shun at the same time. even in a thailand/hotels where things can be had for a price, there is still the great mysteries. sex, attention, dominance, prevail, satisfaction. even in a country as liberal as thailand the mystery is there. enough anyway to entice a new visitor, as long as we have a brain that judges from one minute to the next. whoever said that women had a hard time making their mind up. for the first time i did! unlike where i live where you get what you get. hmmmmmm.
maybe the ll massage idea should be scrapped, else i might never see the outside of giotto's lodge again, but hey, the food there is good enough to keep me a delighted prisoner. thanks again, giotto, for creating such a paradise the world has never experienced. and thanks for keeping it affordable. drinks are on me next time! you work hard and are incredibly intelligent to guide newbies in what might be the most mysterious, to date, adventures that will ever be! i call you wg. wizard g. and patiently wait in line for your book. wow! that will bring me to page a page turning frenzy!
thank you for reading my humble beginner post! and thanks to the entire ll staff for creating a wonderful and comfortable experience!
bucathai
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[QUOTE=Bucathai]I'm a newbie, rookie, novice and everything else that goes with the theme of. 'I don't know what the heck I'm talking about', but feel like sharing for whatever reason. Mostly it just feels good to write after reading so much.
Why not offer a massage service at LL that is just as wonderful as the others?
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Maybe the LL massage idea should be scrapped, else I might never see the outside of Giotto's Lodge again, but hey, the food there is good enough to keep me a delighted prisoner. Thanks again, Giotto, for creating such a paradise the world has never experienced. And thanks for keeping it affordable. Drinks are on me next time! You work hard and are incredibly intelligent to guide newbies in what might be the most mysterious, to date, adventures that will ever be! I call you WG. Wizard G. And patiently wait in line for your book. Wow! That will bring me to page a page turning frenzy!
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[/QUOTE]Bucathai,
Now - that is a hell of a first report you have written here - congratulations! And welcome to the forum, we hope to read more of your reports here soon.
I think you felt as many newbies are feeling when they come to Thailand for the first time. It is overwhelming to a certain extend - all the options, all the decisions to make and to learn step by step to become a successful hunter and find what you really want. It's definitely not easy.
Massage service at LL - there will be something soon. But it will not be a massage parlour like Tulip's - that a rice bowl that we will leave to the Thai's. There are so many massage parlours here in Soi 33 and in the surrounding areas - it's not really necessary that we open another one here.
As for your last chapter - I don't know what to say. You obviously enjoyed our concept, and it is really good to read this sometimes - then we obviously do something right. But it is definitely not everything that perfect here at Livingstone's Lodge :) . Anyway - I will pass your compliments to all our staff.
I hope to see you soon back at the Lodge.
Giotto
Giotto
Are you trying to enter the UAE without being seen by Piper or me because this photo proves you have been caught......
BTW, they taste yummy (hazlenut) but are a tad expensive - never thought those words would be used in the same sentence as Giotto :D
Have fun
[QUOTE=Wicked Roger] ... they taste yummy (hazlenut) [/QUOTE]It's a product Giotto just put on the market. Inside the wrappers are life-size chocolate replicas of Giotto's erect little fellow - made from a mould of his little fellow during an oily massage. I told him I don't think they will be a big-seller. Women love chocolate, but they don't like those mini bite-size chocolates - they prefer fulfilling man-sized. :D
Giotto, if you ever go to the UAE, leave your favouite poppy seed rolls you bought from Otto's in Thailand or you'll be jailed. No, that's not a joke.
[url]http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/travel/news/article3333905.ece[/url]
Don't even eat them before you travel:
[quote]
It is also important for travelers to know that like cyclists in the Tour de France, the UAE may test your bodily fluids and could arrest you if traces of a banned substance is found in your body. A male who had smoked weed a day before traveling to the UAE was imprisoned for four years when the drugs were detected in his bodily fluids. The traces in bodily fluids meets the UAE definition of possession.[/quote]
I would like to ask the guys in the forum if anyone knows how much it is to take out one of the girls from Tulip for 1 or 2 days & nights?
Thanks in advance
Back from Phuket. I had to suffer for 4 days...
Coming back - it's even worse, the Vice President is here!
Since I became 48 my life really goes down the hill :) ...
Giotto
[QUOTE=Piper1]It's a product Giotto just put on the market. Inside the wrappers are life-size chocolate replicas of Giotto's erect little fellow - made from a mould of his little fellow during an oily massage. I told him I don't think they will be a big-seller. Women love chocolate, but they don't like those mini bite-size chocolates - they prefer fulfilling man-sized. :D[/QUOTE]Pipeman,
We had discussions within the marketing team whether we can really offer real size [chocolate] replicas ... and we came to the result that nobody would be interested to buy 2.5 kg of chocolate. I proposed Pipeman-sized quantities then, but the requested minimum sales weight was 20 g, and we did not expect customers to bring microscopes to the shopping malls.
The product sells well now - we obviously found the right compromise :) !
Giotto
[QUOTE=Giotto]Back from Phuket. I had to suffer for 4 days.
Coming back - it's even worse, the Vice President is here!
Since I became 48 my life really goes down the hill.
Giotto[/QUOTE]What is wrong with Phuket?