Bogota Reports

1) Those people working the streets in Santa Fe pickpocketing work in HUGE groups. You pick a fight with one, you better be ready to take on another dozen of them from all angles :P I would NOT recommend instigating violence in that place.

2) Absolutely, NEVER take your hands out of your pockets in that situation.

3) You can walk those streets at night, but go straight to your destination and don't wander around. You can wander in the daytime.

4) I think I know that fat chick. I was with a friend right at the same spot, and my friend was dumb enough to take a hand out his pocket to push the girl away, lost his cellular hahahahahahaah

I just read the posting by the lucky monger who ended up banging his favorite pro and 6 others at a swinger party. Man! I owe you a beer! What an idea! If any of you want to copycat this guy here are the Bogota Swinger clubs:

Spa Swingers SW Disco Club: Carrera 14. Number 80-65 P. 1. Phone. (57) 1) 616 2485, (57) 1) 500 0101.

Amnesia SW Bar: Calle 99 number 14-61. Phone (57) 1) 611 5861, (57) 1) 616 3877

Lago Swinger Club: Carrera 13 numero 78-47. Phone (57) 1) 610 0305.

Fantasias club: Carrera 28 numero 52-14, segundo piso. Phone (57) 1) 347 1714, (57) 1) 316 414 1666, (57) 1) 316 358 1038. [url]Http://www.fantasiasclub.com.[/url]

Relax: Avenida primero de Mayo numero 40b-57 Sur Segundo Piso. Phone (57) 1) 273 2261, (57) 1) 315 294 0641.

This info is as current as of the March 8, 2008 Don Juan magazine erotic guide to Colombia. Please update this with more recent info if you have it. I will post info for the other cities in their respective sections.

Monger on.

I'll be there from Sunday until the middle of the week. My wing man in Bogota swears there is a place in Fontibon with tons of pros. I haven't been able to get a hold of him lately. And the last time I was there I did not see any place like this. Do you guys know if this is just a bunch of talk or is there a hidden gem?

5) ask your taxi driver to take you near the Bronx, but maybe this is too down and dirty, even for you.



I heard the Bronx area was cleaned up, leveled, and made into a park. Anyone know if that's true?

There is cheap pussy right in the international center of Bogota. I highly recommend this experience to anyone. My buddy and I hit a few places at 1 in the afternoon. The places were packed! I have never seen a strip club packed at that time of the day anywhere else in the world. I banged a pro for around 20 bucks in the back room. Why risk life and limb in late night Santa Fe for what you can get owntown? Have a few beers, bang a couple of broads and enjoy the music downtown. Ahhh, and please don't tip as the locals do not do this!

A link to all swinger clubs in Colombia: [url]http://www.contactosteune.com/Serios/ClubesSwinger.php[/url]

Enjoy!

[QUOTE=Doubt98; 1251179]5) ask your taxi driver to take you near the Bronx, but maybe this is too down and dirty, even for you.

I heard the Bronx area was cleaned up, leveled, and made into a park. Anyone know if that's true?[/QUOTE]No, it's not true. Bronx is still the same old El Cartucho, behind Los Martires. (I've seen it at night from OUTSIDE, of course I do not venture there)

[QUOTE=Asianpussylover;1251184]There is cheap pussy right in the international center of Bogota. I highly recommend this experience to anyone. My buddy and I hit a few places at 1 in the afternoon. The places were packed! I have never seen a strip club packed at that time of the day anywhere else in the world. I banged a pro for around 20 bucks in the back room. Why risk life and limb in late night Santa Fe for what you can get owntown? Have a few beers, bang a couple of broads and enjoy the music downtown. Ahhh, and please don't tip as the locals do not do this![/QUOTE]Hey it may not be Asian pussy but sweet pussy none the less. I had the same experience about 2 years ago and will return in June.

The Tall Man

[QUOTE=Asianpussylover;1251184]There is cheap pussy right in the international center of Bogota.[/QUOTE]Where is this place?

[QUOTE=Black Page;1251419]Where is this place?[/QUOTE]They are about a block or 2 away from the casas de cambio in the downtown financial district. All the places that I have visited entails going up a flight of stairs. I think some are on avenida 7. I will double check for you.

[QUOTE=Asianpussylover;1251184]There is cheap pussy right in the international center of Bogota. I highly recommend this experience to anyone. My buddy and I hit a few places at 1 in the afternoon. The places were packed! I have never seen a strip club packed at that time of the day anywhere else in the world. I banged a pro for around 20 bucks in the back room. Why risk life and limb in late night Santa Fe for what you can get owntown? Have a few beers, bang a couple of broads and enjoy the music downtown. Ahhh, and please don't tip as the locals do not do this![/QUOTE]Have an address or phone number for this place?

This was also hardily recommended by a hobbyist on another board (CH). Below are the instructions I got from him. I will be there tomorrow afternoon if anyone wants to get the requisite beer.

"Catty corner from the hotel Dann Carlton. 2nd floor of a little strip mall. All the suites upstairs are massage parlors 2, 3 or 4 girls in each of the 7 or 8 suites. Just walk up the steps and start opening all the doors. Runs about 60, 000 an hour, complete massage and full service."

[QUOTE=Mde Guy;1251654]Have an address or phone number for this place?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fethard;1252177]"Catty corner from the hotel Dann Carlton. 2nd floor of a little strip mall. All the suites upstairs are massage parlors 2, 3 or 4 girls in each of the 7 or 8 suites. Just walk up the steps and start opening all the doors. Runs about 60, 000 an hour, complete massage and full service."[/QUOTE]This is the Mezzanine. Its at Carrera 15 and Calle 104. Went there a few years ago. Its a smorgasboard of massage parlors. Close to the International Center. But its not downtown, as somebody said.

[QUOTE=BayBoy;1252414]This is the Mezzanine. Its at Carrera 15 and Calle 104. Went there a few years ago. Its a smorgasboard of massage parlors. Close to the International Center. But its not downtown, as somebody said.[/QUOTE]Think we are talking about two different places guys. There is an area downtown called Centro Internacional. I was interested in knowing where in that area is the aforementioned place located. Mezzanine is well known and been reported on many times. Do not believe APL was referring to it with his last report. So again I ask "where is this place"?

[QUOTE=BayBoy;1252414]This is the Mezzanine. Its at Carrera 15 and Calle 104. Went there a few years ago. Its a smorgasboard of massage parlors. Close to the International Center. But its not downtown, as somebody said.[/QUOTE]"Tha Mezz" is surely not downtown, but it sort of fits one of the other criteria that was discussed by Tall & APL. In one of the parlors in the back, I think it was the first door when U-turn the corner to the left of the small shop, there is a sweet young student that is half Indian (yup, as in rice & curry). Dunno if that's the spice you're after, but I can tell you she is very pleasant, and a great ride. Forgot her name, but slender, A cup, and very service minded. Probably only covers about a quarter of the Kama Sutra, but the booths only allow for the least acrobatic ones anyway. Warning: if nasal voices turn you off, that one is NOT your pick!