Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=XXL;2445667]The quality online simply isn't there for me. Online girls are passport pic artists. THOSE GIRLS KNOW they don't cut it in a competitive bar setting where their figures would matter. Therefore they flock to the passport pic world of TF.[/QUOTE]Yet most of the chicks that I meet online go to the discos? Besides that, there are different strokes. Not everyone wants to be online. Not everyone wants to be in a bar. Not everyone wants to go to the beach, etc. It has nothing to do with how people look. Because I have seen chicks that were uglier than homemade sin in some of these bars. Why wouldn't they go online to be passport pic artists instead?

The good thing about Pattaya is that you don't have to do any of that. You can just walk around doing normal routines and talk to any woman you see that you like. Or is it that you will not find women that can "cut it in a competitive bar setting" anywhere except a bar? The same women that you are going to find at a bar, you are going to find at a restaurant, food court, mall, market, Big C, 7-Eleven, etc. There is no one stop shop to find only nice looking women.

There are high end escort websites in Bangkok. Why are guys paying a bunch of money for them if online girls do not cut it? I don't understand how the baby keeps getting thrown out with the bathwater with guys feeling the only way they can get a good chick is in a bar; as if the bar chicks never leave the confines of the bar to go anywhere else or do anything else. The same way you can talk to them in a bar, you can talk to them outside of a bar.

P.S. And now that I am thinking about, half the chicks you will find online work in bars anyway! I just put up a conversation from a Thai Friendly chick a couple posts ago saying her bar was closed and she wanted to come over for 700 baht.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2445642]You are not lying. I wonder why he is having such a hard time. Meanwhile I am over here having to make chicks go home. I have started going to their rooms so I can leave when I am ready.

That is why I am glad that my new girl has a job to go to everyday. She gets up at 7:30 in the morning and goes to work and I have the whole day to myself. When she finishes work she goes to exercise at Jomtien, then goes home to take a shower and eat, then comes over here at 9pm to spend the night. Everyday before she comes I ask her if she needs anything and she says no.[/QUOTE]Hilarious. When I was there if I read that, I would assume something was wrong or that I'd wake up with my safe raided.

Has the rate seriously fallen that far? Although she didn't mention whether it was ST or LT. Curious what you can get for LT now. Clearly however that's a good deal you got. Alas, we're all stuck in prison now, even in Germany.

[QUOTE=Lanthano;2445726]Hilarious. When I was there if I read that, I would assume something was wrong or that I'd wake up with my safe raided[/QUOTE]Hahaha. You have to love Asia when you get nervous because things are going too well, all most too-good-to-be-true well, and it turns out to be just another great night. 😁.

Enjoy. G.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;2445582]That's a ladyboy and so is the "girl" sitting behind her.[/QUOTE]2000 baht ST is kind of risky in times like this. This is what this girl wanted off Tinder, which is noted for having lots of LBs. So I need those with good eyes to help me validate this is a girl before I jump in. She didn't want to give me height and weight. Those hips got me suspicious, but I really can't tell either way.

[QUOTE=Goferring;2445706]Sometimes true, sometimes not. I know several girls that built up such a regular following and were photogenic enough that being in a bar, with the 100 associated middle men all taking their cut, no longer served a purpose and they went independent. Many of these made far more money this way and had much more freedom.

Cheers. G.[/QUOTE]The bonus for a hottie in the bar is she can gossip with friends. Get drink commission. She may have a couple sponsors making her bank account fat.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2445848]2000 baht ST is kind of risky in times like this. This is what this girl wanted off Tinder, which is noted for having lots of LBs. So I need those with good eyes to help me validate this is a girl before I jump in. She didn't want to give me height and weight. Those hips got me suspicious, but I really can't tell either way.[/QUOTE]Not risky at all. Tell that broad 500ST. No need to be suspicious. Just as soon as she sends pictures say why you look like katoey? I tell them when they start doing shit like putting implants, fake eyes and fake hair and all that makeup they look like a ladyboy. That is why I like natural chicks without all that additional bullshit. In some pictures she looks like a ladyboy and in others she doesn't. This one is a hard call. Like I said just ask why she looks like a ladyboy in those pictures.

[QUOTE=Chacal60;2445578]For MR. Ent and others trapped in Pattaya, my BkK gal gave me the Line ID for her friend in Pattaya. She went out of her way to say this girl provides massage and FS. Can't vouch for her services, looks or even her name, but the woman providing the reference is very, very good. PM for her contact.[/QUOTE]That broad wass crazy. After she waited 20 minutes to answer every line that I wrote to her I finally got frustrated and deleted her. There was a period that she did not answer and I said well you must not need money. Sorry to bother you. She perked up then. That is when we came to an agreement of 500 baht. I said do you have motorbike. 20 minutes later she said yes. What time will you come? 20 minutes later no answer so finally deleted her. No time for that bullshit. Tell the BKK chick that her friend must not need money that bad.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;2445917]That broad wass crazy. After she waited 20 minutes to answer every line that I wrote to her I finally got frustrated and deleted her. There was a period that she did not answer and I said well you must not need money. Sorry to bother you. She perked up then. That is when we came to an agreement of 500 baht. I said do you have motorbike. 20 minutes later she said yes. What time will you come? 20 minutes later no answer so finally deleted her. No time for that bullshit. [/QUOTE]

When she knocks on your door wait 20 minutes to open it. When she asks you to stop banging her so hard wait 20 minutes before you stop. When she wants money to leave before curfew wait 20 minutes to pay her. I don't have time for crap like that either.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2445848]This is what this girl wanted off Tinder, which is noted for having lots of LBs. So I need those with good eyes to help me validate this is a girl before I jump in. [/QUOTE]A bit harder to distinguish than the "girl" Chacal posted but I say ladyboy. I know a girl a bit similar to her but the girl I know is 150 cm and can't weigh more than 42 kg.

The monger god knew exactly what he was doing. He came through with the covid so that it would cancel out those high ass prices that 2 week millionaires have driven up over the years. All these years I have been asking why are you guys giving chicks on Beach Road 1000ST? That was preposterous. Now it seems that prices all over Pattaya are exactly in line with what I have said over and over that they should be without the pesky bars and gogos.

At 6:30 I was riding down Soi Buakhao to the the market to buy some lemons. (Me and my girlfriend are about to make margaritas). I passed a chick on the opposite side of the street and was like wow. I caught her eye as well. Damn I hope that chick is still there after I buy this shit. 5 lemons for 30 baht and hopped back on my bike to find her. She was still sitting there. Skkeeerrrrttttt. Thank you for still being here. What are you doing? Looking for customers. She asked where I was from. I said India. Her phone started ringing. I said your boyfriend is calling. She looked and said it was just a customer in India, but he can not come now because of the covid.

She said I do not want a boyfriend. I like to be free. I said same with me. I do not want a girlfriend or a wife. I only want giks. She started laughing. I told her that I was really American. She said Indian men only fuck 1 minute anyway don't they? I said how the hell would I know? 1 minute is really all you need anyway. How long do you like to fuck? She said 20 to 30 minutes. I said that is too long. Then she said I go with you for 500.

I said I am kind of busy right now, but we can trade Lines and I will for sure get with you soon. We traded Lines then she told me that she works at P. P. Soapy but it is closed right now. I said ah ha! That is why you like India man! They go there by the busload. She said yeah but Norway man and UK man come too. I said but not as many as India man. I told her that my friend works at a massage shop across the street from it so I always see when I am at the shop.

So now we got soapy chicks on Soi Buakhao selling ass along with everybody else. Again no need for bars. A chick is not defined by which venue that she is selling ass. I can't wait to get her over here. If she will take 500 then I know she will take 700 for LT. Then I will talk all the soapy stuff with her, like how do they decide which chicks sit in which pricing area. All praise is due to covid for making these prices back where they are supposed to be. Amen.

[QUOTE=XXL;2445667]The quality online simply isn't there for me. Online girls are passport pic artists. THOSE GIRLS KNOW they don't cut it in a competitive bar setting where their figures would matter. Therefore they flock to the passport pic world of TF.[/QUOTE]You're not completely wrong, most of girls freelancing online in Thailand, don't have great figure. I have met some good great chicks online sites for 1000-1500ST who were great at BBBJ, lots of kissing and no attitude. But when it comes to figure, well they won't look good in bikiny in gogos. But, not true for all of them. I've also met some girls online especially on Tinder lately who have great looks, can easily be top girls in any gogo, but chose to work online for many reasons. But I agree, ratio is skewed towards not-so-great-looking girls when it comes to online freelancers.

[QUOTE=XXL;2445594]Met this girl yesterday in Soi Bukhao. Agreed to visit me today in early afternoon. She wanted 700. Too cheap I thought, what's the catch? Surprisingly good body though. Well, when I wanted 69 she refused saying my pussy not clean, then "I want more money 1000". Silly cow I thought, 700 or 1000 are peanuts to me, just deliver and stop wasting my time! In doggy-style she didn't curve. She stayed poised in the air squeezing her butt cheeks. Totally wasted good figure. That's what you find in the street. Shanks, and if not, non-providers. [/QUOTE]That's true. Performance and looks are very subjective and we all look for different things to consider it a good performance from girl. For me, just putting my dick inside a pussy is not enough. Girl has to be 6+ atleast. And I rarely see a 7 on massage shops. All are filled with 4-5, at best 6. Gogos had a few good 7's and handful 8's but non-barfinable. You've to get their line ids to meet them next day and it's always worth it.

That's why I never pick street FLs from beach road or sukhumvit road in bangkok. They look really bad, and just can't get hard by seeing them at my house. Nightclubs for me have worked best, most 7's and 8's I've got are from clubs on WS

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2445848]2000 baht ST is kind of risky in times like this. This is what this girl wanted off Tinder, which is noted for having lots of LBs. So I need those with good eyes to help me validate this is a girl before I jump in. She didn't want to give me height and weight. Those hips got me suspicious, but I really can't tell either way.[/QUOTE]Its difficult to propound on definitively. However, those boobsies look too maxnuficious to belong to a lb. Perhaps you should just ask her / him.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2445848]2000 baht ST is kind of risky in times like this. This is what this girl wanted off Tinder, which is noted for having lots of LBs. So I need those with good eyes to help me validate this is a girl before I jump in. She didn't want to give me height and weight. Those hips got me suspicious, but I really can't tell either way.[/QUOTE]I say it's a girl. And let me join others in welcoming you back.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2445935]Its difficult to propound on definitively. However, those boobsies look too maxnuficious to belong to a lb. Perhaps you should just ask her / him.[/QUOTE]I did ask her. She says "girl. " But I'm scared of bait and switch and having drama or pay an exit fee. Anyways, haven't jumped in but instead took another TF girl who I thought looked familiar and it turns out she works Sapphire. I've previously barfined and banged her 3 X before. I just forgot and didn't recognize her on TF. The curfew made her stay over LT for an extra 500 and having to endure 4 fucks in less than 12 hours. Afterwards, I think she blocked me on TF. I had to do a massive hair clean up and was reminded again why I dislike LT with girls with bad habits.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2446141]I did ask her. She says "girl. " But I'm scared of bait and switch and having drama or pay an exit fee. [/QUOTE]But why would you pay exit fee. She said she was girl and you two closed the deal, and then she turned out to be ladyboy, so you have every right to kick "him" out. I have had this happen to me couple of times, where girl turned out to be ladyboy (always online sites) and I just sent "him" back. I have to say some can act aggressively but my condo has security which I can call if I need to, never had so far. If you live in a place where you will have a hard time kicking "him" out, don't ask her to meet at room directly, instead go down to pick her and ask to see ID. Most of the times when you will see "him" in person and hear the voice, you won't even need to see the ID and can just say "fuck off".

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2446141]<snip> instead took another TF girl who I thought looked familiar and it turns out she works Sapphire. I've previously barfined and banged her 3 X before. I just forgot and didn't recognize her on TF. The curfew made her stay over LT for an extra 500 and having to endure 4 fucks in less than 12 hours. Afterwards, I think she blocked me on TF. [/QUOTE]She is a very sexy, cute girl. So why did she block you on TF? Inquiring minds want to know. 555.

P.S. Welcome back Paw.