Managua

I checked out the scene a little bit in Managua, but ended up two evenings in El Fenix. An option would be a bar called Morena (because you can find Morenas there). There were only 3 girls there, two of them doable, one very beautiful. But the service for 400 Cordoba for 30 min does not include a BBBJ, so I declined and went on.
El Fenix is an ok bar to drink a beer. Not much selection on the drinks. 12-15 Chicas were there at about 8pm, some still arriving. Some were in the range of 2-5 and I wonder if they get any customers at all. I approached some girls and asked for service. Some do not provide BBBJ, some could be convinced when they noticed that it is a must for me.
Service is 200 Cordoba per 30 min, but the two girls (on two sessions) I had from there were not clock watchers. The rooms are very basic, but with shower. I took a shower with both girls in order to have a clean pussy for DATY. The service was quite good with both girls and included BBBJ, DFK, DATY and all positions I wanted. Not too bad for about 11 USD.

[QUOTE=Sumart]I checked out the scene a little bit in Managua, but ended up two evenings in El Fenix. An option would be a bar called Morena (because you can find Morenas there). There were only 3 girls there, two of them doable, one very beautiful. But the service for 400 Cordoba for 30 min does not include a BBBJ, so I declined and went on.
El Fenix is an ok bar to drink a beer. Not much selection on the drinks. 12-15 Chicas were there at about 8pm, some still arriving. Some were in the range of 2-5 and I wonder if they get any customers at all. I approached some girls and asked for service. Some do not provide BBBJ, some could be convinced when they noticed that it is a must for me.
Service is 200 Cordoba per 30 min, but the two girls (on two sessions) I had from there were not clock watchers. The rooms are very basic, but with shower. I took a shower with both girls in order to have a clean pussy for DATY. The service was quite good with both girls and included BBBJ, DFK, DATY and all positions I wanted. Not too bad for about 11 USD.[/QUOTE]

One would think that if you doubled the going price of $11, and offered them an $11 tip which they could completely pocket themselves ... that you could easily get a BBBJ included in the deal for a total price of only $22! Nicaraguans are not known for their common sense.

[B]"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame!" [/B] Congratulations.

Although it is not evidenced that "Chocha Monger" has every stepped foot onto the soil of Nicaragua, he is nonetheless inducted. Why?

"Chocha Monger" knows Latin America! "Chocha Monger" knows how the populace and how "Chicas Nicas" manipulate Gringos. "Chocha Monger" knows how the males think and behave. "Chocha Monger" knows too much about Nicaragua and Latin America.

"Chocha Monger" knows how not to pull caballo which in itself is priceless. While other Gringos loose their faculties, "Chocha Monger" watches their demise.

"Chocha Monger" has guided ignorant Gringos for years via International Sex Forumn. These Gringos have been domesticated caballos as well as USA exported caballos.

"Chocha Monger's" list of accomplishments is legendary and his posting history is superb. While other ISG posters write dribble, "Chocha Monger" writes information that is actually useful.

[B]"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" and joins the ranks of "DrDewman," and "Grand Pollo."[/B]

Congratulations "Chocha Monger" for your induction and keep up the stellar postings on ISG.

[B]"Chocha Monger" is inducted into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame."[/B]

[QUOTE=Dirty Willy]I should have listened to Meatloaf.

Not more than 6 hours in Managua and I discovered Meatloaf was right. I am the "Carne Blanco". Robbed at pistol point by 3 punks looking for a cell phone.

Xdred told me "Never let your guard down." Too late...........

On the bright side, I am discovering the brotherhood of mongering. Dr.Drewman is very kindly helping me out. No disrespect to Meatloaf, but he is "The Man". Helping out a man when he`s down.

I am lucky they didn´t put a cap in me.[/QUOTE]
That's a shame that you got robbed at gunpoint by some Chicos Nicas. Did it happen on Carretera Norte as you were leaving the airport?

"XDred" knows the threat and violence of Nicaragua and especially Managua considering he almost became "food" for some hungry Chicos Nicas. I was there to witness "XDred" fight them off. I must admit, "XDred" did not get scared away from Managua after his assault, and moved deeper into the ghetto / barrio to chase more hoes.

Grand Pollo has commented on the need to carry / employ "off-duty" police officers, armed, when going to shop in the Oriental Market.

Nicaragua does have a lot of beauty too, but when someone kicks you a*s do not expect any assistance nor the police to care. 100% self-reliance.

It happened on a rotunda. I forget the name of it, but it's the one with the big statue of christ like the one in Sao Paolo (Rotundo Santo Domingo?). It's right north of Hotel Cristo Rey. The bad neighborhood is supposed to be on the north side of the street, but I guess they crossed on over.

I should have listened to you Mr. Loaf...........

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]That's a shame that you got robbed at gunpoint by some Chicos Nicas. Did it happen on Carretera Norte as you were leaving the airport?

"XDred" knows the threat and violence of Nicaragua and especially Managua considering he almost became "food" for some hungry Chicos Nicas. I was there to witness "XDred" fight them off. I must admit, "XDred" did not get scared away from Managua after his assault, and moved deeper into the ghetto / barrio to chase more hoes.

Grand Pollo has commented on the need to carry / employ "off-duty" police officers, armed, when going to shop in the Oriental Market.

Nicaragua does have a lot of beauty too, but when someone kicks you a*s do not expect any assistance nor the police to care. 100% self-reliance.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dirty Willy]It happened on a rotunda. I forget the name of it, but it's the one with the big statue of christ like the one in Sao Paolo (Rotundo Santo Domingo?). It's right north of Hotel Cristo Rey. The bad neighborhood is supposed to be on the north side of the street, but I guess they crossed on over.

I should have listened to you Mr. Loaf...........[/QUOTE]

You got jacked at Rotond Cristo Rey. This is the corner of the block where Fenix is located. Rotonda Santo Domingo in Managua is located near the Galleria Mall.

The Chicos Nicas know that Fenix is a 24-hour location mostly accepting tourists. When the Chicos Nicas see a Gringo (ie. white face) on the block, they know that the Gringo is there to monger. They know the Gringo is carrying money. They know that the Gringo is "fresh meat."

Although a Gringo may have not yet been a victim to Chicos Nicas, if you spend enough time, it's GUARANTEED that you will become a victim at some point. This holds true regardless of location within Nicaragua, but especially true in Managua.

After being assaulted, don't even waste your time and energy filing a police report 'cause they don't care, especially with a Gringo. While getting assaulted, don't even expect or hope for anyone to come to your aide.

Rotundo Cristo Rey. It was right around the corner from Hotel Cristo Rey about 2 minutes from their front door. It was just to the west to the southwest corner of the rotunda, whereas Fenix is east of the rotunda. Fenix didn't have any other gringos when I was there. Either way, thugs should figure out that it's a good place for people with cash, gringo or not.

One thing for sure you're right about is no one coming to your aid. I actually had pepper spray with me and had it out a little bit earlier when I was on a quieter street. It was around 6 and dark already, but the rotunda was totally packed with cars. I let my guard down and put the spray away. I was so close to the hotel. They were holding the gun to me and I was facing the street only about 5 feet from the curb. The street was packed with cars. It was pretty brazen.

Mr. Loaf is right. Nicaragua is dangerous and scary.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]You got jacked at Rotond Cristo Rey. This is the corner of the block where Fenix is located. Rotonda Santo Domingo in Managua is located near the Galleria Mall.

The Chicos Nicas know that Fenix is a 24-hour location mostly accepting tourists. When the Chicos Nicas see a Gringo (ie. white face) on the block, they know that the Gringo is there to monger. They know the Gringo is carrying money. They know that the Gringo is "fresh meat."

Although a Gringo may have not yet been a victim to Chicos Nicas, if you spend enough time, it's GUARANTEED that you will become a victim at some point. This holds true regardless of location within Nicaragua, but especially true in Managua.

After being assaulted, don't even waste your time and energy filing a police report 'cause they don't care, especially with a Gringo. While getting assaulted, don't even expect or hope for anyone to come to your aide.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dirty Willy]Rotundo Cristo Rey. It was right around the corner from Hotel Cristo Rey about 2 minutes from their front door. It was just to the west to the southwest corner of the rotunda, whereas Fenix is east of the rotunda. Fenix didn't have any other gringos when I was there. Either way, thugs should figure out that it's a good place for people with cash, gringo or not.

One thing for sure you're right about is no one coming to your aid. I actually had pepper spray with me and had it out a little bit earlier when I was on a quieter street. It was around 6 and dark already, but the rotunda was totally packed with cars. I let my guard down and put the spray away. I was so close to the hotel. They were holding the gun to me and I was facing the street only about 5 feet from the curb. The street was packed with cars. It was pretty brazen.

Mr. Loaf is right. Nicaragua is dangerous and scary.[/QUOTE]
Dirty Willy, you're lucky that you did not spray them with the pepper spray. It would have just pissed them off and they would have put a cap in your ass for sure!

[quote=chocha monger]dirty willy, you're lucky that you did not spray them with the pepper spray. it would have just pissed them off and they would have put a cap in your ass for sure![/quote]

you're probably right. but to be honest, it didn't look like a real gun. if it was real and they really didn't give a sh*t about using it, i think they might have shot me anyway. when i walked past them, one of them tried to grab me and pull my arms down. i pushed him away and ran around a pole and then one guy was running beside me with the other two trailing behind me. then i saw that he had the gun so i just stopped and they emptied my pockets. all they wanted was a celular.

i have kind of mixed feelings. 10 minutes before i was robbed i was thinking to myself, 'come on. somebody try to rob me right now. i bought this pepper spray and i want to get my money's worth.' i would such a thrill to thwart a robbery that way and watch one of those punks keel over screaming. sure it would [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] them off, but once that stuff is in your eyes, you can't do anything. but it wasn't to be. and maybe thanks to that i'm still alive.

i had a guide in ometepe who's nicaraguan. when he was 8 years old he got robbed while walking with his brother and sister in managua. they held a knife to his neck while they were robbing them and then when they finished they plunged the knife into his throat right before fleeing. he had to be flown to the us for surgery on his throat (i don't know how they could afford that). he wasn't able to speak for 4 years and today he has a plastic adam's apple which he'll have to have replaced in about 10 years. he vows that he'll never return to managua. that is some really sadistic, messed up stuff.

with that in mind, i'm pretty lucky to have escaped unrep001hed.

throw that usa bullshit out of the window!

throw that 911 bullshit out of the window!

do not even come to the 3rd world if you are not ready to live / die 3rd world style! in fact, first go to mexico as a training course and i know most are scared of mexico. hence, you'll never make it / survive in the 3rd world!

gringos, the usa economy is 2,600 times (us $13 trillion) larger than nicaragua (us $5 - $15 billion). european union, your economy is roughly the same, 2, 800 times (us $15 trillion) larger than nicaragua.

what do you think is going to happen to you when they see your gringo / european face? you have way too much money that even you can't even comprehend its value.

hence, you are "fresh meat" for everyone in the 3rd world regardless of their education, job title, skin color, language fluency, or whatever. you are going to get got either by "hook or crook."

"hook" is the p*ssy and the illusion that nicaragua, the 3rd world, is cheap and that you will run rampant over the society: "crook" is everyone that you will encounter in the 3rd world. whether by gun, knife, machete, chimba, lanzamordelo, legal contracts, credit / debit cards, 20-year old p*ssy, real estate titles, pulling caballo, g8 legislation, mongering, donations, el nino esta enfermo, non-profit, abortion scares, medicine, gasoline, vehicles, underwear, etcetera.

guarantee: they, the 3rd world, will win over you! it may not be today, but if you play on this field it is inevitable. you will get taken by "crook." the "hook" already has you on the 3rd world soil.

the best example of what nicaragua is truly about and like are the various republics in africa.

the 3rd world is not for the weak or those with a light-heart. those that volunteer to get "crooked" will awaken after the fact and must accept the price or their "good intentioned" efforts.

this is the 3rd world: only haiti is worse- more poor- than nicaragua, and when was the last time you visited haiti? review the above gdp numbers again.

[b]day 1:[/b]

move into the ghettoe during the madrugada (ie 0000 - 0500 hours) so that nobody knows what you have within your house.

purchase a beer or two and begin your day. depending on the neighborhood, the thugs / cholos / criminals may "hit the streets" at 0800 hours or 1100 hours. in managua, they hit the streets at 0800 hours.

put on your tennis shoes, construction boots, or rubber-soled cowboy boots for traction!

put on some denim blue jeans and a long sleeve shirt so that you will not scrape your skin too much from the concrete! wear a leather belt.

place a pair of weight-lifting or gardening gloves onto your hands!

place some rope, a necktie, or cable cord into your pocket!

go outside and walk the neighborhood / ghettoe / your new home or temporary residence.

as you walk the ghettoe everyone will notice you as a newbie in the ghettoe! and they may begin asking questions to "test" your street credibility / spanish-speaking ability and dialect / nationality / "crook" ability.

size them up: do they look like they sit on the block all day, everyday? do they appear to be "respectable" residents with jobs, debt payments, and other adult responsibilities? if so, why are they on the street corner at 0800 hours. are they "loitering" with some other thugs / cholos?

answer: whoop that trick!

without response; without delay; without hesitation begin to "kick ass" of the person asking the questions or the person with the biggest mouth or the person with the biggest body stature!

kick his ass with 0% provocation / reason / excuse!

of course, that's why you have your gloves on when you leave the house and walk the block in search of kicking someone's ass in your new neighborhood.

beat his ass. if the other thugs / cholos attempt to jump-in, pull out the rope / cable / necktie from your pocket and begin choking the thug / cholo who you are whooping. choke his ass out!

his thugs / cholos will back-up: also, place his body in front of your body so that he may receive the bullets from the gunshots if his thugs / cholos attempt to shoot you.

while you whoop ass for 0% reason, but name recognition within your barrio, tell the thugs / cholos that if they attempt to retaliate you will really get in their ass even uglier.

take your belt off from the denim jeans and begin whooping the "victim" like a child stealing candy!

if you want, stomp on the "victim" with your boots; scream out "golazo" while you attempt to kick him in the head; and just get down-and-dirty.

after you served as fresh ass kicking, tell them again about retaliation.

or, you can strip the clothes off of the victim; steal his shoes; etcetera.

begin to walk away with 100% confidence and 0% fear while always checking your back for a sneak attack.

later that day or the next day, go to the corner where they loiter holding a machete! say what's up to them and offer them a bottle of caballito rum ($us 0.50). tell them that the ass whooping yesterday was nothing personal as you are a new neighbor. of course, don't tell them your address 'cause they already know or will know. also, make sure you tell the story of whooping their ass to everyone in the neighborhood that way your name will echo the streets.

it's always great when this is performed before the eyes of girls 'cause they'll be giving you p*ssy based upon strength.

this is / should be done on day 1 in hispanic-usa, black-usa, latin america, or any 3rd world city.

if you are not prepared to do the above, you are "marked" as "fresh meat."

3rd world, nicaragua, is not the suburbs or gated community where you reside that offers you the ability to "vacation" abroad for fun and ejaculations. it's about survival and you are the prey / means for survival.

don't worry about the police, they will not come nor will they do anything. since you are a gringo, they may come to your house for a bribe. give them us $100 and they'll be happy, but that will start them extorting you and them writing your address on the cafeteria board within the police station for other officers to extort you. hence, if they do come to your house, go to jail and sit there for a few hours or days with your new 3rd world neighbors. and whoop they ass too! charges dropped / dismissed will be the outcome.

al kapone, "whoop that trick":[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcmg0aeivie&feature=related[/url]

A Sergeant Major once instructed me in a similar manner regarding the taking charge of a new unit. He said first and foremost be an asshole and demonstrate your alpha male dominance to the pack. There will always be time to make friends later on your terms. He said, “Remember wherever you go walk up in there like you own that b*tch! People will get the message.” When an alpha dog walks into a new pack he makes all the other dogs smell his nuts. He then pops open a can of whoop ass on any challengers then promptly proceeds to mount and fuck all the b*tches in heat.

The problem here is that most gringos searching for pussy with a fistful of dollars are not alpha males. If they were they would be back home in the Hispanic barrios holding down the block and fucking all the fine hoes. Instead of introducing the local inhabitants to shock and awe they react with shock and awe when the locals rob and assault them. Notice how gringos act when they first meet people in their new Third World neighborhood. They smile and shake hands all around. They think that they’re letting people know that they’re nice guys and the local populace will actually give a shit about them because they are nice guys. In reality what they’re saying is, “Yo soy mamón.” (I’m a sucker.) They set themselves up as easy targets and give out too much information. Instead of coming across to the natives as someone who should not be fucked with they present themselves as a generous fresh helping of “carne molida.”

Many gringos are not successful at Central American residence because they’re not ready to go down, bleed and die in the dirt for that brown pussy. They expect dollars to do the heavy lifting for them. Gringos who served in the military and did a lot of up close and personal killing adapt well to residency outside G8. Black-USA, Hispanic-USA and White-USA on the run for violent crimes also adjust well to life in Central America. If you can’t stare down chimba and machete wielding desperados with the composure of Cool Hand Luke seek brown vicho elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Do not even come to the 3rd World if you are not ready to live / die 3rd World style! In fact, first go to Mexico as a training course and I know most are scared of Mexico. Hence, you'll never make it / SURVIVE in the 3rd World![/QUOTE]

Sounds like living in North Philly in the 1970s. :)

Incredible thinking; good for a sgt. major in a controlled and disciplined environment, but not a good thing to do in the street. Anyone who lives in Central Amercia realizes you must pick your confrontations carefully because nine out of ten are packing pistols while the last one likely has a machete strapped to the inside of his trousers.

Although I have avoided Nicaragua (no reason to visit) I will assure you that Honduras rivals Nicaragua in violence. Any gringo (and I use the term loosely as if you are black, white, yellow or whatever and from North America, Europe, etc., you are considered gringo initially) who resides in any of the Latin countries hear multiple gunshots in the night. Read a local periodical; if it's not headlines, check successos. Or better yet, look at the early morning news and familiarlize yourself with the real crime issue in a third world country.

I sit and read these.....macho postings and sort of chuckle to myself because one posts brags of a net worth, high profile well to do individual bragging how wealthy he is, while another well to do is low profile and finds himself dismembered. What is wrong with this picture? Oh - the can of whoop-ass?

Anyhow, the posts are entertaining, but not really "informative". Go into the barrio and open a can of whoop -ass and you'll paint the streets red.




[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]A Sergeant Major once instructed me in a similar manner regarding the taking charge of a new unit. He said first and foremost be an asshole and demonstrate your alpha male dominance to the pack. There will always be time to make friends later on your terms. He said, “Remember wherever you go walk up in there like you own that b*tch! People will get the message.” When an alpha dog walks into a new pack he makes all the other dogs smell his nuts. He then pops open a can of whoop ass on any challengers then promptly proceeds to mount and fuck all the b*tches in heat.

The problem here is that most gringos searching for pussy with a fistful of dollars are not alpha males. If they were they would be back home in the Hispanic barrios holding down the block and fucking all the fine hoes. Instead of introducing the local inhabitants to shock and awe they react with shock and awe when the locals rob and assault them. Notice how gringos act when they first meet people in their new Third World neighborhood. They smile and shake hands all around. They think that they’re letting people know that they’re nice guys and the local populace will actually give a shit about them because they are nice guys. In reality what they’re saying is, “Yo soy mamón.” (I’m a sucker.) They set themselves up as easy targets and give out too much information. Instead of coming across to the natives as someone who should not be fucked with they present themselves as a generous fresh helping of “carne molida.”

Many gringos are not successful at Central American residence because they’re not ready to go down, bleed and die in the dirt for that brown pussy. They expect dollars to do the heavy lifting for them. Gringos who served in the military and did a lot of up close and personal killing adapt well to residency outside G8. Black-USA, Hispanic-USA and White-USA on the run for violent crimes also adjust well to life in Central America. If you can’t stare down chimba and machete wielding desperados with the composure of Cool Hand Luke seek brown vicho elsewhere.[/QUOTE]

[quote=generous gent]i sit and read these.....macho postings and sort of chuckle to myself because one posts brags of a net worth, high profile well to do individual bragging how wealthy he is, while another well to do is low profile and finds himself dismembered. what is wrong with this picture? oh - the can of whoop-ass?

anyhow, the posts are entertaining, but not really "informative". go into the barrio and open a can of whoop -ass and you'll paint the streets red.[/quote]

meat loaf posts simply explain what type of person is able to live / survive nicaragua.

i use [b]international sex guide[/b] as a reference as to what countries and cities i may choose to relocate. i am not a 7-day visitor / tourist in any city / country. i live there / here.

prime example: i will be relocating to brazil in 2010 to live in the favelas: posters in brazil have a few good threads, but demographically they talk about p4p and residing in tourist areas. that is not meat loaf nor his demographic. some of us want to experience life as "local" or comparable to where we / they currently reside in g8. therefore i choose to reside amongst our peers, both segregated and integrated. for, i, meat loaf, "won" at the g8 game and can traverse all strati.

favelas / african - brazilian segregation: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zctdfysuhg&feature=channel[/url]

as of yet, i have found no poster on the brazilian thread to give me the insight as to my playing ground for p*ssy. in contrast, i've given everyone, regardless of demographic, an in-depth tour / 4-year experience of nicaragua on all social strati.

as such, meat loaf posts detail what it is like living in nicaragua. what is required to live in nicaragua.

in contrast, other posters on other threads globally write dribble that does nothing to inform isg senior members beyond the price for some "community p*ssy." understand, renting some prostitute p*ssy is no accomplishment and can be achieved in g8 with a phone call so to travel the world for such activity is "bobo."

of course, p*ssy is purpose of [b]international sex guide[/b], but to reap the rewards of p*ssy requires residence and meat loaf posts detail the life of a ex-pat resident.

i am not wealthy: i have to go to work everyday just as you do and all of those in g8. i simply detail how the life of one who earns g8 money can be. additionally, i attempt to portray the various strati of nicaraguan society for those that may choose to accept the challenge of nicaraguan survival and not just read / fantasize about p4p prices globally.

macho? negra (ie. negative). this is a community service: i won / win / and will continue to win because i adapt to the environment just as i adapted very well to the g8 game and that of the usa. and if you, monger, can't adapt to the 3rd world game, you will forever be carne molida.

generous:

i lived in honduras and you're right about honduras being more dangerous. nicaragua does not really have the problem of maras. on the other hand, most expats who got killed in honduras were nice guys running their business or set up by a "girlfriend." the criminals seem to have a preference for nice guys over those who are standoffish. i'm sure you know how it works in honduras. let someone into your house for any reason. they'll look around and a few days later you'll be getting robbed. one of my friends got hit that way. i've seen [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord124][CodeWord124][/url], shoot outs, and stabbings during my time there. be too nice when beggars approach and they'll have their hands in your pockets. this is true especially for street urchins. when an unknown honduran male approaches you in the streets of tegucigalpa the last thing you want to do is smile and shake his hand. if you're not macho they'll assume you're a cobarde, a puto.

The police force is non-existent and extremely limited.

Thanks to the USA, the police force received 11 new Toyota Hilux police trucks.

Citizens and other victims do not report crime and therefore no police report or statistic is obtained.

Victims that do file criminal reports find the their responsibility in prosecution to be high. The burden of guilt is high for the criminal.

The police don't care when taking a report. And the victim gets discouraged.

I've filed two (2) police reports and the officer used them for marijuana cigarette rolling paper.

A call to the police will take at least 4-hours for response.

Hence, the population does not even file reports and therefore no stats are obtained.

In contrast, Panama is an aggressive police state. Costa Rica is extremely aggressive in policing everyone including tourists. Honduras? El Salvador is aggressive due to their gang problem. Guatemala is aggressive due to drug trafficking. Belize?

Nicaragua is not the safest country in C.A. You can't document non-existent case filings.

I will beginning a new theme or series of postings called, "Classic Bobo."

"Classic Bobo" will detail the foolishness, dumbness, caballo desire, and other guaranteed failing practices of Gringos in / when entering Nicaragua.

"Classic Bobo" is meant to show how Gringos are not prepared for victory in Nicaragua and what they do that makes / will make them carne molida.

"Classic Bobo" can and should be used as case studies as to prevent committing the same mistakes as the baboso (ie. fool).

gringo, dennis wade capps, was captured in nicaragua after fleeing justice in the usa. he was wanted for capital murder and faces the usa death penalty.

his case was profiled several times on america's most wanted.

you never know who the gringo sitting next to you is.

who are your peers in nicaragua?

[QUOTE= Originally Posted by Meat Loaf]

"Xdred" is a cool USA guy that I enjoyed meeting, guiding him around Managua, and developing a friendship. This was his experience on day 7 of his trip socializing in a local, non-mainstream brothel.

"Xdred" is an adventureous mature individual. Everyday he chose to walk the streets solito (alone explore the slums, aka Nicaragua; and break bread with the locals. Had "Xdred" not possessed foreign experience on how to make friends with locals this story could have ended-up different.

As a visible tourist it was only a matter of time before the streets came calling. His daily entry into the barrio only meant one thing- he was going to the neighborhood brothel. The routine was becoming common knowledge among la gente (the people.) He was becoming a convient target and trophy.

"Xdred" entered the sector as he had done the previous six (6) days of his vacation. Dos ladrones (two thieves) sat at upon their motorcycle drinking a gaseosa (soft drink) when "Xdred" walked past them. Having assumed his destination as being the brothel the ladrones actually viewed him enter the brothel. To enter most brothels in Nicaragua the customer must be checked by metal detector; frisked by armed security; and all customers and workers are locked-in. Only the armed security guard can open the burglar gate to exit. At this particular brothel armed weapons possessed by the customers are present, but discrete. (ie. Concealed Carry Handgun permits exist in Nicaragua.) "Xdred" told me, Meat Loaf, that as he passed the ladrones they stated in accented English, "That's the guy I've been telling you about, " in reference to "Xdred. "

As I'm balls-deep in 'ol girl I hear accented, but gramatically correct English being spoken. Immediately I knew they were speaking to "Xdred. " The conversation was 100% anti-Gringo: "I use to live in the USA; my family lives in the USA; I served in the Marines; I'm back in Nicaragua, my country; what are you doing here; " and other words of preparation for an oncoming assault were spoken by the deportees. Fortunately, "Xdred" read my post days prior concerning these types of individuals and the anger they possess. This helped "Xdred" navigate the situation because the ladrone deportees went full-blown anti-Gringo 100% in English. "Xdred" trumped these cabrones by speaking Spanish.

The 100% capitalano (city resident) brothel became shocked and impressed when "Xdred" switched out of English, which was being spoken by the deportees to a Gringo, and into Spanish so all could understand. In Spanish, "Xdred" said some sh*t and everyone immediately stood alongside "Xdred. "

Armed security approached the deportees; the caja (cashier) secured her area behing burglar bars and bullet proof glass; the girls came running into the back for safety; and the customers continued drinking their adult beverages while being entertained. The bilingual, former USA residents were instructed to leave at gunpoint with no further tonterias o playto (bullsh*t) being said; just hatred in their eyes being directed towards "Xdred! "

I, Meat Loaf, was still working on load #2 with my "second girlfriend" during this episode and didn't know the danger "Xdred" was placed in. Finally, I fertilized her flower, showered, and we left the room in tandem. In the hallway the girls who had sought refuge were gossiping about the altercation. I overheard the laughter and went to the table where "Xdred" oversaw my bottle of rum. This courageous, non-timid mature Gringo, "Xdred, " told me about what transpired just minutes ealier. "Wow" was my response as I had a trago (drink I informed "Xdred" that he's an easy target due to visibility and at anytime things can get really dangerous for him! Little interest will be given because you're a Gringo. It's actually a negative.

"Xdred" informed me that he had to speak Spanish "in order to get the people (la gente) on his side. " Had "Xdred" not been able to communicate in Spanish the situation could have went anti-Gringo among all fourty (40) Nicaraguans.

These two individuals entered the brothel looking for Gringo blood and possessions. For they didn't purchase ni bebida (not a drink) and attempted to open a barrel of whoop-ass immediately upon entrance. After about 30-minutes of story telling by "Xdred" he received a phone call and had to attend the meeting he had scheduled for 1400 hours. Curious on who the ladrone deportees were I walked the block with "Xdred" in search. I do know one neighborhood resident with three (3) strikes for armed violence, but wasn't able to locate him. "Xdred" and I exhausted our efforts and he boarded a taxi to his destination.

Advice: This aint no joke, Nicaragua! If you have zero (0%) experience ultramar (overseas) in slums this aint for you. "Xdred" is seasoned ultramar and that education was valuable in him sqaushing this episode. Again, this is the #2 ghetto in the hemisphere of 33 countries which represents 2/7 of the world's continents. Only Haiti is worse!

"Xdred" passed his first unsolicited test beautifully and now he can wait for the second, third, and fourth through infinity "Gringo-check! " I was amazed to learn that "Xdred" extended his trip another week after this episode:

Either "Xdred" has some balls, is foolish, or loves uncertainty in life and limb to have extended his trip.

Maybe "Grand Pollo" is right in regards to protection and the need to have armed bodyguards![/QUOTE]
XDred did not get scared away from this experience and is earning his stripes in Nicaragua and will always get tested based upon easy-visibility.

He aint scared 'cause he's a 30-year veteran of Latin America. He's no 3-day sex tourist.

[quote=chocha monger]generous:

i lived in honduras and you're right about honduras being more dangerous. nicaragua does not really have the problem of maras. on the other hand, most expats who got killed in honduras were nice guys running their business or set up by a "girlfriend." the criminals seem to have a preference for nice guys over those who are standoffish. i'm sure you know how it works in honduras. let someone into your house for any reason. they'll look around and a few days later you'll be getting robbed. one of my friends got hit that way. i've seen [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord124][CodeWord124][/url], shoot outs, and stabbings during my time there. be too nice when beggars approach and they'll have their hands in your pockets. this is true especially for street urchins. when an unknown honduran male approaches you in the streets of tegucigalpa the last thing you want to do is smile and shake his hand. if you're not macho they'll assume you're a cobarde, a puto.[/quote]
don chocha monger:

the streets / life / survival are too dangerous especially when the youth age 12 - 40 want to be pistoleros y capos for fun or feria (ie. money; plata; lana).

they don't think g8 except for the cash, glitz, and glamour. the lifetime of studies, decades of work, and necessary life decisions are forgotten or never learned traits. thus, they'll take the cash from you, gringo, and buy their glitz-and-glamour.

lito y polaco, "mundo frio": [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dziriqn69ec[/url]
tego calderon, "julito maraña': [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gpqivjkdog&feature=related[/url]
dangerman, "producto del guetto": [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hiuo3xansa[/url]

ml - my take on you is that you are more of an adventurer who likes to experience the true reality of a country by experiencing its people ( the poor ) and pussy is just a secondary experience.

i admire and envy your lack of fear as a black usa. i've always wanted to see the real south america because it is a rarely spoken part of the black diaspora. but i understand the realities of 3rd world living (as you have well explained), i don't yet master spanish well enough, have zero portuguese and i'm still on the g8 treadmill scared of falling off. so i'll have to live those experiences vicariously through you for now. lol.

i think your experiences might make a great niche travel book someday from a black usa point of view.

i have a couple more questions:
1. i assume you also speak portuguese if you are going to live in a favela
2. will your favela abode include bodyguard, maid, etc or will you be w/o net.
3. i assume you will again be on g8 assignment in brazil
4. are you an interacial / black / or brown / black usa (i apologize for this question)

[quote=meat loaf]meat loaf posts simply explain what type of person is able to live / survive nicaragua.

i use [b]international sex guide[/b] as a reference as to what countries and cities i may choose to relocate. i am not a 7-day visitor / tourist in any city / country. i live there / here.

prime example: i will be relocating to brazil in 2010 to live in the favelas: posters in brazil have a few good threads, but demographically they talk about p4p and residing in tourist areas. that is not meat loaf nor his demographic. some of us want to experience life as "local" or comparable to where we / they currently reside in g8. therefore i choose to reside amongst our peers, both segregated and integrated. for, i, meat loaf, "won" at the g8 game and can traverse all strati.

favelas / african - brazilian segregation: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zctdfysuhg&feature=channel[/url]

as of yet, i have found no poster on the brazilian thread to give me the insight as to my playing ground for p*ssy. in contrast, i've given everyone, regardless of demographic, an in-depth tour / 4-year experience of nicaragua on all social strati.

as such, meat loaf posts detail what it is like living in nicaragua. what is required to live in nicaragua.

in contrast, other posters on other threads globally write dribble that does nothing to inform isg senior members beyond the price for some "community p*ssy." understand, renting some prostitute p*ssy is no accomplishment and can be achieved in g8 with a phone call so to travel the world for such activity is "bobo."

of course, p*ssy is purpose of [b]international sex guide[/b], but to reap the rewards of p*ssy requires residence and meat loaf posts detail the life of a ex-pat resident.

i am not wealthy: i have to go to work everyday just as you do and all of those in g8. i simply detail how the life of one who earns g8 money can be. additionally, i attempt to portray the various strati of nicaraguan society for those that may choose to accept the challenge of nicaraguan survival and not just read / fantasize about p4p prices globally.

macho? negra (ie. negative). this is a community service: i won / win / and will continue to win because i adapt to the environment just as i adapted very well to the g8 game and that of the usa. and if you, monger, can't adapt to the 3rd world game, you will forever be carne molida.[/quote]

I live here.... I have lived here and have been coming here longer than you have existed on this planet. We all go through the carne molida stage; I have a business here as well, but try to go incognito at best - once these garipatas discover you have something, or anything of value, they all want a piece. But this is life in a third world country. Many sequestions occur because of loose lips, or flamboyancy . Therefore I wonder when you relay this resume stating a six figure income, and all the extras which accompany it, what you really hope to achieve. You may be surviving in Nicaragua, but in Honduras you would become a statistic, as in cooked carne molida. This notwithstanding, I still enjoy the entertainment reading these posts.....and wish you the best in Brazil.

[QUOTE=Macho? Negra (ie. negative). This is a community service: I won / win / and will continue to win because I adapt to the environment just as I adapted very well to the G8 game and that of the USA. And if you, monger, can't adapt to the 3rd World Game, you will forever be carne molida.[/QUOTE]

How true - this is a major problem. The violence is incredible; kids in the states are bad enough, but these kids (and they are kids until 21 years of age) are natural born killers. They have no conscience, and the main priority is that mama has dinero to buy tortillas for baleadas in the the morning.

When their little baby boy assaults/kills someone, it is just like going to work in the morning. They're bringing home the bacon. They have to bring money into the casa so everyone can eat. So they kill you or another gringo/Latino while working; that's reality. But if you kill them in the process, mami cries on televison stating what a good boy her hijo was, and you better get the hell out of dodge quick because someone is going to avenge the killing of her good little boy.


[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Don Chocha Monger:

The streets / life / SURVIVAL are too dangerous especially when the youth age 12 - 40 want to be pistoleros y capos for fun or feria (ie. money; plata; lana).[/QUOTE]

[quote=generous gent]i live here.... i have lived here and have been coming here longer than you have existed on this planet. we all go through the carne molida stage; i have a business here as well, but try to go incognito at best - once these garipatas discover you have something, or anything of value, they all want a piece. but this is life in a third world country. many sequestions occur because of loose lips, or flamboyancy . therefore i wonder when you relay this resume stating a six figure income, and all the extras which accompany it, what you really hope to achieve. you may be surviving in nicaragua, but in honduras you would become a statistic, as in cooked carne molida. this notwithstanding, i still enjoy the entertainment reading these posts.....and wish you the best in brazil.[/quote]

i didn't move to the 3rd world to live poor! i am not sacrificing g8 'cause they on some bullsh*t! they can take these balas (ie. bullets) if they want to be celoso (ie. jealous). they know you have more money than them anyway so why hide it?

houses in las colinas cost us $5,000 per month; chevy suburban cost us $80,000; an evening at elite strip club may cost us $500; slip fees for your yacht at montelimar cost us $500 per night; and golf green fees cost us $100.

two types of gringos move to nicaragua: (1) those that do not want to work and can live on us $1,000 or so per month, and (2) those that want to live like kings for us $100,000 per year. it's that simple: you aren't going to make any money here so that's not an issue. or you can waste your time trying which shows you don't know how to make any g8 money anyway. of course, that us $1,000 does not go far and you will be a nobody. that us $100,000 isn't enough to play with the leaders of society who are the "jet-set" crowd. the ex-president bolonas or aleman has a net worth of us $500 million. ( i can't remember which.)

the biggest "hook" in nicaragua is real estate which is either a cash-in-hand transaction of financed at 15% - 30% per annum. these are the real "marks".

sequestions? to confirep001e person or property; force into seclusion. what else is new?

but you are correct about bringing home the bacon which is why one must be strapped and eager to shoot. 25 years maximum for murder in nicaraguan prison is nothing compared to black-usa & hispanic-usa prison sentences.

it's simply a difference of perspective.

p.s. i enjoy writing this bullsh*t for everyone's entertainment whether truth of fiction. come to nicaragua and find out for yourself: bring plenty of cash-in-hand and don't be scared of the consequences.

[QUOTE=Chocha Monger]Be too nice when beggars approach and they'll have their hands in your pockets. This is true especially for street urchins.[/QUOTE]

You give very good instructive advice, just as Meatloaf does. I remember my first international trip to Senegal as a teenager. I can laugh about it now. I was pick pocketed by the best in front of the main mosque: A group of street urchins. I did not realize that my wallet was gone until I returned to the hotel. Fortunately, I only lost things that I did not need there--driver's license, first aid/CPR cards, and the like. I did not have more than a few CFA in my pocket, less than US$5, and my passport was in the hotel safe. I have not been pick pocketed since. Yes, now, I take the hostile, standoffish stance. It works.

I don't use the cellphone that much 'cause it's always ringing with hoes looking for some "long dong" or money. Nonetheless, I contacted this broad for some stroking. The last we f*cked was a few week ago and she tapped out: I attempted to f*ck her a few times throughout the day, but the hoe wanted to play games.

In Nicaragua these motherf*ckers some fools. It seems that their cellphones are getting "robaron" (ie. stolen). It seems that they are always borrowing someone else's cellphone and giving you that number. It seems that they can't manage a US $14 piece of property. And they want me to pull caballo? No me mames (ie. don't f*ck with me). There is always some story about their cellphone and the most popular are (1) it was stolen and (2) they do not have any minutes.

Anyway, I called her house phone and went to scoop her up.

I like her meat 'cause it's something you can hold onto and sink your teeth into. Her p*ssy is phat and juicy. Her a*s is a pillow. Her thighs are some lamb chops. And her throat is deep.

In typical Chica Nica fashion, I offered her employment, but of course she didn't take it.

I scooped her up and we went to my stroke spot shared with an associate.

We started with her eating some d*ck. She mounted the pogo stick and began bouncing up and down. She enjoyed watching herself in the mirror as she rode the stallion. I liked watching her too. I turned her onto her back and slid a yard of d*ck into her womb. She looked pretty and happy getting loafed. I gave her a nutt.

Spooning and conversing as we watched television was the intermission.

Nutt #2 came a few minutes later. It was delivered in the toro position (ie. doggy style).

As we did el toro I noticed that her as*hole was a little larger than normal. Abierto. Hence, I spit on the third eye and massaged the saliva into her anal cavity. By her not squirming away or making any comment, I knew she wanted to get loafed anally.

With a penis that resembles your favorite 12-ounce adult beverage, I slapped it upon her buttocks. I then shoved the "billy club" into her tight rectum. She went, "Ooh!" I pushed those pillow-like as* cheeks up-and-out as to avoid interference. Getting further and deeper into her rectum was the protocol. She moaned, sighed, and enjoyed the colonoscopy.

She earned nutt #2 in her butt!

Afterwards, I told her that I had to bounce and that she could stay in the stroke pad or roll with a doctor. She opted for the salida (ie. to leave). We made a few stops around town and I dropped her at her canton (ie. shack of a house).

I like her p*ssy, a*s, face, and body. Only if she were intelligent enough to get on program, I, Meat Loaf, could f*ck her 5 - 7 timers per day. But she's a Chica Nica and we've learned by now that intelligence and "common sense" aren't their best attributes.

2 Nutts, 1 Sl*ts, Zero Bucks.

[quote=meat loaf][b]isg senior member[/b] and i have known one another for some time. [b]isg senior member[/b] is your peer and has held relations with the land of lakes & volcanoes for nearly a decade. [b]isg senior member[/b] enjoys meat loaf posts as do you and at times it's difficult for [b]isg senior member[/b] to decipher is meat loaf posts are fact or fiction. after our 9-hour excursion there is no doubt that meat loaf posts are 100% truth!

i, "me loaf," socialize in the daylight, but for [b]isg senior member[/b] i made an exception at did the "nightlife thing." why? like you, [b]isg senior member[/b] can't afford to live here due to the "golden handcuffs."

"golden handcuffs" are the esposas (ie. handcuffs; wife) that gringos onshore (ie. mainland usa) are exist under. jobs that require your physical presence to be in the "land of the free." debt that require your financial and physical presence to be in the "land of the free." other responsibilities and "acts of life" that make offshore or expat existence a dream and temporary reality through vacations. understanding your esclavatud (ie. slavery obligation) to the "fruited plain," i ventured into the unknown.

[b]safe & close to home[/b]

meeting [b]isg senior member[/b] in the mid-evening he took me to an unfamiliar location. as detailed in meat loaf posts, granada offers live mongering activities beyond the streetwalkers, both male and female. chisme (ie. gossip) educated me on a location called "blue foxies" located on the carretera between catarina and masaya kilometer marker 35. and a a good [b]isg senior member[/b] he did a drive-by to verfiy this locations existence days before our outing.

for days [b]isg senior member[/b] attempted to contact meat loaf via cellphone, but to no avail. reason being, i rarely use the cellphone except for security measures. after numerous attempts to contact "me loaf," i answered to phone to receive a verbal "a*s chewing" for not answering prior. nonetheless, we finalized our reunion (ie. meeting.)

(within the 3,000 sq. foot mansion i had an employee on "lock down." she was keeping the p*ssy on ice for me until i returned home to deliver her trago de leche. prior to my departure the b*tch got sensitive 'cause i suggested that someone used-up my us $30 in cellphone minutes within the past few days. she was upset and "got nica." "getting nica" encompasses lots of shouting, yelling, and emotions. through talent, i was able to calm the b*tch down as to where i was not concerned about her thievery or destruction of property. living dangerously.)

leaving parque central de granada we entered the suv. (i should note that "this gringo" demands respect based upon physical presence and chele skin. the five (5) streetwalkers that were sitting in the gazebo heckled and shouted at the [b]isg senior member[/b] to purchase a piece of p*ssy, but he had other plans that "stank streetwalker c*nt.)

boarding into the suv, we departed from parque central de granada. [b]isg senior member[/b] was excited to introduce "me loaf" to a new location that could become fodder for present and future [b]international sex guide[/b] posts. with more education and knowledge of the departamentos than i, "me loaf" learned from those more educated than i. with pen and paper in hand i took notes from [b]isg senior member.[/b]

por fin, after 20-minutes of driving from parque central de granada para la carretera entre catarina y masaya km 35, we arrived at the location. as we approached the establishment excited brewed.

pulling the suv into the parking lot, we departed the vehicle with smiles and grins. as "official translator," i said hola para the parking lot security guard. [b]isg senior member[/b] and i, "me loaf," entered "blue foxies." with a "tube steak" lleno (ie. full) of lemonade i ventured to the bathroom.

having survived the bathroom's pool of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], i returned to our table. [b]isg senior member[/b] asked about the ambiance of the bathroom and i suggested that pissing outside at a tree is more inviting.

at our plastic table and on our plastic chairs that lined the stage, we order dos toña. at their respective tables were approximately eight (8) lazy hoes not concerned about turning tricks or getting drinks. with extreme difficulty, [b]isg senior member[/b] and i could not converse due to the overly-obnoxious music called, "reggaeton."

with nothing else to do and for entertainment, i called over a 25-year old skinny b*tch for conversation. she came to the table. i began "spitting game" at the dame. she pacified my / our conversation with "lame a*s interest." as evident by her "wh*re-workers," they don't want to earn no money. these skeezers aint concerned about making money: gringos are more concerned about making money than the poverish. and with this fact, why would you volunteer your earnings to them based upon sympathy? nonetheless, [b]isg senior member[/b] slipped the 6.5 hoe c$ 100. if the b*tch had a conversation she might be a 7.5 on the 10-scale, but she's lame.

in true meat loaf fashion, i offered "slim and silent" a job in the mansion, but she was not interested. instead, she liked the loteria of us $5 daily earnings.

the two (2) [b]isg senior members[/b] departed this location.

as the "official expert" of nicaragua, i, meat loaf, suggested a location in managua for recovery / rehabilitation / redemption.

[b]gulley side:[/b][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wcnhaf96dy&feature=related[/url]

driving to the "gulley side" we shared conversation void radio. [b]isg senior member[/b] is a fine gentleman that i enjoy "hacer amistad" (ie. making friendship with.)

not knowing the exact location from our entry-point, we found the location after rolling the streets of managua's ghetto. the locals in managua discourage the patronage of this sector. machetazos, chizas, cuetes, cuchillos y lanzamordelos are the chosen resources for occupational endeavors (ie. robbery; kidnapping; assasinations) and dispute resoultion (ie. arbitration; court; calling the police.)

transferring my usa-education of the street to nicaragua, we backed the suv into its parking space. why back-in when parking? to drive-off without having to maneuver the car. secondly, the first person to reach the car wins the fight: in the car is where the guns are held and the first person to reach the car to retrieve their cuete (ie. gun) will win the fight!

¡god bless america!

departing the car, [b]isg senior member[/b] double-checked that his car doors were locked. awaiting our entry were approximately ten (10) hungry a*s wh*res! saying "hola" to the doorman, we entered. i had two (2) hieñas on my arms, but the "grande chele" (ie. big white guy; gringo) had five (5) ¡buey puta (ie. son of a b*tch!)

overwhelmed by the competitive greeting, [b]isg senior member[/b] entered the establishment slowly. at all times he was checking his pockets as to ensure he still maintained possession of his wallet. me too, shit! finally, they entered the brothel.

these hoes attempted to separate [b]isg senior member[/b] from meat loaf, but i didn't allow it! on the lap of [b]isg senior member[/b] were two (2) chicas nicas with 1-hoe on each arm and 1-hoe on each foot. [b]isg senior member,[/b] gringo (ie. your peer,) had more than he could handle!

i, meat loaf, had 1-hoe on each arm as i attempted to place the burden of "me invata" upon the "white guy." no tengo reales: el gringo me invita. demographics!

"big pimping" were the mental, physical, and emotional sentiments of [b]isg senior member.[/b]

watching him in paradiso (ie. paradise,) i journey to the bathroom to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord111][CodeWord111][/url]. running behind me were the two (2) chicas that sat alongside me on the sofa. they entered the men's bathroom with no fear, 0% fear. the followed me to the urinal. i instructed the girls to hold my d*ck for urination. one girl held the shaft and the other held my balls! ¡meat loaf!
after my d*ck was drained of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url], she shook my droppings as to ensure my "meat loaf" was suitable for re-entry. (i guess it didn't hurt that i was "free balling" due to the expensive cost of laundry services in granada.)

i returned to the sofa to supervise the "attempted fleecing" of [b]isg senior member.[/b]

getting "charged-up" from the attention received, [b]isg senior member[/b] bought five (5) girls five (5) beers valued at us $5 each.

the girls were fighting / competing for their opportunity to relieve "milk his leche." i, meat loaf, attempted to protect [b]isg senior member[/b] from a guaranteed fleecing if he were to enter solo: entering this location without the presence of meat loaf is "dañino para la salud" (ie. bad for your health.)

as part of the beer purchase, the girls agreed / offered to enter the bedroom with [b]isg senior member[/b] and give him a blowjob as compensation for the beer purchase.

to "double-check" his money, [b]isg senior member,[/b] went to the bathroom. as they did i, the chicas followed [b]isg senior member[/b] into the bathroom for aide. within the bathroom were 5 -7 chicas awaiting and assisting [b]isg senior member[/b] with his bodily functions.

knowing that [b]isg senior member[/b] wanted to revisar (ie. investigate) his "cash," i went into the bathroom to control the hoes.

(understand, 100% spanish-speaking ability is required to explore nicaragua, and especially managua. demographics matter too!)

while at the urinal, una chica grabbed the d*ck of [b]isg senior member[/b] so he could [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]! [b]isg senior member[/b] placed his hands upon his head in relaxation.

in the hallway to the bathroom were two (2) waitresses watching the "man-ipulation." the "man toy" was in "full-effect." being treated a "piece of d*ck" is / was the feeling received by [b]isg senior member[/b] and i, meat loaf.

[b]isg senior member[/b] returned to sala and went to enter the bathroom, but only after he verified la cuenta (ie. the check / bill.) he was at us $75. [b]isg senior member[/b] informed me of his intentions not to get fleeced and "played" on the bill, so i utilized my master's degree education which was completed 100% in spanish for the transference of intent.

[b]isg senior member[/b] was in the bedroom with five (5) chicas who had agreed / contracted to suck his d*ck as compensation for the beverage!

i, meat loaf, was at the cashier attempting to f*ck the cashier of 40-years and the waitress of bluefields lineage. i grabbed more a*s than a toilet seat and held more butts than an ashtray.

to protect [b]isg senior member[/b] from these aggressive and hungry hoes, i entered the bedroom. upon entrance [b]isg senior member[/b] was startled as he was 100% "buck / butt naked." [b]isg senior member[/b] was swinging more "bat" than barry bonds, and without the drugs. the five (5) hoes were topless.

as i've detailed on other meat loaf posts, all women need direction and guidance otherwise they are liable to get confused and disillusioned!

[b]isg senior member[/b] began receiving his blowjob from two (2) hoes, but the other three (3) were sitting on opposite sofas with clothes on. i ended that nonsense and put a hoe in a hoe's place!

meat loaf instructed the all five (5) hoes to get "butt / buck naked" as was [b]isg senior member[/b]!

meat loaf instructed all five (5) hoes to "hacer la fila / cola" (ie. get in line) for their turn at sucking the d*ck of [b]isg senior member[/b]!

meat loaf evaluated the skills of each d*ck-sucker's ability. meat loaf pointed and guided the four (4) chicas as to good d*ck sucking techniques.
one chica had bad performance and was instructed to "get back in line," which she did! [url]http://dancingbear.com/t1/pps=dig5x/home.htm[/url]

with one chupadora (ie. d*ck suker) eating his d*ck, [b]isg senior member[/b] had four (4) other waiting in line behind her. at the feet of [b]isg senior member[/b] were four (4) chicas waiting for their turn to suck d*ck as compensation for a us $5 beer.

pushing the envelope, meat loaf instructed the four (4) girls waiting in line to suck the toes of [b]isg senior member[/b]. one chica jumped on his right big toe faster than she did his d*ck. another chupadora who bragged about sucking d*ck in guatemala began to lick the sole of [b]isg senior member's[/b] left-foot!

butt / buck naked were five (5) chicas, in line, to suck the d*ck of [b]isg senior member.[/b] it cannot be understated that i, meat loaf, created / made this happen. had it not been for meat loaf's escort to said location, the game could have gotten "gulley side."

when the time ran out, the waitress enter the bedroom for another round of larceny. i put the hoe in check! i told the b*tch to "pay her way" with some p*ssy sales. she smiled and wanted to, but.....

[b]isg senior member[/b] went back into his wallet as all "good gringoes" do!
[b]isg senior member[/b] bought five (5) more beers at the expense of us $25. [b]isg senior member[/b] informed me that one (1) chica had to leave due to her talking too much and not sucking enough d*ck. i, meat loaf, kicked the b*tch out of the bedroom. the other four (4) chicas knew we were serious and wanted good service.

two (2) chicas bragged and held pride in their ability to suck d*ck. the other two (2) stated that they have only been working (ie. sucking d*ck and f*cking) for two (2) weeks and they will improve. i told each girl to get alongside the girl that was sucking [b]isg senior member's[/b] d*ck for lessons and instruction.

[b]the spinner[/b] had serious d*ck sucking skills as evidenced by [b]isg senior member[/b] saying, "oooh!"

[b]big chops[/b] attempted to fight with [b]the spinner[/b] for turn at sucking d*ck.

in my opinion, [b]the spinner[/b] had better delivery in sucking d*ck than [b]big chops[/b].

after the second beer (ie. 30-minutes,) [b]isg senior member[/b] and i departed the bedroom. at the table we sat with [b]the spinner[/b] i obtained the telephone number and hours of availability of the [b]the spinner[/b] as to offer employment. [b]the spinner[/b] is a cool person and simply enjoys f*cking and getting f*cked! what's wrong with that?

[b]the spinner[b] offered [b]isg senior member[/b] a 1-on-1, but [b]isg senior member[/b] was drained of leche! i offered to pay for [b]isg senior member[/b], but he opted-out. i, meat loaf, took her up on the offer.

[b]the spinner[/b] and i entered the bedroom. she assumed the position: she assumed her role. with d*ck that resembles a 12-ounce beverage, she commenced. talented she is / was / will be.

with condom on, i told her that i wanted "vicho." she jumped on the meat loaf like a cowgirl in granada's hipico. she rode the d*ck for a while, but i wasn't able to get 100% inside of her womb. instead, i stood-up and started f*cking her standing-up. she slide up-and-down on my shaft as a "chevy piston." her petite frame made f*cking her standing-up enjoyable and fun, but with time ticking and 4-hours of leche, i need to squirt. in doggy-style she assumed. i beat the p*ssy like l.a.p.d. versus rodney king! i had to hurry-up 'cause someone order some fish that was starting to marinade.

departing the bedroom with her smiling and meat loaf a little tired from tossing around 110-pounds of d*ck sucking power; toe-sucking power; standing-up power; cowgirl riding power; and doggy-style power. i was spent!

[b]isg senior member[/b] shared conversation with [b]big chops[/b] who offered her lover / girlfriend of 18-years as compensation for another us $5 beer. [b]isg senior member[/b] obtained the contact information.

the two (2) [b]isg senior members[/b] departed the "gulley side" for the gringo-friendly confines of "fenix." as i departed, two (2) beer bottles were placed into my pants for the five (5) thugs that entered and were "mean mugging." with gordas (ie. baseball hats) turned in every direction and other signs of delicuencia (ie. criminal activity) they sat. with the gringo, i rolled. prepared and ready, the bottles served as the carretera para a dios.

[b]isg senior member[/b] got busted by the five (5) d*ck suckers and had to go re-load at the atm (ie. cajero automatico.) [b]isg senior member[/b] spent about us $200 for the six-hour experience. [b]isg senior member[/b] was more in shock of the compensation received from a us $5 beer than anything else. [b]isg senior member[/b] was more shocked by what simple instruction like, "chupe los dedos" (ie. suck those toes) can do than a lack of instruction. [b]isg senior member[/b] was more in shock of how the five (5) girls stood in line to suck his d*ck and when one was instructed to return to the end of line for a better performance, she did!

[b]gringo-friendly confines[/b]

upon entering fenix, i was a meat loaf staple for the past three (3) years. [b]isg senior member[/b] saw a staple of his: immediately upon entrance [b]isg senior member[/b] went to bedroom abandoning meat loaf with twenty (20) prostitutes watching six (6) televisions of pornography.

i shared conversation with the staple, while [b]isg senior member[/b] was in the air-conditioned room. i too ventured into a bedroom.

1-hour later, [b]isg senior member[/b] and i, depart "fenix" and make our way along carretera masaya in view of the streetwalkers. approximately twenty (20) streetwalkers lined the street as if it were trash collection day.

40-minutes later, [b]isg senior member[/b] and i arrive at parque central de granada. returning to my 3,000 sq. foot mansion encompassing three (3) stories located on nicaragua most valuable real estate, i was accosted by a male-homosexual prostitute. at 3 a.m. he was looking for some twink to eat and earn. i detailed my evening to him as i am doing to you. he wished he liked fish and sausage. we said goodbye and i returned to the mansion.

entering the mansion i went to the second floor bedrooms. i walked into the bedroom of "my live-in." i spread her legs wide open and gave her a polvo.

this is / was simply another day in the life of meat loaf: this is / was / will be a lifelong memory for [b]isg senior member[/b] who asked not to be named due to isg lurker harassment. hacer amistad allowed [b]isg senior member[/b] to experience the "gulley side."

[b]advisory:[/b] it's not the dollar amount, but the person litigating or doing the negotiations. don't think that you will have a similar experience! why? demographics, knowledge, and delivery: understand, i'm among my peers of wh*res, pimps, and players! and i have decades on the "gulley side" which translates when conversing with those residents of the "gulley side."

* this was a long report. *[/quote]

isg lurkers and isg senior members alike wanted to board planes, trains, buses, and boats to nicaragua based upon the above report. isg lukers and isg senior members printed the above story for use within the bathroom of their wife's house. in contrast, "isg senior member" gave me a phone call as he looked for this lifetime memory, part 2.

we met at metro centro. looking chele and caballeroso was / is his demeanor. accompanying was "gringo friendly confine's gringo".

we depart in the plaza and "go straight for the pink."

within the car professional and social conversations were held between the three (3) gringos, two of which are / were your demographic peers.

we arrived at the undisclosed location where it went down last time for "isg senior member". "isg senior member" has been and will forever remember 5 chicas waiting in line, single file, to s*ck his schlong. as we entered the location, he commented to "gringo friendly confine's gringo" to hold onto his d*ck 'cause these hoes were going to molest him.

negra (ie. negative). it wasn't the night for that repeat experience.

we entered and the two (2) gringos were highly disappointed, especially "isg senior member" who could only remember the 5-on-1 experience of months prior.

why were the two (2) gringos, your demographic peer, disappointed? they were less than happy for said location not having any skinny b*tches.

they called the hoes the "f" word. fat.

as we sat down indulging in 1 beer, they could not but state how they yearn, lust, desire, and require skinny hoes. even better, b*tches with a similar body structure to vietnam and cambodia.

cultural differences presented themselves so i had to explain it for them: black-usa likes our hoes with meat- thick-and-juicy, while white-usa likes their broads skinny and damn near anorexic. why? i guess it's the lacking of d*ck length. lol.

thick and juicy hoes: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1wibdulyqq&feature=related[/url]
street booty, usa: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rdjydizkk4[/url]

i want a*s & titties & a swole phat p*ssy!

within the establishment was one super thick, white skinned stripper. her body was nice and with 0% body fat nor did she have cellulite. while i found her sexy and something / someone i wanted to mount, they called her fat.

due to peer pressure and their lack of satisfaction in the retail offerings of vagina, we departed and went to vale todo.

immediately upon entering vale todo the two (2) gringos were happy. why? 'cause this location offers the skinny latinas that you masturbate to via internet pornography.

on the sofas we sat and were joined by three cluckers. i instructed the chicken heads to hold the d*ck of "isg senior member" and "gringo friendly confine's gringo" as they sipped on a beer. "isg senior member" grew like barry bonds of juice and "gringo friendly confine's gringo" smiled like kool-aid.

within the first beer, "isg senior member" began to get flojo (ie. easy spending habits). "gringo friendly confine's gringo" was at ease and amazed that his fantasy of p*ssy obtention was within "wallet shot."

p*ssy on demand is everyday for meat loaf regardless of location.

after a second beer, "isg senior member" yearned to do what gringo's do best: give away money is what gringos do best! reaching into his pocket "isg senior member" wanted to offer the ladies a us $10 drink or a us $5 propina.

[b]stay strong![/b]

stay strong was instructed to "isg senior member" by meat loaf. stay strong! for "isg senior member" was scared that the trabajadoras (ie. working girls) would flee his presence and relinquish his "tonsil teaser" from her / their hands. at one point, two chicas held his pipe: one chica had the shaft in her hand while the other cupped his nutts. this was all with linen trousers on, of course. it was nothing like the 5-on-1 experience for which he's chasing, globally.

stay strong "isg senior member" for the chicas have nowhere else to go. don't be weak and give away your g8 earnings.

it was tough and hard for "isg senior member" not to do what he's been programmed to do for 60-years as a gingo caballo, but via meat loaf's guidance and leadership, he held onto his dollars and cordobas.

the girls at vale todo charge us $160 for take-out and it's worth it. three gringos with three chicas would only cost us $480. that's a small service charge that can / could easily be satisfied by "isg senior member", but we opted for better days.

"isg senior member" stayed strong and didn't break to his lifetime of gringo caballo training. he reaped all of the rewards for a fraction of the price. all that was lacking was him furnishing a bottle of milk to these "hungry heffers."

good job & stay strong.

[quote=meat loaf]gringo, dennis wade capps, was captured in nicaragua after fleeing justice in the usa. he was wanted for capital murder and faces the usa death penalty.

his case was profiled several times on america's most wanted.

you never know who the gringo sitting next to you is.

who are your peers in nicaragua?[/quote]no kidding. i was in harare years ago. stayed somewhere where backpackers do. one of the women also staying there was american, older, greying hair. she stood out because of her high degree of opinionation and misandrous argumantative nature. later back home, i recognized her picture on the news when she was arrested in cape town and brought back to "justice." it was kathleen soliah, one of the symbionese liberation army members wanted on a variety of charges. you just never know.

Flew in to Managua last night, caught the hotel shuttle to my non-GF hotel and passed out.

Monday, all day, I'm totally distracted by a pair of Nicas in the office where I'm working, one a slim spinner of about 21 or so, and the other a bit older, but still very attractive with a pair of tits trying desperately to pop the button that is holding her shirt closed. Needless to say, by the end of the day I'm in need of relief.

With information from this board, I set off for Fenix via Metro Centro mall (which was the advice I got from Meat Loaf *after* I got back to the hotel). I gave the taxi driver an extra C$20 to wait for me (not expecting he'd do it, but meh, whatever) and went in.

As reported, Fenix is a "tiki bar" with porno playing on about 7 or 8 screens mounted about 8 feet up on the walls. Couches lined the longest wall, with an extra pair of loveseats near the passage to the rooms. There were about 11 chicas seated on the couches ranging from about a 4 to a 7/8. Seated behind the bar is a woman who could be a 10 only because she looks like she's eaten about five 2's. I bought myself a beer and sat at the bar waiting to see if anyone would make a move. I gave up being patient and stared openly at the 7/8 until she finally came over to talk to me.

"Rosa" spoke *no* english, so I did my best with my spanish from 1985 high school. "Bonita chica!" pretty girl! "Dos choices?" two girls? I said, indicating the girl she had been giggling with (a petite 7). "SI" yes, "Cuanto?" How much? C$400 for the both for 30 minutes- ok, I'm about to be a happy guy…

Paid the fat chuck, and followed the girls back to the room. 4 of the 6 flat surfaces had large mirrors around a king-size mattress and box on the floor. Rosa started pulling at the buttons on my shirt, while Bettina (I think - the whole name exchange is a bit fuzzy) started on my belt.

Both girls had evidence of breeding, with Rosa sporting a scar from a sloppy c-section, and Bettina having a more recent baby with the wrinkled belly skin and leche. At that point in the evening, I was so horny, I damn near would've f**ked the fat chick. The ensuing romp was not exactly the porno-style MFF with two bisexual girls, but more like, let's focus on the guy and talk over him in a language he mostly doesn't understand.

All in all, I had a blast (actually two of them), I extended the session to 1 hour and tipped them each C$100. So for a grand total of C$1150 including round-trip taxi ($55 USD) I had myself a grand evening.

I did not try to "save" either of them, nor did I treat them like pu$$y life support. I was as nice to them as my limited spanish would allow, and had myself some fun. Most of my pocket money, all of my valuables, my cell phone, etc. stayed locked in my hotel room safe. The farthest I walked in the dark was all of 5 yards from the front door of Fenix to the taxi, and I was alert and aware of the people around me.

So far, Managua has been a damn distracting city to do anything but ogle women, and I like it that way.

More to follow (maybe)

O.I.

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managua - day 3

ok, day 2 was a pass, although i did have some of the best beef i've ever had the pleasure of tasting for lunch.

day 3 - wednesday - i decided to splurge and hit either cuetos club or good times. i caught a cab from the hilton, and asked him his opinion, the cabbie said cueto or if i had mucho dinero, elite. cueto it was.

i got there at around 7:30 and the place was dead. i asked the bartender where the girls were and he said "20 minutes" so i watched the big-screen tv as people started to trickle in. as i'm sitting there, this tall blonde chica strolls in and heads straight to the back room. about 5'10" or so, maybe 125 or 120 pounds, just my type.

i watch some other girls wander in and head for the back, some do-able and some definitely not. the blond reappears in this tiny black dress and goes about her business of prepping for the evening. i watch her carefully, and once she's done and ready for action, having noticed my attention, she makes a beeline for me. we make some smalltalk with what little spanish i have, and finally she gets to the point - c$1000 for 1 hour offsite, c$3000 for tln, or c$850 for 1 hour in the back. cheap b@$tard that i am, i went for the c$850. she told me her name was kimberly, and i don't think i'll forget that.

we go into the back room, and she's all over me, dfk, groping, trying to suck my lower lip down her throat, etc. she pushes me down to the mattress and box on the floor, and starts to take off my clothes for me. after a nice wet bbbj, she asks if i want her to shower - i indicated that i was in the mood for some dining, so yes, please do.

i started on her tits, which were soft and loose b/c cups with nipples that with a little attention, had to be at least an inch long. 20 minutes of daty later, she's trembling and pushing my head away from her crotch. the look of surprised ecstasy on her face is priceless, i guess that such things are not often done in this part of the world.

after some more bbbj action, she mounts me reverse, and rides me like the stallion i wish i could be. we then switch to doggy, and then mish and she finally asks if she can finish me orally. i agreed, the condom came off, and she sucked me like she was trying to start a harley.

the vasectomy-induced dry heave of orgasm came over me, and i temporarily lost the power of speech. when my eyes regained focus, she was asking me what happened, and all i could say was "vasectomy". she seemed to understand that.

after cleaning up, we went back out to the club area, and i got another beer. kimberly followed shortly after and gave me the c$500 note that had fallen out of my wallet when i had paid for the session. amazing.

we sat down, and she demanded paper and pen from the waiter. she wrote down her cell # and said, "you call me, and i'll come to you. i can also bring a friend if you like." c$1000 each, and the friend she indicated was as petite as kimberly was tall.

i'm still debating dumping 2k cordobas on any encounter, but if the dfk kimberly gave her friend was any indication, i will be in for a major treat. the decision won't be made until tomorrow after work, but the option is there.

all in all, a fun hour with a solid 7-8 of tall blond latina.

more to come (me and the reports)

o.i.

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[QUOTE=Old Immature]With information from this board, I set off for Fenix via Metro Centro mall (which was the advice I got from Meat Loaf *after* I got back to the hotel).
[/QUOTE]

Meat Loaf is here / there for you!

Guys ... if you ever want to send a cute little nica "over the top", here is my advice. You know those Listerine breath strips? The green ones that are kind of like the old LSD tabs. I think they are wintergreen flavored. When you put one in your mouth it kind of blows your mind.

Anyway, go down on the sweet your thing for a couple of minutes and after you have her all wet and worked up ... pop a Listerine breath strip right on that sweet little clit. Work it in for 30 seconds and then start blowing on her clit. If that does not drive her instantly to an orgasm, or just out of her mind .... well, then, you are not doing something right !

Take a pack with you the next time you take a night club girl to the back room. She will thank you for it.

By the way ... is Good Times open yet?

[QUOTE=Noguera]Guys ... if you ever want to send a cute little nica "over the top", here is my advice. You know those Listerine breath strips? The green ones that are kind of like the old LSD tabs. I think they are wintergreen flavored. When you put one in your mouth it kind of blows your mind.

Anyway, go down on the sweet your thing for a couple of minutes and after you have her all wet and worked up ... pop a Listerine breath strip right on that sweet little clit. Work it in for 30 seconds and then start blowing on her clit. If that does not drive her instantly to an orgasm, or just out of her mind .... well, then, you are not doing something right !

Take a pack with you the next time you take a night club girl to the back room. She will thank you for it.

By the way ... is Good Times open yet?[/QUOTE]

Good Times is closed with 24-hour security guarding the premises. The advertising has been partially taken down as well.

I spent Thursday to Saturday in Managua and managed not to get jacked this time. Most of it was the usual stuff. Went to club Z, chose chica Y, and paid X, yada, yada,yada. But I did manage to try a couple new things that I hadn't before.

'Aurora' works at Fenix and I invited her out on a date with me Friday night. Kind of your typical dinner and movie date, except this was going to be dinner and strip clubs. I brought along a strap on and she said she'd be happy to try it out on one of the women in the clubs. So we had a nice seafood meal and then headed out to the clubs. Aurora was pretty excited because (1) this would be her first experience in a club as a client and (2) it would be her first experience being 'el macho' (or macha in this case).

We headed to 27 de Mayo but didn't think too much of that and so then headed to Club Cueto. I had been there the previous night and had my eye out for a woman I had met who happened to share my birthday. We took our seats at a table and ordered drinks and a couple different women who had worked at Fenix came by and said hello to Aurora. I didn't spot the one from the previous night and one of the ones who knew Aurora looked pretty good so I invited her over. I asked Aurora if it would be cool to go to a room with her. 'No problem'. Her name was 'Cheryl' and she looked very good in the dim lights. I chatted with her a bit. She'd be up for going to a room with Aurora and she liked to get it on with other women. Sounded good to me. I asked her at one point if she liked it 'por atras'. I usually get one of three answers for this;
(a) No.
(b) I charge X.
(c) Sure thing

She gave answer c, which is definitely the least common answer, but my personal favorite.

So off we headed to a room. There was some discussion on price. Cheryl said one thing and the casa said it was more, so I said forget it and they conceded the price she gave me.

Unfortunately I realized in the room that the dim lights in the club were very kind to Cheryl. She looked older and less cute under the bright lights but made up for it with enthusiasm. I had them both sit and did a strip tease for them and then Cheryl gave me a BBBJ without being asked. Then I asked them to get it on together and Cheryl practically attacked Aurora. Aurora then put on the strap on and Cheryl went down on her while on the bed on all fours and I climbed on and did her doggy style. I then had Aurora lie on her back and Cheryl climb on top of her. While they were going at it, I got out some lube and used it on Cheryl's asshole and then went in the back door. So we were doing a double penetration on her. I've seen that in films and wanted to try it before but really don't like the idea of another guy around so this was a nice solution. We went at it a while and I was deep in and Cheryl was really moaning. I think she kind of lost control a bit. The condom was all brown when it came out which was pretty nasty. We were all totally sweaty at that point and I decided that I needed a break and then just decided that was enough. I'm not sure how long we were in there. I paid 45 minutes and they never knocked.

The three of us went and sat in the club for a while and had a couple drinks. It's kind of a crazy place. The women there aren't attractive even in the dim light. They have a big stage and a dancer most of the time. One swung her leg across a table and knocked about 5 drinks off the table with glass shattering all over. One woman's specialty was smoking a cigarette through her buthole and then her vagina. The place went crazy, the women more than anyone. They certainly don't have a rule against cameras as at one point there were about 8 people, about half women working there, holding up cell phone cameras, cheering and filming the dancer.

Cheryl asked for my number which I gave her. This made Aurora jealous, which I found a bit funny. I told Aurora later that I didn't want to be rude and mean when she asked me for the number.

Aurora and I headed across the street to Salvadorena 3 but they don't allow women in as customers.

I think I was just sick of strip clubs at that point and went off and had a romantic evening listening to salsa and drinking beers. The cab driver on the way home sung a song for us so I gave him a propina. Then when he dropped us off, I had him get out and we both serenaded Aurora with the song 'Celitos Lindos' and I gave him another propina. He was pretty good. I hope we didn't wake anyone up as it was about 2AM. Aurora thought it was pretty funny. We stayed in my room until about 11AM the next day. I think that was the best date that I've ever been on.

A couple other things I tried for the first time;

In bed with Aurora she held a strap on right next to my dick and slid them both in. I think I'd like to try this again with a vibrator. I'm sure she'd be up for it. She's a pretty wild woman in bed.

At club Ladys I got out some anal beads and asked a woman if she'd use them. She said OK and then balked when she realized they were for the back door, not the front door. I ended up putting the beads in front and then entered her. A bit of a strange sensation. I wonder if I can get hold of vibrating beads. She ended up trying one bead in the back door as a compromise.

Another thing I tried for the first time was an Indian generic version of ED medicine. It's very cheap and it worked as well as the normal stuff. I bought 30 and will probably buy a big batch which should end expenses for that for a good long while.

I took quite a few photos, but they all have faces. I promised I wouldn't post them on the internet and so I won't.

You can PM me if you need any info on the things I wrote about (clubs, prices, generic ED medicine) and I might be willing to share photos with a few people.

[QUOTE=Dirty Willy]I spent Thursday to Saturday in Managua and managed not to get jacked this time. Most of it was the usual stuff. Went to club Z, chose chica Y, and paid X, yada, yada,yada. But I did manage to try a couple new things that I hadn't before.

I brought along a strap on and she said she'd be happy to try it out on one of the women in the clubs. So we had a nice seafood meal and then headed out to the clubs. Aurora was pretty excited because (1) this would be her first experience in a club as a client and (2) it would be her first experience being 'el macho' (or macha in this case).

We headed to 27 de Mayo but didn't think too much of that and so then headed to Club Cueto. I had been there the previous night and had my eye out for a woman I had met who happened to share my birthday. We took our seats at a table and ordered drinks and a couple different women who had worked at Fenix came by and said hello to Aurora. I didn't spot the one from the previous night and one of the ones who knew Aurora looked pretty good so I invited her over. I asked Aurora if it would be cool to go to a room with her. 'No problem'. Her name was 'Cheryl' and she looked very good in the dim lights. I chatted with her a bit. She'd be up for going to a room with Aurora and she liked to get it on with other women. Sounded good to me. I asked her at one point if she liked it 'por atras'. I usually get one of three answers for this;
(a) No.
(b) I charge X.
(c) Sure thing

She gave answer c, which is definitely the least common answer, but my personal favorite.

So off we headed to a room. There was some discussion on price. Cheryl said one thing and the casa said it was more, so I said forget it and they conceded the price she gave me.

Unfortunately I realized in the room that the dim lights in the club were very kind to Cheryl. She looked older and less cute under the bright lights but made up for it with enthusiasm. I had them both sit and did a strip tease for them and then Cheryl gave me a BBBJ without being asked. Then I asked them to get it on together and Cheryl practically attacked Aurora. Aurora then put on the strap on and Cheryl went down on her while on the bed on all fours and I climbed on and did her doggy style. I then had Aurora lie on her back and Cheryl climb on top of her. While they were going at it, I got out some lube and used it on Cheryl's asshole and then went in the back door. So we were doing a double penetration on her. I've seen that in films and wanted to try it before but really don't like the idea of another guy around so this was a nice solution. We went at it a while and I was deep in and Cheryl was really moaning. I think she kind of lost control a bit. The condom was all brown when it came out which was pretty nasty. We were all totally sweaty at that point and I decided that I needed a break and then just decided that was enough. I'm not sure how long we were in there. I paid 45 minutes and they never knocked.

The three of us went and sat in the club for a while and had a couple drinks. It's kind of a crazy place. The women there aren't attractive even in the dim light. They have a big stage and a dancer most of the time. One swung her leg across a table and knocked about 5 drinks off the table with glass shattering all over. One woman's specialty was smoking a cigarette through her buthole and then her vagina. The place went crazy, the women more than anyone. They certainly don't have a rule against cameras as at one point there were about 8 people, about half women working there, holding up cell phone cameras, cheering and filming the dancer.

Cheryl asked for my number which I gave her. This made Aurora jealous, which I found a bit funny. I told Aurora later that I didn't want to be rude and mean when she asked me for the number.

Aurora and I headed across the street to Salvadorena 3 but they don't allow women in as customers.

I think I was just sick of strip clubs at that point and went off and had a romantic evening listening to salsa and drinking beers. The cab driver on the way home sung a song for us so I gave him a propina. Then when he dropped us off, I had him get out and we both serenaded Aurora with the song 'Celitos Lindos' and I gave him another propina. He was pretty good. I hope we didn't wake anyone up as it was about 2AM. Aurora thought it was pretty funny. We stayed in my room until about 11AM the next day. I think that was the best date that I've ever been on.

A couple other things I tried for the first time;

In bed with Aurora she held a strap on right next to my dick and slid them both in. I think I'd like to try this again with a vibrator. I'm sure she'd be up for it. She's a pretty wild woman in bed.

I got out some anal beads and asked a woman if she'd use them. She said OK and then balked when she realized they were for the back door, not the front door. I ended up putting the beads in front and then entered her. A bit of a strange sensation. I wonder if I can get hold of vibrating beads. She ended up trying one bead in the back door as a compromise.

Another thing I tried for the first time was an Indian generic version of ED medicine. It's very cheap and it worked as well as the normal stuff. I bought 30 and will probably buy a big batch which should end expenses for that for a good long while.

I took quite a few photos, but they all have faces. I promised I wouldn't post them on the internet and so I won't.

You can PM me if you need any info on the things I wrote about (clubs, prices, generic ED medicine) and I might be willing to share photos with a few people.[/QUOTE]

Sidinifil (ie. generic viagra; the medical term) cost US $1.25 for 50mg.

Did all of that fecis make serve as lubricant?

Double-penetration without another hairy d*ck around is always a good thing.

Yes, they do have vibrating anal beads.

"Dirty Willy" has done his homework spanning three (3) years which is why he's successful.

"Dirty Willy" is a respectable Gringo! Why? He obtained permission from the girls to post photos. In contrast, "p*ssy a*s Gringos" thinking it's cool to post pornographic photos of girls, while the Gringo keeps his face and person far from the camera's view.

"Dirty Willy" earned points towards the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame" by simply having respect for the john-prostitute game.

Good Job.

I had heard from our other buddy that you two had gone off to the promised land for a few days. I am green with envy. Excellent report. My favorite part was your comment on 27 de Mayo. I will share with you a story at another time which I experienced in this place back in '97. What a total dump. Loved your adventures and will get in touch by email.

siendo sed mi amigo !

Arrived and had "friend" pick me up at airport with her sister's live-in boyfriend (the one that had the most money. The other ones weren't allowed to live in the house). Her house in Tipitapa was something else to write home about. A few walls (hey at least they were concrete unlike her sisters at the edge of Tipitapa. Just a few sheets of metal held up by tree trunks). Anyway, she picked me up, took care of me in short order. We headed out to Little Corn which is my favorite for a few days before New Year's Eve. Did the usual on the island. I ate so much langosta (lobster) that my friend was calling me lobster man cause all my pores were oozing lobster scents. She took care of me all day and night. I can honestly say she is a nympho. She really does like getting off. She's always touching me in public and private. I've been with quite a few others who try to pull it off as an act but this girls hasn't changed in over a year. Took care of some scuba diving in Little Corn and headed back for New Year's Eve in Tipitapa. We bought explosive grade fireworks and drank like there's no tomorrow. Friend as expected tried to get her sister to come to any invitation of dinner and such. I clearly made the point that I was nobody's "marica" and I was not here to save the world. Once she figured I had reached my boiling point she backed off. I hit my boiling point when we were in Santa Elena colonia looking for her sister late at night. I knew this place was rough when even the taxi driver refused to take us any further into the colonia. This reminded me a bit of some of the edges of Tipitapa. Anyway, we had our discussion and headed off to Pirates which is one of my favorites in Managua for caldo de mariscos and anything seafood. Delicious!

This is where things get exciting. Everyone here is looking for signs of weakness from you. Once they find anything resembling this they will exploit it to the fullest. They are trained from a young age. Her son was brought over by her mother and he was severely berated by me so that he could understand the value of a person's private space. They don't value this since they have nothing of value. Friend got upset and I packed my bags ready to go but of course next thing I knew we were in her room with her on her knees orally, vag and anally begging me to stay. If she wasn't a true spinner and a dead ringer for Tinkerbell I would have ditched her a long time ago. She even got a tattoo with my name on it. I know you're thinking it's her novios' or husbands name but after many trips and her taking me to visit her parent's house (if you can call a hut surrounded by rice fields in Chinandega a house) I am now convinced it's an elaborate plan to make me think she is in love with me. Anyway, we headed off to Chinandega to her parent's house. They live on roughly 40 acres with the families' huts situated in the middle of the rice fields that they farm. They at least had fresh water wells (lucky I had brought loperamide). They invited me to her sister's quinceanera and we went to a church that was steaming hot where one of the quinceanera's friends passed out from heat exhaustion. We then had the entire party outdoors on a section of the rice fields that had been patted down and wet down with oil to keep the dust down. Everyone dressed up as much as they could but I didn't have the heart to put on most of the clothing I had brought. I definitely did not want to make them think I had more money than they already thought. Her mother, father and family treated me like one of their own. They obviously knew that I would be much better than any man she would ever find in this country except for present company. Out there sticks, knives and guns were the law of the land. There are no cops or even traffic to wave down in case of an emergency. When it came time to cut the cake, the scene was as if they had never seen or tasted cake (I had to remind myself that probably half of them had never tasted it). Anything that wasn't nailed or welded down was taken. These people threw all their styrofoam plates and trash all around them. The dirt dance floor was littered with refuse by the end of the night. Drunks had to be herded and threatened so that they could take the party elsewhere. One of the neighbors had his metal sheath of a door stolen and relocated about a quarter of a mile away. The next day we walked three miles down the dirt roads to get to the highway where we could wave a taxi down, head to Chinandega and then head to Managua. Friend and I had a flare up due to me disciplining her son again. After a spending a week in mosquito and spider Nicaragua with no air conditioning, hot water or nice bed, I opted for the comforts of the Holiday Inn. I told friend I was going to stay there and she could come or not. She of course chose to come and complete my night by making sure she took care of my primal needs. We went to Stradivari (my favorite restaurant) and then back to the hotel where she again BBBJTCIM, all positions and mutiple pussy to mouth exchanges. She wanted to be the one calling the shots but in the end had to be set straight by telling her I was nobody's caballo to be mounted and that she was more than welcome to leave and make sure the door didn't hit her on the way out. In a way you are dealing with raw survival instincts in these people. The trips I take her on and the gifts I give her she will never get from anyone else. She is way cute and a spinner but in a limited pool of guys in this country she probably has the best she will ever get. Anyways, I extracted myself from her and despite all the pretend breakups she took care of me the last night and accompanied me to the airport. I hadn't nor will ever give her any money for what we do. I also made that very clear that she should never ask me for any since this was an "amor del bueno" or a good love and that money would only taint it. I broke this just as we arrived at the airport. I gave her my remaining change which amounted to $10 USD to take a cab back since she had her nice clothes on and would undoubtedly be harassed on the bus, but knowing them she probably pocketed the $10 and took the local bus. I'm probably being cynical but know that $10 is a lot for them. I'm sure I looked extremely rich without trying to (bring all old clothes. Ones that I wouldn't miss if stolen). Anyway, this was quite the experience and probably one that I won't forget. I will state that there are plenty of beautiful young women in Chinandega and can be found by just walking around the market and making small talk. Shouldn't take more than 2-3 minutes and you should be in. Most of the girls were hitting up on me even while I walked around with my friend. I also picked up all of my belongings from her house which she had brought back from Belize for safe keeping (had to make a quick connection and there was no way to carry my stuff from Belize). Nothing missing, all my clothes washed and ironed, all scuba gear intact and cleaned. I can say that given the motivation they would have robbed me blind but they do have some pride if you can pin them down with their family and neighboring friends. My friend still has hope that she can get the 20% as Meat mentions or the golden ticket to the States (ala Simon Cowell style). She's still calling me around 10 times a day as I continue to string her along. Don't worry I always do the financial analysis before committing to her presence. I used to be quite active usually up to 8 times a day (was confirmed by other Forum member on Tijuana trip). Even at low $/polvo this adds up. I will admit that I am only breaking even financially but feel it is worth the invest due to the real GFE. She hugs and kisses me endlessly in public and private. She actually keeps me awake wanting more and more. We dance, drink and fuck incessantly. She takes care of me when I'm sloppy drunk to make sure no one takes advantage and she doesn't rip me off either. She also puts up with me when I'm sloppy drunk as I do of her when she gets sloppy drunk. All in all it justifies the break even. However, given all that I will probably be making a Tijuana trip soon to get in a double double. There's just something about a double.

Anyway, that's my two cents.

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On Tuesday, I was bored and tired of being in the "Gringo Friendly Confines" and made the trek to "Murderous Managua."

I went to the 'hood where my name and fame are legendary and echo the streets!

I saw some of the "same old wh*res" that were loafed in year 2007. Amazingly, I remember their names as they remembered mine. A bunch of tired a*s sl*ts working for a few bucks. How depressing. And these h*es do not look good, but are simply f*ckable 'cause they spread their legs.

Give me some h*es that look good like in Colombia and Brazil 'cause these Chicas Nicas are not the clave (ie. key.)

One broad was begging to have an orgasm as can only be delivered by Meat Loaf. I f*cked her and she earned two (2) nutts. She loves the way I make her body cream and on her second orgasm I thought I was in the Haitian earthquake from her wild gyrations.

She was very proud of her latest tattoo- tramp stamp. It looked okay when viewing her from doggy style. Her a*shole had the appearance of a third eye.

I gave her a load that was hard to earn due to the performance anxiety.

A second "old bag" asked me to f*ck her as well. I offered her a pound of d*ck to chew upon. She told me that she likes to earn my first nutt and not the second as was the case on this day.

All in all, this sucked! The same old sl*ts doing the same old thing. I'm getting tired of mongering and may opt for the caballo program of 1-man, 1-woman who rations the p*ssy to her male based upon income generation. This sounds a lot better than f*cking some busted b*tches for four (4) years.

Adios.

Professional responsibilities required that I visit "Murderous Managua."

Had a nice Burger King hamburger and fries to start the day.

Went to a locales that was too hot for comfort and therefore we changed locations. At the second location were some cluckers who I've known for a few years and never blessed them with the "magic stick."

Being a 20-year fan and customer of strip clubs and dancers, I am more interested in seeing a female derobe while I consume adult beverages. At times, penetrating a female is over-rated and I'm in the zone of thought where this holds true. Instead, I want to see females dancing naked and shaking their meat.

So, I purchased some quality time with a neighborhood chica. She's think. She commented on how her "sister" praised my girth-and-length from the one polvo I delivered her. She was alright and real chupadora for being only 18 years of age. She was / is too caballa to roll the Meat Loaf Mansion.

I had this chica derobe and began to play with the p*ssy and body meat. She was enjoying the exploration: I enjoyed feeling the texture of her p*ssy walls. In the doggy style position I delivered a left middle-finger up her culo; I delivered a right index and middle-finger into her vicho. She loved it.

We were done and chose the next lucky contestant.

She was a "bad mamma' jamma'." No pun intended.

The same activities were held with chava #2 except that she requested I finger her culo while she masturbated. She came a few gallons of clear juice.
After chava #2, I had to cut my nails and use a file to clean the fecal matter from my hand.

Both girls had a healthy meal earlier in the day evidenced by the amount of elotes (ie. corn) I felt while servicing their female lusts.

These two (2) girls are something for me to remember and savor in future days as long as you Gringos stay away from Nicaragua and opt for more friendly pastures as I suggest.

JayRay513, "She Swallowed It": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WMeJtmLYI[/URL]

Went to MGA for a week and a half.

Went to Solid Gold. The least expensive of the three clip joints along Massaya uphill of the Metrocentro Mall. $10 got me in. A run-down strip club where the dancing is heavy on the tease and light on the strip. The providers will ask for $200 until you make your "WTF" facial experession, then drop to $150. They only keep $50 of it. That gets you an hour on premises or 90 minutes at your hotel. When I went there last summer, I found two very, very doable spinners, blond Rachelle and brunnette Genesis (but they pronounce it like Hennnessy the drink.)

Made the mistake of taking Rachelle out last time. I had hoped to get two sessions in my 90 minutes but I wasted time establishing a romantic mood before the first session. When I was ready for round two at 60 minutes, she was nervous about getting back to SG before being hit by a fine and started getting dressed. What a mistake.

This time, I went straight to Genesis, who remembered me and that I had disengaged from talking to her to take out Rachelle last time. I apologized profusely. Cute as a button, a hell of a dancer, and more agile on six inch heels than I am in sneakers, she turned out to be very simpatica. This time, I opted to get in a session on premises. We had a real GFE experience and she gave me her digits. I called her a few times, visited the club to see her when they cancelled her day off, and she rewarded me with a very nice five hours a week later at the Brandt Bed and Breakfast before going to work. Dinner, cabfare, and cien got me two sessions that were straight out of my college days and some photos. Gives BBBJ, but they are 1.5 inch affairs that are characteristic of coeds with small jaws confronting larger tools. A single mom but still has her waistline.

I recommend the Brandt B&B. Clean, comfortable, and in a very good location. They have a website. $50 to 65$. The Hotel Cristo Rey is cheaper, and more run down, but it is conveniently located by the rotunda Cristo Rey, which even retarded taxi driver can find and is close to the Fenix. More on that later.

It was a Saturday morning. Went to Metroplaza to eat, get a shoe shine, and use the internet cafe. PM'd Meat Loaf, a legend on the ISG website. Located the Hotel Cristo Rey and its similarly named rotunda and it was everything it was cracked up to be on other posts. Went to Fenix.

Fenix is next to a tire store that used to be called Kelly Tires. The big billboard is gone, and it called something else but cabbies still know the Kelly Tires near the Cristo Rey rotunda.

The ambience of Fenix is still Tijuana strip club circa 1973, or Nogales strip club circa....today. It has changed little in the last five years. It has expanded a little, they put fluresent lights in the rooms (the better to see the dingyness) and they replaced the VCRs that played endless loops of 90's porn with modern DVD porn to play on the six wide screens on the walls. The atmosphere is still the same...live and sleezy.

When your eyes adjust to the gloom, you notice the chicas. They are stuffed like sausage into spandex and other clothing abortions, and they wallow like walruses on threadbare couches. Some reminded me of Al Sharpton, back in the 1980's when his warddrobe consisted of velvet jogging suits. A couple weighed more than me.

Entrance is free. c50 got me a tiny cup of ice and orange juice. I waited until I spotted Marfy(?) or Murphy(?) (I'm going phonetic here) who actually had a waist line, pale skin, light brown hair and a winsome smile. I waited while fixed the hair of the next most eligible bachelorette as they stood the bar. For C200 half hour or c400 an hour I could afford to lower my standards, and took her to room. The shower was Haiti primitive...a piece of angled PVC pipe...but I focused on the mirrored ceilings and walls and not the room, so it wasn't too bad. BBBJ, she didn't look too bad in doggie, and breasts that did not look bad in comparison to her waist line.
She asked for a propina, but I promised her some nice gifts the next time I saw her.

Fenix has two shifts, day and night. On week days the shift change is somewhere between 7-9pm. It's blurry. I recommend stopping by, once in a while and seeing if there is a diamond in the rough. Quality low, price is competitive.

had to work sunday and monday, so the next time I got out was Monday night. I brought Marfy at Fenix a little packet of a panty and trickets from Victoria Secret. She was nearing the end of her shift, but was glad I returned. She opened her packet, was very pleased, and I was going for a repeat session when she went behind the bar. The manager caught her getting some slugs off a bottle then started chewing her out. She was reprimanded for being drunk and sent to a room to sleep it off. Curses...foiled again. I spotted bottle blond Monica from last summer, and a couple of possible on the couches, but decided to take a cab to Club Cueto.

Cueto is a Jenny Craig convention mascarading as a strip club. A couple of the girls looked like they could understudy for the lead actress in "precious," some weighed more than I did, and some looked like that actually eaten Karen whole. I spotted two women whose waistlines were smaller than there bustlines. One was dancing and just exuded the post childbirth slackness and gallo pinto diet that Nicas are famous for. The other had wavy hair, chatted me up, and impressed me with her charm. Sure, not Del Rey quality, more like Relax quality chasis, but Keylin made up for it with Jessica Alba eyes and Beyonce features, and a great personality. C500 would have gotten her to the room, but the rooms were dingy. But I did get her digits and she was very new to the club and hadn't committed to a schedule so she could meet off premise when convenient.

I went back to Fenix. With Marfy on the disabled list, I started chatting up a cocoa colored Nica spinner (a Nica spinner is like a CR spinner, but with an extra 20 lbs and a C-scar) and a woman who could be turned into Linda Carter if you invested about $10k in dental work, liposuction, a three months of a personal trainer. Michelle, small and dark, and Diara (pale and big) were serious during the couch side interviews, but when I suggest an hour long dupla, they lit up. What the heck, two sixs are almost as good as a ten, and at C800/$40 I fugured it would be cost effective. Their attitudes just lit up in the room. After five minutes it was like slumber party, after 10 minutes it was an orgy, and after 50 minutes we were all old friends. Diara was really packing the post partum pounds, and they did CBJ's, changing condoms when they switched giving me head. Of the two, I would recommend small dark almost dominican looking Michelle, for her great BJ skills and tight pu*sy.

Did a recon of Elite and Diamond on the Massaya strip. Located near the big $100-200 a night hotels, they wait dream about platoons of rich G8 horndogs whose planes would have to stop for a couple of nights in Managua for repais en route to Cancun or Rio or Medellin or San Jose.
Somehow, legions of millionaires don't materialize, but they still stay in business.

I dressed nice, didn't bother to hide my accent and avoided the outragous entry fess ($14 at Elite and $10 at Diamond) by pretending to be scouting out a location for my friend's bachelor party on both Friday and Saturday. The prospect of 5 walking ATM's on one day, and 12 on the other, got me in for a $5 tour in one place, and for free in another.

They talked about private rooms, a dancer or two for each guy, for $175 or $350 bottles of wine or champagne. Otherwise, it was $175 for an hour in a private room with a gal.

While the dancers were of almost of SJO quality, they represented the top of the line in Managua. It is very sad, the lack of good talent. I would have gladly have paide $50-$100 for a couple of them, but only because a few days of looking a sausage fingers, wrinkled tummies, paunches, and C-scars had lowered my standards.

$$$$$tay away!

One ominous sign was that the guide at Elite was bragging about how they were brining in 10 Colombian girls next month.

It was Tuesday night and I worked late, so I go to Fenix too late to catch Marfy before she went off her shift.

I had attempted to find Caribbean Morena, and I thought I had saw their storefront on the street running uphill from the Cristo Rey rotunda, but when I tried to find it with a cabby, we couldn't find it. Good Time, a place that deserved its good reviews, was still shut down from being raided a month or two or go. I wondered were their talent had gone, as they had both dancers and less costly non-dancers, and there were a half dozen very doables, very affordables among both categories.

So, I found myslef in Fenix and found Monica. Monica in her late twenties, a dyed blond with an over plush bod, but a very agreeable attitude I had met the previous summer. I chatted her up and she told me that she had taken trips to Panama, where she worked out of Boca Torena. It all made sense, as Boca Torena is Panama's answer to Fenix, only there are so many better options in Panama than Boca Torena, and where Monica was a Managua "7" she would be a the cleaning lady at Golden Times in Panama.

C400 an hour. BBJ and positions. The woman is orgasmic and likes sex.

The next day, I got together with Keylin, the "nica spinner" from the fat farm that is Club Cueto, she of light brown wavy hair, the infectious smile, the Jessica Alba eyes, the interesting accent, and the golden brown skin. We met at the Metrocentro and she was very glad to see me. We went to Hotel Cristo Rey, which seemed berefts of guests and was able to give us a discount since we just needed a room for a few hours and would not stay for breakfast. Getting situated in the room was almost comical becuase they had many challenges getting the aircon and TV and remotes to all work properly in both the first room and the room we finally got into.

OUr first session was delayed because she asked the "bell boy" to get her a couple of beers, a theme of the rest of the evening. After she got a beer and a cigarrette, it was into the shower and then, some pics, and a very spirited romp. DATY, BBJ, positions, bliss. She was very orgasmic, very responsive, very uninhibited.

We tried to find the Korean restaurant that I had such luck with on previous trips, just up the hill from Piratas. Closed. Cabby drove by a Chinese restaurant back down the hill, and while it was comical that he thought it was the same place, we did get directions to a new Korean restaurant....across the street from Piratas. We got out there, saw a clothing store with a billboard in Hangul, and asked the security guard. He let us into the clothing store, and we walked to the back, found a Korean grocery store, and finally a small restaurant in the patio of the converted back of the house. There were three tables full of Koreans eating, so I had high hopes about the food. A mom and pop affair, mom ran the clothing store, both ran the grocery store, and he, the former chef of the defunct restuarant, ran the paito affair. I was dissappointed, as he screwed up the Bulgolgi. If you can't do BBQ beef right, you fail in my opinion. Keylin orderd two beers.

On the way back to the hotel, we took a cab parked across the street, in front of Piratas. A mistake. Keylin wanted to stop at the gas station convenience store in order get a six pack. When we got to the hotel, the driver wanted C400 or $10 a piece for two 1-kilometer legs. Guess he heard our foreign sounding accents and tried to pull a fast one. Keylin was indignant and the driver went from C400, to C200, to finally accepted C150.

We had another session were did it like squirrels on crack..after Keylin had a couple more beers. After showering, I gave her C900 (C400 per session and C100 for cabfare) and agreed to call her the next day. I did, but never contacted her again. I was realizing how Managua was lowering my standards. Managua was draining me of pops I would need later in San Jose. These chicas just arent "sponge worthy."

If I lived there, I would have to invest the time into turning some college student or secretary into a mistress. But first I would have to find one that wasn't already a single mother by time they were 17.

Had avoided going to Vale Todo until the end of my trip, because it was deep, deep, deep in the heart of Managua's urban jungle. But I had heard good things, so I went one Sunday.

Took the cab and got a long look of Managua's lowlands. We got there, and it was closed. But the karaoke bar next door was open and theyh assured me they could square me away, so I got out of the cab. I got into a derelict karaoke bar, ordered a drink, and watched three excrutiating music videos from the 1980's (Michael Jackson and his phoney Presley wife), (MJ and Paul McCartney), (Michael Bolton looking like a parole but wearing that ridiculous poodle perm), while the karaoke guy made a phone call....

He assured me that he could have a girl over in minutes, an he did. Onieda was 20 tall, slim, with skin the color of the blonde wood stocks on a Bulgarian AK-47, and hair that was probably dark brown and full of sass at one time, but had been cooked, curled, and starved into a lifeless cornsilk yellow submission by a hair dresser with all the finesse of the Iraqi general Chemical Ali. Onieda was an accounting major at a college in the neighborhood, but did not fear that her dancing world and her college world would collide. She counted on propriety to keep her professors out of the club, and the high prices to keep her fellow students out of the club.
Bright eyed, with a pleasant nose and mouth, she was easy to talk to. Tall, slim, firm, vivacious, she was a breath of fresh air after the week I had.

On monday, she would dance on the stage and hope for a guy to pay $70 to take her to the room for 40 minutes. She offered me an hour, with the femi-dom, BBJ, and the full GFE for just C500 as it was Sunday, there was no other work that day, and I was a windfall. I would have to pay for a room. The OK Karaoke manager offered me a Vale Todo room for $20, accepted $15. Turns out both clubs have the same owner.

I got to walk through VT, and with some lighting, it looked typical MGA run-down. The room in the back was almost as good as the Solid Gold room, but it had a mirror on the ceiling. Onieda's oral skills were top notch, and the contrast in the mirror between her smooth, firm, golden brown skin and my winter pale Ron-Jeremy-after-two-days-of-hair-waxing look was striking. She had long, legs, toned by evenings spent dancing. No damage from childbirth, and firm, peach sized breasts. Aside from the Love Canal waste dump of a hair treatment, her only other fault was that she had one of those small, I'm-in-the-Labial-Witness-Protection-Plan clits that are de rigour with non orgasmic gals. She enjoyed it, but couldn't chase her own leche. But she was the best value of the week and was as good (just different) than the afternoon with
Genisis.

I came back the following evening when VT was open. I was worried that it might get fallout from an article in a newspaper about neighbors complaining about the OK Karaoke disturbing the peace in the neighborhood, but not a problem.

I got there after 8pm, and the club was beginning to come to life. VT is what Good Time was before closing, but on a Monday night, the bench wasn't very deep. But it did have talent that was a cut above Fenix/Cueto, and almost Elite/Diamond quality. At $70 for 40 minutes, it was half the price of Solid Gold, and there were two dancers that were the best I had seen since coming to MGA.

I spotted Onieda and watched her dance. Very nice. But I was absolutely stunned by this tall, athletic, butter hued dancer with long wavy brown hair with bleached yellow accenting tips and exotic, almost asian features. After sitting with some local cheapskates, she eventually saw me making eye contact and started working her way over.

Scarlett had large sparkling eyes, high cheekbones, and large, beautiful, kissable lips. She was 19, got her exotic features from her Indian heritage, was married to a 50 year Tico, but wasn't ready to give up partying and left him to come back to MGA. Very friendly, very sweet, and dressed to take advantage of her mix of happy-go-lucky, girl-next-door personality, her athletic build (imagine her in a Hawain Tropic advertisement playing volley ball), and exotic features. She volunteered to give me a lap dance and untied the knot holding her half-a-school-uniform-shirt closed, lifted up her bra and let me nuzzle her perky breasts and delicious little nips.

I took her to the room. It was same room as the previous night. It was total GFE, and she had a proud clit that came out of the closet, demanded to played with and varnished, and rewarded her with three leches. The mirror action was even better, and her lips were great for oral as well as kissing. Afterwards, I was so drained, I just hung out in the club, sat close to the stage and watched her dance. She was great. Still basking in the afterglow, when she came buy and resumed her position on her lap I gave her a C100 tip and she rewarded me with a last nuzzle of her bare breasts.

I regret not getting to VT until my last night in MGA. I really do. If I had gone straight to VT on the first night, I would have worked on making the exotic VT dancer my off-premises favorita.

Live and learn.

Great reports.

Can you maybe give us an idea what you are doing during the day ? Are there areas to walk around besides metro centro ? I think many of us have a warped vision of what managua looks like due to hearing about no street signs or addresses.

What is the food situation like? Do you have to cab it everywhere and for how much?

I was told there are SW's downtown around the casinos. Have you seen any ? Have you been told about any gritty red light area for locals ?

Sorry to ask so many questions. I might be headed there rather shortly.

Many thanks for your informative reports.

I am still laughing about your reports as they are among the best I have read in the ISG for the several years I have been reading posts!

Your descriptions are easy to understand and amusing to read and, by combining a good sense of humor and pointed sarcasm, you are able to create an image in one's mind of what you are "painting a picture" about.

Keep up the good work!

Good reports!

Do you now realize the nonsense that I, Meat Loaf, must endure to SURVIVE.
Sloppy Jaloppy hoes with more bills than the US Congress, no education, no occupational skills, and 3-generations of family for the Gringo to mantener.

Sorry I didn't meet you during your trip, but it was bad timing for me. Maybe next time.

If you do not like fat hoes with Kangaroo pouches than Nicaragua is nor for you. A lifetime of fried food and sitting around the house produces more belly with jelly.

Al Sharpton and those jogging suits is Americana: And don't forget about that process or conk.

Them hoes at Boca T. in Panama are just as sloppy as Chicas Nicas. Them hoes at Bodeguita can never be matched or compared to anything in Nicaragua.

I've said this before, and for years, that Chicas Nicas do not have natural beauty, but after living here for time one begins to find "attractiveness." One must make something happen and those Kangaroo hoes become the prize.

The hoes from Good Times are working at brothels in the neighborhoods. Their glory days of being strippers are gone and they have returned to straight prostitution.

Vale Todo is one of the few strip clubs in town besides the Carretera Masaya clubs. Vale Todo also has lots of gay employees. They are closed on Sunday as I learned three days ago. Vale Todo has always been a recruiting ground for Meat Loaf 'cause them hoes never have any customers. It's always only 2 - 4 clients / customers in Vale Todo. I simply talk to 'dem hoes about employment at the mansion.

These were absolutely excellent reports Iguana Six. You almost brought back the old memories of the Managua I used to know and love. "In the day", back in the late 90's, Vale Todo was the most fun and alive club in town. On a Friday or Saturday night there might be 100 guys in the place, and at least 30+ really cute Nicas. You could spend an hour or two drinking, plus go to the back rooms for an hour, and leave that night no lighter than US$100. Ah ... memories. There were 5 different girls back then that I pretty much hung out with exclusively, both in the club and outside the club. Those days and prices were gone, but a lot of good times. Is there still a decent restaurant on the west side of the club? Used to serve the best corvina in Nicaragua. you could sit in Vale Todo, eating excellent fish, while watching the girls dance naked. Damn ... those were the days !!!

[QUOTE=Artisttyp]Great reports.

Can you maybe give us an idea what you are doing during the day ? Are there areas to walk around besides metro centro ? I think many of us have a warped vision of what managua looks like due to hearing about no street signs or addresses.

What is the food situation like? Do you have to cab it everywhere and for how much?

I was told there are SW's downtown around the casinos. Have you seen any ? Have you been told about any gritty red light area for locals ?

Sorry to ask so many questions. I might be headed there rather shortly.

Many thanks for your informative reports.[/QUOTE]

During the day I was working. As for walking, the city is not that large, cabs are relatively cheap, and with a map, you could memorize where things are. You must learn the system that the locals use for saying "north", "south", etc, as they use the lake, the mountains, etc, for cardinal directions. Meat Loaf probably knows it. Went to casinos, but didn't see any FL's, like I would at Veneto in PTY. Didn't look for any casas, either.

[QUOTE=Noguera] Is there still a decent restaurant on the west side of the club? Used to serve the best corvina in Nicaragua. you could sit in Vale Todo, eating excellent fish, while watching the girls dance naked. Damn ... those were the days !!![/QUOTE]

I think the restaurant has been turned into the OK Karaoke bar.

[QUOTE=Iguana Six]During the day I was working. As for walking, the city is not that large, cabs are relatively cheap, and with a map, you could memorize where things are. You must learn the system that the locals use for saying "north", "south", etc, as they use the lake, the mountains, etc, for cardinal directions. Meat Loaf probably knows it. Went to casinos, but didn't see any FL's, like I would at Veneto in PTY. Didn't look for any casas, either.[/QUOTE]

The city is large and spread out. It may appear to be close, but there are lots of places and things around town. Advertising in Nicaragua is performed by word-of-mouth. Taxi cabs can add up and become US $20 per person for a day of exploring the city.

AL lago- towards the lake
Al sur- away from the lake
Abajo- away from the airport
Arriba- towards the airport

I don't know north, south, east, or west; just the above compass.

[QUOTE=Iguana Six]During the day I was working. As for walking, the city is not that large, cabs are relatively cheap, and with a map, you could memorize where things are. You must learn the system that the locals use for saying "north", "south", etc, as they use the lake, the mountains, etc, for cardinal directions. Meat Loaf probably knows it. Went to casinos, but didn't see any FL's, like I would at Veneto in PTY. Didn't look for any casas, either.[/QUOTE]

Again thank you very much for writing these reports. It takes forever to find anything of value in the nicaragua thread.

Hopefully I will get to add to it.

If you know where Hotel Cristo Rey is, you can find Caribbeana Morena. Just continue on the same street heading south, uphill away from the lake. Cross the next major intersection and it is maybe 500 meters beyond, on the right hand side. There is an outdoor patio about 4 feet above street level, and a sign that states Caribbean Morena.

[QUOTE=Iguana Six]During the day I was working. As for walking, the city is not that large, cabs are relatively cheap, and with a map, you could memorize where things are. You must learn the system that the locals use for saying "north", "south", etc, as they use the lake, the mountains, etc, for cardinal directions. Meat Loaf probably knows it. Went to casinos, but didn't see any FL's, like I would at Veneto in PTY. Didn't look for any casas, either.[/QUOTE]Last Sunday night, I was in Fenix. First day in Managua. Ever. At 9:30 (pm), a few girls doing their make-up, some loafing on couches, others just arriving, place quiet, me about to sip initial beer when Amercan enters and immediately begins to converse. Great, another first timer in Managua. Pass the time talking, light drinking, eyeing the door waiting for something decent to walk through it. By and by, my new acqaintence announces he wants something that's not on the menu. I advise against, and suggest procuring an intermediary. If he's really determined. He is, and proceeds to take his request to. Everyone in the bar. And the people in the parking lot. His reason was spent and his manner was bold. I disassociated, and moved to the couches squeezing in between two pair of the least fat ones. Eventually, I'm spotted and asked to accompany him to the round-about to do his shopping, as no one. NO ONE. Would go with him. He's serious, WTF. I offer to go out to the kerb and watch his back. Anybody want to predict? Not half-way to the round-about, and shapes like bats fly towards him and converge. An assault, robbery in process. I fast trot to the scuffle: on the ground grappling are three kids, and one american with a machete against his throat. Raise the bottle, making eye contact, and the one with the machete looks back and moves it closer. Nothing to do but backpedal until they finish emptying the pockets. Afterwards, he's pretty calm, downs a beer in a fraction of a minute, pulls back up cash out of the shoes and cabs off into the night. Girls ask 'where's your friend? ' 'Why, he's out of money, or surely he'd be propositioning you now'. What else can they understand? Afterwards, I relaxed for an hour with 'Ashley' (right), about 105 pounds, perfect proportion, a pro, twenty USA Guy were lined up outside the door to do her as I came out of the room. Not a deep talent bench there.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]If you know where Hotel Cristo Rey is, you can find Caribbeana Morena. Just continue on the same street heading south, uphill away from the lake. Cross the next major intersection and it is maybe 500 meters beyond, on the right hand side. There is an outdoor patio about 4 feet above street level, and a sign that states Caribbean Morena.[/QUOTE]Passed C.M. and saw it on the cabride to Fenix last Sunday. Couldn't be certain it was open though. Tonite was looking to go to Vale Tudo Every cabdriver has been total burrinho so far; what's chances of actually finding it, without direction? Otherwise, I'm limited to Elite Platinum Diamond, or the proffered procuring services here at the hotel. or Feniz again.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp]Again thank you very much for writing these reports. It takes forever to find anything of value in the nicaragua thread.

Hopefully I will get to add to it.[/QUOTE]

It does not "take forever to find anything of value in the Nicaraguan thread!"

Value is on every posting.

I can already tell from your demeanor that you will be pleasantly disappointed.

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AL lago- towards the lake
Al sur- away from the lake
Abajo- away from the airport
Arriba- towards the airport



al lago - toward the lake - north
a las montanas - away from the lake - south
arriba - up, where the sun comes up - east
abajo - down, where the sun goes down - west

[QUOTE=Zingadoon]Last Sunday night, I was in Fenix. First day in Managua. Ever. At 9:30 (pm), a few girls doing their make-up, some loafing on couches, others just arriving, place quiet, me about to sip initial beer when Amercan enters and immediately begins to converse. Great, another first timer in Managua. Pass the time talking, light drinking, eyeing the door waiting for something decent to walk through it. By and by, my new acqaintence announces he wants something that's not on the menu. I advise against, and suggest procuring an intermediary. If he's really determined. He is, and proceeds to take his request to. Everyone in the bar. And the people in the parking lot. His reason was spent and his manner was bold. I disassociated, and moved to the couches squeezing in between two pair of the least fat ones. Eventually, I'm spotted and asked to accompany him to the round-about to do his shopping, as no one. NO ONE. Would go with him. He's serious, WTF. I offer to go out to the kerb and watch his back. Anybody want to predict? Not half-way to the round-about, and shapes like bats fly towards him and converge. An assault, robbery in process. I fast trot to the scuffle: on the ground grappling are three kids, and one american with a machete against his throat. Raise the bottle, making eye contact, and the one with the machete looks back and moves it closer. Nothing to do but backpedal until they finish emptying the pockets. Afterwards, he's pretty calm, downs a beer in a fraction of a minute, pulls back up cash out of the shoes and cabs off into the night. Girls ask 'where's your friend? ' 'Why, he's out of money, or surely he'd be propositioning you now'. What else can they understand? Afterwards, I relaxed for an hour with 'Ashley' (right), about 105 pounds, perfect proportion, a pro, twenty USA Guy were lined up outside the door to do her as I came out of the room. Not a deep talent bench there.[/QUOTE]
Was that Gringo trying to buy some cocaine?

'Dem cholos love watching you Gringos venture outside of Fenix.

Nicaragua has very little talent to impress the Gringo looking for "skinny minny."

[QUOTE=Zingadoon]Passed C.M. and saw it on the cabride to Fenix last Sunday. Couldn't be certain it was open though. Tonite was looking to go to Vale Tudo Every cabdriver has been total burrinho so far; what's chances of actually finding it, without direction? Otherwise, I'm limited to Elite Platinum Diamond, or the proffered procuring services here at the hotel. or Feniz again.[/QUOTE]
Vale Todo is in el barrio Monsenor Lezcano; la gasolinera de Shell en Monsenor Lezcano; el statuae del Monsenor Lezcano. Everyone knows the address.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]If you know where Hotel Cristo Rey is, you can find Caribbeana Morena. Just continue on the same street heading south, uphill away from the lake. Cross the next major intersection and it is maybe 500 meters beyond, on the right hand side. There is an outdoor patio about 4 feet above street level, and a sign that states Caribbean Morena.[/QUOTE]

It was nutty, as when I was not looking for it, I saw it twice, and when I was looking for it, I could not find it. Go figure. Maybe I was looking for it on a Sunday night. Does it close on Sundays?

[QUOTE=Iguana Six]It was nutty, as when I was not looking for it, I saw it twice, and when I was looking for it, I could not find it. Go figure. Maybe I was looking for it on a Sunday night. Does it close on Sundays?[/QUOTE]
Went to monger at CM on this past Sunday and they were closed!

left the "gringo-friendly confines" for "murderous managua" on a recent sunday. arrived in the city and went to old-neighborhood where i reign supreme. noticed a new costeno church as i traveled to the putaria: made plans to go to church in a sunday to come. just like black people, the church members use the event of jesus worship as a fashion show for dresses, suits, hair styles, shoes, and hats.

arrived at putaria #1 and drank flor de cana y rojita. blew some tobacco. and molested some hembras. talked sh*t with a costeno-retiree from miami. suggested we hit other spots, but he opted-out.

my plan for the day was to drink and witness putas. more factually, i want to see some strippers as i drink. bored of granada i needed to get out. i'm a big city guy and it's hard to exist in a retiree-town. worse, a tourist town. the suburbs: it was tough being reared in the chicago suburbs. fortunately, when i turned 16 my parents gave me a toyota celica and i began to hit the city every afternoon at 3 p.m. anyway, i wanted to watch "trap" and not f*ck for the day's activities.

saw some deportees enter putaria #1. said what's up to them in english. they responded. i pulled-up a chair at their table and broke bread. invited them to sip on the bottle of guado with meat loaf.

conversation was held about our respective usa cities and their new life in managua. fresh from the pinta they are: a few months and few years is what they possess and are transitioning to a lifetime of opportunity or oppression depending upon the person.

i suggested that they run the city with meat loaf at meat loaf's financial expense. they were game. we went to putaria #2 and they were closed. we went to putaria #3 and my name rang out.

some cluckers that i've known for four years were present. a old f*ck piece was present too. the f*ck piece likes serving meat loaf tres platos (ie. oral, vaginal, and anal sex). again, i was about looking at "trap" and not hitting clams.

rolling with the deportees was fun and we shared the same usa memories and similar experiences based upon demographics.

tres platos was on some bullsh*t trying to hustle my coinage for her taxi fare instead of the jukebox. the b*tch snuck out with c$50 of meat loaf jukebox money. i'll return and f*ck her in the a*s until it bleeds. blood is simply more lubricant.

me and the deportees left putaria #3 for putaria #4. during the previous visits at the aforementioned putarias, i o offered them a job working the telephone (ie. brokerage) at us $2,000 base monthly earnings. i explained to them that the application is 9-pages and involves international background checks. and they received on-site training while we viewed "trap." i even told them that i doubt if they seize the opportunity at-hand 'cause they're nicaraguan and for some reason nicas never seize opportunities.

putaria #4 was closed. i went to the atm to get another us $100. i wanted to spend money and it didn't matter how much. i was already down us $100.

after putaria #4 we went to putaria #5 which was also closed. needing to re-group we went to k-50 who refused to accept our patronage. shocked at their refusal of my, meat loaf, patronage i presented my business card to the bartender. with no hesitation he threw my business card in the trash. i was amazed! motherf*cker do you know that i'm an international ceo with political backing in nicaragua and political influence in my usa-state's legislature. sure k-50 is a nice restaurant that may approach us $100,000 in revenues, but it aint nothing compared to meat loaf. to boot, i was a regular customer at this locale years ago. but they want to be white: i know two (2) white boys that received their tee-shirt to wear around nicaragua in an attempt to portray k-50 as being "whiteness." the deportees were on fire and wanted blood! we left for putaria #6.

putaria #6 is the locale that "isg senior member" received a blowjob from fice (5) chicas nicas who waited in line to perform "brain surgery." and they were competing for a chance to tackle his bait.

being the man at this locale, i took off my shirt and poured big drinks. the "trap" was on stage shaking that a*s which all i wanted to see on this sunday. the hoes were doing their best at dancing. the newly befriended deportees followed meat loaf's lead and got loose attacking the b*tches. at the tipper we sat. security came to meat loaf concerning my lack of shirt and the presentation of armed weaponry along waist line. i had to check the armory and received a ticket for it's claim.

the deportees got bolo and wanted to hit some "trap." meat loaf policy is that i don't buy the next man nan piece of p*ssy. if you can't afford to rent your piece of p*ssy then you need to work harder or apply for employment with meat loaf in the area of brokerage. they decided to bounce: i guess meat loaf spending a few hundred dollars made them uncomfortable of feel not worthy. they motivated. i remained.

i knew that i was not going to return to the "gringo-friendly confines" until monday. although the markets open on sunday-night in asia, the work week doesn't start officially until monday morning. hence, i was destined to stay out all night.

wearing the shorts that "isg senior member" left at my mansion after a afternoon of swimming in my in-ground pool, i received a free handjob from a trabajadora. with d*ck dangling to the floor- free balling- she served and i looked to collect. i sat drinking guado, watching strippers, and getting a handjob. finally, from peer-pressure and a sense of obligation, i took her to the room at hit them gutts. i hit her gutts about four (4) times that night.

as the only customer in the entire putaria #6, a chela wanted to earn. i told her i was broke and had to go to the atm. i went to atm and got another us $100. i took the chela to the room and studied her body. i offered the hookers employment at the mansion and they accepted, but will they arrive? they're nica and therefore you know the answer.

tired, i rent a room for the remaining hours. i'm meat loaf and i use putarias as if they are the holiday inn or hilton hotel.

0500 hours arrived and i prepared for my return to the "gringo-friendly confines." i arrived and went to the executive desk where more accomplishments were realized. some "trap" came to the mansion later that morning to cook my meals and watch internet pornography alongside meat loaf.

how was sunday for you, simp?

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGbUP3vEFfw[/URL]

Signing new contracts for new office space, worldwide, Meat Loaf prepares to bacanal a Managua.

Plan: Take 100 mg of Viagra; break 3 - 4 coochies; bring some "trap" back to the mansion; and hold down street corners.

Barrios:

[B]Bad[/B]
San Judas
Reparto Chic
La Libertad
Altagracia

[B]Good[/B]
Las Colinas
Santo Domingo
Villa Fontana
Bolonia
Altamira
Carr. Sur

Catchin' "trap" at every encounter and every intersection. Meat Loaf.

Finally I made it to Managua.

The party kicked-off at 0500 hours: Still charged-up from the previous days "F*ck Fest," we continued the party. Got bolo, took a nap, and arrived in Managua.

Went to the barrio and saw "Mo' Hoes" than you can shake your d*ck at! The same old stale fish.

I saw an old f*ck piece that served tres platos on the regular.

We f*cked and she was on some bullsh*t talking about my Meat Loaf was too big and stretching out her wh*re holes. B*tch, take this d*ck!

When she arrived in Managua years ago she was on fire. A hot young p*ssy in town for the sake of her two daughters. She was carrying around their photo album and I had to fake interest for the sake of a nutt.

Her sl*t propensities took her to employment at Good Times. She was very popular and loved the limelight. Now, she got a little saggy from too much bacanal.

A clucker that wants to ride Meat Loaf's coat tales was present. She got ignored. I just had the p*ssy a day earlier and therefore was on to next "trap."

The hoes have been on the circuit for years!

As I sipped on syrup, I observed the quality of these tramps. Grade "F", Grade "D", and Grade "C" hoes. Only one hoe looked good with the others being what US $8 per polvo is worth. Fast Food: A Big Mac, large french cry, and Coca Cola soda in the USA. Es el vale.

But it is what it is and SURVIVAL is SURVIVAL.

P*ssy for P*ssy sake.

Good Time stripper informs Meat Loaf that Good Times is expected to re-open during Semana Santa.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Finally I made it to Managua.

The party kicked-off at 0500 hours: Still charged-up from the previous days "F*ck Fest," we continued the party. Got bolo, took a nap, and arrived in Managua.

Went to the barrio and saw "Mo' Hoes" than you can shake your d*ck at! The same old stale fish.

I saw an old f*ck piece that served tres platos on the regular.

We f*cked and she was on some bullsh*t talking about my Meat Loaf was too big and stretching out her wh*re holes. B*tch, take this d*ck!

When she arrived in Managua years ago she was on fire. A hot young p*ssy in town for the sake of her two daughters. She was carrying around their photo album and I had to fake interest for the sake of a nutt.

Her sl*t propensities took her to employment at Good Times. She was very popular and loved the limelight. Now, she got a little saggy from too much bacanal.

A clucker that wants to ride Meat Loaf's coat tales was present. She got ignored. I just had the p*ssy a day earlier and therefore was on to next "trap."

The hoes have been on the circuit for years!

As I sipped on syrup, I observed the quality of these tramps. Grade "F", Grade "D", and Grade "C" hoes. Only one hoe looked good with the others being what US $8 per polvo is worth. Fast Food: A Big Mac, large french cry, and Coca Cola soda in the USA. Es el vale.

But it is what it is and SURVIVAL is SURVIVAL.

P*ssy for P*ssy sake.[/QUOTE]It's Law of the Jungle. Primal. Makes you feel more alive, doesn't it?

One of the nicest movies theaters ever experienced in the world by Meat Loaf is the "Galeria Mall." There are only a few malls in Managua: Galeria, MetroCentro, Las Americas, are the malls. A few mercados: Huembes, Mayoreo, Oriental I and II, and Israel are some of the mercados in Managua.

A Gringo should only go to the Galeria and MetroCentro Malls for safety concerns!

Anyway, at the Galeria Mall is a top-class movie theatre. The air conditioning is always on blast! The chairs are 100% reclinable with retractable arm rests each housing a beverage and food compartment. Tambien, they have enough leg room for a German. Advancing the ambiance is the V.I.P. room where wait staff brings your concessions and the area resembles a viewing room at the nearest mansion. The movies have USA-subtitles and every month they import films from other Latin American countries for an entire month.

For the entrada of C$50 / US $2.50 and concessions containing palomitas, gaseosa, caramelo y un hot dog for another C$ 50 - 80 / US $2.50 - US $4, it is the best value in experiencing Hollywood. And to think all of this will cost US $10 for the entrance and US $10 - $15 for the concessions in the USA. Inflation or exploitation?

So, I had my main gal, #1, with me and would go to the movies every Sunday. We would enter the sala and choose an isle with little possibilities of the harassment of pedestrians.

Next thing I know is a blowj*b strong and steady!

For just because we were at the movies meant nothing. For if we at the residence she would be sucking d*ck and getting f*ck there too. Entonces, it was nothing different about "catching brain" in the movie theater.

She always swallows! She can stay and does s*ck my d*ck for up to 60-minutes with 0% stopping. After she swallows my load she will curl upon my inner-thigh in glee as she pumped out a load of jizz with her mouth.

Within the movie theater she would do the same!

It didn't matter who or if anyone was around.

I don't believe she ever saw a movie in its entirety and we were at the theater every Sunday.

Marry that gal.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Good Time stripper informs Meat Loaf that Good Times is expected to re-open during Semana Santa.[/QUOTE]

Well ????????????? Are these rumors true? Details and information.

Went to Salvadorena next to Good Times a few nights ago. The Good Times location is still being well maintained and had a guard sitting outside near the entrance. I asked him if it was going to reopen, and he said "Si, este semana."

I hope so.

BFT out

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]Went to Salvadorena next to Good Times a few nights ago. The Good Times location is still being well maintained and had a guard sitting outside near the entrance. I asked him if it was going to reopen, and he said "Si, este semana."

I hope so.

BFT out[/QUOTE]

Why do you go to that dive, Salvadorena #2?

You're better than that "Blunt Force Trama."

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Why do you go to that dive, Salvadorena #2?

You're better than that "Blunt Force Trama."[/QUOTE]

OK Senor Loaf ... what are your recommendations as to a couple of better places than Salvadorena 2? We all know Fenix so give us your two other favorites.

[QUOTE=Noguera]OK Senor Loaf ... what are your recommendations as to a couple of better places than Salvadorena 2? We all know Fenix so give us your two other favorites.[/QUOTE]

I knew someone would bite from that last post!

I only wish I had some locations to mention: I'm not into off-the-shelf p*ssy that available at putarias, but prefer the manufacturing process better.

Street Walkers:

1. Managua: Enebas, Carretera Norte.
2. Managua: Conrad Hilton Hotel, Carretera Norte.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]One of the nicest movies theaters ever experienced in the world by Meat Loaf is the "Galeria Mall." There are only a few malls in Managua: Galeria, MetroCentro, Las Americas, are the malls. A few mercados: Huembes, Mayoreo, Oriental I and II, and Israel are some of the mercados in Managua.

A Gringo should only go to the Galeria and MetroCentro Malls for safety concerns!

Anyway, at the Galeria Mall is a top-class movie theatre. The air conditioning is always on blast! The chairs are 100% reclinable with retractable arm rests each housing a beverage and food compartment. Tambien, they have enough leg room for a German. Advancing the ambiance is the V.I.P. room where wait staff brings your concessions and the area resembles a viewing room at the nearest mansion. The movies have USA-subtitles and every month they import films from other Latin American countries for an entire month.

For the entrada of C$50 / US $2.50 and concessions containing palomitas, gaseosa, caramelo y un hot dog for another C$ 50 - 80 / US $2.50 - US $4, it is the best value in experiencing Hollywood. And to think all of this will cost US $10 for the entrance and US $10 - $15 for the concessions in the USA. Inflation or exploitation?

So, I had my main gal, #1, with me and would go to the movies every Sunday. We would enter the sala and choose an isle with little possibilities of the harassment of pedestrians.

Next thing I know is a blowj*b strong and steady!

For just because we were at the movies meant nothing. For if we at the residence she would be sucking d*ck and getting f*ck there too. Entonces, it was nothing different about "catching brain" in the movie theater.

She always swallows! She can stay and does s*ck my d*ck for up to 60-minutes with 0% stopping. After she swallows my load she will curl upon my inner-thigh in glee as she pumped out a load of jizz with her mouth.

Within the movie theater she would do the same!

It didn't matter who or if anyone was around.

I don't believe she ever saw a movie in its entirety and we were at the theater every Sunday.[/QUOTE]

At the house, she would procure a bowl of water, a few towels, a razor, and a bar of soap. With Meat Loaf watching television, sleeping, or whatever she would lather my pubic area. With razor in hand she would shave / trim my nutts and pelvic area peloncito.

A tree looks better without shrubbery interfering.

Sr. Loaf ...... Since you are the self-proclaimed seer and knower of all things Nicaragua ...... what is going on with Good Times? Has it reopened? Give us some details.

[QUOTE=Noguera]Sr. Loaf ...... Since you are the self-proclaimed seer and knower of all things Nicaragua ...... what is going on with Good Times? Has it reopened? Give us some details.[/QUOTE]

I got banned from Good Times so I do not know.

[QUOTE=Noguera]Sr. Loaf ...... Since you are the self-proclaimed seer and knower of all things Nicaragua ...... what is going on with Good Times? Has it reopened? Give us some details.[/QUOTE]

He doesn't have to be non-banned to know if something is open or it isn't. Maybe he isn't there? When I went by two days ago it continued to be closed while Cueto Club wasn't.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]He doesn't have to be non-banned to know if something is open or it isn't. Maybe he isn't there? When I went by two days ago it continued to be closed while Cueto Club wasn't.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the update pollo

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo]He doesn't have to be non-banned to know if something is open or it isn't. Maybe he isn't there? When I went by two days ago it continued to be closed while Cueto Club wasn't.[/QUOTE]
I missed you Grand Pollo!

I thought that you were dead, but not Grand Pollo.

I am your biggest fan which is why you are in the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.

I started yesterday arising for the business day at 0200. After studying my Portuguese for an hour and mentally preparing for my global jet-setting adventures to commence within days, I drank a beer.

As I begin my photographic career and entertainment company, I have been studying lots of pornographic photos and movies. "DrDewman."

I purchased a 1-month subscription to Ebony Movie Vault and watched porno movies during the morning. I caught more wood than than the Nicaraguan Coast.

Finally, the afternoon came and I was privy to leave the executive desk for some concha.

In Managua I arrived and made the rounds. My name echoed the blocks and streets. Why? 'Cause everyone knows that Meat Loaf keeps pesos / Cordobas in his pocket(s) and a some balas for 'yo a*s, buey puta.

[B]Old Employee[/B]

"DrDewman," I am tired of touring Managua and hearing everyone say your name. "DrDewman" this, "DrDewman" that: "Blue" this, "Blue" that!

This clucker was a former Good Times stripper who assumed employment at Good Times after Meat Loaf ate tres platos for months in my alchante capitalino.

She was happier than a "punk in prison" when she saw Meat Loaf. She told me how she gained weight and I touched her meat for verification. Era la verdad.

As she sat alongside another former Good Times stripper of former Meat Loaf employment, they scoped a P.I.M.P.

To my left was my compadre Nicaraguense who earned a Ph.D. in the the Ivy League of the USA. We've shared amistad for several years and he confided that it is so refreshing to have a "real" conversation with Meat Loaf. In contrast, we have nonsense conversations every conversation as residents of Nicaragua. Worse for him 'cause he's Nicaraguan and his offspring earned advanced degree in the "Top 20" of USA universities.

El compa' is a fine gentlemen of 60 years.

I rented some p*ssy from the formerly employee Grade "D" hoe. Why is she a Grade "D" hoe? 'Cause she is: 30 years of age; 2 ninos; no collegiate education; no marido para mantener su ninos ni ella ni su madre. It is strictly some "fodder" p*ssy.

I broke the p*ssy with the assistance of 100mg sidinifil. She earned 1 polvo cara a cara. Despues el polvo, I told her to bring her former co-worker from Good Times for a slaying. She told me to wear a rubber with la otra chava 'cause ella esta calientote. Yo se!

[B]20 year old, chubby, lactating mother of 3[/B]

With d*ck dangling to my knees, I left the room in search of another hembra. All of the girls ran into the hallway to witness the sight of a B.I.G. B.L.A.C.K. D.I.C.K.

Can't blame them! For if I had to witness small red peckers for the eternity of my life I too would want to see the "Real Thing."

For the other males, they were envious and disgruntled at how Meat Loaf dominates the b*tches and the executive desk.

Anyway, the 20-year old, chubby, lactating mother of 3 entered the room for a loafing. She was on that bullsh*t concerning compensation. I told the hoe that I'm Meat Loaf and that's sufficient compensation.

I f*cked the hoe for 2-hours while "stealing' warm and sweat tittie-milk from the baby of 6-months. Tough sh*t, bebe.

I commented on how rare tittie-milk and she looked at me as if I were crazy. Almost every Chica Nica has tittie-milk was her response.

I like lactating chavas 'cause someone else is pulling caballo. In Nicaragua, aint no male pulling caballo. Instead, they are broken down caballo looking for a regalo and it's Meat Loaf's job to pull caballo for a nutt or la pobreza.

I was all in that chubby p*ssy.

She introduced me to her sister who will get loafed within 48-hours.

[B]Ex-Good Time Stripper[/B]

Three nutts later I was still hungry and spent the night holding this skinny a*s hoe.

White boys tease Meat Loaf for liking the chubby p*ssy. White boys tease Meat Loaf for "heavy hitting." White boys of Nicaraguan residence and tourism are usually fat and 50 years old that have pulled caballo for decades and want to re-live their high school years. In contrast, Meat Loaf is athletic and living his life with a piece-of-meat to hold and cuddle.

Too many years and months of cocaine abuse made this hoe skinny. And Meat Loaf is not going to pay C $0 to feed the b*tch: She asked Meat Loaf for C $20 to purchase a taco and Meat Loaf said, "Hell no!"

We conversed and went to sleep. I held her boney a*s and thought about f*cking her, but chose not to. Why? She claimed that she was on her period. In truth, she had a herpes outbreak and Meat Loaf aint volunteering to pull caballo infected with herpes in her culo y vicho.

With full wardrobe Meat Loaf slept holding her skinny body.

Granted: Too much of nieve made the hoe loose those valuable pounds that were pounded by Meat Loaf since 2008.

Another day in the ghetto, Nicaragua!

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I started yesterday arising for the business day at 0200. After studying my Portuguese for an hour and mentally preparing for my global jet-setting adventures to commence within days, I drank a beer.

As I begin my photographic career and entertainment company, I have been studying lots of pornographic photos and movies. "DrDewman."

I purchased a 1-month subscription to Ebony Movie Vault and watched porno movies during the morning. I caught more wood than than the Nicaraguan Coast.

Finally, the afternoon came and I was privy to leave the executive desk for some concha.

In Managua I arrived and made the rounds. My name echoed the blocks and streets. Why? 'Cause everyone knows that Meat Loaf keeps pesos / Cordobas in his pocket(s) and a some balas for 'yo a*s, buey puta.

[B]Old Employee[/B]

"DrDewman," I am tired of touring Managua and hearing everyone say your name. "DrDewman" this, "DrDewman" that: "Blue" this, "Blue" that!

This clucker was a former Good Times stripper who assumed employment at Good Times after Meat Loaf ate tres platos for months in my alchante capitalino.

She was happier than a "punk in prison" when she saw Meat Loaf. She told me how she gained weight and I touched her meat for verification. Era la verdad.

As she sat alongside another former Good Times stripper of former Meat Loaf employment, they scoped a P.I.M.P.

To my left was my compadre Nicaraguense who earned a Ph.D. in the the Ivy League of the USA. We've shared amistad for several years and he confided that it is so refreshing to have a "real" conversation with Meat Loaf. In contrast, we have nonsense conversations every conversation as residents of Nicaragua. Worse for him 'cause he's Nicaraguan and his offspring earned advanced degree in the "Top 20" of USA universities.

El compa' is a fine gentlemen of 60 years.

I rented some p*ssy from the formerly employee Grade "D" hoe. Why is she a Grade "D" hoe? 'Cause she is: 30 years of age; 2 ninos; no collegiate education; no marido para mantener su ninos ni ella ni su madre. It is strictly some "fodder" p*ssy.

I broke the p*ssy with the assistance of 100mg sidinifil. She earned 1 polvo cara a cara. Despues el polvo, I told her to bring her former co-worker from Good Times for a slaying. She told me to wear a rubber with la otra chava 'cause ella esta calientote. Yo se!

[B]20 year old, chubby, lactating mother of 3[/B]

With d*ck dangling to my knees, I left the room in search of another hembra. All of the girls ran into the hallway to witness the sight of a B.I.G. B.L.A.C.K. D.I.C.K.

Can't blame them! For if I had to witness small red peckers for the eternity of my life I too would want to see the "Real Thing."

For the other males, they were envious and disgruntled at how Meat Loaf dominates the b*tches and the executive desk.

Anyway, the 20-year old, chubby, lactating mother of 3 entered the room for a loafing. She was on that bullsh*t concerning compensation. I told the hoe that I'm Meat Loaf and that's sufficient compensation.

I f*cked the hoe for 2-hours while "stealing' warm and sweat tittie-milk from the baby of 6-months. Tough sh*t, bebe.

I commented on how rare tittie-milk and she looked at me as if I were crazy. Almost every Chica Nica has tittie-milk was her response.

I like lactating chavas 'cause someone else is pulling caballo. In Nicaragua, aint no male pulling caballo. Instead, they are broken down caballo looking for a regalo and it's Meat Loaf's job to pull caballo for a nutt or la pobreza.

I was all in that chubby p*ssy.

She introduced me to her sister who will get loafed within 48-hours.

[B]Ex-Good Time Stripper[/B]

Three nutts later I was still hungry and spent the night holding this skinny a*s hoe.

White boys tease Meat Loaf for liking the chubby p*ssy. White boys tease Meat Loaf for "heavy hitting." White boys of Nicaraguan residence and tourism are usually fat and 50 years old that have pulled caballo for decades and want to re-live their high school years. In contrast, Meat Loaf is athletic and living his life with a piece-of-meat to hold and cuddle.

Too many years and months of cocaine abuse made this hoe skinny. And Meat Loaf is not going to pay C $0 to feed the b*tch: She asked Meat Loaf for C $20 to purchase a taco and Meat Loaf said, "Hell no!"

We conversed and went to sleep. I held her boney a*s and thought about f*cking her, but chose not to. Why? She claimed that she was on her period. In truth, she had a herpes outbreak and Meat Loaf aint volunteering to pull caballo infected with herpes in her culo y vicho.

With full wardrobe Meat Loaf slept holding her skinny body.

Granted: Too much of nieve made the hoe loose those valuable pounds that were pounded by Meat Loaf since 2008.

Another day in the ghetto, Nicaragua![/QUOTE]Where was it? The outer flapper, the inner flapper, or down in the snapper?

[QUOTE=Zingadoon]Where was it? The outer flapper, the inner flapper, or down in the snapper?[/QUOTE]
She had several white bumps with puss in her a*s crack! It looked nasty!
She had a few more between the a*shole and p*ssy.

She's my associate of years and therefore she trusted Meat Loaf in revealing her illness.

Times past, I would insert her tampon and inject her with her monthly birth control shot as to prevent her natural wh*re tendencies from placing her with another nino. It did not work considering she had a third child within the past 12-months.

"Zingadoon," I like the poetry of your question.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]She had several white bumps with puss in her a*s crack! It looked nasty!
She had a few more between the a*shole and p*ssy.

She's my associate of years and therefore she trusted Meat Loaf in revealing her illness.

Times past, I would insert her tampon and inject her with her monthly birth control shot as to prevent her natural wh*re tendencies from placing her with another nino. It did not work considering she had a third child within the past 12-months.

"Zingadoon," I like the poetry of your question.[/QUOTE]Live this life too long, without a sense a humor and you wonder what will happen? Look at your Granada Gringos, past their expiration dates, spindly or bloated, crawling into the happy hour light of their day redeemed through alcohol and grade 'D' ho's. Keep your stable always restocked with top quality.

[QUOTE=Zingadoon]Live this life too long, without a sense a humor and you wonder what will happen? Look at your Granada Gringos, past their expiration dates, spindly or bloated, crawling into the happy hour light of their day redeemed through alcohol and grade 'D' ho's. Keep your stable always restocked with top quality.[/QUOTE]

That is Granada, Nicaragua, Central America, in a nuttshell.

They do keep their stables stocked but with more-and-more Grade "F" and Grade "D" hoes.

Great banter "Zingadoon."

My reliable sources tell me that Good Times is supposed to reopen on April 20th. I have heard two reasons for its closing. One is that they were shut down for not paying their "taxes". And the other is that they were busted for selling coke out of their back door !

[QUOTE=Noguera]My reliable sources tell me that Good Times is supposed to reopen on April 20th. I have heard two reasons for its closing. One is that they were shut down for not paying their "taxes". And the other is that they were busted for selling coke out of their back door ![/QUOTE]

Surprise, surprise .... Good Times did not open tonight. As a matter of fact, not any movement whatsoever outside of it. Nicaragua ... what a country !!!

So there she was, after a weeks worth of work, off to the University for classes all day Saturday.

Three of Managuas finest jumped her, took her to the ground, pulling at her purse. She clung on tight. Two pulled out knives, saying give us the purse or we'll stab you. "Go on and stab me then" she says. They begin kicking the sh*t out of her. Black and blue all over this thing. They snactched her earrings and necklace, leaving a huge gash from the degenerates fingernail along her chest.

Have to say, her moans and groans are very erotic, as are her slow aching movements. Very erotic. Very very very. If I touch her too firmly, out comes an ' Ooouucch! '. Man, it's sexy as he*l.

She's taking it well, her first time jumped. The neighbor was so accustomed to events as this that she was hardly concerned. Another friend of hers said it was her fault. She called her Mom in Leon, didn't even mention it.

Saw a guy get beaten to an inch of his life a couple of weeks ago at Huembes. Punchline: He likely deserved it.

So, I give my gal flowers at her work. Walking back, down Carretera Masaya, I stop in at La Pasadita for some chow and a liter of medicine. A pal is in there. I tell him the story. Well, he was robbed a year ago, fought as well, they stabbed him in the back, puncturing his lung, he almost died. December a couple of dudes on a moto tried to snatch his wifes purse, she held, they stopped, got off, pulled knives too. She gave the purse.

A neighbor was robbed recently at gunpoint, a cutiepie schoolkid neighbor was assaulted, 3 gals I know had their cellphones stolen in the last month or so, another her purse snatched.

Now that's local pride for ya, swing those FSLN flags now, be proud.

Sure do miss that place.

Give it time. What can possibly open there again, other than a stripclub or Bible class?

Gimme the stripclub bebe.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]So there she was, after a weeks worth of work, off to the University for classes all day Saturday.

Three of Managuas finest jumped her, took her to the ground, pulling at her purse. She clung on tight. Two pulled out knives, saying give us the purse or we'll stab you. "Go on and stab me then" she says. They begin kicking the sh*t out of her. Black and blue all over this thing. They snactched her earrings and necklace, leaving a huge gash from the degenerates fingernail along her chest.

Have to say, her moans and groans are very erotic, as are her slow aching movements. Very erotic. Very very very. If I touch her too firmly, out comes an ' Ooouucch! '. Man, it's sexy as he*l.

She's taking it well, her first time jumped. The neighbor was so accustomed to events as this that she was hardly concerned. Another friend of hers said it was her fault. She called her Mom in Leon, didn't even mention it.

Saw a guy get beaten to an inch of his life a couple of weeks ago at Huembes. Punchline: He likely deserved it.

So, I give my gal flowers at her work. Walking back, down Carretera Masaya, I stop in at La Pasadita for some chow and a liter of medicine. A pal is in there. I tell him the story. Well, he was robbed a year ago, fought as well, they stabbed him in the back, puncturing his lung, he almost died. December a couple of dudes on a moto tried to snatch his wifes purse, she held, they stopped, got off, pulled knives too. She gave the purse.

A neighbor was robbed recently at gunpoint, a cutiepie schoolkid neighbor was assaulted, 3 gals I know had their cellphones stolen in the last month or so, another her purse snatched.

Now that's local pride for ya, swing those FSLN flags now, be proud.[/QUOTE]

This portrayal of Nicaragua is just not right !!!!!! Granted, these things do happen. They happen everywhere. But your posting makes it seem that this is the “real” Nicaragua. And it is not. If you are wanting to scare other guys away, well this is sure the way to do it. However, if you want to give a “real” picture of this country stop this crap!

I have both lived in Managua and worked there for more than a decade. Sure, I may have been lucky … but I have never been mugged or robbed. Can’t say the same for my time here in the US though! Most recently, I was in Nicaragua two months ago for a 10 day business trip. I spent my early evenings at Club Ladies, Fenix, Salvadoreña2, Bar Azul; and later in the evenings at Vale Todo and Club Cueto (ugh!). Not the best parts of town, but I have survived for 10 years in these places. My personal time is spent in three of the toughest, worst barrios in the city, Villa Venezuela, Carlos Marx and La Chureca. These are bad, not nice places. But then again, I don’t get out and casually stroll these hoods at 3:00 a.m. And I am careful when in the tough parts of town even during the day.

So don’t give the impression that it is the norm in Nicaragua to be mugged, knifed and attacked. It is not. But these things happen if you are stupid in what you do. Sure, the barrio folks have no choice in how they get around, and consequently they are the recipients of more street crime than anyone. But give a more accurate picture of reality.

I have known Nicaragua since 1985. Wasn't carrying water bottles, a novel, or wearing sandals in filthy clothing either.

She got beaten to a pulp. She is a woman...

The scum that did this need poison, that's all I'm saying.

I respect the average Nica; a very friendly and courteous bunch. You will not hear me talking bad about Nicas. Every second woman is a desire, naturally sexy and very cultured.

But alot of degenerates are on the hunt, especially at night. You cannot deny it, and if you do, you are either a liar or a novice with smile.

Her attack occured Saturday morning.

I don't wish to get into a shouting match, but the stories I can tell are almost endless. Managua is a very dangerous place.

9 de 10 people, I adore. I often wish I was 30 again, born Nica, and never aged beyond 30. That 1 in 10 however, cause alot of problems.

Watching your back means turning around and looking every 20 meters. Sometimes it helps if the degenerate criminals knows you know.

Cargando yo.

It's all those dang Swiss types causing the problems!

If not them, it's the *&$% Canadians!

[QUOTE=Noguera]This portrayal of Nicaragua is just not right !!!!!! Granted, these things do happen. They happen everywhere. But your posting makes it seem that this is the “real” Nicaragua. And it is not. If you are wanting to scare other guys away, well this is sure the way to do it. However, if you want to give a “real” picture of this country stop this crap!

I have both lived in Managua and worked there for more than a decade. Sure, I may have been lucky … but I have never been mugged or robbed. Can’t say the same for my time here in the US though! Most recently, I was in Nicaragua two months ago for a 10 day business trip. Not the best parts of town, but I have survived for 10 years in these places. My personal time is spent in three of the toughest, worst barrios in the city, Villa Venezuela, Carlos Marx and La Chureca. These are bad, not nice places. But then again, I don’t get out and casually stroll these hoods at 3:00 a.m. And I am careful when in the tough parts of town even during the day.

So don’t give the impression that it is the norm in Nicaragua to be mugged, knifed and attacked. It is not. But these things happen if you are stupid in what you do. Sure, the barrio folks have no choice in how they get around, and consequently they are the recipients of more street crime than anyone. But give a more accurate picture of reality.[/QUOTE]

Noguera,

"Blunt Force Trauma" is correct in his postings.

These Nicas talk about being victimized by crime on a frequent basis. They are always talking about, "me robaron." Cell phones, clothing, shoes, vehicles, etcetera.

You will always hear about someone being a victim to crime in Nicaragua! The citizens are the ones telling you that they were victimized: Your "friends" will admit when and where they became a victim to crime.

Crime happens daily and it is just a matter of time before the crime will come your direction.

White people make easier and more lucrative targets, but they don't care. They rob from anyone, but at least the white people have something to take. They steal from anybody and it may be your neighbor or "friend" that will steal from you.

I have to side with "BFT" on this argument, "Noguera."

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]I don't wish to get into a shouting match, but the stories I can tell are almost endless. Managua is a very dangerous place.

Watching your back means turning around and looking every 20 meters. Sometimes it helps if the degenerate criminals knows you know.
[/QUOTE]
Managua is a dangerous place! FACT.

Every 8 - 10 seconds one should check their back.

One should change sides of the street frequently and when approaching more than 2 individuals grouped together.

One should carry a knife and / or handgun.

One should act with a sense of familiarity when walking these streets.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma] Managua is a very dangerous place.

That 1 in 10 however, cause alot of problems.

Watching your back means turning around and looking every 20 meters. Sometimes it helps if the degenerate criminals knows you know.

Cargando yo.

It's all those dang Swiss types causing the problems!

If not them, it's the *&$% Canadians![/QUOTE]I am Canadian and I am not certainly stupid! I lived in Leon for more than 2 months, walked the streets any time of the day or night but I was CAREFUL.

I never had any problem but I could see where I needed to be extra careful.

Canadians are NOT stupid but simply ignorant of the dangers around.

One Nica lawyer, the husband of a female dentist, has been robbed of his cell phone, money and other valuables travelling during the day between Matagalpa and Managua.

His wife, the dentist, was robbed of her cell phone and purse in Managua.

Yes, Managua and generally Nicaragua can be dangerous.

But Canadians are no more stupid than American gringos.

[QUOTE=Victorn]I am Canadian and I am not certainly stupid! I lived in Leon for more than 2 months, walked the streets any time of the day or night but I was CAREFUL.

I never had any problem but I could see where I needed to be extra careful.

Canadians are NOT stupid but simply ignorant of the dangers around.

One Nica lawyer, the husband of a female dentist, has been robbed of his cell phone, money and other valuables travelling during the day between Matagalpa and Managua.

His wife, the dentist, was robbed of her cell phone and purse in Managua.

Yes, Managua and generally Nicaragua can be dangerous.

But Canadians are no more stupid than American gringos.[/QUOTE]
Canadians are more cultured than USA and they travel more.

Canadian stronghold is San Juan del Sur where they even have a hockey league.

F*ck the noise, shoot their a*s!

We're North Americans: We're Americans and we shoot, kill, and will / do steal your sh*t. Hook or crook, but whichever we choose will result in the obtainment of another's property.

Get your gun permit and walk these streets ready to "split a wig."

Don't use your gun like a Nica and shoot into the air. Use your gun like an American and shoot that motherf*cker.

Let the judge and jury worry about the reason: Don't let your palmbearers decide for you.

There is 0% police assistance: Safety is a personal matter and concern.

Get drunk off that guado; tote your gun around the country; f*ck hoes for US $8 per polvo; and shoot a guey if they get out of line.

If you are not ready nor prepared to die everyday that you arise, then don't come to Nicaragua. In fact, go hibernate 'cause eres carne molida. It's called, "heart." To arrive here you had to have been successful in your home country: To SURVIVE here you must be successful in the protection of your person and property.

Wild, Wild West is Nicaragua!

Ice Cube, "Today was a Good Day": [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ[/URL]

I was merely being sarcastic in my humor. Canadians are some of the greatest of peoples. Unless, of course, the come from Quebec!

Due to open April 30th, at 6:00 pm

C200 door charge, though 150 goes to drink credit

No more daytime activity, it'll be a regularly occurring 6:00 pm opening

Word comes from a most very reliable source

GT phone: 2248 1614

While conducting international business activities in Managua, I made a "pit stop." Focused on some "real sh*t," my demeanor was "a typical." Nonetheless, I tried to squeeze out a few balas.

La Costena is cute and dark like me. She has meat tambien.

We entered el cuarto so I could receive una chupada. She's an exhibitionist. She commented on how Meat Loaf is the "real deal." She was confused into thinking that "grown man d*ck" shoots loads quick: She is accustom to "rookies" shooting their loads from excitement.

She can ride some d*ck. I commented that she's been f*cking a lot on the Atlantic Coast side of the country. Proudly she stated, "yes!"

Black P*ssy Confidence!

I'll attempt to "break her in" as she needs the guidance of Meat Loaf.

La segunda puta is another thick hoe. She's cute.

This zorra has several placas and a tongue ring! I love easy advertising.

The p*ssy is stellar She gave a good blowjob; masturbated for Meat Loaf; and provided 3 platos.

I get down: Tossed salads; dining at the "Y"; 69; toe sucking; and other activities were performed. And she returned the favor.

"Top Flight B*tch," ella es.

Both cluckers know of Meat Loaf's reputation and stamina: Salemanship is required to put these hoes "on program." Will Meat Loaf go through the effort of "selling" a b*tch or take the easy rode and f*ck another hoe with less fight?

I don't know.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]Due to open April 30th, at 6:00 pm

C200 door charge, though 150 goes to drink credit

No more daytime activity, it'll be a regularly occurring 6:00 pm opening

Word comes from a most very reliable source

GT phone: 2248 1614[/QUOTE]

They had the lights on and the food vendors in front!

Went to MGA to purchase my congas and visit the thick hoe with placas and a tongue piercing.

We spoke for a few hours on how I wanted to "turn her out." She's game for the "turn out."

I visited a few other hoes and f*cked a fat hoe. I use to like the fat hoe, but it is way too much work. She serves 3 platos, but only with strength. The b*tch is trying to make it a habit of hustling Meat Loaf for her taxi fare of C $50, but I aint no bobo.

We talked about how she beat-up a fellow "ho-worker" in Bello Horizonte. The loser / victim is walking around the country will black eyes that resemble an owl. Whoo.

Nonetheless, we banged.

Another Black from the Costa commented on how I lost weight. Everyone in MGA is saying that I lost weight since last year. I have. Why? Easy living with servants pouring my beer and making my mojitos 24 / 7.

I went to the store and bought my LP Giovanni Congas for US $1,200. At the store, the salesperson told me the price; I went into my wallet for retrieval; and held the money in my hand. He held his hand in wait: Chico, where is my receipt? How do I know that you work here? Everyone laughed and applauded Meat Loaf for not being a bobo and giving caulquier chavo US $1,200.

With congas in hands, I went to the putaria and drank Flor de Cana. I played salsa in the "rocanola." I played the congas for a few hours in the wh*rehouse. The hoes got excited for they haven't witnessed this depth in Meat Loaf before.

Everyone loves "papi chulo" y every mujer desean un chivo como yo!

Spring time last year I was in Managua for a quick visit. One afternoon I was passing by and went inside Good Times to assess chica quality daytime. I discovered then that the business also had guest rooms on the second floor. Stair to the second floor located at the far end of the bar away from the main entrance. Mostly some of the hoes from out of town working in the Cabaret rented the rooms as living quarters. But the rooms where open to anyone. So there you have it, the Good Times Cabaret and Hotel. Or as the hoes would write and pronounce in Spanish: Gud Tai.

As I entered the establishment, next to the stair leading to second floor was an English speaking ebony young professional male resembling one of those characters that become legends themselves. He had the look of a living legend already. Someone like Sheriff Woody Pride. I assumed he was a guest staying at the hotel. I needed to move on pressed by time and did not make contact with him. Maybe he was the mirror image of a member in this forum. He was surrounded by three of four hoes who recently woke up from their night shift. There were not other clients except me and him. More hoes were sitting in the dark area leading to the customer's bathroom. Most of the day shift was really sad in nature. Also, the bald bartender was there. Music was playing. I checked the place for about five minutes and then exited to continue my day plan. I was wondering if the young professional inside could also be Batman or Robin. All he needed was a cape and mask to slide on the bat-pole from the second floor down to main stage. No need for stairs. Holy macaroni.

As I stepped outside, the Sun was very bright and hot. There were 2 horses with carts standing in front of Salvadorenho. Both sides of the main road were dusty. The façade of buildings around seems from the 19 century. The side street where I parked was empty. The whole thing looked like a stage from "The Wild Wild West" or "Gunsmoke" with an eerie feeling. Panic was sinking and I was sweating. It was becoming surreal. At last, some distance away, I heard the guard from Cuetos in loud voice saying: "Chele, Chele, regresa en la noche". First time in my life I was called Chele. I walked fast toward my rental car, jumped in it and left.

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[QUOTE=Darien]Spring time last year I was in Managua for a quick visit. One afternoon I was passing by and went inside Good Times to assess chica quality daytime. I discovered then that the business also had guest rooms on the second floor. Stair to the second floor located at the far end of the bar away from the main entrance. Mostly some of the hoes from out of town working in the Cabaret rented the rooms as living quarters. But the rooms where open to anyone. So there you have it, the Good Times Cabaret and Hotel. Or as the hoes would write and pronounce in Spanish: Gud Tai.

As I entered the establishment, next to the stair leading to second floor was an English speaking ebony young professional male resembling one of those characters that become legends themselves. He had the look of a living legend already. Someone like Sheriff Woody Pride. I assumed he was a guest staying at the hotel. I needed to move on pressed by time and did not make contact with him. Maybe he was the mirror image of a member in this forum. He was surrounded by three of four hoes who recently woke up from their night shift. There were not other clients except me and him. More hoes were sitting in the dark area leading to the customer's bathroom. Most of the day shift was really sad in nature. Also, the bald bartender was there. Music was playing. I checked the place for about five minutes and then exited to continue my day plan. I was wondering if the young professional inside could also be Batman or Robin. All he needed was a cape and mask to slide on the bat-pole from the second floor down to main stage. No need for stairs. Holy macaroni.

As I stepped outside, the Sun was very bright and hot. There were 2 horses with carts standing in front of Salvadorenho. Both sides of the main road were dusty. The façade of buildings around seems from the 19 century. The side street where I parked was empty. The whole thing looked like a stage from "The Wild Wild West" or "Gunsmoke" with an eerie feeling. Panic was sinking and I was sweating. It was becoming surreal. At last, some distance away, I heard the guard from Cuetos in loud voice saying: "Chele, Chele, regresa en la noche". First time in my life I was called Chele. I walked fast toward my rental car, jumped in it and left.

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Considering that I have a intimate relationship with administrators, worldwide, I don't know if any of this posting information is true.

1. Good Times is a nightime locale that bangs the strip club atmosphere until the sunlight, how can they offer hotel services? Familiar faces that are "big spenders" can be seen passed out on the sofa, possibly.

2. You can spend as many hours in a bedroom as one likes if they keep purchasing the p*ssy and bedroom per hour.

3. If a customer is a familiar face then you may be able to get a discount on multiple p*ssy rentals.

4. Access to the upstairs is US $200. The upstairs if for VIPs.

In summary, the information scribe earlier is extremely suspect to Meat Loaf and being that I know every wh*re and administrator in MGA, make Meat Loaf know fact and not fiction.

It is a fact that Good Times Cabaret last year was open during daytime afternoon hours (after 1:00 pm). Based on his response, it is obvious that Meatloaf was not the ebony young professional that date at Good Times. Cueto, on the other hand, was always closed during daytime. El Salvadorehno, a regular "casa de visitas", was open daytime also.

Meatloaf maybe could use his resources locally in MGA to verify that Good Times Cabaret was indeed open during afternoon hours last year. There was not VIP section that I know at Good Times. Good Times was not a high end establishment like the three venues in Carretera Masaya (Ellite being one of them). The highest fee I ever heard at Good Times for TLN with the best looking chica in the cabaret was for sure under US$200. Maybe the owners could verify the information for you. Not sure about that given the legal issues they are going thru now. Your are local, I am not. I have not heard any news about Good Times being open again after it was closed by local authorities.

I am a bit confused by Meatloaf comments on the anecdote. As far as I know, many nude Cabarets in the USA are open during daytime afternoon hours. So the fact that Good Times was open during daytime hours should not be surprising or doubtful. There were plenty of hoes working the day shift in Good Times. The business during daytime hours was probably usually very slow compared to nighttime, a good reason why Cuetos across the side street did not open until evening hours. I will restrain from posting again in the Nica forum until Meatloaf is able to rectify his comments on the anecdote. Whether he does that or not is up to him. He is a high frequency writer on Nica. I am a transient passer.

Last, I will only say, the anecdote is not fiction.

Regards,

Darien

[QUOTE=Darien]It is a fact that Good Times Cabaret last year was open during daytime afternoon hours (after 1:00 pm). Based on his response, it is obvious that Meatloaf was not the ebony young professional that date at Good Times. Cueto, on the other hand, was always closed during daytime. El Salvadorehno, a regular "casa de visitas", was open daytime also.

Meatloaf maybe could use his resources locally in MGA to verify that Good Times Cabaret was indeed open during afternoon hours last year. There was not VIP section that I know at Good Times. Good Times was not a high end establishment like the three venues in Carretera Masaya (Ellite being one of them). The highest fee I ever heard at Good Times for TLN with the best looking chica in the cabaret was for sure under US$200. Maybe the owners could verify the information for you. Not sure about that given the legal issues they are going thru now. Your are local, I am not. I have not heard any news about Good Times being open again after it was closed by local authorities.

I am a bit confused by Meatloaf comments on the anecdote. As far as I know, many nude Cabarets in the USA are open during daytime afternoon hours. So the fact that Good Times was open during daytime hours should not be surprising or doubtful. There were plenty of hoes working the day shift in Good Times. The business during daytime hours was probably usually very slow compared to nighttime, a good reason why Cuetos across the side street did not open until evening hours. I will restrain from posting again in the Nica forum until Meatloaf is able to rectify his comments on the anecdote. Whether he does that or not is up to him. He is a high frequency writer on Nica. I am a transient passer.

Last, I will only say, the anecdote is not fiction.

Regards,

Darien[/QUOTE]

1. Good Times was a 24-hour location for about 1.5 years, after a few years of almost being an 18-hour location. At first it was an outdoor cantina and then it was re-designed and made into a two-story aire conditioned strip club. That lasted for about 1-year and then it got shut down. It's been closed for almost 9 - 12 months.

2. You didn't know about the VIP 'cause you were not spending enough money! And you are not an "insider."

Yes.

1st time visiting Mercado Israel, needed some tubing and a meal. Go walkin' around. Just adjacent to the market area, southside, where lotsa 18-wheelers are junked and parked, is a 130 Cordoba local, beers for 15. My kinda place. Chick on the side was carrying some feisty tetas, playing like a little kid with her local beau. I see 8 months girl frente main door, legs spread out. 'lil hussy. I buy a beer, spend 30 minutes. Goin' back manana. This is intergenerational baby!

Thank you Meat Loaf for the historical observation describing the life and former business hours at Good Times. I agree with you that I was not spending big money and that I am not an insider in Nica or anywhere else as a matter of fact.

The date of the anecdote on Good Times, I saw the ebony young professional going upstairs. So I asked one of the workers what they had on the second floor. The worker told me that the young professional was going to his room and that they had guest rooms. That some of the chicas working in the Cabaret rented the rooms. I did not think that was unusual or uncommon in a third world country. Upon reflecting on your feedback, it is possible that I misunderstood what the worker said to me. I did not have time to get details and did not ask. Therefore, the best I can say is that I never went to the second floor to check with my own eyes if they had a VIP room, guest rooms, a combination of both or something else. The other thing that is true is that chicas would go to the second floor and slide down the bat-pole to the main stage when it was their turn to dance.

Lesson learned: next time I will confirm the information with my own eyes before posting.

Regards,

Darien

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]Yes.

1st time visiting Mercado Israel, needed some tubing and a meal. Go walkin' around. Just adjacent to the market area, southside, where lotsa 18-wheelers are junked and parked, is a 130 Cordoba local, beers for 15. My kinda place. Chick on the side was carrying some feisty tetas, playing like a little kid with her local beau. I see 8 months girl frente main door, legs spread out. 'lil hussy. I buy a beer, spend 30 minutes. Goin' back manana. This is intergenerational baby![/QUOTE]
I like banging pregnant hoes!

Let someone else pay for the p*ssy and deal with the child support payment. I'll just shoot raw dogg loads into her gutts.

I like those years after birth when the titties are swole with sweet, warm breast milk.

I banged more pregnant hoes in Mexico than I have in Nicaragua.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]Yes.

1st time visiting Mercado Israel, needed some tubing and a meal. Go walkin' around. Just adjacent to the market area, southside, where lotsa 18-wheelers are junked and parked, is a 130 Cordoba local, beers for 15. My kinda place. Chick on the side was carrying some feisty tetas, playing like a little kid with her local beau. I see 8 months girl frente main door, legs spread out. 'lil hussy. I buy a beer, spend 30 minutes. Goin' back manana. This is intergenerational baby![/QUOTE]
Met a pregnant hoe the other day and f*cked her. The baby's daddy is her un-employed "husband" who lives with her at her father's home.

She a real sl*t, but dumb like the rest! And don't forget about the caballos that support them are even dumber.

Was at the "hoe house" when the franchise known as "Gallo mas Gallo" entered in uniform. They came into the "hoe house" to issue the hoes credit so they could purchase bullsh*t items. They signed-up four (4) prostitutes.

No shame: Hardcore business tactics as I like and practice.

Encourage these hoes to keep selling p*ssy and sucking d*ck to satisfy their debt payment created at the "hoe house." That's hardcore.

What's worse is that these hoes consider selling p*ssy a job. What's worse is that these hoes are buying bullsh*t products on credit. Shampoo, soap, cell phone, and electronics.

Issuing credit at the wh*rehouse: I guess that prostitution is a victimless act.

Can't wait until this chubby preg is breastfeeding. Gonna be walkin' in thirsty regularly for that leche dulce. mmm mmm. Gawd I havta pat myself on the back sometimes I'm so degenerate.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Was at the "hoe house" when the franchise known as "Gallo mas Gallo" entered in uniform. They came into the "hoe house" to issue the hoes credit so they could purchase bullsh*t items. They signed-up four (4) prostitutes.

No shame: Hardcore business tactics as I like and practice.

Encourage these hoes to keep selling p*ssy and sucking d*ck to satisfy their debt payment created at the "hoe house." That's hardcore.

What's worse is that these hoes consider selling p*ssy a job. What's worse is that these hoes are buying bullsh*t products on credit. Shampoo, soap, cell phone, and electronics.

Issuing credit at the wh*rehouse: I guess that prostitution is a victimless act.[/QUOTE]
They came back for more blood!

I told them that I had a complaint on their business practices at the wh*rehouse. I told them that thanks to their issuance of credit, I am guaranteed to have p*ssy sales for quite some time to come and thanks.

They laughed and said that is their strategy too! The who*res to whom they sell this bullsh*t will / do give them p*ssy in an attempt to not get the item reposessed, but these guys work on commission so they are powerless but get all of the rewards.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Met a pregnant hoe the other day and f*cked her. The baby's daddy is her un-employed "husband" who lives with her at her father's home.

She a real sl*t, but dumb like the rest! And don't forget about the caballos that support them are even dumber.[/QUOTE]
As I've said before, they are undependable.

Called the hoe for some home delivery. She wanted to play dumb. Had to talk to her mother and she wanted to know how did I meet her daughter. Obviously, I'm f*cking your daughter if she's pregnant and I'm calling. Nonetheless, they are dumb.

How do I look chasing a pregnant b*tch about to have 2-children when I'm G8 and have so much to loose and offer?

1-and-Done: If you f*ck-up with me one (1) time, then your opportunities are permanently closed.

Damn, and she was a (1) good f*ck, (2) great d*ck sucker, (3) has some phat / fat p*ssy lips, (4) takes anal, and (5) imitates porn stars of today.

1-and-Done or else I would be a caballo like you, ISG Lurkers.

Don't hate the player, hate the game!

Hoes get upset at Meat Loaf 'cause I have the deepest pockets and therefore buy the most p*ssy. While the competition attempts to "wed" 1-sex provider, I taste all of the sex-workers. To Meat Loaf it is simply a buffet: To others, they seek a la carte.

The same hoes that get upset at Meat Loaf still provide Meat Loaf 3 platos when instructed.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]Can't wait until this chubby preg is breastfeeding. Gonna be walkin' in thirsty regularly for that leche dulce. mmm mmm. Gawd I havta pat myself on the back sometimes I'm so degenerate.[/QUOTE]
I like that chubby, juicy p*ssy, with breast milk too!

I like it when the shoulders are juicy and I can squeeze them like mellons. Or when the inner-thigh has so much meat that you can wave it like the American flag. Or when you slap their a*s it waves over to the other cheek.

Fat hoes are under-rated and that's usually because the evaluator is fat himself! Do some exercise fat 50 - 60 year old Gringo.

Last year I was in MGA and visited Good Times (GT), Cuetos, Elite, etc. For big spender visitors, I would stick with the three high end venues in carretera Masaya instead of driving at night the treacherous segment between Metrocentro and GT. The first two days I tried to do that, I turned back and did not make it to GT because the road was too scary. It was like driving in no man’s land and no traffic on sight. In one occasion, a female police officer working with her platoon stopped me to check for documents. She told me that I should not be driving at night on that road. She said the area was dangerous. She asked me where I was going and said that I made an illegal turn. I was nervous and sweating. If I did not act properly, she could take my driver license away and never get it back for about 10 days (a nightmare if you are leaving the country sooner). She was decent looking and in her uniform she looked tempting. I treated her with respect and courtesy. I even let her know with my eyes that I was willing to do get intimate with her. She smiled back and reciprocated letting me go without shelling out the customary C$200 propina. As a consolation price, I went to Matrix by the Holiday Inn in carretera Masaya. The next day I found a wingman to ride with me and made it to GT and Cuetos.

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So the pregnant girl got turned out!

I wrecked shop on the hoe with a "true professional." The "pro" ate the girl like the last supper with Jesus.

My d*ck went soft from the intensity: I could have used some ISG Senior Member assistance, but you lane a*s b*tches are never present when Meat Loaf is served. Where you at?

The pregnant b*tches got served like a meal at Ruth Chris!

She dined at the "Y" like the Village People.

We, the 3 of us, f*cked for a good 90-minutes with Meat Loaf shooting nobody; and the hoes shooting each other.

More p*ssy than d*ck on this day, but not to be failed again.

Viagra = US $2 for 100 mg.

Visiting Managua in a week and am interested to hear what action is available in the casinos. Going to be at the Camino Real and will be going to their casino and maybe a few others. I tend to find that the girls are upscale (maybe a bit pricier. That's ok too if the service is upscale).

I read so much here about Meatloaf's exploits and the yada-yada about getting a girl for the long term. I really need to know what luck ya'll have had in the hotels and casinos. Are the dealers game? Cocktail waitresses too? Can the doorman get a hookup at one of these better hotels?

I had much luck in El Salvador and Honduras with doormen at like the Princess, Holiday Inn and Crown Plaza. $10 placed in the right hand pays big dividends.

So, please share your successes (or failures) either way.

Gracias

Any one have a reliable update on the status of Good Times?

Sitrep: Good Times.

Due to open April 30th, at 6:00 pm.

C200 door charge, though 150 goes to drink credit.

No more daytime activity, it'll be a regularly occurring 6:00 pm opening.

Word comes from a most very reliable source.

GT phone: 2248 1614

Good Times opens at 6 p.m.

The same staff and ownership.

The same ambiance and prices.

So, I was at the Camino Real last week. I went to the Pharoahs casino while there and met with a chica that was quite friendly. I noticed that she was a local with money so my first thought was that she was there with her gringo boyfriend.

It turns out that she was extremely friendly and sat next to me at the roulette table. Kept rubbing legs and pressing body parts up against me. About an hour later, older guy came over to introduce himself and asked if the girl was bothering me. I politely said "no". He began to tell me about the situation. Turns out he is 70 and she is 24. He met her sweeping floors at a barbershop and took her home. He was with her for about four months. Says she was not typical and hasn't tried to "milk" him to support the whole family. He was feeding her $100 bills.

Anyway, the next night was interesting. I went to the casino and played some cards for a couple hours and got tired about 10pm. Went to my room and relaxed a bit afterwards before heading back for more. At around midnight, I walked out of my room and just about ran into a young woman walking down the hallway. She was dressed in black mini skirt, nice rack, heels and great looking ass. We exchanged small talk and I asked her why she was leaving so soon. She replied with "why should I stay" and I asked her to come to my room. After a bit of small talk and she said she would do so for $40. Agreed. Got to the room and she stripped down. Incredible body, 34b and a great firm ass. Says she was a dancer and 24. After some questioning, she then told me she was 19. Things were very firm. I accepted the average of 21. Well trimmed and playfull with full finger insertion. A bit of a naughty girl. Great oral, and more than willing to try any position. Gave me her number and after an hour she left. Will definately repeat.

I just tried to PM you and you do not receive PM's. How can I contact you regarding contact information for the young lady you ran into in the hall of the Camino Real? Can you contact me by email at d.monaghan(at)comcast(dot)com?

Than those in Managua.

Problem: So many are half my age!

After a disappointing trip to my North American city of residence, Cd. Juarez, Chihuahaua, Mexico, I was ready to attack some vichos. Therefore, I took ate a tablet and ended up "stroking out" 4 chavas within 6 hours!

P*ssy #1 was community service, but her enthusiastic yet poor oral skills were a pleasant sight. The body was slop!

P*ssy #2 is "some good p*ssy" with a gelatin-like a*s, strong oral presentation and interest, and a p*ssy that "can take a lickin' and keep on tickin', " like Timex. Balls Deep! Is someone at the door 'cause I keep hearing this knocking sound?

She tapped out.

P*ssy #3 is a real d*ck sucker, but since this was a first f*ck she was more concerned with playing games and not being herself, "a true d*ck sucker. " The body is slop!

P*ssy #4 is fun and nice change of pace. Putting that b*tch in check produce mediocre p*ssy, but she too tapped out.

Some hand-jobs and finger f*cking were also held.

Simple batting practice for Meat Loaf: These sloppy hoes have to' go. Then again, this is Nicaragua and all of the p*ssy is slop at age 19 after their first baby. Stretch marks, beer and pot bellies resembling kangaroos, and an empty mind are the p*ssies on the shelf.

How's the p*ssy in your area?

Have not heard any updates since Good Times reopened in April. How is it? What are the hours? Pricing? Are the girls any good? Would love an update.

Also, what about the old Vale Todo? It has a new name. What are its girls like and their pricing?

Just looking for some options these days.

Sorry about this guys ... I am being a total space cadet. I re-asked my own questions from below, without paying attention. I know ... RTFF ... my bad!

BFT, thanks for the entry fees and prices, and Loaf, the opening hours.

Can anyone share as to the quality of the women. A year ago they were pretty good. What does an hour in the back room cost?

Same questions for the "new" Vale Todo, or Girls Girls Girls, or whatever it is now called?

Dear All brothers,

as I am coming to Managua this thursday , so I am in need your urgent advises which hotel is prefereably good to us for being girl friendly, near to the mongering site such as : GOOD TIMES, Club Fenix ETC.

As I am on a business trip and would prefer for a bit good hotel to preven look down by business counter parts, I wonder if hotel Intercontinental or Hotel Hilton Princess are on the list as to above cirteria?

Please give responses as quick as possible as I am going to let my business counterpart do the recervation for me.

Cheers,


MD

[QUOTE=Macho Dik]Dear All brothers,

as I am coming to Managua this thursday , so I am in need your urgent advises which hotel is prefereably good to us for being girl friendly, near to the mongering site such as : GOOD TIMES, Club Fenix ETC.

As I am on a business trip and would prefer for a bit good hotel to preven look down by business counter parts, I wonder if hotel Intercontinental or Hotel Hilton Princess are on the list as to above cirteria?

Cheers,

MD[/QUOTE]

Brandt's Bed and Breakfast: Inexpensive, in a quiet, safe neighborhood, around the corner from the pirate-themed bar, and a 3 minute walk to MetroCentro, the two hotels you mentioned, two blocks from Carreterra Masaya, and a kilometer from Fenix. Chica friendly, just don't bring in a loud, drunk, obnoxious, obvious street girl. If you are trying to keep your coworkers from knowing about your night time activities, you can park them in one of those 5 star hotels on Masaya, be close enough to work with them, but far enough away they wont see you pulling up in a cab with two chicas.

On the other side of Masaya, between the MetroCentro and Fenix/Kelly Tires/Llantas Kelly, is the Hotel Cristo Rey. Up one block from the Rotunda Cristo Rey, it is a modest hotel, but it is a mile closer to Good Times.

Stayed at both. When I am not on the company's dime, I choose either one. In the $35-48 a night range. Both come with free breakfast.

[QUOTE=Iguana Six]Brandt's Bed and Breakfast: Inexpensive, in a quiet, safe neighborhood, around the corner from the pirate-themed bar, and a 3 minute walk to MetroCentro, the two hotels you mentioned, two blocks from Carreterra Masaya, and a kilometer from Fenix. Chica friendly, just don't bring in a loud, drunk, obnoxious, obvious street girl. If you are trying to keep your coworkers from knowing about your night time activities, you can park them in one of those 5 star hotels on Masaya, be close enough to work with them, but far enough away they wont see you pulling up in a cab with two chicas.

On the other side of Masaya, between the MetroCentro and Fenix/Kelly Tires/Llantas Kelly, is the Hotel Cristo Rey. Up one block from the Rotunda Cristo Rey, it is a modest hotel, but it is a mile closer to Good Times.

Stayed at both. When I am not on the company's dime, I choose either one. In the $35-48 a night range. Both come with free breakfast.[/QUOTE]

Thanks Iquana six,

some more references from you, how is the payment in good times and club fenix etc around Hotel Intercontinental (my final choice), how much is the entrance fees, how much is the beer for me and for the chicas, how much for the chicas for ST and LT. sorry for so many how much, as this is the first time to monger in Nicaragua. kind of excited with a lot of questions in mind.
Lastly, should I cahnge money to cordobas or simply USD?

Cheers,


MD

Had home-prepped lunch of the local sopa at the large and spacious shack of the twins once again this afternoon. So far I only know intimately one of them, for over a year now, yet the hermana gemela is even sexier to me. Tough to understand anything these two speak as they speak to each other, this is ghetto Managua Nica, barrio San Jose, but such fine gals.

So anyway, I kiss them goodbye, get my way back home. Turn on the local news in silence. Thought what I saw at first was a Gaza Strip thing. Nope, just again the local Hitler. Oops, I mean Sandinista Youth having yet another tempertantrum frente UNI this time. Rock throwing, Molotov cocktails, etc. Then there were the interviews, all of 'them all masked up, looked just like the Arab types who cut heads off.

There are two types of Sandinistas: The good who carried arms prior to 19 de Julio; and the scavengers and punks who joined afterwards. Two different breeds.

BFT out.

Increasingly listo to get my nalgas fuera de este caliente y peligroso jungla nombrado Managua.

Jinotega has good altitude, less or no sweat, much fewer bugs a certainty.

Most women I have met from Matagalpa o Jinotega have been extremely beautiful and extremely cultured. Not knocking the Managua femmes, ellas tambien.

Any comments on Jinotega?

went to good time today, have a girl name noimi, costa rican, she asked for cordobas 400 for in house short time and if I wish to bring her out for overnight, then it is usd 150 till tommorrow morning.

So please advise if this is a normal price or a bit over asking??? please advise.

I also hear from hotel bell boy that diamond club is much higher they said it is usd 170/ short time? is this true or it should be long time.

Need more advise from you guys

Cheers,


Md

[QUOTE=Macho Dik]went to good time today, have a girl name noimi, costa rican, she asked for cordobas 400 for in house short time and if I wish to bring her out for overnight, then it is usd 150 till tommorrow morning.

So please advise if this is a normal price or a bit over asking??? please advise.

I also hear from hotel bell boy that diamond club is much higher they said it is usd 170/ short time? is this true or it should be long time.[/QUOTE]C$400 for 30min at Good Times is on target, can't say anything about overnight.

Diamonds has some very, very attractive women, yet their mission is to milk your azz. US$170 for 30min? Christ, I was quoted something like that also my two trips there a year a go or more. That's why I don't return, even though I am in the area lots. US$170 is a months wage of 6 days a week, 10 hours a day for many people in this town! Try that disco club Matrix across the street and just south of Diamonds. There are always a few hussies in there looking for gringo tourists. If a girl is making eye contact with you and smiling, she's a hooker and she'll sleep with you for $30. Great hamburgers outside, the best in the hemisphere. Go to Alva's cart and tell her that her Gringo friend says hello. There is also ELITE just across from the supermarket ($$$) and also Solid Gold just a bit further south ($$). Plenty of streetwalkers in the area every night. Ask an older cabbie to take you to a local place. There are many homes in residencial neighborhoods that are working girl establishments. One is very close to Good Times, about 5 blocks al lago or so. Man, I know a few but cannot explain directions. These places cost C$120-140 for 30 minutes. Yes, about 7 bucks. There out of be a law.

God Bless 'them.

[QUOTE=Macho Dik]Thanks Iquana six,

some more references from you, how is the payment in good times and club fenix etc around Hotel Intercontinental (my final choice), how much is the entrance fees, how much is the beer for me and for the chicas, how much for the chicas for ST and LT. sorry for so many how much, as this is the first time to monger in Nicaragua. kind of excited with a lot of questions in mind.
Lastly, should I cahnge money to cordobas or simply USD?

Cheers,


MD[/QUOTE]

Change your money to cordobas. There is little/no advantage to dollars. Think of the C20 bill as one dollar, the C100 as five dollars. Put several of thos in your cab money pocket. A few hundred will get you in the clubs, buy drinks. Remember, a short time can be had for C400 or less. This is a very poor country. Jobs are scarce.

Whenever anyone quotes your a price, give them the most incredulous facial expression you can make, arching your eyebrow very high. That usually gets them to come down or explain.

I avoid the three high end (actually two and half) strip clubs on Masaya. Their business model is to wait for the platoon of Japanese millionaires to come in and make their money disappear.

[QUOTE=Macho Dik]went to good time today, have a girl name noimi, costa rican, she asked for cordobas 400 for in house short time and if I wish to bring her out for overnight, then it is usd 150 till tommorrow morning.

So please advise if this is a normal price or a bit over asking??? please advise.

I also hear from hotel bell boy that diamond club is much higher they said it is usd 170/ short time? is this true or it should be long time.

Need more advise from you guys

Cheers,


Md[/QUOTE]


If C400 is getting you an hour, and you Nomi, go for it. It sounds normal to me. The are $100 and $150 TLN girls and I can't figure out the difference. I think the $150 ones dance and therefore, when you barfine them, it means lost revenue for the club?

[QUOTE=Iguana Six]If C400 is getting you an hour, and you Nomi, go for it. It sounds normal to me. The are $100 and $150 TLN girls and I can't figure out the difference. I think the $150 ones dance and therefore, when you barfine them, it means lost revenue for the club?[/QUOTE]


Thanks IS,

I been waiting your response and I belvied you are on line now. one more questions, the usd 150 for TLN (overnight) for the lady has to be prepaid first to the bar? I did not take naomi last night because I am worry that when I paid it first then she will going to have some attitude later or will not honour her stay with me at that night, as the money already paid. so tell me, is this the normal ways to pay the bar before she comes with me at the hotel?

Hope you give me your info at the soonest, as I am leaving Managua tommorrow and I want to enjoy my night with a girl in my room.

How about solid gold and diamond club or club fenix comaparing to Good time

Cheers,


MD

went to Good time Club again last nite. approached by Naoi and have few cerbeza with her, with the same contant moving of her butt against my dick while seatting at the sofa, kissing and licking her "puta clicts" , she keep rubbing my dicks (with pants on). then I told her to move around (so I can focus on other chicas.

I also have a quick sex with masealles, small and nice latina, she loves me licking her puta pussies and come 2 times at a media oras deal. pay cordobas 500, a bit high but thats fine with me.

Hope to have a nice nite again today.

Cheers,


MD

Fennix has raised its prices from 300 per 1/2 hr. Any information on new outfit at old Vale Todo. Any small out of the way places we should know about. Went to Carribbean and had a grand time for 400 for an hr.

I am assuming you are referring to Caribbean Morena? Can someone give exact directions to this "house"? I would like to take it for a test run.

Has anyone been to the new, remodeled Vale Todo within the past 6-12 months? Back in the late 90's the old Vale Todo was still "open air" and one time there was an inch of water covering the floor in a back room with cockroaches doing the backstroke. However ... the girl was really cute so the cockroaches had to fend for themselves !!!

From Rotunda Christo Rey, head South. I'd say about 300 meters North from the Hospital (where this road ends), on the West side of the road. It has a large outdoor patio area along the roadside, yet about 5 feet above the street. The words Caribbean Morena are large and easy to spot.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]From Rotunda Christo Rey, head South. I'd say about 300 meters North from the Hospital (where this road ends), on the West side of the road. It has a large outdoor patio area along the roadside, yet about 5 feet above the street. The words Caribbean Morena are large and easy to spot.[/QUOTE]The owner of Caribbean Morena is a European who resides in Granada and has his wife manage the location. He is a real piece of sh*t person according to many and I never really found him that respectable like other owners around town.

The street is called, "Altamira Calle Principal".

Thanks BFT. I tried sending you a private message but you do not receive PMs.

I know exactly the place of which you speak. I have seen it on several occasions sitting up above the street. I just didn't realize that was the infamous Caribbean Morena.

What is it that is so fun about this place? Are the girls more relaxed and fun-loving? Are there any skinny ones there?

What are its hours of operation? Pricing? Sundays? Any specific girl recommendations? Are they all Bluefields girls?

Thanks again.

You might like to try Bianca--she is slender and from Bluefields. Not very experienced in massage but not in Managua for long--let me know what you think.
Does anyone know anything about the new spot on carretera Masaya near the volcano on the left side heading to Masaya offering masaje?

Have you got any recommendations for Managua?

Yeah, listen, I am a Gringo living on a shoestring down here. My last credit card expired and soon thereafter the bank itself went bankrupt. Trying to roundup $500 to open a local Citibank account. That'll help alot.

Used to live close to CM. I'd walk my way over to Huembes and visit Sandinista girl. Last time I was there though must have been 6 months ago or longer. Pricing is somewhere like 500.

Me, I like Morenas.

I just adore the avg. Nica gal, just so beautiful, unassuming and well-mannered. But I cannot say the place is exclusively Bluefield/Negra types.

Just like everywhere else, the girls come and go.

Visited Fenix last week, all faces were new to me except for one gal who has always been there. Once she cried before me telling me of her life. The gal I went with was just so Nica hot. Gawd so sexy, from Reparto Schick.

Hours of CM dunno.

Have fun on the 19. Tengo una gorra perfecto. Es rojo y negro, y tambien NY Yankee!

[QUOTE=Noguera]I am assuming you are referring to Caribbean Morena? Can someone give exact directions to this "house"? I would like to take it for a test run.

Has anyone been to the new, remodeled Vale Todo within the past 6-12 months? Back in the late 90's the old Vale Todo was still "open air" and one time there was an inch of water covering the floor in a back room with cockroaches doing the backstroke. However. The girl was really cute so the cockroaches had to fend for themselves![/QUOTE]Visited Diamonds old Vale Todo around 2 pm on Saturday. No one in bar but they called a single lady to greet me-chubby with pleasant smile-asked how much? 800 for 1/2 I said no thanks and left. I would like to hear more from others who go at a more active time. Then left and went to Fennix which was hopping with many girls and only 300 for the same 1/2 hr. Who can figure the difference.

[QUOTE=Sunny Boy84]Visited Diamonds old Vale Todo around 2 pm on Saturday. No one in bar but they called a single lady to greet me-chubby with pleasant smile-asked how much? 800 for 1/2 I said no thanks and left. I would like to hear more from others who go at a more active time. Then left and went to Fennix which was hopping with many girls and only 300 for the same 1/2 hr. Who can figure the difference.[/QUOTE]Vale Todo is called Club Girls and was temporarily shut down late last year. Located near Monsenoir Lezcano statue.

Diamonds is on Carretera Masaya along with the other high-end clubs (ie. Diamonds, Red Casino, Golden Times, and another one.)

As recently as a couple of months ago, Diamond Club was the high-end strip club just across Carretera Masaya from MetroCentro. Also, Vale Todo was then called something like Girls Club, or Ladies Club, or Girls Girls Girls. Now, you are saying the old Vale Todo is called Diamonds? Is that correct? You mean the old Vale Todo in Monseñor Lescano … right? You are also saying that Fenix was “hopping” at 3:00 on a Saturday afternoon? With cute girls? Go figure …..

Was at Fenix last Thursday. As I earlier stated, almost entirely all new faces to me as I have not been there for some time. Must have had 10 gals or so early afternoon, most were quite attractive. Take this with a grain of salt, as I adore the Nicas.

Yup, prices upped to C$300 half an hour.

[QUOTE=Noguera]As recently as a couple of months ago, Diamond Club was the high-end strip club just across Carretera Masaya from MetroCentro. Also, Vale Todo was then called something like Girls Club, or Ladies Club, or Girls Girls Girls. Now, you are saying the old Vale Todo is called Diamonds? Is that correct? You mean the old Vale Todo in Monseñor Lescano. Right? You are also saying that Fenix was "hopping" at 3:00 on a Saturday afternoon? With cute girls? Go figure.[/QUOTE]Yes that is correct. Let me know what you encounter should you visit. Any other ideas of places to visit in Mangua, Granada or Masaya? How about San Juan?

All you need to know is Bar Iguanas, frente la playa. Any Fri-Sunday, any hussie eyeing or smiling at a Gringo is a hussie, likely from Managua or elsewhere. They don't even bring money for a room, as they know they'll grab whichever Gringo they prefer. I hate the hippie Gringo types who now infest the town. It was so pure 10+ years ago.

Such a wonderful day.

No friends faces to be posted here, butt this one is doable:

Front 'n center bebe, wearin' the colors! Gawd bless these people.

Just too many stories of violent thefts.

Telling my landlady I'm through. Jinotega next.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]Just too many stories of violent thefts.

Telling my landlady I'm through. Jinotega next.[/QUOTE]Bft,

Even I, the great and mighty Meat Loaf, was affected by the thieves of Nicaragua. Stories of gun fights, shootings, lynchings, armed robberies and other violent acts were documented by Meat Loaf on ISG for 4-years.

Violence in Nicaragua is real and not fabricated! And the easier the mark (ie. Nationality, skin color, possessions), the more violence will come your direction. I lasted for so long without being a victim due to demographics, but living in a Gringo-mansion brought attention and ease for the delicuentes.

Jinotega? That will not last long for it is super boring. You will be running 45-minutes to Matagalpa, everyday. They have brothels in Matagalpa, but that town is boring until the weekend.

In Jinotega you will meet a very prominent Gringo doing "God's Work!"

Good Luck, BFT.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]Yeah, listen, I am a Gringo living on a shoestring down here. My last credit card expired and soon thereafter the bank itself went bankrupt. Trying to roundup $500 to open a local Citibank account. That'll help alot.

Used to live close to CM. I'd walk my way over to Huembes and visit Sandinista girl. Last time I was there though must have been 6 months ago or longer. Pricing is somewhere like 500.

Me, I like Morenas.

I just adore the avg. Nica gal, just so beautiful, unassuming and well-mannered. But I cannot say the place is exclusively Bluefield/Negra types.

Just like everywhere else, the girls come and go.

Visited Fenix last week, all faces were new to me except for one gal who has always been there. Once she cried before me telling me of her life. The gal I went with was just so Nica hot. Gawd so sexy, from Reparto Schick.

Hours of CM dunno.

Have fun on the 19. Tengo una gorra perfecto. Es rojo y negro, y tambien NY Yankee![/QUOTE]A Gringo without a debit or credit card in Nicaragua is living dangerously! For you have 0% resources: This is why a Gringo needs to be active and known in the San Juan del Sur and Granada so that other Gringos can save you when the sh*t hits the fan.

My debit card too expired and it cost me US $1,5000 to go to the USA to acquire a new one. I have 4 separate personal bank accounts so that I will not get caught high-and-dry without access to funds.

[QUOTE=Noguera]As recently as a couple of months ago, Diamond Club was the high-end strip club just across Carretera Masaya from MetroCentro. Also, Vale Todo was then called something like Girls Club, or Ladies Club, or Girls Girls Girls. Now, you are saying the old Vale Todo is called Diamonds? Is that correct? You mean the old Vale Todo in Monseñor Lescano … right? You are also saying that Fenix was “hopping” at 3:00 on a Saturday afternoon? With cute girls? Go figure …..[/QUOTE]

It was renamed "Girls" from Vlae Todo (I) and there was a sort of plaza added with some shitty restaurant and casino and karaoke.

If you are at the big intersection on the way to either Bolonia/Plaza Inter or Price Smart (where the Petronic is and they sell all the birds and iguanas, etc.) you can see the new billboard for it which now now says Hollywood Girls Club Hotel sort of using every word they can think of to attract people. Club Diamond is still where it was and next door to that is a huge new McDonalds between Diamond and Star Mart/ Texaco. I think the old Club Hollywood in the Zona Roja is closed.

Unless they renamed it since July 8th it is not called Diamonds. I'll have a look this weekend. I actually went in there a few months ago with a girl who had to see inside a strip joint.

Also I cannot be sure but it looks like this Good Times place might be open. When passing by recently there was activity near the door. Maybe they were clearing out, hard to say.

[QUOTE=Noguera]I am assuming you are referring to Caribbean Morena? Can someone give exact directions to this "house"? I would like to take it for a test run.

Has anyone been to the new, remodeled Vale Todo within the past 6-12 months? Back in the late 90's the old Vale Todo was still "open air" and one time there was an inch of water covering the floor in a back room with cockroaches doing the backstroke. However ... the girl was really cute so the cockroaches had to fend for themselves !!![/QUOTE]

Tell a taxi you want to go near SINSA in Altamira. It is a stones throw from there.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Bft,

In Jinotega you will meet a very prominent Gringo doing "God's Work!"
Good Luck, BFT.[/QUOTE]In the blessed name of my own father, "Gawd save me from all the people in the world who wanna save me."

Gawd I detest those people. Was in a restaurant yesterday, unfortunately had a table next to a gringa scum, OMG she was a disgrace, the memory of her voice takes days off my life. Here to save the Nicas.

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma]In the blessed name of my own father, "Gawd save me from all the people in the world who wanna save me."

Gawd I detest those people. Was in a restaurant yesterday, unfortunately had a table next to a gringa scum, OMG she was a disgrace, the memory of her voice takes days off my life. Here to save the Nicas.[/QUOTE]I dislike these sucker a&s Gringos that come to Nicaragua to "save the Nica" from thier chosen existence of poverty!

Worse yet, are those Gingos that come to teach them Christianinty; or save them from poverty if they sell their soul to Christianity. In Jinotega, you will meet one such Gringo who employees hundreds of Nicas and saves thousands.

Fortunately, these good-herted Gringos are truly only present in droves in the sucker a*s town of Granada. The Gringos in SJDS are of a different breed.

Also, these Gringos don't last long, usually 1. 3 days or maybe 1-month on their volunteer mission.

Don't mention SJDS anymore

. It hurts too much.

Once a pure Nica fishing village, now a *****house for sandal-wearing, short-wearing, Che t-shirt wearing, liberal yuppie gringos who hate their own kind, never changed a sparkplug or lightbulb filthy Gringo!

This is Al-Quieda No. 1.

Please, get your priorities straight.

I best shut up.

I have to stay away from there.

The irony is, that these filth come down here in some sort of emotional unity with the locals. How the locals despise and detest them. Me, more so.

A letter of hate.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]I dislike these sucker a&s Gringos that come to Nicaragua to "save the Nica" from thier chosen existence of poverty!

Worse yet, are those Gingos that come to teach them Christianinty; or save them from poverty if they sell their soul to Christianity. In Jinotega, you will meet one such Gringo who employees hundreds of Nicas and saves thousands.

Fortunately, these good-herted Gringos are truly only present in droves in the sucker a*s town of Granada. The Gringos in SJDS are of a different breed.

Also, these Gringos don't last long, usually 1. 3 days or maybe 1-month on their volunteer mission.[/QUOTE]You are so obsessed with other men - is this obsession just old fashioned insecurity? Can you really be that worried and upset about other guys? Who cares, losers make real me look better, yes?

[QUOTE=LuckyEddie]You are so obsessed with other men - is this obsession just old fashioned insecurity? Can you really be that worried and upset about other guys? Who cares, losers make real me look better, yes?[/QUOTE]

Sorry that should have been:

"losers make real MEN look better, yes"

[QUOTE=Bluntforcetrauma] for sandal-wearing, short-wearing, Che t-shirt wearing, liberal yuppie gringos who hate their own kind, never changed a sparkplug or lightbulb filthy Gringo!

The irony is, that these filth come down here in some sort of emotional unity with the locals. How the locals despise and detest them. Me, more so.

A letter of hate.[/QUOTE]Hatred shared and seconded.

Case study: A 21 year-old Norwegian "building houses" (yeah, right) for the poor in Matagalpa. Ran into her at the agricultural fair there, and she proudly presented "my family". Yes folks, her very own personal poor people.

A bunch of monger friends(and some non friends) who have made the tours through Latin America over the past 2 years have all gotten together and I am here to report that Nicaragua was only 2nd to Brazil in Mongering destinations. A lot of factors were involved. This is based on 36 guys. Last place? Uruguay.

That is something to be proud of. Some of the other boards are getting really hot on Nicaragua.

Keep up the good work and reports guys!

It still will never offer the comfort level mongers find elsewhere, which is why I like it.

Visited this nightclub last week. Saturday night.

There was an entrance charge of 3-4 dollars. Beers are 3 dollars. Drinks for the women $14, I did not purchase any.

About 20 women hanging out along the bar and in the lounge chairs around the dance floor. Maybe 3-4 of these women in my opinion were decent. Hard sell as soon as you hit the seat for "company" or a drink. Too aggressive in my opinion.

The rate to go to a back room was $175. Loco.

VIP room up front with a bottle of wine was $120. Loco.

Take out was $300. Although I was told you could bargain with the female bartender and get the price down. Supposedly includes a bottle of booze or wine. What a bargain.

Before I went there I wrote down my name and hotel phone number and gave it to several chicas and told them to call me the next day. I met up with a girl the next day and paid $40 for a great time. I don't know if that was a good price or not but it was certainly better than what was being offered inside the club.

You can meet and arrange with the Diamond girls dates etc., at the Star Mart as they come and go there a lot before they work and it is pretty obvious who they are. It is next door as is the new McDonalds.

Recently stayed at the Crowne Plaza near the monument.

I called a cab at 7 PM and asked for a strip club. I had the name of a few from the forum here. Speaking Spanish I was able to determine that these are not the best places. The driver offered to take me to a place where you can pick any girl of your choosing and have sex with her until you pop in a side room for 300 cordobas. At 21 cordobas to the dollar, that's around $14.25 Quite a deal. He offered to drop me off and then return after 1 hour to pick me up. He said I could pay when he dropped me back off at the hotel. We negotiated 200 cordobas for the whole trip.

We arrived at the place, which looked a lot like a funky club, after a short ride. I tried many times to get a name for the place, but neither the cab or anyone inside was able to produce one. The most I could get was the house of prostitution near the Jesus rotunda. With a lack of street signs and cab drivers who have no idea what the name of many of the streets they drive on are, this basic thing proved difficult. One customer told me the place was called "Jenny's", but no one else could or would verify that.

Anyway, to the place. I expected to get patted down by the guy working the door, but it didn't happen. Inside I found what is a pretty nice lobby (complete with a nice small bar and a flat screen TV showing hard core porn). To the left things aren't so nice, as it looks like a construction site.

I bought a beer (50 cordobas) and sat down in one of the chairs. The walls were lined with couches filled with woman of many shapes and sizes. There were quite a few chubby girls, but also some tall (for Nicaraguan standard) and thin girls and everything in between. More than a few pretty women. The view alone was worth the trip. The women walk around in thongs, nighties and high heels. Many come back from the rooms after sex half naked, putting their clothes back on in full view.

On top of the 20 or so women in the chairs, couches and at the bar, there was a constant stream of women arriving through the front door and coming back from the room in the "construction zone."

After talking to one of the bartenders I found that the place is open 24 hours, but most full of women in the early to late evenings, Tue-Sat.

There were plenty of guys inside, from young dudes to older gentlemen. There were no hard stairs or bad feelings directed toward this rather light skinned outsider. I felt comfortable and welcome.

I waited about 20 minutes for a girl to approach me with no such luck. Finally I decided to simply walk over to a good looking woman and talk to her. It turns out the women there don't like to approach men. Not because they are cold, but because they are deathly afraid of public rejection.

After some chit chat with a 23 year old woman with one daughter, I told her I wanted to go to the room with her. She directed me to the center of the bar where I gave the 300 cordoba fee to a rather large woman who appeared to run the place.

I was guided by the hand through the construction zone, over the broken concrete, up some uneven stairs, and down a hallway to a room in the back. The sounds of other people fucking echoed through the corridor.

For what it was, the room wasn't terrible. The girl showered. I declined, as I don't like ice cold water running on my body prior to sex. She had no problem with that. I brought my own condoms, as I don't like standard thick rubbers normally used in these kind of places.

She came out of the shower nude, stripped off my clothes, and gentle rubbed my cock to erection. I sucked and fondled her breasts. She opened the condom and put it on with her mouth, giving a CBJ that rivaled the best I'd ever had.

Then she climbed on and rode. After a few minutes she hopped off, laid on her back and spread her legs. I pumped her missionary for a good while. She was very flexible and eager. Finally she got up and turned around for doggie. It was almost like she sensed I was ready to blow. I grabbed her waist and pumped away at her round brown ass until I blew. She kept humping back at me until she milked out every last drop. Then she took off the condom and cleaned me up while we laid down and recovered.

I asked for her phone number or email. She whispered that it was fine but that it wasn't allowed. I had paper but no pen. She said they weren't allowed to carry either.

She kissed me on the cheek and I returned to the main room. I walked outside and my cab was waiting.

I returned several times in a one week period. Every cab I called knew the place. If you want to go, just tell the driver "Quiero la casa de citas cerca de el monumento de jesuscristo." They should know it. If you bring a pen and paper you can probably get contact info for an outside hookup that is possibly even cheaper.

Rick Rock

You were at the world renown ... Fenix. I have also known it to be called Jenny's, but pretty much only by the locals.

Thanks for the info. I will try to use that name next time I am in town. Any idea the name of the road it's on, just for my own reference?

Sr. Rock

You are so cute when you are naive !!!!! Basically, there are no street names in Managua. Sure, there are a couple, but even if the street in front of Fenix had a name, none of the taxi drivers would have a clue what that name was. Next time give these directions to the taxi driver ......

Club Fenix
esta una casa de citas
Rotonda Santo Domingo
cien varas arriba

Basically, what that translates to the taxi driver ....

Club Fenix
it is a ***** house
go to that roundabout with Jazzercize Jesus (Jesus standing on the globe)
then go 100 yards east (towards where the sun comes up)

But, it sounds like you got there every day without needing these directions. LOL

Noguera

Managua is right up there, with Phnom Penh, Cambodia, as my best value for money monger locations. PP slightly edged out Managua because their downtown area is more focused.
While I've always stayed at Cristo Rey, is there another convenient (read, walking distance to action) hotel that other mongers recommend?
I'm considering a November trip. It will be either Managua or PP, it all depends on the airfare sales.

Thanks,
Spaceman

[QUOTE=AlLostInSpace13]Managua is right up there, with Phnom Penh, Cambodia, as my best value for money monger locations. PP slightly edged out Managua because their downtown area is more focused.
[/QUOTE]


What a powerful statement. I'd like to know how many places you frequent in managua to make it worth your while and at what price range?

[QUOTE=AlLostInSpace13]Managua is right up there, with Phnom Penh, Cambodia, as my best value for money monger locations. [/QUOTE]

How much for LT in Managua? I seriously doubt that it comes close to the costs in Asia.

[QUOTE=AlLostInSpace13]Managua is right up there, with Phnom Penh, Cambodia, as my best value for money monger locations. [/QUOTE]

Again, I would love to know the costs...

The reality is that price of Cambodian pussies has gone up. The days of $10 ST is no more. Current ST price is $15-20, which is comparable with Fenix.

Spaceman

[QUOTE=AlLostInSpace13]The reality is that price of Cambodian pussies has gone up. The days of $10 ST is no more. Current ST price is $15-20, which is comparable with Fenix.

Spaceman[/QUOTE]

I don't care about ST, will never fly half arround the word to fuck a girl ST, that is something I can get in on of the brothels back home (what I also never do).
I'm a monger cos I'm looking for the GFE, that means no ST.


What is the price for LT?

[QUOTE=AlLostInSpace13]The reality is that price of Cambodian pussies has gone up. The days of $10 ST is no more. Current ST price is $15-20, which is comparable with Fenix.

Spaceman[/QUOTE]


How many places do you frequent in that price range ? What I am trying to figure out is what makes you so excited about managua.

Service is also very important. I was offered $5 for shitty service in el salvador but I passed on it.


Thanks

I am in the proccess of planning a maiden trip to Nicaragua.

I need a hotel close to the night life and in a USD 100/night budget.

Thanks guys

Believe it or not, much of what MeatLoaf wrote is true.

Speaking the language is neccesary to get free stuff, unless you get damn lucky.

Fenix is $15 a hit and I am sure you can pull girls from there LT, no idea on cost.

Meatloaf was crazy to leave, never will you find cheaper, even if you play caballo.

English and sign language will only get you so far, great for st but gets old quick for lt.

No idea about Cambodia prices, but how does a dinner or a movie sound, that is the price here.

Sorry, my 1st report, was damn excited.

Been lurking for years, never felt that I had much to add to the forums so I stayed on the sidelines. I have seen more and more interest in Nicaragua as a destination (maybe MeatLoaf made it famous), decided I would finally sign up and throw out my 2 cents.

I visit Managua (MGA) frequently and while I don't think it will ever top anyone's list of World Class destinations, there is fun to be had. For the old hands I doubt much of what I have to post will come in handy, but I am sure we could exchange plenty of stories.

Here is some general information to keep in mind, Nicaragua is the 2nd poorest country in the Hemisphere (behind Haiti). MGA was leveled in the early 70's by a massive earthquake (interesting bit of trivia, Howard Hughes was living in what is now the Holiday Inn Crowne Plaza at the time of the quake). There are few street addresses, directions are given by landmarks, some of which were destroyed in the quake, don't try to figure it out, just know that is how it is. Do not expect everyone to speak some English. Read up on MGA before visiting, know the landmarks and have at least a basic understanding for the lay of the land, a little research will come in handy later on. The currency is the Cordoba currently exchanging at around 21 Cordoba to the US Dollar. Travelers Checks are a huge pain in the ass. Credit Cards are widely excepted. Cash is King.

The airport is straightforward, sometimes your bags will get searched, no big deal. For a first timer in MGA I would recommend arranging airport pick-up through your hotel, it will be worth the little extra you pay, if you do not speak some Spanish I would highly recommend it. At the airport you can buy a cell phone, or anyplace else for that matter, a wise investment at under $30, it will quickly pay for itself.

MGA itself is not the most dangerous place in the World, but it is not the safest either. Taxi robberies seem to be on the rise, this crime is not only against foreigners, but foreigners do make attractive targets. Keep this in mind if you are out drinking late at night, keep your wits and you will be fine.

MGA hotels run the gamut, for a first timer I think the Christo Rey would be ideal, a few posts here about it, a block from the World Famous Fenix. Those with some Spanish or repeat visitors may want something more off the beaten path.

MGA Putarias run the gamut as well. MeatLoaf has certainly entertained you with his tales of the local joints, if this is your first trip get those places out of your mind, unless you are adventurous and speak the language you are asking for trouble. Fenix, Caribbean Moreno, and a few of the others you read about here will keep you busy.

Semi-Pros, on weekends check out clubs, the "hot spots" are always changing so ask around. The Matrix club directly across from the Hilton is usually a safe bet for the late crowd.

Non-Pros, this is where it gets tricky, without language skills it can be tough, with Spanish the World is your oyster, start talking to women before boarding the plane and keep on doing it once you land, with little or no game you will soon have a novia (girlfriend), maybe a few. Without Spanish it is still possible, but more work.

Short term, Fenix is $15 for 1/2 hour, that includes room and condom. Go during the day your first time to get acquainted with the place, my last trip there were maybe 15 girls, one other patron besides myself, at times like that you can chat up the ladies, no one is in a rush. The place is supposedly open 24hrs a day, no idea if that is true. Fenix is probably the most visited by foreigners as it is easy to locate and widely known, that said I have only seen gringos in there 1 time, the place is by no means overrun with gringos. Beers are 30 Cordobas, no idea about ladies drinks, they really don't hassle you. The ladies will probably not approach you, last visit they were all on a long couch, you could go over and sit amongst them as there was little business or call one over for a closer inspection. This is not a high pressure place, at least it never has been for me. I have been in the place a few times when it was busy, but the ladies have almost always outnumbered the men, in my experience. The place is a continuous construction zone and every visit looks different, the rooms have improved over the years, plenty of mirrors on the walls and ceilings if that is your thing. No idea about photos or extras, but I believe everything is negotiable. The other well known clubs are along the same lines, no need to detail them. The sessions are usually CBJ and whatever variety of positions you desire. Selection is usually pretty good, a nice mix, something for everyone. I have seen some real stunners in Fenix.

Long term, no doubt you can arrange with one of the girls from the clubs, just no idea on costs.

GFE, possible but maybe you will not to carry to the level Mr Loaf did, but it is certainly possible if you speak the language. At this point you are going to need some Spanish, or you need to think outside the box. Several Universities call MGA home, some University students speak English, get it, these are also the women who are most likely to not have children at home. Friday afternoons at hangouts around campus can provide an interesting opportunity for those with a little game (and some disposable income).

Nicaragua is like most Latin American countries in that the women usually live at home and start breeding at an early age, so the usual problems when trying to arrange an overnight stay, keep that in mind.

Safety is always an issue, many of these girls will steal from you, know that, when they come to your room you better have anything of value locked up or hidden. First timers start looking for a dependable taxi man the minute you hit the ground, at your hotel someone will know a driver, figure $7-$10 an hour.

The Managua Thread really has some great info and I don't think I have added much new information, maybe just a different perspective.

[QUOTE=Chilicabro]
Fenix is $15 a hit and I am sure you can pull girls from there LT, no idea on cost.
[/QUOTE]

$30 is the long time price in Phnom Phen. I guess the costs will be at least 5x of that in Managua + without Spanish you won't be able to communicate with the girl. No problem in Asia.

No one is comparing Nicaragua to Asia, at least not me.

Personally I found it easier to learn Spanish then to fly half way round the World for cheap poon.

The last LT GFE I had in Managua stayed 48 hours with me, when she left I tucked a $20 bill in her pocket, she handed it back, saying she was no Puta. Sure I fed her for 2 days, but it was 2 days of sex instead of 2 days in an airplane.

Apples and Oranges.

"Chilicabro,"

Praising Meat Loaf as your first post will only get you inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.

Managua Mongering Hall of Fame Inductees:

DrDewman
Noguera
Grand Pollo
TJ Texan
XDred
Chucilliar
... and a few others I cannot remember.

Meat Loaf has yet to be inducted.

"Chilicabro," all you need to do now is pay Jackson his US $20 for International Sex Guide Senior Membership.


[QUOTE=Chilicabro]Believe it or not, much of what MeatLoaf wrote is true.

Speaking the language is neccesary to get free stuff, unless you get damn lucky.

Fenix is $15 a hit and I am sure you can pull girls from there LT, no idea on cost.

Meatloaf was crazy to leave, never will you find cheaper, even if you play caballo.

English and sign language will only get you so far, great for st but gets old quick for lt.

No idea about Cambodia prices, but how does a dinner or a movie sound, that is the price here.

Sorry, my 1st report, was damn excited.[/QUOTE]

The meaning of "LT" is Long-term?

Managua has a prostitution inventory of less than 300.

The biggest inventory in Fenix with approximately 15.

The smallest inventory are deep in the ghettoe where Sandanista flags wave and Gringos run.

Only day-in, day-out associating with putas for years will get you to Meat Loaf levels.

Any visiting monger will only gain access to "retail p*ssy sales" (ie. Fenix, Caribbean Morena, etcetera). To reach Meat Loaf levels the monger must live in Nicaragua which is not recommended for the sane person.

Maybe Meat Loaf is jaded, but I don't find Nicaragua worth the effort, money, or time. The quality of the p*ssy is low: The only attraction of Nicaragua is that it's a different location for seasoned mongers and for those "value shoppers."

You get what you pay for: Pay a little, receive low quality!

[QUOTE=Chilicabro]
Personally I found it easier to learn Spanish then to fly half way round the World for cheap poon.[/QUOTE]

The problem is:
There is no cheap pussy in Latin America for LT (if you have to pay for it).

[QUOTE=Chilicabro]
The last LT GFE I had in Managua stayed 48 hours with me, when she left I tucked a $20 bill in her pocket, she handed it back, saying she was no Puta. [/QUOTE]

That could happen anywhere in the world. If the girl is a working girl, US$20 won't be enough in Asia for 2 days (at least $50) and it will never ever be enough in Latin America (more like US$300).

The problem with Managua is: There is no LT available. Sure you can take a girl from a brothel back to your hotel, but that would be very unusuall and ain't cheap.

Everyones has their opinion. You seem to be decided on this country.

Man did you bumb your head?

I read your posts this morning shortly after pulling my cock out of my new friends ass. Free, no. I had to buy her 6 Smirnoff Ice (about $10), then I gave her 50 Cordobas (less than $3) for a cab.

Another hour and she will be back for more.

Many may laugh at your reports, I have been here a good while, and laugh at them.

Cheap Pussy? Buy them a soda, is that cheap enough?

Put my ass in an airplane for 14 hours to chase Pussy? Not likely.

I prefer Latinos over Aisians, everyone has their thing, I especially like dark meat and tore some up last night. Ass, Pussy, and an attempt on the Ear and Nose.

Me lo

Praising Meat Loaf as your first post will only get you inducted into the Managua Mongering Hall of Fame.

Managua Mongering Hall of Fame Inductees:

DrDewman
Noguera
Grand Pollo
TJ Texan
XDred
Chucilliar
... and a few others I cannot remember.

Meat Loaf has yet to be inducted.

"Chilicabro," all you need to do now is pay Jackson his US $20 for International Sex Guide Senior Membership.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]The meaning of "LT" is Long-term?[/QUOTE]For me it means till you can't stand no more, out the door.

[QUOTE=Chilicabro]Many may laugh at your reports, I have been here a good while, and laugh at them.[/QUOTE]With glee I am happy that the pain-and-suffering experienced by Meat Loaf entertains you.

My question is: Why are you spending so much money on Chicas Nicas, US $13? You should know that an enchilada o gallopinto is all that it costs.

Meant to say many laugh at you, I laugh with you.

I am too generous, buy dinner, drinks, maybe a little dancing. Trying
to have a good time myself.

ML has laid it out for you cheap bastards, a soda (about .50 and maybe a Frito $1), for less than $2 USD you can be in pussy.

I agree with the others, fly half way around the World, me love you long time, give me a fucking break, are you crazy, you can get $2 pussy over there. Oops I forgot they speak English over there, and like old man.

Loaf will soon be back in Nicaragua, bad as it is, it don't get no better. This country is upside down and side ways, Loaf knows that, Chaos = $$$.

I recently had a girl buy me drinks (still trying to figure out the scam). Had her in every way, cost me 30 cords to get her a cab the next morning. Loaf she said she no know you. Filthy *****.

When we finally get together we may tear this place down. Or we could just get on a plane for 14 hours to find some bitches that like old weak dick guys. Better we work our way down the pennisula, spread hate and discontent.

This past week the price of beans doubled, imagine your weekly grocery bill just doubled.

I like Nicaragua for many reasons and if you ever hit the right girls you will understand.

Unlike Mr Loaf, I do not seek drama (even though it often comes into play). I enjoy the game, talking a bit, maybe some dinner, drinks, then a bad fouling. Yes what Loaf reports is true, buy a girl a fresco (less than $1US) and you can get pussy, usually I am wanting to get out and about so I take them along, often times allowing them to see spots in their own city they would never see.

This past week I was naughty and careless. I was feeling "it",when that happens who knows what. I went out and rented a room at a hotel I sometimes fuck at, just in case. Good thing I had the room.I got one screaming ***** from barrio Renee Shick (sp?) Screaming before, during, and after, told her I was going to get a beer and a fresco for her, walked out of the hotel into a cab and was soon at my abode. I bet she is still screaming, may not be able to use that hotel for a good while.

Woke up the next morning and had it worse. Drank some beer, then headed to Fenix (I like this place) why I do not know. 10 women only me, sat on the couch with them, drank more beer, told them all the terrible things I would do to them, one of the girls seemed excited by all of the talk so I grabbed her and another beer and did what little can be done in 30 minutes, went back to the couch and talked more shit then went home for a nap.

Woke up worse than the day before. Went out paid up for another room at another hotel I sometimes use for friends. Hit the town picked up another crazy *****, told her I was rich and that if she let me fuck her in the ass I would marry her and take her to La Florida. Wow, a good night, woke about 5am, snuck out and hauled home. Will have to cross that hotel off my soon use list too.

Neither of these woman cost anything other than a few drinks and a shot at the "Big Time". Both made it home with a full belly, a clean bed to sleep in, running water to bathe with and the c100 ($5) I left under both of their pillows.

Please tell me about the Phillipines.

You are either a hardcore chap or are getting hardcore!

Years of reading Meat Loaf posts have given you a good foundation to grow upon.

I bet you "d*ck to donuts" that Cambodia has hotter hoes than the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]You are either a hardcore chap or are getting hardcore!

Years of reading Meat Loaf posts have given you a good foundation to grow upon.

I bet you "d*ck to donuts" that Cambodia has hotter hoes than the Land of Lakes and Volcanoes.[/QUOTE]But you can't walk to Cambodia.

The problem with Managua is: There is no LT available. Sure you can take a girl from a brothel back to your hotel, but that would be very unusuall and ain't cheap.[/QUOTE]My friend, the real problem is getting rid of the LT in MGA. These bitches are like a bad rash you can't shake. Use "decoy" hotels, have 2 (or more) cell phones and stay on the move.

I have found several comfortable hotels around the city for around $35nt. Apartments are less expensive, but for anyone visiting less than a month really not worth the trouble, unless you find a short term deal on one.

Personally I do not like to bring women back to where I am staying, most of the places I stay are family run and they kinda (half-ass) watch out for me. I have a variety of "fuck hotels" all over the city that a man can get a room for less than $20nt and not have to worry about unexpected visitors.

Cheap or free? No, you are always going to pay someway, but I have seen some where I came out ahead, was recently bought drinks by a woman, but I paid for the fuck hotel.

I do have girls that come to my habitacion, these are ladies I know, allowing a common ***** to your place of residence is asking for trouble.

Nicaragua will never be regarded as a "first class destination", fine by me, could not agree more, for someone with limited time this is not going to be what you could get in Asia, but you save 3-4 days of travel (if coming from the States). I laugh when I read the Costa Rica forums and hear about all the hot Nicaraguan pussy, do you really believe it all got exported?

I could fly to St Louis to see Gringos, why would I go to Hotel Del Rey to be surrounded by white men, for me it does not make sense.

Everyone has their thing and in this hobby there are more subtopics than you could discuss in a lifetime.

I am about to write about one such sub topic and interested to hear Mr Loaf's thoughts on it.

[QUOTE=Chilicabro]The problem with Managua is: There is no LT available. Sure you can take a girl from a brothel back to your hotel, but that would be very unusuall and ain't cheap.[/QUOTE]My friend, the real problem is getting rid of the LT in MGA. These bitches are like a bad rash you can't shake. Use "decoy" hotels, have 2 (or more) cell phones and stay on the move.

I have found several comfortable hotels around the city for around $35nt. Apartments are less expensive, but for anyone visiting less than a month really not worth the trouble, unless you find a short term deal on one.

Personally I do not like to bring women back to where I am staying, most of the places I stay are family run and they kinda (half-ass) watch out for me. I have a variety of "fuck hotels" all over the city that a man can get a room for less than $20nt and not have to worry about unexpected visitors.

Cheap or free? No, you are always going to pay someway, but I have seen some where I came out ahead, was recently bought drinks by a woman, but I paid for the fuck hotel.

I do have girls that come to my habitacion, these are ladies I know, allowing a common ***** to your place of residence is asking for trouble.

Nicaragua will never be regarded as a "first class destination", fine by me, could not agree more, for someone with limited time this is not going to be what you could get in Asia, but you save 3-4 days of travel (if coming from the States). I laugh when I read the Costa Rica forums and hear about all the hot Nicaraguan pussy, do you really believe it all got exported?

I could fly to St Louis to see Gringos, why would I go to Hotel Del Rey to be surrounded by white men, for me it does not make sense.

Everyone has their thing and in this hobby there are more subtopics than you could discuss in a lifetime.

I am about to write about one such sub topic and interested to hear Mr Loaf's thoughts on it.[/QUOTE]They always come back, always. This is why I had security guards at the Managua house and the Granada Mansion. So many stories of them coming back and they only show up when they need money which always at the last minute. Nicaraguans are so foolish!

That's right "Chilicabro" one can find numerous hotels for about US $25 all over the city.

Again he is correct: Never have hoes come to your primary residence unless you have other people there as to ensure your safety.

It's guaranteed that a Chica Nica will advertise around the entire country your address and possessions in general conversation. They will invite people to your address without permission. Nicaraguans are quick to reveal all they know about you and especially if a Gringo. Example: I know a Gringo and he lives at XYZ location and always has money, see $150, is how it goes.

Nicaragua does not have any hot p*ssy. Nicaragua has sloppy and dumb girls always begging for money and never thankful. Costa Rica is "a fools' paradise. "

"Chilicabro", you know that Gringos are not tough unless they have the military with them or a police force. Individually, Gringos have no courage because they were not socialized for such. In the USA they are a protected class and therefore don't know how to exist when they are the prey. This is why Gringos flock to the Del Rey Hotel in search of safety in numbers.

*** I like "Chilicabro" and he is moving quickly to induction into the "Managua Mongering Hall of Fame. ***

Again and again Loaf refers to this. I am a man of small staure, I was trained how to use that, I can and will hurt you badly.

I fucked a girl in Costa Rica, her brother layed outside in a pool of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] and blood. Stupid fuck should have stood down, sister was a PUTA.

I am the most sedate person you ever met. Just hate ass holes.

Nicaragua does not have any hot p*ssy. Nicaragua has sloppy and dumb girls always begging for money and never thankful. Costa Rica is "a fools' paradise. "

I met a few hot ones this past weekend, 20 years old, students, hungry to go International, told them to submit C/V so that I can forward to you, told them nude photos also required. Fresas my friend, sweet to the taste as they were to look at, 2 of them, no girly business, but they took turns petting the pony, over the course of 2 days at at Montelimar (oh how they love that shit). They could use a little polish, but the potential is there.

I fuck this pig slop almost every day, somedays I do it over and over. Maybe the readers have figured it out, I am a sick individual. I move through foreign countries fouling the female populations, I should be ashamed, I am not. There is free pussy here to keep a man working 24/7, I get tired, think about quitting the dirty business. Almost went to Church on Sunday.

I did the same shit back in the good ole USA, if you can't get it there, why do you think you are getting it here, Cambodia, Phillipines, Costa Rica, etc, $$$.
You is Daddy Yankee.

The other day I clicked on a link to read about one of these "sex resorts" $5,000 a week and more fine print than a Lexus lease agreement.

$5,000 for a week, Holy Shit. I understand the market, time is money, and free time in the States is scarce.

$5,000 I would buy a hundred cases of beer and nearly as many "friends", now that would be a vacation.

[QUOTE=Chilicabro]Nicaragua does not have any hot p*ssy. Nicaragua has sloppy and dumb girls always begging for money and never thankful. Costa Rica is "a fools' paradise. "

I met a few hot ones this past weekend, 20 years old, students, hungry to go International, told them to submit C/V so that I can forward to you, told them nude photos also required. Fresas my friend, sweet to the taste as they were to look at, 2 of them, no girly business, but they took turns petting the pony, over the course of 2 days at at Montelimar (oh how they love that shit). They could use a little polish, but the potential is there.

I fuck this pig slop almost every day, somedays I do it over and over. Maybe the readers have figured it out, I am a sick individual. I move through foreign countries fouling the female populations, I should be ashamed, I am not. There is free pussy here to keep a man working 24/7, I get tired, think about quitting the dirty business. Almost went to Church on Sunday.

I did the same shit back in the good ole USA, if you can't get it there, why do you think you are getting it here, Cambodia, Phillipines, Costa Rica, etc, $$$.
You is Daddy Yankee.

The other day I clicked on a link to read about one of these "sex resorts" $5,000 a week and more fine print than a Lexus lease agreement.

$5,000 for a week, Holy Shit. I understand the market, time is money, and free time in the States is scarce.

$5,000 I would buy a hundred cases of beer and nearly as many "friends", now that would be a vacation.[/QUOTE]Readers of Meat Loaf Posts do know that Meat Loaf required Chicas Nicas to complete a 9-page application / solicitud to gain entry into the Granada Mansion. No joke!

Chicas Nicas can not be trusted and Meat Loaf needed to know what exposure he was facing. For example, boyfriends climbing over walls; girls stating the wrong age; how many children they have; and all of the other lies Chicas Nicas state for no reason. They are so foolish that they do not understand there is no need to lie.

So, they had to complete a 9-page application that inquired as to who they are for 3-generations. Meat Loaf needed to know who their grandparents are and everything else.

My human resource manager supervised he interview and application process.

Understand that this was not for honorable employment, but employment as a "hanger on. " Some were intimidated while others completed the application.

Chicas Nicas have never completed an application because they have never applied for employment or schooling. They are under the impression the "p*ssy" has tangible value.

I managed my Chicas Nicas as a corporation with human resources and an employee manual. They also were fined and tardiness and absenteeism were grounds for dismissal.

It was 100% work which is why I had a human resources manager as to not waste my time.

She did the interview and I did the f*cking!

With Chicas Nicas you must manage them as a business for they have no structure and no experience at structure. If you do not provide the structure they will roam like chickens with their heads cut-off which is the Nicaraguan lifestyle.

The 9-page application was used so that we could start on an honest footing and I would not be wasting my time "buying" and believing lies.

Monelimar? US $150 for 2-nights. You must be crazy to offer such perks. That contaminates the populace. Instead, Pochomil for see $50 a fish plate and C$ 35 a Tona.

Keep it real and take them to the Malicon in Managua. Or worse, the lakefront in Granada where they will see Gringos for the first-time in life and assume that all Gringos are rich and suckers and return without your escort.

Chicas Nicas need structure otherwise they are destined to ruin themselves more. And then appear at your door with "sob stories" of needing see $500 for rice-and-beans or nino tuition or the classic "enfermo. "

Fresas?

"Chilicabro, " how do you like the kangaroo pouch that every Chica Nica has?

Hollywood buys scripts; Meat Loaf buys the truth!

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Readers of Meat Loaf Posts do know that Meat Loaf required Chicas Nicas to complete a 9-page application / solicitud to gain entry into the Granada Mansion. No joke!

Chicas Nicas can not be trusted and Meat Loaf needed to know what exposure he was facing. For example, boyfriends climbing over walls; girls stating the wrong age; how many children they have; and all of the other lies Chicas Nicas state for no reason. They are so foolish that they do not understand there is no need to lie.

So, they had to complete a 9-page application that inquired as to who they are for 3-generations. Meat Loaf needed to know who their grandparents are and everything else.

My human resource manager supervised he interview and application process.

Understand that this was not for honorable employment, but employment as a "hanger on. " Some were intimidated while others completed the application.

Chicas Nicas have never completed an application because they have never applied for employment or schooling. They are under the impression the "p*ssy" has tangible value.

I managed my Chicas Nicas as a corporation with human resources and an employee manual. They also were fined and tardiness and absenteeism were grounds for dismissal.

It was 100% work which is why I had a human resources manager as to not waste my time.

She did the interview and I did the f*cking!

With Chicas Nicas you must manage them as a business for they have no structure and no experience at structure. If you do not provide the structure they will roam like chickens with their heads cut-off which is the Nicaraguan lifestyle.

The 9-page application was used so that we could start on an honest footing and I would not be wasting my time "buying" and believing lies.

Monelimar? US $150 for 2-nights. You must be crazy to offer such perks. That contaminates the populace. Instead, Pochomil for see $50 a fish plate and C$ 35 a Tona.

Keep it real and take them to the Malicon in Managua. Or worse, the lakefront in Granada where they will see Gringos for the first-time in life and assume that all Gringos are rich and suckers and return without your escort.

Chicas Nicas need structure otherwise they are destined to ruin themselves more. And then appear at your door with "sob stories" of needing see $500 for rice-and-beans or nino tuition or the classic "enfermo. "

Fresas?

"Chilicabro, " how do you like the kangaroo pouch that every Chica Nica has?

Hollywood buys scripts; Meat Loaf buys the truth![/QUOTE]

My experience with Chicas Nicas was that they could not read or write. So how would they fill out your nine page application??

[QUOTE=Meat Loaf]Monelimar? US $150 for 2-nights. You must be crazy to offer such perks. That contaminates the populace. Instead, Pochomil for see $50 a fish plate and C$ 35 a Tona.

Keep it real and take them to the Malicon in Managua. Or worse, the lakefront in Granada where they will see Gringos for the first-time in life and assume that all Gringos are rich and suckers and return without your escort.[/QUOTE]Again, I was bored. I actually hate the beach, sand on everything, but for many years I had residence on beaches. Why? PUSSY. I sent a few on a tour of the Isletas once, you would have thought they went to the Moon.

Deals can be had at Montelimar, or anyplace else these days. Montelimar is Disneyland for them. Kind of a shit hole really. I care less what those who follow behind me have to pay, I will pay what I want and get what I want, better yet, when I want.

That pouch hurts me, I love to look at a woman, but that is not attractive. I have been working a new segment of the population, they are pouchless, also usually clueless, might as well stick your dick in their ear. Pretty to look at, that is about it. Putas with a pouch are starting to look good.

[QUOTE=Riggo]My experience with Chicas Nicas was that they could not read or write. So how would they fill out your nine page application??[/QUOTE]Ha Ha, you hit the nail on the head, I have narrowed my screening down to 2 questions, more times than not that is one too many.

One of the recent college girls decided to argue with me in English, I had to correct her in Spanish, not sure she understood it either way.

Greetings southern friends...

I am making a surprise (to me) trip to Managua with a colleague next week and have to do some quick intel gathering. I've been RTFF, but with the lack of good maps and directions available, I'm not quite sure of my bearings.

I'm going to have precious little time to get out and play, since I'll be in country with a very conservative colleague. My best chance will be when he goes to bed around 11 pm to slip out for 90 minutes or so to some place like Club Fenix or Caribbean Morena.

I think we are going to be staying at the Holiday Inn Select on Juan Pablo II. At least that is my best guess. Will I be able to accomplish my goal of getting a taxi to Club Fenix...going in...making the rounds...enjoying myself...and getting back to the Hotel in 60-90 minutes? Or am I kidding myself that stealth mongering will even be possible on this trip?

Is there a closer mongering location to my hotel? Or should I push to choose a different hotel location? I'm also curious about the trustworthiness of taxi drivers. I've got the directions pretty much memorized, but I do not have much Spanish language ability.

So..another international adventure on the horizon, but I'd love some advice, either in the forum or back channel. Thanks in advance. As usual, I promise to report!

Gern

Yes you can pull this off. I just sent you a PM and will get back to you more later.

Nog

[QUOTE=Gern]

Is there a closer mongering location to my hotel? Or should I push to choose a different hotel location? I'm also curious about the trustworthiness of taxi drivers. I've got the directions pretty much memorized, but I do not have much Spanish language ability. ![/QUOTE]

No.
No, since you won't have a reason to and they are all going to be not near Fenix or Morena anyway.
Holiday Inn has its own taxis. They are more money maybe 3X more, e.g. $5 vs. $1.50. Use them. Ask the guy to come back in an hour and he will.
You don't need directions, as if you can find a taxista who doesn't know Fenix don't use him.
Don't board a taxi with people in it, two drivers, and insist on exclusive if you don't use the hotel taxi.
Morena is 1/2 a block from SINSA in Altamira. If they don't know.

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Hi, I've been RTFF and taking down details. It seems that I have 3 good options:

Fenix: 300C for 30 min.

Caribbeana Morena: 200C for 30min.

And

Good Times: 200C door charge.

Where the first two are brothels and the last one is a strip club. Could people confirm the prices? Esp in Good Times. Do they have facilities there so you don't need to take a girl out? How much do the girls charge inside?

Also, anyone who has the exact addresses of these clubs, would be great to post them. I have only collected "directions". Anyone also know how much a taxt return could cost from the center? Do yo need to pay drivers extra to wait for you or are there cabs already there when you come out?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Droplet; 1105502]Hi, I've been RTFF and taking down details. It seems that I have 3 good options:

Fenix: 300C for 30 min.

Caribbeana Morena: 200C for 30min.

And

Good Times: 200C door charge.

Where the first two are brothels and the last one is a strip club. Could people confirm the prices? Esp in Good Times. Do they have facilities there so you don't need to take a girl out? How much do the girls charge inside?

Also, anyone who has the exact addresses of these clubs, would be great to post them. I have only collected "directions". Anyone also know how much a taxt return could cost from the center? Do yo need to pay drivers extra to wait for you or are there cabs already there when you come out?

Thanks[/QUOTE]OK C$300 is less than $15 and C$200 is less than $10. So plus or minus C$100 is under five bucks. So just go and ask. The Fenix pricing seems to be pretty well set at C$300. I doubt that Morena is only charging C$200 for even 5 minutes since three years ago it was more than that by far. Like C$500 is more probable for other than a hug.

I went to Good Times once. I could not see 5 feet or hear anything and there were way too many chavalos for me to be comfortable so we left. YMMV. Also across the side street, e. G. The same side of the main road is Cueto Club, sort of offering the same thing. Probably easier to hear, certainly easier to see. If Good Times has rooms inside, and they probably do, I couldn't see them but really I couldn't see anything in there. Cueto Club does, Club Hotel Girls Hollywood (aka the old Vale Todo in Monsegnior Lozcano) does and has hands on private dances for about US$20. You are probably way better off at Morena or Fenix than GT.

Normally in nightclubs such as GT, CC or Vale Todo, if I want to partake I get numbers from the girls and then arrange something outside business hours vs. go indoors. The US$100 they want inside works out to $20 outside.

You only have directions because only about 10% of streets have names and nobody has an address, e. G. # 123 Chavez Avenue does not exist and never has.

Directions in Managua are from (landmark, possibly a landmark long long gone) so many cuadras (blocks) in some direction using al lago (towards the lake) for North, al sur for South, arriba for East and bajo for West (arriba / bajo where the sun goes up or down, e. G.). Then metres from a point if a partial cuadra and sometimes a colour or such of a door, parked car, tree, etc. It works, and you will get there.

That info now known, you would have to find a taxista who is on his first day. 14 years old and blind, and never lived in Managua to not know where all 3 of these places are. Fenix is so ubiquitous that it would not surprise me if it is now used as a (from) location in other directions. E. G. Donde a Fenix.

Anyway Morena is near SINSA in Altamira, you can see one from the other basically. Fenix is part of the Llantas Kelly complex close to the rotonda Santo Domingo and for Good Times just tell them it is al lado Cueto Club which has been there on the bypass for about 20 years. Al lado = beside. The bypass is the road that goes from (Metrocentro) to Rotonda Santo Domingo to Carretera Norte. But asking for Cueto Club will do the job. Negotiate the taxi price before entering, only enter a cab with a license plate and that it matches the painted on plate number on the side and trunk and never get in a taxi with two guys , e.g. driver and friend, and preferably get the hotel to visibly note the plate number when you get in. Insist on "exclusivo" e.g. do not share the cab with other passengers en route.

Get the taxista's cell number and say you'll call him when you want to leave. He'll come back. If you find a good one you can rent them exclusively for a few hours by haggling, I paid as little as C$120 an hour, $5.50 and they just wait and go where you like.

This sounds way more like worrying about the nth detail and trying to save pennies than going to have fun.

I assume you are fluent in Spanish, if not the proprietoress of Morena (Gina) speaks English and some of the girls there should since some come from Bluefields.

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I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus

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I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus[/QUOTE]

Where do you meet the women in Managua who are not at places like Fenix for $150 for three hours who are model quality or like the girls in the picture? I speak Spanish.

Forgot to mention that I am fifty but look a little younger. Maybe 45. Would that exclude me?

Hey Buddy,

Can't send you a private msg. Either you are not accepting msgs or you are not a paying member. Admin doesn't allow passing emails on the public board. Any other way I can have her details and digits and make contact with you?

[QUOTE=Sparky Festus; 1106532]

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I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sparky Festus; 1106532]

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I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus[/QUOTE]I'll be in Nicaragua from Jan 12th through Jan 19th and would welcome a few contacts for Nica's and for places to go.

Thanks, Tim

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I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus[/QUOTE]F2 is hot! Please join the board in order for us to get the digits of these fine babes. Plan to be in Managua March and April.

[QUOTE=Shamester;1106731]F2 is hot! Please join the board in order for us to get the digits of these fine babes. Plan to be in Managua March and April.[/QUOTE]Crap. I didn't mean for that to happen. I wonder if there is another way to get the information to you without posting it to everyone.

Yes, she is hot.

[QUOTE=Sparky Festus; 1106797]Crap. I didn't mean for that to happen. I wonder if there is another way to get the information to you without posting it to everyone.

Yes, she is hot. [/QUOTE]The best method is to join this forum.

Tjecon. I am impressed with the looks of this girl. Is this legit? I am not trying to diss anything here, but I have lived and worked in Managua for 14 years and never come across a lady this beautiful and sophisticated looking. Now, granted, $150 for three hours is hideously expensive in Nicaragua, but wow. This girl is stunning. Why don't you give us some more details on your time with this girl? How you met her, where you went, how often you have been with her. Just a bit of background on you and her.

Please get your membership with ISG going so that we can all PM you. If any of you guys really do connect with this lovely young thing. Please let us know.

Nog

[QUOTE=Noguera; 1107124]Tjecon. I am impressed with the looks of this girl. Is this legit? I am not trying to diss anything here, but I have lived and worked in Managua for 14 years and never come across a lady this beautiful and sophisticated looking. Now, granted, $150 for three hours is hideously expensive in Nicaragua, but wow. This girl is stunning. Why don't you give us some more details on your time with this girl? How you met her, where you went, how often you have been with her. Just a bit of background on you and her.

Please get your membership with ISG going so that we can all PM you. If any of you guys really do connect with this lovely young thing. Please let us know.

Nog[/QUOTE]

Nog,
Which girl? I searched Tjecon's posts and saw no photos.
Do you mean Sparky?

SS

My bad guys! Must have had a brain fart. You are correct. I was referring to the two photos of Sparky's. Damn, that girl is absolutely gorgeous.

Nog

[QUOTE=Noguera; 1107124]Tjecon. I am impressed with the looks of this girl. Is this legit? I am not trying to diss anything here, but I have lived and worked in Managua for 14 years and never come across a lady this beautiful and sophisticated looking. Now, granted, $150 for three hours is hideously expensive in Nicaragua, but wow. This girl is stunning. Why don't you give us some more details on your time with this girl? How you met her, where you went, how often you have been with her. Just a bit of background on you and her.

Please get your membership with ISG going so that we can all PM you. If any of you guys really do connect with this lovely young thing. Please let us know.

Nog[/QUOTE]Nog,

Wed. Night at Moods disco and Thursday night at Chamon disco (place looks like a pyamind) have plenty of women who look maybe hotter than those two. Of course they are mostly non Pros.

In Moods I get a table which means you have to buy a bottle, but that is a drawing card to all the people who have been standing all night. At the other place the VIP section is upstairs and it gives you a little breathing room as the downstairs area is packed. If memory serves me correct the admission for men is 200 Cords but most drinks are included, except beer and mixers like orange juice. The charge for this stuff is 20 Cords.

From my hotel the cab charge was 50 Cords, but when leaving the shark cab drivers all want 100 Cords.

[QUOTE=John Gault; 1107332]Nog,

Wed. Night at Moods disco and Thursday night at Chamon disco (place looks like a pyamind) have plenty of women who look maybe hotter than those two. Of course they are mostly non Pros.

In Moods I get a table which means you have to buy a bottle, but that is a drawing card to all the people who have been standing all night. At the other place the VIP section is upstairs and it gives you a little breathing room as the downstairs area is packed. If memory serves me correct the admission for men is 200 Cords but most drinks are included, except beer and mixers like orange juice. The charge for this stuff is 20 Cords.

From my hotel the cab charge was 50 Cords, but when leaving the shark cab drivers all want 100 Cords. [/QUOTE]Hey Shrugged.

Always great to get your input. Did you ever pull a fine young thing that looked this amazing out of any of these clubs? If so, what kind of money was she happy with? I value your opinion and insight.

Nog

These girls are typical of what you see all over the country, including brothels.

[QUOTE=Huevonn;1107356]These girls are typical of what you see all over the country, including brothels.[/QUOTE]Does Fenix have this type of talent? If not which specific brothel has this type of talent?

[QUOTE=Huevonn;1107356]These girls are typical of what you see all over the country, including brothels.[/QUOTE]Yeah right!

On what planet is this Nicaragua you are referring to?

I guess they just don't look that stunning to me, just your typical pretty Nica girl that you trip over everywhere, or not?

Okay, not in the brothels, most are las gorditas but you do come across these diamond in the rough quite often. I have seen quite a few freelancers like this in San Juan Sur and as well as in some of the rough brothels in and around town, as well as in Rivas. Not to mention the many all over Costa Rica.

Sorry, I don't have any experience in Managua itself.

[QUOTE=Noguera; 1107457]Yeah right!

On what planet is this Nicaragua you are referring to? [/QUOTE]The planet with no frito.

Thanks to all those who's posted, so much useful information. I'm tempted to take some girls for hotel action. Given that Cristo Rey is only walking distance away from Fenix, is it wise to negociate with the girls to meet outside hotel or underneath the statue at the round about after she finishes work without going through mobile calls? What times are the shifts there?

Finally, what are the "fair" prices to negotiate with them in the hotel ranging from 1-2 hours to TLN? If anyone know the costs of the hotel per night itd be useful. As it doesn't say on their website.

Cheers

My first post here as I just joined. I am going to be in Managua for a couple days dn then work my way to CR. I really love masssage spots where I can get a good massage and mabye a HJ or more after. Any spots in the city?

[QUOTE=Droplet; 1107956]Thanks to all those who's posted, so much useful information. I'm tempted to take some girls for hotel action. Given that Cristo Rey is only walking distance away from Fenix, is it wise to negociate with the girls to meet outside hotel or underneath the statue at the round about after she finishes work without going through mobile calls? What times are the shifts there?

Finally, what are the "fair" prices to negotiate with them in the hotel ranging from 1-2 hours to TLN? If anyone know the costs of the hotel per night itd be useful. As it doesn't say on their website.

Cheers[/QUOTE]From previous posts the room rate is $46US including breakfast. Could someone please confirm?

[QUOTE=Shamester;1108117]From previous posts the room rate is $46US including breakfast. Could someone please confirm?[/QUOTE]I am sitting in room #6 right now and I just walked up to the front and checked with Linda and she assured me it was in deed $46. 00 a night and includes breakfast.

The shifts at Fenix are usually about 10am to 8pm and some come a little later as the night girls start coming in from 8pm to 9pm. I would recommend doing a session with the girl and if you really like her then exchange the information and have her just come to the hotel. I had a great session with Gaby on Thanksgiving day and she came to the hotel that night and I pay her 40 bucks for 2 hours. She was well worth it and I really hope to see her again this trip.

[QUOTE=Shamester;1107030]The best method is to join this forum.[/QUOTE]FYI, I joined tonight, you should be all able to send me messages on Tuesday for her digits.

For anyone that wants details, you can send me messages now.

[QUOTE=Sparky Festus; 1106532]

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I have been following this forum for a while. I've been to Nica a few times and I agree with everything that I've seen on this board. The first is that Fenix is a strange sh*thole, but if you stick around long enough you will find a few choice ladies. All that for a very low amount of Cordobas.

The bigger challenge is for those of us who don't speak Spanish. There are in fact fine looking women all over, and they are looking for action. However if you don't speak the language give it up! It won't happen, even with a digital translator with you. I've tried. They seem interested, then they give up.

The previous time I was in Nica, I met a woman who speaks English. She is now 21 years old and a runway model and promotional model. This time she introduced me to some of her friends, who are also models. Mind you, these are stunning women, not the women you will find at Fenix. Bottom line is that you should be able to get three hours with a woman who speaks English for about $150, which for me is a bargain, because I also want to enjoy the companionship. We have gone dancing, once to the hotel bar, laughed, joked and have a great time. Always ending at the room for lot's 'o fun (FS GFE extreme). I'm pretty sure for $200 they would stay for the night.

I attached two pictures of her. One when she was modeling, the other out on a date. If you are interested send me a note and I can send you her digits.

Enjoy!

Festus[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sparky Festus;1108764]For anyone that wants details, you can send me messages now.[/QUOTE]Sparky,

Sent you a PM. Check your messagers. Thaks, Tijuana

[QUOTE=Tjecon; 1111057]Sparky,

Sent you a PM. Check your messagers. Thaks, Tijuana[/QUOTE]Responded to you.

[QUOTE=Tjecon; 1111057]Sparky,

Sent you a PM. Check your messagers. Thaks, Tijuana[/QUOTE]It would be nice to have a report about this after you get back. I will likely be going to Nic. In May. If you do not want to post, just send me a pm after you get back.

Thanks in advance.

I am going to Managua the first week of March and I need a little information that is not cover in this thread. First how available and reliable are ATMs. I am staying at the El Almendro Hotel. Also are there any gyms in the area of the El Almendro which is close to Metrocenter Mall. One last thing has anyone stayed at the El Almendro. Do they have safety boxes in the room large enough for a netbook computer. Thanks.

Wmb774

[QUOTE=Wmb774; 1112329]I am going to Managua the first week of March and I need a little information that is not cover in this thread. First how available and reliable are ATMs. I am staying at the El Almendro Hotel. Also are there any gyms in the area of the El Almendro which is close to Metrocenter Mall. One last thing has anyone stayed at the El Almendro. Do they have safety boxes in the room large enough for a netbook computer. Thanks.

Wmb774[/QUOTE]ATM's are relaible and plentiful around Managua and other towns. Can't comment on the rest.

well, flew into managua and drove to las penitas. stayed at playa roca hotel on the beach. it's run by an expat named dave. no chicas at the beach but panga fishing, sun, surf and lobsters. inexpensive and clean enough. look up max and antonio. at nights we visited barbaro in leon. ok food, girls on the streets from 8pm to 10pm. lot lizzards at the on the run gas station at the bypass. didn't partake. look out for the ****d.

on to managua. stayed at christo rey hotel. clean, family run, nice rooms, great location. fenix 3 buildings down across the street. good times about a klick beyond that. diamonds and solid gold at the centro area. all according to prior reports. best connections came from a board member. he gave me a phone number that led to a phone number that led to 9's and 10' that went for $20-$80 depending on the time and services requested. all univercity students and models that don't mess with the locals. truely stunning ladies. my spanish is iffy but if you work at it you can get by without any problems. brother p wins the trophy. think he had 3 or 4 sessions a day. brother wayne fell in love several times after a few rum and cokes. managua is not for the faint hearted. take cabs. they are cheap and safe. walk, and you will put your safety on the line. i was never afraid or felt threatened but then i didn't offer anyone the opportunity. more detailed info is available if you pm me. i've got phone numbers and names to share. happy hunting.

Did you check out Diamond Club? Alittle expensive, but never saw below a 10 in there. Drinks for the ladies are $14 us. The trick is to go in and find 1 or 2 that you like and give them your # and leave. They don't get off until late but you will be getting the cream of the crop. Might have to fork over a 100, but if you work it mabey less.

[QUOTE=Joeydude1;1108064]My first post here as I just joined. I am going to be in Managua for a couple days dn then work my way to CR. I really love masssage spots where I can get a good massage and mabye a HJ or more after. Any spots in the city?[/QUOTE]Yes. Look in El Nuevo Diario classifieds under Bellaza and you will see the usual Bellmary's, Gloria, Lorena and Caribena Morena.

You'll need Spanish other than Morena. Bellmary's is fairly easy to find in Ciudad Jardin, Glorias is in a quite dodgy barrio, Lorena is in Msr. Lezcano and Morena is near Sinsa and across the street from Ceca Music Store in Altamira.

[QUOTE=Droplet; 1107956]Thanks to all those who's posted, so much useful information. I'm tempted to take some girls for hotel action. Given that Cristo Rey is only walking distance away from Fenix, is it wise to negociate with the girls to meet outside hotel or underneath the statue at the round about after she finishes work without going through mobile calls? What times are the shifts there?

Finally, what are the "fair" prices to negotiate with them in the hotel ranging from 1-2 hours to TLN? If anyone know the costs of the hotel per night itd be useful. As it doesn't say on their website.

Cheers[/QUOTE]You can try to arrange anything you want as long as you can speak their language. Beats me why you'd meet under a statue of Christ in the middle of a rotonda so you can get killed crossing the street. You're at a hotel tell her to come to the hotel. Seems more normal by far.

If you pay more than C$1000 you're s sucker. Even C$1000 is probably too much. C$500 is likely enough.

[quote=tjecon; 1114597]well, flew into managua and drove to las penitas. stayed at playa roca hotel on the beach. it's run by an expat named dave. no chicas at the beach but panga fishing, sun, surf and lobsters. inexpensive and clean enough. look up max and antonio. at nights we visited barbaro in leon. ok food, girls on the streets from 8pm to 10pm. lot lizzards at the on the run gas station at the bypass. didn't partake. look out for the ****d.

on to managua. stayed at christo rey hotel. clean, family run, nice rooms, great location. fenix 3 buildings down across the street. good times about a klick beyond that. diamonds and solid gold at the centro area. all according to prior reports. best connections came from a board member. he gave me a phone number that led to a phone number that led to 9's and 10' that went for $20-$80 depending on the time and services requested. all univercity students and models that don't mess with the locals. truely stunning ladies. my spanish is iffy but if you work at it you can get by without any problems. brother p wins the trophy. think he had 3 or 4 sessions a day. brother wayne fell in love several times after a few rum and cokes. managua is not for the faint hearted. take cabs. they are cheap and safe. walk, and you will put your safety on the line. i was never afraid or felt threatened but then i didn't offer anyone the opportunity. more detailed info is available if you pm me. i've got phone numbers and names to share. happy hunting. [/quote]ok, had about 15 private pm's regard to my offer for names and numbers. i'm swamped at work for the next few days. let me get back on my feet and i promise to respond to all the pm's. promise, the wait will be worth it.

[QUOTE=Tjecon;1115163]OK, Had about 15 private PM's regard to my offer for names and numbers. I'm swamped at work for the next few days. Let me get back on my feet and I promise to respond to all the PM's. Promise, the wait will be worth it.[/QUOTE]I figured that might happen. Do not lose the numbers, I will pm you in a couple of weeks. After you catch up with everything.

Hi there.

Finally got my subscription, so I can give info.

Learning a bit of the languge separates you from many others.

I'm pretty fussy avg 50 yr canadian young dude, lived in Panama for 8 months 2 years ago

15. 2month trips in the last 10 years in see. Are. Nic Panama.

2 years ago had exceptional service at fenix, BBBJ from 2 chicas without asking for it,

Tln with the same 50$ GFE, no bullshit.

Been many times to see. Are. And Panama.

Easy to get tln from del rey, key largo, blue marlin for 80$

4yrs ago pulled a fairly hot columbiana 40$ 3 hrs GFE from veneto.

But prefer bocas terreno for later dates.

My point 100$ to get laid is crazy, I hang out at places like del rey and veneto to practice mt espanol and go to the many 25$ per hour places for tln dates.

Help many of americans find these places and they can. T believe what they had been paying.

There is some real economical places with young hotties

[QUOTE=watertraveller; 1115872]Hi there.

Finally got my subscription, so I can give info.

Learning a bit of the languge separates you from many others.

I'm pretty fussy avg 50 yr canadian young dude, lived in Panama for 8 months 2 years ago

15. 2month trips in the last 10 years in see. Are. Nic Panama.

2 years ago had exceptional service at fenix, BBBJ from 2 chicas without asking for it,

Tln with the same 50$ GFE, no bullshit.

Been many times to see. Are. And Panama.

Easy to get tln from del rey, key largo, blue marlin for 80$

4yrs ago pulled a fairly hot columbiana 40$ 3 hrs GFE from veneto.

But prefer bocas terreno for later dates.

My point 100$ to get laid is crazy, I hang out at places like del rey and veneto to practice mt espanol and go to the many 25$ per hour places for tln dates.

Help many of americans find these places and they can. T believe what they had been paying.

There is some real economical places with young hotties[/QUOTE]Thank you for the contribution. Is it possible to reorganize the names of the establishments with the hot young chicas.

[QUOTE=watertraveller; 1115872]Hi there.

Finally got my subscription, so I can give info.

Learning a bit of the languge separates you from many others.

I'm pretty fussy avg 50 yr canadian young dude, lived in Panama for 8 months 2 years ago

15. 2month trips in the last 10 years in see. Are. Nic Panama.

2 years ago had exceptional service at fenix, BBBJ from 2 chicas without asking for it,

Tln with the same 50$ GFE, no bullshit.

Been many times to see. Are. And Panama.

Easy to get tln from del rey, key largo, blue marlin for 80$

4yrs ago pulled a fairly hot columbiana 40$ 3 hrs GFE from veneto.

But prefer bocas terreno for later dates.

My point 100$ to get laid is crazy, I hang out at places like del rey and veneto to practice mt espanol and go to the many 25$ per hour places for tln dates.

Help many of americans find these places and they can. T believe what they had been paying.

There is some real economical places with young hotties[/QUOTE]Great report. Thanks!

I will be in Managua with a few buddies in early May and we are thinking of staying at the Intercontinental.

Is that a chica friendly hotel?

The doorman and the Intercontinental in Guatemala city provided us with nice university girls looking to make a few extra bucks. Is the Managua Inter the same or more stuffy?

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1115015]You can try to arrange anything you want as long as you can speak their language. Beats me why you'd meet under a statue of Christ in the middle of a rotonda so you can get killed crossing the street. You're at a hotel tell her to come to the hotel. Seems more normal by far.

If you pay more than C$1000 you're a sucker. Even C$1000 is probably too much. C$500 is likely enough. [/QUOTE]Go for the colledge girls. GFE for 500C. 800C. Clubs are either a rip off, Diamonds, or or 5's or 6's for 300C.

As far as Rotunda Santa Domingo. They will come to the Hotel. Grand Pollo is giving good advice. I reccomend you follow his direction.

[QUOTE=Tjecon; 1116551]Go for the colledge girls. GFE for 500C. 800C. Clubs are either a rip off, Diamonds, or or 5's or 6's for 300C.

As far as Rotunda Santa Domingo. They will come to the Hotel. Grand Pollo is giving good advice. I reccomend you follow his direction. [/QUOTE]What exactly is Rotunda Santa Domingo? Please advise.

[QUOTE=Pourdesp; 1116268]I will be in Managua with a few buddies in early May and we are thinking of staying at the Intercontinental.

Is that a chica friendly hotel?

The doorman and the Intercontinental in Guatemala city provided us with nice university girls looking to make a few extra bucks. Is the Managua Inter the same or more stuffy? [/QUOTE]When I used to stay there, it was not chica friendly. I don't know about now, however.

[QUOTE=Shamester;1116636]What exactly is Rotunda Santa Domingo? Please advise.[/QUOTE]As has been stated in the forum, Managua does not have addresses. Every address is given from a known place. Know your Rotondas as they will used a lot.

Rotonda Santo Domingo is about 1 mile east of the Metrocentro Mall. Very close to Hotel Cristo Rey. It is a roundabout with a giant Christ statue with open arms.

[QUOTE=Pourdesp; 1116268]I will be in Managua with a few buddies in early May and we are thinking of staying at the Intercontinental.

Is that a chica friendly hotel?

The doorman and the Intercontinental in Guatemala city provided us with nice university girls looking to make a few extra bucks. Is the Managua Inter the same or more stuffy? [/QUOTE]If she's your wife or girlfriend and you get a double room and check in together sure. They will smell a streetwalker or casa girl from a mile away. I am not sure you'd even get past the doorman. I am really surprised they'd tolderate that for Guatemala as well.

It is way overpriced for Managua anyway other than weekends when they offer great deals with the private bar and executive floor. Good restaurant and private taxis but there is no need to stay there.

[QUOTE=Shamester;1116032]Thank you for the contribution. Is it possible to reorganize the names of the establishments with the hot young chicas.[/QUOTE]Other than Fenix they are all in other countries, I think Costa Rica. His post is incredibly hard to read like a text message and secret code mixed together. Like See Are for CR (I think that's Costa Rica)

[QUOTE=Shamester;1116636]What exactly is Rotunda Santa Domingo? Please advise.[/QUOTE]Santo Domingo de Guzman is the patron saint of Managua. Santa is the fat guy with presents. The rotonda is like they said with Jesus on an exercise ball. Between C. Norte and Metrocentro very close to Fenix.

Don't act as a smiling newbie. Every cabbie and 99% of Managua's population knows where Santo Domingo is. Fenix is 20 meters East. Look for Christmas lights and Santa Claus. They are doing a serious remodeling / construction. Soon, dancing girls and all.

BFT out.

QUOTE: I will be in Managua with a few buddies in early May and we are thinking of staying at the Intercontinental.

Is that a chica friendly hotel?[/quote]Excellent hotel that is worth every penny (sorry I didn't try another one since this one is great). I was there in December 2010 I came in at 3 am with 2 chicas. At the reception they asked for the girls' identities and I had to pay an extra fee for the room even though I was on the executive floor. If you don't mind being stared at while they do the registration it should be ok.

I met a girl there too during the day at the swimming pool and then we got to my room. Nobody will or should ask you something.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1115014]Yes. Look in El Nuevo Diario classifieds under Bellaza and you will see the usual Bellmary's, Gloria, Lorena and Caribena Morena.

You'll need Spanish other than Morena. Bellmary's is fairly easy to find in Ciudad Jardin, Glorias is in a quite dodgy barrio, Lorena is in Msr. Lezcano and Morena is near Sinsa and across the street from Ceca Music Store in Altamira. [/QUOTE]Where is Lorena located in Msr. Lezcano. Can you be more precise?

Thanks

I have several questions for you, but you cannot receive PM's. How do I contact you?

We both know that unless you have specific, precise directions, you could be standing 10' away from a lot of these places and never find them! Can you give exact, precise directions to Bellmary's?

[QUOTE=Michel58;1117943]At the reception they asked for the girls' identities and I had to pay an extra fee for the room even though I was on the executive floor. If you don't mind being stared at while they do the registration it should be ok.[/QUOTE]I will probably stay at this hotel. How much is the extra fee?

[QUOTE=Michel58;1117943]At the reception they asked for the girls' identities and I had to pay an extra fee for the room even though I was on the executive floor. If you don't mind being stared at while they do the registration it should be ok.[/QUOTE]I will probably stay at this hotel. How much is the extra fee?

Thanks,

[quote=noguera; 1118897]i have several questions for you, but you cannot receive pm's. how do i contact you?

we both know that unless you have specific, precise directions, you could be standing 10' away from a lot of these places and never find them! can you give exact, precise directions to bellmary's? [/quote]

i don't receive pm's and never have receive pm's mainly because you cannot filter them. hey, you can filter them. i added you as a contact so pm away. all others are rejected, cool.

just get el nuevo diario and there is an ad under bellaza and there it is. after the crackdown they all are saying "therapeutic" but it is the same old thing. the online version search engine for the classifieds doesn't work for some reason.

one good thing, amazingly enough the house actually has a number on it.

[QUOTE=Iddfs; 1118965]I will probably stay at this hotel. How much is the extra fee?

Thanks, [/QUOTE]Just have a backup for when or if this fails. The inter other than weekends is GROSSLY overpriced and I would not bet the farm on girls being allowed. Register for a double room and then just go in with the girl. They may be more annoyed with paying single and using double than who it is

Good restaurant there but pros would be a waste of good money there honestly.

[QUOTE=Sunny Boy84; 1118640]Where is Lorena located in Msr. Lezcano. Can you be more precise?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Call them from the classifieds. There is one massage place listed that doesn't say its name which is them. I suspect it will be horrible.

[QUOTE=Iddfs;1118964]I will probably stay at this hotel. How much is the extra fee?[/QUOTE]The extra was $ 100 but it was really worth the girls and being in a nice, high standing hotel. As said in an another post best is to have a double room. Mine was single. Next time I will register for 2 guests.

Hey everyone,

So I've been lurking on these forums for a few years now as I move from country to country. I've been in Managua for a little over a year now and had a little opportunity to explore.

So far my experiences have included the Elite & Diamond clubs as well as the Hollywood Club Hotel. As others have mentioned, the clubs on the main strip of Massaya Highway are vastly overpriced, however they are easy to find for a non-Spanish speaking gringo like myself.

At any rate, I find myself with some free time and since I've already explored the clubs I could find I was curious about some of the other opportunities I've read about on these forums.

Some members mention sending them PM's for phone numbers and / or pics, but I haven't been able to find a discreet way to pay for a membership so that's not really an option for me. If anyone could advise of some leads I would greatly appreciate the help!

Hey everyone,

So I've been lurking on these forums for a few years now as I move from country to country. I've been in Managua for a little over a year now and had a little opportunity to explore.

So far my experiences have included the Elite & Diamond clubs as well as the Hollywood Club Hotel. As others have mentioned, the clubs on the main strip of Massaya Highway are vastly overpriced, however they are easy to find for a non-Spanish speaking gringo like myself.

At any rate, I find myself with some free time and since I've already explored the clubs I could find I was curious about some of the other opportunities I've read about on these forums.

Some members mention sending them PM's for phone numbers and / or pics, but I haven't been able to find a discreet way to pay for a membership so that's not really an option for me. If anyone could advise of some leads I would greatly appreciate the help!

[QUOTE=Frost35; 1119289]Hey everyone,

So I've been lurking on these forums for a few years now as I move from country to country. I've been in Managua for a little over a year now and had a little opportunity to explore.

So far my experiences have included the Elite & Diamond clubs as well as the Hollywood Club Hotel. As others have mentioned, the clubs on the main strip of Massaya Highway are vastly overpriced, however they are easy to find for a non-Spanish speaking gringo like myself.

At any rate, I find myself with some free time and since I've already explored the clubs I could find I was curious about some of the other opportunities I've read about on these forums.

Some members mention sending them PM's for phone numbers and / or pics, but I haven't been able to find a discreet way to pay for a membership so that's not really an option for me. If anyone could advise of some leads I would greatly appreciate the help! [/QUOTE]You're there for more than one year now but you still have trouble to find a shag?

Is Nicaragua that bad?

[QUOTE=Frost35; 1119275]Hey everyone,

So I've been lurking on these forums for a few years now as I move from country to country. I've been in Managua for a little over a year now and had a little opportunity to explore.

So far my experiences have included the Elite & Diamond clubs as well as the Hollywood Club Hotel. As others have mentioned, the clubs on the main strip of Massaya Highway are vastly overpriced, however they are easy to find for a non-Spanish speaking gringo like myself.

At any rate, I find myself with some free time and since I've already explored the clubs I could find I was curious about some of the other opportunities I've read about on these forums.

Some members mention sending them PM's for phone numbers and / or pics, but I haven't been able to find a discreet way to pay for a membership so that's not really an option for me. If anyone could advise of some leads I would greatly appreciate the help! [/QUOTE]You can find a way to pay. You can mail a money order, IIRC or get a friend to pay for you.

With 2 posts so you are a total stranger yet you tihink people ought to send you private phone numbers to girls that you can't speak to because in a year you cannot speak the language either?

Count me out. If you cannot get phone numbers from Vale Todo / Club Hollywood Girls you're lost, I'm afraid.

I am always very leery of these types of posts. There is enough advice in the last several weeks to steer you right. I hate Fenix but it isn't fatal and after reading you haven't gone to Fenix? Really? Where do you work?

[QUOTE=Michel58;1119229]The extra was $ 100 but it was really worth the girls and being in a nice, high standing hotel. As said in an another post best is to have a double room. Mine was single. Next time I will register for 2 guests.[/QUOTE]This hotel is ridiculously overpriced for Managua other than promotions usually on weekends and when there are no feriados. It is a great hotel but I have paid $119 on a weekend for a double room on the executive floor so a $100 fee is excessive on top of any rate they charge.

There are many hotels in Managua that are clean, friendly, safe and in the $50-$80 range that makes this surcharge even more ridiculous I would not recommend any member to try this as I am not sure you will succeed every time, and the girls will not be impressed by the hotel (they are impressed with hot water).

[QUOTE=Michel58;1119229]The extra was $ 100 but it was really worth the girls and being in a nice, high standing hotel. As said in an another post best is to have a double room. Mine was single. Next time I will register for 2 guests.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info, but I agree with GP that it is an excessive fee. Although your idea of checking in with a guest may be the better option.

GP, you are right that the weekday rates are too high in this hotel, but usually I am only in Managua on the weekends. On weekdays, I prefer to be in other cities.

[QUOTE=Iddfs; 1120539]Thanks for the info, but I agree with GP that it is an excessive fee. Although your idea of checking in with a guest may be the better option.

GP, you are right that the weekday rates are too high in this hotel, but usually I am only in Managua on the weekends. On weekdays, I prefer to be in other cities. [/QUOTE]Checking in with a girl and then arriving with others will not go unnoticed. Even on weekends it is overpriced and if they add $100 then it is crazy expensive.

I will be going to Managua for the first time next month, although I have been to Central America a number of times. I was wondering if any old hands can tell me if there are any "gold standard" strip clubs in Managua that one should not miss. For example, I would probably have never known about "Lips" in San Salvador without this board, and that would be a real shame. I think it's one of the best damn strip clubs in the world! But a bunch of places around it suck pretty bad. Same goes for "Platinos" in Guatemala City. I wouldn't miss Platinos if I was going to GC, and I'd probably go out of my way to go to Lips in SS. Same with some clubs in Mexico. So, any place like that in Managua that you would tell your buddies to visit at all costs? Some features of an awesome club for me:

-Lively atmosphere, safe, but plenty of people drinking beer and having a good time. Like a good American strip club.

-Constant stream of pretty girls dancing. No bullshit like I seem to find often, like a few bored girls fucking with their phones in the corner, once in a while a half assed dance on stage.

- Good prices; gringo prices are OK, Japanese business man clip joints are not. Cover is OK, as is $5ish beer and $20 lap dances max.

- on premise service is great, but optional. I think I've got that part figured out by reading the forums here.

-Full nude is a big plus.

Basically, looking for good bars, which happen to have a bunch of hot naked women around. For the two clubs I mentioned above, I've been to a bunch of shitty ones in those cities that were a waste of time.

I'm going to post something similar in the Costa Rica section, as I'm going there too. Thanks very much for any advice.

[QUOTE=Balls Rawls;1121541]I will be going to Managua for the first time next month, although I have been to Central America a number of times. I was wondering if any old hands can tell me if there are any "gold standard" strip clubs in Managua that one should not miss. .[/QUOTE]

Must Miss/Avoid Like Plague of the Genitals a/k/a Overpriced Gringo Clip Joints:

Elite.
Diamond.
Solid Gold (if it still is open, hope not)

All three are the usual $5-10-20 cover $10 drinks, $300 girls, the usual bullshit. You can chat and often get numbers from Diamond girls as they go over to the Texaco Star Mart next door for smokes and stuff. They are dead obvious to identify.

Passable:

Hollywood Club Girls (formerly Vale Todo I in Monsignor Lezcano). Lap dances are around $20, a lot of girls are hot, they have on premsises and take out and it is dead easy as long as you can talk to girls to arrange to see them off hours for a fraction of the dumb-ass rates inside. If there is a cover it might be $2 and drinks are cheaper than say the Intercontinental :). They dance one after the other. Girl drinks IIRC are a little pricey maybe $5 vs. your $2 rum and coke and they only get C$40 or less of that. Given them C$50 to talk to you and no drink and you both win. Management when I was there spoke English and won't push girls or drinks. Music tends towards electronic and hip hop shit and a bit loud.

Marginal: Fat, Crowded, Chavalo Filled, or Just plain crappy.

Cueto Club. - Fat, too many locals
Venus (across from where Aqui Polancos was and no longer is "aqui") - I assume it is open. Fat fat and fatty fat fat
Good Times - Chavalos up the wazoo and pitch dark. No idea what people find so likable about this place.

Make sure you stay at the Intercontinental, I hear it is a great deal and no hassle. :)

Thanks very much Mr. Pollo- sounds like I'll be paying a visit to Hollywood Club Girls in March.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1121964]Must Miss / Avoid Like Plague of the Genitals a / k/a Overpriced Gringo Clip Joints:

Elite.

Diamond.

Solid Gold (if it still is open, hope not)

All three are the usual $5-10-20 cover $10 drinks, $300 girls, the usual bullshit. You can chat and often get numbers from Diamond girls as they go over to the Texaco Star Mart next door for smokes and stuff. They are dead obvious to identify.

Passable:

Hollywood Club Girls (formerly Vale Todo I in Monsignor Lezcano). Lap dances are around $20, a lot of girls are hot, they have on premsises and take out and it is dead easy as long as you can talk to girls to arrange to see them off hours for a fraction of the dumb-ass rates inside. If there is a cover it might be $2 and drinks are cheaper than say the Intercontinental. They dance one after the other. Girl drinks IIRC are a little pricey maybe $5 vs. Your $2 rum and coke and they only get C$40 or less of that. Given them C$50 to talk to you and no drink and you both win. Management when I was there spoke English and won't push girls or drinks. Music tends towards electronic and hip hop shit and a bit loud.

Marginal: Fat, Crowded, Chavalo Filled, or Just plain crappy.

Cueto Club.. Fat, too many locals.

Venus (across from where Aqui Polancos was and no longer is "aqui"). I assume it is open. Fat fat and fatty fat fat.

Good Times. Chavalos up the wazoo and pitch dark. No idea what people find so likable about this place.

Make sure you stay at the Intercontinental, I hear it is a great deal and no hassle. . [/QUOTE]

I will be traveling to Managua and probably Grenada in June 2011 alone. Any advice? Anyone wana meet up for a drink? I've been to CR and DR, but Never Nica yet.

[QUOTE=Beerdrinker;1129646]Any advice?[/QUOTE]Yes avoid Granada (Grenada is a Caribbean island nowhere near Nicaragua) , unless you are with NGO workers, tourists with sandals with socks on underneath, old, really old people, or your Mom.

You need usable Spanish, as there is literally no English to speak of there.

Don't drive. Ever.

Buy a SIM on Movistar, as you cannot get by without a phone, and it is inexpensive. You need an unblocked GSM phone, and quad band.

Avoid obvous bad barrios and Mercado Oriental unless accompanied.

I thought Grenada was another city in Nicaragua? You have been to Managua before?

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1129714]Yes avoid Granada (Grenada is a Caribbean island nowhere near Nicaragua) , unless you are with NGO workers, tourists with sandals with socks on underneath, old, really old people, or your Mom.

You need usable Spanish, as there is literally no English to speak of there.

Don't drive. Ever.

Buy a SIM on Movistar, as you cannot get by without a phone, and it is inexpensive. You need an unblocked GSM phone, and quad band.

Avoid obvous bad barrios and Mercado Oriental unless accompanied. [/QUOTE]Pollo. LOL. You are absolutely cracking me up! If only everyone would listen to you. You have me really laughing hard. I love it.

[QUOTE=Beerdrinker;1129719]I thought Grenada was another city in Nicaragua? You have been to Managua before?[/QUOTE]Tried to send message but your not set up to alow it

[quote=beerdrinker;1129719]i thought grenada was another city in nicaragua? you have been to managua before?[/quote]learn to spell or learn to use an atlas as grenada is a west indies island nation the us invaded a few decades ago (watch heartbreak ridge with clint eastwood to see about that).

while granada is a city in nicaragua old geezers and scaredy-cats go to when they are otherwise peeing their pants (or depends) in managua.

i've been in managua every month since 2004 so i think i can safely say this as a fact and i can differentiate the two (or three if you want to throw in grenada).

in those 7 years, i have been to granada once and that was the 2nd day i was in the country (and never to grenada as it is a huge commute from managua) and have never been back (to granada) as it is a huge waste of time.

[quote=grand pollo;1130453]granada is a city in nicaragua old geezers and scaredy-cats go to when they are otherwise peeing their pants (or depends) in managua.[/quote]ha! just got back from a few days in granada with my gal. was 1st in granada way back in 1997, sjds 1997.

first in nica in 1985. wasn't carrying no "c. a. hippie on the cheap travel guide" neither. canteens yes and numerous, wattle bottles no. no gd sandals nor shorts. i slept in the gd dirt many times and my clothes were cleaner than these hippie scum. this last trip was about the 7th of too many last times. my gal was trippin' looking at the filth, in their hippie uniforms, something relatively new to her, at least in such large numbers. what euro / american hippie toilets these once pure cities have now both become, all in the name of "tourism" which these gubnunt pols want so badly. just white filth walking everywhere, filth spoiled pansies who never turned a screw. i despise them. last month passed through copan. last time there maybe 25 years ago, almost shoved my finger down my throat to puke on the street. worse than sjds, worse than granada. hippies dancing in the streets.

btw, also knew grenada in oct. 1983."granada is a car, grenada is an island." we'd say upon return to the mispronouncing unbeknownst (an old gringo commercial thing).

btw, thurs. sun, plenty of managua hookers in sjds. if ya can't find 'them, the problem is you. i remember once.

Ok. So Granada is not the place to go. But Managua is? Where should I stay near the action and chica friendly? Can anyone recommend restauarants? Casinos? The best discos? How many girls to choose from? Massage parlors? Anyone gana be in managua in June?

[QUOTE=Ready Ru;1130046]Tried to send message but your not set up to alow it[/QUOTE]How do I get up to allow messages?

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[QUOTE=Sparky Festus;1108764]For anyone that wants details, you can send me messages now.[/QUOTE]My name is Steven, I am a very often visitor to SJDS, I surf there and have a condo there. I am 40 years from New York City. I am very interested in meeting or calling some of your nica girl contacts in Managua.

Do you have the digits for any women there. Going in the next few weeks.

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Be happy to have anything you have, it sounds like you are clued in there.

Thanks much

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[QUOTE=SurferAlex; 1135084]My name is Steven, I am a very often visitor to SJDS, I surf there and have a condo there. I am 40 years from New York City. I am very interested in meeting or calling some of your nica girl contacts in Managua.

Do you have the digits for any women there. Going in the next few weeks.

My email is [blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue] Or my cellphone is [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue]

Be happy to have anything you have, it sounds like you are clued in there.

Thanks much[/QUOTE]You might want to have more bona fides than 1 post asking for numbers of girls. We don't know you from Adam.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo;1135829]You might want to have more bona fides than 1 post asking for numbers of girls. We don't know you from Adam.[/QUOTE]I agree with GP: Just join Steven, it's cheap and low key on the cc.

Arrived Thursday night. Hooked up with a chica thru a board referral. Spectacular real tits big, firm and round. Great cow girl action from several angles.

Friday sampled Fenix. Selected a chica named Anna E whao jyst started 2 days ago. Cute face with decent body. Followed instructions well. Cummed 2 times in one half hour. DFK. Not as talented as opters but enthusiastic and learning. Bare back blow job.

At night hooked up with the specatacular Celeste. Starts at 700 pm. Popular. 1.5 hours of nice sucking and screiwng. Great tounguse action. Slim firm body with nice saggy tits. Recently had a baby 4 months ago. No bareback BJ. Great kisser. Wonderful experiences.

Managua is blessed with slim hot big breasted chicas everywhere. Made a friend at Fenix who knows whwere to find hot young chicas for the price of alcohol. Shall report later.

Has anyone had experience at Lorena Massage? Where is it located and would you recommend it? Look forward to hearing from you.

Is Celeste at Fenix?

[QUOTE=Shamester; 1138053]Arrived Thursday night. Hooked up with a chica thru a board referral. Spectacular real tits big, firm and round. Great cow girl action from several angles.

Friday sampled Fenix. Selected a chica named Anna E whao jyst started 2 days ago. Cute face with decent body. Followed instructions well. Cummed 2 times in one half hour. DFK. Not as talented as opters but enthusiastic and learning. Bare back blow job.

At night hooked up with the specatacular Celeste. Starts at 700 pm. Popular. 1.5 hours of nice sucking and screiwng. Great tounguse action. Slim firm body with nice saggy tits. Recently had a baby 4 months ago. No bareback BJ. Great kisser. Wonderful experiences.

Managua is blessed with slim hot big breasted chicas everywhere. Made a friend at Fenix who knows whwere to find hot young chicas for the price of alcohol. Shall report later.[/QUOTE]

A couple of pics from my January adventure con amigos!

Thanks for sharing Brother!

[QUOTE=Brother P;1138390]A couple of pics from my January adventure con amigos![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sunny Boy84;1138059]Is Celeste at Fenix?[/QUOTE]Si Senor.

PS Fenix is not a dump. Its under construction and should be quite nice when finished.

Hooked up with a chica from Estelli (coffee region). Similar looking to Megan Fox (24 years old) with a German, Russian Eastern Euro type look. No English. Jumped in my friends car. She sat on my lap and started chanting "Muraka Muraka Muraka." Nice lap dancing.

Proceeded to a Mexican bar at the galierios. Then to Karaoke. Nice young chicas at the Karaoke. Chica decided to stay at my hotel. Proceeded to pick up more beer. Chica was more talk than action. No BJ. S Muraka chnating was just talk. I was forced to do way too much work. Only could cum doggie style. Lacked stamina. Screwed 4 times waking her up sevral times. One time she set the timer to wake up for sex. Nice skin and good attitude.

Sunday we were planning to go to the Melacon for a boat ride at 100pm. My friend called. Pronto to Granada for a boat ride the Isletas. Packed up and arrived in Granada.

Nice ride. No beers for me, plenty for the chica. I realized it is customary to talk openly about each other sex capades from the night before. Chica was telling the group the oral sex I performed on her and waking up for sex. LOL.

Chica was telling everyone how much she loved me. Silly. Finally around 300p it was time to book a tour to Masaya for Monday and rtn to the hotel. Chica wanted to stay the night and sty over.

Back to the room for some okay sex. Chica was strarting to become a problem. Forced to buy her new leather sandal ($15US) for tour. Wanted a nice dress from a nearby store. Orders a steak dinner without my authorization.

After round one chica stareted sleeping. Gave the impression she wanted to sleep the rest of the evening. Refused to wake up amd perform. Needed to get her attention by telling her to leave and catch the bus back to Managua. Became upset. Tried to call our mutual friend but cell phone was out of power. Calmed her down by telling her how much I loved her and lets go get more beers.

Held hand and lovey dovey to a bar. Drank 2 beers and a shot of tequila. Started acting up. Told the bartender I was a dictator. Tried to order 3 more beers (this is after having at least 10 beers prior. My nickname for her was Tona named after the beer.)

Returned back to the hotel around 1100 pm. Tried to get room service but closed. Asked around but bars were closed. Returned to the room. Wanted me to accomany her to a bar. Declined. Gave her the key. She scrapped up coins and left.

Returns with food. Keeps on loghts while I am attempting to sleep. Finally comes to bed for sleep. Early in the morning preey good sexo from her. She also has a dryness problem. Maybe from continual dehydration from drinking alcohol.

Breakfast at hotel. Proved around $5 for bus fare and taxi to Managu for chica. Left for my tour.

Bottom Line: Unless you speak decent Spanish or if the chica understands English its fun for a complete GFE. Open amore is encouraged and expected. Nice. However if one party lacks the othe languag skills stick to the paid providers since it is cheaper with less headaches.

Anyways my frien is fixing me yp with the original 19 year old bilingual Englsih speaking chica. My friend assures me she speaks good English (college student) and is hotter than the Esteli chica. Shall report later.

Going to managua the 15th of April. Looking to find a wingman and make some possible connections w chicas before I arrive, anyone know a good website? I'm on amigos and its the worst, I've sent out 50 messages and got back 2, and I'm a paid member where they can answer for free! Any other ideas? Is it even worth it? I like to have at least the first night or two with a date lined up. Oh and I speak spanish so thats not a problem.

Also where is meat loaf nowadays? Voce esta ficando no brasil ainda? Tem uma conselo pra mim? Onde debo ir pras primeras noites e comecar bom?

Ok thanks, and please no rtff, I've been reading for days, its just alot of the info is old and I read so much I forget it by the next day.

Can anyone give advise for online website or local paper with rental listings? House are apartment will suit me much better then a hotel and obviously looking for something furnished in Manila.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Shamester; 1138928]Hooked up with a chica from Estelli (coffee region). . .

Anyways my frien is fixing me yp with the original 19 year old bilingual Englsih speaking chica. My friend assures me she speaks good English (college student) and is hotter than the Esteli chica. Shall report later. [/QUOTE]Hey Sham,

Thanks for the report. Keep us posted and send me her phone number if she's worth it!

S

[QUOTE=Shamester; 1138913]Si Senor.

PS Fenix is not a dump. Its under construction and should be quite nice when finished. [/QUOTE]It was under construction a year ago too. LOL Good luck to them. I'll miss the torn plastic bags for shower heads. Good times.

[QUOTE=The Dirty Pirate;1139504]It was under construction a year ago too. LOL Good luck to them. I'll miss the torn plastic bags for shower heads. Good times.[/QUOTE]It was under construction 4 years ago. The place is a dump, but kind of cool, like a neo modern workd from a movie.

[QUOTE=Sparky Festus; 1139335]Hey Sham,

Thanks for the report. Keep us posted and send me her phone number if she's worth it!

S[/QUOTE]Shall do my fellow mongers

Visited Fenix around 100pm. Unimpressive. No Anna E. Maybe manyana The place improves around 800pm. Expect to hit the 19 year old soon.

BTW agree about the cleaning chica at Cristo Rey. Hot. Nice tits and tan. Currently even a hotter chica at the internet place up the street. Fair skined university business student. Also have the tel number of a hot older chica that works at the t shirt store at Metro Centro. Spanish only. PM for details.

Also have Celeste form Fenix cell phone number. She uses a different name. PM me for details.

Nica has hotter chicas floating around than Panama and Guatamela imo. Rivals South American countries. Amazing. Sorry for offending those that do not want this place overrun with mongers. The board has enriched my monger life. Hopefully others benefit from my modest posts.

Fenix is totally funky. It is a complete dump, but then again kind of like out of a Mad Max movie. I especially like the planks you have to walk on through the construction site to get from the lounge area to the rooms. The women are way better there now, than in the past.

Club Hollywood Girls (the former Vale Todo) is closed. Went by on Friday night and locked up tight without a light on. Too bad, I liked that place.

Leon is dead. Have never seen one available woman at Barbaro. Don't know what others are talking about in that regard. The women at the Esso on the by-pass are also pretty non-existent. They pretty much "do" the truckers in their cabs, but at night you really can't see them as they stick to the shadows in groups. Total waste of time. One strip club called "Club Lady" on the by-pass but only open on weekends. The 3-4 women there are absolutely enormous. Hehehehehe

After consulting with hotel staff decided to walk to Fenix from CristoRey to Fenix at night. Walked earlier during the day. Absolutely no problems during day and night. The problem is with the bar next door. It attracts bad people from a closeby neighborhood. Staff offered me the choice of security going with me to the bar. Declined.

Fenix failed to have Celeste. More chicas but not many worthwhile. Finally found a slim chica named Pauline. Petite with pretty face. Fair skinned. Nice perky tits.

Chica was not GFE. No kissing. Good performer though. Wants drinks and tips. Good BJ. Although complained about lock jaw several times. Reverse cg with grinding was excellent. Frontal cg was good. Behind was okay. Missionary pathetic. Nice skin. Loved looking in the mirrors.

The reverse grinding cg deserves a revisit.

Mongers please do not be discourage by others descriptions. Its like visiting ruins. Fenix is the 99 cents value meal. Tasty food for a budget monger. Feel satisfied and content before visiting higher priced menu items.

Visited moods disco in the Galeria shopping center.

Every Wednesday night its Ladies Night. 150 cordoba entrance fee gets you unlimited rum and vodka. Beers are 20 cordoba. There are women that speak English. Nice selection of chicas. Ask the bartenderto set you up for a tip.

Unfortunately got too drunk to participate.

Recently returned from Fenix. Enqured about Anna E. Infromed she was occupado. Paid my fee to guarantee I was next. She emerged. Someone at the bar also tried to pay. Since I already paid it was my turn.

Started with bbj. Good. Not as talented as Celeste or others but GFE. Kisses like a gf. CG actipn is okay. Bounces around but has not aquired the finess of others. Instructed me to missionary in order for her to orgasam. Seemed real. Pussy is kind of stretched out.

Nice finishing with deep throating and teeth action. CIM with condom. No round 2. Pathetic massage. Good for the price but just not as talented.

Walking back to the bar was a mild adventure. It appears they are installing or repairing underground pipes. Must be careful walking the plank.

My goodness. Rita at Cristo Rey is so sexy!

[QUOTE=Sunny Boy84;1138058]Has anyone had experience at Lorena Massage? Where is it located and would you recommend it? Look forward to hearing from you.[/QUOTE]For all intents and purposes it is gone. Yugo and Lorena split, the bar is one owner the casa such as it is, another. They are there, good luck.

[QUOTE=Managua; 1138976]Can anyone give advise for online website or local paper with rental listings? House are apartment will suit me much better then a hotel and obviously looking for something furnished in Manila.

Thanks in advance. [/QUOTE]You want a Managua want ad for a rental in the Philippines? Both el Nuevo Diario and La Prensa have lots of rental ads, but not 8000 miles away. I have not seen anything furnished advertised in Managua. There could be rentals aimed at ex-pats, I know there is one very close to Woody's but it was a lot of money, over $1500 a month.

Some hotels will rent a room by the month for a lot less than 30 X the day rate.

Note Diario used to have the want ads online and that went, not sure if they stopped because the link is still there, but you can look. It was a complete copy of everything in the day's paper.

[QUOTE=Sparky Festus;1139579]It was under construction 4 years ago. The place is a dump, but kind of cool, like a neo modern workd from a movie.[/QUOTE]And to Dirty Pirate, yeah, it is and will be forever, a dump.

[QUOTE=Bbilly;1138970]Also where is meat loaf nowadays?[/QUOTE]I think he was banned thank God for that, what a load of misdirection and bullshit vs. Helping people that was for months.

[QUOTE=Noguera; 1139752]Fenix is totally funky. It is a complete dump, but then again kind of like out of a Mad Max movie. I especially like the planks you have to walk on through the construction site to get from the lounge area to the rooms. The women are way better there now, than in the past.

Club Hollywood Girls (the former Vale Todo) is closed. Went by on Friday night and locked up tight without a light on. Too bad, I liked that place.

Leon is dead. Have never seen one available woman at Barbaro. Don't know what others are talking about in that regard. The women at the Esso on the by-pass are also pretty non-existent. They pretty much "do" the truckers in their cabs, but at night you really can't see them as they stick to the shadows in groups. Total waste of time. One strip club called "Club Lady" on the by-pass but only open on weekends. The 3-4 women there are absolutely enormous. Hehehehehe[/QUOTE]

No news, bad news and no news in that order. Too bad about Club Hollywood Vale Todo Girls Hotel Inc, it was pretty good and not a rip-off and great for getting numbers.

Not surprising about Leon. 7 years and never seen anything come out of there.

Agree on the Fenix = Dump parity

Just from Fenix. Pathetic. Passed.

Received the following info from a guide and taxi driver.

Casa: Altagracia.

Racohaca Unareba. 1 hour 200 cordoba. Supposedly hot young chicas. Opens at700 pm. Shall investigate.

Strip Club, nite club: Gallo Pinto or 27 de Mayo. Close to Plaza Inter.

500 see per hour. Shall investigate.

Disco: El Bosque por la luca.

Hot young chicas that dance by themselves. Invite them to the table for drinks. Sexo all nite. Shall investigate.

[QUOTE=Shamester; 1140406]Just from Fenix. Pathetic. Passed.

Received the following info from a guide and taxi driver.

Casa: Altagracia.

Racohaca Unareba. 1 hour 200 cordoba. Supposedly hot young chicas. Opens at700 pm. Shall investigate.

Strip Club, nite club: Gallo Pinto or 27 de Mayo. Close to Plaza Inter.

500 see per hour. Shall investigate.

Disco: El Bosque por la luca.

Hot young chicas that dance by themselves. Invite them to the table for drinks. Sexo all nite. Shall investigate. [/QUOTE]It will be good to hear your recon.

Very questionable if you find a casa with "hot young chicas" for only 200 C per hour. Don't hold your breath on this, my friend.

Never heard of Gallo Pinto. 27 de Mayo is god-awful scary! As of a week ago it was closed. Years ago it was one of the nastiest clubs in town. I thought it was even worse than Aqui Polanco. 27 de Mayo is only "kind of" near Plaza Inter. It is only a block from Estadio Denis Martinez, and very near the Tica Bus station.

[QUOTE=Noguera;1140434]200 C per hour[/QUOTE]Numerous places in town go for C$120 for 30 minutes, my favorite got closed down recently, . They also sold beers. The price of a McValue meal gosh darn it! Give her a tip.

Not concerned about facial caracteristics or "GF" stuff, advise on size of azz available, and location. We wantsem big.

[QUOTE=Noguera; 1140434]It will be good to hear your recon.

Very questionable if you find a casa with "hot young chicas" for only 200 C per hour. Don't hold your breath on this, my friend.

Never heard of Gallo Pinto. 27 de Mayo is god-awful scary! As of a week ago it was closed. Years ago it was one of the nastiest clubs in town. I thought it was even worse than Aqui Polanco. 27 de Mayo is only "kind of" near Plaza Inter. It is only a block from Estadio Denis Martinez, and very near the Tica Bus station. [/QUOTE]I agree on all counts. There are places like Salvadoreno II for C$140 for 15-20 minutes with ugly waitresses and that was a while ago. C$200 now, no way? Unless it's like this scammy joint once near Rotonda de las Periodistas that was C$2-300 but in the room the girl wanted $800 more. That's not uncommon.

27 de Mayo you better go armed. It is not near Plaza Inter unless you have a car. Are you there now? I am coming back maybe 1 week July.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo;1140518]near Rotonda de las Periodistas[/QUOTE]I cross that Rotunda many times weekly.

Rotundas scare the bejeezits out of me everytime. Turn your head bebe.

Where is this place?

Tight with a gal nearby, al Sur. Yet I love a big azz.

Mostly fiel, but I lack.

I eat right and take my vitamins, so I can cover from time to time.

Then there was the 8 month pregnant girl al lado de Merc Israel.

She was always thirsty for. Well, you know.

She hasn't returned as of date, for many months now, so sadly so.

[QUOTE=Shamester; 1140103]Recently returned from Fenix. Enqured about Anna E. Infromed she was occupado. Paid my fee to guarantee I was next. She emerged. Someone at the bar also tried to pay. Since I already paid it was my turn.

Started with bbj. Good. Not as talented as Celeste or others but GFE. Kisses like a gf. CG actipn is okay. Bounces around but has not aquired the finess of others. Instructed me to missionary in order for her to orgasam. Seemed real. Pussy is kind of stretched out.

Nice finishing with deep throating and teeth action. CIM with condom. No round 2. Pathetic massage. Good for the price but just not as talented.

Walking back to the bar was a mild adventure. It appears they are installing or repairing underground pipes. Must be careful walking the plank.

How much was the fee?

[QUOTE=Ready Ru; 1140915]

[QUOTE=Shamester; 1140103]Recently returned from Fenix. Enqured about Anna E. Infromed she was occupado. Paid my fee to guarantee I was next. She emerged. Someone at the bar also tried to pay. Since I already paid it was my turn.

Started with bbj. Good. Not as talented as Celeste or others but GFE. Kisses like a gf. CG actipn is okay. Bounces around but has not aquired the finess of others. Instructed me to missionary in order for her to orgasam. Seemed real. Pussy is kind of stretched out.

Nice finishing with deep throating and teeth action. CIM with condom. No round 2. Pathetic massage. Good for the price but just not as talented.

Walking back to the bar was a mild adventure. It appears they are installing or repairing underground pipes. Must be careful walking the plank.

How much was the fee? [/QUOTE]Standard 300c for 30 minutes and 600c for 60 minutes.

Friday nite started out with a quickie to fenix. Selected a tan slightly plump chica with a cute face. Decent and worth the fee. Forgot her name.

My friend picked me up. Plan was one hour each at the list of places from a previous post. Started at Good Times. Never left. This place is amazing value for a strip club. Chicas are not Playboy caliber but very good. Much better than Fenix.

Numerous chicas prancing around trying to enagage the gringo. Fortunately my friend is a native. Selected a nice chica named Dolce. She lives at Good Times. GFE but not quite as talented. Provided cell number. Agreed to come to my hotel manayna and accomapny me on a boat ride at the Malecon.

Chica number 2 was a slim modelo type body with blond hair. Hot. Not GFE but performed well when she wanted. Very Asian looking with the make-up. Refused to provde cell. Nice lap dances. $5 for several songs.

A hot chica was prancing around solo. Later discoveed she was the premier stripper at GT. Her name is Esmeralda. She came over to the table. Since I had enough sexo, requested my friend ask if she would come to my room. Surprisingly she agreed after the 500 am shift. Rides the bus back and forth from Grenada every day. Asked about fee. Replied, ït was up to me. Too good to be true. Provided info which she put in her boots. Slim Modelo type body.

Later stripped. Wow. Great pole dancing and pelvic gyrations. Smokes a cigarette from her pussy. Amazing. Again another fake blonde with Asian looking make up features. Good looking.

Left the club. Returned to hotel. Informed staff she may be arriving. AT 551 am received tel call from security. It was her. She was ready for action with 2 Planned Parenthood colored condoms (BTW is this what they had in mind¿ Good condoms. Nice feel and strong.)

Unready. Let her sleep for one hour. Woke her up. 2 rounds of spectacular GFE sexo. This chica is also great in missionary. Nice skin. Got ready to visit Plaz Inter and the Malecon.

The boat failed to have enough patrons. Stoppped for beers and food at a resteraunt. Returned back to the room for off the chart sexo. 2 more rounds. Chica pole danced herself on my penis to sleep. Required several prompts to wake up and get ready for work.

After she was finished she started getting upset. I guess she was expecting money. Not a poppinga. Provided 500 cordoba. Becme upset and threw the money back at me. Called my friend from her cell. Friend reiterated it was up to me. Refused to leave the room. Finally gave her 1000 cordobas. Still upset. My guess was she expected 2000 cordobas due to her sacrificing not being in Granada, length of time and her spectacular performance.

Eventually she left after more prompts. Instructed staff get her a taxi. Adios.

[QUOTE=Shamester; 1141138]Friday nite started out with a quickie to fenix. Selected a tan slightly plump chica with a cute face. Decent and worth the fee. Forgot her name.

My friend picked me up. Plan was one hour each at the list of places from a previous post. Started at Good Times. Never left. This place is amazing value for a strip club. Chicas are not Playboy caliber but very good. Much better than Fenix.

Numerous chicas prancing around trying to enagage the gringo. Fortunately my friend is a native. Selected a nice chica named Dolce. She lives at Good Times. GFE but not quite as talented. Provided cell number. Agreed to come to my hotel manayna and accomapny me on a boat ride at the Malecon.

Chica number 2 was a slim modelo type body with blond hair. Hot. Not GFE but performed well when she wanted. Very Asian looking with the make-up. Refused to provde cell. Nice lap dances. $5 for several songs.

A hot chica was prancing around solo. Later discoveed she was the premier stripper at GT. Her name is Esmeralda. She came over to the table. Since I had enough sexo, requested my friend ask if she would come to my room. Surprisingly she agreed after the 500 am shift. Rides the bus back and forth from Grenada every day. Asked about fee. Replied, ït was up to me. Too good to be true. Provided info which she put in her boots. Slim Modelo type body.

Later stripped. Wow. Great pole dancing and pelvic gyrations. Smokes a cigarette from her pussy. Amazing. Again another fake blonde with Asian looking make up features. Good looking.

Left the club. Returned to hotel. Informed staff she may be arriving. AT 551 am received tel call from security. It was her. She was ready for action with 2 Planned Parenthood colored condoms (BTW is this what they had in mind¿ Good condoms. Nice feel and strong.)

Unready. Let her sleep for one hour. Woke her up. 2 rounds of spectacular GFE sexo. This chica is also great in missionary. Nice skin. Got ready to visit Plaz Inter and the Malecon.

The boat failed to have enough patrons. Stoppped for beers and food at a resteraunt. Returned back to the room for off the chart sexo. 2 more rounds. Chica pole danced herself on my penis to sleep. Required several prompts to wake up and get ready for work.

After she was finished she started getting upset. I guess she was expecting money. Not a poppinga. Provided 500 cordoba. Becme upset and threw the money back at me. Called my friend from her cell. Friend reiterated it was up to me. Refused to leave the room. Finally gave her 1000 cordobas. Still upset. My guess was she expected 2000 cordobas due to her sacrificing not being in Granada, length of time and her spectacular performance.

Eventually she left after more prompts. Instructed staff get her a taxi. Adios. [/QUOTE]I'd think she'd be happy that you saved her the 1 hour ride to and from Granada by bus! I find the condoms they supply there to be very snug, LOL

Quote { After she was finished she started getting upset. I guess she was expecting money. Not a poppinga. Provided 500 cordoba. Becme upset and threw the money back at me. Called my friend from her cell. Friend reiterated it was up to me. Refused to leave the room. Finally gave her 1000 cordobas. Still upset. My guess was she expected 2000 cordobas due to her sacrificing not being in Granada, length of time and her spectacular performance. }

Lets do the math. One dollar = 22 cordobas. That is $22. 72 for 500 cordobas.

She will let her girlfriends know about her experence.

[QUOTE=John Gault; 1141448]Quote { After she was finished she started getting upset. I guess she was expecting money. Not a poppinga. Provided 500 cordoba. Becme upset and threw the money back at me. Called my friend from her cell. Friend reiterated it was up to me. Refused to leave the room. Finally gave her 1000 cordobas. Still upset. My guess was she expected 2000 cordobas due to her sacrificing not being in Granada, length of time and her spectacular performance. }

Lets do the math. One dollar = 22 cordobas. That is $22. 72 for 500 cordobas.

She will let her girlfriends know about her experence. [/QUOTE]Unless your goal is to see how low you can get these girls, I've found it to be to my advantage to be on the higher end of what they usualy get. Over the years I have collected many of these "friends". To this day, I am in contact with several. They are always ready to meet me at the airport or whatever I need. I usualy end up with one of them and one of their friends before the end of my trip. You have to keep in mind, what you are getting for your money compared to at home. Most of these girls are in this situation because they have NO other options. Some are just working girls. Usually easy to figure out before long.

[QUOTE=Shamester; 1141138]Friday nite started out with a quickie to fenix. Selected a tan slightly plump chica with a cute face. Decent and worth the fee. Forgot her name.

My friend picked me up. Plan was one hour each at the list of places from a previous post. Started at Good Times. Never left. This place is amazing value for a strip club. Chicas are not Playboy caliber but very good. Much better than Fenix.

Numerous chicas prancing around trying to enagage the gringo. Fortunately my friend is a native. Selected a nice chica named Dolce. She lives at Good Times. GFE but not quite as talented. Provided cell number. Agreed to come to my hotel manayna and accomapny me on a boat ride at the Malecon.

Chica number 2 was a slim modelo type body with blond hair. Hot. Not GFE but performed well when she wanted. Very Asian looking with the make-up. Refused to provde cell. Nice lap dances. $5 for several songs.

A hot chica was prancing around solo. Later discoveed she was the premier stripper at GT. Her name is Esmeralda. She came over to the table. Since I had enough sexo, requested my friend ask if she would come to my room. Surprisingly she agreed after the 500 am shift. Rides the bus back and forth from Grenada every day. Asked about fee. Replied, ït was up to me. Too good to be true. Provided info which she put in her boots. Slim Modelo type body.

Later stripped. Wow. Great pole dancing and pelvic gyrations. Smokes a cigarette from her pussy. Amazing. Again another fake blonde with Asian looking make up features. Good looking.

Left the club. Returned to hotel. Informed staff she may be arriving. AT 551 am received tel call from security. It was her. She was ready for action with 2 Planned Parenthood colored condoms (BTW is this what they had in mind¿ Good condoms. Nice feel and strong.)

Unready. Let her sleep for one hour. Woke her up. 2 rounds of spectacular GFE sexo. This chica is also great in missionary. Nice skin. Got ready to visit Plaz Inter and the Malecon.

The boat failed to have enough patrons. Stoppped for beers and food at a resteraunt. Returned back to the room for off the chart sexo. 2 more rounds. Chica pole danced herself on my penis to sleep. Required several prompts to wake up and get ready for work.

After she was finished she started getting upset. I guess she was expecting money. Not a poppinga. Provided 500 cordoba. Becme upset and threw the money back at me. Called my friend from her cell. Friend reiterated it was up to me. Refused to leave the room. Finally gave her 1000 cordobas. Still upset. My guess was she expected 2000 cordobas due to her sacrificing not being in Granada, length of time and her spectacular performance.

Eventually she left after more prompts. Instructed staff get her a taxi. Adios. [/QUOTE]Do you have photo of esmerelda? Sounds like a girl I know from Granada named Blanca

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo;1140106]For all intents and purposes it is gone. Yugo and Lorena split, the bar is one owner the casa such as it is, another. They are there, good luck.[/QUOTE]Can you say where it is?

[QUOTE=Ready Ru;1141560]Do you have photo of esmerelda? Sounds like a girl I know from Granada named Blanca[/QUOTE]No. I do not. Does Balnca have a one year old¿

Last Night went to Fenix around 800p. No Celeste. Selected Manota from slim pickings.

No kissing or sucking of big nipples. Decent BJ. Good cg action. Worth a repeat if favoritas unavailable.

Last night visited Diamonds. Very nice club. Chicas are a step up from Good Times but not significantly. Price is $176 ofr one hour.

Chatted with a mulatta named Ruby. She had a pretty face but was slightly overweight. Spoke decent English. Commutes daily from Masaya. No Cell phone. Stated she would come to my hotel at $80 per hour. Countered with $80 for 2 to 3 hours. Seemed to agree. Provided my hotel info. Promised to visit after 500 am.

Chatted another chica named Cristina. Tall and slim with beautiful legs. Filipina from Managua. Spoke passable English. Provided cell tel.

Returned to hotel. Informed hotel staff about possible visitor. Indifferent if she showed up since my funds are dwindling. No show.

Recently checked out Fenix. Same emotionless chicas. Saving last chica funds for tonight. Manager promised me favorita Celeste shall be there around 7:00 to 7:30 pm. Failure for Celeste show results in a beer for me.

Wednesday night finale was at Fenix. Selected a porno type chica that was sexy. Gave good BJ and handjob.

At 800pm the lineup improves tremendously with hotter and slimmer younger chicas.

Next its El Salvador in March / April 2012. Anyone care to join me?

[QUOTE=Shamester; 1142907]Wednesday night finale was at Fenix. Selected a porno type chica that was sexy. Gave good BJ and handjob.

At 800pm the lineup improves tremendously with hotter and slimmer younger chicas.

Next its El Salvador in March / April 2012. Anyone care to join me? [/QUOTE]

Not for $176 either right?

[QUOTE=Sunny Boy84;1141696]Can you say where it is?[/QUOTE]You can phone it like I have pointed out more than once, from the El Nuevo Diario classifieds as there are always the same ads, one is Gloria, one is Bellmary's in Cd. Jardin and one is Lorena, which is not the same Lorena but the same spot as when Lorena and Yugo were there. I dropped by on a Sunday in December and it was a shithole so good luck.

Just call and ask for directions. It is not far from the statue of Msr. Lezcano, nor where the old Glorias was.

You have to understand I have a driver / bodyguard / assistant / fixer / arranger all the time there and he drives and keeps directions so I do not have to.

[QUOTE=Shamester; 1142316]Last night visited Diamonds. Very nice club. Chicas are a step up from Good Times but not significantly. Price is $176 ofr one hour.

Chatted with a mulatta named Ruby. She had a pretty face but was slightly overweight. Spoke decent English. Commutes daily from Masaya. No Cell phone. Stated she would come to my hotel at $80 per hour. Countered with $80 for 2 to 3 hours. Seemed to agree. Provided my hotel info. Promised to visit after 500 am. [/QUOTE]Shame on shamester for being willing to pay C$1, 800 cordobas in a C$500 world and for a fattie. There is no girl in the business in the entire country without a cell phone. I doubt there is a girl over 16 in the whole country without one frankly.

No show saved you paying a ridiculous amount for someone who knows full well she doesn't earn that.

And as pointed out many times before Diamonds, Elite, Solid Gold are clip joints for Asian tourists and expense account types. US$176 is nearly C$4000 plus no doubt the admission fee and drinks at 5-10X the proper price.

Guys don't be rubes and go to these places. Think of Fenix, OK a shithole too, but for C$4000 you could go in there and get a room and have 12 girls AT ONCE and get C$400 change back.

[QUOTE=Ready Ru;1141558]Unless your goal is to see how low you can get these girls, I've found it to be to my advantage to be on the higher end of what they usualy get.[/QUOTE]Utter rubbish. Clarify the price first. And pay reasonable amounts. You don't have to get to the lowest $ amount but you don't have to believe the first price they say since it is crap and they are just negotiating. They shop this way at the mercados and thus sell this way, to you.

Once you have a relationship you then just pay from past experience and it is kind of unsaid.

I have three regulars who are very "flexible" in what we do and what they like, and they happily get C$500 for say 10 am to 2 pm. Or 2 pm to dinner time, and for all night I might give them C$1000. C$2000, for what?

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1142922]Utter rubbish. Clarify the price first. And pay reasonable amounts. You don't have to get to the lowest $ amount but you don't have to believe the first price they say since it is crap and they are just negotiating. They shop this way at the mercados and thus sell this way, to you.

Once you have a relationship you then just pay from past experience and it is kind of unsaid.

I have three regulars who are very "flexible" in what we do and what they like, and they happily get C$500 for say 10 am to 2 pm. Or 2 pm to dinner time, and for all night I might give them C$1000. C$2000, for what? [/QUOTE]I said what they usualy get not what they ask for. $50 for the day is the standard that I have been adhearing to. Hope you were not so tight while negotiating for your "bodygaurd", some things are worth paying extra for. LOL

[QUOTE=Ready Ru;1142939]I said what they usualy get not what they ask for. $50 for the day is the standard that I have been adhearing to. Hope you were not so tight while negotiating for your "bodygaurd", some things are worth paying extra for. LOL[/QUOTE]You overpaid. To others: you don't have to. C$1100 is far too much.

Myself and a buddy did a quick weekend in MGA. Having been to 7 other Latin American countries I thought I knew what to expect, but the poverty and lack of infrastructure of MGA definitely exceeds the poverty and conditions of the other Latin America capitals that I have been too. Not too much to see in the city proper, but we did check out the nightlife, music and chica scene. I found that Nicas are generally very friendly people who are very proud of the their country and culture. We hit Good Times and Caribbean Morena and we enjoyed both spots. My buddy had an extended take out from GT and I did an in house session in Caribbean. Paid 600 Córdabas total for an hour session with a pretty Afro-Nica that turned into nearly 3 hours of uninterrupted intense GFE + an excellent massage. Best $27 I've ever spent. We also went to Fenix and the descriptions on the board don't even come close to describing it. It looks like the owner took over a 1/2 bombed out / partially demolished warehouse and put in a small bar area. The chicas were unfuckable and the building looked like it could collapse at any moment. We didn't even stay to finish a beer. The cabbie looked at me like I was crazy when I told him to take us there. The 1st words out of his mouth when we walked out were "Le lo dije". All I could say was "Claramente. Tienes razon". We all broke out laughing.

I will say I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of chicas. While they are not Colombianita or Brasilera fine, but I saw tons of very attractive women in bars, restaurants and just on the street. All in all, we enjoyed the trip, but I'll only return to Nicaragua if I have more time to explore Masaya, Granada, and the eco-tourism areas. MGA just doesn't offer enough to be a target destination by itself and I need more than chicas to get me to add a spot to my travel rotation.

6 bucks is what it takes. 6 bucks. All over town, everywhere.

Gawd bless the girl that walloped you, I am on her side.

Dale apues.

[QUOTE=BluntForceTrauma; 1144473]6 bucks is what it takes. 6 bucks. All over town, everywhere.

Gawd bless the girl that walloped you, I am on her side.

Dale apues. [/QUOTE]You kill me Blunt. I've seen some of the photos you've posted. I've been to $5, $15 & &25 casas in Nicaragua. Hell, I can get a $20 BJ here in my hometown. When I say $50, thats a bonita companion for 24 hours. The kind that would cost $200 an hour in the US. I'll post some pics later."Gawd" bless us all. LOL

I have always heard "Va, Pues" in Nicaragua, can't say I remember hearing "Dale, Pues" as the catch all and common saying that "Va Pues" is down there.

Hers a few of my personal pics. Some of these ladies were more than others. Some didn't charge me at all. But most were my GF for a few days at a time for less than they would cost for an hour in the good old USA. I have a hot latina here at home, but"Gawd" bless my passport!

Hi all whats the best classified in managua to find companionship, please tell me an online version, if that exists.

Thanks

Feet wet since Friday, nobody avaliable to hit some mp's or clubs w me?

Went to hipa hipa last two nights, seems like a great brasilian type beach bar / club for upper class girls, no mongering though. 10$ all you can drink until 2 isn't bad either.

Thinking of going to san juan del sur for the last few days of the week into next weekend, thoughts?

Any board members that will be around pm me before I leave and lets go see some places.

i met up with a friend in costa rica last friday. we ended up staying at dunn inn which is a very nice 2 to 3 star hotel. guy is the manager there from california. he is cool and very helpful. we went out mongering that same night and to my dismay found the chicas very expensive (80-100 usd) for one pop. i was like wtf. what did we do? i am not a cheap skate nor a sucker. hell, i go to mexico every weekend and spend 10usd for 20 minutes. i am not going to spend 80-100 for 1 bust or up to 1hr. i don't know. i'm old school. i go for the deals!

so, we quickly hopped on a bus for nicaragua. alas, heaven, i have read the blogs about hotel cristo rey. um, frankly, that place is a dump and quickly asked the taxi where to go. you can read about the hotel thingy else where. so, after, i dropped off my bags at another hotel. i asked my taxi driver to take us to a mp. we went by claudia's. this place was closed (sigh). the taxi driver took us to another mp (i can not remember the name of the place to save my life). we found 6 girls there (we went there around 230pm). the girls were around 4-5, but 2 of them were 7s. cordobas is the national currency. the exchanged rate is 1 usd to 22 cordobas. they charged c300 for 30 minutes. so i had a 1hr session there. they provided the condoms, gfe, shower, towels and cable tv. i thought the sheets on the bed looked used. i did not notice the old cum stains on the bed until after the session."shrugged my shoulders" they did have a bar for what it is worth.

after the mp, we got something to eat. i found that 50% of the nicaraguan women are on the heavy side. but, i did see a lot of creole mix women that were pretty damn hot. only thing you have to do is make eye contact and you are in! and, oh, speak a little spanish. but, surprisingly a lot of people speak english. the local restaurants and malls are the best places to meet non pros. i am not sure why guys come on here asking about non pros. we can get non pros at home. nsa is the best policy!

i asked the taxi driver to pick us up at 8pm.

so, first, we went to 27th de mayo. this place was closed. we ended up going to good times. good times is an all inclusive strip bar / brothel to say the least. i am black and my friend is chinese american. i never understood why we have to fall under the "gringo tax". the rules should not apply to us (lol). i found myself paying a little out of range for drinks. i saw about 16 to 20 girls ranging from fat to skinny from deep spanish to asian looking. but, strange enough, i did not see any creole women. the average of the girls were about a 7. they all spoke spanish. their rates was c300 for 13 minutes (gringo tax in full effect). i managed to talk down one girl to c500 for 30 minutes. i said wait. lets hit the streets.

the taxi driver (i have his number if needed) took us to the streets where the street walkers handle their business. i did find 4 ladies that were 8s and the rest were not worth mentioning. i found that the creole ladies work here. and. 2 of them were 8s, the rest were mestizo. the rate was c100 to c150 cordobas for 1 hrs. now this was my speed. i knew i would find the deals. they do go back to your hotel. great gfe!

oh, i am not a sex predator. some of the girls look young. i did ask for their ids. no i'd, no 18, no sexo! i understand the national suffrage is 16. so what!

off to granada!

monger on!

[quote=undakovabrotha; 1156422]i met up with a friend in costa rica last friday. . . the taxi driver (i have his number if needed) took us to the streets where the street walkers handle their business. i did find 4 ladies that were 8s and the rest were not worth mentioning. i found that the creole ladies work here. and. 2 of them were 8s, the rest were mestizo. the rate was c100 to c150 cordobas for 1 hrs. now this was my speed. i knew i would find the deals. they do go back to your hotel. great gfe!

oh, i am not a sex predator. some of the girls look young. i did ask for their ids. no i'd, no 18, no sexo! i understand the national suffrage is 16. so what!

off to granada!

monger on! [/quote]i'm not worthy! great report. thanks. i have not had luck with the streets there, however the mall idea is great. agreed that the eye contact works welll. make eye contact once then look away; the do it again about 2 seconds later (which seems like forever). if they make eye contact with you again, it's an invitation to start the conversation. this same strategy works amazingly well in africa.

rock on!

Just a clarification, in Nicaragua Cedulas (I'd) can be acquired at the age of 16, so make sure you do the math.

[QUOTE=Undakovabrotha; 1156422]Oh, I am not a sex predator. Some of the girls look young. I did ask for their IDs. No I'd, No 18, No Sexo! I understand the national suffrage is 16. So What!

Monger On! [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Enperadore;1156895]Just a clarification, in Nicaragua Cedulas (I'd) can be acquired at the age of 16, so make sure you do the math.[/QUOTE]I said this in a prior post as I zoom back to the Mexican border. Managua can be the cheaper Costa Rica.

Man. Has this board been dead for quite some time!

Does anyone know if Club Hollywood Girls (the former Vale Todo) has reopened? A couple of months ago all the lights were off and it was completely locked-up. I think it used to have some of the best girls in town and at the same prices as Good Times.

I miss the place!

[QUOTE=Noguera; 1163212]Man. Has this board been dead for quite some time!

Does anyone know if Club Hollywood Girls (the former Vale Todo) has reopened? A couple of months ago all the lights were off and it was completely locked-up. I think it used to have some of the best girls in town and at the same prices as Good Times.

I miss the place! [/QUOTE]I haven't been back since New Years. I had a ticket for the 24th of this month and that's been deferred to mid-October. After winding up the 2nd 3-year relationship at Christmas (with girls on the side of course) I decided to try SE Asia and spent 3 weeks in Pattaya, Bangkok and Hong Kong and liked it. So I am going back for 3 more weeks end of August. Plus I flew Cathay Pacific in First Class and got spoiled. Business Class is steerage on the Titanic vs. 1st, let me tell you.

I already have Christmas thru NY arranged, paid and hotel booked so if October goes OK I have 9-10 days in December.

The ex wants to be friends with benefits and the other two are still in contact so I can rotate through 3 girls vs. One and maybe see what's going on with casas and stuff.

Hope you're well, Noogie.

[QUOTE=Enperadore;1156895]Just a clarification, in Nicaragua Cedulas (I'd) can be acquired at the age of 16, so make sure you do the math.[/QUOTE]Look up suffrage and then read his prior post as he said that.

[QUOTE=Noguera; 1163212]Man. Has this board been dead for quite some time!

Does anyone know if Club Hollywood Girls (the former Vale Todo) has reopened? A couple of months ago all the lights were off and it was completely locked-up. I think it used to have some of the best girls in town and at the same prices as Good Times.

I miss the place! [/QUOTE]While I have not visited the taxi driver who took me from the airport said it is in fact open under the new name

This board seems to be really slow, so I was wondering if anyone had any recommendations for a trip to Nicaragua. My mate and I will be spending a week in the country at the end of July and then travelling on to Costa Rica for some more R&R. We will be flying into Managua and basically taking it day by day from there. Would love to hook up with a chica or two to help "guide" us around the area, so if anyone has any connections please let us know.

We also plan on hitting the beach for some surf fishing and relaxation, but not necessarily in the mood for getting sucked into a tourist trap if at all possible.

Thanks in advance.

Damn. If this thread gets any more dead we are all going to wish we had Meatloaf back!

Nah. We aren't that desperate yet!

Hi all, will be here a few weeks this time, last trip was too short! Anyone want to meet up I'm fluent spanish and good w non pros and pros alike, (who isn't good w pros though) pm me.

Going to be trying Managua for my first time in a couple of weeks. I've heard it is dangerous though. Any recommendations and where to find girls during the day and night where safety is not a huge concern? I'm also hoping to find a nice hotel that is walking distance to the action (I'm not one to bring girls back to my room so am hoping there are ST rooms like in Thailand.).

Bbilly! If you're still going to be around, let's hang!

[QUOTE=Bbilly;1171279]Hi all, will be here a few weeks this time, last trip was too short! Anyone want to meet up I'm fluent spanish and good w non pros and pros alike, (who isn't good w pros though) pm me.[/QUOTE]I'm going to be trying out Mga for the first time. Thinking of coming out next week and staying for a few weeks. I'm used to Bangkok, so would love a partner in fun to show me the ropes. My spanish is passable. Your advice would be a blessing!

[QUOTE=WorldWideScout;1173992]I'm going to be trying out Mga for the first time. Thinking of coming out next week and staying for a few weeks. I'm used to Bangkok, so would love a partner in fun to show me the ropes. My spanish is passable. Your advice would be a blessing![/QUOTE]Ok well ill be another week at least what date are you coming? You should upgrade your account so we can pm eachother.

[QUOTE=Bbilly;1174059]Ok well ill be another week at least what date are you coming? You should upgrade your account so we can pm eachother.[/QUOTE]Awesome. I'm thinking of arriving the 15th and sticking around as long as possible. (which means a few weeks) Any hotel / serviced apt ideas that are walking distance to chicas?

[QUOTE=WorldWideScout;1174316]Awesome. I'm thinking of arriving the 15th and sticking around as long as possible. (which means a few weeks) Any hotel / serviced apt ideas that are walking distance to chicas?[/QUOTE]Don't walk in Managua. You can taxi anywhere for 2. 3 bucks, especially if you know Spanish.

Listen to Dirty. You will only walk in Managua once!

OMG the us embassy makes Managua sound like the scariest most dangerous place on earth. The internet makes it seem like everyone is guaranteed to get robbed and. Or stabbed, epecially mongerers. I take it street chicas are not a safe option like in asia? Taxi it to brothels and mp's? It's quite confusing info on the net.

Also, anyone know if there is action by the intercontinental hotel? Or what about [url]www.vivaguesthouse.com[/url]?

The intercontinental is ground zero for the s-clubs and a few discos and a mall, still you will need a taxi for even the closest places since they are cheap its well worth it, only pay 40 cordoba max for short hops and 50-60 for long, long means another barrio 5-10 min away, never pay 10 dollars, that is what hotel taxis all ask for. 5 dollars is 120 cordoba or so. You will end up wanting to go so many places so my advice is stay at contempo for 60 a night which is a 4 star place and use the savings on there 7 dollar exclusive shuttle to venture out in at night, contempo is high luxury and close to the best mall, santo domingo gallerias. Also they speak english. Intercontinental is around 100 and their taxis charge $10 min. If I'm still here we can go to leon and or montepillar which is pretty awesome.

[QUOTE=Bbilly;1174698]The intercontinental is ground zero for the s-clubs and a few discos and a mall, still you will need a taxi for even the closest places since they are cheap its well worth it, only pay 40 cordoba max for short hops and 50-60 for long, long means another barrio 5-10 min away, never pay 10 dollars, that is what hotel taxis all ask for. 5 dollars is 120 cordoba or so. You will end up wanting to go so many places so my advice is stay at contempo for 60 a night which is a 4 star place and use the savings on there 7 dollar exclusive shuttle to venture out in at night, contempo is high luxury and close to the best mall, santo domingo gallerias. Also they speak english. Intercontinental is around 100 and their taxis charge $10 min. If I'm still here we can go to leon and or montepillar which is pretty awesome.[/QUOTE]I am curious to know if the walking issue is just a safety issue or if places are just too far to walk to? Any idea how well the public transportation system operates and until what time is stops running? Any chance of hitting chica locations via public transport?

You seem to know a lot about the layout of the city. Can you recommend an area to stay that one is close enough to venture out "on foot" and find a mall shopping / lively area instead of feeling trapped by needing a car? Again I am considering safety and distance to be two entirely different issues.

Thanks

* Any other options near the contempo for less than $60 ?

It is Montelimar. Not Montepillar.

Actually, Managua has the lowest crime rate of all the capitals in Central America. I have lived there for several years, and worked in Managua for 15 years. I have never been robbed, nor ever had any problems. However. Just simply do not walk places at night. Managua is spread out. Granted MetroCentro is "kind of" a downtown, but really it is not. From the InterContinental it is safe to walk to Diamond Club (see its website) , however, walking anywhere else is just tempting fate. Taxis are cheap, use them.

Managua is not a crime infested city. It is as safe as any city of 1, 000, 000+ anywhere in the world. It is just a dump! It can be a hell of a lot of fun, and quite an adventure. Just don't walk places.

The street girls between the Esso and the Texaco MetroCentro are perfectly safe. As are the street girls maybe 100 meters south of the Hilton on Carretera Masaya. Just use some common sense with street girls.

Fenix and Good Times are only 5 minutes from MetroCentro by taxi. Diamond Club is across the street. The tiny little casas de citas are in the barrios all over the city. You will never find them unless you ask a cab driver.

Ever notice how many people new to Managua request info on places they can stay within walking distance? Doesn't anyone ever read any of the prior posts? Even after they are told buy 3 different people that it isn't safe and the taxis are so cheap, they insist on the same question. It may not happen to you, but unless you are ready to defend your life, I suggest not walking anywhere in Managua. I have been in that position and I do not wish it on anyone. I have always scored my best info from cab drivers. Imagine for a dollar the wealth of information you have at your fingertips, and then they take you there! Could it be any eisier? Public Transportation, Thats a good one, LOL. Just relax and don't worry my Friend there are a lot of good people there who are willing to help a gringo have a good time, for a price. Haha wish I could join you!

Been there twice. Billyb, All I ever here about Leon is that there is nothing to do there. I've been all over Nica, but not there. Is it worth the effort?

[QUOTE=Ready Ru;1174719]Ever notice how many people new to Managua request info on places they can stay within walking distance? Doesn't anyone ever read any of the prior posts? Even after they are told buy 3 different people that it isn't safe and the taxis are so cheap, they insist on the same question. It may not happen to you, but unless you are ready to defend your life, I suggest not walking anywhere in Managua. I have been in that position and I do not wish it on anyone. I have always scored my best info from cab drivers. Imagine for a dollar the wealth of information you have at your fingertips, and then they take you there! Could it be any eisier? Public Transportation, Thats a good one, LOL. Just relax and don't worry my Friend there are a lot of good people there who are willing to help a gringo have a good time, for a price. Haha wish I could join you![/QUOTE]There are some people who enjoy exploring and are used to ghetto environments. You can't judge all mongers the same. We all have a different threshold when it comes to risk and feeling comfortable / uncomfortable. Just because YOU don't feel safe doesn't mean other mongers will share your discomfort.

IMHO the only way to go about exploring a new destination is on foot and using public transportation. If you have to depend on a cabbie to cart you around you might as well go somewhere like Costa rica.

We read the forum but there is always a chance for a different point of view from another monger. You gather ALL the intel from *different perspectives then make your decision.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp; 1174724]There are some people who enjoy exploring and are used to ghetto environments. You can't judge all mongers the same. We all have a different threshold when it comes to risk and feeling comfortable / uncomfortable. Just because YOU don't feel safe doesn't mean other mongers will share your discomfort.

IMHO the only way to go about exploring a new destination is on foot and using public transportation. If you have to depend on a cabbie to cart you around you might as well go somewhere like Costa rica.

We read the forum but there is always a chance for a different point of view from another monger. You gather ALL the intel from *different perspectives then make your decision.[/QUOTE]I agree to a point, and I am one of those who like the thrill of scary places. But at the turn of a corner in Managua, you can be facing a group of angry boys ready to take what you have. It happened to me across from the Holiday Inn one evening and I had to fight 3 guys by myself. Unless you know where you are going, listen to suggestions by people who know.

I hear you. I end up liking "walking" in other countries because arguing with cab drivers to take you where you actually want to go vs where they want to take you is sometimes a hassle, and I also tend to monger often. So across the street joints usually get quite a bit of my business by sheer proximity. BUT, why risk safety (other then the adrenaline rush)? Private taxis appear to be affordable. The shuttle idea is brilliant.

This discussion is so informative it's awesome. Can't wait to post a trip report.

[QUOTE=Ready Ru;1174729]I agree to a point, and I am one of those who like the thrill of scary places. But at the turn of a corner in Managua, you can be facing a group of angry boys ready to take what you have. It happened to me across from the Holiday Inn one evening and I had to fight 3 guys by myself. Unless you know where you are going, listen to suggestions by people who know.[/QUOTE]Across from the Holiday Inn? Huh? The only things across the street from the Holiday Inn are a security systems / electronics store and a church. Must be a rougher crowd at that church than I ever realized!

[QUOTE=Ready Ru;1174720]Been there twice. Billyb, All I ever here about Leon is that there is nothing to do there. I've been all over Nica, but not there. Is it worth the effort?[/QUOTE]Leon was really fun, alot of night life but only good for non pros, I got alot more looks than ever in that city, I had cute girls give me there numbers, but no working girls but I look like late 20's even though I'm late 30's so go if you like bars clubs tourist girls local girls and churchs.

Also ARTISSTYP contempo needs to be booked online or it cost $100 like the others, no there is nothing else near contempo, just resign yourself to the fact you will need taxis, they are cheap, most will say a price about 150-200, always say, no and walk away, they will instantly counter with 100-150, you say "no no, esta cerca" no matter where it is you're going, then offer 60 and see what they say, usually they will say "ok 80" then for saving times sake you say "ok" or wait for the next cab which takes 20 seconds or less, also say "express" say this twice at the beginning or these guys might stop and pick up any street kid who will sit behind you and maybe rob you, express means no one else gets in.

[QUOTE=Bbilly;1174698]You will end up wanting to go so many places so my advice is stay at contempo for 60 a night which is a 4 star place and use the savings on there 7 dollar exclusive shuttle to venture out in at night, contempo is high luxury and close to the best mall, santo domingo gallerias. Also they speak english.[/QUOTE]Does this mean that the Contempo is chica friendly?

[QUOTE=Iddfs;1174839]Does this mean that the Contempo is chica friendly?[/QUOTE]Contempo upped their price to $95. Still might pick them anyway, that Diamond joint by intercontinental sounds overpriced from the reviews.

What is with these ISG posts on "managua dangerous?" [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/printthread.php?t=363&pp=1000&page=2[/url]

I hope these stories are exaggerations, it'd be cool to get a REAL picture / description on if you have to be "gangbanger tough" as a monger in order to survive a month of mongering in mga! I can pull it off, but may not necessarily want to spend my energy this month fighting off chicos and ladrones every day.

I'm a creature of habit, do you think if I hit Fenix every afternoon, I get "marked" for inveitable violence / robbery? Or is it necessary to hit a different club / casa every day in order to stay safe?

Also what to expect price wise? I of course don't want to leave the house with exactly more than I need for a chica+cab fare if I'm to expect a 90% chance of being robbed of it.

[QUOTE=Noguera;1174784]Across from the Holiday Inn? Huh? The only things across the street from the Holiday Inn are a security systems / electronics store and a church. Must be a rougher crowd at that church than I ever realized![/QUOTE]Ok, ok, you got me. I'm just trying to hide all the hot chicas. So, walk directly accross from the Holiday Inn and go about 1/4 mile strait back into that barrio. When you see the Guy with all the tattoos and who I'm sure will never walk correctly again, tell him the big gringo with only one flip flop, from 2 years ago said to hook you up. What a time your going to have! In my home city, there are 4 churches on 9th Ave (aka Martin Luther King Blvd) but I don't suggest you walk around down there at night. All I'm trying to say is, If you ask a question listen to the answers you get. I love Nicaragua! I feel as safe there as in my home. I plan to move there permenantly some day. But until you know Managua and know some people there, don't walk around. You will have a great time and the people are about 90% good and will love you. As I've said before, if your dead set about walking around, you need to stay in Granada. Plenty of chicas, bars & restraunts right around Parke central. (tell sylvia I said Hello, LOL)

[QUOTE=Ready Ru;1175011]Ok, ok, you got me. I'm just trying to hide all the hot chicas. So, walk directly accross from the Holiday Inn and go about 1/4 mile strait back into that barrio. When you see the Guy with all the tattoos and who I'm sure will never walk correctly again, tell him the big gringo with only one flip flop, from 2 years ago said to hook you up. What a time your going to have! In my home city, there are 4 churches on 9th Ave (aka Martin Luther King Blvd) but I don't suggest you walk around down there at night. All I'm trying to say is, If you ask a question listen to the answers you get. I love Nicaragua! I feel as safe there as in my home. I plan to move there permenantly some day. But until you know Managua and know some people there, don't walk around. You will have a great time and the people are about 90% good and will love you. As I've said before, if your dead set about walking around, you need to stay in Granada. Plenty of chicas, bars & restraunts right around Parke central. (tell sylvia I said Hello, LOL)[/QUOTE]Depending on how much a cab to managua costs, I might stay in Ticauntepe (sp?) and taxi it in to various casas every day [OMG, how great would it be if there is action down there! ] . Might be the safer / cheaper option than staying in los robles & taxi'ing to el fenix cada dia.

i have had many great times, and totally safe sex and safe all over times, at this club over the last 5-6 years, every-time i am in managua.

yes there are cheaper girls on the streets and in the seedy clubs, but you take yer life and your penis in your decisive hands when you go to them!

if you want a great safe time and great fine ladies for fond memories, you pay a bit of a premium for the insurance and assurance, but are for sure here!

[url]http://www.diamondclubnica.com[/url] = the diamond club nica dot com,

is the website that was mentioned just for this club, go check it out, it does not compete with isg it only compliments it, so hopefully the link info will.

make it thru the scraping screening, please senor heffe mr. jackson? for the sake of all= safe mongering and legal mongering and quality mongering of.

quality clean chicas, at dcn!

right now i am in belize central america, and will report on that forum, until my next soon trip back to nica! the biggest staffed bordello in belize, raul's.

rose garden, just burned down a few weeks ago, after decades of decadence! will report on the new hot spots asap!

i hear the gov of nica, and you know who, are on the sex-capade warpath again and raiding and shutting down bordellos and those supposedly mis-using.

the women? many little clubs shuttered and most others struggling, especially in this global economy? hmmm. we will see which are the survivors!

[QUOTE=WorldWideScout;1175027]Depending on how much a cab to managua costs, I might stay in Ticauntepe (sp?) and taxi it in to various casas every day [OMG, how great would it be if there is action down there! ] . Might be the safer / cheaper option than staying in los robles & taxi'ing to el fenix cada dia.[/QUOTE]Sounds like your pretty excited about your trip. I haven't stayed in Ticantepe, but have in Masaya, Granada, Catarina, etc. If you speak spanish and look halfway decent, you don't even have to go to clubs. My spanish is poor, but I get #s everywhere I go there."Hola bonita, Quy es tu numbre, mi numbre is _, blah blah blah". Even had the 19yr pizza girl from parke, hanging around outside my hotel at 10:00 at night in Masaya one time. There are hookers all over Metro-Central at night, if nothing has changed (1 yr this month since last trip). Last year I stayed at Hotelito kelly in Managua. Upgraded to $35 a night room. Chica friendly. Poolside bar & resteraunt. Shacked up with girl from prior visit to casa. 1st night hit Malecome (?) its clubs, restraunts on lago de managua. Next day enjoyed lonche & beibiendo con dos mujeres in Catarina beside Lago de Apoyo. Spent evening by hotel pool with ladies. Find a good taxi driver and keep his. Most of these guys know the score and will be glad to help you. The good times will find you.

Diamond club is expensive! Been there twice. Never saw less than a 9 in there. Went down the line sucking 6 girls tities one night with my chica in tow. Ah the memories! Drinks for girl are $14. Best thing to do is get a few numbers and leave. They get off about 4am, and will come to hotel usually. Still going to pay around 100us. Not worth it with all the available pussy around.

[QUOTE=Ready Ru;1175712]Sounds like your pretty excited about your trip. I haven't stayed in Ticantepe, but have in Masaya, Granada, Catarina, etc. If you speak spanish and look halfway decent, you don't even have to go to clubs. My spanish is poor, but I get #s everywhere I go there."Hola bonita, Quy es tu numbre, mi numbre is _, blah blah blah". Even had the 19yr pizza girl from parke, hanging around outside my hotel at 10:00 at night in Masaya one time. There are hookers all over Metro-Central at night, if nothing has changed (1 yr this month since last trip). Last year I stayed at Hotelito kelly in Managua. Upgraded to $35 a night room. Chica friendly. Poolside bar & resteraunt. Shacked up with girl from prior visit to casa. 1st night hit Malecome (?) its clubs, restraunts on lago de managua. Next day enjoyed lonche & beibiendo con dos mujeres in Catarina beside Lago de Apoyo. Spent evening by hotel pool with ladies. Find a good taxi driver and keep his. Most of these guys know the score and will be glad to help you. The good times will find you.[/QUOTE]I can get non-pro girls at home, the trick is getting them to go home immediately after we're done. But, maybe I'll try the non-pros in Tican when I finally can come down. I love how something as simple as "Ay, Que linda eres" actually works outside of the states.

[QUOTE=WorldWideScout;1175787]I can get non-pro girls at home, the trick is getting them to go home immediately after we're done. But, maybe I'll try the non-pros in Tican when I finally can come down. I love how something as simple as "Ay, Que linda eres" actually works outside of the states.[/QUOTE]Hey looks like Friday will be my last official night, we should go out, I have a good taxi guy and some places, but I need a way to give you my cell so either upgrade and pm me or write your email in the reply.

[QUOTE=WorldWideScout;1175787]I can get non-pro girls at home, the trick is getting them to go home immediately after we're done.[/QUOTE]That is a problem around the world. They either don't want to.

[QUOTE=Sparky Festus;1176450]That is a problem around the world. They either don't want to.[/QUOTE]Oops. Sent that too soon. Ignore the second sentence. [b]That is a problem around the world. [/b]

I have been reading the post. I think Managua is the new San Jose Costa Rica on the cheap. And, plenty of non pro action. Best kept secret. Shhshhshhhh!

Thanks bbilly! Had to scrap Managua, ended up in Guadalajara for the next few. Hoping to hit Managua as soon as I can though!

Does anyone have any contact info for good independent girls in Managua?

I'm composing this at the airport after two weeks in Managua. Not one of my better trips. Seems I hit the rainy season.

I have stayed in the past at the Hotel Yolaina. I was not sure if this hotel was open as their website was down, and calls to the hotel, and the manager got me no response. Anyway my GF here checked, and they were open. Very nice hotel in the North section close to Vlla Fontana. Nice size pool, and breakfast included, plus Wi Fi, and hot water. $40 a night. Don't ask me the phone number as I forgot to get their new one. After that hotel I went to a private apartment near Good Times.

Not much monger info for you guys. I did hear that the heat is on concerning P4P. Fennix, and Good Times are still open. Snuck away from the Novia one night, and hit Good times (50 cord admission ). I usually have a great time there, but this time was not very good. I bought drinks for 3 girls (110 Cordoba per drink.) the last girl that I sat with had a terrific natural rack, and was very sexy though not trying too hard to please me. Anyway she quoted me $40 for a session. I told her last time I was there it was 600 cords. This did not budge her, and I was not that horny anyway so I left.

At the airport I ran into a Bluefield native. Naturaly I asked him about P4P there, and he said the discos have a lot of willing girls who like gringos. Some Pros, and some non pros. If you like girls with a nice dark tan this may be the spot for you.

Now comes the part were I may catch some heat. I know the party line on ISG is that always take cabs to these clubs. I myself when asked recommend others to do so. That said I always walk the 10 minute walk from Good Times to my apartment. I do this sometimes very late at night. I think I do this since I have never had a problem in all my many trips to many different Country's, and besides I love to walk. At this stage of the game for me I really don't sweat these thugs. I carry no more than $100 on me and if they have a gun or machete they can have it. Other than that we will see what happens.

I think this is my last trip to Nicaragua because of all the power outages, Internet down time, and poor general shape of the whole area, On other trips I have toured most of the main spots here. I feel I will now try other Country's. I will miss the Nicas as they are as hot as any women I have ever run into.

You sure get around Mr Gault! I'm jealous! LOL! I was in Managua in Jan. I had a good time, especially at Good Times! I'm going to have to catch you in MDE sometime!

[QUOTE=John Gault; 1181876]I'm composing this at the airport after two weeks in Managua. Not one of my better trips. Seems I hit the rainy season.

I have stayed in the past at the Hotel Yolaina. I was not sure if this hotel was open as their website was down, and calls to the hotel, and the manager got me no response. Anyway my GF here checked, and they were open. Very nice hotel in the North section close to Vlla Fontana. Nice size pool, and breakfast included, plus Wi Fi, and hot water. $40 a night. Don't ask me the phone number as I forgot to get their new one. After that hotel I went to a private apartment near Good Times.

Not much monger info for you guys. I did hear that the heat is on concerning P4P. Fennix, and Good Times are still open. Snuck away from the Novia one night, and hit Good times (50 cord admission ). I usually have a great time there, but this time was not very good. I bought drinks for 3 girls (110 Cordoba per drink.) the last girl that I sat with had a terrific natural rack, and was very sexy though not trying too hard to please me. Anyway she quoted me $40 for a session. I told her last time I was there it was 600 cords. This did not budge her, and I was not that horny anyway so I left.

At the airport I ran into a Bluefield native. Naturaly I asked him about P4P there, and he said the discos have a lot of willing girls who like gringos. Some Pros, and some non pros. If you like girls with a nice dark tan this may be the spot for you.

Now comes the part were I may catch some heat. I know the party line on ISG is that always take cabs to these clubs. I myself when asked recommend others to do so. That said I always walk the 10 minute walk from Good Times to my apartment. I do this sometimes very late at night. I think I do this since I have never had a problem in all my many trips to many different Country's, and besides I love to walk. At this stage of the game for me I really don't sweat these thugs. I carry no more than $100 on me and if they have a gun or machete they can have it. Other than that we will see what happens.

I think this is my last trip to Nicaragua because of all the power outages, Internet down time, and poor general shape of the whole area, On other trips I have toured most of the main spots here. I feel I will now try other Country's. I will miss the Nicas as they are as hot as any women I have ever run into.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Brother P;1181918]You sure get around Mr Gault! I'm jealous! LOL! I was in Managua in Jan. I had a good time, especially at Good Times! I'm going to have to catch you in MDE sometime![/QUOTE]I'll be in MDE from Sept. 14th to Sept. 28th.

I'm not back until the week of Thanksgiving! One of these days bro!

[QUOTE=John Gault;1181939]I'll be in MDE from Sept. 14th to Sept. 28th.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=John Gault; 1181876]I'm composing this at the airport after two weeks in Managua. Not one of my better trips. Seems I hit the rainy season.

I have stayed in the past at the Hotel Yolaina. I was not sure if this hotel was open as their website was down, and calls to the hotel, and the manager got me no response. Anyway my GF here checked, and they were open. Very nice hotel in the North section close to Vlla Fontana. Nice size pool, and breakfast included, plus Wi Fi, and hot water. $40 a night. Don't ask me the phone number as I forgot to get their new one. After that hotel I went to a private apartment near Good Times.

Not much monger info for you guys. I did hear that the heat is on concerning P4P. Fennix, and Good Times are still open. Snuck away from the Novia one night, and hit Good times (50 cord admission ). I usually have a great time there, but this time was not very good. I bought drinks for 3 girls (110 Cordoba per drink.) the last girl that I sat with had a terrific natural rack, and was very sexy though not trying too hard to please me. Anyway she quoted me $40 for a session. I told her last time I was there it was 600 cords. This did not budge her, and I was not that horny anyway so I left.

At the airport I ran into a Bluefield native. Naturaly I asked him about P4P there, and he said the discos have a lot of willing girls who like gringos. Some Pros, and some non pros. If you like girls with a nice dark tan this may be the spot for you.

Now comes the part were I may catch some heat. I know the party line on ISG is that always take cabs to these clubs. I myself when asked recommend others to do so. That said I always walk the 10 minute walk from Good Times to my apartment. I do this sometimes very late at night. I think I do this since I have never had a problem in all my many trips to many different Country's, and besides I love to walk. At this stage of the game for me I really don't sweat these thugs. I carry no more than $100 on me and if they have a gun or machete they can have it. Other than that we will see what happens.

I think this is my last trip to Nicaragua because of all the power outages, Internet down time, and poor general shape of the whole area, On other trips I have toured most of the main spots here. I feel I will now try other Country's. I will miss the Nicas as they are as hot as any women I have ever run into.[/QUOTE]500 cordobas in GT. Thanks for the idea of Bluefields but you can find this in Managua as well. Watch out for that walk back to Bello, can be dodgy.

[QUOTE=Cunnah Lingus; 1175659]I have had many great times, and totally safe sex and safe all over times, at this club over the last 5-6 years, every-time I am in Managua.

Yes there are cheaper girls on the streets and in the seedy clubs, but you take yer life and your penis in your decisive hands when you go to them!

If you want a great safe time and great fine ladies for fond memories, you pay a bit of a premium for the Insurance and assurance, but are for sure here![/QUOTE]First sentence above is utter bullshit. Much has been said against street girls who are thieves more than dangerous, but there are lots of girls in the few clubs and casas unless you are an imbecile.

Second sentence is a recommendation for one of the three clip joints aimed at suckers and Japanese and Korean businessmen with deep pockets. The others being Solid Gold and Elite. $14 drinks, you have to be kidding.

If you can speak Spanish and don't look and act like a total doofus then you can find anything you want in Managua.

If you like Diamond girls, you can get their numbers if you hang around the Texaco Star Mart/Mcdonalds alongside as the girls are there constantly especially before they are opening and it is dead obvious who they are.

[QUOTE=John Gault]

Now comes the part were I may catch some heat. I know the party line on ISG is that always take cabs to these clubs. I myself when asked recommend others to do so. That said I always walk the 10 minute walk from Good Times to my apartment.

I think this is my last trip to Nicaragua because of all the power outages, Internet down time, and poor general shape of the whole area, On other trips I have toured most of the main spots here. I feel I will now try other Country's. I will miss the Nicas as they are as hot as any women I have ever run into.[/QUOTE]

Not heat but for noobs and the unfamiliar it is bad advice. It's worked for you but it is still pretty risky after dark for what? $1. 50.

Nicaragua certainly is not getting better. I left January 4th and haven't been back. In the last 7 years I was in Managua every 5-6 weeks. I went through two relationships, the last ending two days before NY Eve, and I am just tired of the commute. I am back October and have a ticket on TACA for Christmas, and I will see the tone and temperment in October to decide if I am going back in 2011.

And I have 3 friends with benefits including the December ex, so it isn't lack of girls. Just tired of the treadmill.

[QUOTE=John Gault; 1181876]I'm composing this at the airport after two weeks in Managua. Not one of my better trips. Seems I hit the rainy season.

I have stayed in the past at the Hotel Yolaina. I was not sure if this hotel was open as their website was down, and calls to the hotel, and the manager got me no response. Anyway my GF here checked, and they were open. Very nice hotel in the North section close to Vlla Fontana. Nice size pool, and breakfast included, plus Wi Fi, and hot water. $40 a night. Don't ask me the phone number as I forgot to get their new one. After that hotel I went to a private apartment near Good Times.

Not much monger info for you guys. I did hear that the heat is on concerning P4P. Fennix, and Good Times are still open. Snuck away from the Novia one night, and hit Good times (50 cord admission ). I usually have a great time there, but this time was not very good. I bought drinks for 3 girls (110 Cordoba per drink.) the last girl that I sat with had a terrific natural rack, and was very sexy though not trying too hard to please me. Anyway she quoted me $40 for a session. I told her last time I was there it was 600 cords. This did not budge her, and I was not that horny anyway so I left.

At the airport I ran into a Bluefield native. Naturaly I asked him about P4P there, and he said the discos have a lot of willing girls who like gringos. Some Pros, and some non pros. If you like girls with a nice dark tan this may be the spot for you.

Now comes the part were I may catch some heat. I know the party line on ISG is that always take cabs to these clubs. I myself when asked recommend others to do so. That said I always walk the 10 minute walk from Good Times to my apartment. I do this sometimes very late at night. I think I do this since I have never had a problem in all my many trips to many different Country's, and besides I love to walk. At this stage of the game for me I really don't sweat these thugs. I carry no more than $100 on me and if they have a gun or machete they can have it. Other than that we will see what happens.

I think this is my last trip to Nicaragua because of all the power outages, Internet down time, and poor general shape of the whole area, On other trips I have toured most of the main spots here. I feel I will now try other Country's. I will miss the Nicas as they are as hot as any women I have ever run into.[/QUOTE]Good honest report. Thank you for writing it. It seems like nicaragua has some charm to it and pfp is available but you have to give up things in order to get it. Once I do somewhere like that once or twice I am usually over it as well.

Ie. Guatemala.

Good luck with what's coming next.

[QUOTE=WorldWideScout; 1174967]What is with these ISG posts on "managua dangerous?"

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/printthread.php?t=363&pp=1000&page=2[/url]

I hope these stories are exaggerations, it'd be cool to get a REAL picture / description on if you have to be "gangbanger tough" as a monger in order to survive a month of mongering in mga! I can pull it off, but may not necessarily want to spend my energy this month fighting off chicos and ladrones every day.

I'm a creature of habit, do you think if I hit Fenix every afternoon, I get "marked" for inveitable violence / robbery? Or is it necessary to hit a different club / casa every day in order to stay safe?

Also what to expect price wise? I of course don't want to leave the house with exactly more than I need for a chica+cab fare if I'm to expect a 90% chance of being robbed of it.[/QUOTE]

You don't have to be gangbanger tough. The barrios where you [B]can [/B]go are decent enough, Fenix is on a arterial road, so is Good Times (which I still think is a waste of time, buy YMMV) and it is next door to Cueto Club , Morena is in a retail area in a good barrio. I don't like the pricing but Bellmarys is in a great barrio in Cd. Jardin, residential, clean, quite nice.

My ex-GF lived in and then near Camilo Ortega. There's no casas etc, there but it is a definite non-gringo area. There I was tolerated and my Man Friday is armed. There are other quite obvious barrios that are very dangerous, example Jorge Dimitrov (the police don't go there) , but again, there is no reason to go.

Going to Fenix every day using different cabs or a trusted driver is not marking you for anything but a regular customer.

How much you take depends on how much you drink. I heaer Fenix is all in under C$500 and a taxi roudn trip unless you are across town is maybe C$50. Leave with C$1000 and you are probably OK. That's US$48.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp;1174724]IMHO the only way to go about exploring a new destination is on foot and using public transportation. If you have to depend on a cabbie to cart you around you might as well go somewhere like Costa rica.[/QUOTE]This is wrong and dangerous for other than the very experienced. The buses are horrible and useless, just cheap. The last time I was there a knife-wielding robber was taking money as he walked down the aisle while it was moving. Unluckily for him he was shot to death by a passenger 3/4 of the way down. Not an every day occurrence but an indication. Gringos shoudl avoid them at all costs.

As for walking even in daytime it is too big and things are too far apart for this to be practical, vs. Being dangerous. At night it is dangerous. This is a city with cab fares cheaper than Bangkok and that's saying something.

Best thing is find a cabby recommended by a hotel, etc, get his cell and use the same cabby. They will appreciate the regular income and you have a regualr car.

[QUOTE=Noguera; 1174717]It is Montelimar. Not Montepillar.

Actually, Managua has the lowest crime rate of all the capitals in Central America. I have lived there for several years, and worked in Managua for 15 years. I have never been robbed, nor ever had any problems. However. Just simply do not walk places at night. Managua is spread out. Granted MetroCentro is "kind of" a downtown, but really it is not. From the InterContinental it is safe to walk to Diamond Club (see its website) , however, walking anywhere else is just tempting fate. Taxis are cheap, use them.

Managua is not a crime infested city. It is as safe as any city of 1, 000, 000+ anywhere in the world. It is just a dump! It can be a hell of a lot of fun, and quite an adventure. Just don't walk places.

The street girls between the Esso and the Texaco MetroCentro are perfectly safe. As are the street girls maybe 100 meters south of the Hilton on Carretera Masaya. Just use some common sense with street girls.

Fenix and Good Times are only 5 minutes from MetroCentro by taxi. Diamond Club is across the street. The tiny little casas de citas are in the barrios all over the city. You will never find them unless you ask a cab driver.[/QUOTE]Noguera is one of the few people I trust and you can trust what he says.

Do not walk without a gun, simple. And you can't get a gun. If the $2-3 is too much then don't go.

I will agree to disagree on the street girls near Hilton, there are some cute and a lot that are a hassle, thieving arguing, non-performers.

One thing I can say if you don't speak Spanish or have someone with you that does well (and English of course) , think about going elsewhere.

Noguera's point about the casitas is correct. You will never walk, due to the distance alone. The lack of street names and addresses makes finding things a problem. You will need a taxista to call them for directions, other than Fenix, Morena, Good Times and Cueto Club. The madam at Morena, Gina speaks excellent English as do a lot of her girls who hail mostly from Bluefields.

[QUOTE=Noguera; 1170965]Damn. If this thread gets any more dead we are all going to wish we had Meatloaf back!

Nah. We aren't that desperate yet![/QUOTE]Nobody with a functioning brain would wish that. See a doctor.

Smilies are not working, so my smiley didn't show up to say that Noruega isn't crazy.

Back with a vengense I see!

[QUOTE=Ready Ru;1182713]Back with a vengense I see![/QUOTE]Let me correct me before you do," vengence". LOL

I appreciate your kind words. There is nothing complicated or unique about Managua, other than there is no downtown, it is spread out, and a dump! We have all told these guys that it is just not practical to walk everywhere. It is not like downtown San Jose or downtown Guatemala City. If people choose not to listen, well. That is their choice. Wish I had something more profound, but just use common sense.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1182705]Not heat but for noobs and the unfamiliar it is bad advice. It's worked for you but it is still pretty risky after dark for what? $1. 50.

Nicaragua certainly is not getting better. I left January 4th and haven't been back. In the last 7 years I was in Managua every 5-6 weeks. I went through two relationships, the last ending two days before NY Eve, and I am just tired of the commute. I am back October and have a ticket on TACA for Christmas, and I will see the tone and temperment in October to decide if I am going back in 2011.

And I have 3 friends with benefits including the December ex, so it isn't lack of girls. Just tired of the treadmill.[/QUOTE]It is certainly not the $1. 50. It is the fact that I like to walk at night, and I will not let myself be afaid of possible harm.

You are 100% right it is not for most people. Just guys like me who like to tempt fate.

As far as the commute, it is a killer. That 1am flight back, then another connection, and then a 40 minute car ride home is getting very old.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1182708]You don't have to be gangbanger tough. The barrios where you [B]can [/B]go are decent enough, Fenix is on a arterial road, so is Good Times (which I still think is a waste of time, buy YMMV) and it is next door to Cueto Club, Morena is in a retail area in a good barrio. I don't like the pricing but Bellmarys is in a great barrio in Cd. Jardin, residential, clean, quite nice.

My ex-GF lived in and then near Camilo Ortega. There's no casas etc, there but it is a definite non-gringo area. There I was tolerated and my Man Friday is armed. There are other quite obvious barrios that are very dangerous, example Jorge Dimitrov (the police don't go there) , but again, there is no reason to go.

Going to Fenix every day using different cabs or a trusted driver is not marking you for anything but a regular customer.

How much you take depends on how much you drink. I heaer Fenix is all in under C$500 and a taxi roudn trip unless you are across town is maybe C$50. Leave with C$1000 and you are probably OK. That's US$48.[/QUOTE]Where's / what is Bellmarys?

Nicaragua is generally a safe country by latin american standards. Managua is by far the most dangerous place and you have the Carribean coast with lack of law issues etc. Outside of Granda and Leon it is fairly untouristed. I paid 30 to 60 cordobas for a taxi single journey of varying lengths in Managua. When I spoke to locals and I said a fare was 100 for example, they would tell me it was 80. Definitely a better place for Spanish speakers as has been said.

[QUOTE=Ready Ru;1182714]Let me correct me before you do," vengence". LOL[/QUOTE]

If you are going to show off by correcting someone's typo, you should learn to spell [B][I]vengeance [/I][/B]first. Though it isn't vengense either, mind you.

[QUOTE=Elropaazul; 1183021]Where's / what is Bellmarys?

Nicaragua is generally a safe country by latin american standards. Managua is by far the most dangerous place and you have the Carribean coast with lack of law issues etc. Outside of Granda and Leon it is fairly untouristed. I paid 30 to 60 cordobas for a taxi single journey of varying lengths in Managua. When I spoke to locals and I said a fare was 100 for example, they would tell me it was 80. Definitely a better place for Spanish speakers as has been said.[/QUOTE]

A casa in Ciudad Jardin as I said where it was when I said "in Ciudad Jardin".

What it is, how to find it etc., has been posted many, many times.

Guys, please RTFF then ask.

[QUOTE=John Gault; 1182741]It is certainly not the $1. 50. It is the fact that I like to walk at night, and I will not let myself be afaid of possible harm.

You are 100% right it is not for most people. Just guys like me who like to tempt fate.

As far as the commute, it is a killer. That 1am flight back, then another connection, and then a 40 minute car ride home is getting very old.[/QUOTE]Well, to each his own. To the people with no experience in Managua don't be this foolish, please.

[QUOTE=Noguera;1182725]I appreciate your kind words. There is nothing complicated or unique about Managua, other than there is no downtown, it is spread out, and a dump! We have all told these guys that it is just not practical to walk everywhere. It is not like downtown San Jose or downtown Guatemala City. If people choose not to listen, well. That is their choice. Wish I had something more profound, but just use common sense.[/QUOTE]True. I don't know if I'd say "dump". There are dumpy parts and pretty good parts.

Good parts all of Zona Rosa, Metrocentro area, most of Cd. Jardin, a fair bit of Bello Horizonte, Los Robles and Altamira, the area around Plaza Espana, a lot of C. Masaya out to the Hospital, near the old Embassy, Mercado Huembes, etc. Immediate vicinity of the good hotels.

Bad areas abound in areas a gringo unaccompanied would do miserably and would be at risk. And a few boderline areas like Plaza Inter / Crowne Plaza are OK but a block away near the Nica Bus and the Conquistador are pretty risky.

But the spread and the lack of street names and address numbers makes walking pretty silly. Noobs with no idea where anything is will require a taxi as much to find a place as get there anyway. I guess if you stay 1 block away from Fenix and just do Fenix all the time, you can walk but how boring can it get?

I'm back Oct 10-15 or 17 and we'll see what's what. If I line up the three FWB's I may not get out much other than to eat and to go to the bookies.

Grand Pollo's basically got it covered, but in many years of passing through Managua I've never had a problem (though I know the odd person who has).

Take taxis after dusk.

In the daytime I walk whenever I'm not too hot / lazy / drunk to do so. It makes a change from taxis, but is only practical if, say, you are going round the ferreterias on the Carretera Norte. Otherwise the distances are too great.

Ciudad Jardin? The shipper I use is there, and it's never struck me as a "nice" area like Centroamerica or Los Robles. Not a bad area, though.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1182701]First sentence above is utter bullshit. Much has been said against street girls who are thieves more than dangerous, but there are lots of girls in the few clubs and casas unless you are an imbecile.

Second sentence is a recommendation for one of the three clip joints aimed at suckers and Japanese and Korean businessmen with deep pockets. The others being Solid Gold and Elite. $14 drinks, you have to be kidding.

If you can speak Spanish and don't look and act like a total doofus then you can find anything you want in Managua.

If you like Diamond girls, you can get their numbers if you hang around the Texaco Star Mart / Mc Donalds alongside as the girls are there constantly especially before they are opening and it is dead obvious who they are.[/QUOTE]You like to throw names around but obviously do not have a clue. You want to call non-slummers, non-ghetto dwellers and non-bottom feeders like your inexperienced, uneducated and unsophisticated self names such as "imbecile and dufus". That shows your lack of coothe and intelligence.

I lived in Managua for 1. 5 years, until about 4 years ago. You go in and out for short vacations maybe if that? I lived 2 blocks from the Diamond club but mongered all over, as I have in Asia, All of North America, Europe, Central and South America. I also owned and ran Strip Clubs, Escort services and adult entertainment broadcasting studios. Hell, in my prime, I used to strip in Ladies clubs and sell my services to the rich bitches or those who saved up to splurge on my splooge. I have had more free and paid pussy globally than 100 smucks like you, as well as being paid by the pussy to service them! And its been models, strippers, escorts etc of all top quality, other than a few rich bitches that antied up big for the privilege, unlike the dumpy / sloppy type you favor at the Phoenix and similar slum **** scenes! Nor do they want to slink around the garbage cans outside a club trying to pick up the lower quality girls who may go for that.

The high-quality girls stay in the high-quality clubs to meet the high-quality gringos and local power & profit moguls. Even the local guys who have money and position, education etc do NOT go for the street rats. So if you want to hang with the high quality locals and girls you go where they are. Where they are safe and so are you, to the max. If a guy is down here for short stints on biz or pleasure and staying at the high-quality hotels within 3 blocks of Metro Centro and the Diamond Club, the smart ones will go there. Especially if they have a wife, girlfriend or good career and don't want to chance the numerous types of bad encounters known to happen in Managua and other Monger towns. They probably do not have an armed escort as you mention like your "man Friday". Why ya got to have an armed escort? Are you that frail and faggy lookin that you're under constant threat? I went all over Managua, alone in taxis and walking and never had a problem, mongering or otherwise, but knew of others that did, even those who were robbed & even stabbed or killed in Taxis, which was happening even to locals there for awhile.

So don't take shots at others choices and persons, as unlike you and yours, they may have too much to lose to slum it, and still want to enjoy quality life and quality ladies while in Managua. If so, I will see some of them on my regular return visits to the Diamond Club & Managua.

I picked up girls all over Managua, but not all of those who come on this board want to go thru the adventures, dangers and challenges you can get into by doing so, especially as a non-spanish speaking gringo.

To the high-end high-quality guys in the crowd, do not let little weenie pricks like this guy intimidate you into doing something stupid and / or dangerous, just because he has nothing better to do with his lie and time than post hundreds and hundreds of his supposed stories and opinions on borads like this (Meat-Laof reborn anyone?). Quality working girl-Mongering is not about getting the cheapest low-quality putang all over the world. For the sophisticated among us, its about safe and smart pleasure for both us and the girls, unlike this wanker and his kind!

Come on, Diamond club is a take on for the area.

Nicaragua is not Colombia or Brazil and Managua is fun but nothing in comparison.

A couple of you have recently mentioned that there is some sort of crack-down on P4P in Managua due to the upcoming elections. First, the coming elections are a joke. Daniel is going to win, basically unopposed. Alemáand is only running to try and get a few of his own people into the Asemblea and basically positioning for the 2016 elections.

Secondly. What crack-down on P4P? I see nothing different in the P4P scene here in town. Good Times, Fenix, Elite, Diamond Club. All are open for business as usual. I have not spent much time in the smaller casas recently, but word on the street is these are all running as normal.

Give us a few 'specific' examples of this alleged crack-down.

[quote=noguera; 1186603]a couple of you have recently mentioned that there is some sort of crack-down on p4p in managua due to the upcoming elections. first, the coming elections are a joke. daniel is going to win, basically unopposed. alemáand is only running to try and get a few of his own people into the asemblea and basically positioning for the 2016 elections.

secondly. what crack-down on p4p? i see nothing different in the p4p scene here in town. good times, fenix, elite, diamond club. all are open for business as usual. i have not spent much time in the smaller casas recently, but word on the street is these are all running as normal.

give us a few 'specific' examples of this alleged crack-down.[/quote]sure that goon in charge is going to win hands down, but still they always have a crack down of some sort before an election.

my info comes from a person who is trying to open a bar / casa in an area i care not to mention. the chief of police is dragging his feet on the issue as he says there is a crackdown on **** putas. i don't see what that has to do with opening a new place but that is what was told to my friend.

as far as manugua i was told the major places are allowed to operate, but the smaller ones are catching some heat. i don't know the reason, but the club across the street from good times i saw was closed on my last trip two weeks ago.

it is hard to get good intel on nicaragua as there are few mongers, and even fewer trip reports. who knows, maybe that is for the best.

sorry i could not meet you in person on the trip i took a while ago.

[QUOTE=Cunnah Lingus; 1184989]You like to throw names around but obviously do not have a clue. You want to call non-slummers, non-ghetto dwellers and non-bottom feeders like your inexperienced, uneducated and unsophisticated self names such as "imbecile and dufus". That shows your lack of coothe and intelligence.

I lived in Managua for 1. 5 years, until about 4 years ago. You go in and out for short vacations maybe if that? I lived 2 blocks from the Diamond club but mongered all over, as I have in Asia, All of North America, Europe, Central and South America. I also owned and ran Strip Clubs, Escort services and adult entertainment broadcasting studios. Hell, in my prime, I used to strip in Ladies clubs and sell my services to the rich bitches or those who saved up to splurge on my splooge. I have had more free and paid pussy globally than 100 smucks like you, as well as being paid by the pussy to service them! And its been models, strippers, escorts etc of all top quality, other than a few rich bitches that antied up big for the privilege, unlike the dumpy / sloppy type you favor at the Phoenix and similar slum * scenes! Nor do they want to slink around the garbage cans outside a club trying to pick up the lower quality girls who may go for that.

The high-quality girls stay in the high-quality clubs to meet the high-quality gringos and local power & profit moguls. Even the local guys who have money and position, education etc do NOT go for the street rats. So if you want to hang with the high quality locals and girls you go where they are. Where they are safe and so are you, to the max. If a guy is down here for short stints on biz or pleasure and staying at the high-quality hotels within 3 blocks of Metro Centro and the Diamond Club, the smart ones will go there. Especially if they have a wife, girlfriend or good career and don't want to chance the numerous types of bad encounters known to happen in Managua and other Monger towns. They probably do not have an armed escort as you mention like your "man Friday". Why ya got to have an armed escort? Are you that frail and faggy lookin that you're under constant threat? I went all over Managua, alone in taxis and walking and never had a problem, mongering or otherwise, but knew of others that did, even those who were robbed & even stabbed or killed in Taxis, which was happening even to locals there for awhile.

So don't take shots at others choices and persons, as unlike you and yours, they may have too much to lose to slum it, and still want to enjoy quality life and quality ladies while in Managua. If so, I will see some of them on my regular return visits to the Diamond Club & Managua.

I picked up girls all over Managua, but not all of those who come on this board want to go thru the adventures, dangers and challenges you can get into by doing so, especially as a non-spanish speaking gringo.

To the high-end high-quality guys in the crowd, do not let little weenie pricks like this guy intimidate you into doing something stupid and / or dangerous, just because he has nothing better to do with his lie and time than post hundreds and hundreds of his supposed stories and opinions on borads like this (Meat-Laof reborn anyone?). Quality working girl-Mongering is not about getting the cheapest low-quality putang all over the world. For the sophisticated among us, its about safe and smart pleasure for both us and the girls, unlike this wanker and his kind![/QUOTE]I've seen and been with Diamond Club girls and they are not all high quality or close to it. It is a rip-off joint for business people and the timid like Elite and Solid Gold, plain and simple.

By reading this it's pretty clear you have an overwhelming interest in promoting the Diamond Club, or others. Perhaps a financial interest? It is no better or worse than the three equally overpriced "VIP" clubs and a waste of time.

There are lots of cute, nice available girls, and yes including meeting and chatting with Diamond Club girls who come into the Star Mart. Easy to get phone numbers. Managua is fun and quite manageable, for people who take the time and effort, and yes you need to speak the language, or travel with someone who knows the area and does. In my case I do both. I have been to Fenix once, and never go there. But it isn't going to kill people and is a hell of a lot more sensible deal than Diamond Club is.

You really think based on reading these boards that this is a community of high end high quality guys? Profit moguls? Please. These members are decent, hard working ordinary guys looking for fun and value. They look for low priced basic hotels, and walk places. They are not all at the Intercontinental or Daniel's hotel you know.

Since 99% of everyone here goes to Fenix and Good Times and Morena etc, it's you calling them slum dwellers, not me.

And you haven't even been there in 4 years. Thanks for the up to date reporting. I have been there 50 times in the last 5 years and have at least a dozen friends who live there.

Your case would be more persuasive with proper spelling.

[QUOTE=Chinchuliar; 1184682]Grand Pollo's basically got it covered, but in many years of passing through Managua I've never had a problem (though I know the odd person who has).

Take taxis after dusk.

In the daytime I walk whenever I'm not too hot / lazy / drunk to do so. It makes a change from taxis, but is only practical if, say, you are going round the ferreterias on the Carretera Norte. Otherwise the distances are too great.

Ciudad Jardin? The shipper I use is there, and it's never struck me as a "nice" area like Centroamerica or Los Robles. Not a bad area, though.[/QUOTE]Right not a bad area. I mean the area with all the houses in the residential streets. Bellmary's is one of those houses. Walking is OK but really it is pretty far from points A to B even for just shopping or going for a meal depending on where you are. And $1 a ride to go somewhere even in daytime hardly makes the walk worth the time.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1187484]I've seen and been with Diamond Club girls and they are not all high quality or close to it. It is a rip-off joint for business people and the timid like Elite and Solid Gold, plain and simple.

By reading this it's pretty clear you have an overwhelming interest in promoting the Diamond Club, or others. Perhaps a financial interest? It is no better or worse than the three equally overpriced "VIP" clubs and a waste of time.

There are lots of cute, nice available girls, and yes including meeting and chatting with Diamond Club girls who come into the Star Mart. Easy to get phone numbers. Managua is fun and quite manageable, for people who take the time and effort, and yes you need to speak the language, or travel with someone who knows the area and does. In my case I do both. I have been to Fenix once, and never go there. But it isn't going to kill people and is a hell of a lot more sensible deal than Diamond Club is.

You really think based on reading these boards that this is a community of high end high quality guys? Profit moguls? Please. These members are decent, hard working ordinary guys looking for fun and value. They look for low priced basic hotels, and walk places. They are not all at the Intercontinental or Daniel's hotel you know.

Since 99% of everyone here goes to Fenix and Good Times and Morena etc, it's you calling them slum dwellers, not me.

And you haven't even been there in 4 years. Thanks for the up to date reporting. I have been there 50 times in the last 5 years and have at least a dozen friends who live there.

Your case would be more persuasive with proper spelling.[/QUOTE]This guy Cunnah Lingus really tore into you. You seem to me to know more about Nicaragua than anyone else on this board, and you try to give out good info. You could be right that this guy has a interest in the Diamond Club. For me this joint had some good looking women, but they were way to agressive for my taste. If you must go to a Strip Clup in Managua then Good Times for value is my choice. Myself the two Discos that have lady's nights on Wed. And Thursday nights are the most fun to be had in Managua. You get the best of both worlds. Plenty of hot Non Pro's, and always a few Pro's lurking about.

Been to good times again after more than a year and in this trip, I was able to f*ck 2 hotties at C500 each. I cn say that quality of girls is not as good as last year but with C500 to let me drained out a little liquids seems to be just fine. Entrance is C50 ladies drink C110.

THATS ALL FOLKS!

Hope that in my next trip. I can find a real gem

[QUOTE=Macho Dik; 1189945]Been to good times again after more than a year and in this trip, I was able to f*ck 2 hotties at C500 each. I cn say that quality of girls is not as good as last year but with C500 to let me drained out a little liquids seems to be just fine. Entrance is C50 ladies drink C110.

THATS ALL FOLKS!

Hope that in my next trip. I can find a real gem[/QUOTE]C500 for GT girls? I am not sure that I am buying this. On site store price is C1000. Off-site, I cannot believe they would go that low. Maybe you look like Brad Pitt? I guarantee you didn't "do" Esmeralda for that price. She would have dragged you into the street and beat you to a pulp for giving her C500! Hehehehe There must be more to this than you are sharing with us.

[QUOTE=Noguera;1190465]C500 for GT girls? I am not sure that I am buying this. On site store price is C1000. Off-site, I cannot believe they would go that low. Maybe you look like Brad Pitt? I guarantee you didn't "do" Esmeralda for that price. She would have dragged you into the street and beat you to a pulp for giving her C500! Hehehehe There must be more to this than you are sharing with us.[/QUOTE]I was there last month and, the one very hot girl I wanted to take wanted $40. Not even 800 Cords but dollars. Before on another trip I paid 600 Cords. As far as drink prices and cover charges he was correct.

[QUOTE=John Gault;1190616]I was there last month and, the one very hot girl I wanted to take wanted $40. Not even 800 Cords but dollars. Before on another trip I paid 600 Cords. As far as drink prices and cover charges he was correct.[/QUOTE]Yes. 500. Was there this year many times. 500 is the price. Speak to a local if you don't want to believe it. See what they pay.

[QUOTE=Elropaazul;1190691]Yes. 500. Was there this year many times. 500 is the price. Speak to a local if you don't want to believe it. See what they pay.[/QUOTE]OK. So I stand corrected! I was quoted US$ 50 for one hour upstairs at GT, two different times. I did not try negotiating, I just said no. However, these prices make GT even cheaper than Fenix, which I have a difficult time believing. The house rate at Fenix is 600 C for one hour. I just have a hard time believing that GT is cheaper than Fenix. Was your 500 C tryst at GT for an hour or for 30 minutes?

[QUOTE=Elropaazul;1190691]Yes. 500. Was there this year many times. 500 is the price. Speak to a local if you don't want to believe it. See what they pay.[/QUOTE]Now I understand you. You quote local prices. Thats all well and good, but 99% of the guys on this forum are not locals. Always a local pays less, but we need Gringo prices so guys can make proper choices as to what would serve them best.

I have also been there many times, and the prices I have quoted are Gringo prices. 600 Cords up to $40.

As far as Fennex, the girls in Good Times are way better in the looks department.

[QUOTE=John Gault; 1190939]Now I understand you. You quote local prices. Thats all well and good, but 99% of the guys on this forum are not locals. Always a local pays less, but we need Gringo prices so guys can make proper choices as to what would serve them best.

I have also been there many times, and the prices I have quoted are Gringo prices. 600 Cords up to $40.

As far as Fennex, the girls in Good Times are way better in the looks department.[/QUOTE]This is my point exactly. In-house, Fenix, gringo pricing is C600 for an hour. The girls at GT are much better looking and more vivacious than at Fenix. Therefore, how can Macho Dik claim that he is getting in-house pricing at GT for only C500? That is less than pricing at Fenix and only ½ what I was quoted on my last visit to GT. Is Macho Dik's price of C500 for ½ hour or for a full hour? Is that a 'locals' price? If GT is 'truly' offering an hour, in-house, for C500. That is the best deal in Managua!

Dear All,

I am no Brat Pitt nor any handsome young guy. They quote for local is C400 while initially they quote c800 and go for bargaining and end up C500 that is for 1 shot (around 40 mins, I guess) in house. But this is the price I paid in Good time. Never try Fenis, so don't. Know their rate.

Hope maintan this market price. Pal

[QUOTE=Noguera;1191050]This is my point exactly. In-house, Fenix, gringo pricing is C600 for an hour. The girls at GT are much better looking and more vivacious than at Fenix. Therefore, how can Macho Dik claim that he is getting in-house pricing at GT for only C500? That is less than pricing at Fenix and only ½ what I was quoted on my last visit to GT. Is Macho Dik's price of C500 for ½ hour or for a full hour? Is that a 'locals' price? If GT is 'truly' offering an hour, in-house, for C500. That is the best deal in Managua![/QUOTE]300 for Fenix.

500 for GT.

1/2 hour.

But you can do what ever you want with a tip, everyone knows these prices.

[QUOTE=Macho Dik; 1191142]Dear All,

I am no Brat Pitt nor any handsome young guy. They quote for local is C400 while initially they quote c800 and go for bargaining and end up C500 that is for 1 shot (around 40 mins, I guess) in house. But this is the price I paid in Good time. Never try Fenis, so don't. Know their rate.

Hope maintan this market price. Pal[/QUOTE]I was quoted 600 and 500. After a time, I found 500 is what is usually taken. It is funny in Nica, more than elsewhere, prices are not what you find until you speak to a local partly because this is a very poor country in latin america.

[QUOTE=Elropaazul;1191235]I was quoted 600 and 500. After a time, I found 500 is what is usually taken. It is funny in Nica, more than elsewhere, prices are not what you find until you speak to a local partly because this is a very poor country in latin america.[/QUOTE]As you say Nicaragua is a very poor country. For this reason I can never understand why prices for girls and hotels are more expensive than other LatinAmerican Countrys. I think the same thing goes on in Hati which is even poorer than Nicaragua. When I say hotels I am talking about hotels that serve mostly Gringos. I know in Medellin I can get a good hotel near all the action for $20 a night. In Nicaragua you are lucky to find one for $40. The girls except for Fennix are more money than in most other Latin Citys.

[QUOTE=John Gault;1191475]As you say Nicaragua is a very poor country. For this reason I can never understand why prices for girls and hotels are more expensive than other LatinAmerican Countrys. I think the same thing goes on in Hati which is even poorer than Nicaragua. When I say hotels I am talking about hotels that serve mostly Gringos. I know in Medellin I can get a good hotel near all the action for $20 a night. In Nicaragua you are lucky to find one for $40. The girls except for Fennix are more money than in most other Latin Citys.[/QUOTE]I have been to Nicaragua about 15 times. I have never been to good times or Fenix. I have been to Diamond club twice, and paid $120 for one hot ass woman for all night. The best two ladies (pros) that I have ever met in Nicaragua, were working in the Casas that you find only through cab drivers or locals that you may know. All you have to do is ask! I'm talkin $15 a piece in house. I was quoted $20 at one in Masaya one night and when I refused, (girls where only about a 5) my Nica brother in law took one for $5. God strike me dead if I'm lying! This was January of last year. My Spanish is rough at best, but spent three days in hotel with absolute stunner last year and only gave her $150 for whole experience. I had met her at un casa the time before. She met me at the airport and was sucking my dick as soon as we checked in the hotel. I have posted all these pics before on here. I know looks and attitude have something to do with the amount of attention one will recieve from the ladies, but I have no reason to lie on this board. I could not tell you the names or how to get to any of these casas, but could be in one within ten minutes if nothing has changed from last year. Just ask" donde es la mujeres" or " Quiero vamo la casas de chicas" to enough cabbies and you will end up in the right place. I miss it very much!

Looked through prior posts for about 30 minutes couldn't find the answer. Please help.

Hitlon Hotel and Money Exchange

Is Hilton Chica friendly?

Also what is the best location and rate to change my dollars.

Thank you!

There are money changers everywwhere.

Near La Colonia in Plaza Espana is as good a place as any.

Rates are standard and fair.


Edit: Just seen the posts on the other thread.

Just returned from a quick 3 day weekend in Managua. Pretty Interesting place. Went to Diamonds which was really over priced of course thats nothing new. The girls were good looking but not great. They had different shows which were pretty cool. Taxis kept trying to get us to go to ELITE. They obviously get a commision. We didn't go.

After Diamonds went to Good Time. I really like that place. Girls wanted $160 for take out for 4 hours. We waited till closing and had two chicas meet us at the Hilton after work about 430 am. We didn't discuss a price with the girls and the girls never asked. I don't know if they would of but as my girl was getting up to leave at about 730am I gave her $75. Maybe too much I don't know. My friend gave $40.

Next night went back to good time and my girl (same one from the previous night) wouldn't stop hounding me for prorpina and to buy her drinks. First night she was great second night total puta-profesional.

Also found that a lot of girls in Nicaragua have tatoos and not just small ones. Much more so then other Latin American countires I have visited.

Next day (Sunday) we went to Fenix. Place was huge pretty cool set up. However there were 2 girls working. One was a 3 the other one was occupied.

We left there and went to Glorias. This place is interesting. Its a hair salon in front and bar and massage parlor in back. I chose a massage at first not knowing for $25. The girl came back left the door open and had a doctors coat on. She brought lotion and I said do I get extra she said yes for $100 total. I paid it. She showered stripped me down and wrapped an industrial strength condom on and went to town. The condrom was terrible. She did her best for 30 min but no leche.

Pharah casino was a cool casino. Spent a lot of time there. Also Hilton Hotel was chica friendly and great service.

I would def. Go back to Nicaragua. I probably need to learn prices a little better but I was not on the trip to Haggle more to explore and learn for the next trip

[QUOTE=Mfins; 1194722]We left there and went to Glorias. This place is interesting. Its a hair salon in front and bar and massage parlor in back. I chose a massage at first not knowing for $25. The girl came back left the door open and had a doctors coat on. She brought lotion and I said do I get extra [B]she said yes for $100 total. [/B]I paid it. She showered stripped me down and wrapped an industrial strength condom on and went to town. The condrom was terrible. She did her best for 30 min but no leche.

I would def. Go back to Nicaragua. [B] I probably need to learn prices a little better [/B]but I was not on the trip to Haggle more to explore and learn for the next trip[/QUOTE]If you paid C$2, 200 at Glorias or any MP you need to learn to divide by 3 or 4. NB: I rarely recommend Glorias though it has been around forever due to its dodgy location and the real risk, at least from observation over the years, that the ages of some of those girls are well in need of double checking, enough said.

[QUOTE=John Gault;1187629][B]This guy Cunnah Lingus really tore into you[/B]. You seem to me to know more about Nicaragua than anyone else on this board, and you try to give out good info. You could be right that this guy has a interest in the Diamond Club. For me this joint had some good looking women, but they were way to agressive for my taste. If you must go to a Strip Clup in Managua then Good Times for value is my choice. Myself the two Discos that have lady's nights on Wed. And Thursday nights are the most fun to be had in Managua. You get the best of both worlds. Plenty of hot Non Pro's, and always a few Pro's lurking about.[/QUOTE]Just like my not being gay, I just ignore dicks.

Personally the two times I went into Good Times I couldn't see anything, it was too loud, there were too many locals and I left. Maybe it's better.

I am returning there shortly but my ex wants to be a "friend with benefits", another girl I was seeing on the side when we were together will stay with me, cute, nice. 20 y/o and a friend who lives there, his soon to be ex sister-in-law and I fool around when we have time, so with 5 days and three girls to juggle I suspect I won't be seeing GT this time either.

This strip club is down by the university. It had changed its name to "Hollywood Club Girls" or something like that, maybe a four word name, and had put up billboards around town last year.

How has Fenix's remodelling come along?

What is the name of the club across the street from Good Times called? Still open? Still a dive?

[QUOTE=Iguana Six; 1204034]This strip club is down by the university. It had changed its name to "Hollywood Club Girls" or something like that, maybe a four word name, and had put up billboards around town last year.

How has Fenix's remodelling come along?

What is the name of the club across the street from Good Times called? Still open? Still a dive?[/QUOTE]Hollywood Club Girls was Vale Todo 2 and was closed when I was there in January but it may have reopened. I will be there tomorrow and will have a look. I don't know what university it's near certainly not UCA or UNAN, HCG is in Monseñor Lezcano.

The club on the same side of the main drag (the bypass) but across a little side street is Cueto Club. I heard it's closed, too but can have a look. I think even the signage was gone in January, I just don't recall.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1204245]Hollywood Club Girls was Vale Todo 2 and was closed when I was there in January but it may have reopened. I will be there tomorrow and will have a look. I don't know what university it's near certainly not UCA or UNAN, HCG is in Monseñor Lezcano.

The club on the same side of the main drag (the bypass) but across a little side street is Cueto Club. I heard it's closed, too but can have a look. I think even the signage was gone in January, I just don't recall.[/QUOTE]I thought Cueto Club was the one that was across the street from Good Times? I now remember that Vale Todo changed its name to Hollywood Club Girls last year.

I had no idea that there were two Vale Todo clubs?

[QUOTE=Iguana Six; 1204254]I thought Cueto Club was the one that was across the street from Good Times? I now remember that Vale Todo changed its name to Hollywood Club Girls last year.

I had no idea that there were two Vale Todo clubs?[/QUOTE]Cueto Club was open and doing business just a couple of months back in July. Pollo is spot on. Vale Todo (Club Hollywood Girls) is over in Monsenor Lezcano. There are not any universities remotely nearby. What may be referred to as Vale Todo II could be the old Hollywood Club which was located a block off Carretera Masaya. Both Hollywood and Vale Todo (Club Hollywood Girls) were owned by the same guy, Enmer Tercero. See the trend in the naming? The only strip club that I know of which is even remotely "near" a university would be Diamond club. It is only a few blocks from UCA.

I was at the Cueto Club one night during the week. I thought it was an alternative to Good Time Club. Admission was C$20 as opposed to Good Time's C$50. Girls were over weight and none was more than a 5. I sat down and ordered a beer. There were no couches, only plastic lawn chairs available. This club desperately needs a reno if it wants to compete with Good Time. There was a stage, but nobody was dancing. I asked one of the girls if there would be someone on the stage and she said in 10 minutes. I sat for about 20 minutes and then left to cross the street and walked into Good Time.

Don't waste your time here. However if there's someone on this board with $ to spare, this club would be a very good investment.

Spaceman

Gentlemen, I mean fellow mongers.

I thought I would take one for the forum and give this Hollywood Club Girls place a try. Well, I got there around 10:30 on a Saturday night and voila, the compound was pitch dark. I taxi driver said it was closed. I think it was more than that. Any entertainment business that is not open on a Saturday night is simply not in business, period.

The driver then suggested Solid Gold and he said it was not expensive, so I gave it a try. US$10 cover with 2 free beerss. Only 5 girls but dancing was continuous. Lady drinks are, yikes, US$15 each! Obviously the driver is getting a commission. Out of the 5, there were 2 skinny. 1 medium and 2 fat ones. I sat thru all 5 chicas dances and left. Serves me right for not doing proper research first. Went to Good Time after and had a good time.

Spaceman

[QUOTE=Iguana Six; 1204254]I thought Cueto Club was the one that was across the street from Good Times? I now remember that Vale Todo changed its name to Hollywood Club Girls last year.

I had no idea that there were two Vale Todo clubs?[/QUOTE]Please read what I wrote. The street is the bypass and CC is not across the (main) street from Good Times. They are on the same side, separated by a minor side street. From Metrocentro if you head toward C. Norte on the bypass you get to CC on the right first and then mere metres away on the other side of the side street, is Good Times.

There "were" two. One was in the Hollywood / Solid Gold area. The other in M. Lezcano, changing its name and now apparently closed. No no Vale Todos of any name, anywhere now.

[QUOTE=AlLostInSpace13; 1204354]I was at the Cueto Club one night during the week. I thought it was an alternative to Good Time Club. Admission was C$20 as opposed to Good Time's C$50. Girls were over weight and none was more than a 5. I sat down and ordered a beer. There were no couches, only plastic lawn chairs available. This club desperately needs a reno if it wants to compete with Good Time. There was a stage, but nobody was dancing. I asked one of the girls if there would be someone on the stage and she said in 10 minutes. I sat for about 20 minutes and then left to cross the street and walked into Good Time.

Don't waste your time here. However if there's someone on this board with $ to spare, this club would be a very good investment.

Spaceman[/QUOTE]So it hasn't changed (other than spiffing up the outside) since I was inside years ago. Even the plastic chairs. And fat girls. Back a few years there were non stop dancers and they were not all fat.

I drove past it and GT yesterday earlier than they were open.

[QUOTE=Iguana Six;1204034]How has Fenix's remodelling come along?[/QUOTE]I was in there yesterday around 3 pm What an odd place. The last time I was there was many years ago. You went in and it was pitch dark with porno TV above various sofa with lethargic girls.

Yesterday it is a) huge and be) very bright. You enter from the same side door, paying C$50 each BTW, and the bar is dead ahead. This entry area is a communal seating area for girls (10 of them on sofas at 3 pm) and the bar with the TV's to the right mounted quite high. There were only locals in there. 4 in total, me and my driver and the bartender and a doorman.

Up from the bar, to your left as you enter is a HUGE concrete slab with chairs and tables and not much else. It must be over 50 metres long and 1/2 as wide. At the far end is a door which I assume goes to rooms. I will see today.

They told us it is 24/7 with two girls shifts. 7 am to 7 pm and then 7 pm to 7 am.

C$300 1/2 hour, C$600 hour. I did not see the rooms.

It was far less grim and didn't invoke the feelings of dread like the old version, and the girls ranged from 6 and 7 for a couple to a few real hefty dogs. No stunners but no models either.

The girls make no effort to approach or talk and the bar doesn't push drinks. The C$50 you pay to get in covers 2 drinks. We had water I assume it would cover a beer as well. This is to filter out penniless local who want to just ogle and not buy anything I guess. They did not use metal detectors.

A crew of about 3 continued to mix concrete outside. Where it was going or why was unclear.

So me and my driver tried a whip round to a few casas in Managua yesterday.

If [b]Bellmary's[/b] continues to exist in Ciudad Jardin we can't find it and there are no classifieds so assume it is gone.

We went to what was [b]Lorena's[/b] in M. Lezcano (they are advertising massage in the "Bellaza" section of El Nuevo Diario). It is not run by Yugo and Lorena any more. Same spot though.

Full of drunken locals. It has a very small sala and there were maybe 8 local guys. First warning. Then the girls were, to be charitable, homely. One was pregnant. The massage rooms are at the back like before (and I bet as dirty and hot as before) C$300/500 30/60 minutes. We didn't stay.

Dropped in on Gina at [b]Morena[/b] in Altamira. I have recommended Morena before for 2 reasons, one it is in a great area (across from CECA music store and just down from SINSA in Altamira) so no mugging risk etc, and close to Metrocentro. And two Gina speaks English and often the girls speak some as they are from Bluefields where English is more common.

They were sure fat this time. I mean fat fat fatties. Some guys like the meaty girls, my driver for one. I don't. There was one sort of chubby but pretty. I didn't partake but may go back.

Prices are C$300/400 30/60 minutes and C$500 for an hour with A / C. Since it was actually hotter inside than outside I'd say go for the C$500 for the air conditioning alone. But if you like the heat and larger girls and 1/2 hour C$300 is only $14 US.

As I don't do nightclubs, did not go into CC or GT. I may try GT just to see how it has changed in several years (maybe 4 or 5 since we were inside).

It is too bad about Club Hollywood Girls Vale Todo 2. They had hot girls and OK prices.

Finally we went to where [b]Glorias[/b] was and it isn't Glorias any more. I find this odd as someone a month ago said he went there (and I assume it said Gloria's). Anyway it said Bar Pipo or Tipo or Pepe or something, a big blue and white fence with a truck parked inside. On the other side of the carport there was an entrance. It was a barrio full of chavalos on the street, we weren't sure it was Gloria's or not at that point, we were hungry and left to eat. I am not sure, to be honest if we were in the right spot but we have been there several times before and my driver knows this town down to the fire hydrant so not sure what's going on with it.

Thank you Pollo for the detailed reports. Seems like MGA has gone down hill. On my last trip I went to Good Times. And some of the girls were hot, but I picked the wrong ones so I did not have a good time there. I forget the name, but the little bar that has a beauty shop in the entrance always had some 8's or 9's, but was on the expensive side. I wonder if that place is still open?

I think the best bet in Nico Land is Non Pro's. They really seem to like Gringos, and without even trying I have had a lot of luck with them. This is kind of rare for me as I usually do not even try to get them.

[QUOTE=John Gault; 1204752]Thank you Pollo for the detailed reports. Seems like MGA has gone down hill. On my last trip I went to Good Times. And some of the girls were hot, but I picked the wrong ones so I did not have a good time there. I forget the name, but the little bar that has a beauty shop in the entrance always had some 8's or 9's, but was on the expensive side. I wonder if that place is still open?

I think the best bet in Nico Land is Non Pro's. They really seem to like Gringos, and without even trying I have had a lot of luck with them. This is kind of rare for me as I usually do not even try to get them.[/QUOTE]That little bar with beauty shop might be ex-Glorias. I might go back and see inside later today. I want to get the proper name. It was expensive years ago when I went and IIRC the temperature was about 5 degrees C inside for some reason. Someone posted here not long ago about getting duped for US$100 so either he's quite tonto and non Spanish literate, or they charge the moon. I suspect the former.

In the interest of research we went to Glorias, now "Bar Piro". Same location as advised by more than a few painted wall signs.

It is similar if not close to identical to the old Gloria except there are few girls and most are hounds. A lot of the "decor" using that term loosely still says Gloria's.

You get ignored upon entry other than to serve a drink. There was an older woman and a male bartender either of whom could have gotten off their lazy asses to try to pitch the services, but no, too much effort. (Not that Fenix does much either)

Finally my buddy asked a waitress the score: 1/2 hour C$300 and an hour C$500.

This leads me to the question how did this guy in mid-September (a few posts ago) pay US$100 (C$2,270 at today's rate)?

7 girls at once for 1/2 hour? 4 in a row an hour each and a few beers?

This illustrates the need to [b]know your Spanish[/b] Or go with someone who does.

There was one waitress very light skinned with a huge rack. It's almost worth the C$300 just to see her body. Maybe I'll do that.

[QUOTE=Ready Ru;1175712]My spanish is poor, but I get #s everywhere I go there."Hola bonita, Quy es tu [b]numbre, mi numbre[/b] is _, blah blah blah".[/QUOTE]Number = numero (specifically el numero de mi cel es.)

Name = nombre (typically "me llamo" or "I call myself". Your Name). Como te llamas = what's your name. Not really que es tu nombre? Maybe if you are a census taker.

Numbre = nothing (not a word).

I visited the Good Time strip club more than a few time this past week. I like it. There were a few fat ladies, but most were adequate. This one girl, Kiera, has big tits, but likes to play hard-to-get. She was surprised when went for another girl the next day. Sorry, but guys like variety. If I wanted to stick to 1 woman, I could have stayed home! Every one of the girls will try to hustle lady drinks from you, but WTF, it's only C$110 / drink = US$5, which is a bargain compared to Solid Gold.

For some reasons, despite of the drink hustling, I find the GT girls very down to earth. My Espano is limited, but many girls still try very hard to communicate. A trip to the back room will cost C$600.

It appears the clientel has changed some what since my last visit, about 2 years ago. The crowd seems a bit older, in the 30. 40 range, which is good. Young drunk adults tend to fight and that was what happened last time 2 years ago. And it didn't leave a good impression on me. I like the current Good Time. I would say they have about 20. 25 girls. Most of them decent looking. I'm bad with names, but other than Kiera, I also remember Mia. She resembles my ex- Japanese girlfriend. She will do anything for a lady drink. Try it.

Spaceman

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1204729]So me and my driver tried a whip round to a few casas in Managua yesterday.

If [b]Bellmary's[/b] Continues to exist in Ciudad Jardin we can't find it and there are no classifieds so assume it is gone.

We went to what was [b]Lorena's[/b] In M. Lezcano (they are advertising massage in the "Bellaza" section of El Nuevo Diario). It is not run by Yugo and Lorena any more. Same spot though.

Full of drunken locals. It has a very small sala and there were maybe 8 local guys. First warning. Then the girls were, to be charitable, homely. One was pregnant. The massage rooms are at the back like before (and I bet as dirty and hot as before) C$300/500 30/60 minutes. We didn't stay.

Dropped in on Gina at [b]Morena[/b] In Altamira. I have recommended Morena before for 2 reasons, one it is in a great area (across from CECA music store and just down from SINSA in Altamira) so no mugging risk etc, and close to Metrocentro. And two Gina speaks English and often the girls speak some as they are from Bluefields where English is more common.

They were sure fat this time. I mean fat fat fatties. Some guys like the meaty girls, my driver for one. I don't. There was one sort of chubby but pretty. I didn't partake but may go back.

Prices are C$300/400 30/60 minutes and C$500 for an hour with A / C. Since it was actually hotter inside than outside I'd say go for the C$500 for the air conditioning alone. But if you like the heat and larger girls and 1/2 hour C$300 is only $14 US.

As I don't do nightclubs, did not go into CC or GT. I may try GT just to see how it has changed in several years (maybe 4 or 5 since we were inside).

It is too bad about Club Hollywood Girls Vale Todo 2. They had hot girls and OK prices.

Finally we went to where [b]Glorias[/b] Was and it isn't Glorias any more. I find this odd as someone a month ago said he went there (and I assume it said Gloria's). Anyway it said Bar Pipo or Tipo or Pepe or something, a big blue and white fence with a truck parked inside. On the other side of the carport there was an entrance. It was a barrio full of chavalos on the street, we weren't sure it was Gloria's or not at that point, we were hungry and left to eat. I am not sure, to be honest if we were in the right spot but we have been there several times before and my driver knows this town down to the fire hydrant so not sure what's going on with it.[/QUOTE]Hi, Yes I was there a month ago and went to Glorias. Walk in its a Hair Salon in front. In the back a small bar with a couch and bar stools. Right next to bar is the "massage room" In a decent enough neighborhood. Its there. Two girls working on a Sunday Afternoon.

[QUOTE=Mfins;1205186]Hi, Yes I was there a month ago and went to Glorias. Walk in its a Hair Salon in front. In the back a small bar with a couch and bar stools. Right next to bar is the "massage room" In a decent enough neighborhood. Its there. Two girls working on a Sunday Afternoon.[/QUOTE]Ola mfins, is this your new destination ; - )

Grand Pollo. Nice with the insults. Try getting to know me first. It was my report. I speak spanish fluently. I agree I got overcharged. Also, you do understand that the price quoted is just for a massage. PERIOD. Once back there thats when they hit you up for the extra. In my case I agree $100 was too much. In anycase. Are you sure we are talking about the same place. Beauty Parlor in the front and Small area behind the back door. I can't see them fitting 7 girls back there honestly. Bartender was behind the little bar the whole time.

[QUOTE=Kman1;1205188]Ola mfins, is this your new destination ; - )[/QUOTE]Kman- No This isn't it. .

Nicaragua is not a bad place very cheap even though Pollo said I overpaid. Tried it for a 3 day weekend and liked it for the most part.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1205132]Number = numero (specifically el numero de mi cel es.)

Name = nombre (typically "me llamo" or "I call myself". Your Name). Como te llamas = what's your name. Not really que es tu nombre? Maybe if you are a census taker.

Numbre = nothing (not a word).[/QUOTE]Thank you for the lesson. Mi numbre es "Ready" to fuck. Como te llamas? Ready to be fucked?

Am I the only one who ever posts any pics on this board?

[QUOTE=Mfins;1205186]Hi, Yes I was there a month ago and went to Glorias. Walk in its a Hair Salon in front. In the back a small bar with a couch and bar stools. Right next to bar is the "massage room" In a decent enough neighborhood. Its there. Two girls working on a Sunday Afternoon.[/QUOTE]It is the same place, not called Gloria's. Still has Gloria this and that on the walls, and so on. No beauty salon. When you enter the main room is empty but for a fish tank. To the left is the bar and table area. The bar at the front and tables to the back where the bathrooms are.

It is now called Bar Piro.

Dropped in today. Dreadful. Two girls and both quite large. Gloria's did the small fee then try to clip you for more inside, even then US$100 is beyond the pale even when they did that. This place is just the prices mentioned but you are not getting much for your money.

[QUOTE=Ready Ru; 1205284]Thank you for the lesson. Mi numbre es "Ready" to fuck. Como te llamas? Ready to be fucked?

Am I the only one who ever posts any pics on this board?[/QUOTE]Numbre continues to not be a word. So your numbre is something ready to fuck, I guess.

The point was for the many guys here who seem to come with no Spanish, and you do read the occasional tip usually offering even more and worse, quite often, incorrect Spanish pointing how, I guess how they can try to speak. Iif you want a [b]number[/b] Of a cell phone which was the point, that word is numero and numbre appears to be an attempt at the word "nombre" which means name.

Asking for a name when you want a number won't get you a number.

Gents, try to get even basic Spanish out of the way for this country. It has been said that 30 verbs, about 500 nouns and a few prepositions (plus numbers and salutations, etc.) will get you by in most situations. That is not a lot to learn.

[QUOTE=Mfins;1205189]Grand Pollo. Nice with the insults. Try getting to know me first. It was my report. I speak spanish fluently. I agree I got overcharged. Also, you do understand that the price quoted is just for a massage. PERIOD. Once back there thats when they hit you up for the extra. In my case I agree $100 was too much. In anycase. Are you sure we are talking about the same place. Beauty Parlor in the front and Small area behind the back door. I can't see them fitting 7 girls back there honestly. Bartender was behind the little bar the whole time.[/QUOTE]It is moot now anyway since it isn't Gloria's any more and the women inside are horrendous. I am sure anyone in any language, drunk or sober would not be able to justify US$100 as it is now.

What I was told was the premises are still Gloria's (property) and Piro seems to be a tenant.

Note on arrival there is a great big fence painted blue and white with a small people door to enter from the street.

The tall white girl with the big knockers was not there today so we booked after a soda. The weather here is terrible. The rain just stopped for the most part after about 16 hours of solid downpour.

[QUOTE=AlLostInSpace13; 1205156]For some reasons, despite of the drink hustling, I find the GT girls very down to earth. My Espano is limited, but many girls still try very hard to communicate. A trip to the back room will cost C$600.

It appears the clientel has changed some what since my last visit, about 2 years ago. The crowd seems a bit older, in the 30. 40 range, which is good. Young drunk adults tend to fight and that was what happened last time 2 years ago. And it didn't leave a good impression on me. I like the current Good Time. I would say they have about 20. 25 girls. Most of them decent looking. I'm bad with names, but other than Kiera, I also remember Mia. She resembles my ex- Japanese girlfriend. She will do anything for a lady drink. Try it.

Spaceman[/QUOTE]Anything beats Solid Gold and the trio (Diamond and Elite) you are right on there.

The C$600 is an hour or a half?

Well said on the change in clientele as the one or two times, some years ago I went in the chavalos all over the place were a turn-off and your point on the risk of drunken hooligans is right. That's the problem with Lorena now, same young crowd, not going with girls but getting pissed and loud.

We tried a couple of Fenix girls today, at the C$300 rate. Only four to choose, and two were very very big.

Went to the room at 1:34 pm and at 1:52 there was a knock and time to wrap up. I did question how a half hour became 18 minutes and they seem to count almost from the point you mention to the bar guy you want a girl. He said it was 1:25. It wasn't.

So a good idea may be to ask until what time you have, and then subtract five minutes to get dressed. But 25 and 18 minutes are not quite the same.

Clearly pushing the hour for the higher tariff.

Ashley (I bet not her real name) was quite flaca and very unenthusiastic. And put on the telenovela which I hate.

hi all,

i'm a newbie here, and i've looked through a lot of the posts on this board (though not all, since there are over 1400). i'the like to take a shot at synthesizing some of the information, and pose a few questions. hopefully some of you seasoned vets can tell me if this overview sounds right, add comments, etc etc. here's what i gather:

the main clubs in managua are fenix, good time, and cueto. from previous posts, i gather that club cueto is a shithole. fenix is also more or less a shithole too, with generally low quality chicas, though the place may have improved recently and it's possible to find a few diamonds in the rough there. club good times has some mixed reviews, but seems to be a notch above fenix in terms of chica quality. much seems to depend on the day and time that one goes to these clubs, and simple luck. diamond club, elite, and solid gold are rip-off joints to be avoided. hollywood club girls / vale todo seems to have been one of the best overall places, but it is now closed.

a few massage parlors advertise in the classified in el nuevo diario under bellaza. (i have only seen a handful of places advertised in the newspaper recently, with only phone numbers listed). some parlors (or are some of these clubs?) are caribena morena, which houses a variety of overweight chicas; lorena, which is to be avoided; and bellmary's, also to be avoided. there is also formerly gloria's, now sort of going by a new name, which also has gorditas on the menu.

other low-key casas de citas seem to be the best way to go in managua, in terms of low prices and quality chicas. in order to find these casas, it's necessary to find a taxista or other local that knows the locations. it seems from comments on this board that most taxistas will know at least some spots. (disappointingly, my taxista today didn't offer up any suggestions beyond streetwalkers, elite, and a less expensive place on carretera a masaya the name of which he couldn't remember).

streetwalkers can be found on carretera a masaya. some are attractive, but one should be wary of **** girls (as with the casas and clubs, no doubt). there are also regular night clubs like moods, where you can try your hand at picking up non-pros or hook up with the pros that work in these clubs. and of course, one can just hang out at bars / cafes etc. and try to meet non-pros the old-fashioned way. many on this board are of the opinion that nica chicas generally like gringos, as long as said gringo speaks spanish.

does all this seem right? are there other clubs or casas i'm overlooking? another question i have as a newbie: for low-key casas, are there some in the relatively better parts of the city (bolonia, zona rosa, etc.) , or do they all tend to be in rougher areas?

if it helps in making recommendations, know that i'm a gringo with solid spanish skills, and am looking for decent value (maybe in the c600-800 range?) with cute non-overweight chicas in their 20s.

many thanks to those that have posted lots of helpful information. i look forward to sharing my experiences.

hi all,

i'm a newbie here, and i've looked through a lot of the posts on this board (though not all, since there are over 1400). i'the like to take a shot at synthesizing some of the information, and pose a few questions. hopefully some of you seasoned vets can tell me if this overview sounds right, add comments, etc etc. here's what i gather:

the main clubs in managua are fenix, good time, and cueto. from previous posts, i gather that club cueto is a shithole. fenix is also more or less a shithole too, with generally low quality chicas, though the place may have improved recently and it's possible to find a few diamonds in the rough there. club good times has some mixed reviews, but seems to be a notch above fenix in terms of chica quality. much seems to depend on the day and time that one goes to these clubs, and simple luck. diamond club, elite, and solid gold are rip-off joints to be avoided. hollywood club girls / vale todo seems to have been one of the best overall places, but it is now closed.

a few massage parlors advertise in the classified in el nuevo diario under bellaza. (i have only seen a handful of places advertised in the newspaper recently, with only phone numbers listed). some parlors (or are some of these clubs?) are caribena morena, which houses a variety of overweight chicas; lorena, which is to be avoided; and bellmary's, also to be avoided. there is also former gloria's, now sort of going by a new name, which also has gordas on the menu.

other low-key casas de citas seem to be the best way to go in managua, in terms of low prices and quality chicas. in order to find these casas, it's necessary to find a taxista or other local that knows the locations. it seems from comments on this board that most taxistas will know at least some spots. (disappointingly, my taxista today didn't offer up any suggestions beyond streetwalkers, elite, and a less expensive place on carretera a masaya the name of which he couldn't remember).

streetwalkers can be found on carretera a masaya. some are attractive, but one should be wary of **** girls (as with the casas and clubs, no doubt). there are also regular night clubs like moods, where you can try your hand at picking up non-pros or hook up with the pros that work in these clubs. and of course, one can just hang out at bars / cafes etc. and try to meet non-pros the old-fashioned way. many on this board are of the opinion that nica chicas generally like gringos, as long as said gringo speaks spanish.

does all this seem right? are there other clubs or casas i'm overlooking? another question i have as a newbie: for low-key casas, are there some in the relatively better parts of the city (bolonia, zona rosa, etc.) , or do they all tend to be in rougher areas?

if it helps in making recommendations, know that i'm a gringo with solid spanish skills, and am looking for decent value with cute non-overweight chicas in their 20s.

many thanks to those that have posted lots of helpful information. i look forward to sharing my experiences.

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1205406]Anything beats Solid Gold and the trio (Diamond and Elite) you are right on there.

The C$600 is an hour or a half?

Well said on the change in clientele as the one or two times, some years ago I went in the chavalos all over the place were a turn-off and your point on the risk of drunken hooligans is right. That's the problem with Lorena now, same young crowd, not going with girls but getting pissed and loud.[/QUOTE]C$600 for half an hour. And one girl suggested that I should take her out for a mere US$100 for the house and, of course, I politely refused without even thinking.

The main clubs in Managua are Fenix, Good Time, and Cueto. From previous posts, I gather that Club Cueto is a shithole. Fenix is also more or less a shithole too, with generally low quality chicas, though the place may have improved recently and it's possible to find a few diamonds in the rough there. Club Good Times has some mixed reviews, but seems to be a notch above Fenix in terms of chica quality. Much seems to depend on the day and time that one goes to these clubs, and simple luck. Diamond Club, Elite, and Solid Gold are rip-off joints to be avoided. Hollywood Club Girls / Vale Todo seems to have been one of the best overall places, but it is now closed.

Expensive, high end tourist-oriented: Elite and Diamond Club.

Not so expensive hybrid: Solid Gold, Hollywood Club Girls / old Vale Todo.

Local oriented, but clean: Good Time.

Trying to get there with the setting, but not getting there with stable: Fenix, Caribbean Morena.

Not trying at all / fat farm: Club Cueto.

I think the "sweet spot" is between Sold Gold, HWC / Vale Todo, Good Time

[QUOTE=Iguana Six; 1205515]Expensive, high end tourist-oriented: Elite and Diamond Club.

Not so expensive hybrid: Solid Gold, Hollywood Club Girls / old Vale Todo.

Local oriented, but clean: Good Time.

Trying to get there with the setting, but not getting there with stable: Fenix, Caribbean Morena.

Not trying at all / fat farm: Club Cueto.

I think the "sweet spot" is between Sold Gold, HWC / Vale Todo, Good Time[/QUOTE]Thanks for the list Iguana Six. You included Hollywood Club Girls / Vale Todo in the list. This place (or two places) is / are closed, no? That's the latest info on this board, but I'm wondering if they might be re-opened. It seems like a good place to start for me, but if it is indeed closed, I'll probably start my adventures at Good Time unless a taxista can direct me to some casas.

[b]EDITOR's NOTE:[/b] [blue]The report originally posted here has been superseded by a new report posted later in this thread.[/blue]

I like the feel and freedom of Latin American countries. Very familiar w / the DR and would like to journey elsewhere. How does Managua stack up when it comes to Black (of course not necesarrily purely black as in African or American Black) chicas. Brown skin is a preference for me. ANY and all info is appreciated.

[QUOTE=Curry;1209335]I like the feel and freedom of Latin American countries. Very familiar w / the DR and would like to journey elsewhere. How does Managua stack up when it comes to Black (of course not necesarrily purely black as in African or American Black) chicas. Brown skin is a preference for me. ANY and all info is appreciated.[/QUOTE]If your really into Black hot chicas then go to Bluefields. Also no stinking backpackers there. I'm in Granada now, and all I see is Gringos all over the place.

Checked out the Parke, and saw some good lookers, but I had my Novia with me so I can't give a price lowdown.

Another thing we just had a over 24 hour power outage. Also a big joke to me is all the election posters showing a smiling president while the roads have more holes than a swiss cheese. This is 3rd world for sure, but the Chicas are GFE for the most part.

The last report for this place was 2009. Is it closed or open?

Frannies, next llantas Kelly. 100 meters east of the Jesus Rotunda (rotunda Cristo).20 Chicas. Prices: $C __ 30 min. Tel: ____. Hours: ______.

I can see why the poster in 2009 said he could not find it, because the directions are not clear enough.

They should have said it this way:

100 meters east of the Jesus Rotonda (Rotonda Santo Domingo) near the Don Bosco Monument at Pista Juan Pablo II and Boulevard Don Bosco.

[QUOTE=World Travel 69; 1209573]The last report for this place was 2009. Is it closed or open?

Frannies, next llantas Kelly. 100 meters east of the Jesus Rotunda (rotunda Cristo).20 Chicas. Prices: $C __ 30 min. Tel: ____. Hours: ______.[/QUOTE]

[blue][The report originally posted here has been superseded by a new report posted in another thread.][/blue]

In case you haven't notice it is hard to read Posts in IE. For some reason Windows takes all the line spaces out.

Try Mozilla Firefox or Google's Chrome web browsers.

[QUOTE=World Travel 69; 1209964]I can see why the poster in 2009 said he could not find it, because the directions are not clear enough.

They should have said it this way:

100 meters east of the Jesus Rotonda (Rotonda Santo Domingo) near the Don Bosco Monument at Pista Juan Pablo II and Boulevard Don Bosco.[/QUOTE]Is this the same as Fenix?

They are near each other.

In the Llantas Kelly complex.
Look on the Google Map, I made in the List.

[QUOTE=Sunny Boy84;1210732]Is this the same as Fenix?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=World Travel 69; 1210232]Diamond Club, [/b][/i] Across the street from the Hotel Intercontinental Metrocentro, just 2 blocks from Rotonda Ruben Dario. 20 Chicas. Prices: Cover: US$3-4. Beers are 3 dollars. Drinks for the women $14, Chicas: 600c 30 min. Tel: (505) 278 1581. Hours: 7pm to 5am.

[url]http://www.DiamondClubNica.com[/url]

Expensive, high end tourist-oriented.[/QUOTE]Your quote says that 30 minutes at Diamond Club (600c) is the same price as an hour at Fenix (600c). Absolutely no way!

The prices are as which have been posted by other mongers.

Let us know when you get there about the prices.

I will be there in January.

[QUOTE=Noguera;1211090]Your quote says that 30 minutes at Diamond Club (600c) is the same price as an hour at Fenix (600c). Absolutely no way![/QUOTE]

I am using IE 9.

In my upper right hand corner, there are three icons. The House (Home) , Star and Tools.

I clicked on the Tools and in the drop down window I clicked on F12 Developer Tools. It opens a window at the bottom of the page.

I went over to the Browser Mode. It opened another drop down window. I chose IE9 Compatible View.

Yeah.

[QUOTE=World Travel 69; 1210579]In case you haven't notice it is hard to read Posts in IE. For some reason Windows takes all the line spaces out.

Try Mozilla Firefox or Google's Chrome web browsers.[/QUOTE]

This list is pulled together from other people's posts and is terribly out of date. Fenix has a neighbour? Vale Todo I and II? Recommending the Salvadoreno bars? C$600 for Diamond Club?

[QUOTE=World Travel 69; 1210232]I still need your help, as to where these places are, Number of chicas working, prices, Tel #'s, Hours.

(The clubs on the main strip of Masaya Highway are vastly overpriced.)

Diamond Club, Chicas: 600c 30 min. [B]$27 for Diamond Club? No way. The drinks are 1/2 that. [/B]

Hollywood Club (Vale Todo) [B], Gone for years. [/B]

Bar Fénix, The entry area is a communal seating area for girls and the bar with the TV's to the right mounted quite high. Up from the bar, to your left as you enter is a HUGE concrete slab with chairs and tables and not much else. It must be over 50 metres long and 1/2 as wide. At the far end is a door which I assume goes to rooms. [B]Plagarized from my posts. [/B]

Club Costeño, Bello Horizonte Rotonda 1 1/2C Al S B-Ii-42. __ Chicas. Prices: $C___30 min. Tel: 2249 0365. Hours: ____. [B] Never heard of it[/B]

Night Club La Fuerza, Bo San Pedro, Planta Enitel 1/2C Al E. __ Chicas. Prices: $C___30 min. Tel: _____. Hours: ______. [B] Never heard of it[/B]

Zafary Club, Pista El Dorado Nacatamales 1C Al N. __ Chicas. Prices: $C___30 min. Tel: _____. Hours: ______. [B] Never heard of it[/B]

Club Girls, Estatua Colonia Monseñor Lezcano [B]Gone and discussed here long gone. [/B]

Avenida 35, Semásforo Linda Vista; cerca la guitarra and Munich Restaurant. Cheap beer, cheap women, and the stench of drunkenness. [B] Never heard of it[/B]

Venus Super Club, [B]I am not sure this is open. It was across from Aqui Polancos but I have not seen it in at least 4 years. [/B]

[b]Bars[/b]

Bar Habanna Club, Puente El Edéand 1c Abajo 3 1/2c al Lago M / Izq. __ Chicas. Prices: $C__ 30 min. Tel: (505) 2248 5783. Hours: ____. [B] Never heard of it[/B]

Bar Piro (Gloria's) Puente el Edéand. 6 – 8 cuadras abajo. 2 – 3 cuadras a lago. Still has Gloria this and that on the walls, and so on. No beauty salon. When you enter the main room is empty but for a fish tank. To the left is the bar and table area. The bar at the front and tables to the back where the bathrooms are. [B]Plagarized from my posts[/B]

Azul, La Pista Nicarao. [B] Never heard of it[/B]

El Tio, [B] Never heard of it[/B]

Barrio Costa Rica.

Salvadoreño I, Salvadoreño II, [B]Shitholes not for gringos unless to drink with a local[/B]

[b]Casas[/b]are).

Frannies next to Llantas Kelly. [B]This is Fenix. There are not 2 casas in the same spot unless one opened since 5 weeks ago. [/B]

Massage Parlours.

Bella Mary's, Ciudad Jardíand, [B]While you were plagarizing my posts you could have plagarized the one that said this is long gone. [/B]

Caribean Morena, [B]Plagarized but at least it is still there. [/B]

Yami`s, [B]Gone for ages. [/B]

Lorena's Massage, S[B]hithole not run by Lorena nor called that. [/B]

Claudia's (Casa 14) , [B]Gone for over 4 years. [/B]
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo;1215312]This list is pulled together from other people's posts and is terribly out of date. Fenix has a neighbour? Vale Todo I and II? Recommending the Salvadoreno bars? C$600 for Diamond Club?[/QUOTE]I thought the earlier post and listing of places was strange and not in touch with reality. Thanks for clearing it up. Suggest that mongers check out mundoanuncio on web. Just had lovely lady for 3 hrs at Fantasia for 1000 cords and did everything you would want and had a most lovely figure. Better than hanging out at Fennix.

Which agency did you use? The contact info would be great.

Also, there are local forums that have a lot of useful info on the puticlub scene in managua. There is a thread in the sexo forums at bacanalnica. Com as well as on [url]www.sexonica.com[/url]

On another note, does anyone happen to have an opinion on the relative safety of bar azul?

From the Webster's Dictionary.

"To present the ideas or words of another as one's own"

If you read My first post of the List:

"Guys:

I put together a quickie List, from your posts and the internet.

I like to have a List before I travel to any country.

[b]Thanks for all your info. [/b] (Not Plaglarizing.)

Now all us mongers would like you to let us know about what is open or not?

Plus, the number of chicas working, prices, phone numbers and Hours of operation.

[b]Thanks for your help."[/b]

Some of the clubs you never heard about were in their Yellow pages. But of course there are no dates about when they were listed in their yellow pages.

I have done Lists for about 13 Countries, of which I have been to, and will be in Nicaragua to check out your posts. To Share with all us Mongers.


[QUOTE=Grand Pollo;1215312]This list is pulled together from other people's posts and is terribly out of date. Fenix has a neighbour? Vale Todo I and II? Recommending the Salvadoreno bars? C$600 for Diamond Club?[/QUOTE]

That's pretty funny,"quoting" from Webster's and misspelling the word, twice.

I'm a friend of World Travel 69. He has not been to Managua yet, but in January we're going to go there to check out some of these places. His list is from past posts of the members, thats all he's got to work with. His purpose is not to Plagarize, but to ORGANIZE the posts and make a list. As he said, he's done lists from 13 countries so far.

Little type and I did not use my magnifying glass, and English was not one of my favorite subjects. Almost as bad as my Spanish. And I also forgot to use Google's Spell Checker.
Oh yes, that makes three of us that can't spell [b]Plagiarize[/b] correctly.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1215602]That's pretty funny,"quoting" from Webster's and misspelling the word, twice.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BayBoy;1215603]I'm a friend of World Travel 69. He has not been to Managua yet, but in January we're going to go there to check out some of these places. His list is from past posts of the members, thats all he's got to work with. His purpose is not to Plagarize, but to ORGANIZE the posts and make a list. As he said, he's done lists from 13 countries so far.[/QUOTE]He made lists of places that haven't been around since before Ortega was president. What help is that?

If he had the time to read the posts then he could have read the posts that said Bellmary's is closed, Vale Todo I and 2 aka Girls / Hollywood Hotels Girls, Claudia's etc. Are deader than dodo birds.

And Fenix with it's neighbour, really?

I have been in and out of Managua for 7 years and some of these names are complete mysteries.

I understand the intent of the lists but the method is next door to useless and some recommendations are outright dangerous. Nobody on this board should go to Salvadoreno bars on their own and frankly there is a reason 15 minutes with a girl/waitress is only seven bucks. They are hideous.

Go, visit, price things, report on things, in other words don't pass off expertise in a place you've never been.

Just as you said, you have been going to Nicaragua for 7 years and I have been spending most of the last 10 years in Argentina, and the rest of South America.

I read most of the posts of this Thread as well as a few other men's clubs posts. I spent 6 hours a day for about three or four days doing this for All of Us.

Thank you for your posts, but if you did not want anyone to use them, why did you post them? Some of the places listed that you say are closed were not clear.

Thanks for all your info. I mean it.

And you will find some of these places on this List are closed also, but until someone says that, I do Not Know.

[url]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?6291-Private-Apartments-for-Chicas-The-Southern-List&p=417358&viewfull=1#post417358[/url]

[QUOTE=Grand Pollo; 1215648]He made lists of places that haven't been around since before Ortega was president. What help is that?

If he had the time to read the posts then he could have read the posts that said Bellmary's is closed, Vale Todo I and 2 aka Girls / Hollywood Hotels Girls, Claudia's etc. Are deader than dodo birds.

And Fenix with it's neighbour, really?

I have been in and out of Managua for 7 years and some of these names are complete mysteries.

I understand the intent of the lists but the method is next door to useless and some recommendations are outright dangerous. Nobody on this board should go to Salvadoreno bars on their own and frankly there is a reason 15 minutes with a girl / waitress is only seven bucks. They are hideous.

Go, visit, price things, report on things, in other words don't pass off expertise in a place you've never been.[/QUOTE]

World Traveler 69 is bigger than god. Greater than a harem of beautiful persian women. Brighter than our current government and sharper than a cholo's switchblade.

He knows that every thanksgiving dinner I leave an empty spot for him at the table and pour him a glass of the finest wine.

I have had numerous trips where all I had to do is print out "The List" and I was ready. My BA trips would have not been the same without him.

Thank You WT69. Do your thing!

Well, I for one appreciate the effort to organize the data to make R (ing) TFF a bit easier, but credit is due to the original posters as well. Although I haven't posted much at all, I have definitely beneffited from the info on the forum. I've lived in Nicaragua for a couple years now, but I live in the north and only occasionally get to Managua. I more often frequent the local spots in Estelí and Matagalpa (very hit or miss) but also have had my share of fun in Managua. So this is an attempt to improve the up to date knowledge base.

Fenix is well documented here and I don't have much to add. It's where I go if I'm in a hurry but not the best selection nor environment. Currently 300 gets you a half hour and they are charging 50 to enter but that includes a beer. Last time I went was about 3 weeks ago and I hit it lucky with a thin girl with a nice curvy backside named Celeste who moves her colita like magic, but she was the only one around worth the money IMHO. At 7pm on a Thursday there were probably 20 girls and half as many clients.

I'm not much for the strip clubs mostly for the annoyance of the girl drinks and pressure (although I do reccomend Pussy Cat on the Pan American just south of Estelí) but I went to Good Times with some locals a couple of months ago and the quality of chicas was not as good as in the past, but the same C$400 rate for a half hour as before. As has been mentioned here also it seems they have done away with their former two tier dancer system.

Carribean Morena is another hit or miss situation. It seems the ladies have gone downhill as the last time I went a couple of weeks ago the owner was the only looker and unfortunately not working. The rather large chicas left quoted me $300 half hour or $600 the hour and I believe another $100 for a room with air conditioning.

Bar Azul I have been to during the day, but it has been a couple of months and I'm not sure of the safety of the area. When I went the chica quality was significantly better than fenix and also a bit cheaper. 250 the media hora. It's a small bar, with cheap beer (42 for a liter) and adequate but not lujosa as far as the rooms go. Probably about the equivalent of the rooms at Fenix. This is definitely a locals spot and is the most highly reccomended on the nica boards. It isn't in Nicaro but in Rubenia and the direcion is de los semaforos de Rubenia. 400 metros hacia abajo sobre el boulevar. It is a light blue building which is not obvious to the untrained eye. I went by myself during the day and felt a little on edge in this neghborhood but nothing as bad as other parts of Managua I've been to. If anyone who has been around Managua more has an opinion on the safety of this barrio I'the appreciate it. Or if anyone wants to go together just let me know.

Something I have done but don't reccomend is look for the chicas on Carretera Masaya in front of Bancentro south of Metrocentro. While they are hands down the best looking I've seen working in Managua, the risk is not worth it (lots of ladronas and drogadas) and the service is lacking in enthusiasm and peppered with calls of apuráte.

Here is a bit of information I have compiled from the latest posts on the nica forums I mentioned below. It's the recent consensus on those boards, but I can't vouch for it personally as of yet.

El almendro: frente a puntos de encuentro, de la optica pereira 1 1/2c al lago, lo demas igual que el Mercedes pero de entrada es un bar why es mas chiva que el de monseñor lezcano

The same as el Mercedes but is a bar when you go in and is even sketchier than the bar in monseñor lezcano (Tio's)

La Bachata De Las Delicias del volga 2 see al lago. 1/2 abajo hay un barcito que se llama La Bachata, es pequeño why hay solo como 5 chicas pero estáand bien buenas.

(This one appears to be in barrio monseñor Lezcano as well). It is a small bar and there are only about 5 girls but good ones.

Los recuerdos del Tio Por Santa Ana hay un lugar que se llama Los recuerdos del Tio, a ese no vayan nunca, eso si es lo peor que eh visto en mi vida, gordas, feas why encima hasta se drogaban al frente del publico.

(This one is mentioned in the list and it would seem it is to be avoided, even the nicas say it's dangerous) Never go to this one. It is the worst that I have seen in my life, fatties, uglies, and on top of that they even do drugs in front of everyone.

Wow. This is a report of distinction!

Good times. 400 jajaja!

La Bachata De Las Delicias del volga! DEL VOLGA? Wow!

Can the names get any better?

Los recuerdos del Tio Por Santa Ana.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Spacechimp; 1215673]Well, I for one appreciate the effort to organize the data to make R (ing) TFF a bit easier, but credit is due to the original posters as well. Although I haven't posted much at all, I have definitely beneffited from the info on the forum. I've lived in Nicaragua for a couple years now, but I live in the north and only occasionally get to Managua. I more often frequent the local spots in Estelí and Matagalpa (very hit or miss) but also have had my share of fun in Managua. So this is an attempt to improve the up to date knowledge base.

Fenix is well documented here and I don't have much to add. It's where I go if I'm in a hurry but not the best selection nor environment. Currently 300 gets you a half hour and they are charging 50 to enter but that includes a beer. Last time I went was about 3 weeks ago and I hit it lucky with a thin girl with a nice curvy backside named Celeste who moves her colita like magic, but she was the only one around worth the money IMHO. At 7pm on a Thursday there were probably 20 girls and half as many clients.

I'm not much for the strip clubs mostly for the annoyance of the girl drinks and pressure (although I do reccomend Pussy Cat on the Pan American just south of Estelí) but I went to Good Times with some locals a couple of months ago and the quality of chicas was not as good as in the past, but the same C$400 rate for a half hour as before. As has been mentioned here also it seems they have done away with their former two tier dancer system.

Carribean Morena is another hit or miss situation. It seems the ladies have gone downhill as the last time I went a couple of weeks ago the owner was the only looker and unfortunately not working. The rather large chicas left quoted me $300 half hour or $600 the hour and I believe another $100 for a room with air conditioning.

Bar Azul I have been to during the day, but it has been a couple of months and I'm not sure of the safety of the area. When I went the chica quality was significantly better than fenix and also a bit cheaper. 250 the media hora. It's a small bar, with cheap beer (42 for a liter) and adequate but not lujosa as far as the rooms go. Probably about the equivalent of the rooms at Fenix. This is definitely a locals spot and is the most highly reccomended on the nica boards. It isn't in Nicaro but in Rubenia and the direcion is de los semaforos de Rubenia. 400 metros hacia abajo sobre el boulevar. It is a light blue building which is not obvious to the untrained eye. I went by myself during the day and felt a little on edge in this neghborhood but nothing as bad as other parts of Managua I've been to. If anyone who has been around Managua more has an opinion on the safety of this barrio I'the appreciate it. Or if anyone wants to go together just let me know.

Something I have done but don't reccomend is look for the chicas on Carretera Masaya in front of Bancentro south of Metrocentro. While they are hands down the best looking I've seen working in Managua, the risk is not worth it (lots of ladronas and drogadas) and the service is lacking in enthusiasm and peppered with calls of apuráte.

Here is a bit of information I have compiled from the latest posts on the nica forums I mentioned below. It's the recent consensus on those boards, but I can't vouch for it personally as of yet.

El almendro: frente a puntos de encuentro, de la optica pereira 1 1/2c al lago, lo demas igual que el Mercedes pero de entrada es un bar why es mas chiva que el de monseñor lezcano

The same as el Mercedes but is a bar when you go in and is even sketchier than the bar in monseñor lezcano (Tio's)

La Bachata De Las Delicias del volga 2 see al lago. 1/2 abajo hay un barcito que se llama La Bachata, es pequeño why hay solo como 5 chicas pero estáand bien buenas.

(This one appears to be in barrio monseñor Lezcano as well). It is a small bar and there are only about 5 girls but good ones.

Los recuerdos del Tio Por Santa Ana hay un lugar que se llama Los recuerdos del Tio, a ese no vayan nunca, eso si es lo peor que eh visto en mi vida, gordas, feas why encima hasta se drogaban al frente del publico.

(This one is mentioned in the list and it would seem it is to be avoided, even the nicas say it's dangerous) Never go to this one. It is the worst that I have seen in my life, fatties, uglies, and on top of that they even do drugs in front of everyone.[/QUOTE]

Oops, it was 500 at good times.

Yeah, I have a feeling delicias del volga was named some time during the 80s.

[QUOTE=Elropaazul; 1216263]Wow. This is a report of distinction!

Good times. 400 jajaja!

La Bachata De Las Delicias del volga! DEL VOLGA? Wow!

Can the names get any better?

Los recuerdos del Tio Por Santa Ana.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

A brief report on my all-too-limited activities in Managua.

Went to Fenix around 9:30pm on a Thursday night. Only two other customers, one falling down drunk and another who looked American. About 6-7 chicas on the couches initially, but after a little while more came down from the concrete slab side, for a total of about 12-14. I didn't venture out of the bar / couches area, as I couldn't tell if the long concrete section is an open area for everyone; it felt like if this were a strip club, that section would be the private dance area. Anyway, C$50 cover which includes a drink, and since drinks are C$50, the cover charge is really just a one drink minimum. All in all, the place didn't strike me as that lousy as expected, but the chica quality was not great and after two drinks I decided to move on to Good Time. As others have noted, the Fenix girls don't approach you – it's up to you to approach them. The dark lighting made spotting an attractive chica difficult, but it was clear that about half of them were overweight (though I have high standards in the weight department) and none of them seemed very attractive, though a few of them would have been ok in a pinch.

Club Good Time: on my first visit on a Friday night around 8:00, there were a good number of chicas and also quite a few customers. On a second visit on a Saturday after midnight things were slower. The third visit was on a Thursday around 10:15, and there were wall-to-wall chicas – probably about 30. I asked the chica I eventually went to a room with, and she said there are a lot of new girls. So I'm not sure if Thursday is the best night to go, or if they have just expanded their roster in general. General impressions about GT: it's good for what it is. One downside is that it is quite dark in the club (as someone on the forum has already noted) , which wouldn't be a problem for me except that when you go to a room with a chica, it's way too bright in the room – so inevitably you see that the 8 that was grinding on your lap is really a 6. The other downside is that many of the chicas are quite aggressive in getting you to buy them a drink (C$120, compared to about C$40 for your drink). This is understandable considering they have a lot of competition, but it seems impossible to get past 90 seconds inside before being approached and asked to buy a chica drink. It would be nice to find a happy middle ground between Good Time and Fenix in this regard. Positives are the reasonable prices (C$600 for half hour, at least for this gringo; C$50 cover) and the overall chica quality (nothing spectacular, but many are attractive). I also like the strip club atmosphere, as I enjoy a hot hands-all-over lap dance as the chicas try to get you to pay for sexo. On my latest visit, a chica came up to me at the bar and immediately started rubbing my crotch as if it were a casual handshake. Aggressive, but enjoyable.

On the actual sexo at Good Time: I haven't been impressed by the skill or enthusiasm during my three sessions, but it's good for the price. However, here is a very important tip for making the most of it: when you go to a room with a chica, you will be accompanied by one of the very heavy women that work as waitresses. Tip this woman. Yes, all she does is turn on the light and the air conditioner in the room, but she is also the one to coming knocking when your time is up. As little as C$20-30 will make sure you get the full half hour; otherwise don't be surprised if the knock on the door comes after 15 minutes (this was my experience the first time, until on my second visit the chica suggested I tip the waitress, and voila – the C$20 tip extended my session from 15 to 30 minutes). Somebody has probably already recommended this on the forum, so this tip may not be original, but it should be helpful.

I have also been hoping to visit some smaller private casas de citas, but as of yet have had no luck finding taxistas that know any. Surely I just need to keep asking, and I may try again tonight.

As a side note on getting non-pros, I recommend Chaman for a younger club crowd. If your Spanish is good and you aren't afraid to bust a move dancing, you should be able to hook up with a girl here. Matrix, on Carretera Masaya near Metrocentro and directly across from the Hilton, is a smaller club also good for dry humping on the dance floor. I have not bothered with the more upper class clubs like Moods.

Not sure if there's anything else I'm missing out on in Managua, but seems like Cueto Club, Morena, and other places discussed on the forum are not worth the time. Bar Azul that Spacechimp speaks of seems possibly like my type of place, although a google search turned up a 2007 story in El Nuevo Diario of a murder here (or another place by the same name). More info on this place would be great if anyone has details, or any other recommendations.

Understanding the directions:

This sounds kind of easy. There are some more complicating factors, though. First of all, east and west are not always used. Instead, the words arriba (East) and abajo (West) function as substitutes. Arriba (East) , which means up or above signifies the direction from which the sun comes up: east. Abajo (West) , on the contrary, means down or below and it is used instead of west. The words oriente (east) and poniente (west) are other substitutes that are sometimes used. [url]http://vianica.com/nicaragua/practic.addresses.html[/url]

Be in managua on Wed. I have 2 days in Granada / Caterina. Be back to managua on Friday night. Anyone been to Malicome lately?

Had a lot of fun there time before last. I'll report back on the casas, Trouble is remembering the names. Ending up in Pochomill. Can't wait to get back to all those chicas!

Bar Azul I have been to during the day, but it has been a couple of months and I'm not sure of the safety of the area. When I went the chica quality was significantly better than fenix and also a bit cheaper. 250 the media hora. It's a small bar, with cheap beer (42 for a liter) and adequate but not lujosa as far as the rooms go. Probably about the equivalent of the rooms at Fenix. This is definitely a locals spot and is the most highly reccomended on the nica boards. It isn't in Nicaro but in Rubenia and the direcion is de los semaforos de Rubenia. 400 metros hacia abajo sobre el boulevar. It is a light blue building which is not obvious to the untrained eye. I went by myself during the day and felt a little on edge in this neghborhood but nothing as bad as other parts of Managua I've been to. If anyone who has been around Managua more has an opinion on the safety of this barrio I'the appreciate it. Or if anyone wants to go together just let me know.

Where exactly is Bar Azul is it on Pista Juan Pablo II? Semaforos de rubenia seems not to be precise?

If you tell any taxi driver: la puticlub Bar Azul de los semaforos de Rubenia. 400 metros hacia abajo sobre el boulevar he should get you there in a hurry. Most drivers know it, they just might express some surprise that a gringo is asking to go there. I believe the street is named Pista de la Solidaridad, but that is not particularly relevant given nobody uses the street names with maybe the exception of Carretera Norte and Carretera Masaya.

Here is a map point to give you a general idea it's on that side of the street and I believe on that block but don't use it to be counting houses one by one. [url]http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=204327249825009274485.0004b2a3d4fa86be8d334[/url]

[QUOTE=Spacechimp; 1221094]Here is a map point to give you a general idea it's on that side of the street and I believe on that block but don't use it to be counting houses one by one.

[url]http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=204327249825009274485.0004b2a3d4fa86be8d334[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks! Now I have a clear idea where it is at.

[QUOTE=World Travel 69; 1218920]Understanding the directions:

This sounds kind of easy. There are some more complicating factors, though. First of all, east and west are not always used. Instead, the words arriba (East) and abajo (West) function as substitutes. Arriba (East) , which means up or above signifies the direction from which the sun comes up: east. Abajo (West) , on the contrary, means down or below and it is used instead of west. The words oriente (east) and poniente (west) are other substitutes that are sometimes used.

[url]http://vianica.com/nicaragua/practic.addresses.html[/url][/QUOTE]Just to finish the entire method here (I am here until tomorrow) al lago (towards the lake) is used instead of north. Sur meaning south is actually used for south so that is one compass direction of 4 they use the real word for it.

The directions start with a landmark and often a landmark that has been gone for years or even decades. Donde fue Sandys (where Sandy's was) as a notable example (it is near the BAC building IIRC).

Then the number of cuadras (block) arriba, bajo, al lago or al sur and for the truly precise there will be additional distances in varas which are approximately a meter. Sometimes landmarks will be added at the end like the colour of the building, fences, trees, cars if parked for years and immobile.

Sup fellas.

Going to Nica soon and needed some intel on where to go.

So from reading it appears I need to stick to Good Times, Fenix, and Pussy Cats. I like the strip club atmosphere. Any decent spots I'm missing?

Also where are these clubs or will the cabs know them by name?

Will also be hitting up the regular clubs to pick up non pros. Is there a certain area / zona the nightlife area is concentrated in?

Thanks!

Anyone can recommend a good clean, safe, cheap hotel in Managua?

[QUOTE=Tar Heel Bred; 1224339]Sup fellas.

So from reading it appears I need to stick to Good Times, Fenix, and Pussy Cats.[/QUOTE]Pussy Cats? Never heard of this place. Grand Pollo. You got anything?

Nog

SB.

Hello. Can you give us the url for that locals forum you mentioned in your post? I am sure some of our members who read spanish would like to look at it.

Thanks

I talked to him today. He speaks perfect English and will show us around. My buddy and Me.

[url]http://hotelyolaina.net/contactus.html[/url]

Personal e-mail: pablou21 at@yahoo. Com, and his phone number is 011 505 895 010 67, and the hotel number is 011 505 227 713 37. He told me that he would pick us up from the airport.

Hotel has a large pool, and also breakfast, and laundry is included in the room rates. Hot water, Wi fi, and a nice bar upstairs.

[QUOTE=Tar Heel Bred;1224365]Anyone can recommend a good clean, safe, cheap hotel in Managua?[/QUOTE]

Link says $40 US for a single and $50 for a double, but [b]not including taxes[/b]. Sounds like a good deal but what are the taxes? Can be up to 20% in Latin America. Is the pick up included? I like that laundry is included in the room rate. Can you give us a better idea of the location? Downtown?

[QUOTE=World Travel 69; 1224727]I talked to him today. He speaks perfect English and will show us around. My buddy and Me.

[url]http://hotelyolaina.net/contactus.html[/url]

Personal e-mail: pablou21 [email]at@yahoo.[/email] Com, and his phone number is 011 505 895 010 67, and the hotel number is 011 505 227 713 37. He told me that he would pick us up from the airport.

Hotel has a large pool, and also breakfast, and laundry is included in the room rates. Hot water, Wi fi, and a nice bar upstairs.[/QUOTE]The manager Pablo is a great guy, and he likes to party. I have stayed there many times. Tell him Victor said Hello.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1224740]Link says $40 US for a single and $50 for a double, but [b]not including taxes[/b]. Sounds like a good deal but what are the taxes? Can be up to 20% in Latin America. Is the pick up included? I like that laundry is included in the room rate. Can you give us a better idea of the location? Downtown?[/QUOTE]He charged me $20 for a airport pick up. Hotel is in the North section. Not a bad area, but not in town. I won't talk about taxes. I have found in other hotels that cash is a good way to pay the bill.

Where these roads meet. Pista Suburbana / Pista Portezuelo and Avenida Gabriel Cardenal / Carreteria Las Nubes.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1224740]Link says $40 US for a single and $50 for a double, but [b]not including taxes[/b]. Sounds like a good deal but what are the taxes? Can be up to 20% in Latin America. Is the pick up included? I like that laundry is included in the room rate. Can you give us a better idea of the location? Downtown?[/QUOTE]

Last week I went to bar azul. It is the same as before, but they took off the sign outside. It is a very bad color of light blue and has a couple of security guards outside at all time, but in my experience most taxi drivers know it anyways. At about 3pm there were 12 girls working all but 2 of them very attractive. A good variety of body types and bien arregladas. The biggest problem is that the price structure has changed and it's only C$200 but for a stay of 20 minutes (something I wish I had known before going in to the habitacion). On the plus side, drinks are the same price as in whatever neighborhood bar in Managua, and are the same price if you choose to buy a girl a drink. I have attached a couple of poorly taken camera phone pictures of the inside, I didn't manage to take any from outside (I don't like flashing my phone at a bus stop) but I will try next time.

In other news, I found this short list compiled recently on a nica forum, but I can't vouch for it. They seem to be pretty excited about a place called la vida en rosa though, which I plan to check out on my next visit.

Good Time. Direccion conicida por todos los del Foro.

Fenix. Direccion conocida why divulgada ya en foro.

Salvadoreño 1 (BAr la Gata). Nuevo Diario 1/2c al sur.

Vida Rosa. Nuevo Diario 1c al sur 1/2c arriba.

King Porky. Nuevo diario 2c al sur.

Waka Waka. Nuevo Diario Nuevo diario 2c al sur 2c abajo.

Salvadoreño 2. Good Time hacia el lago.

Uno que no me se el nombre. Tope sur bello horizonte 2c al lago 2carriba 1c al lago.

Tantra. Estatua Rene Shik 4c al lago.

Caribbian Morena. Frente a la CECA.

As was asked earlier, these are the local online resources I've found. The first is a craigslist style escorts and hookups announcement board and the other two are fairly active forums with a lot of good info on the puticlubs.

[url]http://www.mundoanuncio.com/zona/nicaragua_18/categoria/contactos_12.html[/url]

[url]http://sexonica.1foro.com/[/url]

[url]http://www.bacanalnica.com/foros/[/url]

As far as non pros go, as I believe was asked recently, I would highly recommend ladies' night at the club El Chaman. It's located just south of Tiscapa and looks like a Mayan temple. Thursdays ladies get in free and it's a big go to spot for young singles that come from Managua's middle / lower classes. Safe environment and I have always had good luck there. There are also always a few pros lurking around.

Also, if anyone has good Managua escort digits, please send them along.

Great info Spacechimp!

I'm headed to Managua for the first time next month and gathering as much information as possible, thus, I appreciate the intell that you posted. Are there any daytime activities that you might recommend?

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1224740]Link says $40 US for a single and $50 for a double, but [b]not including taxes[/b]. Sounds like a good deal but what are the taxes? Can be up to 20% in Latin America. Is the pick up included? I like that laundry is included in the room rate. Can you give us a better idea of the location? Downtown?[/QUOTE]The normal tax rate in Nicaragua is 16%. The reason the Hotel Yolaina does not charge a sales tax is because the government gives new businesses a certain number of years to get going with the competitive advantage of no sales tax. It is perfectly legal.

Well, as far as daytime activities in Managua go, I'm usually confined to working all day. On the plus side, most of the clubs are open 24hours so there's always that. Outside of that, Puerto Salvador Allende is surprisingly nice down by the lake. While slightly touristy, it is a nice safe atmosphere to have a couple beers and watch the people go by. Similarly the park at Laguna de Tiscapa is worth a visit. If you're looking for non pros, as has been mentioned here before, the mall (especially Plaza Inter or Metrocentro) is a good place to start. Also, it's pro baseball season right now and the games are great at the national stadium. $C75 to get in then 18 cord beers and all kinds of food, just check the sports section in the newspaper or ask any taxi driver for the schedule.

There are also good day trip options from Managua including Laguna de Apollo, Granada, or the hot water springs in Tipitapa where there are cheap massages available and a naturally heated pool and sauna.

[QUOTE=Mike P Psych;1225691]The normal tax rate in Nicaragua is 16%. The reason the Hotel Yolaina does not charge a sales tax is because the government gives new businesses a certain number of years to get going with the competitive advantage of no sales tax. It is perfectly legal.[/QUOTE]It is 15% NOT 16. Hotels are supposed to charge another small taz, that is hit and miss, this is on top of the 15% and it is supposed to be shown separately as a tourism tax, like NYC has.

Went to managua yesterday morning and thought I would swing by my favorite place over on Caretera norte, between the ministerio del trabajo and the mercado oriental, this little strech of road has proven very successfull for good talent in the past. Today on my first stop I saw this young spinner, her name was Anielka and she is 20 years old. Went to a nearby motel which is kind of dump but safe. This girl was accomodating, she washed my tool and gave me a BBBJ and then to the main action. I had one of those Durex perfomax condom and they work great, help you last longer. This girl was a real trooper, never complained as I banged her doggy style for over 30 minutes and the harder I pumped the more she enjoyed it. This is the first time I have asked to take a picture of one of these girls, been scared to take out my high end cell phone but this girl was calm and docile. Picture below taken towards end of session, this girl was wet and she enjoyed the session. I asked her for greek and she was open, just did not want to give me a price but I suspect $20 will allow me entry, will have to go back very soon. By the way, the total damage for this most enjoyable adventure was 270 cordobas, about 12 dollars including the motel. Girl charged 200 cordbas including the pictures. A few weeks back I got another girl in the same area for 200 cordobas including greek and she was not bad looking. Best action is during the daytime, in the mornings mostly and if you are in a vehicle it can be safe, I feel safer here than in most major US cities. Sadly the Granada girls are way overpriced due to too much gringos willing to overpay and it is harder to find a good deal on a cute and willing girl.

[QUOTE=Enperadore;1232107]between the ministerio del trabajo and the mercado oriental.[/QUOTE]Visitor question: I know where mercado oriental is, but where the ministerio del trabajo? Is it to the East near the Materiales de Construccion El Halcon? Or West towards Parque de La Paz?

Spaceman

It is west towards parque de la pa, past TELCOR' about 5 or 6 block from the park. As a matter of fact I picked up this girl next to the parque de la paz. The girls are all along this strip of road almost all day long but mostly in the, mornings and early afternoon. After dark you can find very few but most are in front of plaza inter next to the ESSO and along the road from plaza inter and TELCOR.

[QUOTE=AlLostInSpace13; 1232559]Visitor question: I know where mercado oriental is, but where the ministerio del trabajo? Is it to the East near the Materiales de Construccion El Halcon? Or West towards Parque de La Paz?

Spaceman[/QUOTE]

Two good posts Enperadore. Very informative. I was wondering where a good streetwalker area was in Managua. What is the average price that the SWs are charging in Granada? You said they charge a lot more than Managua.

I'll be arriving in Managua on the 15th and definitely looking to check the action there and in Granada.

In managua the going rate for SW is between 100 cordobas to about 250 for FS. Price varies depending on location. Areas like the one I mentioned on Caretera norte are the cheapest and although some people might be weary in the last 5 years I have frequented this area I have never had any problems nor disappointments. Always satisfied with the service, in fact some of my best sessions have been in this area. The girls never overcharge me although I drive a luxury vehicle. The other area for SW is in front of plaza inter although be careful because a couple of blocks up towards the military hospital is where the transvestites work. The main area at night is carretera masaya starting from the ESSO at metrocentro to Pharahao casino. I have had some bad experiences in this area with service and girls rushing, plus they want to charge at least 200 cordobas up to sometimes 300, so for the last few years I have avoided this area, although about 2 months ago I gave it a try and picked up this cute 22 year old with classes that looked like the univeristy type and charged only 200 cordobas for FS, only complaint was she was shy and would not take her top off and used a towel to cover her ass, which was weird.

In granada the least expensive I have gotten is 300 cordobas from a girl at central park but most want $20. The main activity is on Calzada street where there are lots of bars with outdoor areas and you can find many girls working from 7 to about 10 pm and they charge at least $20 to $30 for ST and some want more. I have never tried any of these calzada girls but I know a couple of them.

[QUOTE=BayBoy; 1232825]Two good posts Enperadore. Very informative. I was wondering where a good streetwalker area was in Managua. What is the average price that the SWs are charging in Granada? You said they charge a lot more than Managua.

I'll be arriving in Managua on the 15th and definitely looking to check the action there and in Granada.[/QUOTE]

More great info Enperadore. Thanks for the price info about Granada. Now I know what to expect from the SWs there. I'll be on foot in Managua and Granada. But now I know the areas for the street action.

O.

Can I buy you a beer! Will be in Managua from the 15th to 19th and Granada to the 23rd, plus I'll have a few extra days after that.

[QUOTE=Enperadore; 1232998]In managua the going rate for SW is between 100 cordobas to about 250 for FS. Price varies depending on location. Areas like the one I mentioned on Caretera norte are the cheapest and although some people might be weary in the last 5 years I have frequented this area I have never had any problems nor disappointments. Always satisfied with the service, in fact some of my best sessions have been in this area. The girls never overcharge me although I drive a luxury vehicle. The other area for SW is in front of plaza inter although be careful because a couple of blocks up towards the military hospital is where the transvestites work. The main area at night is carretera masaya starting from the ESSO at metrocentro to Pharahao casino. I have had some bad experiences in this area with service and girls rushing, plus they want to charge at least 200 cordobas up to sometimes 300, so for the last few years I have avoided this area, although about 2 months ago I gave it a try and picked up this cute 22 year old with classes that looked like the univeristy type and charged only 200 cordobas for FS, only complaint was she was shy and would not take her top off and used a towel to cover her ass, which was weird.

In granada the least expensive I have gotten is 300 cordobas from a girl at central park but most want $20. The main activity is on Calzada street where there are lots of bars with outdoor areas and you can find many girls working from 7 to about 10 pm and they charge at least $20 to $30 for ST and some want more. I have never tried any of these calzada girls but I know a couple of them.[/QUOTE]I assume this is a car only situation? If you don't have one then you must do this with a taxi?

Great info!

In managua that is the case although in granada walking is perfectly safe and then taking a taxi with the girl to the nearest motel or back to your hotel. The faroles is located just outside granada next to the hospital japon and its pretty decent. There is also one about 4 blocks down from la alcaldia (city hall) but it closes early as far as I seen plus everyone sees you going in and out since there are a lot of homes next to it.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp; 1233175]I assume this is a car only situation? If you don't have one then you must do this with a taxi?

Great info![/QUOTE]

Thanks. Just let me know. Always in granada and let me know if you have any questions.

[QUOTE=BayBoy; 1233131]More great info Enperadore. Thanks for the price info about Granada. Now I know what to expect from the SWs there. I'll be on foot in Managua and Granada. But now I know the areas for the street action.

O.

Can I buy you a beer! Will be in Managua from the 15th to 19th and Granada to the 23rd, plus I'll have a few extra days after that.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Enperadore;1233384]In managua that is the case although in granada walking is perfectly safe and then taking a taxi with the girl to the nearest motel or back to your hotel. The faroles is located just outside granada next to the hospital japon and its pretty decent. There is also one about 4 blocks down from la alcaldia (city hall) but it closes early as far as I seen plus everyone sees you going in and out since there are a lot of homes next to it.[/QUOTE]I assume that 'the faroles' is the name of the motel. Thats what I need to know cause I don't like bringing chicas back to my room. Something always gets stolen.

0.

One time in Rio de Janairo I brought a chica back to my room, and after she was in the bathroom for a long time, I looked in. She was stealing my toothpaste, brush, shaver and anything else she could find in the bathroom. I said No Mas.

Granada sadly only has three motels, Los Faroles, Jasmine and the other one I can not remember. Los faroles is the nicer one and rooms run about less than 200 with AC, I never been to jasmine but it is outside the city on the road to nandaime. The third one is inside granada and the most accessible since its down the street from city hall past the gran francia hotel and rooms are so so, nothing great and rates about the same as los faroles. I really have not been to a granada motel in over 3 years since I bring the girls to my place, been lucky so far as to not have anything stolen.

[QUOTE=BayBoy; 1233688]I assume that 'the faroles' is the name of the motel. Thats what I need to know cause I don't like bringing chicas back to my room. Something always gets stolen.

0.

One time in Rio de Janairo I brought a chica back to my room, and after she was in the bathroom for a long time, I looked in. She was stealing my toothpaste, brush, shaver and anything else she could find in the bathroom. I said No Mas.[/QUOTE]

First timer in Nicaragua. Thanks to the board, I knew about Fenix and hit it up the last two evenings. Selection wasn't all that great either time, but they weren't all worn out grannies. Still, no real stunners as I'd hoped, mostly 5's and below with a couple of 6's. Dove in and sampled three of the ladies, two with pretty mechanical service, but a 19 year old named Martela, who's a bit on the heavy side, rode cowboy with all her might. Going rate was 300 C across the board. Who knows, maybe I was overpaying, but it seemed well within reason to me. Personally, I don't fancy haggling over a dollar or two with a girl who'll be smoking my pole in five minutes.

I am arriving on Sunday. Is it worth it to visit GT and Fenix on Sunday? Is casino a good place to pick some pro or non-pro? Is so, which one?

Thanks for the help.

[QUOTE=Yetisaurus;1237130]Dove in and sampled three of the ladies, two with pretty mechanical service, but a 19 year old named Martela, who's a bit on the heavy side, rode cowboy with all her might. Going rate was 300 C across the board. Who knows, maybe I was overpaying, but it seemed well within reason to me.[/QUOTE]Dude, you were paying about 13 US dollars per session, so I don't think you were over paying. I had my first session there Thursday night, and it was fun and comical to say the least. About the best 13 bucks I've spent in a long time.

Well Sunday afternoon at around 3pm there were only 3 chicas. Two were doable, but we were just starting to check the places out.

$C50 to get in, which gets you a beer. We bought the two better looking chicas a drink. Small coffee in a fancy glass, $C50 each. They drank them fast and wanted another, but moved on instead.

We will try again tonight; Monday later and dinner.

If you want to join us call the Hotel Yolania, ask for Pablo. 011 505 895 010 67. He will tell us.

[QUOTE=Akatl; 1237377]I am arriving on Sunday. Is it worth it to visit GT and Fenix on Sunday? Is casino a good place to pick some pro or non-pro? Is so, which one?

Thanks for the help.[/QUOTE]

New or Not?

Spa Sobell, Hotel Mansion, Teodolinda 1 see. Al Norte. 6+ Chicas. Prices: Massage US$27. Sex US$80-100. Not cheap, but some nice looking chicas. Tel: 2222-3534, Cell: 8754-6048. Hours: Monday to Saturday 8am to 11pm, Sunday 10am to 5pm.

In the front it is a Beauty Salon. The bar is in the back.

[QUOTE=World Travel 69; 1238074]Well Sunday afternoon at around 3pm there were only 3 chicas. Two were doable, but we were just starting to check the places out.

$C50 to get in, which gets you a beer. We bought the two better looking chicas a drink. Small coffee in a fancy glass, $C50 each. They drank them fast and wanted another, but moved on instead.

We will try again tonight; Monday later and dinner.

If you want to join us call the Hotel Yolania, ask for Pablo. 011 505 895 010 67. He will tell us.[/QUOTE]Hey dude, You beat me to it; trip report if and when I recover. Meanwhile, here are a couple of pics of the excellent rooms at Fenix!

[QUOTE=World Travel 69; 1238089]New or Not?

Spa Sobell, Hotel Mansion, Teodolinda 1 see. Al Norte. 6+ Chicas. Prices: Massage US$27. Sex US$80-100. Not cheap, but some nice looking chicas. Tel: 2222-3534, Cell: 8754-6048. Hours: Monday to Saturday 8am to 11pm, Sunday 10am to 5pm.

In the front it is a Beauty Salon. The bar is in the back.[/QUOTE]This place was one of my highlights of the trip. Yes, it was pricey, but the girl was fucking hot. Here is a picture of the hottest ass in Managua from Spa Sobell!

Silvo was driving us around in the day time checking places out. There were three of us. We were near Carretera Masaya, when we spoted two chicas sitting and waiting. We made offer they could not refuse. So, to a Love Motel near by. One was willing to have a sixsome. But I and Silvo decided not to. It is a nice place at Semaforos Hospital Militar 125 vrs. Al sur. Tel: 2264-2422, Cell: 8958-3242.

Room Price is C$250. For two hours.

[QUOTE=Artisttyp; 1233175]I assume this is a car only situation? If you don't have one then you must do this with a taxi?

Great info![/QUOTE]

La Vida en Rosa, del Bar Pilin. 5 blocks north, ½ block East, around the corner from Salvadoreño I. 15+ Chicas. 6 rooms. Price: C$200 half hour. Hours: Noon to 12am.

The price is right. Friendly people. My buddy Bayboy paid for 1/2 hour, but she was so good, he added another 1/2 hour.

i've been wanting to pull the trigger on managua for a couple of years now, and finally had the urge and nerve to check out the place. special shout out to the ever helpful john gault; dude is full of knowledge and was very helpful as usual.

hotel. with john's recommendation, i stayed at hotel yolaina. the hotel was clean and safe. the rooms had wi-fi, flat screens, and comfy beds. no matter what time i woke up, the cook would either cook me breakfast or lunch. and a couple of times, she made me dinner; no extra charge for the meals. the guy that operates the place is named pablo; one hell of a nice guy. when pablo wasn't driving me around to all the naughty places, his buddy silvio was; another one hell of a nice guy. as a first timer in the country, i felt quite comfortable hanging with these two gentlemen. i highly recommend the place. pm me if you want pablo's contact information.

money exchange. silvio knew where the street money folks hung out, i was getting c$23 to 1 us and never had any issues with the bills.

got picked up at the airport from pablo around 10pm on thursday, and once we reached the hotel, he asked if i wanted to rest; hell no, i can rest when i return to the states, let's roll.

fenix.

this was our first spot and pablo warned me it was a getto place, and that made me happy. there were about 15 girls. 2-3 were hotties, but they all seemed to be in the relax mood, laying around on the couches and so forth, and none of them even smiled. after about 30 minutes, i looked around and one girl had a big smile for this old gringo; i called her over.

she was a bigger girl from honduras and wearing a tight dress. very touchy and full of personality; i liked her. i nicknamed her miss layers. the prices were c$300. $13us for 30 minutes and ladies drinks were c$50. a little over 2 us bucks. being already in the "wtf" mode, i decided to splurge and spend $13 hard earned dollars. the room was something out of a tarantino film; pictures below. there was a shower, but no handles to turn on the damn water.

i noticed as miss layers was peeling off her dress, layers and layers of flesh were being revealed. i quickly turned out the light and said a tim tebow prayer. i kept on the bathroom light, just for safety sake. like in case i got engulfed in one of the layers. she gave a nice blowjob to get the blood flowing. once i did locate her snatch, under a layer, go figure, i went to town on miss layers. the bed had mirrors above and around, but i was too damn scared to look in them. she actually turned out to be a great fuck. i got her phone number and left. i really felt bad because i knew she would need my help to get her back into that dress. but i figured it would take damn near 30 minutes to do so, and i had other places to go.

good time.

walked in there after fenix and was pleasantly surprised. there was a butt load of women with quite a few hotties in the mix. many were quite aggressive; unlike the dead fucks at fenix, and many were half naked; bingo! there is one good size stage, and the girls enter the stage by sliding down a fire pole from upstairs. two girls latched on to me and we got us a stage side couch. one girl, who was quite skinny, but pretty started dry humping me right from the get go. the problem was, when she was bouncing, all i felt were bones digging into me. i sent her packing after one drink, and yes, i have some bruises to prove that boney ass.

the other girl i really liked, she spoke english and was very playful and passionate. a dark skin girl with a fine ass. i asked her how she learned english and she explained that she was from belize. my first thought was, 'damn, are there any nicas in these clubs?" but then my second thought was,"does it really matter?" there was no more thinking from that point forward. prices were c$700. 30us for 30 minutes and ladies drinks were c$120. a little over $5 us. we just hung out and played on the couch for a couple of hours. she turned out to be a nice playmate.

caribbean morena.

started out friday evening at this spot. there was about 7 to 8 women, mostly big, and some dark. with a couple of "you'll do" in a pinch in the bunch. started talking to one of the dark girls with a pretty face, but the body needed some serious maintenance, and she also spoke english. i asked her where she was from and she gave me the "duh" look and said she was from the caribbean. how in the fuck was i suppose to know the club imported caribbean women in order to match the name of the place? the prices were c$600. 30 minutes, c$1200. for 1 hour. we had one drink and moved on.

spa sobell.

next stop was this place called spa sobell. it is a hair salon in the front part of this house, but after you past through the salon, there was a bar and lounge in the back half. there was about 7 to 8 women, all which i thought were hot. i couldn't keep my eyes off on one hottie in particular. she was hot in every way that i like, sweet, pretty, playful, and touchy. but then i heard the prices, c$2000 or $80 for an hour, massage included. my mind was hard pressed and i just knew if i passed up this girl, i would regret it for the rest of my short-termed life. we bargained a bit and agreed on c$1750, around $75 us.

two things that i did not know about this girl before we entered the room, were her powerful hands and wicked fine ass. there was one point when she was massaging my back where i thought she was digging in to massage my lungs as well; she did not miss a single muscle. she told me that she did not have any children, but i did not believe her until she hopped up and rode me like a champ; very tight indeed. overall it was a great session and i felt it was well worth the money. i was relaxed as hell when i left that place.

club cueto.

this place is next to good time and i wanted to check it out. i have not read anything good about the place, which meant i had to go to see for myself. it was all locals and my gringo ass in the place. there was about 20 women, and there were a few hotties in the mix. two came over and sat with pablo and me. mine was pretty and seemed nice, but starting hounding me for a drink, which i did not feel the need to but her one. lady, at least touch my dick, give me a kiss, or do anything to earn that privilege for me to buy you a drink; nada.

after the fourth time she asked me, i turned to pablo and asked him,"how do you say take a fucking hike in spanish?" he told me and i guess that she overheard him and she quickly left the table. then i was approached over and over again from women that wanted to keep me company, yeah right, it was more like they wanted drinks. the prices were c$700. $30 us for 30 minutes, and c$100 for ladies drinks. i did not partake in either. i headed across the street to good time and partied for a while with the belize gal.

to be continued.

Your last report was a blast. Thanks for the photos. We want more of them! I decided to go back to Honduras last month but I am scheduled to be in Managua 02/15-02/21.

Details, pictures, prices, addresses. This one has got it all, Tomjackin.

Bar Azul:

Headed out on Saturday afternoon to find this place. Silvio found it without much difficultly. Big blue wall, can't miss the place. Walked in the place and it was packed, but not in a good way. The place was packed wall-to-wall with machachos! And it was like all talk stopped and all eyes were on the dumb ass blond Gringo that decided to stroll in their bar. Silvio went and talked to a buddy and got the scoop on the place, while I found the only chair available, which was up against the wall, which suited me just fine.

Scanning the place, I only spotted two not so good looking Nicas. Silvio returned and reported that there were 6 to 8 girls that worked there, but most were in the rooms getting fucked. My thought was,"OMG, these girls are getting drilled one after another, and many of these machachos are just drinking and waiting for their turn. I did not get any prices, but it could not be that much. Maybe I just picked a bad day and time to check out the place. Either way, when Silvio returned, I told him that I thought it was best to move on; he quickly agreed.

Bar Piro:

This bar was formally called Bar Gloria. After asking a few people on the street, Silvio found this place. As soon as I walked in, I liked the place. Small place with good music playing on the jukebox. We were the only customers in the place and this is where I met the "Sweetie." She sat down and joined us for a drink, and then more customers started coming in. She said there were 6 girls that worked there. It was C$300 for 30minutes ($13 US) /C$600 for an hour.

More customers stated coming in and because of my Bar Azul experience, I was not about to let the Sweetie out of my site. I told her,"Baby, you are going to drink with us until the cows come home!" No, I was in no fucking mood for sharing. She drank and played at the table for a couple of hours and then I took her to the room for an hour. Side note: There are 3 rooms on site, two small, and one big. We waited for the bigger room to open up. Also, out of the 6 girls, I thought at least 3 were pretty enough to take to the room, but don't go by my standards.

Chaman Disco:

Decided to check out the non-pro scene on Saturday night. This was a really nice place, but packed. It was not ladies night, which I heard was a really good night to go there. It seemed like it was more of a machachos night, because they doubled the girls in the place. We tried to beat the crowd and went upstairs to the VIP section. I did my best to buy some drinks, but was shot down on each try. Then reality set in! I'm old, my Spanish sucks, and there is no use to continue this shit; get back to the putas where I truly belong. Pablo stayed and I grabbed a cab and headed to Good Time, where I played with the Belize gal's ass for a couple of hours; I was beyond doubt at home.

The last day. The good, the bad, and the fucking ugly!

The Good:

Because of a previous cancellation (the bad) , I had Silvio call up the Sweetie from Bar Piro. Within an hour she was on the way to the hotel. She showed up looking hotter than the day before. She did not play the clock, we just hung out, drank, and then played for a couple of hours in the room. It was the best session I had the entire trip.

The Bad:

I spent quite a bit of time in Good Time with the Belize gal. And she was suppose to come over and spend the day with me. We called her several times, but we were told she had a bad headache and was sleeping a lot. Fuck! I wanted to play with that dark ass so much, but things were not working out. I even called her at midnight, but she said she could not come over, but would meet me at the airport the next day. And I asked her,"For what? To wave my dumb ass goodbye? Kiss my hairy ass!" So if you run into the Belize gal in Good Time, feel free to slap her ass around with love form the Californian dude.

The Fucking Ugly:

On Saturday, Pablo and I had a double date set up with a couple of girls from Club Cueto. We were supposed to take to them to party in Granada, but it turned out they couldn't get off work. But they called on Sunday, at the same time that the Sweetie was on her way over to the hotel. So I told Pablo that we could take them at a later time, after the Sweetie left. So we picked them up around 6:30 and headed to Granada, after a pit stop to pick up some adult beverages.

It was a blind date on my part, but the girl was nice and warmed up to me quickly. We drank, did some kissing and feeling all the way to Granada. Once in Granada, we all had a nice dinner and I was buying shots, as usual, because I wanted them as loose as possible. On the way back, it was game the fuck on! Pablo was getting head while he was driving. I was being straddled in the back seat with the girls tits slapping me in the face; it was a hot drive back; until.

Pablo's girl asked him to stop by a bar that was in a bad part of town for whatever reason and he refused. He did not want to risk my safety or his own. The girls' attitudes changed within seconds. Pablo was no longer getting his dick sucked, and my girl stopped slapping her tits in my face. WTF Johnny? At this point, I got pissed and told Pablo to pull over and throw these skanks to the curb; which he did. What a waste of time and money they were. But it seems like Managua was like that; a complete hit or miss throughout the 4 days. A picture of them is attached. If you see them, slap them, and then run like hell!

On a good note:

I had the pleasure of meeting up with World Traveler 69 and Bayboy; both world class mongers. But I did not meet them until the day before I left and I wish I had more time to spend with them to pick their brains. Oh well, another time, another chance to share stories down the road!

Final thoughts:

Overall it was a good experience. I love romping through new countries and getting a taste of the women and culture. Managua was not one stop shopping for sure, because everything was so spread out. I felt fortunate that I had guides and drivers the entire trip. Would I return? At this point, I really see no reason to return. There are so many other places on my bucket list, and my life is getting shorter by the minute.

Tom,

You had quite a full schedule. Thank you for taking the time to post such great informative reports. Yet another notch on the bed post.

Cheers

Tom:

Great Report.

I can not top it, but have a few short stories. When I get time. It is non stop checking these places out.

First Bar Azul.

The four of us Silvo, BayBoy, a newbie to be named NorCalFarmer and myself walked in the door looked around found about 5 chicas and maybe 10 guys and left.

Just stopped by to check out the prices.

El Tio, Carretera Norte (Pan American Highway) ; la Iglesia Santa Ana. 1 cuadra arriba (East), 1 cuadra al sur (south).

This location has a wide variety of women from mature to young neighborhood girls. Don't expect too much ambience since this is truly a neighborhood spot. 20 Chicas. Prices: C$150 30 min. Tel: 2268 5253. Hours: 12am to Midnight. Be Really Careful.

Club Hollywood, Estatua Colonia Monsenor Lezcano ½ cuadra Abajo (West) , near Gasol Shell Costado Oeste (West) __ Chicas. Prices: C$ ___ 30 min. Tel: 2268 7219. Hours: _______.

This place is also a Hotel.

Lorena's Massage, Solun integral Montoya. 1 cuadra obajo (West) .1 cuadra lago, Monseñor Lezcano. 8 Chicas. Prices: C$300 30 min. 400 hour, US$50 2 hours. Tel: 2268-1283, 8426 0368. Hours: 11am to 10pm.

Only a few chicas available when we checked this place out.

Funny there is not any sign to tell you what the place is.

The bar is closed and should be open next week in Cuidad Jardin.

[QUOTE=World Travel 69; 1239169]Club Hollywood, Estatua Colonia Monsenor Lezcano ½ cuadra Abajo (West) , near Gasol Shell Costado Oeste (West) __ Chicas. Prices: C$ ___ 30 min. Tel: 2268 7219. Hours: _______.

This place is also a Hotel.[/QUOTE]This is the world famous old Vale Todo. Then it reopened several years back as a hotel and Club Hollywood Girls. It has been closed for over a year (notice the chains on the gate). It used to be the funnest place in town back in the late 90's. Used to have dynamite women at reasonable prices. Is it open again?

Hola guys. Been in Managua for four days with the 'gang'. First of all its not as dangerous as everybody has been saying. It just doesn't feel unsafe to me. Second this town is very spread out. No downtown, was earthquaked out a while back. You need a car for everything. Even the Zona Rosa is too big to walk around. We{ve had a driver thankfully because all the sex venues are all over town.

T.

For now I{ll just talk about the Vida Rosa bar. In the Costa Rica barrio if that helps. Kind of a neighborhood bar with 15-20 chicas. Nothing super but some sexy girls, some with big tits, some with big asses. First nite I was with Gabriela. 2nd nite was Veronica. Both gave BBBJs with lots of tongue and licking action. Both nice chicas. Gabriella spoke excellent english. Cost $200 cordobas ($9) , can't beat that. Lots of local dudes there, but it felt safe to me. More later

[QUOTE=BayBoy;1239208]For now I'll just talk about the Vida Rosa bar. In the Costa Rica barrio if that helps. Kind of a neighborhood bar with 15-20 chicas. Nothing super but some sexy girls, some with big tits, some with big asses. First nite I was with Gabriela. 2nd nite was Veronica. Both gave BBBJs with lots of tongue and licking action. Both nice chicas. Gabriella spoke excellent english. Cost $200 cordobas ($9) , can't beat that. Lots of local dudes there, but it felt safe to me.[/QUOTE]Great find BayBoy!

Nine lousy bucks? I would bet that Artisttyp is salivating and packing his luggage at this point.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1237415]Dude, you were paying about 13 US dollars per session, so I don't think you were over paying. I had my first session there Thursday night, and it was fun and comical to say the least. About the best 13 bucks I've spent in a long time.[/QUOTE]Well, others on here have quoted different prices for that place. In case you didn't know this, locals on this board ALWAYS get upset when out-of-towners come in and pay higher prices. It drives up their market price. RTFF The "I might have been overpaying" was a nod to the locals. Believe me, at 300 Cordoba, I too thought it was absurdly reasonable.

That said, I liked your first-hand report of so many places. Some of us freelancers could have used some actual addresses, but perhaps that's asking too much.

Tomjackin, based on your pic, it appears that the quality of the Cueto Club girls is improving. Which one was in the back seat with you? What are their names?

[QUOTE=Iguana Six;1239377]Tomjackin, based on your pic, it appears that the quality of the Cueto Club girls is improving. Which one was in the back seat with you? What are their names?[/QUOTE]I thought the quality at the Cueto Club was better than I had read about. The girl on the right was the blind date. The girl on the left was hotter and more playful, until she got pissed; both girls work there.

Names? I have trouble remembering my own name half of the time; so sorry, I don't have a clue.

Puente El Edén 2 cuadras al Lago, Pista de la Resistence and Pista Larreyanaga. 10+ Chicas. Prices: Cover: C$20, Beer not included, Beer C$40, Chica drinks C$100, Chicas C$700? 30 min. Tel: (505) 2240 0240. Hours: 5pm to 4am.

I went in to the club twice. After being in the Good Time, what a let down. Not so much because of the chicas, but the ambiance sucks. The chicas, when one is dancing on stage are just doing movements, no enthusiam.

The chicas looked good enough. The owners need to go next door and see how a club should look.

More Managua.

We went to the Fenix Club one night. Its been described many times before by other mongers, but I thought the inside bar area wasnt too bad. Nice cushioned couches and chairs. Its dark in their. Chicas congregated near the entrance and didn't make a move to talk to the guys. The back area is kind of stark. Lots concrete and bricks.

The rooms arent bad. Comfortable beds with mirrors on 3 sides, nice bathrooms w / shower. My chica (can't remember her name) was accommodating and friendly. Chupa w / condom. I asked for deep throat and she took it all in. Cost a poltry $300 cordobas ($13).

I'd go back, but its not a very exciting place. Tom Jackin you've become a legend in Managua. People still talking about your stay. More to come

Barrio San Jacinto Fte Antiguo Cine Darío, frente a puntos de encuentro, de la Optica Pereira 1 ½ cuadras al lago, Monseñor Lezcano. 6 Chicas. Prices: C$200 30 min. Tel: 8684 5963. Hours: 10am to 10pm.

Silvo and I stopped by around 4pm. Not much happening, but the chica we talked to was hot.

I think most people were watching the Soccer game between Barcelona and Madrid or one of the better Spanish teams. All the sports bars were full.