Giotto's Lodge in Bangkok

[QUOTE=1Ball]I needed to stay at a different hotel this trip, as I was meeting up with some newbies from indo, who are on a strict budget, and wanted us all to stay in the same hotel. So be it.
They left yesterday morning, sufficiently impressed, so I decided to head over to G’s last night, have dinner, and play some pool.
...[/QUOTE]Mr. Vice President,

Thanks for your visit yesterday...and MANY THANKS FOR LEAVING SO EARLY.

We started a huge party in the Sports Lounge thereafter...I will write about the details of your visit later - need some time to prepare a proper report.


BTW: Today:

[size=+2][b]Maids Party[/b][/size]

[b]New Maids Costumes!!![/b]



Giotto

[QUOTE=1Ball]We then head off to Star something, Piper’s and my favorite place for good old fashioned live rock n roll. ...Who do I spot in the corner? None other than “Bengali girl”. I recognize her, but of course she has no clue who I am, she is Piper1’s love interest. All I say to her is “Soi 33”, and her face lights up, and she is all over me. ... she is all over me.
[/QUOTE]1Bestard - one word for you: Fuckyou. :D Leave sticky little Bengali Girl alone (I still cannot work out why her skin is rubbery and sticky even after a good scrub in the Jacuzzi - but I liked it).

As for the LB, was it really a tequilla flask in your pocket, or were you just pleased to see her? (I mean him, I mean ... geez ...)

I agree - unlike most sex shows, that lesbian show is actually hot. Choreographed, but some ad-lib slurping - almost realistic

PS. EU Contractor - you sure get around! .

[QUOTE=Piper1]1Bestard - one word for you: Fuckyou. :D Leave sticky little Bengali Girl alone (I still cannot work out why her skin is rubbery and sticky even after a good scrub in the Jacuzzi - but I liked it).
...
[/QUOTE]Pipeman,

I actually thought about offering her a job at Livingstone's - then nobody needs to go out to Soi Cowboy any more to pick that lady up :) . She can have a lot Jacuzzi customers here...


Giotto

my dear friends,

it has been a while and i humbly ask your forgiveness for my rather abrupt departure from this wonderful thread. i will not bore your with the details, sufficient to say that some 6/7 months ago i failed piper1's dna test, the aftermath of which would make "silence of the lambs" look like a romantic comedy (if only the punishment would have stopped at being hung and quartered with my face ripped off it would not have been too bad).

i a feeble attempt to cover my tracks, i changed my handle, and even after an intensive english language course provided by nige and alfie in pattyland, as you can see i still can not spell. ah well, my social siberia has not allowed me to conduct any rabbit like behavior in any case.

more worrying however is the relative absence of joyfull banter you dungeon loving metrosexuals used to excell in. has that time passed ? have i missed a trend in changes of what is regarded as acceptable communication ? or have you all become closet cosmo readers whose sole interest is to keep abreast of the latest trends in pussy haircut trends ?

some 6/7 months ago i filled my caravan with potatoes, shined my cloggies, was full of energy, ready to meet any challenge, on my way to the lodge. well, i never made it. some day i will.

in the meantime, but maybe i am just being nostalgic and has that time really passed, any chance of going back to hurling insults at eachother at gallactic speeds ? if only to keep dr. g's counter up. as we all know, dr. g's violent mood swings are directly proportional to the threads hitcounter.

and if not, and if those times have really passed, i wish you all the best. my abrupt departure did not feel right, i feel i owed you one more post.

vandal

[QUOTE=Brotherrabitt]some 6/7 months ago I failed Piper1's DNA test [/QUOTE]Good to hear from you Vandal. So, have you been forgiven???

For the uninitiated, Vandal's reference to "failing Piper1's DNA test" translates as "failing to remove incriminating evidence" (so his wife caught him doing something he shouldn't have). To be fair, it's not 'Piper's DNA test' - I think it was Kapitan in Dubai thread who coined the term, soon after he failed the DNA test.

Yes, I've failed the DNA test a couple of times, but with my charms and doey-eyed pleas that all men are bastards, Wildcat forgave me soon after. ;)

[quote=piper1]good to hear from you vandal. so, have you been forgiven???[/quote]

hi chief,

i am in the process of. your communication skills are obviously better than mine, maybe you can start a new business or write a book "50 ways to avoid having to change your isg handle to 0ball". mine have retracted out of sheer terror and have never been seen since.

having failed the dna test, i passed some others (praise the almighty duck!), so no itching or nasty lumps.

in any case, the future is bright, and in a way i am glad i never made it to the lodge. my therapist says that my recurrent dream of being hit with a baseball bat by dr. g in a full latex bodysuit in the dungeon will eventually pass. sometimes it is not wise to have a fantasy come true, even though i fully realise that for some of you this experience is one of the main reasons to go to the lodge in the first place.

in any case, thanks for the welcome, it's appreciated.

v.

Brotherabbitt, nice to see you poking your head out of the hole. How are things in ******* ?

Forgiven? cleaned up your act? Been a good boy? How was BKK with the missus?

I think the mission of this thread has been accomplished, so it is slowly dying. Shame, as the banter was fun, but all good things run their course.

Welcome back, you still have my email, in case something, (you know what) pops up.

[QUOTE=1Ball]Brotherabbitt, nice to see you poking your head out of the hole. How are things in ******* ?

Forgiven? cleaned up your act? Been a good boy? How was BKK with the missus?

I think the mission of this thread has been accomplished, so it is slowly dying. Shame, as the banter was fun, but all good things run their course.

Welcome back, you still have my email, in case something, (you know what) pops up.[/QUOTE]

Hi,

I am ok, thanks, I hope and trust you as well.

I see you have kept your one remaining you-know-what quite busy. It must be hard taking one for the team all the time :).

Something has popped up and I need to run. Later

V.

[QUOTE=Brotherrabitt]...
And if not, and if those times have really passed, I wish you all the best. My abrupt departure did not feel right, I feel I owed you one more post.
...
[/QUOTE]Brotherrabitt,

Welcome back. Good to hear from you.

I saw a balloon some months ago, and something like a sausage was hanging below it - I was worried about your best parts...

Anyway - not too much changed, we opened some more rooms, and the parking area for your caravan is still unused. We are now out of potatoes, and still waiting for your delivery. Close to giving up now, and finding another supplier :) . Who needs a Dutch b(e)astard for that?

The thread is boring in the moment, as the Vice President told me during his last visit. He is right. You were deeply missed. I have some ideas how to restart the activities here, but in the moment not too much time to really do it. But ... soon.

I am worried about the above sentence - ONE MORE POST? Man, now that you are back, cover your ass, hide all traces - and write again!


Giotto

[QUOTE=Brotherrabitt]Hi Chief,

I am in the process of [being forgiven]. Your communication skills are obviously better than mine, maybe you can start a new business or write a book "50 ways to avoid having to change your ISG handle to 0Ball". Mine have retracted out of sheer terror and have never been seen since.

Having failed the DNA test, I passed some others (praise the Almighty Duck!), so no itching or nasty lumps.

[/QUOTE]Vandal - you're gonna hate me for saying this:

It must have been 6 months ago you were caught. If your wife still has you by the balls 6 months later, that's not good (for you or for her). In the big picture, a bit on the side, or an affair is not a major issue (as long as you stick with her in the long run). Sex on the side is simply a human animal thing. Most wives don't like the idea, but in reality it's normal. Shrug it off and don't let it be used as blackmail. Enjoy this short life.

Freeman 418,

I just found your report:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=573387[/URL]

Now I know what you wrote there all day yesterday - I checked my threads here and found nothing...

Teens 3? Do I have to check it out again? They obviously improved...

BTW: It was Fon you were sitting with the first night, Pipeman's future ex-wife, may be you settle the necessary arrangements reg. a take-over directly with him.

Have fun :) .


Giotto

[QUOTE=Piper1]...
It must have been 6 months ago you were caught. If your wife still has you by the balls 6 months later, that's not good (for you or for her). In the big picture, a bit on the side, or an affair is not a major issue (as long as you stick with her in the long run). Sex on the side is simply a human animal thing. Most wives don't like the idea, but in reality it's normal. Shrug it off and don't let it be used as blackmail. Enjoy this short life.[/QUOTE]Pipeman,

As you know I plan to visit Dubai, and of course the major reason for that is to meet Wildcat.

I am quite sure, that my detailed reports about the hunter's life of her husband will put a huge smile on her face...and 6 month will only be a short while of his future life of suffering :) ! But, take it easy, it is only sex, man, this "human animal thing".


Giotto

[QUOTE=Giotto]Pipeman,

As you know I plan to visit Dubai, and of course the major reason for that is to meet Wildcat.

I am quite sure, that my detailed reports about the hunter's life of her husband will put a huge smile on her face...and 6 month will only be a short while of his future life of suffering :) ! But, take it easy, it is only sex, man, this "human animal thing".


Giotto[/QUOTE]Okay Giotto, expect a personal visit from one of my Dubai mafia today. Money had better change hands.

Scarface Piper

[QUOTE=Piper1]Vandal - you're gonna hate me for saying this:

It must have been 6 months ago you were caught. If your wife still has you by the balls 6 months later, that's not good (for you or for her). In the big picture, a bit on the side, or an affair is not a major issue (as long as you stick with her in the long run). Sex on the side is simply a human animal thing. Most wives don't like the idea, but in reality it's normal. Shrug it off and don't let it be used as blackmail. Enjoy this short life.[/QUOTE]

Jep, you are right of course, in the great scheme of things, etc etc etc. And the "by the balls" - thing is not the issue anymore. I have made a lot of changes in my life (sold my business for instance), not because I was found out, but because it was time to make some changes. Overall life is very positive at the moment, in a lot of respects.

And the sex on the side thing, it is a matter of making a choice between my "urges", the hurt it causes in others and the possible risk for the offspring (ie not seeing them anymore or very little). A topic which should best be discussed with a beer, not on a site which has clearly a different mission.

I put my head in a hole for such a long time, because of the changes (weak argument, I know, also best explained over a beer).

I just could not control the urge to insult the metrosexual bestards here, so I came back :).

V.

[QUOTE=Giotto]Brotherrabitt,

Welcome back. Good to hear from you.

I saw a balloon some months ago, and something like a sausage was hanging below it - I was worried about your best parts...

Anyway - not too much changed, we opened some more rooms, and the parking area for your caravan is still unused. We are now out of potatoes, and still waiting for your delivery. Close to giving up now, and finding another supplier :) . Who needs a Dutch b(e)astard for that?

The thread is boring in the moment, as the Vice President told me during his last visit. He is right. You were deeply missed. I have some ideas how to restart the activities here, but in the moment not too much time to really do it. But ... soon.

I am worried about the above sentence - ONE MORE POST? Man, now that you are back, cover your ass, hide all traces - and write again!


Giotto[/QUOTE]

Hi Dr. G,

Thanks for the welcome back. Good to hear that you do not have time anymore to take care of your primary marketing tool. Have been drinking too much cheap wine lately ?

A few weeks ago I read an article in Cosmo (I have subscribed recently to it, love to do these little tests about the best erotic make-up and sensittive stuff like that) about the fact that "metrosexual" is now out and the new thing is "ubersexual", which is not a semi racial slurr in regard to the country of origin of some rather important members on this thread (first person that came to mind was of course the muderator, don't know if you know him?), which is basically a metrosexual but just a little less gay. So you are still allowed to use your nightcream, but you are now allowed to not boast about it (you can still tell someone of course, but only if the contact with that person "feels right", know what I mean?).

I thought it might appeal to you, you can still be ok with your feminine side, but no need anymore to wax the hair on your ass.

I hope you catch my drift, if not I can mail you the full article, it is quite long but with some pics, so if you take your time, you should be able to get through it in one go, if not, just finish it the next day. That's ok man, know what I mean ? No need to feel bad about that at all, no need to cry. Let me know ok ?

Bye hon.

V.