Avoid Pissing Through Your Arse
Many moons ago on my first trip I was sidelined with the "squirts". After my trip when I was leaving POP airport, there was a sign in English which read, "Do not ingest water, fruits or vegetables. Mind you, there was no sign as I entered the country and these days, there are no signs or warnings at all.
D. R. Tap water or crap water as I like to call it is bad, bad, bad for a gringo's tummy. Lots of third world bacteria and parasites. Fruits and vegetables are washed in tap water. Moi Mia restaurant in sosua is expensive because they import their greens from Florida.
The first spanish words I learned were "sin helo"(no ice/without ice). Ice or no ice doesn't matter when your drinks are watered down.
To protect your ASSets, go to GNC or local health food store and pick up Acidophiles. This is the natural healthy bacteria found in your bunghole. The refrigerated one is strongest without a prescription. Take them one week before your trip, during, and one week after your trip.
Those of you who read or watch the news know the F. D. A. Found walmart bottled water to be filtered tap water. What da heck do you think is in d. R. Bottle water. Read the label, stick to Agua Purificada, this is distilled water. Avoid waters labeled bottled water or natural spring water. There are no snowy mountain tops in D. R. And there is no F. D. A. Either. YOYO (You're On Your Own) and BYOBB (Bring Your Own Brown Bag) apply
Funny how guys won't drink the water but will gobble mouthfuls of sosewer pussie.
Thanx 4 listening
The Catfish Hunter