Rio de Janeiro Reports

Today, while I went to Muay Thai, I had the two top girls, I shall call them Andrea Colbert and Nikki Anderson, fight each other, the winner getting the prize, which is my huge German bratwurst. In the 40 minutes it took to fuk my girl at the prive, which cost 230 reais, I wrote a scene with the two muay Thai girls of my dreams, who fought to entertain me. The winner got the best kind of prize, which I shall not mention because this is a famiy channel, and fuggit if the weak minded among us cannot take a joke. Generally, all of this is very therapeutic. While I was there Amber Lynn was banging another client because I passed on her. All the gang was there and it was fun, and then I mongered on home on a rainy night here in Rio de Janeiro.

Recent outings have made me question what I thought was a real easy find in the Brazil pay for play arena: the rotund bunda grande. I see it more outside of this arena way more walking around doing errands and relaxing at the beach. Went out Friday night and it was a struggle.

4 x4.

Showed up around 9:30 pm. Place is less than half full. Maybe around 15 girls and less guys. Talent severely down here. I came last Friday around the same time and it was the same crop of girls there. A girl told me last week it was slow because of Rock in Rio but it was over this weekend so could not use that excuse. There were like two bunda grandes there but one of them I session with before a year ago and didn't want to do it again and the other looked old. Not saying the girls weren't doable because in a context where I'm not being direct and transactional, they are fuckable. But in this setting, it didn't really meet my expectations. So I left after sitting and waiting to see if anything else showed up.

Centaurus.

Got there around 11. Soon as I get into the locker room, a big bunda tall chick damn near assault me. Offering to hang up my clothes and put on my robe. All while sticking her ass in my face. While I appreciate that at least I stumbled on big bunda, I'm not a fan of trying to lock me in to a sale soon as I walking in without seeing the rest of the girls. So I politely tell her I don't want company right now and want to look at the other girls. So she kindly obliged but in retrospect I should have just went with her because grand bunda was lacking here. There were about 30 girls, doable but nothing outstanding or should I say what I was looking for. The aggressive girl probably fit what I was looking for the best but she got taken shortly after I sat down. Talk to about ten girls who came over to ask if I wanted company. I think their boss, a short lady who sat in the tanner too long and too much facial surgery, came up pestering the girls to pester the men there. So shortly after I left.

Dolce Vita.

Got here around 1 am. Passed by Mabs and it was dead. Dolce Vita felt like a US hip hop club. Didn't feel very Brazilian. And the talent was subpar at best. Stayed maybe 15 minutes. Probably won't be coming back again.

Pérola Negra.

About 20-30 girls. Live band taking up a chunk of the club space but people were enjoying themselves. Probably the most numerous big bundas here may be like 4. One I had already session with and she is older now so didn't want to go with her again. Settle on a 23 year old with a decent size butt spoke English and session was ok. Nothing special. I noticed that a lot of girls were asking for 700-800 for an hour. I told the girl I went with that seemed like gringo prices but when we were checking out, a Brazilian guy was paying 750 for probably one of the best looking girls there. He has two girls with him and the lady at the desk showed him a calculator for both as 750 a piece. He decided to only go with one. I talked mine down to 400. She said girls charge whatever they want.

It was an ok night but maybe my expectations and past experiences are clouding my rating. Or I think I might have to change my strategy and just pull regular girls I see out when I'm running errands and not rely on the pay for play arena to meet my expectations. Just have to adapt to meet my expectations.

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Prola Negra.

About 20-30 girls. Live band taking up a chunk of the club space but people were enjoying themselves. Probably the most numerous big bundas here may be like 4. One I had already session with and she is older now so didn't want to go with her again. Settle on a 23 year old with a decent size butt spoke English and session was ok. Nothing special. I noticed that a lot of girls were asking for 700-800 for an hour. I told the girl I went with that seemed like gringo prices but when we were checking out, a Brazilian guy was paying 750 for probably one of the best looking girls there. He has two girls with him and the lady at the desk showed him a calculator for both as 750 a piece. He decided to only go with one. I talked mine down to 400. She said girls charge whatever they want.

It was an ok night but maybe my expectations and past experiences are clouding my rating. Or I think I might have to change my strategy and just pull regular girls I see out when I'm running errands and not rely on the pay for play arena to meet my expectations. Just have to adapt to meet my expectations.[/QUOTE]Has Perola Negra always been freelance pricing? I could have sworn the last time I went (About 2 years ago) that the price was set by management. At 750 R for an hour, I would have walked out too!! That 750 doesn't include your entry fee or the room, correct?

[QUOTE=Bravo;2948573]Has Perola Negra always been freelance pricing? I could have sworn the last time I went (About 2 years ago) that the price was set by management. At 750 R for an hour, I would have walked out too!! That 750 doesn't include your entry fee or the room, correct?[/QUOTE]I went last year and it was fixed price based on room type.

I have never seen that at pn.

I've only seen some girls there saying they will only do an hour.

[QUOTE=Global00;2948521]Recent outings have made me question what I thought was a real easy find in the Brazil pay for play arena: the rotund bunda grande. I see it more outside of this arena way more walking around doing errands and relaxing at the beach. Went out Friday night and it was a struggle.
[/QUOTE]That is a sad development if true. I went in 2015 and 2018 and it was culo gigante capital of the world. Especially at 4 x4 and Monte Carlo.

I was in Rio for a couple of days recently.

I had hoped to meet a masseuse that was recommended in this thread a few weeks ago, Maya.

As per the pictures, which apparently are real, she was exactly my type.

However, her phone was switched off, and when she eventually answered, it was already too late.

Instead I went to Ester at Gasha Terapias, short 20 yo fake blonde with a big tight bunda and big firm natural tits.

To my positive surprise she looked 90+% like her photos.

Very nice body if you like TnA. She started off with a good massage, but then tried to finish me off after 30 minutes or so even though I had paid for an hour.

Classic. I stopped her and said that it was my turn to massage her, and she complied.

I did several hours of Thai massage training in BKK when I was younger, a great investment of my time, tremendous to hear up regular chicks I picked up anywhere.

I like to do it to garotas too when I feel like going pro and they are usually very surprised that someone has actual skills.

Usually gets them more excited as well.

But of course I just enjoy exploring their bodies with my hands.

Anyways, after I while of massaging her everywhere, I let her take back control and she finished me off with Spanish with her massive boobs while I fingered her.

I don't do vaginal sex with pros, not BBBJ, for a number of reasons so I do not know if that works have been in the cards for an extra payment.

But the folks next door were clearly banging so probably.

Overall a good experience but looking back, booking 30 minutes Nuru would have been enough to do the trick.

They do not really offer that for the mutual massage but she anyways did not follow the advertised program.

I guess they do pretty much the same whatever you book. Unless you go basic where they stay dressed.

Overall good and sth I would repeat for 30 min.

My positive learning was that she looked like her pics, so a winning strategy for Rio might be to identify the massage sites that have fairly accurate pics and then go for your type. Cross referencing vs GP Guia and taking advice from here can go a long way.

Overall, I guess the trend that was commented on in the previous posts seems to be true.

Less and less top tier chicks in the termas and bars.

I remember being in Rio about 10 years ago and walking by Centaurus.

Back in the day I was picking up hot chicks in the clubs with ease so I wouldn't have wasted a thought on going pro.

The day, one of the hottest girls I have seen in my life, emerged and was trying to chat me up. And then a second one that was also breathtaking.

On hindsight, I regret not going for it.

I went to check out the place a few years ago and there was no chick even remotely close to that quality and I left.

Also, prior to Covid, I ended up bouncing into this incredibly beautiful girl at MABs and ended up taking her back to my place (which I usually don't do).

Still by far the best pro I ever had fun with and also easily in the top 20 of the most beautiful women I ever spoke to.

Now you go and the place is dead.

It's probably multifactorial. The cab driver from Scandy (see my SP report) was prob right. Onlyfans, webcams and Instagram are great sources of income for top end chicks (and not only those). Too many folks ready to pay for digital content vs the real thing.

And I totally get it. It's more money and less time from the comfort of their homes.

No need to travel anywhere to get screwed by a bunch of guys.

Plus tons of super hot pro chicks going to Dubai and other places to make top dollar.

Presumably, this trend will continue and it will get harder and harder and harder to find stunners in the pro scene in Brazil.

Or the more important are these forms to identify places where these rare creatures still exist.

Great reviews Global. I enjoyed reading your report. Everybody has differing tastes in girls. My tastes are almost the complete opposite yours in that I seek only slender girls with small asses and natural ta ta's. And believe me this preference of mine eliminates a hell of a lot of girls from consideration even when they have pretty faces. Interestingly, another BM recently noted that the girls were a lot thinner with smaller asses, and relatively tattoo free back in the Help days. Too bad I missed that action.

On Prola Negra (damn the error checker), I have been there around 6 times, although never when there was live music. I always had a good time, most notably when I hooked up with very attractive, all natural, slender (small ass / small breasts, no tattoos) different black girls on 2 separate occasions. The price as with all the RJ termas that I know of was fixed by the house with the only price variation being for a room upgrade and or an increase in time. The room upgrade is not necessary in Prola Negra, worthless in 4 x 4, but well worth considering in Solarium. On one occasion I had a 3-way with 2 Solarium girls, but before we went upstairs the girls suggested the room upgrade. It was worth it. The deluxe room upgrade was spotless. It had a large round bed which was plenty ample for the 3 of us, and it had a large jacuzzi next to the bed. I forget how much more the room ran, but it was something like 400 BR additional, however, it really helped make that session memorable.

[QUOTE=Global00;2948521]Recent outings have made me question what I thought was a real easy find in the Brazil pay for play arena: the rotund bunda grande. I see it more outside of this arena way more walking around doing errands and relaxing at the beach. Went out Friday night and it was a struggle.

4 x4.

Showed up around 9:30 pm. Place is less than half full. Maybe around 15 girls and less guys. Talent severely down here. I came last Friday around the same time and it was the same crop of girls there. A girl told me last week it was slow because of Rock in Rio but it was over this weekend so could not use that excuse. There were like two bunda grandes there but one of them I session with before a year ago and didn't want to do it again and the other looked old. Not saying the girls weren't doable because in a context where I'm not being direct and transactional, they are fuckable. But in this setting, it didn't really meet my expectations. So I left after sitting and waiting to see if anything else showed up..[/QUOTE]

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This is a good guide for how to dress and act in Rio: 1. Dudalina shirt, 2. Cargo Bermuda shorts 3 tennis shoes 4. Weapon in waist carry Israeli style. No round in chamber 5. Whey protein powder until you are not fat 6 . Extra credit for Muay Thai shorts and t shirt under neath. Learn all your portoguese from porta dos fundos. Duolingo too.

[QUOTE=DasBooty;2948728]That is a sad development if true. I went in 2015 and 2018 and it was culo gigante capital of the world. Especially at 4 x4 and Monte Carlo.[/QUOTE]I think there are still plenty girls shape wise right up your alley, but it may just seem that way to me because for every large bunda terma girl I see, it means one less slim one for me. KKK.

[QUOTE=Sperto;2946429]Digital cameras and social media really changed the girls attitude towards showing off in front of cameras. I've just started to transfer camcorder videos to my PC. Several hundreds of tapes filmed during 1992-2007, before I started using digital cameras. Mainly homemade sexvideos, videos from Othon ho-beach and the carnival parties at Help, Scala and Monte Libano.

What strikes me the most how happy and eager the girls were to be filmed and have their photos taken. Many girls thought it was fun to be filmed during the sex act and watch afterwards. Today many girls are afraid up ending up on the internet.

I've almost not watched these videos since they were filmed. Specially the beach videos shows a big difference compared to today. The girls were much fitter, less fat people and silicon tits and asses were rare.[/QUOTE]The last line says a lot. I think most Brazilian working girls that I see about are in pretty good shape, since many of them go to the gym, and workout multiple times per week. They do not have tummy troubles, or tummy rolls which is becoming an increasing problem with working girls in Thailand. The problem for me is that many of these big ass / full frame Brazilian girls of today have tight bodies, yes, but unfortunately that is not what turns me on. I prefer soft / no fat bodies.

Much appreciated. Trying to contribute when I can. And my report could be just bad timing and hopefully in the few months I'm here, I will run into what I'm looking for. Luckily I don't have a type per se but I know certain locations offer different body types. After Rio, I will be in Thailand and I don't expect to run into any grande bunda and will be perfect fine with the beauty Asia has to offer. I enjoy the world's beauty wherever I go. I just expected different results on the nights I was out. No biggie. I'm still in paradise so it's more about unmet expectations. I will enjoy my time for sure as I always do and will try to keep making reports on how things go. Cheers.

[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2948863]Great reviews Global. I enjoyed reading your report. Everybody has differing tastes in girls. My tastes are almost the complete opposite yours in that I seek only slender girls with small asses and natural ta ta's. And believe me this preference of mine eliminates a hell of a lot of girls from consideration even when they have pretty faces. Interestingly, another BM recently noted that the girls were a lot thinner with smaller asses, and relatively tattoo free back in the Help days. Too bad I missed that action.

On Prola Negra (damn the error checker), I have been there around 6 times, although never when there was live music. I always had a good time, most notably when I hooked up with very attractive, all natural, slender (small ass / small breasts, no tattoos) different black girls on 2 separate occasions. The price as with all the RJ termas that I know of was fixed by the house with the only price variation being for a room upgrade and or an increase in time. The room upgrade is not necessary in Prola Negra, worthless in 4 x 4, but well worth considering in Solarium. On one occasion I had a 3-way with 2 Solarium girls, but before we went upstairs the girls suggested the room upgrade. It was worth it. The deluxe room upgrade was spotless. It had a large round bed which was plenty ample for the 3 of us, and it had a large jacuzzi next to the bed. I forget how much more the room ran, but it was something like 400 BR additional, however, it really helped make that session memorable.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Global00;2948521] Snip

Prola Negra.

About 20-30 girls. Live band taking up a chunk of the club space but people were enjoying themselves. Probably the most numerous big bundas here may be like 4. One I had already session with and she is older now so didn't want to go with her again. Settle on a 23 year old with a decent size butt spoke English and session was ok. Nothing special. I noticed that a lot of girls were asking for 700-800 for an hour. I told the girl I went with that seemed like gringo prices but when we were checking out, a Brazilian guy was paying 750 for probably one of the best looking girls there. He has two girls with him and the lady at the desk showed him a calculator for both as 750 a piece. He decided to only go with one. I talked mine down to 400. She said girls charge whatever they want.

It was an ok night but maybe my expectations and past experiences are clouding my rating. Or I think I might have to change my strategy and just pull regular girls I see out when I'm running errands and not rely on the pay for play arena to meet my expectations. Just have to adapt to meet my expectations.[/QUOTE]Posters have confirmed that Perola Negra is a terma with fixed house pricing, not freelancers setting their own rates. Unless they switched to freelancer bar the night you were there, you were presumably not at Perola Negra. The only club nearby is Paris Cafe. Did you perhaps confuse the two?

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2949230]Posters have confirmed that Perola Negra is a terma with fixed house pricing, not freelancers setting their own rates. Unless they switched to freelancer bar the night you were there, you were presumably not at Perola Negra. The only club nearby is Paris Cafe. Did you perhaps confuse the two?[/QUOTE]I relayed what she told me while we negotiated. At her highest price, she did mention a better room. Maybe that is a fixed amount for the room. But she offered me multiple prices and different ways to pay. For example, she said I could pay her 350 and leave her a $200 tip. So pay the house and then tip her I'm assuming. The few times I been here I paid different amounts. In the termas, they list out the prices near the cashier's. I didn't see anything equivalent when I was in Pérola. But she was also telling me all this in English which is a second language. Maybe something was lost in translation. Hope that helps.

(fiction) Riofornication Covid 27.

Jimmy Boy 99, aka, enzo ferrrari, is a former bank regulator for Switzerland, having worked out of the lugano office for 59 years of his 91 years, before retiring in disgrace for a scandal with a french hooker, a brazilian hooker, and an italian hooker, one of whom had a huge clit, if you know what I mean. Jimmy Boy did not perceive that the italian hooker had a massive clit until she dropped her panties, at which point, Jimmy Boy canceled the session, so speak, with a thin, light laptop, which he frisbeeéthe across the room at her throat, cutting off her head, though not cleanly. Jimmy Boy 99, though having had family in the Swiss NAVY Special Warfare, guards for the Pagan Pope, Francis Macumba, got out of it with some judges getting blow jobs from the french hooker and the brazilian hooker.

As he writes this, JimmyBoy99 is with his sister at the family home on Lake Como, where he greets seaplanes with Rocco Siffreddi, Nacho Vidal, and Annette Schwartz and her younger sorority sisters from a Lutheran university and various German hookers. When he finally gets some surgery done on his eyes, and finishes his daily 14 kilometer walk up and down the Italian alps, he will get on his cell phone and order a flight to Rio where we will convene a grand council of the Pimp Legion of Doom.

[QUOTE=Global00;2949355]I relayed what she told me while we negotiated. At her highest price, she did mention a better room. Maybe that is a fixed amount for the room. But she offered me multiple prices and different ways to pay. For example, she said I could pay her 350 and leave her a $200 tip. So pay the house and then tip her I'm assuming. The few times I been here I paid different amounts. In the termas, they list out the prices near the cashier's. I didn't see anything equivalent when I was in Prola. But she was also telling me all this in English which is a second language. Maybe something was lost in translation. Hope that helps.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RioBob;2927126]If you're bringing cash exchange your money at a 'Cambio' not in your hotel, I know everybody knows this but a few years ago I gave a girl a $100 bill and told her it's equal to 500 reais, next day she called me to complain she got much less, she exchanged in a hotel not a cambio. If you don't know any there's an American on Rua Xavier da Silvieira 15 called Blame it on Rio for travel, his name is Bobby, tell him Bobby sent you LOL. Last time I was there I exchanged $1,000 and asked for a better rate and they finally gave in for this larger amount, they may not discount for a few hundred. You can even rent a bike and get your clothes washed there among other things.[/QUOTE]I looked this up on google, and it says permanently closed. Any idea if this is accurate? Does anyone else know the next best place to exchange dollars for reais? No, I did not find a clear answer and I searched a bunch of different combinations of words related to money exchange. This website could benefit from a pinned FAQ mega post like what used to be on reddit.