Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Showdown;2955027]Jimmy Boy thanks for the correction regarding the site. For a non Portuguese reader the sites are a bit hard to understand even with Google translate. It would be nice if there was a site that was a little more straightforward to read like Rubmaps that had the address and a short review. I'd ideally like to have a day where I visited one after the other (I did this in Costa Rica years ago and enjoyed it) just to see more women even if for the massage only. I'll share with Rio newbies like myself what I learn as I navigate the site JimmyBoy mentioned and I will make a list of places with addresses.

I found this site with a list of brothels but I am not sure of its accuracy: https://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Rio_de_Janeiro/Brothels


Showdown.[/QUOTE]I think you're looking for something like WorldTravel69's maps.

Pernoite 400 mais uber Cherry Torn.

I had a prive girl over. In terms of Cost per Fuck per minute, it was actually less than in the centro prive, but it was better because she was over for 12 hours, and we had a great time watching our choice of porn (see a recent diary of a CEO podcast about porn as a positive when couples choose and watch it together). The actual fuck was only 20 minutes, half or a third of my actual fucking in centro prives. But we fucked twice at night, then she had menstruation in the morning. We had salmon from casuarina. Watched some kick boxing movie on Amazon prime. So that was 50 more for uber and another 300 for food.

When you're correcting misspellings of paulo from psulo you just need to get back to Brazil, men.

[QUOTE=Showdown;2955027]Jimmy Boy thanks for the correction regarding the site. For a non Portuguese reader the sites are a bit hard to understand even with Google translate. It would be nice if there was a site that was a little more straightforward to read like Rubmaps that had the address and a short review. I'd ideally like to have a day where I visited one after the other (I did this in Costa Rica years ago and enjoyed it) just to see more women even if for the massage only. I'll share with Rio newbies like myself what I learn as I navigate the site JimmyBoy mentioned and I will make a list of places with addresses.

I found this site with a list of brothels but I am not sure of its accuracy: https://www.wikisexguide.com/wiki/Rio_de_Janeiro/Brothels


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Went there last night just before midnight. 10 Real entrance fee. Dead. 8-9 women, Villa Mimosa quality. 5-6 customers. Stayed two minutes, paid the fee, and walled out. Not recommended.

Oddly enough I have taken advantage of places like this(I looked it up on Google maps and attached below). They tend to be cheap and the women will do anything you ask. I never want penetration in these places as you would be a fool to think health should not be a concern here. I tend to get them to do anything nasty involving C*m and a BJ. Jerk off on their face and ask them to eat it etc, get photos and videos etc. Blow and go. Reminds me of the cheap places in Chinatown in Bangkok where I used to do this for 500 baht.

Out of curiosity-are there any places that are open in the AM? In Bangkok you could go to a BJ bar(I dont remember the name) near Asok subway stop that opened at 930.

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[QUOTE=Showdown;2956669]Oddly enough I have taken advantage of places like this(I looked it up on Google maps and attached below). They tend to be cheap and the women will do anything you ask. I never want penetration in these places as you would be a fool to think health should not be a concern here. I tend to get them to do anything nasty involving C*m and a BJ. Jerk off on their face and ask them to eat it etc, get photos and videos etc. Blow and go. Reminds me of the cheap places in Chinatown in Bangkok where I used to do this for 500 baht.

Out of curiosity-are there any places that are open in the AM? In Bangkok you could go to a BJ bar(I dont remember the name) near Asok subway stop that opened at 930.

Showdown[/QUOTE]According to [URL]gparena.net[/URL], 30 minutes was Real 170 for 30 in the summer and according to gp-[URL]guia.net[/URL], it was 200 Real for 40 minutes, also in the summer. They have probably gone up a bit since then. 60 minutes is probably at least 270, maybe 300, Real.

All of the Centro prives should be open by 11 AM. Check [URL]gparena.net[/URL] and gp-[URL]guia.net[/URL] for names and locations.

Since Sunday night is dead in Centro, decided to kill some time by going to Villa MImosa. Got there about 10:30 PM. Deadest I have ever seen it. 8 or so bars closed, some apparently permanently, some bars with no women and / or customers. Counted about 35 women in the horseshoe and another 15 or so in the bars across the street, all of the quality you would expect there, and even fewer customers. Didn't know if it was because it was a Sunday night or it is dying. Mosaico was also dead: only saw 5 girls and fewer customers but it was early for Mosaico.

Tonight went to check out some of the cheaper bars in Centro around 8:30 PM. Started with 119 Rua Alfandega: 3 girls, all chunky, left. Went to 214 Rua Uruguaiana: 1 girl, left. Figured the other clubs would be just as dead so decided to see if Villa Mimosa was any better. It wasn't. Same as Sunday night, maybe 5 more girls in the horseshoe but almost no girls across the street. Maybe it is dying, or only alive on Fridays and Saturdays.

Does someone have a good list of escolas do samba with schedule? Like the best website or instagram link?

Jimmy Boy is one of our veteran mongers. If you have a chance to link up with him in centro RJ or Rio, you should both to get his wisdom and to lend some security in numbers, as he like many of us has been assaulted. Great navigator, as he is a technology whiz too.

Vagabundo hit a centro prive for callsign Noemie Bilas for a 51 minute fuck, which he reduced to the metric of 200 (cost per fuck and suck or CPF) / per minute (51) or less than 4 BRL or 80 lincoln pennies per minute of penis in bare negra vagina per fuck. CPF is cost per fuck. PM is per minute.

In terms of gear list, you should buy a microfiber towel at decathlon, which doubles as a sheet in cheap prives or VM. Attached is a photo with millions of little vagabundo spermatazoa, which have a fair market value of 1. 2 million swiss francs, a full ride at Lugano Federal you, which my grateful country has promised to all my children for watching my radio operator beheaded by a CH47 when we extracted the Pope from a hoarhouse on the shores of Lake Como back in 1953, after which Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo was medically retired to Brazil, after his death was faked by NATO, Interpol, and the filthy capitalist infidel American FBI. Selah.

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2956778]Since Sunday night is dead in Centro, decided to kill some time by going to Villa MImosa. Got there about 10:30 PM. Deadest I have ever seen it. 8 or so bars closed, some apparently permanently, some bars with no women and / or customers. Counted about 35 women in the horseshoe and another 15 or so in the bars across the street, all of the quality you would expect there, and even fewer customers. Didn't know if it was because it was a Sunday night or it is dying. Mosaico was also dead: only saw 5 girls and fewer customers but it was early for Mosaico.

Tonight went to check out some of the cheaper bars in Centro around 8:30 PM. Started with 119 Rua Alfandega: 3 girls, all chunky, left. Went to 214 Rua Uruguaiana: 1 girl, left. Figured the other clubs would be just as dead so decided to see if Villa Mimosa was any better. It wasn't. Same as Sunday night, maybe 5 more girls in the horseshoe but almost no girls across the street. Maybe it is dying, or only alive on Fridays and Saturdays.[/QUOTE]

Noemie Bilas 2 hours.

Vagabundo went to centro via BRT and Metro today from Recreio, and hit his top hoar, Noemie Bilas because she's a 23 year old negra who gives it bare for a tip of 20 to 50 BRL. After nearly 5 years of straight hoaring in Rio Vagabundo is all written -- but not fucked -- out. To entertain himself and his readers, Vagabundo witholds names of the actual providers who break various rules by doing it bare, but anyone who reads my material will know the details, including my former rank as a SWISS NAVY Lieutenant Commander, Retired, out of Lugano, Switzerland, where my sainted father, a Lieutenant Colonel repelled the dirty filthy Italians in the forty fifth battle of Lugano, and I carried on his proud tradition of secret service to his holiness, the Pope, going back a dozen centuries, even to the time of Augustine, who named a favela, and a great movie in Rio de Janeiro.

So, I ride Noemie Bilas for a solid 51 minutes in our first fuck of the day at 13 h30, for a cost per fuck of 200/51 or 3. 7 BRL per minute. She comes in, I tell her meio nove, she sits on my face, she deep throats my dick while I vibe her clit, I get hard, she hops on reverse cow girl, she rides for 10 to 15 minutes, seriously. She gets a little tired. This is cross training for muay thai. Men, Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo doesn't want to hear about any of this 5 minute fucks and you shoot your load into a condom. Speaking of which, about a half hour through the hour she starts to complain, next time, you will use a condom. To which I respond, well no baby, I am paying you. I do -- well my penis loves -- her dark, dark chocolate vagina, her round butt, her pretty face, which she doesn't let me kiss on the lips, although I am fine with kissing her vaginal lips, though she is sensitive there too, so I keep that bright pink vibe that Jimmy Boy 99 brought me, next to the IBM Thinkpad Carbon x1 refurbished generation 4 that Michael Samuel brought me (for 400 USD, so it is a device I could lose if a armed attacker stuck a gun in my face). On the thinkpad, I have made compilations of porn that the girls like, like Cherry Torn dominating Noemie Bilas from Kink dot com. While playing the videos to get me all excited I put on music. [URL]youtube.com[/URL], select fellipe Ret, and play radio. This is all you need to cross the language barrier, not to mention the blood brain barrier. She gets high on marijuana, which Vagabundo doesn't use anyore since he trains MMA, and she gets high on nicotine, which I tell her is not good for her health, she should train muay thai instead. Well, she is married, and she feels guilty about giving me her bare kunt, which I take like the vikings who were my forebears going back 5800 years to when my Jewish great great grandmother acted out all the lurid acts described in The Red Tent, which is great Playgirl Letters porn writing. Read it men, to be a better lover.

I take a break in the writing because my batttery is low. I am on my way home on the luxury bus from Av San Jose 35 to Recreio. It's a long ride so I don't wear my underwear so I can piss in the bottle even though it is a luxury bus, which costs 23 reais. 23 reais is like 4 whole minutes of sex, and like all good Spinozite Jews, Chaplain Vagabundo is addicted to negra buceta. More on that when I get home.

So, the second fuck of the day was at 18 h. It was probably a fuck too far, but still, I did fuck and suck for 51 minutes, as I started promptly at 18 h01. I wasn't fully hard for the whole 51 minutes, but she sucked like a champ on command, and that's what I was paying for. Key is hydration and exercise and sleep. Oh, did I mention I did not sleep but 2. 5 hours of REM sleep from like 07 h to maybe 09 h30, obsessed by the election in North America. Well, I live in the land of Marquez and Amado, South America, and while hot ass European gringa women of the age of 21 may be a little bit fo a reach for me, I can realistically probably get serious with a chick from South America, judging by my recent non pro success, which I don't really try for, and with total command of Felipe Ret / Porta dos Fundos / Tropa de elite portoguese. I really should learn some good solid portoguese, but selah, given my compensation from the vaults of gold below Lagoa Lugano, I have little motivation but to do the work which is my vocation, which is to say, to fuck cunts around Rio de Janeiro, the capital of the world, and its own planet.

Oh, I might mention that during my second hour of fucking, I did play a video of Brazilian pornstar, Elisa Sanches, to again, Felipe Ret on music dot youtube dot com. I suggest, men, that if you figure out the mfkn audio, your sex will go smoother. Also some deodorant and perfume, and feel free to call yourself Felipe Ret Bengala, which the women here -- at least the hoars -- will find to be funny as fuk.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2956992]Does someone have a good list of escolas do samba with schedule? Like the best website or instagram link?[/QUOTE][URL]https://liesa.globo.com/[/URL] and / or contact schools directly. Social media links on site.

Administrative Notes. Generic viagra pricing, best travel 'fuk you money' burner phone.

Vagabundo picked up some generic viagra at Rua Uruguiana 19, the receipt is attached. You can do the math on the cost per unit.

Like the joke about p for pounds in the equations for how much demolitions to use goes, p stands for plenty. Pop both generic Viagra and Cialis and pop a few pills. And hydrate,*sleep,*etc. Its Generic Viagra so just use plenty. Also Generic PReP is available at Pacheco pharmacias, just ask the clerk to give you the local discount with his own CPF. Another group member, a savvy veteran of the SWISS NAVY, reported that the local UPA will also give you bottles of PReP if you go in and convince them that you need it (ie, I fuck lots of hoars bare, etc, etc). So there is that. UPA is the free local health service, for example at Metro Botafogo.

Senor at ISG Lalabo is arriving 9 November. As the whatsapp group is getting close to 150 vagabundo tries to talk to most new members as 150 is a number for natural human networks of hunter gatherer tribes, like a rifle company (4 x 40 man platoon). Or a SEAL Team. (8 x 21 man platoon), or Marine Raider Team (8 x 14 man platoon with HQ team of 4). We few,*we*happy*few.

Vagabundo's aspiration, as far as is just to be a good leader / organizer for this 150 souls with dicks looking for pussy in Rio.

Oh yeah, my recommendation for phones is a used refurbished Google Pixel on Amazon for less than 200 USD, such as the Pixel 7 a, which Lalabo found for 119 USD (The good thing about a Pixel is that you can put on multiple users, each of which can have multiple whatsapps (whatsapp and whatsapp business). As we mongers often get blocked by the local girls, like callsign amber lynn (you know who we are talking about Senor Dreman), we often reconnect on a new whatsapp number which we get for like 15 reais at central metro station. These contacts often come in handy in our vocation of fucking as much pussy as possible and protecting his holiness in Rome from all his former South American concubines, and his various senor Rabbi buddies from their sex toy and religious relic distribution networks. Shalom.

The religious stuff does lose the attention of some readers, understandably, but the economics / military stuff does work, so Vagabundo will think on that as he writes in the future. The most valuable contributions to our literature of hoaring have come from local brazilian mongers who have a lessons learned report, and from organized writers like Sperto who published so many useful guides, many of which are still cited here as valuable, though, for example, Tigressa Tijuca is out of biz. I need to dig a Patrol Order format out of my toolkit, and from local hiking and event groups and use those too.

I will be in town for a short visit and would like to check out any other casas (I guess they are called Prives in Brazil). Not too keen on spa environment, I prefer safe and neat casa. I am familiar with the one on 4th floor at 583 ave nossa.

What are some other good ones in copacabana area with decent number of girls?

Secondly is the quality at MABs amateur (relatively) or are they mostly hardcore. Any idea what short time rates would be like?

Please share some recommendations Gmen.

Two hoars, 75 minutes, one load.

Vagabundo ubered into centro to his prive date with Cherry Torn at 18 h. When he arrived, Noemie Bilas came into view, and Vagabundo chose her, fucked her for an hour did not come and then had Cherry Torn come in for 20 minutes more of fucking after which he was tired, but her put on some porn with cariocas gangbanging each other and he finally jizzed in the pussy of a woman who looks like his mother, and then, Vagabundo thanked her for the therapy. I mean, seriously, is this some Freudian shit or what, like Julie Andrews come hiking down out of the Austrian Alps into Vienna and sits on Sigmund Freud's fat German bratwurst before she slices it off, like Asa Akira in Pure, Scene 8.

So Vagabundo paid 400 all in for that 70 minutes, one fuck.

In hour one, Vagabundo was playing some evil angel brazilian porno, and had Jimmy Boy's big, pink sex toy thanks again, I mean it was like 15 USD on amazon, which, actually is a sure fire way to make money, that is by importing electronics into Brazil. Most importantly, though, it is essential to fully charge the IBM Thinkpad x1 carbon generatiion four, which cost 400 USD on amazon, ie, a burner laptop. You see, about halfway through, I run out of batteries on the carbon thinkpad. I am in like 30 minutes of doggy style with 23 year old negra kunt squeezing my asian european 18 centimeters of braturst (fucking like that will add a centimeter), and her vaginal muscles are spasming because, again, that huge, pink vibe that looks like a microphone that jimmy Boy brought is better than my tongue on her sensitive little French (I am going to start using French for negra interchangably) clit. She hops around 5 minutes for 69. I am sweating like a pig. I come in there every day, so they have to put up with me. I am getting to the end of the hour and she is like, want to save a load for CHerry Torn? Yep.

I was short like 50,453 deltas of SPY in the vatican account yesterday, you know the side account we use to run the guns and money and lawyers, so it was literally just fuck you money.

I come home and I have anne amari over and we fuck for 5 minutes also cost 450, but she is going to clean. I am working on dating a hot little morena brazilian kickboxer. I am going to give up this life gents. So someday soon, this will be my last post. I will turn over the reigns to a new vagabundo.

Just kidding, I plan to do this for another 4556 years, with all the transfusions from the young Slavic Orthodox and French virgins, and sluts. We actually prefer sluts.

Since I don't have any idea how else I could contact the moderators, I decided to do it in this thread. I apologize inn advance.

I finally bought a full member subscription, but I still can't open pictures and other folders. Anyone have any idea how to move forward? I already sent 2 messages via "contact us" but still no response.