Moscow

[QUOTE=Pizdyets]One... the Central Asian hottie.. it's always great to see a girl that hot who's drinking beer [/QUOTE]
Very frequent in Uzbekistan. Girls there haven't been indoctrinated yet against beer. An anomaly in FSU.

In Tashkent, even in the most "in" clubs, it's very rare that a girl orders another thing than Baltika or vodka with juice on the side. Same for "in" cafes: it's inevitably draft beer.

Which is great.


PS : entertaining account Doc, thanks for sharing.

[QUOTE=Pizdyets]That said, you left out 3 notable events during our week-long orgy of drinking, dancing and general debauchery:

One... the Central Asian hottie (solid 9, great big cat eyes, ample tits, luxurious hair, long legs, defined calves and stylish to boot) sitting next to us at Che that first night. Remember her? Of course you do.

Two... there was a table full of hot girls towards the back of the main room, with an unlikely sponsor in the form of Pat "Wax On! Wax Off!" Morita. Okay, maybe it wasn't the shifu from Karate Kid, but the resemblance was uncanny.

Three... blind date with Moldavian girl. You never promised me anything except that she was your GF's podruga and she was from Moldova. So when I was on my way to the club, dressed to the nines, freshly showered, shaved and reaking of my best cologne, I was a bit disappointed to receive your SMSka "Your girl not so cute... Oops". [/QUOTE]Well yeah, I very much remember the:

1) Central Asian hottie, she was insanely hot. Tall with great figure, Asian skin and dark hair but a fairly Russian face, with a feline touch. I don't give 10s (yet), but she's a 9+, her bright and flirty aire was a heartbreaker... + the mad flaming mouth... a wild one. The hotness, and she did flirt with you. What is it with Russian girls who have their guys in tow flirting with other guys? Happens all of the time, getting coy looks from "taken" women. Not sure what was up with her, she was very cozy with that one guy but didnt kiss him, yet they left together at some point. Very high-end pro maybe? Or maybe just a flirt.

2) Didn't even notice that table really, somehow not my type...besides Pat Moriarti had that situation blocked, Kazakh bastard that he is.

3) The Moldovan padruga was ok cute but very bright and body solid. Doable for sure... she woulda put out on 2nd date. Both girls were charming and fun. The other guy has a crush on one of them and drives them around as a sort of chauffeur. Kinda sad.

Man, details are filtering in now... Karma Bar, Tunnel, Che, Hot Dog. Screwed that blonde 23rd lawyer from Omsk. Feeling up strippers at Aurora 911.

We tore up the dancefloor that last night at Che and I had a 12 o'clock meeting the next day and I was pretty goofy in the head, was really hitting on the manager chick I met, she gave me her phone number and wants to meet me at a Russian brewery near Kitai Gorod, some famous place. What was I thinking? Never called her.

One night in Hot Dog talking to that hot thin brunette. I was keen on that.

Other night at HD and the funny conversation with the ho that refused to admit I'd fucked her 3 years before until I started getting total recall and described her anatomy in detail and even touching her pussy through her dress, then she admitted it. She was with the taller blonde girl. Stupid chicks wanted 8000 rubles each, for 5000 each I woulda jumped it. Probably good thing we didn't because then in the afternoon I screwed the hot accountant. I fell in love with her when instead of wanting to go to a posh restaurant she wanted to get takeout pizza and beer. Hot and horny babe, beer + pizza = Каиф... she'd shaved herself bare, she'd come to get laid.

Moscow will suck you in sometimes.

[QUOTE=Doctor_Skank]The Moldovan padruga was ok cute but very bright and body solid. Doable for sure... she woulda put out on 2nd date. Both girls were charming and fun. The other guy has a crush on one of them and drives them around as a sort of chauffeur. Kinda sad.
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I'm guessing he was after your little cutie (yes, Doc had the hot one - no surprise there - and she couldn't keep her hands off of him.) Certainly he knew that you had fucked her senseless on numerous occassions already, right? On second thought, maybe he's the kinda perv into sloppy seconds. :)

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One night in Hot Dog talking to that hot thin brunette. I was keen on that.
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Yeah, sorry about that. You know I must be wasted if I agree to go to HD, and as I recall this time, it was even [b]my[/b] idea. Mea culpa. Need to remember: friends don't let friends go to HD, [i]especially[/i] after 7 super-mojitos.

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Other night at HD and the funny conversation with the ho that refused to admit I'd fucked her 3 years before until I started getting total recall and described her anatomy in detail and even touching her pussy through her dress, then she admitted it. She was with the taller blonde girl. Stupid chicks wanted 8000 rubles each, for 5000 each I woulda jumped it.
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Man, I don't remember the taller blonde girl at all, but I do remember your byvshaya blyad. Been tempted to take her home on a number of occassions but something always felt wrong. I guess I'm glad now that you told me that with her, it's no kissing, no DATY and minimal physical contact. Man, some of these girls are in the wrong line of work...

It's the summer doldrums in Moscow and the majority of the affluent populace is maximally distancing themselves from the city center - either by going on vacation or leaving for their dachas in the countryside. Combining that with the "kreesis", and you're left with a pretty dead club scene at the moment. On a recent Friday night, Doc and I were surprised to find only 50 people TOTAL in Karma Bar (normal would be 200-300), and half the guys looked like construction workers. It was so dismal, that I had the bright idea to do some [i]true[/i] bottom-trawling. Yes, that's right... the infamous Hungry Duck. Given that neither Skank nor I had been there in over 5 years, we couldn't even remember its location, except being near the Kuznetsky Most metro station. I thought I remember where it was located, but found that a cafe was there in its place. But talking with Solntsa Yada later, I think we may have been looking in the wrong place. Anyone been there lately? Is it open? If so, is the scene as disgusting and low-class as it was 5 years ago?

[QUOTE=Pizdyets]I'm guessing he was after your little cutie (yes, Doc had the hot one - no surprise there - and she couldn't keep her hands off of him.) Certainly he knew that you had fucked her senseless on numerous occassions already, right? [/QUOTE]I've been banging her silly for the last 3 or 4 years, I think she's still holding out for something serious. The chaffeur was into her for sure, she told me so much and also told me its not her fault if he wants to drive them around. Classic tool, really don't understand his logic. Maybe he is hoping to get points for resilience. I think the chaffeur musta noticed us making out on the dance floor or perhaps he noticed me fondling her while she was sitting on my lap across the table from him. :) In any case, she's kinda sliding down the roster though, as the last 3 times we met: no sex. She's always had an excuse, but I let her know homie don't play that. She's good company and incredibly sweet though, besides being a hardworker in bed. The 5th wheel, despite his incompetence was kind of a buzzkill though.[QUOTE=Pizdyets]...but I do remember your byvshaya blyad. Been tempted to take her home on a number of occassions but something always felt wrong. I guess I'm glad now that you told me that with her, it's no kissing, no DATY and minimal physical contact. Man, some of these girls are in the wrong line of work...[/QUOTE]Details are coming back about her.

No DATY or BBBJ, but she did do lots of kissing. Remember she told me she'd fuck me for free if I took her out for dinner? Never took her up on that offer and when we were at HD I asked her if the offer was still good. She didn't think that was too funny.

[QUOTE=Pizdyets]Combining that with the "kreesis", and you're left with a pretty dead club scene at the moment. On a recent Friday night, Doc and I were surprised to find only 50 people TOTAL in Karma Bar (normal would be 200-300), and half the guys looked like construction workers. [/QUOTE]Summers are always slow, but that is the deadest I've seen Karma maybe ever. Shame too, they played good music and there were some possibilities.[QUOTE=Pizdyets]It was so dismal, that I had the bright idea to do some [i]true[/i] bottom-trawling. Yes, that's right... the infamous Hungry Duck. Given that neither Skank nor I had been there in over 5 years, we couldn't even remember its location, except being near the Kuznetsky Most metro station. I thought I remember where it was located, but found that a cafe was there in its place. But talking with Solntsa Yada later, I think we may have been looking in the wrong place. Anyone been there lately? Is it open? If so, is the scene as disgusting and low-class as it was 5 years ago?[/QUOTE]I think someone has to bite the bullet and that's our shocktrooper Solntsa Yada. You can mop up afterwards. :)

[quote=pizdyets] it was so dismal, that i had the bright idea to do some [i]true[/i] bottom-trawling. yes, that's right... the infamous hungry duck. given that neither skank nor i had been there in over 5 years, we couldn't even remember its location, except being near the kuznetsky most metro station. i thought i remember where it was located, but found that a cafe was there in its place. but talking with solntsa yada later, i think we may have been looking in the wrong place. anyone been there lately? is it open? if so, is the scene as disgusting and low-class as it was 5 years ago?[/quote]

pizdyets, i was in the venerable hungry duck since then, but still two years ago. and it was a tuesday night, so perhaps not at its most vibrant....

[quote=gentleman travel] i arrived on halloween, so i was hopeful there would be some action in the city, despite it being a tuesday night. having noted the dearth of reports about the hungry duck, i decided to take one for the team and visit that venerable establishment, because i heard the tuesday nights they let the dyevs in for two hours of free drinks before unleashing the men on them. so i rolled into the duck at about midnight. i don’t know if they had done the “drinks for dyevs” thing or not, but it was pretty quiet when i got there. i was vastly over-dressed and felt quite out of place. a few dozen people rep001tered around, most of them women, but not much action. there were a couple of good looking girls, but the others were pretty pathetic. still, several were up on the bar dancing, trying to work themselves up to a state of excitement and it looked like if i stayed long enough eventually some of them would do something interesting. i was approached by one girl who clearly wanted to party, but i did not travel 5000 miles to party with ugly girls. then her friend came over, who was a slightly better looking blonde and at least spoke a few words of english, and she wanted to dance and drink also. i suppose i should have bought them drinks and seen what depraved things they would do, but i was afraid the ugly one might take off her clothes and i did not want to start my moscow sojourn on a low note. so after brushing them off, i hung around for a while, then headed for the street, only to be assaulted by the same two girls outside – my last chance for ugly, drunken dyevs from the hungry duck! i passed.[/quote]
so yes, it was as disgusting and low-class as you remember. perhaps even more so!

on that basis alone i would be willing to give it another try, being better
prepared, more appropriately dressed and more open-minded this time.

but i await your more expert and updated opinion!

I went to hungry duck a year ago. Didn't like it very much. Crowded with lots of men and ugly girls, no crazy atmosphere...But yes, it was opened.

[QUOTE=Doctor_Skank]I think someone has to bite the bullet and that's our shocktrooper Solntsa Yada. You can mop up afterwards. :)[/QUOTE]

I'll second the motion! Seriously, last time I was at Hungry Duck was over 6 years ago. I remember it being hot, sticky, crowded and... moist. There were several foul, topless dyevs dancing on the bar and the bartenders were keeping them well lubricated with soda water. With my back to the bar, checking out the riffraff crowd, I felt what seemed like a water balloon land on my head. I turned around to see rolls of dripping flesh topped by some of the saggiest tits I'd seen this side of Tijuana. Worse, the dyev was reaching down to me, open-mouthed, looking for a make-out session. Quickly side stepping, I motioned for the bartender to come over.

"Kakoe pivo u vas?" (What kind of beer do you have?)

"Kakaya raznitsa?" (What difference does it make?)

as he pulled a decidedly non-breakable plastic cup out and filled it from the tap (which turned out to be 3 Bears - far from an elite brand even by Russian standards).

Okay, maybe it was best that we didn't manage to find it.

Just arrived in Moscow Monday and with some suggestions from forum members, found a great apartment near Tverskaya / Pushkinskaya metro. Great because it has alot of providers nearby on the [url]www.rusdosug.com[/url] map, Night Flight is literally in my neighbouring building, Aurora 911 is about a 15 minute walk, and Fantasys is nearby as well. Got picked up at the airport by a local girl I met online and spent the day with her being a tourist and trying to build some sexual tension. Kiss her goodnight and send her home around midnight. I was hoping for sex but hey, it's only the first meeting. Decided to head to Aurora 911 for it's rave reviews on the board and it was great!

Aurora 911, starting about 1am on a Monday night. If you often find your self wanting to stare at, grope, and fuck all the thin young tarts in high heels and short skirts that you find on the street in Moscow then Aurora is right for you! Located just around the corner from 18 Petrovka street, their website is [url]www.911club.ru[/url]. The site (from what I can read) only gives the addresses and phone number of their other clubs though (not Aurora) and just mentions that Aurora is the new club. Entrance was 800, whiskey and coke was ~450 (never did get any change back from the 500 notes). The club had about 20 dancers and 15 customers when I went. The lovely waitresses were all topless as well of course. Great quality of girls if you like thin bodies and average to small tits. Staff does speak some english and the "girls services" menu is multi-lingual as well. Cheapest thing on the menu is 1000 for a 3 to 4 minute dance with a girl in a private room. You give the girl the money first then she takes it to the house, arranges the room, and comes back to get you. After doing this a few times my thought is that it is a waste of money. About the only thing I got from the private room that I didn't get from the dances at my chair were to finger the girl a bit. The best deal of all in Aurora is the dances at your chair. The girls will either come by and ask if they can dance for you, or you can waive one over. You'll get some bump and grind from a naked girl while you sit and can pretty much touch her wherever you want. There is no defined price but a tip from 100 to 300 seems about right (or is it too much?). Personally I loved this and outside of American strip clubs is the cheapest way I have found to get a wide variety of full naked trim up in your face. The club certainly knows how to put on a performance and every 30 to 60 minutes there would be a special dance with all the girls or whatever. Twice in the night they had all 20 of them up on the strip pole stage, all fully naked, dancing and twisting. I think it was about 20 anyway, I got distracted every time I started to count. Outside of a German FKK, I've never seen this many naked young candies once. FANTASTIC. Also, some of the dancers there REALLY know how to work the pole. Eventually I had lap dance tested enough of the girls and decided on what I wanted to screw. I paid the 10,000 and we went to a private room for an hour. Room was nice, clean, and the bed was comfortable and high quality (as opposed to the thin, uncomfortable matresses I sometimes find in salons). BBBJ and DFK. Great sex all around and enthusiastic girl. Mirrored ceiling also a nice touch. Went back to the main area and had a few more drinks and lap dances. By the time I left around 5am, there was only about 3 guys left but the club/girls managed to keep the tempo up so it didn't feel completely dead.

Aurora is a little expensive but for me it is well worth it as you can do alot of looking and touching first to decide what you want. It's all about selection!

There is an ATM machine inside the club and they also exchange dollars for rubles ($1 = 30r).

Day two:
Local online girl from day one shows up at the apartment around noon and is carrying a little shopping bag with an extra set of clothes. A good sign that she has contemplated the idea of spending the night. Out we go for some touristy stuff. I wasted alot of time with some girls in Petersburg that never turned in to sex and I mentally decide that tonight is the night or it's time to cut losses. She does make a great tour guide but after awhile is a little whiny and starts to grate on my nerves. Why do I always end up doing these 8 hour days with girls? Eventually we get back to the apartment and at this point I'm indifferent between choking her and screwing her. Well, let's try screw first and if that doesn't work there is always the other option! We start making out and I get her bra half off and am sucking on some very nice firm tits but every few minutes she breaks it off and fiddles with the tv or her russian-english dictionary. She even puts her bra back on. Now I'm thinking it's a lost cause and I'll just wait twenty minutes or so, send her home, then head back out to Aurora. Then I remember a wise story from this very forum about letting her get drunk enough to do what she really wants to do anyway. Ask her if she wants a drink, she does. Pour her one and before it's finished (and she can't possibly be drunk) I'm rubbing her pussy and she's got her hands down my pants. Maybe she just needed the alcohol excuse? 95% of the previous drama (I really hate that start/stop making out stuff) that made me want to choke her instantly disappears and it is all passion and playfullness. We spend the next four hours shagging like mad and her pussy gets a good workout that it seems like it has not had in a long time. I really like when her english dirty talk devolves in to brief russian gasps. "Oh moi malchik....da..da..da..da.." Actually this girl was a bit of a suprise. She doesn't dress extremely sexy. No high heels or mini skirts or other clothes that would turn your head on the street. From looking at her dressed I could tell she would at least look decent naked. But wow, naked she was a a sex bomb. 26 but looked 21. Smooth skin without cellulite, cute little ass, firm breasts, smooth clean pussy, tight stomach. Minus the face (hey, it's not that bad, just not perfect) she would fit in fine at Aurora. I knew that change of clothes she brought was a good sign, just had to wade through some bullshit first.

Day three:
Morning sex, tourism (dead Lenin!), afternoon sex, tourism (Gorky park is lame but good for a date), night sex (you have to walk a bit but there are a few all night Pharmacies on Tverskaya if you need late night supplies).

Day four:
Thank god she has to work today so I can have some time alone until later. Honestly I can't keep up with her and I'm too tired to even think about fucking someone else :(

About the girl:
I'm always interested in how the other forum members are hooking up and with who so... In general I talk to a wide variety (in terms of location) of girls online on a regular basis with no specific plans to be in their location. If things click well enough I'll go to meet them but sometimes things just simmer with casual contact until a happy coincidence occurs. With this girl she wasn't living in Moscow when we started to write and we sent each other quick notes once or twice a month for about the past year. Well, now she lives in Moscow and I was going to be in SpB so why not give it a shot. I gave her a small stuffed animal to say thanks for picking me up at the airport, haven't given any other gifts. I pay when we go out but we don't go any place I wouldn't go on my own anyway.

I know well what is possible for the guys that live here and the ones that visit a few times but what can reasonably be expected for a guy making a single trip?

Is it reasonable to meet a girl on the street/club and get a second or third date fuck?
Is it reasonable to meet a girl online (while you are here, without any talking beforehand) and get the same?

General techniques (does it involve gift giving, fancy dinners, etc...) for quick closure?

I'm still up for some drinking, womanizing, and bullshitting if anyone else is in town.

By the way the exchange rate in the booths should be around 31.1

In Moscow there is night supply of all you can imagine even supermakets open at 3 a.m. On Tverskaya the former Gastronom n° 1 (I still speak soviet not Russian) is open 24/24 365/365.... and you can fin all you need for eating, pobably one of the best 10 grocieries in the world.

For 10.000 RUR you can get a teen in your bed doing all that imaginable and even more! Not some moment in a Private Room in a Lap Dance place... :(

And for 10.000 in a hour or so you can get a 18.... nearly virgin... :eek:

Where hell have you been?

IT

PS in three meetings you can nail every Russian girl avaliable... if you are enough polite! But on [url]www.mamba.ru[/url] you can chat and nail direclty even for free, just paying dinner etc...

Fast closing: be polite and elegant and always have tie like a real bu$$ine$ man (!!!) they look at the wallet so keep it safe! :eek:

[QUOTE=Unirii]I know well what is possible for the guys that live here and the ones that visit a few times but what can reasonably be expected for a guy making a single trip?

Is it reasonable to meet a girl on the street/club and get a second or third date fuck?
Is it reasonable to meet a girl online (while you are here, without any talking beforehand) and get the same?

General techniques (does it involve gift giving, fancy dinners, etc...) for quick closure?

I'm still up for some drinking, womanizing, and bullshitting if anyone else is in town.[/QUOTE]

The things you find while surfing the internet...

It seems the American Chamber of Commerce in Russia is hosting a 4th of July celebration this Saturday in Moscow. Info can be found at this website: [url]http://amcham.ru/independence/index.html[/url].

If the weather co-operates, it might be interesting. There might even be a few dyeffki, looking for someone to help them practice their English. :)

Ouch.... Mmmm...nope, never been to Moscow before! Yes I know the exchange rate in the booths is better but not by much when you take in to account comission and the pain of going to the booth in the first place which may not be open when you want it. Just mentioning that if you don't have the rubles on you (shitty daily withdrawl limits), Aurora will take green as well.

And of course the 10k is too much for an hour. What you're paying for is the ability to see all the girls nekkid before hand, test them out with a lap dance, and have a good idea of what the session will be like. Time is more valuable than money and I'd rather pay more knowing that I will have a good experience than hit and miss of random girl in salon or online. Aurora was a fantastic experience!

But.... if you can recommend some outstanding young teens that like to please, I'd be happy to support them :)

[QUOTE=It Travel]By the way the exchange rate in the booths should be around 31.1

In Moscow there is night supply of all you can imagine even supermakets open at 3 a.m. On Tverskaya the former Gastronom n° 1 (I still speak soviet not Russian) is open 24/24 365/365.... and you can fin all you need for eating, pobably one of the best 10 grocieries in the world.

For 10.000 RUR you can get a teen in your bed doing all that imaginable and even more! Not some moment in a Private Room in a Lap Dance place... :(

And for 10.000 in a hour or so you can get a 18.... nearly virgin... :eek:

Where hell have you been?

IT

PS in three meetings you can nail every Russian girl avaliable... if you are enough polite! But on [url]www.mamba.ru[/url] you can chat and nail direclty even for free, just paying dinner etc...

Fast closing: be polite and elegant and always have tie like a real bu$$ine$ man (!!!) they look at the wallet so keep it safe! :eek:[/QUOTE]

Dear Unirii,

first in the booths there is no commission at all... There is no pain, there are booths every where! Open 24/24. Yes there are ATM limits similar to your standard in EU usually around 250 € a day.

I'm not interested in looking at naked girls, I'm interested in fucking a nice teen! Might be the difference... looking is not my business...

Of course Time is Time (T not t) do your work before!!!! There are at least 100 outstanding places in Moscow, but at least you have to wear tie, and go there speaking some Russian... ;) :D

Your nick is really strange... from the place in Bucharest???

Just my two cents

IT

[QUOTE=Unirii]Ouch.... Mmmm...nope, never been to Moscow before! Yes I know the exchange rate in the booths is better but not by much when you take in to account comission and the pain of going to the booth in the first place which may not be open when you want it. Just mentioning that if you don't have the rubles on you (shitty daily withdrawl limits), Aurora will take green as well.

And of course the 10k is too much for an hour. What you're paying for is the ability to see all the girls nekkid before hand, test them out with a lap dance, and have a good idea of what the session will be like. Time is more valuable than money and I'd rather pay more knowing that I will have a good experience than hit and miss of random girl in salon or online. Aurora was a fantastic experience!

But.... if you can recommend some outstanding young teens that like to please, I'd be happy to support them :)[/QUOTE]