Paperone Pizza. A very tiny place but man they make a mean pizza.
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Paperone Pizza. A very tiny place but man they make a mean pizza.
I am back from Rio, tomorrow G20 !!! all around Santos Dumont will be closed, last Friday many militars in heavy vehicule around Botafogo and Santos Dumont, It is like a war
[QUOTE=GoFourIt;2961599]Is there anyone in Rio and / or So Paulo that offers a guide service to help someone quickly get up and running in the mongering scene? I did a search, but didn't find anything.[/QUOTE]Unlike Bogota where a well-known individual is offering his guide services for a fee, I've never met or heard about members charging money for helping newbies in Rio (thank heaven). I suggest you try and find a way to pay for your membership, then DM Sr. Vagabundo. Who knows, he might just show you around for free, LOL.
Well. Here is a protip.
[URL]https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yAk7BkGl2Jw&si=kTNUKHZLjLbsjCZG[/URL]
Play the entire album. Download it. Play it. Whenever you fuck a Brazilian hoar, and they are all hoars.
I stumbled upon this awesomely good fish place:
Restaurante Caranguejo.
Are. Barata Ribeiro, 771.
Just near Cantagalo metro. It's very famous and a nice change to the suburban or "beige" Barra district. Mongers should also note Sao Cornado metro has a few nice places around it, but it's name is a bit misleading is it is a long way from the real Sao Cornado / Joa area which by the way is dotted with discreet militar as the G20 big wigs hang out away from the crowds. I got stopped heading home with a road block or two, but it worked out, my giggling pair of women in the car explaining we lived there, lots of smiles and winking all round. What a lucky boy I am. After a great fish dinner with the girls, double BJ, then being rimmed and testicles fondled by girl A as I had the legs of girl be over my shoulders and blew a huge load after an hour of teasing and swapping, went to sleep with two girls in my arms and cuddles. Wake up, coffee arrives, girls get some grapefruit moisturizer and start a 4 hand groin massage, blew all over their tits as they laughed at how helpless I am with such feminine charms and beauty of perky tits and gorgeous skin.
Apparently there is a run on high end hookers and hotels in Ipanema and Leblon caused by the G20 wanting to experience the passionate experience Rio girls offer. They need it. War can be prevented with some pretty girls, good food and drink and the laid back vibe of Rio. Cristo Redentor sees all, understands male sexual urges, smiles upon mongers and forgives all, even Vagabundo and his reaming out of tight, bare teen negra pussy, as we have all done and is lots of fun.
Last Thursday I met up with a monger visiting town, but headed home early from the slums of 4 x4 via the metro to Cantagalo where I met up with my harem for a dinner and some mind blowing sex after that in 600 thread count cotton sheets under a mosquito net with scented candles, two girls driving me wild! I'm getting too picky for the smoke and high mileage / pressure types and rushed experiences. Though there was a very young looking raven haired waif type that sorely tempted me. But there is nothing like a pair of girls who know and like each other, know what turns me on, doing full on lesbian stuff I get to join in, like fucking her in the ass as she goes down on her friend, double BJ's, etc and anything else. I especially like the thigh high fishnets, **** ware and chemise I dress them in, the slow reveal and sexy looks.
Some intel: in the back streets of Recreios good lobsters and shrimp can be had for R70 a kg, some lime dressing and BBQ to cook them in their shells makes for a great and cost effective meal by the poolside, but Restaurante Caranguejo also does fine job, about R200 a person for a really, really good mean with good vino.
Life is good. Cristo Redentor blesses our antics and has arms outstretched to visiting mongers, or at least that's my interpretation.
I stumbled upon this awesomely good fish place:
Restaurante Caranguejo.
Are. Barata Ribeiro, 771.
Just near Cantagalo metro. It's very famous and a nice change to the suburban or "beige" Barra district. Mongers should also note Sao Cornado metro has a few nice places around it, but it's name is a bit misleading is it is a long way from the real Sao Cornado / Joa area which by the way is dotted with discreet militar as the G20 big wigs hang out away from the crowds. I got stopped heading home with a road block or two, but it worked out, my giggling pair of women in the car explaining we lived there, lots of smiles and winking all round. What a lucky boy I am. After a great fish dinner with the girls, double BJ, then being rimmed and testicles fondled by girl A as I had the legs of girl be over my shoulders and blew a huge load after an hour of teasing and swapping, went to sleep with two girls in my arms and cuddles. Wake up, coffee arrives, girls get some grapefruit moisturizer and start a 4 hand groin massage, blew all over their tits as they laughed at how helpless I am with such feminine charms and beauty of perky tits and gorgeous skin.
Apparently there is a run on high end hookers and hotels in Ipanema and Leblon caused by the G20 wanting to experience the passionate experience Rio girls offer. They need it. War can be prevented with some pretty girls, good food and drink and the laid back vibe of Rio. Cristo Redentor sees all, understands male sexual urges, smiles upon mongers and forgives all, even Vagabundo and his reaming out of tight, bare teen negra pussy, as we have all done and is lots of fun.
Last Thursday I met up with a monger visiting town, but headed home early from the slums of 4 x4 via the metro to Cantagalo where I met up with my harem for a dinner and some mind blowing sex after that in 600 thread count cotton sheets under a mosquito net with scented candles, two girls driving me wild! I'm getting too picky for the smoke and high mileage / pressure types and rushed experiences. Though there was a very young looking raven haired waif type that sorely tempted me. But there is nothing like a pair of girls who know and like each other, know what turns me on, doing full on lesbian stuff I get to join in, like fucking her in the ass as she goes down on her friend, double BJ's, etc and anything else. I especially like the thigh high fishnets, * ware and chemise I dress them in, the slow reveal and sexy looks.
Some intel: in the back streets of Recreios good lobsters and shrimp can be had for R70 a kg, some lime dressing and BBQ to cook them in their shells makes for a great and cost effective meal by the poolside, but Restaurante Caranguejo also does fine job, about R200 a person for a really, really good mean with good vino.
Life is good. Cristo Redentor blesses our antics and has arms outstretched to visiting mongers, or at least that's my interpretation.
What a fabulous picture this report paints in my mind. Sounds like absolute heaven from start to finish. Not jealous, just delighted for the lads who enjoy living their best life in Rio. I'll have to start working on a reason to return to Rio on my own. A 5 night stay watching a couple of football matches seems to be my best option, as my wife hates soccer. Roll on the 25/26 season!
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2957211] gives it bare [/QUOTE]Why'all are probably on PREP, which is wise, but what other medical precautions do you all take?
I am coming in on DEC 12th for 12 days right before the holidays. Anyone have details on what nights at 4 x 4 are best? From what I remember Tuesdays and Thursdays they often have theme / party nights and the Whiskeria is bouncing. Someone said they are open on Saturdays now? Looking for any new intel you can share.
Such a messy last 10 days. Proclamao the Repblica on Friday the 15th then G20 on the 18th-19th making for a 4 day long weekend and lots of disruption as horny (but respectable) G20 types enjoying the cheap currency (5. 7:1 USD) to purchase beautiful Brazil women for serious sucking and fucking they are deprived of. Hopefully Joe Biden saw some action. We need peace.
The high end call calls were run off their feet meeting demand and whisked around in diplomatic cars. I'll bet several state leaders engaged in international diplomacy with Rio's women and blew a load in Rio as sign of good faith. May it calm them down and foster peace, smiles and good sex for all. You would think Putin would be chill with all the drop dead gorgeous Siberian hotties who are experts in male anatomy and pleasure, probably trained by KGB sex experts with classified methods to turn men into putty. But I think the Rio girls do that just as well or even better. I'm getting 2-3 mind blowing sex session daily, almost a bit too much, the "nutted out" thing as prolactin build up and knowing its "on tap" reduces the novelty. However, there is plenty of variety and other stuff to do, it's a whole lifestyle package.
Cristo redento has clearly blessed mongers and Rio and the biblical levels of sexual enjoyment, beaches and friendly smiles and life this place has on offer. As distinct to the grim faced hamsters in the USA that is rapidly becoming a failed state in happiness and opportunity.
I do also get some of my girls, like Nina Deponca, tested. I get tested regularly.
[QUOTE=Agpov;2962437]Why'all are probably on PREP, which is wise, but what other medical precautions do you all take?[/QUOTE]
The Week in Baseball.
Last Saturday, Anne Amari did a pernoite x2 for 300 r each night. I guess I really decided I loved or at least liked her when I realized that she took the bus to come see me, as the 315 bus from her zona norte 'hood goes through some sketchy areas. She needed rent, which is 700 r for her, and I gave her 500 on Saturday even though she had only stayed one night, as these cariocas have a habit of taking off as soon as you give them the money because of some excuse like her brother is dying, which he did a week ago, life is nasty brutish and short but beautiful here in Rio. We fucked twice on Saturday, and in all positions and for longer than 10 minutes which is movement in the right direction. I was paying her 200 r a night for like 4 nights in a row in 2021/22 when we first met.
Selah.
Well, Tuesday Ann Amari came over again to hike pontal. We met at hiking group of white gringos speaking English on the beach. Instantly Anne amari a negra carioca who speaks no English felt left out, and I went for a short swim, having passed my Muay Thai exam on Sunday, so I did not smoke or drink in the previous week leading up to my muay thai exam. As always, Carioca Ann Amari arrived just in time, like the time was 10 h to meet for the hike, and she arrives at 9 h45, so we buy some stuff for her at the condo dispensary, and then we uber to the praia macumba, and OMFG do I hate that all these local cariocas are late late late always, except for certain groups, like the Macumba Universidae Voodoo (MUV-Rio) where I train Muay thai, since I trained to be a Voodoo priest from the age of 4 including 4 classes in Voodoo at the Voodoo universities and colegios of Switzerland at Lugano. I digress, and I am writing my comedy routine because.
After ann amari and I fucked on Tuesday for which I paid her 200 plus some uber money (big money for them, and the disparity in wealth is what makes we rich world people rich here even if we are poor back in Lugano.), I went to a comedy show in Copa at beco do garaffas, which was cool. 40 r was the cover. I picked up a Barra Volei friend at Vogue square, and English speaking woman who, thanks be to my greater power, has money for uber (speaks English, and has no interest in learning porto. But we picked up a hiking buddy, izabreezy bukowski, I shall call her, a 30 year old carioca fake advogado (she says she is a lawyer of some sort), and who wants to make tarantino movies with me, and has good weed, so she is totally cool. So we go to the comedy bar, we watch some so so comedy, by far the funniest comedian in the house was vagabundo who started the show by declaring, eu sou Felipe ret bengala, which got laughs from the 3 cariocas in the room, but not all the english speaking audience, including the stuck up paulistana host, who left my group to which I posted the classic comedy clip, sobremesa. Well fuck them if they can't take a joke.
[URL]https://youtu.be/6EYmKAs7mzc?si=tpscSbiwym2K8tXZ[/URL]
This is sobremesa, and I have done this exact clip with Nina deponca on the famous lapa steps. By the way, I also get her tested as she is a friend.
Other good porta dos fundos episodes include.
[URL]https://youtu.be/y2mccgB3XIk?si=1MOVwBhMHP9bEIzK[/URL]
Which is how to dress in rio: tenis shoes, dudalina shirt, bermudas with pockets, and a concealed carry weapon.
And.
[URL]https://youtu.be/JQOWU1snUlM?si=88ZwTESs0dIG-iQA[/URL]
Jesus Communist. Funny as fuck, and appropo of our global situation. Especially the last bit about the hookers.
OK, so finally Thursday, Vagabundo goes out with a wingman from ISG (thanks for the battery for my wi fi router to Senor Nounce's buddy). OK, so we hit 583 in Copa, go to 206,301, 401, ie, eden spa. I find a girl that I was doing at MV30 bare, but I tried to schedule with her later in the afternoon, lesson is always be ready to fuck right there. Ie, to hydrate, and be all ready with lube. My whole comedy routine which is funny as fuck is that I am felipe ret bengala a male prostitute, usually women pay me 500 r but I will give you a discount, 300 r, com camisinha. Sem camisinha 1000 r, para gozar, mais 200 r, etc, just turn the whole usual hooker experience in Rio around right in the face of the audience, and to do it in English as a Portuguese por estrangeiros.
What can I say, I am a genius.
I go to centro, later that Thursday. My wingman is a good dude, a fellow Hebrew, but here are some tips as a wingman. Learn Portuguese, don't smoke, and don't ask for instant translations of Portuguese to English on the spot while vagabundo is trying to show a new girl we both just met blood tests and to ask for BBFS. We go to one prive, and regular girls like noemie bilas are saying only 40 minutes when we do the apresentacao together, we go to another and kira noir who vagabundo has been barebacking for a year says no bareback today when we do the apresentacao together with a wingman who speaks no porto and asks for instant translation help, so finally vagabundo does a test in rb156, where we hit 3320 (dudas) 2235 (onix), and 1439 (klass, where no one answered, you have to make an appointment). When vagabundo asked for apresntacao separado, he instantly found a 18 year old who said yes to bareback, but not today, tomorrow, as she has to get on some kind of med, but I got her number. The lesson is you need to learn enough porto to do your own interview, and I mean talk and reply NOT looking at your mfkn android or iphone with translation software, which might be OK, but really, is not. I mean, now I can see why some people need a guide, and I might be willing to do that, but. Well, I will leave it at that. After almost 5 years of living here, Vagabundo is really more of a carioca than a swiss rich world white dude.
So Thursday, Vagabundo made an appointment with noemie bilas (again, join the whatsapp group by sending me or jimmyboy or nounce a PM for the identities of some of these girls whose identities I protect here because they bareback). I schedule for an hour. I only fuck for 20 minutes. I pay her 180+100 tip so 280/20 CPFPM (Cost per fuck per minute). Usually in that prive I have been fucking for 50 or even 60 minutes out of the hour with these girls as I view it as a cross training with muay thai. Noemie Bilas does give me a good massage, which I need to loosen up as I go to Muay Thai later, my huge load of 2 days of jism spilled neatly over her negra calf and leg. She hates me as she has fucked 6 men before me, which is why she asked for a 40 minute session. It was G20 and the negra holiday quarta, so the balls of carioca men were full of pent up sperm while biden was wandering around missing photos but rio was the safest place to be in a nuclear threatening war world as both biden and xi were sleeping in zona sul, again, some details of where were passed from the zap group members from the lips of uber drivers to we few, we happy few.
Shabbat shalom.
I've seen a couple of posts lately regarding places to eat. Anyone have a list of places to eat in Rio that are recommended? Something formal for Christmas and some casual places. Casual would be pizza, beef (burgers) etc. I have read that a place called Gringos is pretty good [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/BiwAoCngGfuHAm3dA[/URL].
Showdown.
[QUOTE=Showdown;2963296]I've seen a couple of posts lately regarding places to eat. Anyone have a list of places to eat in Rio that are recommended? Something formal for Christmas and some casual places. Casual would be pizza, beef (burgers) etc. I have read that a place called Gringos is pretty good [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/BiwAoCngGfuHAm3dA[/URL].
Showdown.[/QUOTE]Casual, look for 'por kilo' places, example: [URL]https://siqueiragrill.com.br/[/URL].
Formal:
[URL]https://guide.michelin.com/ca/en/rio-de-janeiro-region/rio-de-janeiro/restaurant/oteque[/URL]
[URL]https://guide.michelin.com/ca/en/rio-de-janeiro-region/rio-de-janeiro/restaurant/lasai[/URL]
[QUOTE=Showdown;2963296]I've seen a couple of posts lately regarding places to eat. Anyone have a list of places to eat in Rio that are recommended? Something formal for Christmas and some casual places. Casual would be pizza, beef (burgers) etc. I have read that a place called Gringos is pretty good [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/BiwAoCngGfuHAm3dA[/URL].
Showdown.[/QUOTE]I don't know about specific recommendations but there is a forum page "Brazilian Gastronomy".
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4379-Brazilian-Gastronomy[/URL]
[B]Everyone should add food suggestions/recommendations to that page as a source of food options. [/B]
This is from my latest update of Bubba Boys guide. For the full guide join our WhatsApp group, message me, nounce or jimmyboy.
Best Food / Sex Combinations in Rio.
1. Recreio: Casuarino + Paris Cafe. Paris is the best terma in Rio as it goes back and forth with Perola for talent. Casuarina is the best tier 1 spot to eat. It is at Posto 10 in Barra.
Casuarina.
Av. Lúcio Costa, 16410 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.
Paris Cafe.
Av das Americas 15105 - Recreio dos Bandeirantes, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22795-008.
[URL]https://www.recreioterapias.com.br/[/URL]
Avenida Alfredo Balthazar the Silveira 1827.
1. 2 Metro Jardim Oceanico: Na brasa Colombia, Olegario Maciel / Perola Negra in Barra, Posto 1. (Na Brasa Colombia is also in Botafogo, Copa, Recreio).
Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400, Barra, Posto 1.
Na Brasa Colombia, Barra, Olegario Maciel 7 (closest terma, and best IMHO for all Rio, is Perola Negra, Ave de Pepe 400).
[URL]https://nabrasacolumbia.com.br/barra/[/URL]
You can expect to pay $250 all in. $160 for salmao na brasa, or my favorite, filet de peixe bel munier, for enough to serve 2. Again, I recommend the limonade suisse. The salada caprese is excellent. Everything is good. Locations all over Rio, including Botafogo, Copa, Recreio. Botafogo is the original, and it is located at the top of the social economic food chain (Exec Talent will hate me for saying that). Again, that's $50 US Dollars, which is not all that much in the rich world, $250 reais is a few fucks in Rio, so it is valuable consideration.
OK, all that said, what it is harder to get in those rich world venues you mention like LA or NYC is cheap, good, super hot Carioca pussy. That's the point. The top tier food and top tier hoar combination goes a long, long way towards being about all that a man wants in life -- the 6 s's -- shit, shower, shave, supper, sex, sleep.
2. Metro Uruguiana: Prive Darkroom / Centro Termas / Cais do Oriente, (close to 4 x 4 too, excellent food).
Cais do Oriente (where I ate today with two ISGers), the excellent prixe fixe menu is $70 reais plus beverage (I recommend the limonade suisse). That's $14 US Dollars. For a 3 course meal. 100 meters from 4 x4 and 65.
[URL]https://caisdooriente-rj.com.br/[/URL]
3. Metro Cinelandia: Terma UpHouse / Nova Capella, Mem de Sa 96.
[URL]https://www.instagram.com/nova_capela/?utm_medium=copy_link[/URL]
Contemporaneo, nearby on Gomes Freire.
[URL]https://g.page/contemporaneolapa?share[/URL]
4. Metro Botafogo / Bus to PUC: Super Upscale Sushi place / Solarium, JJ Seabrea.
Temakeria. Best sushi.
[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/Xt483LUgNgJpN1BS8[/URL]
5. Metro Cardeal Arcoverde: Marius seafood / Monte Carlo.
Marius in Leme.
[URL]http://marius.com.br/[/URL]
The all you can eat is $250 reais. Expect $300 with drinks and other charges. But all you can eat oysters, etc. Badass.
6. Metro Sao Cristavao: Prive Massagemtijuca (12 h - 17 h) / Terma Mosaico (20 h - 05 h / VM (24/7//365) / Aconchega Carioca.
Aconchega Carioca, top dish there is a pumpkin stuffed with shrimp, $200 reais.
[URL]https://www.facebook.com/aconchego.carioca/[/URL]
[QUOTE=UniversalX;2963413]I don't know about specific recommendations but there is a forum page "Brazilian Gastronomy".
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4379-Brazilian-Gastronomy[/URL]
[B]Everyone should add food suggestions/recommendations to that page as a source of food options. [/B][/QUOTE]