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[QUOTE=Frannie;1291990]Not sure what CBG means, but I would not ask any of them to perform a Coronary Bypass Graft as their knowledge of anatomy and sterile technique is usually rather basic and it could put you at risk.[/QUOTE]Hahaha. I cracked up with your coronary thing. I think this guy spelled it wrong. CBJ instead of CBG. He ain't taking no chances barebacking!
[QUOTE=Frannie;1292023]1. No, chupame. Second person singular imperative form.[/QUOTE]I was laughing my heart out. Second person singular imperative! You need to translate that to something intelligible for the guys who prefer watching videos. Ve te a traducir! LOL!
[QUOTE=Frannie; 1292023]1. No, chupame. Second person singular imperative form.
2. Yes, condoN, with the accent on the second syllable. It was correct originally, but the famous ISG spell checker mangled the sentence and I missed that after overriding the corrections.
3. Yes, faVor, but I wrote it with a 'be' to show the way Dominicans tend to pronounce it. Many Dominicans write it "fabor", though technically that is wrong.[/QUOTE]Okay thanks. Now please explain how you override that stupid auto correct. I know you explained how to do it once before but I forgot, LOL.
[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1292055]Chupar is Spanish Spanish. My understanding (I have stopped using chupar with dominican women) is mamar is the word the dominicanas are knowledgeable about (quieres que te mame?).[/QUOTE]Mamelo me pene por favor.
Suck my cock please.
If it is wrong blame the dude that made Learn Spanish Get Laid.
@911 use the edit post feature to correct your post for auto correct.
[QUOTE=Berthold;1291983]I think that WU makes most of their money from dominicans who live and work abroad sending money home on a regular basis. People call this remesas here.[/QUOTE]From Wiki: "A majority of the remittances from the US have been directed to Asian countries like India (approx. 26 billion USD) , Philippines (approx. 20 billion USD) and China (approx. 23 billion USD). Most of the remittances happen by the conventional channel of agents, like Western Union, MoneyGram or Xpress Money Services. However, with the increasing relevance and reach of the Internet, online and mobile phone money transfers from companies such as Remit2India and Xoom. Com have significantly grown"
And
"Remittances are not a new phenomenon in the world, being a normal concomitant to migration which has always been a part of human history. Several European countries, for example Spain, Italy and Ireland were heavily dependent on remittances received from their emigrants during the 19th and 20th centuries. In the case of Spain, remittances amounted to the 21% of all of its current account income in 1946. All of those countries created policies on remittances developed after significant research efforts in the field. For instance, Italy was the first country in the world to enact a law to protect remittances in 1901, while Spain was the first country to sign an international treaty (with Argentina in 1960) to lower the cost of the remittances received" [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remittance[/url]
From the World Bank: "One interesting difference between the CBO data and the World Bank data is the diversity of remittance outflows from the US. In the CBO study, remittances to Mexico dwarf remittances to other countries such as China and India (Table 2). Mexico is still the largest recipient according to our bilateral remittance matrix, but China, India, the Philippines and other developing countries also show up as large recipients".
[QUOTE=Anupk; 1291974]Again, I need some advice from experts here, please?
This is my fits trip to DR / Any Spanish speaking country.
I am trying to pick some Spanish, but I need some words for mongering. I need the slang's they use in DR and ask some question politely to the girls (not rudely).
1. How do I say " I want to have 2 or 3 pops with you"
2. BBJ.
3. CBG.
4. DFK.
5. DATY.
6, Positions like doggy, cow girl, reverse cow girl.
Any help is appropriated.[/QUOTE]1) Quiero venirme dos o tres veces,
Quiero chichar hasta venirme dos o tres veces.
Quiero singar contigo dos o tres veces.
Quiero hacerlo dos o tres veces contigo (I want to do it with you two or three times, they know what to do (hacerlo) means)
2) Mamamelo / chupamelo sin condon / preservativo.
Quiero que me lo chupes / mames sin condon / preservativo.
Chupame el pene / bicho / ripio sin condon / preservativo.
Puedes chuparme el bicho / pene / ripio sin condon?
Pene is penis, bicho and ripio are street words, equivalent to cock.
3) same as 2 but instead of sin use con.
4) beso frances.
Beso de lengua is more used.
5) quiero comerte / chuparte / mamarte / lamberte la popola / chocha / crica / vagina.
Doggy: ponte en cuatro mami.
Cow girl: trepate / sientate.
Reverse cow girl: trepate / sientate y ponte de espalda.
Anal: meteme una jumbo por el culo mami hasta que me duela
[QUOTE=Manizales911;1292066]Okay thanks. Now please explain how you override that stupid auto correct. I know you explained how to do it once before but I forgot, LOL.[/QUOTE]You post your narrative, and then you go back and use the edit button to correct the corrections.
[QUOTE=Tempoecorto;1292061]I was laughing my heart out. Second person singular imperative! You need to translate that to something intelligible for the guys who prefer watching videos. Ve te a traducir! LOL![/QUOTE]Do NOT, I repeat, NOT allow Sosua chicas to perform open heart surgery without checking their credentials.
Second person singular imperative? I don't know. I never, ever had any lessons in grammar when I was a schoolboy, but in the US everyone does sentence diagrams and stuff that I don't understand.
Wikipedia says: The modern Spanish verb system has fourteen distinct complete paradigms (I. E. Sets of forms for each combination of tense and mood) , plus one incomplete paradigm (the imperative) , as well as three non-temporal forms (infinitive, gerund, and past participle).
I hope that clears up any confusion!
[QUOTE=BoricuaOnline; 1292073]1) Quiero venirme dos o tres veces,
Quiero chichar hasta venirme dos o tres veces.
Quiero singar contigo dos o tres veces.[/QUOTE]Boricuaonline. You are the boss here. I may be old fashioned but saying "singar" to a woman you just met (even in clasico) , is a bit too strong. I have had women who wince at the word. Never heard chichar. Why not "quiero hacerte amor - dos / tres / mille veces"? It is classier and approaching a woman first time makes her think you are suave. And of course once you have convinced her in the bedroom what a schtick you carry, you can slide back to the "singar" stuff.
BTW, your anal equivalence plus "hasta que me duela" along with your "keystone" banter with Manizales: Loved both cracking up.
[QUOTE=Frannie; 1292104]Do NOT, I repeat, NOT allow Sosua chicas to perform open heart surgery without checking their credentials.
Second person singular imperative? I don't know. I never, ever had any lessons in grammar when I was a schoolboy, but in the US everyone does sentence diagrams and stuff that I don't understand.
Wikipedia says: The modern Spanish verb system has fourteen distinct complete paradigms (I. E. Sets of forms for each combination of tense and mood) , plus one incomplete paradigm (the imperative) , as well as three non-temporal forms (infinitive, gerund, and past participle).
I hope that clears up any confusion![/QUOTE]I love you! Mas claro de eso, se muere!
[QUOTE=Hillbilly69; 1292068]Mamelo me pene por favor.
Suck my cock please.
If it is wrong blame the dude that made Learn Spanish Get Laid.
at911 use the edit post feature to correct your post for auto correct.[/QUOTE]Serious? Is there a book called "learn spanish, get laid"? Hahaha.
On another note : Mamamelo - suck me that - is good enough. Mama me pene - is fine but not necessary ; most women do not think you are asking them to suck your foot even if you did not specify the requisite body part. They have a sixth sense, shall we say? LOL
[QUOTE=Tempoecorto; 1292111]Serious? Is there a book called "learn spanish, get laid"? Hahaha.
On another note : Mamamelo. Suck me that (or mama me pene) is good enough. Most women do not think you are asking them to suck your foot even if you do not specify the requisite body part. LOL[/QUOTE]Book? Nope. Best Monger Spanish dvd or download ever and I have enough to fill a large suitcase easy.
[QUOTE=Hillbilly69;1292113]Book? Nope. Best Monger Spanish dvd or download ever and I have enough to fill a large suitcase easy.[/QUOTE]Ah. The new gen, everything on electronic media! I was thinking something along the lines of Spanish for Dummies! LOL.
[QUOTE=Tempoecorto; 1292107]Boricuaonline. You are the boss here. I may be old fashioned but saying "singar" to a woman you just met (even in clasico) , is a bit too strong. I have had women who wince at the word. Never heard chichar. Why not "quiero hacerte amor. Dos / tres / mille veces"? It is classier and approaching a woman first time makes her think you are suave. And of course once you have convinced her in the bedroom what a schtick you carry, you can slide back to the "singar" stuff.
BTW, your anal equivalence plus "hasta que me duela" along with your "keystone" banter with Manizales: Loved both cracking up.[/QUOTE]Some chicas have asked me to "singar bien rico", singar is a dominican word, we the puertoricans say "chingar" or "chichar" instead. I have heard chichar from a couple of dominicanas.
I have never told such words to chicas, and quiero hacerte el amor is too formal, I have to wear a tuxedo to say that to a girl.
I girl I met in Santo Domingo, a bar waitress went to my hotel and brought me food. Fifteen minutes after I finish to eat I asked her "where is my dessert?" She knows she was going to be my dessert. No need to mention the words chichar, singar, etc.
[QUOTE=BoricuaOnline;1292128]I girl I met in Santo Domingo, a bar waitress went to my hotel and brought me food. Fifteen minutes after I finish to eat I asked her "where is my dessert?" She knows she was going to be my dessert. No need to mention the words chichar, singar, etc.[/QUOTE]I agree. The physical and environmental set up is a much louder hint but I try my new vocab on unsuspecting victims.
Dessert is the classiest of them all. Hasta ahora and no need to spend money on tuxedos. LOL. Hats off!