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[QUOTE=RioBob;2981398]......We sat at the beach today in Copacabana and my friend who hasn't been here since the 80's asked me don't they wear those dental floss bikinis? .......[/QUOTE]The 80's! What a time to be on Copacabana beach! The front of my swimsuit was stretched to the limit. Great days. That's life! I could afford more garotas now but the fabric does not stretch as often as it used to.
Are the Thermas open during Carnival?
Today I checked out some Copacabana privées. I know a smarter choice would be to head to centro that has much more to choose from and better prices.
First I went to Av Nossa Senhora de Copacabana 583. Sala 206 is quite trashy with a bar area. There were two dark girls, one almost asleep. Her collegaue was short and had an absolutely huge round ass. I don't like giant horseasses but I couldn't resist to squeeze that enormous ass. Prices: 150 reais /30 minutes and 200 reais /60 minutes. I continued to sala 301. Half a dozen of girls were presented but none that interested me. I headed up to their other sala, 401. A bunch of girls were presented. A mulatta Alice who showed her really nice tits caught my interest. Prices: 190 reais /30 minutes and 240 reais /60 minutes. Definitely overpriced. I disliked the rooms considering the prices they charge so I left.
I went one block to Rua Hilario de Gouveia 66, sala 206. Delírio Oriental. The girl in charge showed me photos of girls that work there. Not bad at all. When I arrived only two girls were present. I immediately fell for Poliana. Poliana, 22 years (looks younger), morena clara, very cute, braces, nice smile and looked sweet and innocent. She's slim and petit and have normal sized tits that looked good even though she has one kid. Her ass is the way I like, smaller sized round and firm ponyass. The pussy was wellshaved and very tight.
She couldn't have performed better. Very GFE and fucked excellent. Her blowjob was absolutely perfect. We finished the first session with BBBJCIM. She sucked like a goodess not even needing to help out with her hands. She took the load like a BJ queen and sucked until every drop was out. Then she discreetely spat it out. 150 reais /30 minutes and 200 reais /60 minutes. I chose one hour.
[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2981694]Are the Thermas open during Carnival?[/QUOTE]I don't believe so.
Darkroom,
Vagabundo and Dreman went to centro yesterday. Vagabundo caught the 361 for 4.3 r from Recreio, which goes straight to saara market. He patrolled over to Casa 15 but Nia Nacci 3 was not there, so he left. He thought to go to Darkroom, but the girls that were sent by whatsapp were not appealing, so he went over to Emporio first, where again, the girls in real life were not appealing, so he left, and went back to Darkroom where there was Cherry Torn on telephone duty, and he picked her.
He showered, and used his newly purchased Boticario Malbec Shower Gel to smell good, and he did, and it improved the session. Vagabundo's bad left knee had in fact recovered, so there is that to be thankful for. We compared each other's tests, which is a good thing. After a good BBBJ, she hopped right on, bare, and we had a good fuck for 20 minutes. I used my sony mini speaker to play the usual Felipe Ret Revel full album, but only got through 15 minutes of songs before I blew a load on her legs. We got in a second round after I showered, for a total of 35 or 40 minutes of actual fucking, which was better than I expected as I was out of cardio training since I had not been doing Muay Thai for 2.5 weeks, though I had been hiking and ocean swimming with actually awesome gringa women, which Vagabundo again, recommends. So we fucked in various positions. She asked for my Malbec shower gel, which I later replaced on Rio Branco. It is worth the weight to throw in your bag when you are out fucking, along with the sony mini speaker, which Senor dreman had brought for me from the Rich World, there North of the Border, from Lugano, where a statue of a crypto king sits on the shores of my beloved hometown of Lugano, Switzerland, home of my ancestors who have guarded popes for 14 centuries, those vile, thieving, hoaring, so called Saints like Augustine, who himself confessed to hoaring with negras in North Africa before becoming sanctified by negra pussy up to his eyeballs, having buried his balls deep inside the negra bucetas of North Africa, yet, here, Vagabundo was, burying his bratwurst into the white, pale kunt of Cherry Torn with her tatoo of a fox on her back, her natural big tits becoming hard under his sucking, the nipples going from inverted to erect at the same time that the Vagabundo bratwurst grew again erect for a second time in an hour for a second round of the old in-and-out, that line of burger joints from dear old Lugano. Ah, am I a little homsick?
Dreman, being a good wingman messaged Vagabundo, just as Vagabundo was too, done.
Vagabundo messaged that he was done, and coming out, and we met there, on the street in front of darkroom. We went over first to SubSub the best hiking store in centro, recommended by the moderator of a rio hiking whatsapp group, from which Vagabundo had messaged Dreman to join a Sunday hike, which was a fine thing, out in Recreio. Vagabundo forgot to get a camping filter. Then we went to Rio Branco, where the Bradesco was closed, but Vagabundo got a refill of Boticario Malbec shower gel, to smell good for the ladies, having already applied some other Malbec body lotion. Later that night riding home on a luxury bus to Recreio from Rua San Jose 35, Vagabundo perhaps smelling better than he normally would sat next to some slinky, sexy, morena clara eating pringles with her sexy little fingers, and perhaps just maybe she appreciated the scent of Malbec, however subtle a whiff of Malbec from Boticaro, her nostrils detecting either Malbec or pussy, since Vagabundo showered twice before fucking twice, but he did not shower after, so the raw smell of carioca loira pussy would linger about his person, like raw, unfettered pheremone, the smell of freshly squeezed pussy on his dick, raw, with his invaluable sperm, each one granting a full ride at UCLA on the dime of Gavin Newsom, that faggot, to the lucky recipient's eggs, should she so be blessed with being impregnated, the frothy white foam of his sperm, the lube, and the Malbec shower gel on his wet dick after all of those fluids were mixed together by fucking raw on the 21st floor penthouse with a view facing the transcarioca trail in the hills on the backside of cristo redentor overlooking Central do Rio station, the working side, the seedy side of Rio with all its ugly reality of poverty, violence, desperation, with little to redeem it but a 7.62 x 51 round from a Para FAL to chase down a traficante target at 2500 feet per second, but at least with the quickly drying scent of freshly fucked pussy, Vagabundo too applied a little Malbec branded shower gel, and perhaps it was the Malbec or perhaps it was the pussy odor that reached into the nostrils of the hot little morena clara sitting in the seat next to Vagabundo, but with the scent of Pussy and Malbec, her pussy became wet, wanting too some of Vagabundo's infinitely valuable sperm in her kunt, in her light brown latina kunt to perfect the night in Recreio, she sat on Vagabundo's hard dick on the bus ride in his day dreaming but the reality was that Vagabundo got off at Recreio Shopping, and walked back to his apartment, and straight to the huge couch where he watched too much youtube, video chatted with a hoar for 14 minutes, a hoar in Sao Paulo for the carnival madness, and promised her his dick too, in her ass, telling her that he wanted to creampie her ass 5 times a day, but she in Sao Paulo.
Vagabundo calculated that he paid 250 reais plus the malbec at a value of 50 reais for 35 minutes of dick in pussy sex, so cpf pm (cost per fuck per minute) of 250/35, lets call it 250/40 or about 7 ish, call it 6.5 reais per minute, well 8 reais per minute when you count the depreciated, partly depleted tube of Malbec shower gel.
So there it is sports fans. Cost per fuck per minute 7.5 including the Malbec shower gel.
I expect the royalty checks from Boticario to come rolling in, anytime. I expect I may be waiting for some time.
I recently visited three termas in Rio.
The system is like German FKKs. However, these Brazilian sauna clubs are buildings with multiple floors (so you need to repeat going up and downstairs to complete all your missions); don't have a buffet; don't have outdoor spaces; no girl is naked / topless.
Centaurus has a small indoor pool with two pool beds but the pool water was just cold when I was there.
An interesting club-specific rule was:
In Solarium, girls are not allowed to approach clients. In Centaurus and Monte Carlo, girls do so.
The overall scale is Centaurus> Solarium> Monte Carlo. Accordingly, the number of girls was proportional (when I visited at least).
Here are prices for 1 HR service as of January 2025. 40 min option is available at cheaper prices.
Monte Carlo.
Entry 150 Room 200 Service 400
If you pay for service with a credit card (CC), there is a CC upcharge of 80.
That means, it is okay to pay the entry and room with a credit card, while paying 400 cash for service to avoid an upcharge.
Solarium.
Entry 150 Room 200 Service 530 Total 880 in CC 800 in cash.
A premium room costs 50 more. Total is 930 in CC, 850 in cash.
Centaurus.
In cash, Entry 160 Room 220 Service 690 Total 1070.
In CC, Entry 180 Room 240 Service 820 Total 1240.
[QUOTE=Sp1000;2983100]I recently visited three termas in Rio.
The system is like German FKKs. However, these Brazilian sauna clubs are buildings with multiple floors (so you need to repeat going up and downstairs to complete all your missions); don't have a buffet; don't have outdoor spaces; no girl is naked / topless.
Centaurus has a small indoor pool with two pool beds but the pool water was just cold when I was there.
An interesting club-specific rule was:
In Solarium, girls are not allowed to approach clients. In Centaurus and Monte Carlo, girls do so.
The overall scale is Centaurus> Solarium> Monte Carlo. Accordingly, the number of girls was proportional (when I visited at least).
Here are prices for 1 HR service as of January 2025. 40 min option is available at cheaper prices..[/QUOTE]Well done. Don't forget to go to 4 X 4.
Today I passed by three of the major privées I Rio. Emporio do Banho, Dudas massagen and Belprazer. The quantity was good, lots of girls. The quality however wasn't impressive. Of course there were several doable girls but no gems today at those major privées. As I was in a hurry back to Copacabana I instead headed to Delírio Oriental. I had a repeat session with Poliana. She was even better than the first time. She is a very good kisses and her blowjob is outstanding. Finished both pops with BBBJCIM. 200 reais / one hour.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2975384]Which are the best prives senor sperto? Like top 20 like your old spreadsheets and guides.[/QUOTE]Five weeks ago senhor Vagabundo asked me which privées I thought were best. A few years back my answer would have been some privê in Tijuca or some puteiro in RB185 or RB156 or maybe a hidden privê in Lapa. There used to be a couple of privées specialized in fresh beautiful newbies that gave excellent service. Such privées are hard to find today. I would say the overall quality of the girls in the privées in Rio have gone down. Too many fat or ugly girls in the presentations. There still are fantastic gems but it takes more footwork to find them. Unfortunately the best newbie gems normally understand their real value in a few weeks and starts working somewhere else.
I'm visiting Rio for Carnival but will arrive a few days before it starts and hang out a few days after the last day. Would appreciate pointers for termas, private spots or good places to meet girls. If anyone is around and interested in exploring / mongering together, I'd be happy to have company. My dates are 2/25 - 3/10. Messages are open. Peace and good vibes to all.
Centro Prives and Trash termas.
Senor Sperto is spot on in his analysis of why the best prive girls are leaving the prives quickly.
That said, Carnival is soon to be over and high season will be over and the endless summer with fewer tourists is less than a month away. Vagabundo is so happy.
ISGer Fleghorn had been messaging Vagabundo for a guide, and we added him to the local whatsapp group, and we linked up today and had a good if not great tour. Senor Fleghorn came out to pick up Vagabundo way out in Recreio, and we went to Darkroom where Vagabundo fucked Callsign Cherry Torn. The list of stuff for a better experience included a are $70 BRL Boticario Malbec pump shower gel, a $40 USD Sony wifi speaker (thanks dreman), $10 USD vibrator with USB recharge (thanks JimmyBoy), $$350 refurbished thinkpad carbon 7th Gen (thanks michael samuel).
We got in the room, at 15 h35 (I had marked at 15 h30). We actually got the line up. Fleghorn picked a girl. Vagabundo was prepared to let Fleghorn take his choice of Cherry Torn, but he was chill, which is good. Alot of first time visitors from pussy prison are so blue balled that they need to fuck fuck fuck and it is difficult to hang out, but Fleghorn is a professional and a good dude, so that was a big plus, and he was to be rewarded later in the day, more on that later.
So, first the Boticario Malbec shower gel. Girls will fuck better if you smell good. A youtuber Marinex talked about prefumed soap, and this is a good idea. Vagabundo tracked down some local branded perfumed soap at Boticario, and has been a winner all around. Highly recommended. Just a little squeeze after a shower.
Cherry torn actually requested the speaker be played, and Vagabundo put on the usual, Felipe Ret Revel full album 39 minutes. This is a way to track the time in your hour, and make sure it doesn't turn out to be cut short. 60 minutes is 1. 5 x Revel full album. So she hops right on after a good BBBJ, and her bare kunt is warm and good, and Vagabundo sucks on her tits. The mini vibrator was use dthroughout, and she came clearly several times in doggy style, her body clenching up in a healthy orgasm. Make sure she cums is a good rule of thumb for good service on repeats.
We watched our choice of porn. We had talked about which porn she likes. Look up the podcast diary of a ceo about good and bad porn. Porn that you pick with your partner to actually fuck to is good porn. Obviously bad porn is when you jerk off alone, and Rabbi Surgeon Vagabundo thinks too many of you know that feeling, including Vagabundo, Lieutenant Commander Vagabundo SWISS NAVY Retired who spent too much time with big hairy apes rather than with women, but he has pretty much gotten all that and some out of his system now at the ripe old age of 90.
The porn by the way was Elisa Sanches porn. She was at Perola Negra last week, I should have gone. Somewhere in the middle of Elisa Sanches getting 23 cm of dick up her ass, Cherry Torn and Vagabundo compared notes on her pricing. So, we fucked twice. I blew a load on her legs the first time, and the second time, the second time being on her tatooed right calf muscle, all while looking down on her ass and back with the fox tatoo. Those should be enough clues in the mystery sex novel for those of you readers to figure out who Callsign Cherry Torn is.
So 40 minutes of sex with payment of 230 r, so what is that 230/40 must be about 6 ish reais per minute cost per fuck per minute of fucking and sucking.
So then ISGer Poondy and his crew of three mongered over to Darkroom, where Vagabundo met them with a chest pack which he showers with as he keeps all his essential gear like money, phones weapons in the chest pack. Some of those weapons have gone missing, and Vagabundo is a little miffed but it happens. The suspects include himself (the last time he lost some of his quality foreign knives was on a bus ride, most likely), Anne Amari who denies it plausibly, or Darkroom which is unlikely as Darkroom actually returned one of his sex toys.
Oh yeah, and the sex toy. Not only is a good vibe good for her to cum, but the vibration goes right through to Vagabundo's dick, and helps him to fuck better. So, that stuff does help especially if you are fucking for 60 minutes in a prive in the late summer and crazy carnival atmosphere.
So, 3 and eventually 5 and even 6 monger brothers are there in first Darkroom, then the former Secret terma (you sleuths will have to study Vagabundo's posts), and the nearby secret termas. You're sitting at home in say Munich all worked up about the Americans kicking NATO to the curb, and not getting enough Brazilian pussy, and if you are you are paying hundreds of Swiss Francs per minute of sex, which is probably you jerking off while she watches and commands because that is the legal balance of power in rich world pussy prison, so go study Vagabundo's library.
Let me tell you. The talent at the Secret Termas 1, 2, and 3 is off the hook, incuding some 19 year old negra no kids Ana Foxx as a teen quality, which Fleghorn did the polar bear pounce, and then got all jiggy on the whatsapp group describing his conquest which ended his night as he went back to Copa (which Vagabundo hates), and crashed after checking in. Vagabundo and the other 4 or 5 muskeeteers did programs at the Secret Termas, there across from Detran (hint, hint). We got there right at 17 h30, just as one of Vagabundo's students was asking for a video conference on trading which Vagabundo had totally forgotten about in the afterglow of fucking Cherry Torn.
The gang had broken up, Fleghorn with his hot little 19 year old, worth the price of being a good wingman to Vagabundo who truth be told was jealous, got her number, but it was the wrong number, so he will be back. We had gone to Club 210, actually to a little restaurant nearby where we had wine, and joked about our vasco shirts, which wisely Fleghorn bought, a really nice tan one in saara market. So we checked 210, and there was some really good talent. Somewhere in there Poondy went over to U24, and Vagabundo followed. Vagabundo went to the second floor, and there was the bartender getting a blow job, and another dude getting a hand job. Obviously Vagabundo was gringoed because when he asked for a blow job out in the bar, the girl said that required a 50 r tip. Music was too loud. Environment was foreign. But the girl who came up, Let's call her Midori Deux, as she looks like porn star midori who has had a few kids, with the sucked out tits to prove it, but a super hot ass and super tight and hot pussy, and we deep french kissed and got to know each other. Again. As she had been to Vagabundo's pad in barra before, though Vagabundo did not remember her.
So Vagabundo, dehydrated, got into the room for a $95 r half hour session. Vagabundo going on his 3 d fuck of the day did more 69 ing but that counts, then in the last ten minutes got in a good rythm ofucking her -- and just then the bar called time, which was just as well as he probably didn't have another load in him this day. The environment is really bad, security is a nightmare. Vagabundo should not have given her the 100 for the half hour, but rather gone to the manager himself to establish that it is his time for measuring 30 minutes. She asked for a knife to cut her bikini strap, which is clearly a way to find out where Vagabundo keeps his folding knife, an invictus brand folder which does fine in the sea water and still works. But she was truly a **** in the room. Vagabundo face fucked her until he got hard enough to fuck her negra pussy which was really good. We planned pernoites at hotels or at Vagabundo's place. So, all was good. Vagabundo took the metro home and called a 99.
All in all, a pretty good day.
As for critics about my writing being too personal, I really only write for myself as an audience, like Henry Miller.
[QUOTE=Sperto;2983659]Today I passed by three of the major prives I Rio. Emporio do Banho, Dudas massagen and Belprazer. The quantity was good, lots of girls. The quality however wasn't impressive. Of course there were several doable girls but no gems today at those major prives. As I was in a hurry back to Copacabana I instead headed to Delrio Oriental. I had a repeat session with Poliana. She was even better than the first time. She is a very good kisses and her blowjob is outstanding. Finished both pops with BBBJCIM. 200 reais / one hour.
Five weeks ago senhor Vagabundo asked me which prives I thought were best. A few years back my answer would have been some priv in Tijuca or some puteiro in RB185 or RB156 or maybe a hidden priv in Lapa. There used to be a couple of prives specialized in fresh beautiful newbies that gave excellent service. Such prives are hard to find today. I would say the overall quality of the girls in the prives in Rio have gone down. Too many fat or ugly girls in the presentations. There still are fantastic gems but it takes more footwork to find them. Unfortunately the best newbie gems normally understand their real value in a few weeks and starts working somewhere else.[/QUOTE]
I will check it out. Thanks.
[QUOTE=AxelHeyst;2984120]Hey Vagabundo, you ever read Hunter Thompson's earlier novel, "The Rum Diary"? It is pretty good. They also made a movie of it starring, you guessed it, Johnny Depp & Amber Heard. Amber looks hot in the movie.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bravo;2982163]I don't believe so.[/QUOTE]I emailed Monte Carlo & they said they're open during Carnival.
[QUOTE=Sp1000;2983100]I recently visited three termas in Rio.
The system is like German FKKs. However, these Brazilian sauna clubs are buildings with multiple floors (so you need to repeat going up and downstairs to complete all your missions); don't have a buffet; don't have outdoor spaces; no girl is naked / topless.
Centaurus has a small indoor pool with two pool beds but the pool water was just cold when I was there.
An interesting club-specific rule was:
In Solarium, girls are not allowed to approach clients. In Centaurus and Monte Carlo, girls do so.
The overall scale is Centaurus> Solarium> Monte Carlo. Accordingly, the number of girls was proportional (when I visited at least).
Here are prices for 1 HR service as of January 2025. 40 min option is available at cheaper prices.
.[/QUOTE]Thanks. That's very helpful information. Will be visiting Rio in a couple of months so have started researching. I prefer incall places rather than taking a girl back to my hotel and am a huge fan of German FKKs so good to know there is an equivalent. I like being spoilt for choice. Roughly how many girls are there per club? Appreciate it would very depending upon whether weekend or during the week etc.
Also, do they have a mix of ethnicities as for me that is one of the main attractions of Brazil.
Beware Mabs, Zona Sul drinks.
Watch your consumption for risk of food poisoning.
Vagabundo was talking with Dreman, who was laid up in the last 3 days of his trip with some kind of food poisoning. He said that he concurs with Vagabundo's negative view of Mab's and Copa, which Vagabundo has covered a lot. He thinks he got some kind of food poisoning there.
Again, my recommendation is to find something as close to metro jardim oceanico as possible. This recommendation also applies to another call with a ISG member, so there you have it.
I am back in the states. Rio as always didn't disappoint. Shout out to Vagabundo it was great to meet you. Sorry that I wasn't able to hang out with you more. I spent most of my days and early evenings running through all the cheap spots in centro. Although I did hit eden in copa once for a good threesome. Daytime the deepest roster seemed to be Blue room. They probably had at least 20 girls every time I went there. Best performance of the trip was at Uruguaiana 24. Evenings were best spent at Mosaico. I did go to uphouse as well and had a good pull there. Uphouse has some nice looking girls but way too smokey. A lot of the girls practically chain smoke there. Also had a great performer at 74. All in all great trip.