Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=PoonyD;2985513]I am back in the states. Rio as always didn't disappoint. Shout out to Vagabundo it was great to meet you. Sorry that I wasn't able to hang out with you more. I spent most of my days and early evenings running through all the cheap spots in centro. Although I did hit eden in copa once for a good threesome. Daytime the deepest roster seemed to be Blue room. They probably had at least 20 girls every time I went there. Best performance of the trip was at Uruguaiana 24. Evenings were best spent at Mosaico. I did go to uphouse as well and had a good pull there. Uphouse has some nice looking girls but way too smokey. A lot of the girls practically chain smoke there. Also had a great performer at 74. All in all great trip.[/QUOTE]Blue Room? Never heard of that spot. Where is it?

Is there anywhere else similar to this place in Rio? I'll be in Rio in two days. Have to stay in an Airbnb as hotel prices out of control for Carnival.

I know MABS isn't great, but sometimes a few nice women work from there and its always ok for a few beers as a tourist.

Vagabundo is waiting at his place for Nina DePonca who is coming from Zona Norte to fuck, massage, cook, clean, while listening to Tropic of Cancer. We will fuck first to get in two pops. Then she will give me a good deep tissue massage. As Franklin said, older women know how to take care of a man. Meanwhile Kira Noir and Anne Amari are texting, and Vagabundo stacks them up for later in the week like orbiting warplanes waiting for their turn to drop bombs and get a little money and to fuck. Nina DePonca cooks good Moqueca. Vagabundo put the fish and the shrimp on ice waiting for the moqueca. And she cleans, she cleans like a AI robot cleans, automatically, thanks to your higher power for that, unlike the younger 20 year olds who just sit on the couch in a little ball of McDonalds fat and smoke THC while hogging the remote control, which is alright depending on the ****, sometimes, but one needs a good 30+ hoar to do the deep tissue massage too, and to watch and like the kinky porn too. So, that's Vagabundo's plan today. And we need to figure out next steps with housing, either on 5 April or 5 March. Oh, Vagabundo can't wait for Carnival to be over and for the big eyes, the greedy olhos grandes of the Carioca cunts and landlords to be over for another 8 months until this crazy lead up to god damn fucked Carnival collective pyshcosis to be over again, with all these Brazilians daily counting their converted reais from your dolores, like a parasitic tick sucking your blood, like a suckerfish hopping for a little more protein left over from the fins of the gringo shark who swims along in the reef of rio, and they like the sucker fish, the parasites, licking around the gringo, asking, negotiating, fuck this game, just*leave*me*alone.

Nina DePonca 26 Feb 2025, SWISS NAVY Intelligence Base Recreio.

Nina came over today as Vagabundo had been jonesing hard for a gasm. He needed to squirt his invaluable Swiss Navy Veteran manseed into the warm pussy of a black pussy, a black creampie, an exploitedblackteens dot com model even if she was a MILF.

So, she comes over at 11 h30 per my previous lead up.

Vagabundo is waiting at his place for Nina DePonca who is coming from Zona Norte to fuck, massage, cook, clean, while listening to Tropic of Cancer. We will fuck first to get in two pops. Then she will give me a good deep tissue massage. As Franklin said, older women know how to take care of a man. Meanwhile Kira Noir and Anne Amari are texting, and Vagabundo stacks them up for later in the week like orbiting warplanes waiting for their turn to drop bombs and get a little money and to fuck. Nina DePonca cooks good Moqueca. Vagabundo put the fish and the shrimp on ice waiting for the moqueca. And she cleans, she cleans like a AI robot cleans, automatically, thanks to your higher power for that, unlike the younger 20 year olds who just sit on the couch in a little ball of McDonalds fat and smoke THC while hogging the remote control, which is alright depending on the ****, sometimes, but one needs a good 30+ hoar to do the deep tissue massage too, and to watch and like the kinky porn too. So, that's Vagabundo's plan today. And we need to figure out next steps with housing, either on 5 April or 5 March. Oh, Vagabundo can't wait for Carnival to be over and for the big eyes, the greedy olhos grandes of the Carioca cunts and landlords to be over for another 8 months until this crazy lead up to god damn fucked Carnival collective pyshcosis to be over again, with all these Brazilians daily counting their converted reais from your dolores, like a parasitic tick sucking your blood, like a suckerfish hopping for a little more protein left over from the fins of the gringo shark who swims along in the reef of rio, and they like the sucker fish, the parasites, licking around the gringo, asking, negotiating, fuck this game, just*leave*me*alone.

So, Vagabundo has been stressed with landlord housing issues, but that is besides the insemmination.

So Nina comes in and she cleans.

Saints fucking be praised.

Like Mary Mother and Josef.

Because Vagabundo is moving out soon.

She bring over 300 r of good weed.

Fucking greedy *****, I talk to her so she will get 1%.

OK, so she starts to cook Moqueca. Again, Saint Ignatius of Loyola cut off the balls of a French soldier, thank the fucking negras that Saint Augustine was fucking before he became a Saint in Cidade de Deus.

Then we fuck. But Vagabundo's back is so sore that he can't cum.

Then she gives Vagabundo a like 10 to 20 minute deep tissue massage. Oh, Saint Ignatius, cut off the balls of some punk in Pamplona out in town when you were just a teenager. That fucking feels good.

So, Vagabundo starts to unbox all the cool shit that callsign Eurasian brought him. Now Vagabundo got a little too Hunter S. Thompson and actually puked in the pool of Callsign Eurasian, so just remember, you might not want to hire Vagabundo as a guide! The list includes.

A Chinese brand internet satellite service.

A laptop value 600 USD with RAM and SSD upgrades for another 200 USD.

A Vertex brand bag with a hidden cell phone pocket at a SOCP knife.

A cheap but good scuba knife.

A 36 liter ultralight pack with detachable pistol belt.

A Suppressed fiveseven milimeter pistol and a suppressed 5. 56 mm israeli bullpup rifle with infrared sights.

A chestpack also ultralight.

Nota bene" some of the details have been altered from reality.

All this came in on the C17 direct from Lugano with a wedding bachelor party of 9 asians, 3 buffed and cut and killer veterans, including vagabundo, and 3 unfuckable ugly and pathetic including vagabundo -- fat too.

So then nina deponca comes over and we are playing our favorite porn on three screens -- the new laptop, a nice 15.6 inch thinkpad gamer laptop, the 2 pound thinkpad carbon, and a 43 inch americas brand TV.

Then we fuck. Not long. 20 maybe 10 minutes.

Used Johnson's brand baby oil as lube. Nota bene, put that in the essential pack.

Then Vagabundo, generous and great at King Ozymandius shoots a think, creamy, bubbling load of his invaluble sperm into the mulatta kunt of nina deponca, who will get 1% of this book's net profits after depreciation and amortization.

That my friends is what is known as a humor and dramatic irony.

If you didn't get the allusion, then go to economist dot com, and start reading the 500 greatest books of all time.

Vagabundo is paying his hoar / cook / wage slave / servant person / big tigged testicle nurse like 300 reais +50 for transportation.

So that comes out to like. Well, we are not done fucking!

Pop 2, Mabs.

Vagabundo is on pop 2 of his afternoon with Nina DePonca. She is taking a pale of water out of the bathroom, rubbing her aching back. Oy Vey.

Mabs, as for a replacement to Mabs?

Guacamole, Olegario Maciel 108, Barra the Tijuca, or further down that street, Pineapple.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2985788]Pop 2, Mabs.

Vagabundo is on pop 2 of his afternoon with Nina DePonca. She is taking a pale of water out of the bathroom, rubbing her aching back. Oy Vey.

Mabs, as for a replacement to Mabs?

Guacamole, Olegario Maciel 108, Barra the Tijuca, or further down that street, Pineapple.[/QUOTE]Here is a secret mission to attend: [URL]https://riozin.com.br/carnaval2025[/URL].

[QUOTE=Sp1000;2983100]An interesting club-specific rule was:
In Solarium, girls are not allowed to approach clients. In Centaurus and Monte Carlo, girls do so.[/QUOTE]I was at Monte Carlo yesterday and two girls confirmed that they could not approach. Even looking around, the other guys there were the ones who initiated contact. Had fun there though. I saw a better looking girl come in after I started to talk to one, so I did what any gentleman would do: I had a threesome.

In Rio de Janerio tomorrow! Great to get away from the sex prison of the west & rat race for a few weeks.

Staying in an Airbnb in Botafogo the first week so going to check out that new termas Caribbean Sul (R. Prof. Alfredo Gomes, 9.) tomorrow. Has anyone been to it yet? I heard it is the same owner as 4*4 in centro but a much smaller place. Not sure though, might just go Centaurus (I am a tourist after all.).

I am with a non pro for 4 days so can do tourist stuff those days and possibly sneak away from her for a few hours each day.

Probably will go to Barra / Recreio then for two nights to check out Paris Cafe & Perola Negra. Big fan of Centarus / Monte Carlo / Solarium, always had great experiences there. Not a major fan of 4*4 purely due to its location as I try and stay away from Centro but I think I'll visit it this time, maybe around 5 to 9 pm so I can get out of centro early (as its a dump).

I like Mabs for a few drinks, wouldn't eat there. Can be a few nice one's there sometimes. Have seen a lot of girls that work in Casablanca also hanging around Mabs.

[QUOTE=KyivBound1986;2986110]In Rio de Janerio tomorrow! Great to get away from the sex prison of the west & rat race for a few weeks.

Staying in an Airbnb in Botafogo the first week so going to check out that new termas Caribbean Sul (R. Prof. Alfredo Gomes, 9.) tomorrow. Has anyone been to it yet? I heard it is the same owner as 4*4 in centro but a much smaller place. Not sure though, might just go Centaurus (I am a tourist after all.).[/QUOTE]I don't know if you've checked GPArena. There are a few reviews, all superlative.

[URL]https://gparena.net/td-show.php?t=11690[/URL]

Please share your experience.

Rio is alive and kicking. I'm going to divide my report according to the locations.

Monte Carlo: 4 visits and 3 girls.

Marianna.

I visited Monte Carlo as it was close to my hotel and later Airbnb in Copa. First night around 8 pm and the guy with the ponytail was there to welcome me. We chatted in English and went in. I went to the bar and the girls did what they do when a guy walks in. They all stand up and start staring at you, this time it wasn't unnerving like my first time there. Got a drink and looked around, about 10-11 girls and mostly slim, I kept looking as I like girls that have some meat. After a while a tall slim mulatta with sizeable booty walked, I waved her over and we started talking. Her name was Marianna and she spoke good English. After some small talk and asking all the screening questions, She said she was completa and I said cool. Agreed for 1 HR and I went to pay while she went to change. We got to the room and she was a lot of fun and fully into it. Sloppy blow job and crazy deep throat. Eat the pussy and it made her very wet. The sex was great. RCG, CG, doggystyle and missionary. As I was getting ready for the bunda the bell rang and she said it was time and asked if I wanted to extend. I declined as an extra 30 minutes didn't make sense money wise. We exchanged numbers and I left.

Marianna 2:

I went back 2 days later to MC to met up with Marianna, as I wanted cornhole that bunda. This time around I was going to go straight to the bunda. The night before I went to Perola Negra and I was shocked as the quality was very poor. I stayed for 30 minutes and was supposed to meet up with Vagabundo, but we missed ourselves. On my way out I noticed a slim and pretty looking Morena named Bianca. We chatted and exchanged numbers. Later that evening she sent me a message and I asked her location and she said Copa. I thought she was at the beach. As I walked into the lounge area in Monte Carlo there was Bianca seated. She was all smiles and happy to see me. It was then it hit me, when she said she was in Copa, Monte Carlo was where she was. Collecting her number the previous night, I told her we would meet up, but I had a session already planned with Marianna. A few minutes later Marianna walks in and is all over me. Bianca had the puzzled look on her face and I told her a date was already planned and walked away with Marianna.

On my way upstairs to the room while Marianna went to get prepared, this was just by the ladies changing room, I saw this very pretty Morena with dimples and she smiled at me. I was like what the fuck. Her name was Alia. She was sitting just by the edge of the stairs. Marianna was in the ladies locker room changing, Bianca in the lounge area and now this fine ass in front of me. I pointed to the ladies changing room and pressed my index finger to my lips, then passed her my phone She smiled and put in her digits and handed the phone back just as Marianna was stepping out. I mouthed tomorrow to her.

In the room with Marianna, I wanted to get straight down the business of the day, which was banging that cuzinha, but Marianna was lets relax and there was time. She started chatting and she talked about herself, family and paces where she wanted to travel. Conversation was good, but I wasn't interested in chit chat. We got down to and boy does she love giving head. BBBJ that was sloppy and deep throat and she licked all the way down to my asshole and went at it with gusto. The sex was good and wild, and then it happened again, the phone rang and I was royally pissed. Not again. I didn't nut and here was I having to decide whether to extend. I started thinking Marianna was purposefully delaying trying not to do anal sex. She was I could pay for another hour, but I declined.

Alia:

I was back to the Monte Carlo the next day by 8 pm. Walked to the lounge and both Marianna and Bianca where there. Both hoping they were my pick, but I had other plans. I looked around for Alia and she wasn't there, Spoke to both girls and told them I was waiting for a friend and would be back. I waited on stairs next to the ladies changing room, thinking maybe we was there. After 5 minutes I walked to the reception and asked the ponytail manager about her, and tried to describe her, but he couldn't remember who I was talking about. He asked the receptionist and I also showed her my phone with her number, then she remembered her and said she wasn't here yet. I was like cool, then voila Alia walked in. Everyone started laughing and I booked for 1 HR. She went to change and we moved to the room, She was fine, tall and carried a big bunda. I told her straight that I wanted that bunda and she smiled and bent over. In her ass was a butt plug. I was like that's my girl. She asked, if I was happy now and I replied very happy. She showered and came to the bed. She started BBBJ and my dick disappeared in her mouth. From then on, it was a blast. Deep throat, ball sucking, tongue deep in ass. She was very freaky After ten minutes, she said it was time for anal. She pulls out the butt plug, rubs the gel on the culo and on my dick and off to the races we went. First anal in doggy, then cow girl, then from the side and finally in flat doggystyle. I finally busted that nut. It was one of my best sessions in Brazil. We still keep in touch.

Bianca:

I finally met with Bianca a couple of days later. She is a sweetheart with a nice attitude. She said I was safada and I replied of course. Marianna was at Monte Carlo and was pouting as I was with Bainca. We went to the room and had a fantastic session. She was fully complete. Marianna sent me a message on WhatsApp saying I didn't appreciate quality. Sent her a laughing emoji.

It was great to meet you and your crew. Let me know when you are back in town. Total luck that you and Fleghorn are from the same area back in the Rich World. Vasco!

[QUOTE=PoonyD;2985513]I am back in the states. Rio as always didn't disappoint. Shout out to Vagabundo it was great to meet you. Sorry that I wasn't able to hang out with you more. I spent most of my days and early evenings running through all the cheap spots in centro. Although I did hit eden in copa once for a good threesome. Daytime the deepest roster seemed to be Blue room. They probably had at least 20 girls every time I went there. Best performance of the trip was at Uruguaiana 24. Evenings were best spent at Mosaico. I did go to uphouse as well and had a good pull there. Uphouse has some nice looking girls but way too smokey. A lot of the girls practically chain smoke there. Also had a great performer at 74. All in all great trip.[/QUOTE]

Vagabundo is at his place on Saturday, noon.

Midori Deux texts and we discuss her coming over pernoite for 300 reais.

Vagabundo is a little reluctant as he is getting ready to move and Nina DePonca cleaned, and these girls tend to come over and get in a little hate ball on the couch, smoke weed, hog the remote, and demand more money and refuse to leave, which turns into drama at the property, which is not good as the landlord has gotten all greedy, imagining that Vagabundo wants to buy his place when that has never been the case.

Nina DePonca somehow lost 200 r in a restroom on her way home in the metro on Wednesday, and that is somehow Vagabundo's fault, so now she expects Vagabundo to go to the Loterica and wire her some money to replace the lost 200 r. I like her, she's my friend, but Jesus, the drama.

Not only that, it's carnival and no god dammed carioca native can do any work, not now not ever, not the fucking lazy administrators at the university who are only good for excuses as to why they can't do things that in the rich world would just be normal, which is is why the rich world is rich, maybe. Vagabundo has been driven into higher and higher levels of hatred for cariocas as a result, event though, de facto, he is a Carioca.

Ann Amari is on the list to maybe hook up with today, but probaby at a hotel for the reasons above.

And then there are other new girls, which Vagabundo won't go into too much detail about.

So it goes. I wish it were always easy, simple, etc, but that's reality here in paradise.

Fellow Monger,

I wonder what hotels are girl friendly with or with an extra charge preferable under $200/ night LOL.

So far I've read that friendly ones are: Pestana RJ in Copacabana, and Ibis Posta 5, Windsor California Copacabana, Windsor Copa?

TIA.

Sunday Vila Mimosa.

Sunday Afternoons especially during Carnival are often difficult to score in our particular profession. Vagabundo had been talking to some recent contacts from various patrols, and found one girl who was willing to do a Sunday session and he is so glad he did.

She was in a casa in Vila Mimosa. So Vagabundo headed there in an (70 r) uber at 14 h. The little hotel there is no more, and the pharmacy was closed but he had some baby oil, which doubles for lube. He finally tracked her down as she gave him the number of a casa that was off by two digits, and she was sleeping, but she got up and cleaned up. Vagabundo wore a vasco shirt and took a local bag and cap. It was like putting on a old suit, all the old knowledge of that place came back.

It was great. She quoted 120 for the half and 150 for a hour, so Vagabundo opted for a hour. Plus 50 for a bare ride, after showing tests. We did all positions in a dingy room on top of a microfiber blanket from Decathlon which he used as a sheet, which even she appreciated. Deep French Kissing, and a awesome body, lets call her Nia Nacci Quatro for now. We made plans for a pernoite soon. A creampie finish at 30 minutes, for a cost per fuck per minute of 200/30 or about 6 ish. What's your CPF? That would mean my custa por fuder.

Took the metro back to jardim oceanico, did some apartment shopping. Unfurnished 2 bedroom on the beach next to olegario maciel costs 10,000+ BRL per month, way above the range of 5500 BRL that Vagabundo is targeting.

Had a meal at Na Brasa Columbia, Olegario Maciel 7. 126 BRL for a cesar salad, bowl of bean soup, and some chicken sausage with a jar of limonade suisse.

But a pretty great day. Women like her are why I came to Rio and why I stay in Rio.

I arrived in Rio de Janeiro after a long flight from the US. I was in no shape for fun and games after having to origami myself into a tiny plane seat for 13 hours. But I felt limber again today, if still a little sore. So I booked a nuru massage at a place about 1. 5 km from my hotel: RJ Massagem, Av. Nossa Sra. De Copacabana, 794 - Sala 801.

The place was on the 8th floor of a mixed use residential / commercial building. It was clean and modern with touches of Asian design. Checking in was like checking in with a friendly receptionist at a doctor's office where you've been a patient for a long time.

One of the receptionists led me to a room that was bigger and nicer than my hotel room. It had a large glassed-in shower with two independently controlled shower heads. There was a large black vinyl mattress on the floor that was covered with a disposable fitted top sheet. Per the receptionist's instructions I showered, wrapped myself in a towel, and lay face down on the mattress.

Gentle music purred in the background and there was a faint smell of incense in the air.

There was a knock at the door and Louana entered. I had chosen her from photos on the place's website.

She arranged my arms and legs just so and went to work.

At first, I couldn't see her; I was facedown in a pillow. The nuru gel was hot and felt wonderful. She spent a long time on my feet and only gradually worked her way north. At one point I said to her, "You have good hands. " "I know," she said in a smarty-pants tone and we both burst out laughing.

She began sliding her body all over my back; I could feel the softness of her breasts and the little nipple points gliding over me.

Finally she told me to turn over. This was the first time I saw her naked. She had a dancer's body, lean and toned, light brown skin, big liquid brown eyes.

Now she coated my cock and balls with the hot nuru gel. She handled me expertly, bringing me close to orgasm twice before moving in for the kill, her slippery hands everywhere at once and her tits glistening in the low light. I couldn't hold out any longer and came explosively, thighs shuddering, back arching, gasping for breath.

Wow.

We talked afterward. Turns out she is from Argentina, so we both slipped into Spanish and stopped pretending that we could speak Brazilian Portuguese.

Rio certainly does not lack for women of negotiable virtue, but this is someone I would mos def see again.