2006 Bangkok Reports

Punter127.
ask away, we will be glad to help.
You make some valid points, especially the one Giotto addressed in bold. A newbie who asks this kind of question hardly ever posts. I checked a few newbie questions, and some of these guys never log on again AFTER posting their question, so they don't even get to read the answer, if there is one.

As a Pimp German friend of mine likes to say: " Please let it rain brain".

And no, there are no cute girls in Thailand. There all are working in SIN and HKG...............................and South Texas Border Towns. (wherever the hell that is).
;)

Having been correctly chastised by a few fellow seniors for flaming fucking lazy newbies who can use google or whatever to find ISG but then all of sudden grab their dick w/ both hands instead of continuing on the keyboard and doing their homework, I thought of a few anxioms to post as a substitute to RTFF (aka Read The Fucking Forum).

This is not meant to start a war but a serious attempt at an alternative post to provide to newbies. If you find it useful, cut and paste somewhere to repost whenever you feel the urge to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on another fucking lazing newbie (did I just repeat myself again?).

Took me about 15 minutes to compose…sorry for errors, typoes and omissions – but there was just too much material to work with ;)


1. First and foremost, a plug for our venerable host. [b]If you can afford to monger, then you can afford to be a paid member of ISG.[/b] Pay Jackson the subscription fee, get access to PM and you will benefit immensely. If you don’t join, you don’t deserve any help here!

2. FAQ – old but accurate, here’s the link for your lazy bastards: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement.php?f=253[/url]

3. What I consider some classic Reports of Distinction – again POV
• Phuquer’s classic: 5 Nights in Bangkok [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393008&postcount=2[/url]
• [url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=563812[/url]
• [url]http://www.InternationalSexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=563828[/url]
• [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.in...&postcount=2590[/url]

4. Specific interests: go to that thread and do a simple search, or read back last 5-10 pages….even the chit chat. You’ll figure out fairly soon which members to ask whch questions via your new PM tool ☺

5. Rookie vs newbie questions (and there is a difference): go to Giotto’s and there is dedicated thread just for you. And yes, Giotto is a pimp but an honest one! [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2615[/url]

6. Many hotels GFE, if in doubt, ask and you’d be surprised how honest and unabashed their reply will be.

7. Learn to speak some of the local dialect and here’s a place to start, compliments of Daddy and Mick: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=576887&postcount=118[/url]

8. Think with your brain and not your dick…use each god given tool in the correct manner: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=470629&postcount=79[/url]

9. Don’t ever forget: “You pay for her to leave after the deed, and not to stay behind. [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=477731&postcount=39[/url]

10. Reciprocate and post a report after your visit, we luv to hear back and hope you become a regular.

Before anyone goes on about doing a search on the forum please understand that women are not migratory birds or salmon. Just because someone reported on them being here or there a month ago doesn't mean they are still hanging around the same area. That being said, I'm wondering if any of you have recently noticed Russian women hanging out near Nana plaza. I'm going to be in Thailand in a few weeks and might like to sample some white meat. Thank you for your time and attention.

[QUOTE=Traveler1234]Having been correctly chastised by a few fellow seniors for flaming fucking lazy newbies who can use google or whatever to find ISG but then all of sudden grab their dick w/ both hands instead of continuing on the keyboard and doing their homework, I thought of a few anxioms to post as a substitute to RTFF (aka Read The Fucking Forum).

10. Reciprocate and post a report after your visit, we luv to hear back and hope you become a regular.[/QUOTE]

Traveler1234,

Good suggestions. What would actually be helpful is a sticky note of some type at the top of each thread reminding newbies of the basic etiquette and what to read first, before asking a question.

One thing that is overlooked by the Senior members who did some of the bashing, is that for every 5 standard answers to a question that has been asked before, comes a unique answer or new insight for all but the most hardcore visitor. I only visit twice a year, so when a question comes up, I look to see if there's a new response or if things are still the same. I did get a chuckle out of the first "round-up" response, but it got old real fast when this started to go in circles.

I mentioned a nightclub I had visited just 8 months ago, and found that it has closed and reopened under a different name/format because I posted a response to a basic newbie question. Things change, people have different insights, twists are added. You have the option of ignoring the question! Not all of us mind the same question being asked again.

I had visited a few Montreal boards during the past year, due to business trips there. The feeling on those boards is downright stifling. Anything you say that does not fit their norm is immediately trashed. Newbies are not welcomed and you feel it. Negative reviews are not wanted. There's almost a Big Brother feel to it. It's a good old boys club and the members make it clear to any newbie asking a question. In fact, after a while, the reviews appear to have the same style and format.

Is this what you want? There's been 2-3 pages of banter due to one question. No new reviews, questions or recommendations. Seems like a waste of time. I understand that some of you visit BKK every month or live there and have heard it all. You come for the banter and the "fight club" mentality jumps in due to bordom. Hopefully there's some middle ground. The internet is a great tool for information, but the downside is that it creates an environment for rudeness that you would not see in a face to face talk. In fact, if some of the responses were said face to face to the wrong person, there's a good chance someone would be missing a few front teeth. I will get off my soap box, but just wanted it clear that there are some Senior Members who have a different view.

AT2

[QUOTE=Punter 127]Hey Guys,

BTW: I do have one question; does anyone know anyplace I can find some hot pussy? LOL (just joking) :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]Yes: Thailand!

[QUOTE=BuleDaddy]1kbht and no more for ST. 1.5 for exquisite long time w/no cab fare.
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Last fall I could get ST in BKK for 1,000 without question and now they are demanding 1.5k while the exchange rate blows.
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Are you an easy customer (blow your load quick) or a really difficult customer? I go for extremely lengthy sessions which can leave the girl with problems if she has a very small pussy.
Thats why some MPs now have surcharge for Farangs (because we do more damage to the girls, potentially.
To me this has a bearing on what price the girl will be happy with.
I keep her happy if I want to keep on having liasons with her.
Obviously if I don't, no need to adjust the price.

How long is your long time? I don't think many good quality girls are happy with 1.5K for an all nighter in Bangkok, but I could be wrong.
Some think that is just O.K. for ST (my ST is minimum of 2 hours).

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Are you an easy customer (blow your load quick) or a really difficult customer? I go for extremely lengthy sessions which can leave the girl with problems if she has a very small pussy.
Thats why some MPs now have surcharge for Farangs (because we do more damage to the girls, potentially.
To me this has a bearing on what price the girl will be happy with.
I keep her happy if I want to keep on having liasons with her.
Obviously if I don't, no need to adjust the price.

How long is your long time? I don't think many good quality girls are happy with 1.5K for an all nighter in Bangkok, but I could be wrong.
Some think that is just O.K. for ST (my ST is minimum of 2 hours).[/QUOTE]

I take a long time. A very long time being in my 60's and low on juice. Here are some dolls I got in Bangkok recently. My first night there I bailed and slept. It was a buddist holiday and the Nana lot was not so good. These ones are not from the Nana Lot or Suk or a beer bar. The next night Nana was great but I had already established contact and made offers during the day. I got one from Nana that used to be great last fall who wanted 1.5K this time and her cell kept ringing so I kicked her out. She was very cute but had outlived her usefulness and had some European guy online. Then I got the text from the one standing up on the bed. She was great and offerred to bring a friend. I gave them 500 bht to fetch food and let them watch TV after our first session and they hung for hours. When they left they got 1k each and wai'd me. Just girls that I chatted up at Pantip and Amarin plaza during the day. I gave them food coupons to buy them some lunch, keeping my distance, exchanged cell #'s and texted them over my way later in the evenings. They had jobs someplace as cashiers but I didn't get into where they worked. The second night I met littel Miss "em" over near Pratanum, and did the cell text thing. I met the birthday girl on the boat ride from Banglampoo back to the skytrain. Same thing with the cell phone chat. None of these girls would be seen in public with me and none would go anywhere near Nana Hotel. Often they need a place to crash and you can see it in their eyes. If they offer the long time you use reverse psycology and give them the Up2U. Then it doesn't cost extra. They reminded me of kids at a slumber party. Pattaya was much better than Bangkok for some reason, but soi 8 sucks compared to years past. Best to get a motorbike and have a pal on the back doing the survey. Still plenty of cute ones fresh from Isan.

I can see that if you're on here a lot that these repetitive same questions could get annoying. See, I don't notice those nearly as much -- and when I do I just pass over them. But since I'm not on often (ok lately I am), I barely notice them. I just scan til I find something of interest.

Good ideas by Traveler1234 and AsiaTraveler.... the existing FAQ might say READ THIS FIRST a bit more obviously on the thread title, so you'd have to see that before getting this far. I come here fairly often and have to admit I never did read the FAQ. It's true. A sticky at the top -- yes excellent -- some forums do that.

I've sometimes deliberately asked a question that I've asked before, or that's been asked before by someone else, for just that reason mentioned: things change.

OK I'm gonna shut up about this and take the hint that it's time to stop causing any distraction from more urgent matters.

Puritan? Wow I never got called that before. :-)

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]
Thats why some MPs now have surcharge for Farangs (because we do more damage to the girls, potentially.)
[/QUOTE]

Never mind the "WE". It's people like you, by your own admission, that are responsible for inflated farang prices. But if you are causing the girls problems, do you enquire whether it is they that are benefiting from the increased price. I suspect the girl gets the same rate whoever she provides service too.

Most girls when sore, through either hyper activity or a large cock, will ask a punter to desist, and most of us would do so. The inference in your post is that you do not, preferring to ply her with extra cash instead. Shame on you!

[QUOTE=Traveler1234]...
... And yes, Giotto is a pimp but an honest one! ...
[/QUOTE]Mr. Marketing Director,

OK, that is it now! I will retire! Pimp! What professional career.


Giotto

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Do guys who like arse fucking and blowjobs care whether they have a real girl or not?

Sorry, I believe some of these issues cannot be discussed in detail in this Forum without breaking the rules, so I don't really want to know what things guys do with LBs, but I only puzzle as to why.

Me, I'm a pussy man and thank god nothing can change that.[/QUOTE]I like arse fucking, but only with real girls. Nevertheless I can understand why guys try with a lady boy. Sometimes they look very good and from some of them it's very difficult guess that they are LB's.

Once I made this experience. It was on my first time in Thailand about 15 years ago in Phuket. I found there a girl in Banana Cafe who tooks me to her flat. She was the most beautiful girl in the whole Disco and all men wants her. She choose me and that's why I ignore the red light ringing in the back of my brain.

Well, to make it short, when I was in her room I realized that I don't want fuck her. She had natural breast (hormones) and had a pussy (operation) but, I was sure that she was once a boy. Just because she don't want go in my Hotel and some other small signs which are untypical for girls.

I used some excuses payed the price for a short time (500 bath) and left ther flat.

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[QUOTE=Aslan]Before anyone goes on about doing a search on the forum please understand that women are not migratory birds or salmon. Just because someone reported on them being here or there a month ago doesn't mean they are still hanging around the same area. That being said, I'm wondering if any of you have recently noticed Russian women hanging out near Nana plaza. I'm going to be in Thailand in a few weeks and might like to sample some white meat. Thank you for your time and attention.[/QUOTE]


This can also be true of anyother information posted on the board it can change and needs to be up dated.

I have been told that a lot of cute girls working in the department stores often hook up with men at night for around 4000. Is this true?

If so how does one know and ask these girls?

Thank You

Least I forget, here's another perspective from a different country/thread that addresses the original query that started this last round of banter:

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=586753&postcount=5166[/url]

I thought the reply was most appropriate and definitely better than the proverbial RTFF.

I really like Thai girls but sometimes, for the sake of Change, I like to get myself a russian lady.

I understand that they are more expensive and sometimes less accomodating than the Thai girls, maybe a bit bitchy. Still, When you've had so many Thai pussies, a Russian one is a good change.

On another note, if one is in deer need of white pussy, there are quite a few Brittish and German girls hanging in the Irish Pubs (along sukhumvit)... Some are horny and might be available, if you have the time and patience to chat them up and buy some liquor ;)