Rio de Janeiro Reports

I am new to the forum and this is my first post! I first found this site about a year ago.

I must thank all the posters for valuable information. My trip to Costa Rica last fall went well, as did my trip to.

Rio De Janeiro at the end of January this year. I stayed at Copacabana and went to Monte Carlo, Edens Spa, and 4 X 4.

Not much of a new contribution compared to the experts on this forum, but I would never have found those places without ISG advice.

I enjoyed Rio so much that I have booked another trip for early June. I will be staying in Lapa this time and focusing on.

The Centro scene. If anyone wants to meet-up, I'll be in town from June 6 through June 15.

I tip my hat to you all!

If you are coming into sp or rj, send me a pm to be added to a local whatsapp group where I send out a update of bubba boy's guide.

Full disclosure I am not always the best guide, in fact, if anything, I am a little overwhelmed with guide requests, more specialized in lower cost RJ prives, but our group has many possible guides like jimmyboy, nounce, etc, and the guide itself has grown.

Glad to connect for a meal and uber and mutual security.

We call ourselves VFH, veterans of foreign hoars. Thanks mr. E for the work around stupid e monitoring grammatickal hack!

[QUOTE=ZofoMofo;2993088]I am new to the forum and this is my first post! I first found this site about a year ago.

I must thank all the posters for valuable information. My trip to Costa Rica last fall went well, as did my trip to.

Rio De Janeiro at the end of January this year. I stayed at Copacabana and went to Monte Carlo, Edens Spa, and 4 X 4.

Not much of a new contribution compared to the experts on this forum, but I would never have found those places without ISG advice.

I enjoyed Rio so much that I have booked another trip for early June. I will be staying in Lapa this time and focusing on.

The Centro scene. If anyone wants to meet-up, I'll be in town from June 6 through June 15.

I tip my hat to you all![/QUOTE]

Send me a pm. I will send you a updated bubbaboy guide via a whatsapp group.

[QUOTE=JimmyKII;2992718]Hi fellow mongers.

I'm a total Rio / Brasil newbie and am visiting Rio for the first time next week.

Only have two nights next to Copacabana and am travelling with a group and having guided tours all day long.

If possible, I'd like to venture out a bit the termas (4x4 or Monte Carlo?) or may be even a discotheque / club.

Is there anythiing comparable like the famous Help?

Where is it safe going to and enjoying garotas do programma?

Any recommandation would be helpful!

Thanks and take care!

Cheers.[/QUOTE]

A huge plus for 4x4. I forgot my burner phone in a locker at the club. I returned a couple days after and asked about it. The lady who tends to that room gave it to me. No doubt I gave her a nice tip. Funnily enough the club was quieter and had better girls than my previous visit. One has to learn never to completely write off a club.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2993234]A huge plus for 4x4. I forgot my burner phone in a locker at the club. I returned a couple days after and asked about it. The lady who tends to that room gave it to me. No doubt I gave her a nice tip. Funnily enough the club was quieter and had better girls than my previous visit. One has to learn never to completely write off a club.[/QUOTE]I always tip the old locker ladies and give them a big hug, and they always are so appreciative. You know they don't make shit and probably really don't even want to be there at that age. Besides, they really do something for me by keeping the locker room clean and organized versus some lazy cashier sitting on her butt just taking my money and looking for more. Nope! I only tip old locker ladies! Not much, like maybe 100 reals, which is nothing to me, but it means a lot to them.

Vagabundo banged a old regular, a Morena from Meier in a strait to the ass anal fuck in a centro love hotel.

It was 48 minutes of anal fucking, she comes in, blows me for a minute, takes the 300 puts it in her phone, deep french kiss, strip her fuck her ass in doggy and then just ride her ass for 48 minutes with ass to mouth. Best fuck in terms of time this year. Helps that vagabundo is up 44% year to date since he is a permabear. 410 r /48 cost per fuck per minute of 9 ish, came in her tight, but not as tight as it was in 2013 ass. She doesn't let me tie her up anymore like she did in the mergara motel in 2015. Wonder why? I do profile as a bit of a risk. I blessed my muay thai armband by running it over her clit and big pussy lips, and dipping it inside, then whipping it. They say I am a little violent my lovers, just a little. Her pussy juices embedding my muay thai armband, which should be blessed with the pussy juices of hot french kickboxers who reject too old professor vagabundo at kick boxing on thursdays while they kiss their 21 year old guys in the friggin gym like right there at practice. All boys catholic school in my teens has turned me into the dracula jekyl and hyde sex maniac I am today, in my 90's.

Ok, so vagabundo is moved, except for the cleaning of the old place. New place is a sublet for 4 months from a real friend whom I met through ISG, but I will keep the deets confidential. Just let us reflect, my bretheren, that we should try to steer an even keel and stay on good terms with all people, what goes around comes around. I mean, I can't begin to say how awesome this place is 12th floor overlooking barra posto 5 to 9 or so (we keep our fields of fire wide for the swiss navy stinger teams). This is my hunting ground for a new 30 month lease.

Work wise, vagabundo is actually excited to be working for the slavic orthodox church of rio de janeiro where the young russian kunts at university shall be taking my seed into their white athletic wombs during communion and the reading of the book of deuteronomy straight from the tabernacle holding the ancient texts and the russian jewish chicks shall sit on my face, shabatt shalom.

Ann amari has been blowing me off so what's up with that, maybe she is just playing me, ya think. Fortunately vagabundo hopped on the 309 bus to centro, scheduled twice with cat but had to go for the more expensive, straight to the anal ring choice of morena meier for the 48 minute ball draining fest it was. About 42 minutes, I am like, squirt for me baby with my dick in her ass, which as I mentioned was in her ass for 48 minutes. Vagabundo tends to pile drive his hoars, and they need to be strong, strong like the 20 year old native carioca kick boxer who totally ignored me, gave me the fucking heisman when I trie to say Hi at muay thai after my lame 20 minutes on the bag.

Why?

I am fat.

When I was face fucking morena meier in a cruel domineering ass to mouth move where I straddled her fit chest, between gagging on my bengala, she was like you need to lose weight looking at my belly, with my penis in her mouth.

Ok, so I will lose weight. I need to.

New place has a night 20 meter lap pool next to a gym with weights to clean and jerk and heavy bag which I will beat like my fucking dream wife, a hot ass morena who kick boxes, and can out punch me into my old age whence she shall protect me from all harm, that would be my dream girl the favela rocinha kick boxer who was like oh gawd don't let the old fat dude who can only do 20 minutes on the heavy bag talk to me again.

Ok, so after meier morena like squirts all over the bed, which is plastic for a reason, I cum in her ass. Like a champ. Like let's hear it for the old, fat eurasians with our dicks full of like 48 hours of jizz because our cute little 22 year old ann amari clones go to favela party instead of coming out to our awesome new condo. Don't say I am like a little miffed. On the whole, the slavic orthodox temple giving me a side office where I had most of my electronics -- the ground control stations for the hypersonic russian indian anti ship missiles, for which I now have great fields of fire -- and my great new place, not to mention the 48 minutes of ass to mouth anal pounding that I laid into francescka jaimes morena little counsin down here in rio de janeiro.

I mean she squirted, and a minute later I totally creampied her ass.

The only thing that vagabundo likes more than creampieing teen negra kunts may be creampie ing an ass of a morena clara falsa magra who still in her 30's takes it like a champ.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2993334] All boys catholic school in my teens has turned me into the dracula jekyl and hyde sex maniac I am today, in my 90's.

[/QUOTE]Ha-ha well, for someone who is in 90's it really a nice life, bro).

[QUOTE=Gbs123;2993427]Ha-ha well, for someone who is in 90's it really a nice life, bro).[/QUOTE]My uncle told me that my grandfather used to bang ladies in his early 90's but I suspect he didn't do it quite like Vagabundo though.

Anyone stayed there? If yes, is it girl-friendly? PM if you'd rather.

What is Address?

[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2993573]Anyone stayed there? If yes, is it girl-friendly? PM if you'd rather.[/QUOTE]

Administrative notes.

Since I am 7 minutes by uber from metro jardim oceanico, my directions to hoars is:

Vem no metro jardim oceanico, vai no uber no meu local, endereco. , vou pagar seu uber.

Attach:

Maps for metro, brt.

For my own reference:

Map of risk around rio for the various 'hoods from economist dot com (note, some sources are racist, though the publication is not, nor am I for reposting a respected journal).

[URL]https://www.economist.com/the-americas/2021/08/14/rio-de-janeiro-asks-why-its-cops-kill-so-many-black-people[/URL]

Well, this trip I've been to the four main termas multiple times. I think it would be unfair to grade them by comparison because talent varies there from time to time. I saw variations over the past three weeks so could imagine how it could be over three months for example. Nevertheless, the following is my experience for the period I've been here:

(1) Centaurus........ Best facilities, best music, darkest club (can hardly assess looks properly).

(2) Four X Four...... Liveliest club (suitable for the younger guys, especially the brothas).

(3) Solarium.......... Hottest girls. Most welcoming club with honest upfront approach.

(4) Monte Carlo...... Friendliest girls.

My favorite was Solarium. However, I won't advise punters to just accept what was my experience, explore for yourself and give your opinion.

So far I've not had a bad experience or even a just ok experience; all the girls have been remarkable as is to be expected in Rio de Janeiro. Special kudos in particular to the girls of Monte Carlo who were just amazing. For example, there was the mulatta I went with who DFK'd me before the room, during the room and after the room. Then when we said our goodbyes she left, then called me and rushed back and said "one more kiss". Only in Rio!

New Condo.

I am settling into a new apartment hotel condo in Barra. I did a workout -- 3 x2 rounds on heavy bag, 3 x cleans and jerks (not room for the jerks in most of the gym but found the area in front of the mirror), 4 laps of 20 m swim, lat pull down / leg extension super set x 3. Whey protein fruit juice recovery. Ideal spot. Yesterday, did some of the above, but went to beach, with chest pack with fins on a carabiner to adjust gear, with a 20 usd duct knife from home depot as my dive knife, and a back up dive knife in the form of a socp dagger.

Current is strong, drifted towards the south pole, so came in after just a few hundred meters.

Had Nia nacci one over, fucked her raw, creampied her three times Friday, four times Saturday, and two times this morning before I finally sold her number to some Russian for a thousand reais along with HR blood tests. He is paying her 1500 reais for a hour. I paid her the cost of an uber from central where she took a bus from niteroi. Since she knows I will get her idiot clients who overpay, she gives me her holes on command. Shot a load up her ass after 43 minutes of bareback anal and ass to mouth just to make her shut up while Nina deponca held the vibe up against her little mulatta clit so she would orgasm really well while I fucked her ass, which is by now well open to dick, mine being average at 17 cm, but thick, and aggressive. That picture was from 2015 when she was 18, so do the math. These are hoar years.

Nina deponca has been doing duplas with nia nacci one since 2015 in botafogo. Two big mulatta tits in a 12 h floor condo overlooking the Atlantic. Add amarula, and some favela weed, about ten liters of tits, if not 15.

So another good thing about this new place is the daily cleaning. A little lady in a cleaning uniform shows up daily at 13 h, makes sure you are not cooking crystal meth and growing weed, though that is just a joke. Some senior officer from the swiss navy intel is subletting this safe house to me for 4 months, and I am trying to not get kicked out. Kept the four mulatta tittles off of the balcony, except in their swim suits. The mulattas do a nice BDSM show with Nina dominating nia all tied up nice and tight hogtied, which is nice now that she lets me bareback fuck her hot, and mean volcanic bare pussy. I prefer the pussy, as biologically I am always breeding a negra with all the little brains in my sperm seeking to get back to the Africa that my eurasian heirs left 13,343 years ago on the sabbath, along with moses, read all about it in deuteronomy, chapter 69.

Made that big titted mulatta put her nasty little tongue up my ass, just to get her ready for the russian, whom, I am sure is titty fucking her now, that is what the russian means, right?

Semper ad usum fidelis nostrorum tantum.

[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2993573]Anyone stayed there? If yes, is it girl-friendly? PM if you'd rather.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2993608]What is Address?[/QUOTE]I'm not 100% sure but I think it's Edifício Barra Beach Residência, Av. Do Pepê, 1120 - Barra the Tijuca, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 22620-171, Brazil.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;2993334]

I am fat.

When I was face fucking morena meier in a cruel domineering ass to mouth move where I straddled her fit chest, between gagging on my bengala, she was like you need to lose weight looking at my belly, with my penis in her mouth.

Ok, so I will lose weight. I need to.


.[/QUOTE]Vagabundo, have you had your all your tests done? Complete review by a doctor? With your workout routine, the fat should be melting off of your body. Unless you are eating Big Bobs for lunch and gorging at a churrasco every night, it doesn't make sense that you are gaining weight. You have to take care of yourself!