Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Zauberfee]Though I'll stay a couple of days next month on Thonburi side I'm planning to give at least one of these 2 MP's a try.Does anyone have some recent experiences there?I'd also appriciate if someone could provide a taxi card or the address in thai font[/QUOTE]So finally I had my stay in Thonburi and went to the Massage Parlor at [url=http://www.krungthoncomplex.com/home.php]Krung Thon Complex[/url]. It's on Ratchada Road and easy to find because it's only 300m from The Mall Thaphra. Just pass the mall and after 300m (or maybe a little more) you will see huge building with a massage/sauna sign outside.To enter the venue ou have to walk around the building and then walk up two stairs. By entering you have a fish bowl on the left side, two rows for sideliners in front of you and some seats and a bar on the right side.I arrived there in the early afternoon. It was not busy at all. About 10 girls in the fish bowl and three more sideliners. None of them especially pretty in my opinion.After a while I choosed the most pretty one in the fishbowl. Her name was Som, she is 20, has a slim and tiny body and a nice A cup. Her english skills were next to nothing, so my poor thai had to make me survive. In most other parlors she would be nothing special, but here she was the eye catcher. We went up to a standard room with a tub, a bed and a seating place (just like anywhere else).The washing session was relaxing and nice but uneventful. Her performance in bed was standard for a massage parlor and poor overall. HJ, CBJ, cow girl until I came, no kissing at all. Nothing you are willing to tell your heirs about ... ;). I paid 1.600 THB and gave her 200 THB tip.Overall it was a waste of money, time and energy. When you have business to do at Thonburi you can take a look, but don't expect to much. In any case you should be able to speak thai. Noone spoke english, neither papasan, nor waiters, not the girls. At the time I was there, I was the only farang next to some Thais.

Actually I tried to expend my field research at Snow White and felt short. When I arrived there the other day I asked for a girl that "can do everything". Obviously that confused the 2 mamasans at the counter because they looked back and forth on their list of availability but it seemed they had a hard time to find someone. So I ended up again with Run/Lann ... :DSame great performance as the first time ... nothing more to add ;)I'm not sure if the performance of the other girls is equal to Run/Lann's, but you can't do wrong with her. For the other girls, you have to find out yourself.[QUOTE=Spider916]The girl Zauberfee is refering to is now called Run.[/QUOTE]Run and Lann should be the same pronounciation in thai ...

[QUOTE=Spider916]A mate visited Labelle a few days ago and was told that none of the girls does BBBJ. Can any recent visitor confirm or deny this info?Cheers[/QUOTE]Its not mandatory. But up to the girl.If you have good cheistry and are clean, good chance.Some girls rarely do it with first time customer for some reason.This answer could apply to most soapies.

[QUOTE=Zauberfee] Run and Lann should be the same pronounciation in thai ...[/QUOTE]I agree. Thai L and R are different to English versions and sound nearly the same to us.Thais cannot pronounce L in English style and sounds more like R, because they are not used to making their tongue flick the top teeth.To Thais the English letter R and L are virtually interchangeable.Run/Ran/Lan/Lann are all possible spellings for same word.Its not a common Thai name (I have never met anyone with this name), and could be possibly borrowing Japanese word Ran. Its fashionable for Thai names to borrow foreign words these days, e.g.Mint, Benz, Pancake, Pink, etc.

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]Its not mandatory. But up to the girl.If you have good cheistry and are clean, good chance.Some girls rarely do it with first time customer for some reason.This answer could apply to most soapies.[/QUOTE]Since it's a soapy, I think the excuse that you may not have polished your bellend before going is a bit weak, as surely that's her job in the bath?

Was there recently, arriving mid-afternoon. All the girls were on stools outside applying their make-up. Picked a smiling one named Bo. Once upstairs, I asked her to keep her shirt on - I could see I would not be missing much...She did the deed and took it all - just what I came for. Double-pun intended.Here's a question: What is etiquette when you literally stumble over a former colleague? A curt nod? A high-five? Silence? I have not read anything on this so far.

[QUOTE=Goatboy55]Since it's a soapy, I think the excuse that you may not have polished your bellend before going is a bit weak, as surely that's her job in the bath?[/QUOTE]No sir. You would not believe how many girls actually complain about the lack of Hygiene of most mongers "down there".

[QUOTE=Traveller China]Picked a smiling one named Bo. Once upstairs, I asked her to keep her shirt on - I could see I would not be missing much...She did the deed and took it all - just what I came for. Double-pun intended.[/QUOTE]I would like to recommend Pim (daytime shift) and Am (from 6 pm to closure). Far from being beauties they really know how to do their job.Cheers

[QUOTE=Traveller China]Here's a question: What is etiquette when you literally stumble over a former colleague? A curt nod? A high-five? Silence? I have not read anything on this so far.[/QUOTE]Her former colleague or your former colleague?If hers then a smiling [i]sabai dee mai[/i] would be in order.If yours then it would depend upon how well they know your wife and you know theirs.

[QUOTE=Lifeingr]I visited Aviva recently. I made a mistake first and I entered the wrong entrance just beside Aviva which is a hair-dressing shop that was full of old ladies. I immediately understood my mistake and step out, while the ladies where all together saying "next door"! I imagine that it has happened to other guys as well. :->I opted for the 1 hour oil and I took Oi (or Oy?). The mamasan let me choose by seeing the girls and not by the photo-book. Oi is petite, and has a nice skin. I told her from the beggining that I wanted special so she undressed and took the shower after (but not with) me. She started an average but not bead massage but since I had a time shortage I signaled to her that it is time for FS. She was quite good with a tight pussy and she was looking inside my eyes when I was doing her. Overall a nice experience and I can recommend both the place and the girl. The cost is the usual 1500 FS + the massage (400).[/QUOTE]Aviva is nice! My favorite in BKK. I use the left door though.Good report! PB

[QUOTE=Traveller China]....Here's a question: What is etiquette when you literally stumble over a former colleague? A curt nod? A high-five? Silence? I have not read anything on this so far.[/QUOTE]If you don't say 'hi' to your former colleague. Then it would be natural for him to suspect that you might have something against him. And after that he probably won't feel comfortable with you if you ever meet him again.Saying 'hi' is the right thing to do. And if he wants to make your meeting more friendly than that. Then it's up to him to make something more out of it.

[QUOTE=Primo Bolan]I use the left door though.[/QUOTE]I am sure you tried to imply something here but somehow, you lost me.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]I am sure you tried to imply something here but somehow, you lost me.[/QUOTE]Lifeingr... his post... he went into the wrong door.... Originally Posted by LifeingrI visited Aviva recently. I made a mistake first and I entered the wrong entrance just beside Aviva which is a hair-dressing shop that was full of old ladies. I immediately understood my mistake and step out, while the ladies where all together saying "next door"! I imagine that it has happened to other guys as well. :->

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]Run/Ran/Lan/Lann are all possible spellings for same word.Its not a common Thai name (I have never met anyone with this name), and could be possibly borrowing Japanese word Ran. Its fashionable for Thai names to borrow foreign words these days, e.g.Mint, Benz, Pancake, Pink, etc.[/QUOTE]In the photo book her name is spelled Run, in latin alphabet

Ex Tulip, Nestle, is opening her new shop (she says is for Friday) in soi 24, first subsoi on left, near Pink massage. She has for now six girls, some very beautiful, personally trained by her