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Maybe we should ask the Mortman for some of his mall pickup lines!

Usually I like to make a comment about some interesting clothing. I might ask for directions, but if I don't really need directions I feel stupid asking. I'm a poor liar anyway.

Asking for a restaurant recommendation and then asking her to join me works well, but I got tired of eating at Jollibee. Then I started saying, "Yea, I like Jollibee too, but I was there yesterday."

(I'm a terrible liar but I REALLY like the jollibee BEE IMAGE that stands out front. I think of that when I say I "like" Jollibee)

X

Thanks Gumby for the interesting airport story. I've flirted with a few airport rent-a-cops, but that is all. Maybe your friend has a friend in the computer section and searches your name. That's why she's always there smiling as you deboard.



[QUOTE=Mahal]Thanks for your feedback Mortman. I figured that was the issue, will do better next time![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=X Man]Maybe we should ask the Mortman for some of his mall pickup lines!

Usually I like to make a comment about some interesting clothing. I might ask for directions, but if I don't really need directions I feel stupid asking. I'm a poor liar anyway.

Asking for a restaurant recommendation and then asking her to join me works well, but I got tired of eating at Jollibee. Then I started saying, "Yea, I like Jollibee too, but I was there yesterday."

(I'm a terrible liar but I REALLY like the jollibee BEE IMAGE that stands out front. I think of that when I say I "like" Jollibee)

X

Thanks Gumby for the interesting airport story. I've flirted with a few airport rent-a-cops, but that is all. Maybe your friend has a friend in the computer section and searches your name. That's why she's always there smiling as you deboard.[/QUOTE]

X Man
I really wish I could lay claim to being a highly skilled lothario with a great arsenal of chat up lines however the truth is very different from that. My chat up lines tend to be quite boring but I make sure the opening line invites a response from the girl and makes it difficult for her to just answer yes or no. I always start using one of the 5 Ws...who, why, where, what, when as these kinds of questions force the girl into talking. One of the best conquests I had was in Gaisano Mall in CDO when I saw a girl walking on her own looking at the advertisement hoardings for movies. She did not seem approachable at all, didn't smile or give off any signals at all. I just went up and asked her what films she had seen (she answered "none I can't affford it ") and then I told her I would like to see a movie what movie did she think was worth seeing. Anyway within 20 minutes we were in a taxi back to my hotel, we didn't even go for a coffee or food first. She was a fantastic lay ( I reported this in the CDO thread). Anyway I didn't go and see a movie with her, it was just an excuse to chat. I think you have the right attitude about chatting to girls, it doesnt really matter what you say to them so long as you approach them first. The opening line does not have to be witty or humorous and if I was back home doing this I can assure you I would not get anywhere. Seems to work fine for me in the Phillipines

[QUOTE=Gumby2004]This advice also applies to airport 'pickups'. During one of my newbie trips, I made made the mistake of moving in on a sweetheart security guard at the manila airport. I was even naiive enough to meet a few of her security guard friends. Shiit! Imagine running into someone you know EVERY time you're at the fucking airport? Worse, imagine being unable to avoid them, even if you spot them first? And worse yet, being unable to avoid answering questions like, "where are you going? " With the Filipino gossip network being what it is, I may as well have handed the girl a GPS monitor.

Not only is your approach important, but it pays to consider where you are, and whether you expect to return to the same spot, before you make your move.[/QUOTE]Yeah & dont forget many girls have male cousins who work as security guards in practically every business... bamboo telegraph indeed...

AV

Now that you mention the “bamboo telegraph”, I got on FH for a few weeks before this trip and received daily messages from an OK looking Cebuana. Saw her my second day here and managed to open up her “puki”…appeared that as she had told me, she really had only had sex once before, information which I had doubted. After bloodying up the Marriott sheets, I became a believer. Anyway, the next day she goes nuts because I am spending time with my buddy and not with her. I receive a barrage of text messages beginning with, she’s going to erase all my messages and don’t talk to her again, to (after I say fine, do whatever you want), asking me to forgive her for sending the whacko messages. Anyway I basically tell her that I am not in Cebu to deal with someone who gets jealous over a guy friend, and that she had best find someone else who enjoys drama. So today she asks me if she can come by my hotel room tomorrow and use my computer to find another guy on FH. I say, no problem.

Meanwhile, I see a photo of a cutie on my yahoo messenger. I don’t remember who it is (like many others, I have added so many girls in my usual disorganized manner, that I am completely mixed up as to who is who), so say hi and ask her who she is. She starts chatting and turns on the cam. I see what appears to be a mother sitting next to her. Sure enough its her Mom, managing the situation. We talk for awhile and the girl is definitely sweet, so despite Mom’s presence I mention Jollibees in Ayala Mall and she’s over here in a flash. She is a munchkin but extremely cute IMHO. I take it slow, we talk for awhile and I buy her a couple of tubs of Jollibee chicken for Mom and the family. This goes over big and I start getting thank you text messages asking when she can see me again and go swimming in the hotel pool.

An hour later, I start getting lunatic messages once again from girl number one asking why I have another girl in my hotel. Since I hadn’t had anyone, (unfortunately) today in my room, I asked her what she was talking about. Turns out that girl number two is her cousin! She’s going nuts telling me if I want other girls, no problem..but not her cousin. Like any self respecting ISG member would do, I told her that she could forget about coming over tomorrow to use my computer and that I wouldn’t be answering any more of her text messages. I would like to pursue cutie number two, but don’t want to start a family war...so I may just forget the whole thing.

[QUOTE=David_33] Like any self respecting ISG member would do, I told her that she could forget about coming over tomorrow to use my computer and that I wouldn’t be answering any more of her text messages. I would like to pursue cutie number two, but don’t want to start a family war...so I may just forget the whole thing.[/QUOTE]
Nice FR David had me laughing..:D

Jealousy is a major issue and problem as many FIlipinas see it as a sign of love when it is IMHO a sign of insecurity And yes I agree when you start to get the whacko SMS then best drop the girl

Alternatively you could have asked if munchkin and girl #1 wanted a threesome - keep it in the family so to speak...:D If they said yes well done, if not she will think you are a crazy sex fiend (aren't we all?? :)) and stop bothering you.

[QUOTE=David_33]

An hour later, I start getting lunatic messages once again from girl number one asking why I have another girl in my hotel. Since I hadn’t had anyone, (unfortunately) today in my room, I asked her what she was talking about. Turns out that girl number two is her cousin! [/QUOTE]

Man! These are problems I wish I had right now! Great story David.

Yella Man

Just got another text message from her. Somehow she knows I barfined a girl from Stripes two nights ago. A weird cousin coincidence is one thing, but I have no idea how she found out about Stripes. I walked in...had some water...talked to a couple of girls and barfined one. Total time spent, maybe 20 minutes.

[QUOTE=David_33]Just got another text message from her. Somehow she knows I barfined a girl from Stripes two nights ago. A weird cousin coincidence is one thing, but I have no idea how she found out about Stripes. I walked in...had some water...talked to a couple of girls and barfined one. Total time spent, maybe 20 minutes.[/QUOTE]
You've got a stalker on your hands. You can either pull up stumps, break camp and move to new mongering grounds, or ignore her and root everything in sight including the cousin.

Chocha Monger,

I'm going for option two...and will get the cousin her bikini today so she can have an excuse to visit my hotel....

[QUOTE=Mr Durex]Hi guys,

Next month I am going to a Moalboal which "near" Cebu, to have (or have not) a substitute if it breaks with my gf I want to ask if one knows if there are some nice girls around moalboal too.

Thanks in advance and keep it save guys.[/QUOTE]

The talent in MOALBOAL is thin, but this being the Phil you can always score if you are patient. The biggest thing going is a disco on saturday and saturday only can't remember the name. I've seen one or two girls hanging roundthe beahc bars but nothing outstanding. Mostly what you have is the girls (and their BF's) coming in from the surrounding province on Saturday to go to the disco.

Easy to get to Moalboal, go to CITI link near E Mall in Cebu, get the bus to Badian or Molboal, cheap, takes about two hours to get there. So My startegy would be if it doesn't work out, go back to Cebu where the ladies are more plentiful and better looking.

Goodluck

Spamhog

THX a lot for your advice mate :-)

[QUOTE=Spam Hog]The talent in MOALBOAL is thin, but this being the Phil you can always score if you are patient. The biggest thing going is a disco on saturday and saturday only can't remember the name. I've seen one or two girls hanging roundthe beahc bars but nothing outstanding. Mostly what you have is the girls (and their BF's) coming in from the surrounding province on Saturday to go to the disco.

Easy to get to Moalboal, go to CITI link near E Mall in Cebu, get the bus to Badian or Molboal, cheap, takes about two hours to get there. So My startegy would be if it doesn't work out, go back to Cebu where the ladies are more plentiful and better looking.

Goodluck

Spamhog[/QUOTE]

Was only in Cebu one night this days off and made it to Ayalla for some Ribs with the regular girl and a friend. After dinner, went over to Fridays for a san mig light (Coldest beer in the PI). As My girl and I were sitting outside on the patio, I observed something to share. Two girls starting hanging outside on the patio in front of Fridays. One was a 6 and the other was smoking hot at around an 8. My girls back was to them so I made it a point to give and get a couple smiles. What I witnissed was that they kept looking in the bar area. After about 5 minutes of obvious flirting with someone inside, the two girls walked in the bar and pulled up a seat at the bar next to a guy in his late 40's, early 50's. Two drinks were bought and I'm sure he had a nice evening. Point is: You don't even need to get off your bar stool to pick girls up here!

The key to all the reports before about Ayalla or any mall with having difficulties is: a big smile, and make eye contact. If you get a smile or a look, stop and ask directions, ask her anything-doesn't matter. A lot of these girls are very shy to foreigners to start the first contact so they will only give a quick look. A quick look or a smile is your que. Once you start chatting and being nice with them, they will open up. Within a few minutes you will know how its going to go. It's up to you!

Peace out!

[QUOTE=The Rooster1]After dinner, went over to Fridays for a san mig light (Coldest beer in the PI).[/QUOTE]
Yes that area around TGIF is a good place to scope out the women and also down by the water fountain! But would have to disagree about TGIF having the coldest beer. Was convinced before that Lonestar had the coldest beer but I believe there is another contender. Liza's Sea Pub has beer so frosty, you can write your name on the bottle!

Damn, Liza's was another place I seemed to miss on my last trip.

TGIF does have icy ones. I got hiccups drinking ....although I'm not sure if that is a result of the coldness.

[QUOTE=Mattrick]Yes that area around TGIF is a good place to scope out the women and also down by the water fountain! But would have to disagree about TGIF having the coldest beer. Was convinced before that Lonestar had the coldest beer but I believe there is another contender. Liza's Sea Pub has beer so frosty, you can write your name on the bottle![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mortman] I think you have the right attitude about chatting to girls, it doesnt really matter what you say to them so long as you approach them first. The opening line does not have to be witty or humorous and if I was back home doing this I can assure you I would not get anywhere. Seems to work fine for me in the Phillipines[/QUOTE]

Actually this works anywhere. "Playas" are everywhere.

Most men are pussies and can't approach women. When women talk about "confident" - they are referring these pussies.

And it doesn't take much talking either (smooth, suave, all that is just movies & music).

The problem as it were, is that you have to put up with stuff.
Some have bad breath but you can't not kiss her - women are big on this, part of their "foreplay" script.
You are expected to DATY (although she may not blow you) and many women do not drink enough water and that will manifest itself in her pussy. No amount of saliva will wash away that [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]-stained, sweaty crotch.
Some will have grey pubic-hair (very common amongst 30 year-olds in Hong Kong, given all that stress) and not shave. Can you put up with that?

Hookers are much easier - they shower, they blow you, they don't expect DATY (realize many here do, gosh!).

Sex should be about satisfaction for the male. What's all this making her cum shit? Do silver-backs sit around wondering whether he pleased his mate? Wolves, lions, bears, pre-historic man?

That's my 2 cents free.