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Request to courier in laptop and memory, Catwoman Wednesday.

So, Catwoman and I watch a huge amount of kinky porn together often with large amounts of coconut loil, coconut water, and other bodily fluids, so I go through laptops at a rapid rate as I am video taping her on a vertex socp pack, the small one, strapped to my chest while I fuck her. It is all in the Gdrive of all of my close friends for the swiss regulators, but fuck them, I am never going back. That is why I need any of you fine ISGers to bring me the following items from some place like the United States serviced by amazon.

Lenovo ThinkPad T14 Gen2 Business Laptop, 14-Inch FHD 1920 x 1080 Display, 11th Generation Quad-Core i5-1135 G7, 16 GB DDR4 RAM, 512 GB SSD, Wi-Fi, HDMI, Windows 11 Pro (Renewed).

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$329.00 $329.00.

OWC 32 GB DDR4 3200 MHz PC4-25600 CL22 1. 2 V 260 pin Non-ECC SODIMM Memory RAM Compatible with Lenovo ThinkPad P16's G1 P17 G1 P17 G2 T14 G1 T14 G2.

For 85 dollars on amazon.

5 m.

So, it was like Wednesday. Cherry torn says she will come over at 13 h. She arrives right on time. We fuck for 75 minutes. Many of you have too fucked callsign cherry torn, but I keep switching the names, so as to protect the innocent, and disease free, which she is.

I pay her $350 r plus 100 $are uber and ifood. For 3 hours of her sitting on my bed. With jars of coconut oil, coconut water, and hardcore porno which tapes we made together over the last 2 years. See I mean, we fucked with her sitting on my dick.

First we fucked with her bent over the bed, fucking her ample cheeks from behind into her pussy.

THen we fucked with her on top, and doggy, for about 30 minutes, actually often to a full hour. Memories fade.

I fucked her with an asus laptop on the bed, and it quickly died.

Look, This may seem off topic. But when you go around RIo de janeiro in centro or the other tough areas, you see thinkpads. Solid business laptops for the serious business of crypto premium derivatives trading and light gaming.

The t14 gen 2 above at 335 US Dollars is fuck you money. I make or lose, mostly make as I am having a good year, that much in like 15 minutes. I will be glad to talk mstr iron condors with any man who has a knowledge of that strategy from lovely Lugano, Switzerland, the home of crypto.

And the memory. I will be glad to get on a phone call with you, and we can arrange payment details, usually payment in local currency upon receipt in Rio along with a personalized guide for half a day of the better sex prives and locals of centro rio de janeiro.

Be a good chap and get Vagabundo a salt proof maxam knife for 24 dollars. It looks like a german spyderco clone and since vagabundo is half german, it looks like a good fit for when your hero needs t defend himself at close quarters from a hoar, a pimp, or some other aggressor.

So with cherry torn cat the total was 350/75 or a cost per fuck per minute of well into the 5 area, good fuck for buck.

Monger on fellas.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3013862]Because it is a ridiculous concept, the same as transwoman. It is a dude with makeup and a wig. [/QUOTE]Here you go again. You think everything is black and white. You are describing what you think don't exist. If they are all the same, what is the reason some men will have sex with one but not the other.

Did you remember you were dating a civilian and not knowing she was a working girl?

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;3013971]A so-called semipro could fuck 5 dudes in a day, while a chica working up in a casa or termas only fucked 2. I think it is more of a mental thing. I assume you have not done much fucking because you have this other job. [/QUOTE]

The keyword is "could", and it does not mean they have. You know exactly what others mean. I doubt even majority of professional can have 5 a day and you can't prove majority of semipro fuck 5 a day. I say at most 4 that she fucks two regular customers, and provides BJ to the two drivers that take her to the customers.

[QUOTE=TheCane;3013999]I'm not one to get caught up in all this terminology. Hardcore, semipro, part time, whatever. All I care about is if she's full time hooking when I'm trying to fuck her! Hahaha![/QUOTE]I am curious, why full time?

[QUOTE=Nounce;3014143]I am curious, why full time?[/QUOTE]Meaning "right now" Nounce. It was a joke.

[QUOTE=Nounce;3014142]Here you go again. You think everything is black and white. You are describing what you think don't exist. If they are all the same, what is the reason some men will have sex with one but not the other.[/QUOTE]Because of their perception.

[QUOTE=Nounce;3014142]Did you remember you were dating a civilian and not knowing she was a working girl?[/QUOTE]That is a perfect example. I did not know she was fucking as many people as she could for money, because she never asked me for any. Likewise, the people after semi-pros do not know how many those chicks are fucking either. They are just under the impression that since she has a normal job that she may not be fucking as many as one working in a house of ill repute, which may not be true at all.

The chick I was dating had a normal job, in school, and unbeknownst to me, was fucking for money in orgies as well. If she fucked 5 guys at a monger orgy on Saturday night would she still be a semi-pro based on her having a regular job? Or would fucking 5 guys for money in one night automatically throw her into the pro category regardless of having the regular job?

One thing we are not is privy to how many people someone has fucked before us. That is why I say it is only a person's perception that is driving this semi-pro business.

[QUOTE=Nounce;3014142]Here you go again. You think everything is black and white. You are describing what you think don't exist. If they are all the same, what is the reason some men will have sex with one but not the other.

Did you remember you were dating a civilian and not knowing she was a working girl?



The keyword is "could", and it does not mean they have. You know exactly what others mean. I doubt even majority of professional can have 5 a day and you can't prove majority of semipro fuck 5 a day. I say at most 4 that she fucks two regular customers, and provides BJ to the two drivers that take her to the customers.[/QUOTE]A few weeks ago I fucked an escort who came to my place, told me she had never done this before and asked if she could massage only. I asked her to talk to the guy who sent her (who supplies me with escorts). She did so then entered my room and began to strip then we were off to the races. After the deed we began to chat, she told me that she was a law student. She also told me that she was not doing it for money (very curious). She also told me that I was very good in bed, much better than her boyfriend. I then told her I would be booking her every time I want to fuck and she said great. I took her whatsapp. I subsequently contacted her, no response to date. I contacted the guy who sent her, he said she no longer works. What do you call her?

[QUOTE=Turgid;3014149]A few weeks ago I fucked an escort who came to my place, told me she had never done this before and asked if she could massage only. I asked her to talk to the guy who sent her (who supplies me with escorts). She did so then entered my room and began to strip then we were off to the races. After the deed we began to chat, she told me that she was a law student. She also told me that she was not doing it for money (very curious). She also told me that I was very good in bed, much better than her boyfriend. I then told her I would be booking her every time I want to fuck and she said great. I took her whatsapp. I subsequently contacted her, no response to date. I contacted the guy who sent her, he said she no longer works. What do you call her?[/QUOTE]Liar all the way around LMAO!

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;3014148]Because of their perception.[/QUOTE]It could be right and it could be wrong but the point is you know what the term means.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3014149]A few weeks ago I fucked an escort who came to my place, told me she had never done this before and asked if she could massage only.....[/QUOTE]When I first started doing Seeking Arrangement I had this happen a few times with younger girls (maybe 15% of those on the site). They were honestly that naive. After that I made it clear that they could bail after meeting, but I would not pay them without intimacy.

The websites of the main termas don't have any pricing listed and for my first trip to Rio I think it's probably safer for me to just not bother with bringing any ladies back to my room until I've got one trip done. So I'm thinking of just visiting these main termas including Monte Carlo, Solarium, Centaurus and 4 x4. Maybe add on Termas 65 too. I've only done FKK clubs in Germany which might have a similar setup as the termas. Does the entry fees at Rio termas include any non-alcoholic drinks and food in addition to use of any facilities? What would be the entry fees for the above termas (I assume 4 x4 is much less than the others due to location)?

Then for the girls are they like the German FKKs where the girls quote whatever they want but there is a usual acceptable range for ST? Or would ST sessions be standardized at a certain rate? Again, what would be the average accepted rate at each of the above venues?

I figure if I stick to just these venues for my first trip, I'll know not only how much to budget but I won't have to worry about the hassles and security of finding and bringing back guest friendly accommodations. I'll leave that for future trips.

SOmehwere in military history Napoleon said "I studied my map". Well, to plant your massive ordinance penetrators into Rio de Janeiro pussy -- to fuck at a good price. This is the map you*need*to*study*.

This map should go with my guide on where to live in Rio, the update to bubba boy's guide, which admittedly, is too long and could be revised down to 20 pages from its present 175 pages of bloated digital nomad content. But some of you use that, just like you borrow condoms, or carabiners or some botocario deodorant from Vagabundo, so don't put down the prepper, the ultimate prep is to gtfo of a covid feminazi rich country and go to where real men chase cheap Negra loira and mulatta pussy, rio de Janeiro. *To*wit*-.

CPF: Cost per fuck. You calibrate your bratwurst, your pepperoni, your penis to cost per fuck at PRIVES (see [URL]GPArena.net[/URL]), sometime during working hours from 11 h to 18 h at the RIo metro stops -- Uruguiana, Carioca, Cinelandia, or Cardeal Arcoverde. You go in there and you fuck for 150 to 200 r per hour, and you bring your tests and negotiate bareback. Don't fake your tests or everyone myself included will kick your ass out of Rio. I can provide the contact of a mobile test guy who will come and do a blood draw. Play safe. Brazilians actually are cleaner than most people, cleaner than Mexicans for sure, and much cleaner (and less fat) than Americans, which is yet another reason that Brazil is purgatory, if not Heaven of Hell, it is where good jews go when they are done killing for Mossad to live in purgatory, or sheol, which is to say, fucking Brazilian chicks on the beach in barra, near METRO JARDIM OCEANICO is the height of human or at least Male existence. If Adam had been born into the world in Barra, there might not be a bible and all this drama. Just come to Rio, find a place as near to METRO JARDIM OCEANICO as possible, within walking distance, even if it is a kilometer, and as the eagles said, find a place and make your stand, and take it easy. The Hotel California, the infamous Transamerica is here, at Posto 5. So, after you have pumped your manly seed into the womb of some Brazilian hoar for 200 r per hour at METRO URUGUIANA, or METRO SAO CRISTAVAO (Vila Mimosa, Mosaico), or Sans Pena (Annes Massagem), THEN. And only THEN -- you go to Perola Negra, at Ave de Pepe 400, again, within a long walk but a walk from METRO JARDIM OCEANICO later in the night, best to get there at 21 h or 22 h. Eat before at Pineapple on Olegario Maciel. See my previous post or the updated bubba boy guide for Where to Eat / Literature / Dining / Sex*guide*in*Rio.

So, some ISGers are complaining that the Perola Negra girls have pumped up their prices to 950, etc. Well, this is during BRIC bullshit o paloooza, which is kind of like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas without the money, because, to be honest, the fucking Brazilians are broke as fuck, as every interaction shows. The Brazilians hate their president who thinks he is the president of an important country, but as the Economist said, it is not important, which is why Vagabundo chooses to live in eternal purgatory here, which is to say, it is not important, it is not important enough to be a player in war, which is itself a worthy good thing in and off itself. But Vagabundo doesn't vote here, he just pays in cash for pussy here, so what*does*he*know?

Where do you want to live in Brasil from 3 days to 7 years? As close to Metro Jardim Oceanico as possible. Hit up vagabundo 24 hours in advance or more, and he will take you on a pussy patrol starting at Metro Jardim Oceanico sometime around noon give or*take*an*hour.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3014211]So I'm thinking of just visiting these main termas including Monte Carlo, Solarium, Centaurus and 4 x4. Maybe add on Termas 65 too. I've only done FKK clubs in Germany which might have a similar setup as the termas. Does the entry fees at Rio termas include any non-alcoholic drinks and food in addition to use of any facilities?
[/QUOTE]I suggest you dial way down your expectations on Rio termas anywhere comparable to German FKKs. Think of them as clubs with a small namesake sauna (Centaurus has the best facilities with a small pool if I remember correctly) I doubt any patrons use those facilities like in FKKs). No fee non-alcholic drinks (including water) or food in any of the termas. Some termas may include 1 (or 2) drinks in entry fee. I know Solarium give a drink coupon worth are are $30 if you pay entry fee in cash. It's been a while since I visited Centaurus, but I remember they gave me 1 free drink as part of the entry fee. No free drinks at other termas on your list.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3014211]
What would be the entry fees for the above termas (I assume 4 x4 is much less than the others due to location)?
[/QUOTE]RTFF and find that out. It shouldn't that difficult considering you have almost 1000 posts on this forum.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3014211]
Then for the girls are they like the German FKKs where the girls quote whatever they want but there is a usual acceptable range for ST? Or would ST sessions be standardized at a certain rate? Again, what would be the average accepted rate at each of the above venues?
[/QUOTE]Girl price is fixed in the termas. What you pay depends on the amount of time and the room type you choose.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3014211]
I figure if I stick to just these venues for my first trip, I'll know not only how much to budget but I won't have to worry about the hassles and security of finding and bringing back guest friendly accommodations. I'll leave that for future trips.[/QUOTE]Not a bad idea! See the area for yourself and adjust your moments accordingly.

[QUOTE=TheCane;3014151]Liar all the way around LMAO![/QUOTE]Mongers who only fuck skank hoes would not believe it.

Good Morrow Sers.

Pray lend me thine ears. I have taken mine ease with the fair maidens of Termas Centarus, Termas 4 x4, and of Solarium. Yet mine heart doth yearn to know of other termas within the bounds of Rio, that hidden jewel of the South.

'Tis mine intent to sojourn beyond the paths trodden by the common traveller—to seek pleasures and discoveries in places oft overlooked. Pray, in 2 fortnights mine army shall once more set foot upon the hallowed soil of the Land of Rio.

If thou holdest knowledge of such secret havens, I entreat thee: share thy counsel with a humble knight.

With strength and honor.

Lord Baratheon.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3014214]... sometime during working hours from 11 h to 18 h at the RIo metro stops -- Uruguiana, Carioca, Cinelandia, or Cardeal Arcoverde. You go in there and you fuck for 150 to 200 r per hour...[/QUOTE]Explain this part please? There is terma in the place? Or someking of casa or brothel? I suppose the girls arent fucking into the Metro. It may be a noob question but I never been to rio yet. My first trip there will be in a few month.