Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=LordBaratheon;3014411]Good Morrow Sers.

Pray lend me thine ears. I have taken mine ease with the fair maidens of Termas Centarus, Termas 4 x4, and of Solarium. Yet mine heart doth yearn to know of other termas within the bounds of Rio, that hidden jewel of the South.

'Tis mine intent to sojourn beyond the paths trodden by the common travellerto seek pleasures and discoveries in places oft overlooked. Pray, in 2 fortnights mine army shall once more set foot upon the hallowed soil of the Land of Rio.

If thou holdest knowledge of such secret havens, I entreat thee: share thy counsel with a humble knight.

With strength and honor.

Lord Baratheon.[/QUOTE]Seek ye the bath house of Monte Carlo where many a scarlet strumpet are to be found. Perhaps other noble gents can advise thee of similar venues of entertainment within the province.

[QUOTE=turgid;3014518]seek ye the bath house of monte carlo where many a scarlet strumpet are to be found. Perhaps other noble gents can provide thee with other venues of entertainment within the realm.[/QUOTE]RTFF! Lmao!

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3014214]SOmehwere in military history Napoleon said "I studied my map". Well, to plant your massive ordinance penetrators into Rio de Janeiro pussy -- to fuck at a good price. This is the map you*need*to*study*.

This map should go with my guide on where to live in Rio, the update to bubba boy's guide, which admittedly, is too long and could be revised down to 20 pages from its present 175 pages of bloated digital nomad content. But some of you use that, just like you borrow condoms, or carabiners or some botocario deodorant from Vagabundo, so don't put down the prepper, the ultimate prep is to gtfo of a covid feminazi rich country and go to where real men chase cheap Negra loira and mulatta pussy, rio de Janeiro. *To*wit*-.

CPF: Cost per fuck. You calibrate your bratwurst, your pepperoni, your penis to cost per fuck at PRIVES (see [URL]GPArena.net[/URL]), sometime during working hours from 11 h to 18 h at the RIo metro stops -- Uruguiana, Carioca, Cinelandia, or Cardeal Arcoverde. You go in there and you fuck for 150 to 200 r per hour, and you bring your tests and negotiate bareback. Don't fake your tests or everyone myself included will kick your ass out of Rio. I can provide the contact of a mobile test guy who will come and do a blood draw. Play safe. Brazilians actually are cleaner than most people, cleaner than Mexicans for sure, and much cleaner (and less fat) than Americans, which is yet another reason that Brazil is purgatory, if not Heaven of Hell, it is where good jews go when they are done killing for Mossad to live in purgatory, or sheol, which is to say, fucking Brazilian chicks on the beach in barra, near METRO JARDIM OCEANICO is the height of human or at least Male existence. If Adam had been born into the world in Barra, there might not be a bible and all this drama. Just come to Rio, find a place as near to METRO JARDIM OCEANICO as possible, within walking distance, even if it is a kilometer, and as the eagles said, find a place and make your stand, and take it easy. The Hotel California, the infamous Transamerica is here, at Posto 5. So, after you have pumped your manly seed into the womb of some Brazilian hoar for 200 r per hour at METRO URUGUIANA, or METRO SAO CRISTAVAO (Vila Mimosa, Mosaico), or Sans Pena (Annes Massagem), THEN. And only THEN -- you go to Perola Negra, at Ave de Pepe 400, again, within a long walk but a walk from METRO JARDIM OCEANICO later in the night, best to get there at 21 h or 22 h. Eat before at Pineapple on Olegario Maciel. See my previous post or the updated bubba boy guide for Where to Eat / Literature / Dining / Sex*guide*in*Rio.

So, some ISGers are complaining that the Perola Negra girls have pumped up their prices to 950, etc. Well, this is during BRIC bullshit o paloooza, which is kind of like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas without the money, because, to be honest, the fucking Brazilians are broke as fuck, as every interaction shows. The Brazilians hate their president who thinks he is the president of an important country, but as the Economist said, it is not important, which is why Vagabundo chooses to live in eternal purgatory here, which is to say, it is not important, it is not important enough to be a player in war, which is itself a worthy good thing in and off itself. But Vagabundo doesn't vote here, he just pays in cash for pussy here, so what*does*he*know?

Where do you want to live in Brasil from 3 days to 7 years? As close to Metro Jardim Oceanico as possible. Hit up vagabundo 24 hours in advance or more, and he will take you on a pussy patrol starting at Metro Jardim Oceanico sometime around noon give or*take*an*hour.[/QUOTE]

Very good info in this brick of text, here a short version with the important stuffs:

Into PRIVES section of the website *[URL]GPArena.net[/URL].

Sometime during working hours from 11 h to 18 h at the RIo metro stops -- Uruguiana, Carioca, Cinelandia, or Cardeal Arcoverde:*You go in there and you fuck for 150 to 200 are per hour*.

Chicks on the beach in barra near METRO JARDIM OCEANICO.

Find a place as near to METRO JARDIM OCEANICO as possible, within walking distance, even if it is a kilometer: The Hotel California, the infamous Transamerica is here, at Posto 5. *.

***** for 200 are per hour at METRO URUGUIANA, METRO SAO CRISTAVAO (Vila Mimosa, Mosaico) and Sans Pena (Annes Massagem).

Perola Negra at Ave de Pepe 400: a long walk but a walk from METRO JARDIM OCEANICO later in the night. Best to get there at 21 h or 22 h.

Some ISGers are complaining that the Perola Negra girls have pumped up their prices to 950, etc. Well, this is during BRIC bullshit o paloooza (price seem to be back asa usual).

PM me and I will send you a link to our whatsapp group where I send out the updated bubbaboy guide with the details and we can meet when you get to rio.

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3014512]Explain this part please? There is terma in the place? Or someking of casa or brothel? I suppose the girls arent fucking into the Metro. It may be a noob question but I never been to rio yet. My first trip there will be in a few month.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheCane;3014519]RTFF! Lmao![/QUOTE]Impudent knave! One doth not respond to a lord in that manner.

[QUOTE=Turgid;3014518]Seek ye the bath house of Monte Carlo where many a scarlet strumpet are to be found. Perhaps other noble gents can advise thee of similar venues of entertainment within the province.[/QUOTE]To the Esteemed Sir Turgid, Earl of Dover and Duke of Fairfax.

Ah, indeed Monte Carlo, that illustrious hall of indulgence and delight. How grievous the oversight, that I should neglect to include such a revered establishment in mine earlier proclamations! Pray forgive the failings of mine memory.

I did grace its noble chambers. And there I did consort with a fair maiden a tan enchantress of modest height, with hair black as ravens' wings cascading down her back, and a form sculpted as though by the hands of Grecian artisans-well-acquainted with the art of bodily discipline.

The lady did decline mine offer of wine or cordial professing a vow to a diet low in sugared temptation. Yet we soon found ourselves retired to more private quarters, whereupon vigorous and most spirited congress did ensue a dance of flesh if you will.

Alas, her name eludes me a ghost on the tongue. Yet by convenience of parchment and ink, her means of contact remain in my possession, should I choose to summon her once more.

As for the halls of Monte Carlo their splendor rivals even the mighty Centaurus. A temple of opulence and pleasure, fit for noblemen and brigands alike.

With Strength and Honor.

Lord Baratheon.

Have any of you been to Vitrinni Lounge Beer in Barra?

[QUOTE=Chicago85;3014599]Have any of you been to Vitrinni Lounge Beer in Barra?

A couple of the hottest girls that I've met in Rio and Sao Paulo recommended it to me. I understand that it gets started a bit later, like 11 pm / 12 am, but 1/3 to 1/2 the girls are semi-pros. You will probably need to speak some conversational Portuguese.[/QUOTE]Pretty sure Socrates has been. Think you guys may have met up? I'the check w him.

Sex hotels for porno and orgies for locals, both in Jacaparagua.

Hotel Caricia.

Hotel Girassol.

In 2089, Vagabundo, aged 120 to the day shall die here, trading hoars and options on a thinkpad with dozens of hoar nurse Negra mulatta Morena loiras and our 83,345 children and great grandchildren, all vested into a LTDA that owns billions of reais and dolars in Rio de Janeiro property, thus concluding the book of deuternonomy. Selah. / s /*Moses,*By*Dir.

In 2089, Vagabundo, aged 120 to the day shall die here, trading hoars and options on a thinkpad with dozens of hoar nurse Negra mulatta Morena loiras and our 83,345 children and great grandchildren, all vested into a LTDA that owns billions of reais and dolars in Rio de Janeiro property, thus concluding the book of deuternonomy. Selah. / s /*Moses,*By*Dir.

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Hotel Caricia.

[URL]https://motelgirassol.com.br/[/URL]

Hotel Girassol.

[QUOTE=Chicago85;3014599]Have any of you been to Vitrinni Lounge Beer in Barra?[/QUOTE]Typical nightclub. Gets going late, and they seem to have it skewed way towards the VIP side as far as entry, service, amenities. There is another place right down the street, in case it's not your vibe (to the west). Good amount of hot chicks, but probably not a spot to go solo.

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;3014764]Typical nightclub. Gets going late, and they seem to have it skewed way towards the VIP side as far as entry, service, amenities. There is another place right down the street, in case it's not your vibe (to the west). Good amount of hot chicks, but probably not a spot to go solo.[/QUOTE]What are the bests solo spot near copacabana? Is there any place like strip club with room to fuck the girls like in Colombia of somekind of brothel with more bad alike atmosphere?

[QUOTE=SocratesNY;3003345]ALL PRICING is in Brazilian Reals unless denoted by USD.

DISCAIMER: These are just MY favorite termas and clubs. Everyone's taste, goals and budget varies. For ME, I like the young pretty, thin runway model / athletic swimsuit model type who are morenas or brancas, whether they be blondes, brunettes or redheads. I am fortunate that I have a high enough hobbying budget that these "tier 1" termas and clubs are affordable to me so I am not saying these are the best places to visit for everyone. I also am not an ex-pat or a digital nomad who spends most of my time in Brazil so I don't try to stretch my budget or do the civilian scene. I have been visiting Brazil every 2 months for a week or 2 at a time for the last 5+ years, so I ain't a newbie either. I just value my time, convenience and comfort. My main priority isn't to get the best value or find diamonds in the rough.

Termas.

Termas are small sauna clubs with basic spa facilities. Don't expect the same facilities as a big Frankfurt FKK, which would have a large pool, outdoor tanning / lounging areas, sleeping / quiet areas, big jacuzzis for you and the girl to play in, big steam rooms and saunas and special sauna / steam programs and dedicated area with private rooms for professional veggie massages.

RJ termas operates a bit like a small FKK. You pay an admission to use its "spa" facilities and usually include a drink or 2. Unlike FKKs, the is no included food or non-alcoholic drinks. Usage of rooms are an extra charge. The plus is that the pricing of the girls ("massage therapists") are set on a menu with transparent pricing. There is no negotiation on price per xx amount of time as is currently the case at most FKKs. There SHOULD be no upcharge either for GFE service.

After paying your admission, you are given a key to a locker to change out of your clothes into a robe and flip flops and store your belongings. Most guys keep their underwear on, unlike at a FKK. In some termas, changing out of your clothes is optional. There are showers and bath amenities to freshen up.

At a FKK, the nudist culture, sauna / spa and sun bathing aspect of the "FKK" are all part of the experience. At a RJ termas, the "sauna / spa" is light on facilities / amenities and more of an excuse / pretense to get out of your normal clothes so you don't go home smelling like you just came from a brothel 😜.

You can easily spend a whole day at a big FKK without being bored. At the RJ termas, I rarely stay more than an hour or two before I am bored if I don't see a girl I am interested in. One night, I went to the 4 termas on my list within 2 hours without finding someone I liked. Before going to the clubs in Copacabana.

Once in your robe and flip flops, you move on to the main area where all the girls hang out. This area has a bar with stools and sitting area with small tables to lounge around. There are also a few poles for strip shows. It's similar to a small to medium size strip club or disco in the USA, but without a big stage or runway for strippers to dance.

The girls are usually in skimpy dresses, lingerie or bikinis and lounging around waiting for clients. In most of the termas, they don't approach you or don't do so aggressively. You can relax, have a drink, eat a meal in this area.

Most guys will chill for a bit before they pick a girl to keep them company. When you chat them up, you can check her chemistry, get a better look, see if you guys vibe, talk about service or fetishes, etc. Many guys also like to feel up the goods and also make out with the girl to get a preview of how they perform in the room.

One great thing about termas vs. FKK is that service should be all inclusive. There SHOULD be no upcharge for DFK, BBBJ, DATY, GFE, etc. Just ask if they do it and they will either say they do or don't. This usually also applies to anal sex. Probably only 10% or less of the girls I asked about anal said they would only it for an upcharge. They rest either offer it or don't. This is not to say that a few sharks who smell a newbie won't try to add a gringo surcharge for GFE services. Just don't fall for it. Hold firm and they will usually relent or just pick another girl who would be happy to provide the GFE or PSE services you want.

Solarium. Lagoa.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/aqcYQ1njtcNYzMS36[/URL]

My favorite terma, as it consistently has the hottest girls for my tastes, which generally lean toward young, pretty, cute, thin or athletic morenas or brancas. Service level seems to be consistently better than the other termas for passionate GFE / PSE. The lineup usually range from around 10 -15 girls in the afternoon and grows to 20-30 at night. Generally a very chill vibe. Very good lighting in the main space so you get a good view of the girls. Music isn't too loud and actually quiet in the afternoon so easy to have a conversation.

Pricing is 150 entrance + 200 for room + 450 girl for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.

4 x4 (Quarto por Quattro) - Centro.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/fTEY3R6oD6jjQ5US6[/URL]

A very fun and lively boate / terma. I usually come by at night and usually skip the robes and keep my clothes on. Girls are generally more raunchy and have a more PSE look. Service is top notch and appeals to locals. Also can find more darker skinned girls work here. Usually 30-50 girls work here at night. Disco / terma is upstairs and more wild, while the whiskeria is downstairs and more quiet. After midnight, upstairs closes and everyone moves downstairs. Lighting is a little dark so can hide a girl's true looks a bit. Pretty loud at night so I often take the girl to the quieter smoking area in the back or downstairs to talk.

Pricing is 60 entrance + 460 for girl + room for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. NO extra charge for using a CC. There is also a set price for takeout / Saida at 1,200, although some girls want a bit more on top of that depending on duration of the overnight.

Monte Carlo. Copacabana.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/wmH4w8b5mMMt3Neo6[/URL]

Very similar to Solarium as it's pretty chill and has decent lighting. Similar type of girls work here, but a bit more diverse. I also found the talent to be less in both quality and quantity when compared to Solarium. Usually 10-15 girls in attendance. It's very conveniently located for most first time visitors as it's located in the heart of Copacabana.

Pricing is 150 entrance + 200 for room + 400 girl for 1 HR cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.

Centaurus. Ipanema.

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/2G3UFp78pLHWBgho8[/URL]

Nicer facilities than other termas. You will find more sharky / aggressive girls here than other termas. Usually 15-30 girls work here. Very diverse group in terms of looks, with some real stunners. Average service level are lower than other termas. Also a lot more English speaking girls are found here. Almost all the upsell incidents I encountered at RJ termas were at Centaurus. Very dark lighting so beware of disco / strip club goggles. The smoking area is well lit and quiet so good option to take a girl there to truly see how she looks. Can feel like a tourist trap if you don't do proper vetting or due diligence of the girls when chatting with them. Expect to be jumped on by the sharkier girls as you enter the main area. Some will even try to be your "tour guide" at the lockers and cockblock you as soon as you enter the club! For both of those type of girls, I usually politely decline them and take my time to find the right girl.

Pricing is 160 entrance + 160 for room + 370 girl for 40 min cash as of Nov 2024. Extra charge for using CC.[/QUOTE]This is AWESOME info as it was exactly what I was looking for since I would be a first timer to Brazil! So it seems these termas are just scaled down versions of FKK clubs in Germany where there is still an entrance fee but at least the costs to session with a girl inhouse is fixed for each venue, ie. , no big surprises. I'll live with the fact that there likely won't be any included buffet food or drinks like at the FKKs. For the overall costs to session there, I can't help but compare them to the monger scene we have in Toronto which is basically just incalls and outcalls. Average incall for 30 minutes in Toronto is about $180 Canadian and 60 minutes $260 Canadian.

So when I look at the Rio terma numbers, I figure that the equivalents for a single session would be as follows for each of the main termas; 4 x4 = 520 BR or $128 Cad, Solarium = 800 BR or $197 Cad, Centaurus = 690 BR or $170 Cad and Monte Carlo = 750 BR or $185 Cad. At first glance I was surprised that the Centaurus figure was lower than both Solarium and Monte Carlo then I realized that number is for a 40 minute session while the other three venues are for one hour sessions.

However, the duration of each session might not matter to me as much since I'm a one shot guy these days at my age. I know in Toronto, many guys who book an hour for sessions like to get in at least two shots. I usually do 30 minutes to get in one shot which is all I need so I'm looking at the Rio numbers as a cost per shot (if I even fire one). This would put the Rio termas at about the same rate as in Toronto if on a shot basis although on a duration basis they are still lower than in my rip off Toronto scene.

Ideally, I wouldn't want to come all the way down to Brazil from Canada just to pay about the same or even higher mongering prices as in Toronto though. It would kind of defeat the purpose of a trip unless we can debate that it's Brazilian girls we are talking about here in Rio as well as the touristy stuff. But that's why 4 x4 does seem very attractive to me.

I might do one of the big three (Solarium, Monte Carlo or Centaurus) just for the experience but ideally the rest of the time would be at 4 x4 or any other similar level termas available -- maybe termas 65 or others you gents might recommend?

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[QUOTE=BennieBen;3014772]What are the bests solo spot near copacabana? Is there any place like strip club with room to fuck the girls like in Colombia of somekind of brothel with more bad alike atmosphere?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BennieBen;3014772]What are the bests solo spot near copacabana? Is there any place like strip club with room to fuck the girls like in Colombia of somekind of brothel with more bad alike atmosphere?[/QUOTE]Not really my style but. MABS, Dolce Vita, and you can search "termas" in the thread to find many more options. My first trip to RJ, maybe 2009-2010, every time we went to a club or bar we pulled civilians. It was insane. Pros on the beach then civilians making out in the club before you exchange names, then off to the flat. Social media and dating apps have kind of ruined that. I missed HELP, unfortunately, but still had some amazing times. You could also try Lapa, but if you are solo and don't speak Portuguese, I would strongly recommend linking with a chick during the week and asking her if she wants to grab dinner and hit Lapa on a Friday or Saturday night. Maybe hit one of the spots I mentioned and ask the girls you're interested in where they would go if they weren't on the clock. If you are searching for on-site with a little area to drink, chat, and listen to music, SocratesNY just did a review with the most popular spots. Just check hours before you go. Good luck!