Caracas

I will be traveling to Caracas in a couple of weeks and staying at the Embassy Suites. I noted a post that said it was visitor friendly. Can anyone else confirm that it is a good hotel? Are there any action locations near the Embassy Suites or would incall services be the best option?

Thanks,

Big John

Ran across a free translation site that may be of interest and helpful in sorting out the classified adds for those who do not habla too well.

http://ets.freetranslation.com/

Are there any Rio type HELP clubs in Caracas at the moment for seeing and takeing out pro's?

Catire mentioned one some time back. I think a druggy sort of place that gets busy around 4am.
Is that still around, what is the quality like?

What is the best place to go a bit earlier?

I shall be there in November if any one wants a beer.

Sorry,

The correct link is as follows:

http://www.freetranslation.com/

Rob Hay

<<<<Regarding Helem I do regret putting her full name on the board as she is a know model in Paraguay and not a full time *****. I hate putting her info all over broadway but oh well too late.>>>


I wouldn't worry about that in this case. You are merely claiming that you slept with her for a fee. You didn't post a photo of her naked on your bed. Quite frankly. No one knows that you did sleep with who you claim to have slept with.

She has nothing to worry about. Yet.

And for next time do what I do. I slept with an Oprah Winfrey lookalike. She was great.

Ferolga

Rob Hay

depends on what you will do.

Deception and creating a "party scene" is one thing.

going with a "group of mongers" into a hotspot disco and walking up to girls younger than your daughers and saying:

"Yo honey, we're a group of mongers from the world famous wsg, how much for the cuca?"

THAT my friend, I would pay for a videotape of THAT.

actually, I have to admit that ferolga's "party" idea is probably the best one (so long as you're not old enough to be her granddad- or some other assorted troll)

Keep in mind you're not talking about professional hos here.

You refer to normal/regular girls who "might" be open to a tryst with perhaps even some renumeration involved.

I remember this cabbie told me a story once how he picked up a girl at a front of a disco in Las Mercedes one night (almost morning), she was massively fucked up.. they talked..
next thing you know she suggests they go to a love motel..
She fucks the shit out of him for a couple of hours.. he drops her off back home.

then calls her the following day...
and she tells him

"I don't know you Señor, please stop calling my cellphone!"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!!!

p.s. btw, If you're over 35, look it and dress the way I'd imagine a "group of mongers" might dress going out hoing.. you won't even get into Dadis Latino. or a similar spot. There's usually a huge line, especially on a hot night and they pick who they let in (though a BIG tip in bolivar terms will probably help with this particular problem, so long as you don't look downright embarrassing)

Catire


<<<I remember this cabbie told me a story once how>>>

I asked a cab driver once why was it that so many of them talked about sexual incidents with passengers. I found it absurd.

His answer was practical and made sense, "We are there and we are not expected home for a while."

Party on, dude
Ferolga

Here's ONE way to do the party.

http://www.exile.ru/171/feature_story.html

It's all fairly common sense and you can make the project smaller so that it comes across as more believable.

Also, keep in mind that I'm more like the Dennis Hopper character in Apocalypse Now, man. Than I am the guy to make this shi-at happen. Can you wrap your frontal lobe around that? Yeah.

Ferolga

One place where my attempted modelizing did not work was in Barranquilla, COlombia. I attempted to pickup a former queen of Carnival name Catherine Lafaurie....she can be found on the site
www.latindreamtours.com under the bikini contest photo....there are alot of girls in the contest that all hang out in the Disco Matraca and La Quinta, and she is the first girl with the photo in the section.

Well I wrote her and sent her my picture which she found to be cute and later met her but she obviously did not find my act amusing. She is no hoe so i didn't bother taking it in that direction. That night I went to Lucitania and bang a pretty hot chick from Medellin, i'll try to dig up some fotos...i know I posted it on some other sites just have to dig it up

I highly recommend using the Barranquilla dating agencies
I used:
southamericanladies.com

And www.barranquillabeauties.com

In both instances I avoided paying money for the sal just go into the office and aquaint yourself with the girls. 1 is Karen she is 19, very friendly and will offer to take you out on the town and is very cool. The other I forget her name is a very important journalist in Barranquilla and knows EVERY good looking girl in the city. SHe invited me into her home and cooked lunch and dinner for me a few nights. The people of Barranquilla are amazingly friendly and I was just taken aback by their hospitality

The other agency was next to my hotel. A couple weeks before I went I purchase some addresses of the girls. When I went to the office I found that some of the girl's addresses were wrong so I got a little annoyed and they let me go through their book of girls for free and made calls to set up dates for me. It was an older women but also very nice and friendly and I highly recommend it

Hey all. Looking for help here again. Catire and all you others in the know. I met this hot girl on line and we are going to meet. The problem is it is not in Caracas. I will have to take a plane to Puerto Ordaz. Can I just buy a ticket when I arrive in the airport in Caracas, or will it be more expensive. I found some sites that show the fare as 200usd.

The second problem I have, is she wants me to stay in a expensive hotel in Puerto Ordaz. Mira Best Western is 120 per night. I found another near that is only 60 a night. Does anyone know a hotel near the Mira that is cheaper, but ok looking.

I dont think I will have time for any excess wandering, but this is not a sure thing. She is hot, more mature, and not desperate. So while GFE may happen, I want to have a back up plan.

Thanks for any advice people.

Chazman

Can I get a update on what the current black market rate is for dollars? I am going this Monday.

Thanks all.

Chazman

Catire:

I have searched the posts and can’t seem to find a mention of a good bar where pro’s go.
You mentioned the after hours bar in Chacaito, where ever that is. Is this place still open and safe for tourists?

So if it is where pros go after hours then where are they before?
Do you know of a good bar to find pros. Like Rio’s HELP ideally.

The sexycaracas site seems very hit or miss.

I am just trying to plan on how long to stay in caracas. I thought 6 days arriving on Thursday.

I would like to try Dadis, if not just to look. I am 30, dress OK and have got into similar places before.
If I can’t get in, at least I tried.
I assume Thu is still the night. What time does the line start, and is it in the centre?
Are there any non pro pick up places that are more down market?
I don’t suppose you ever meet wsg’s for a beer?

Thanks

Ferolga:
Good tips, and
I love the smell of fanny in the mornings!

Reading through this section, it appears that despite the reputed good looks of the women, there isn't that much to look forward to from a mongers point of view. I am planning my multi stop South American trip and I am not currently inclined to go to Cartagena or Caracas (or elsewhere in Venezuela). It looks like all the action is in Brazil and Argentina...or am I mistaken ?

JD,

Read my report of Barranquilla. I was very impressed with the place as an alternative for non pro hunting

I wouldn't give up on Caracas just yet I'll let you know after I go how i feel.

JackDaniels,
Pass on Cartagena and you'll be passing on heaven on earth.
The disco called "La Dolce Vida" in Cartagena is full nightly with solid 7-10's which can be had all night for about 50 bucks.
Brazil is off the hook, Argentina is good but expensive...