Strange Adventures in Prague
Here are my nominations for Prague nightclub awards for March, 2007. Please feel free to add your own nominations to this list.
1) Most Attractive Woman: Anastasia / K5
Anastasia is a blonde stunner from the Ukraine near Poland. She looks like a blonde version of Kate Jackson from the 70’s show Charlies’ Angels, who always gave me a woody when I was a pre-pubescent 9 year old. “Stasia”, as she is called, is also a nice lady who likes cuddling+++.
2) Sauciest Wench: Girl at Laundry World
Sorry I didn’t get her name, but the short, small assed little pixie who works at the coin op laundromat with internet 1 block east of K5 on Korruni gets my nomination. She will always find something disagreeable to say to customers, a relic of the communist era. I had the special treat last week of watching her use a hose to vacume clean the washer/dryer area, complete with views of her pert and compact little ass as she pranced about while standing on the washers.
3) Best New Girl Recruiting: Sweet Paradise
Sweet Paradise gets my recruiting game nomination, with new and mostly young honeys almost every week.
4) Worst Entertainment: Sweet Paradise
During the day, SP is harmless with gangsta videos playing at low enough volume that you can have good conversation. I had the misfortune last week of being in SP after 21:00, with SP’s owner playing DJ behind the bar barking Czech (he doesn’t speak English) at earsplitting volume.
5) Best Blowjob: Petra? / K5
I think her name was Petra Blonde, but it has been about a year since I had a session with her so I can’t remember for sure. She is the only girl at the clubs who I have found that really knows how to put the all important massive suction on your “German Army Helmet”, the kind that leaves a hicky thru the condom. You would think more working girls would know how to give awesome BJs, but finding a nightclub girl who does it well is just as rare as finding a girlfriend with these skills. Petra also has pictures on the K5 table top computer of her kissing other girls, which makes perfect sense. There are a few Petra’s at K5, this one drinks Red Bulls.
6) Tightest Snatch: Adella / Sweet Paradise
"She Don't Use Jelly". Tighter than my ex-fiancee who was tight as a nun’s nasty. This hobby has really taught me to look for small muscular asses on women = tight fit.
7) Most Feral Looking Bouncers : K5
These guys drag their knuckles on the stairs when they usher you up to the elevator. On the plus side K5 might be the safest place in Praha as a terrorist probably won’t get past these guys.
Prices to be paid for service?
[QUOTE=Jason Czecago]Here are my nominations for Prague nightclub awards for March, 2007. Please feel free to add your own nominations to this list.
Excellent report. What can one expect to pay for P4P service in these places or others as I hear the prices have gone through the roof these days?
In Prague now..... Darling's update
BTW.... Anyone else in town on Sunday please message if interested in a brewski.
Okay.. I finally bit the bullet and went to Darling's. I have read many reports of the high prices etc..... For the record I have no problem paying high prices. I prefer to make an effortless transaction and get model quality.
I'm staying at the Intercontinental on the river. The hotel is nice and if you are a frequent stayer (Royal) the upgrades are worth it. I tried to find Darlings on my last trip but had no luck on a few walks. I figured I'd take a taxi in front of the hotel to drop me off at the front door.
NOTE... I paid 400 crowns for the ride. It is a 20 minute walk from the hotel but anyone familiar with Prauge knows that the streets quickly turn into different streets and it's easy to get lost. I can tell you I will never take the IC Taxi again, but at least I know how to get there now.
I went at 5:00 and I went solo. this is the key part.
Other's have mentioned.... Many people that go to Darling's etc... are groups of guys. Hell, that's the way I prefer to go as well but business trips on the fly dont always permit that. There were approx 20 guys (4 diff groups 1 solo) and appox 15 girls at 5:00. I had a spendy beer and hit Atlas across the street.
This was my first time at Atlas. I like the prices compared to Darling's but the prices reflected the talent. I had a beer, hung out for 30 minutes, and headed back to Darlings.
Regarding the quality of the girls. I have no doubt that Darlings has the best looking babes in prague. At 5:00 tonight it wasnt so but based on previous reports I bet my timing was bad. I only have K5 to compare to and on my last visit to K5 I was thouroughly impressed.
I chose what I considered the best in the place. I would rate her an 8. Her name was Clair, Clara, Kara. She had a great bod, confident demeaner, and a nice smile.
Clair, Clara, Kara was a first for me........... she was 100% shitfaced drunk. It took me a while to figure this out (after I paid to take her to a room.... around 3000 CZK). I had NO idea until the session started and she was downright sloppy. Simple things like totally hurting my unit, bending it in ways that it was not intended to be bent. Funny thing, I RARELY use enhancements but today took a Cialis and dudes..... don't bend the wand after popping that pill! When the session was over she stumbled around the room. For the first time in my life I actually felt sorry when the deed was done and tipped her because of that.
Overall, I would return to Darling's but with certain circumstances. I would prefer to travel in a pack and I would go later in the evening. Hope to hit K5 tomorrow.
Anyone in town.. hit me with a PM.
Salud
Strange Adventures in Sweet Paradise
Chill,
1) "Do the girls perform DFK? Is it additonal cost?"
I have had 1 SP girl initiate DFK when she was on top in her excitement (I'm such a stud!;). But I don't start DFK myself so I don't know how many do it. The worst (and only) STD I ever got was from DFK of a stunning virgin in Texas when I was 18. Mononucleosis! I was sick as a dog for a month. Turns out she was the ultimate prickteaser and had kissed half of the boys in Texas. I finally popped her pussy but I swear that mono comes back on you sometimes when you get tired, like malaria. Some say its Epstein Barr virus, others say it isn't. She went on to marry and torment a surgeon, I went on to fuck hookers in Prague....
2) "All girls seem to offer classic, oral, anal, tail. What is "tail"?"
I have only had one girl at SP who did anal, and I didn't partake. Girls doing anal seem to be uncommon everywhere except France, where about 50% of men claim to engage in anal regularly. Then again, thats also the country with bidets near every toilet that loves Jerry Lewis! Every girl at SP will do oral on you, except Martina Blonde when she gets to know you, she stops doing it! Maybe half the SP girls allow DATY fro my experience. I have no idea what 'tail' is.
3) "Can you arrange to meet a girl there?"
Yes, usually. The women who answer the phone are very busy making drinks and juggling many tasks, so you have to be patient. K5 is more professional in this regard.
[QUOTE=Chill Bill]A few quick questions about SP:
1) Do the girls perform DFK? Is it additonal cost?
2) All girls seem to offer classic, oral, anal, tail. What is "tail"?
3) Can you arrange to meet a girl there? For example, if I like one girl, can you somehow contact them and try to arrange the girl to be there when you are?
Thanks.[/QUOTE]
