Berlin

nice report Viking. I especially appreciate the details like day/time of your visit. It's good to see that the Berlin scene is still vibrant and exciting, I just hope the World Cup doesn't do an end to that.

But you raise an interesting point Viking - stamina. Usually when I am on a trip, it involves business, with whatever sexual escapades I can squeeze in on the side. This up-coming trip to Berlin (dates still to be determined) I am planning on really pulling out all the stops - three days, with three visits to different establishments on each day. I too am getting a little long in the tooth, so I have my doubts on whether the old poker will bear that sort of, ehem, punishment. Does anyone have any advise/thoughts on how to improve day-long stamina?

I'm not talking about getting it up under normal circumstances, but rather three times a day for multiple days in a row. I can imagine little kumbu getting pretty stubborn later in the day, especially after several days of this treatment. I am also not talking about artificial stimulation (Viagra and the like), as that tends to have an enhancing effect for the subsequent few hours, and then I am desensitized for several hours afterwards. I'm actually thinking of some sort of diet tips or any other advise that mongeres use when they are on such trips.

To give you an idea of what I am after, one such strategy I use is the careful administration of caffeine into my system. I am a huge coffee drinker, and so when I am on such a trip, I am very careful to manage my coffee in-take. The trick is to drink your coffee in the morning, and then time your next cup just before you come down off the caffeine high. You then time your third cup so as to cut-off THAT caffeine crash, and so forth. This is a very tricky procedure, as it requires careful timing, immense discipline, but also taking into account of the various strengths of caffeine beverages. And as soon as you introduce alcohol into the mix, all bets are off (so I am usually very sober on such trips).

If anyone has any advise, I would very much appreciate it. Feel free to PM me if you think it is not appropriate for this forum.

[QUOTE=Crazy Jim Wood]Kumbu,

I'm still a little confused how the coffee will help your performance?

BTW, Chinese like to eat rhino horns, bear paws, bear gall bladders, etc, to keep it up. People also say things strong in yang essence -- dog meat, sea cucumbers, buffalo penis -- should also help if you can't get rhino & bear parts.[/QUOTE]What I think of your comments is in your name!

CRAZY!

Indeed your a JIMMY

I would like to vist the trpical WOOD you have hidden your head in, has to be enourmous!

[QUOTE=Kumbu] Does anyone have any advise/thoughts on how to improve day-long stamina?

I am also not talking about artificial stimulation (Viagra and the like), as that tends to have an enhancing effect for the subsequent few hours, and then I am desensitized for several hours afterwards. I'm actually thinking of some sort of diet tips or any other advise that mongeres use when they are on such trips.[/QUOTE]I know this sounds like a lot of work, but I've found a quick workout before a mongering session does wonders. It's worth the effort. Nothing huge, but something quick and intense to get the blood and sweat flowing, maybe a jog or swim. I'm about 5x more horny and "little Tubular" is more responsive and has way more endurance. Three sessions a day, Kumbu! Damn, that sounds like a blast. I wish my wallet could keep up with my dick like that.

[QUOTE=Percent99]who knows if ARTEMIS is open this sunday and monday 16-17/4/2006?

And also other places too?

Thanks[/QUOTE]The most places open on sundays are open on these both days, the Artemis is for sure OPEN... for other places you check at best [url]www.verkehrsberichte.de[/url] ... if you beg there for help, the english speakin' members help you with pleasure.

The Artemis is the biggest FKK-Club in Berlin, if you really bring it to the point, the only FKK-Club, all the others are not worth to call them FKK. Hey what I'm talkin' about there is no other FKK in Berlin, not like it's in Western Germany.

[url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/[/url]

Even I stay in Berlin for over 10 years, breaks in Africa and the States enclosed, I would prefer the more intimate so called "wohnungspuffs" like Kamilla Dee or Tiffany's, but there are much more then these both in this city. But that's another story.

[QUOTE=Tubular]I know this sounds like a lot of work, but I've found a quick workout before a mongering session does wonders. It's worth the effort. Nothing huge, but something quick and intense to get the blood and sweat flowing, maybe a jog or swim. [/QUOTE]
That's an interesting idea, Tubular. I agree that when the blood pumps like that there is an associated increase in sexual drive. I wonder, though, if that would sustain me across a full day of multiple encounters. It's something to think about...and practise. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Tubular]Three sessions a day, Kumbu! Damn, that sounds like a blast. I wish my wallet could keep up with my dick like that.[/QUOTE]
Well, I agree, this is a tall order, but it's gotta be done my friend. I was lucky enough to visit the beautiful city of Berlin last summer, and I've been thinking of all the missed opportunities all year long. Then this opportunity to return (for only three days) suddenly dropped into my lap, and so I have to take full advantage. I really don't know when the next time will be that I return to Berlin, so it's now or never. The only tricky thing is juggling my work committments and the REAL reason I'm in Berlin.

[QUOTE=Lucien34] Even I stay in Berlin for over 10 years, breaks in Africa and the States enclosed, I would prefer the more intimate so called "wohnungspuffs" like Kamilla Dee or Tiffany's, but there are much more then these both in this city. But that's another story.[/QUOTE]
Agreed. And you use precisely the right word - intimate. What's more, the service (sexual and otherwise) in these establishments is just phenomenal, so it's well worth your time and effort. However, in defense of the philosophy of Artemis (and to a lesser degree, La Folie), the idea of dozens of available women wandering aimlessly through a huge area, just waiting to be plucked for a half hour encounter, for hours on end has an appeal too. A very different appeal, but to each his own.

[QUOTE=Percent99]who knows if ARTEMIS is open this sunday and monday 16-17/4/2006?
and also other places too??
thanks[/QUOTE]
Hey Percent, the Artemis website ([url]http://www.fkk-artemis.de/front_content.php?idcat=21&idart=28&client=3&changelang=4[/url]) says that they are open 363 days a year. I figure Christmas must be one day off, which leaves only one other day to take off. So while I don't know the answer to your question, the mathematics dictate that they are open at least on Sunday or Monday (but not necessarily both days). Why not call them and ask? 030 / 800 444 0

The Artemis is open on 361 days a year.

The days they are closed are 24.12., 25.12, 31.12 and 01.01.

[QUOTE=Frisch]The Artemis is open on 361 days a year.

The days they are closed are 24.12., 25.12, 31.12 and 01.01.[/QUOTE]
thanks to both kumbu and Frisch for their help on this.

Had to try the place - I mean, who doesn't like watching loads of naked women walking around!

The place: seriously impressive; 5 floors or so, with the Lowest floor being a small lounge, cinema, gym, sauna, pool, turkish bath, etc - and with a bar down at the lounge end.

1st Floor, changing rooms and showers; lots of lockers. Big lounge and bar, another cinema, restaurant with a smallish but free buffet.

2nd floor and up, rooms for the evil act itself. no entry unless accompanied by a lady.

Outside - SOME parking, but not enough, I would suggest. The owners have put some serious money into Artemis, but the entrance is pretty well straight of a motorway access road, and its not so easy to find. For the size of the place the parking was full when I arrived, but the number of punters and available girls was hardly bursting at the seams.

The interior is well decorated in the usual sort of "fin-de-siecle-french brothel" style - and who could really complain about that. The ambience wouldn't really suit the minimalist approach.

The overall quantity and quality of ladies was low and average - which was a little dissapointing. Natalie is a very cute Ukranian blonde with bobbed hair. Accomplished in the room, but this is an FKK, and you are not going to meet the love of your life. Well up to standard, though.

Worth going to - but worth going back to?

Hi fellows, got a strange experience I'm curious to find out more about. After visiting one of the top bordellos in B, I sat down in the "lounge" for a post-smoke. I started a nice chat with the girls present, and one of the girls I previously turned down (in the line-up) seemed very keen on getting me out for a drink (she offered?!). She asked repeatedly, started giving me light kisses, and her hands tried touching me all the time. Not aggressive or even slightly impolite either. It was maybe half an hour before closing and obviously quite tempting, however my alarm bells started ringing for some kind of scam or other dangerous move so I politely had to turn it down.
My question to the more experienced of you would then be if you've met something similar, or what the hell could be her motiv?
It can't be the look, since I don't find myself that handsome, and I did NOT flash any particular dollar signs. I even "out-age" her with some 15 years as well.
Don't know what this beaviour may imply for the beauty, hence no dates or locations :-)

wbr U

Hi Uggabugga,

If you ever get into this situation again and feel tempted to go for it, follow these two rules:

1) Take charge of the situation, i.e. you decide where to drink, eat, dance or whatever you are going to do and
2) Keep her in the dark where you are going. Never tell her ahead of time. If you are going to take her to your hotel, don't tell her which hotel. If she asks, lie you ass off. Everthing should be a surprise. If she needs to make a phonecall after she learns of the destination, change the plan immediatly after her phonecall. If she then needs to make another phonecall, fuck her silly on the spot and get rid of her because she is setting you up for a nasty surprise

And then just keep in mind that most people are pretty decent so don't be to paranoid, just make the neccessary precautions

Chivaz

Thanks Chivaz, seem like a well founded advice I'll make sure adhering to in future. Must be pretty exhaustive to follow all her moves with the cell though.
With all the rules of "do's and don't" I've heard they normally have to follow in German bordellos, it also surprise me she quite openly tried to make some business within the business (if that was the case). Either way if if it's a guesture or a scam, I would guess the estabishment only got the downside for it's reputation.

wbr U

Has anyone been to Monrouge recently?

[url]http://www.monrouge.de/home_en.html[/url]

It looks like a high-end establishment, but I wonder what the prices and the selection are like. It also looks like it's in a convenient location, right near Olivaerplatz.

Also, what about escort modelle?

[url]http://www.escort-modelle.com/home.htm[/url]

A search on the board comes up empty. Any info on either of these places would be most appreciated. Thanks,
kumbu

I happened to see Kumbu's request for info and can relate what my experience with Escort modelle was. About 2 years ago I had to travel to Berlin on business (which doesn't happen nearly enough, unfortunately, as Berlin is on of the best destinations in Western Europe).

It was a Sunday evening and I ended up calling Escort modelle, who eventually sent me Elke ([url]http://www.escort-modelle.com/elke.htm[/url]). She joined me in some fun for 1 hour at 100 Euro (plus 10 for taxi if I remember correctly). We had DFK, BBJ, FS.

She was a very nice personality, but 2 things disappointed me:

- Barely any tits

- She must have been around 40 and it showed in her face. The pictures are way too flattering.

Wish you success. Personally, I am tempted to try one of the Polish girls from
[url]http://www.escort-modelle.com/elke.htm[/url] at my next visit (positive feedback on the German language forums). But with my luck, I will probably have to wait another month before I get a chance to come over.

Just read this on the internet: [url]http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,19040798-23109,00.html[/url]

Anyone know which brothel this is in, i will be in berling for the world cup.