Lisbon

With that recent report about the office, Mur came very close to revealing his identity. Curious people are asking questions.

So to put the record straight: no, Mur is not an English businessman in central Lisbon who loves paying for women, he's really a homosexual Japanese martial arts teacher who likes to play the harpsichord and lives in Sintra with his iMac, bifriend and rottweiler.

And no, Ana, that post was not about you, my gorgeous lovely beautiful obsession, darling. If it had been about you, Mur would have used your real name, ****. But the report earned an appreciative private message from Sri Lanka, and Ana, any time you want to go there, to expose your lithe body to the syrupy warmth of the Indian Ocean, just blow Muri a kiss across the coffee table at work and he will go straight to the travel agent (via Adonis Club)

That will put the sleuths off the scent, won't it, Muri..

And this is post # 300 on the Lisbon board. Childishly wanted to do that landmark.

Back next week with some hard information and a report of proper length and quality,

Mur

Murilloa

You're the undisputed KING!!! Reading your reports is joy forever!
Hats off to you!

HK Man

Hi everybody! Let me just congratulate everybody in this forum for the sheer quality of the reports. Let me especially congratulate with Mur who should work as a writer instead than as a banker.

Let's go to my report on Almirante Reis, where I went in occasion of a recent trip I did to this wonderful city. I will not go through the full story but let me just say that 50% of the girls they showed me (they showed me about 10) were just very very pretty. In the end I chose a nice brazilian girl whose name I forgot, with big tits and a nice pretty face. I paid my 100 quid for the hour, but I have to say I should have paid 70 for the half hour because, after showering we got down to business and she was pretty quick. She started with a CBJ and after 5 mins she already moved to the doggie position, and she was clearly expecting me to finish quick! So I finished, and then I was in the quite embarassing situation of being with a girl who did not speak any English and with whom I could not do much (it takes me quite some time to get back to business). Did a massage and then some chat, and then I was bored and left, all in all I will go back but will go for the short road next time.

Regds and thanks again

cla114 (or member 2199 as they want me to be called here...)

Hi Folks,

Long time no post, Ive been frequently viewing the board and enjoying Muri's post and have just dropped back to say a quick hello and to ask for further information.

I am off for my yearly sojourn in Portugal, but this time I am heading south to Faro. Has anyone got any information on the scene down that way? I'm looking for the young student type who wants to make a quick $$$ and is eager to please.

Also Muri, there is a rugby match being played in November. (twickenham). No doubt the aussies will win, and get some revenge relating to the world cup!

Cheers

LA

Avenida Almirante Reis, Nº 158 Cave Esquerda.

Went there last week for my first time.

Nice setup. Way clean. Room had a massage table and one of those spa-style showers.

Interesting lineup (8 gals, far more in number than in the Lumiar place). A mixup of Portuguese and Brazilian. No Eastern Europe types (a pity!!). No nylons (again, a pity).

Settled for a lean portuguese brunette who spoke top notch Spanish. EUR 100 for 1 hr.

Nothing out of this world. Average mpg.

Any houses with somewhat more sophisticated employees and atmosphere?

Any russian neutron bombs that I can look forward to?

Any nylon- clad ladies to discover?

Executive Summary: a worthy address to keep in mind. YMMV.

Hello,

I will be in Lx this week-end.

Can someone please tell me where is possible to find street girls?

Artilharia 1 is still active or with the works in the area this is NOT a very good ideia?

Monsanto was cleaned.

Restelo near the Belenenses stadium?

Técnico?

Thanks in advance

Paulors

Is there any place I can upload an Excel file on this board? I received an excel file by e-mail this week with a listing of the clubs and strip bars in Lisbon and the Algarve. The file comes with a brief description in Portuguese of the place and its location. Thought it could be interesting to share, but I don't know where I can upload this file.

If there is no place to upload it and you want a copy of it, send me a PM and I'll e-mail it to you.

Um abraço,

Mutrix

Latin Ass,

Welcome back to Portugal. There are about thirty ads for Faro in today's Correio da Manhã including these three which may be what you seek:

Faro, Marta! Estudante! Portuguesa! Agradável Sózinha! 968184458

Faro "00-00H" "Amorzinho" Universitária... Jovem... Extrema... Perfeita... Beleza!!! 965260754

Faro: Novidade... ;Iniciante; Escultural... 1,75m... Lingerie... 961883974

Enjoy and report back! Hope you find a bar full of Poms to watch Australia choke at Twickenham...

Paulors:

Artilharia 1 is still operating according to posts below - so is the Poço... but Mur is one month into a no-SW policy and cannot be more helpful than this.

Meanwhile he has found something delicious in his suburban retreat but no time for details just now...

Murilloa,

Just wanted to compliment you on your writing style. It is great to read your reports. Somehow your style reminds me of Vladimir Nabakov.

Regards-AM

Hey Muri,

Thanks for the post..hope to find something like the one below..stay cool! will let you know of my adventures when I return..

Ze Duron,

I tried to PM you ..but your Message box is full.

I was there (faro) approximately one year ago for one night and I looked in the local newspaper and found a few adverts I found one. I rang it and the girl sounded real cute..but she said That I would have to go to the telephone box close to a Uni and ring from there..she had a good view of that telephone box apparently and made a judgement on wether or not she wanted to fuck the guy.(she told me it was that she was scared of the police)..anyway i found the box made the call to her and she invited me up to an apartment...she was about 18 , romainian blond ..absolutely drop dead gorgeous, I dont usually go for blonds, but this one had absolutely no milage and had a body that would have looked better displayed on a modelling catwalk...all I can say is that it was the best sex I have ever paid for..BBJ ,69 , tight and unused pussy..It was over a year ago now so i dont have the details but will try to find her again.

I am hoping for the same on this trip...will keep the board up to date.

Cheers

LA

Angus Magee,

Welcome to our board.

Vladimir Nabokov indeed! Such undeserved praise will go to Muri's head. Your appreciation is great encouragement to continue writing, and this weekend Mur has hopes of finding time to communicate a sensational discovery. But just now, at the ungodly hour of 7pm, another meeting awaits, and if Mur does not attend, his salary, or mongerfund, will be diminished.

So Friday will be sexless and reportless for Murilloa, while in London, Lori is...

well, today Lori is accepting £70 from a variety of eager gentlemen who will happily pay that sum for half an hour in the company of the most beautiful prostitute on the planet.

that's all.
Mur

Parede again.

There is just time, in fact, to tell the world that the discreet house of sport in Parede has moved downhill, literally not metaphorically, and is now located at... ..well when you telephone, you are directed to Avenida Bombeiros Voluntarios 500 block. Then they ask you to find the taxi rank, and behind that, the Espirito Santo Bank. Between the ATM and a Fiat dealer is an apartment block entrance with crimson doors. Ring 1 'E', first floor right hand side, and you will be buzzed aboard.

It's much easier than it sounds, a three-euro-three-minute taxi from the station.

Inside, you will find Katia, the mulatta described by Mur with a little help from a certain 19th century French poet, in an earlier post. Chocolate dynamite. Goodness, that sounds like an agonising attack of diarrhoea, but a session with Katia is on the opposite end of the pain-pleasure spectrum.

And accompanying her, 'Crystal', not the one from a few weeks ago, but a petite blonde Portuguesa. where else in the world will you find two such piquantly contrasting beauties cheerfully offering unhurried sex for €50?

Now, Murilloa really does have to fuck off to a jacket and tie business event. But when he has time, he will endeavour to do justice in words to the loveliness of Crystal.

If you can't wait that long, see for yourself, her advert goes:

Parede! Cristal... Novidade... 18A... Rostinho... 15A... 96.383.9745

For non-Portuguese speakers - this suggests that she's 18 and her little face looks 15. No, she's more like 28 and looks 20ish, but her body is a hot dream and any Lisboa monger with the slightest sense of pride should make his way to her now, before Muri's expertly-planned kidnap attempt, due to take place next Tuesday.

sinceramente,
Mur

Just got back after a terrific trip around South France, Italy and short weekend in Barcelona! Nice is nice, Mailand (Milano) on one hand is wonderfully expensive, but on the other hand Rome is a wonderful place to be, anytime! I mean it, life is jollier in Rome where vine gets down the alley within the end of broad daylight to fulfill our demands and dreams. It’s a great place to spend some time for culture’s sake as well as for big time leisure-boy! The last three days in Barcelona where fantastic as this is one of the towns I feel I know fairly well, but then again it is always a big thrill to be back. The nightlife as well as the art and cultural events are tremendously good all year round.

But as a good monger who was absent for these past three (almost four) weeks, because the trip was not intended for that purpose (at least till we got to Barça where the party exploded! Next week read and look at the pics in the report in the Barcelona Section), but as I was saying, the beast in me was showing it’s hungry belly as quickly as I got off the airplane. As I was not working this saturday afternoon, I decided to head down to Costa da Caparica for some glass of coffee with a friend.

He brought the Correio da Manhã with him and I couldn´t resist but think about all those adds saying: “Caparica, menina loiríssima atende sem pressas, boazona, 25anos, portuguesa elegante com amigas.” (Translation: Caparica-Town, gorgeous 25 year old
blond, great curves!)

We had coffee and after an hour he was leaving, as well as leaving the newspaper back as I am looking for a car as I told him.

I dial one number and talk to a Russian girl who promises to open all the three highways to my generous soul. She tells me that it´s four Russian girls that expect you to pay 30 euros for a single shot party, 50 for the hour-long match and 60 for a sandwich with two chicas! They are located on the main street in Caparica the one that drives tru the whole town, leading to the beaches (Avenida 25 de Abril).

I tried another number and got the sweetest Portuguese voice on the phone, temping me with 40,50 or 60 euros for the same show as the lady before! She tells me she got 4 girlfriends and I decide it´s worth checking out. The apartment lies on the way to the Praia de São João, to the right when you reach Caparica from Lisbon. On the opposite side of the place recounted before. The building looks great and I have a last coffee with cheirinho (liquor) in the local café under the apartment. It feels good to have spend some three weeks out there, and it always feels better, knowing one is coming back to a beautiful city as Lisbon. The Autum and winter have it’s charm as well!

I skip the dreaming and decide to pay, lighting my last Spanish black tobacco cigarette before buzzing myself in. The place looks ok, new inexpensive low taste furniture, and unfortunately the low taste extends to at least two of the girls presented, I would rate them a 4 out of ten. Another black girl would pass for a 5 and the thirties dyed dark blond busty porn style bride could reach point six in the scale, but it was the tender voice Portuguese petit morena that got my charms in her elegant high heels. She was a 6.5 at most but had a great attitude, showing some embarrassment and then showing some sexy smile. I had her for a full hour for 50 euros and had two and a half sessions (as I couldn’t come for a third time in just one hour)

As I was leaving the apartment, heading up to Lisbon again, I stopped at a familiar Internet Café in the Chiado, making up for some spare time till dinner. I took a glance at WSG and should have listened to Muri´s wise advice and head down to the “Linha” (Coastline). Yes, by that time I was hungry again as the wolf! Instead I checked the forum and was glad to see some new postings about familiar places like Lumiar and Rua Alves Redol. Friends showed quickly up and all adventures were delayed in my brain for some enjoyable hours. Sex is not everything, just the pepper that makes the beef tasty, the flower that stands up from the grass!

We got it going and it felt good to be back to such a great city as Lisbon! At 4 in the morning as we were taking separate ways I thought about Cindy and her deadly curves, showing off at Rua Alves Redol Nº 11. I drove straight up there without calling, ringing the buzz and feeling my belly nervous! Inside I was presented to some dyed blond overweight Brazilian and to a petit red hair Portuguese that was showing a big scar on her left face side. She was gorgeous, a bit shy but I said let’s go for the shy girl.

Her name is Xana, a pornish name and she looks pornish with her cute face trespassed by a recent scar (what a shame). Her body is exemplary for she is only and truly 18 years old as she told me! It might be true because she truly looks like a teen in her 18 or 19, honestly! Everything is muscle or fiber, her medium boobs point straight at you, her ass stretches out and her lips down there are purely fantastic, making me do DATY for 20 minutes. All that was great but the truth is there was no atmosphere, and we ended up taking a shower, smoking, smoking and having a single shot when two shots are regular guidelines in this establishment. So the truth is that even when you know your way around in place, and I feel that I know every room (four) in that place, including kitchen and the two bathrooms, one is never certain of obtaining the right profile service. It happened to me at least!

Bottom-line: Rua Alves Redol is still fantastic as you have at least one hour show rolling, never show up to early (before 17h afternoon) or to late (after 3 in the morning), and be sure to state all your desires because I invested 100 € for a single nutcracker with a beautiful pure teen of about 18 or 19 years old!

Muri I definitely have to try the “Linha” as well as continuing “digging” in “Caparica”!

Remembering Barcelona...

Sometimes you think ‘this one I shall keep to myself’. But a public-spirited monger is never secretive. We all gain from the noble sharing ethos of our board. So do the ladies.

When Muri first went a-whoring, in Bill Gates’s infancy, there was no hard current information for the lustful traveller. Certain fleshpots like overrated Amsterdam enjoyed world fame, and if you were making a first trip to Berlin or Buenos Aires, you might perhaps have heard some ‘old hand’ telling of exploits there: but on arrival you’d find new laws against SWs, or a particular club had closed, or the entire country abstained for Ramadan, or the town hall had declared homosexuality obligatory (Sydney). You suspected certain friends and colleagues of knowing a thing or two, but you dared not enquire. Once abroad, whom to ask? That sleazy waiter or cabbie might be running a stable of fillies, or he could equally be a religious fundamentalist in cahoots with law enforcement. And those travel books, helpful with luggage and lodgings, were innocent of the local term for BBBJ.

Others must have memories like Muri’s. In one new city he trawled the yellow pages for sauna and massage, fruitlessly. Then made a sweaty forced march round likely SW haunts –docks, stations, sex shops, parks, squares, alleys - another blank. Escaping mugging or murder by a miracle, he abandoned the campaign, disbursed his local currency on a gourmet dinner and an ocean of booze, taxied expensively back to the hotel, ascended to the rooftop bar for a nightcap… …to find a merry crowd of appetising prostitutes, available for immediate enjoyment – as long as you were sober, solvent and sanitary…

All changed, changed utterly. WSG removed fear and frustration from global whoring. So we must never hide or hoard, even a rare delicacy like the following:

New directions to this house are in the previous post. It’s easier to find than the eagles’ nest in Lumiar, but you must travel the yellow train, usually with a goddess or two aboard to whet the appetite, as far as Parede, half way to Cascais. Heading west, you are en route for the Americas, and this is a Brazil house, which has nonetheless acquired a tiny, perfectly formed, fragrant lingerie-clad blonde Portuguese Anglophone nymphet. Crystal is twentyish: examining her sweet face carefully you can rest assured that you’re not about to break the law, but her exquisite little body (‘pocket Venus’ is the cliché) is that of a teenager. Tan lines demarcate firm curves, and a little tuft of fine blonde fur poses prettily above a quim made of honey and velvet. Attitude and athleticism are A-grade.

Go while you can - she’s “just sorting out financial problems” before exchanging the Bordello for the University. (Damn, do both, Crystal! Doctor Murilloa will introduce you to Philosophy and Economics while you introduce him to your tight pussy!) We have all heard ‘only-for-a-while’ stories before, but in this case Mur believes. Young Crystal is now established on his weekly routine. Of course if you all go next week, she will resolve her difficulties before Christmas and vanish - remember how hot Carina of Areeiro was rushed off her feet by a WSG-driven demand surge? But anyway, pious Muri has shared his jewel.

Oh, and if by some freakish chance Crystal is not your type, her flatmate is no other than Katia, Mulatta from Paradise via São Paulo, described last month. Strawberries ‘n’ cream, milord? Chocolate mousse? Delicious desserts, and if you’re a greedy wolf, €100 gets you both.
Mur
PS: Welcome back to rainy Lisboa and happy Autumn hunting, Zé.

To all, especially to Muri and Zé Duron!

I will come finally back to lovely Lisboa!!! After my ventures to the world - back to homely waters. To the local watering wholes like the Portugalia.

Please: I suggest a mongers meeting on either Friday, 29 October or Saturday, 30 October at Portugalia 8.00 p.m. Muri - you know the place. Do not bring ANA with you. That is an entire male venture!

What is your opionen about this proposed meeting?? Alternatively at the DOCAS? It would be real nice to have a board-meeting of the Lisbon WSG Capter!

Please advise.

Carlos Primeros