2006 Bangkok Reports

So,

I'm strolling along Nana when I came across this cute, but pudgy Indian girl by the name of Amena. A perfect 3-holer for 800 BHT short time. I got the number if ya want it! PM me!

[b]MeatMan[/b]

[QUOTE=Evil Penivel]The day someone convinces me there are better bargains than Eden will be the day Hell freezes over.

Evil[/QUOTE]

Monger on! Many of us have to go to hell steadily not to make that happen and finally save the world:


Is Hell endothermic or exothermic?

-If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, than the temperature and pressure in hell will increase exponentially until all hell breaks loose.

-If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over

[QUOTE=Gangles]Thanks to the advice from many mongers, my first visit to Bangkok went very well indeed. I was able to make a few contacts with some very nice ladies, and we text and call every now and then.

I will be back in Bangkok early May for a while, and I will try to link up with these ladies again. Of course you are never sure that it will really happen. If things go as I hope, I would expect to spend most of my time with the one girl, with the occasional mandatory side visits occasionally.

I hate condoms, so I very much prefer bareback. So I am asking if anyone knows of a pathology lab near to the Sukhumvit area which is reasonably quick, honest and reliable, where I can take her for testing for STDs.

If she is clean, then it is bareback all the way for me. If not, back to rubber days.

Your advice please.[/QUOTE]

Just go to Bumrungrad Hospital. Down Soi 1. Tht is an internationally accepted and even high performance place. They will do for you.
.... but do not forget, that some STD (like HIV) only show in tests after seveal weeks after infection.

Anyway, it is up to you and I wish you luck and fun,
Mike

[QUOTE=Vantageman]Got my toothached fixed and now looking for some BJ bars. Can anyone point me in the right direction?[/QUOTE]I have been living in Bangkok for 2 years and never came across such bars,I don't think they exist; but now that I think of it, I think there is a place Called the "Bangkok Hilton" and a lot of people there would blow you for free.

[QUOTE=Tiger 888]Monger on! Many of us have to go to hell steadily not to make that happen and finally save the world:


Is Hell endothermic or exothermic?

-If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, than the temperature and pressure in hell will increase exponentially until all hell breaks loose.

-If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over[/QUOTE]

According to the manager of the Hell Club in Pattaya, the number of souls visiting (and coming back to) Hell is expanding at an impressive rate.

Evil

For those who did not get it from his first post there should be no question now that this is someone yanking your chains.


[QUOTE=Vantageman]Thanks to those seniors for giving me such good advice. Got my toothached fixed and now looking for some BJ bars. Can anyone point me in the right direction?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vantageman]Got my toothached fixed and now looking for some BJ bars.[/QUOTE]Not a good idea. Dentists recommend not eating hard things for a while.

[QUOTE=Vantageman]Thanks to those seniors for giving me such good advice. Got my toothached fixed and now looking for some BJ bars. Can anyone point me in the right direction?[/QUOTE]
Vantageman, you might want to wait a few days before opening your mouth wide, and sucking like hell, you could pop your stitches.

I have RTTF and seen several fellow mongers raising the question if any action to get on a short stopover - either at the actual airport or the adjuctant Novotel or similar?

No one seem to have responded positively (or responded at all). Will only have around 4½ hour so too short to make it to city center.

Really nothing available?

[QUOTE=Masterplan]Out of interest 'senior members', how do you ever expect a newbie to be accepted into your little clique if you constantly shoot them down just because they don't have over 500 posts?[/QUOTE]Masterplan,

I can understand your argumentation, but in general it is not like that. Many newbies are starting with a travel report, and they are welcomed to the forum by Senior members. You will find many examples for that in all threads.

I agree that we all should try to minimize the RTFF comment, but sometimes it is too obvious that a new member did not even try to find the information reading only a few pages [or using the search function], and immediately asked questions which were already answered a few reports before.


Giotto

[QUOTE=J Korea]I have RTTF and seen several fellow mongers raising the question if any action to get on a short stopover - either at the actual airport or the adjuctant Novotel or similar?

No one seem to have responded positively (or responded at all). Will only have around 4½ hour so too short to make it to city center.

Really nothing available?[/QUOTE]

I seriously doubt that there is given your time constraints.

[QUOTE=J Korea]I have RTTF and seen several fellow mongers raising the question if any action to get on a short stopover - either at the actual airport or the adjuctant Novotel or similar?

No one seem to have responded positively (or responded at all). Will only have around 4½ hour so too short to make it to city center.

Really nothing available?[/QUOTE]

And in the new airport it might take you that long to walk from the gate out to the street.

4 1/2 hours just isn't enough to really get anything done, especially if that time is from when the first plane lands until the next plane leaves. At most you will only have 3 hours to work with. That leaves the Novotel as the only option.

The Novotel is not directly connected to the terminal as far as I know, so even if you called an agency to spot a girl for you there, time would be really working against you. But I suppose it could be managed. Just get off the first plane, make sure you have a boarding pass, sprint the 2 kilometers from the gate to immigration. Pray that a couple of 747's have not landed in front of you.

Get out of the terminal and make your way to the Novetel. My suggestion would be to call an agency ahead of time and see if they will set it up for you and have the girl waiting at the hotel for you or better yet in the room.

Do your deed and then sprint back to the airport. Hope the immigration line is not too long and then sprint the 2 kilometers back to the gate and get on the plane a half hour before it leaves.

I am sure it can be done. Just pray the first plane is not late.

And this would make a great report if you pull it off. I am sure someone could give you the name of a reliable agency to take care of it for you.

But I am sure it will be very expensive.

[QUOTE=Thor93]
The Novotel is not directly connected to the terminal as far as I know, so even if you called an agency to spot a girl for you there, time would be really working against you. ... Just get off the first plane, make sure you have a boarding pass, sprint the 2 kilometers from the gate to immigration. Pray that a couple of 747's have not landed in front of you.Get out of the terminal and make your way to the Novetel. My suggestion would be to call an agency ahead of time and see if they will set it up for you and have the girl waiting at the hotel for you or better yet in the room. Do your deed and then sprint back to the airport. Hope the immigration line is not too long and then sprint the 2 kilometers back to the gate and get on the plane a half hour before it leaves. I am sure it can be done. Just pray the first plane is not late[/QUOTE]

I'm stressed out and exhausted just reading this.

What happens if you 'accidentally' miss your flight? This plan just has way too much risk in it. Like, what happens if you do all the above, and the girl shows up and she's not what you like?

[QUOTE=Wendella]I'm stressed out and exhausted just reading this.

What happens if you 'accidentally' miss your flight? This plan just has way too much risk in it. Like, what happens if you do all the above, and the girl shows up and she's not what you like?[/QUOTE]

No, risk no fun!
But, I was lucky when I arrived in Bangkok Airport. The gate was just 50 meters from the immigration. I flied with Qatar Airways. :-)

Masterplan,

some answers.

[QUOTE=Masterplan]...
1. I gather May is the rainy season, I take it that getting a tan is out of the question in May?[/QUOTE]The raining season starts now, but May is still relatively dry. It will be very hot.
[QUOTE=Masterplan]2. I am planning to stay at the Dream Hotel, anything I should be aware of with this hotel?[/QUOTE]I don't know that hotel, cannot help you with that. Please check the Bangkok Hotel thread.
[QUOTE=Masterplan]3. I will pop over and visit your place as you seem like an ok kind of guy, I expect you to have some beauties lined up for me!(not a question as such)[/QUOTE]Appreciate your visit. We have a bar, the Sports Lounge, and there will be around 30 up girls. I will NOT have them lined up for you, but you can establish contact when simply have a drink at the bar.
[QUOTE=Masterplan]4. I have gathered that going 'casual' to Cowboy etc can work against you, what is deemed as casual in this respect? My standard attire for a night out is a nice pair of jeans, shirt/top, and a nice pair of shoes.[/QUOTE]If you go to Soi Cowboy NOBODY cares how you are dressed. Here in Soi 33 and in discos (Spasso, CM2 etc.) this is different. Generally Thai women prefer reasonably dressed men (no shorts, no sandals etc.).
[QUOTE=Masterplan]5. I will be flying solo, conveniently have 5 days to kill on my way over to NZ to visit my sister. So if any of you fancy meeting up give me a shout.[/QUOTE]There are always members here at the Lodge. Meet up with them!


Giotto