hobbling along beach rd, i spotted a blind farang, complete with white stick, being led along by a thai hooker. i wonder how the hooked hooked the hooker. people here argue about prices, about long nosed v short nosed hookers, but even the legless, the blind and the insane can all get a fuck here if they have beggar’s change on them. i saw an iranian heading off with three young hookers in tow. bad move for him, as it means three pay checks and bad service. still, it will get rid of one of his fantasies for him. let’s hope he doused all three of them with the rivers of babylon.
i picked up a brace myself, a young newbie with a lovely, very fuckable ass and her older minder. back to their 2000 bt a month pad (go up from 2nd rd through new plaza across soi bucauw, and up the street that is a continuation of new plaza, lots of cheap and quiet rooms thai hooker quality rooms there). the stairways had more shoes than imelda marcos. toilet outside which did not help in the pissing stakes but the older one gave me a 3 hour massage and the younger sister got it bareback twice up the ass and once in the pussy, all of which she enjoyed. the bigger sister went out for a leak and when she returned, she was greeted by the sight of her sister enjoying a solid, methodical bareback ass pounding. jealousy got her nowhere and he sister got all my valuable sperm that night, for which she was most grateful. after i came inside her, she would watch the tv and the older hag would massage me. big sister also rimmed my lovely ass as i pounded younger sister. i no longer enjoy this as i feel it important to focus on fucking and not also have to spread the cheeks of my unwashed ass to accept her tongue. though animals always lick their lovers’ asses, i am not sure if they do this when fucking. can anyone advise?
the two sisters originally asked for 800 bt so maybe i am spoiling the market as well as them, as i gave them 1100bt. they came here, sleeping on the beach, showering for 10 bt until they got their first customers. i was their combined ninth. guess the sky is their limit now. let us hope they get some farang sucker to take care of them and their families.
not one of the ladies i have golden showered has complained to me and i always act like a gentleman. i am now even allowing them watch the tv and occasionally to use their phones. i allow their dreams to live and they appreciate that. unlike the love sotten farang, their dreams are not in conflict with reality every second of the day. i treat them better than most would treat cheap hookers. we should always be gentlemen and never for an instant forget our standards.
we must also accept buddhism, their belief system, which puts them at the base of the totem pole. buddhism says it is punishment for their former lives. but getting golden showered and fucked up the ass should not be regarded as a punishment but as a reward for choosing their career and their customer, me, with care.
has anyone checked out malibu entertainment opposite apex. ugly ladyboys but popular enough. i guess these shows give the older farangs a walk on the wild side. the only reason to go to a place like that is for its freak value. there are ladies dancing nearby in a number of bars. they gyrate like they are being given electric shocks (as they may well be getting). thai traditional dancing meets the local thai electricity grid. then there are the “singers”. i get a great kick out of the country and western singers murdering stand by your man.
i have got a few legit massages recently, mostly to try to feel up the lady massaging me. the best legit massage so far i have had is the big place half way down soi 6 on the rhs heading towards the beach. much too expensive at 300 bt an hour. you are much better off getting a freebie from an aging hooker as part of an all in deal. i realize this may not be an option for the iranian housewives/ tourists reading this but their husbands may be interested.
i went into big c. the iranian guys buy all the cheap clothes by the crate full. does tehran not have cheap chinese rags? al jazeerah is the best tv station here. the iranians and rag heads have some good and popular restaurants. i see there is a kosher restaurant on 3rd road. i have not seen many orthodox jews around. i wonder what the jewish mamas think when little heimy fronts up with a tattooed pattaya go go bride in tow.
what else? there are pissing contests and pissing contests but, just like beer, that is not to everyone’s taste. we had a recent one, won by a sharp shooting kraut, who was able to keep a semi horn on. the target and prize was paid handsomely for little or any work. all they think of is the money so pay them well and all will be well.
for those of you a little fistophobic, there are some things to note. women, not thai lbfms, give birth and the new born baby is a lot bigger than my fist or yours. many women like a neat fist and they often contract on it, the same way they do on a cock that fucks them hard. most lbfms are gone beyond caring. they see ass or fist fucking as just a way to clam more money for their time. they regard themselves as fuck toys, a very buddhist and asian concept. when you wine and dine them, you are fucking up their heads. i merely feed them cockroaches and cock and they appreciate that.
in the gym, (which actor gary stretch is now attending) and other places, i have seen farang treat lowly thai workers like shit. now, why do you do that? they are earning peanuts, probably less than the construction workers and you have to be a big little man by telling them they are nothing. they know that already but what does that make you? this is one of the wonders of amazing thailand. fat farangs swoon over common prostitutes with nothing but an over open to anybody pussy going for them. yet they treat those who try to hold down a job like shit. not kosher.
then we have the love smitten. i am friends with a finn who has built his beloved a house in some isaan wilderness. he now realizes his mistake and is thinking of cutting and running. i console him that at least he will not be trussed up like the british bobby i already mentioned. if we think our isaan pussy loves us and not our money, we are blinder than the horny white stick man i already mentioned. love is ok in thailand if you are a thai goldsmith.
england recently beat croatia in the world cup qualifiers. this meant that not only thai hookers but also some very overweight farangs could recently be seen wearing knock off england football shirts. one of my recent pissing partners was also wearing a france shirt. i asked her why she wore our gallant shirt (for the cock on it perhaps?). she said, non, she liked the color. (i still say like many others, she cannot resist the french cock, but it was a good answer).
what else? toured sois 1-4. nothing there except obnoxious tailors and a handful of go go and bars clinging like barnacles towards big c. a good place if you want an uninterrupted night’s sleep.
some ugly beach rd hag offered me a blow job on the beach near soi 4. no thank you. instead, i have developed a new hobby up that way. i am hitting on the female tourists who are being ignored by all the farang who are so besotted by their innocent isaan angels. the long noses are to be found propping their fat asses up on bars around sois 4 and 5. these long noses are easy meat if you are patient and not too discerning; maybe our blind mongering friend could help here. the patience element obviously thins the field a lot. and if you are charmless, that probably does not help either. it also means dressing and scrubbing up so that probably rules out a lot.
so, i have given some guides from soi 1 to walking st and back as far as 3rd road. my feet currently are playing up and stop me going further afield so it will be piddles and paddles on bottoms for the next few days. now let yours do the walking. tell us something new, break new ground. live the dream, even once. go give her a golden love shower. you know she needs the money as well as your love.
