Rio de Janeiro Reports

Hi folks, I will be visiting Rio for the first time, I've been doing quite a bit of research on gparena and most reports are in Centro. Is Centro safe for a tourist to enjoy? I have read the safety tips from vagabunda and I will try my best to follow them.

I am also eager to understand the formalities, from what I've read most girls work in different towers in Centro, do we simply need to hand in ID e. G driving license and go to the apartment number?

[QUOTE=YoungVeteran;3039124]Hi folks, I will be visiting Rio for the first time, I've been doing quite a bit of research on gparena and most reports are in Centro. Is Centro safe for a tourist to enjoy? I have read the safety tips from vagabunda and I will try my best to follow them.[/QUOTE]No need to worry.

The safety tips were given from Senhor "Vagabundo". "Vagabundas" are the girls working in the privées.

[QUOTE=Sperto;3039184]No need to worry.

The safety tips were given from Senhor "Vagabundo". "Vagabundas" are the girls working in the prives.[/QUOTE]Oh yes it's Vagabundo, apologies, you can tell I don't speak any Portuguese. Anyways, what's it like visiting the girls in centro? I've been with the touring Brazilians here in the you. K. And they're asking 900 reals for 1 hour and 600 teals for 30 minutes. They're the smart ones that know about the currency difference and benefit by doing arbitrage. But I'm a cheap bastard so I'll take a flight and visit Brazil. Funnily enough, I've been looking through the main sites (GP arena social feed, PhotoAcompanhantes and FatalModel) and I recognise a few faces that used to work in the you. K. And their prices is less than half of what they charged in the you. K. I'm tempted to visit one of them that I experienced when I arrive in Rio for the reaction.

For a person like me who likes to show up at a place, have my fun and disappear into the crowd. Is Centro the spot for this or should I stick to the girls in Copacabana? I don't want hassle with receptionists or problems locating the apartment. I want it to be as simple as possible.

Gents,

What's your argument for Rio over SP?

I know the hospitality, beach and scenery is unbeatable, but as far as GPS go, I prefer SP.

Interested in knowing what you think.

Yesterday, Vagabundo ahem, not vagabunda, met up with JimmyBoy after banging our favorite prive girl for an hour, for which he had scheduled at 12 h to get the first fuck of the day like a fisherman, rising at dawn, strapping on some ropes and old yoga stretch pants with a secret pocket for a surf wallet with a UBS credit card with dozens of bitcoins -- oh my fuggin Gawd, did you see that dip, did you see that dip, Tavares -- and paddling out to sea to spear salmon with a knife lashed to a pole.

Jimmyboy claims to have fucked said hoar for 30 minutes, due to his 10,000 steps a day, his 117 years notwithstanding, or perhaps because of -- fuck your syntax -- I roomed with the ghost of ee cummings at Thayer middle.

Oh, youngveteran, is it, with your 1 post, PM me, and I will add you to a whatsapp group, and send you the Vagabubba (TM pending, haha, right one eyed man) guide.

Now, look, Jimmyboy is a great wingman. I met him at a Airbnb at cinelandia. We walked over to RB185, and he expertly guided me up to sala 3320. They have a facial recognition system there. Fukkk. Vagabundo of course prefers old school property where one can just kinda walk in Transamerica hotel California style.

Anyway, I paid 200 reais for fucking the girl 45 minutes. The AR was too weak to do our favorite position, brute, IE, her just lying on her stomach, my dick up her pussy, slowly stroking.

By the time I was done, I was ready to pay her 50 r tip. She was already onto her next client.

Being a honest dude, I returned later, while Jimmboy was up in Dudas. Kelly is the girl vagabundo would have fucked because of a whispered promise, but instead, I went downstairs to shop for sex toys. Not finding a toy large enough for my bengala, I wandered around a bit while jimmyboy was giving a massage or some simp shit before he got out his roman phallus and ruined the wench. Then I went over to the bradesco on rio branco, where you can get money without going through a xray (the bradesco by cais do oriente now requires that).

Then, having 2500 r in my surf wallet, as I have withdrawn for the last 1873 days, just the working days, stuffing the loot under my mattress, and converting it through the local swiss consulate into bitcoin. I walked up to my favorite hoar's place of work. She was tired. As you might expect.

There in the back room, I gave her her tip. Then, I went out to the front room which has a fine view of guanabarra bay, the kind of view one could appreciate if one were calling in air strikes and missile strikes onto specific ships. One might appreciate that the oil service rigs are the kind of light amphibious ships that the stupid, capitalis, imperialist Americans are thinking of buying at inflated prices for their Marines, now sing their hymn, and celebrate their imperialist birthday. They're not bad in a barfight, but other than that, they are generally worthless. There in the front room of the prive, I put some water into my protein mixer bottle, the good kind, with little screw off cylinders for my creatine protein mixture. Jimmyboy, my trainer, says I need more fruit and vegetables, so I sit here with a breakfast of fruit salad and ovos mexidos at arabda praia at Lucio costa 2916, from which take bus 309 to centro.

Qninja is in town, a great wingman, and I will go link up with him!

[QUOTE=YoungVeteran;3039226]Oh yes it's Vagabundo, apologies, you can tell I don't speak any Portuguese. Anyways, what's it like visiting the girls in centro? I've been with the touring Brazilians here in the you. K. And they're asking 900 reals for 1 hour and 600 teals for 30 minutes. They're the smart ones that know about the currency difference and benefit by doing arbitrage. But I'm a cheap bastard so I'll take a flight and visit Brazil. Funnily enough, I've been looking through the main sites (GP arena social feed, PhotoAcompanhantes and FatalModel) and I recognise a few faces that used to work in the you. K. And their prices is less than half of what they charged in the you. K. I'm tempted to visit one of them that I experienced when I arrive in Rio for the reaction.

For a person like me who likes to show up at a place, have my fun and disappear into the crowd. Is Centro the spot for this or should I stick to the girls in Copacabana? I don't want hassle with receptionists or problems locating the apartment. I want it to be as simple as possible.[/QUOTE]

This pertains to the Windsor at Av senador dantas 14 at Metro Cinelandia, but as a ISG member concurred, Windsor's generally are bad, so I suggest putting this on all your g0 ogle maps reviews of Windsor hotels. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. This hotel banned guests even for a guest who had paid for guests until his Attorney argued for this right! File protest with all relevant government authorities for this business to be removed for all travelers! THIS IS A PRISON NOT A hotel. / s / former Commissioned Officer, Swiss Navy, Chaplain.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3039624]This pertains to the Windsor at Av senador dantas 14 at Metro Cinelandia, but as a ISG member concurred, Windsor's generally are bad, so I suggest putting this on all your g0 ogle maps reviews of Windsor hotels. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. This hotel banned guests even for a guest who had paid for guests until his Attorney argued for this right! File protest with all relevant government authorities for this business to be removed for all travelers! THIS IS A PRISON NOT A hotel. / s / former Commissioned Officer, Swiss Navy, Chaplain.[/QUOTE]What's wrong with them? Is it just that they don't let you bring in garotas?

[QUOTE=Combo;3039660]What's wrong with them? Is it just that they don't let you bring in garotas?[/QUOTE]I suppose its the only thing again the protocol. I suppose its the ultimate defect of a place if you plan mainly to go there to fuck hoe. XD.

[QUOTE=Combo;3039660]What's wrong with them? Is it just that they don't let you bring in garotas?[/QUOTE]Is stayed there about 1. 5 years ago and the front desk person lied to me. He told me it was no problem bringing in guests, as long as I registered them. What he didn't tell me was that you can only register one female, if you change the female, you have to pay FULL FUCKING PRICE of the hotel room for any subsequent garota. Not a small fee but full price of another hotel room. Fuck this hotel, I I will never stay there again.

I've been to Rio de Janeiro three times for about three weeks each this time I'm coming for six weeks I retired early this year, and might extend it longer oh and already have my e visa. If you're from the United States, it's super quick and easy if anybody is wondering. . I have stayed both in Copacabana. And Barra, but when I stayed in Barra, I had a girl with me the whole time this time I am going to be completely unattached and I'm wondering if I will get bored I don't know if there's as many prives there or just girls, I can meet on Tinder or the beach. I know a little bit of Portuguese, but it's limited. A little bit about me. I speak English obviously I'm in my mid 40's and active. Copa is nice because there's lots of ways to meet girls prives escorts and lots of regular girls on Tinder in the area. Not to mention everything is walkable, which is great tons of restaurants and bars all around I feel like Ibarra not sure if all that will be available and not as walkable but what I like about that area is Airbnb's are way nicer than COPA for a little less money and I want to be comfortable in my accommodations for staying so long Any feedback would be great. I have contributed to this site in the past, but like I said it's been a long hiatus for me, but excited to be back in Brazil!

[QUOTE=Combo;3039660]What's wrong with them? Is it just that they don't let you bring in garotas?[/QUOTE]And it's a lousy hotel with old tired rooms (Windsor Leme, at least).

I advised a ISG member, the porn producer, Mambo Perv, when he first came to Rio to stay in Barra, and it made him a long term Rio resident due to security. He was staying in a hotel in Copa posto 5, and all the stalkers were stressing him out. Then he moved to Barra, nearest to the Metro Jardim Oceanico, where I too live so we could link up and do things including the gastro / sex combos. Send me a PM.

Before we get another controversy, it is a matter of personal taste, if you want Miami / San Diego then pick Barra, if you want New York, then Copa. Even Anne Amari, a local girl tells me Copa is not safe because it is in the middle of 3 favelas into which thieves can run. The local favela punks are amateur know nothing no future idiots, I know them well as they are my Muay Thai teammates whom I train with twice a week, they live in little vilas with their mothers because they earn nothing, and a real business opportunity for them is a gringa who will throw them some change. Politics aside, the economics of the local cariocas is still sucking dick or eating pussy, and they hate gringos and want us to go back, but they need our money. To which I say, get a fucking life -- where is the Brazilian facebook, amazon, apple, Netflix or google? There is a mercado Livre in South America but when will it do any biz in the rich world? Amazon Brazil on the other hand is global. Why? The rich Brazilians, the patricinhas and patricios have idealistic over regulatory laws while meanwhile minimum wage is 1500 reais a month or 300 dollars for faveladas, it is the GINI index highest in the world, along with America, where a real biz is owning and flipping trailer parks in Fayetteville, North Carolina for rich property owners dating polish doctors making 600,000 USD a year. In Brazil, the same divide exists, except worse, and the rich, the successful live in Barra, where it is safe.

The loser American sex tourists at the end of their lives who have done nothing and will ever do anything but go to the cheapest prives may stay in centro, but there is nothing in centro in terms of social life and street life. The mayor is trying to redevelop Cidade Baixa, luring embassies there in the coming years close to Vila Mimosa, the embassy staffs joking that the area used to be a sex tourism district, expecting it to change, but it will not. Then what will you have? An embassy in the middle of a brothel. Meanwhile, the Russians just put their embassy in Leblon.

Any local who can, stays in Barra. Mambo Perv, look up his porn. His exteriors are shot on the beaches of barra. On Youtube look up czech in effect for his barra video at Posto 2. That's where Vagabundo lives. I have a view each morning at sunrise, which is now just ahead of 5 AM of the actual beach. The beach water is clean, as opposed to Copa, where going in the water is essentially entering a toilet full of piss, shit, and motor oil from ships. You should have a tetanus shot just for looking at the water in Copa, however renovated the apartment. As for living in centro, yes, the concentration of cheaper sex locations is higher, but other than that, it is a real life dante's inferno, a bleak version of sheol, a living purgatory of gays, drug addicts, transexuals and the poorest poor, homeless. You might have nothing better to do on a Saturday night than to wander into Lapa and report lots of futbol fans but they are not the rich, privileged Brazilians, who, if they can, live in Barra. If you have the wealth to make the choice, then, live in Barra and even Recreio, where you could aspire to a cuberto com piscina.

Ah well, now let the slings and arrows fly.

The one thing you must do is to use the metro. It is fast, and it gets you to the centro prives, where you can, with any game get some regulars who will come out to your Barra place. Temekaria on Olegario Maciel serves all you can eat sushi for 125 r. It is excellent.

[QUOTE=TravelGuy79;3039821]I've been to Rio de Janeiro three times for about three weeks each this time I'm coming for six weeks I retired early this year, and might extend it longer oh and already have my e visa. If you're from the United States, it's super quick and easy if anybody is wondering. . I have stayed both in Copacabana. And Barra, but when I stayed in Barra, I had a girl with me the whole time this time I am going to be completely unattached and I'm wondering if I will get bored I don't know if there's as many prives there or just girls, I can meet on Tinder or the beach. I know a little bit of Portuguese, but it's limited. A little bit about me. I speak English obviously I'm in my mid 40's and active. Copa is nice because there's lots of ways to meet girls prives escorts and lots of regular girls on Tinder in the area. Not to mention everything is walkable, which is great tons of restaurants and bars all around I feel like Ibarra not sure if all that will be available and not as walkable but what I like about that area is Airbnb's are way nicer than COPA for a little less money and I want to be comfortable in my accommodations for staying so long Any feedback would be great. I have contributed to this site in the past, but like I said it's been a long hiatus for me, but excited to be back in Brazil![/QUOTE]

For the termas like Monte Carlo, Solarium, Centaurus and 4 x4, would the selection during the afternoons be much lower than at night time hours?* What about the same for the prives? I'm am booked for my first trip last week of March.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3040149]For the termas like Monte Carlo, Solarium, Centaurus and 4 x4, would the selection during the afternoons be much lower than at night time hours?* What about the same for the prives? I'm am booked for my first trip last week of March.[/QUOTE]I've had a lot of success arriving late afternoon to early evening. Sometimes you can get a little early bird discount too, like at 4 x 4. Well, at least they used to do that. And remember. The early bird gets to cornhole the garota first LOL! While she's freshest.

Further to vagabundo's hatred of Windsor -- All Digital Nomads should avoid Windsor hotels. I just wanted to put a laptop in a friend's safe before going to a sex club for the night. Avoid all Windsor hotels.

[QUOTE=Xpartan;3039850]And it's a lousy hotel with old tired rooms (Windsor Leme, at least).[/QUOTE]