Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3044775]Pau duro (hard dick) is the term for cheap charlie.[/QUOTE]Senhor Vagabundo, actually it's not.

Pau duro do mean a hard dick, but stingy / Cheap Charlie is pão-duro, hard bread. A stingy person rather eat hard bread than spending money on fresh bread.

It's important to pronounce pau and pão right. You don't want to enter a bakery and ask for dick.

Side-note: Other words that needs to be pronounced right are coco and cocô, that is coconut and poop.

On the beach you want to drink água de coco, coconut water.

P. S I don't know iof the autocorrection will ruin the correct spelling.

Wear whatever you think is comfortable, Havaianas (flip-flops), sneakers, shorts and a T-shirt. You can pick up a wardrobe at one of the South shops. They have clothes that makes you blend in, decent prices and OK quality. If you like to wear a Flamengo or Vasco T-shirt go ahead but remember that which club that are most popular depends on where you go in Rio.

The main priority if you are white and want to blend in is to get a good suntan as soon as possible. If you are pale or pink as a pig everybody will know that you have just arrived.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3044816]As Sperto has said, some members are what the ignore function was made for, IE, guy who says he needs youtube to figure out metro, asks a million questions about centro prive security so he can get the first fuck before his bros, all for a 6 day trip 4+ months from now.[/QUOTE]I do apologize if my many questions have pissed off some members here. Most of you in the Brazil part of ISG probably don't know me as this will be my first trip here but I ALWAYS reciprocate after my trips by contributing very detailed reports and for those planning trips to other countries, you will find my numerous and hopefully useful reports that cover Pattaya, Bangkok, HoChiMinh, Angeles City, Manila, Jakarta, Chiang Mai, Phnom Penh, Medellin, Sosua, Havana, San Jose, Tijuana, El Salvador, Ste Maarten, Berlin, Dusseldorf, Singapore and more. I do give back and will do the same after my trip to Brazil is done which will cover both Rio and Sao Paulo.

[QUOTE=Exoticspirit;3044946]I do apologize if my many questions have pissed off some members here. Most of you in the Brazil part of ISG probably don't know me as this will be my first trip here but I ALWAYS reciprocate after my trips by contributing very detailed reports and for those planning trips to other countries, you will find my numerous and hopefully useful reports that cover Pattaya, Bangkok, HoChiMinh, Angeles City, Manila, Jakarta, Chiang Mai, Phnom Penh, Medellin, Sosua, Havana, San Jose, Tijuana, El Salvador, Ste Maarten, Berlin, Dusseldorf, Singapore and more. I do give back and will do the same after my trip to Brazil is done which will cover both Rio and Sao Paulo.[/QUOTE]I have read many of your great reports on the various countries, keep it up and thank you.

[QUOTE=Sperto;3044839]Senhor Vagabundo, actually it's not.

Pau duro do mean a hard dick, but stingy / Cheap Charlie is po-duro, hard bread. A stingy person rather eat hard bread than spending money on fresh bread.

It's important to pronounce pau and po right. You don't want to enter a bakery and ask for dick.

Side-note: Other words that needs to be pronounced right are coco and coc, that is coconut and poop.

On the beach you want to drink gua de coco, coconut water.

P. S I don't know iof the autocorrection will ruin the correct spelling.[/QUOTE]Stresses, pronunciation and false cognates matter. I remember myself making a mistake in Rio when I got a liter jug of squeezed avocado instead of pineapple. There was a story in Dom Rep of a guy demanding avocados where he meant lawyers or advocates.

[URL]https://youtu.be/y2mccgB3XIk?si=FzVbKScxvtDctTfe[/URL]

This is a funny and good guide, including a music suggestion (hotel California by sambo) at the end.

A 4 x4 girl, belladonna, took vagabundo to south & co and bought 1000 reais worth of cloths including cargo shorts.

My experience has been that quality at south sucks. Buy decathlon. I have two pairs of cargo shorts from decathlon and they are my go to shorts.

Lace up tenis is standard if you want to be able to run, which is my plan for any confrontation.

The concealed weapon is worthy of note, and I would further suggest. Well, I won't. But it is a violent city. Plan accordingly. 190 is police on a local chip.

Throw a speaker in a cargo short pocket and play the suggested music. And get your best passista dance moves on, it is samba season.

Best all time monger wingman in 5.9 years was choclate lover, who was a semi pro photographer at samba school rehearsals, speaking of which, someone here post a link to a schedule!

[QUOTE=Sperto;3044841]Wear whatever you think is comfortable, Havaianas (flip-flops), sneakers, shorts and a T-shirt. You can pick up a wardrobe at one of the South shops. They have clothes that makes you blend in, decent prices and OK quality. If you like to wear a Flamengo or Vasco T-shirt go ahead but remember that which club that are most popular depends on where you go in Rio.

The main priority if you are white and want to blend in is to get a good suntan as soon as possible. If you are pale or pink as a pig everybody will know that you have just arrived.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3044775]Pau duro (hard dick) is the term for cheap charlie.[/QUOTE]I think it is: um pão-duro instead of um pau duro, that's mean that people prefer to eat hard bread instead of fresh bread because its cost money.

Please check I am not sure.

Ann amari called (past tense) me a pau duro for 4 years.

I always thought it was hard dick.

I dumped her hard because.

1. she doesn't fuck enough.

2. because she always is smoking weed, which interferes with her respiration.

3. interferes with mine.

4. her friends bring 3 kids to the beach and smoke skank joints around them so close that vagabundo is gagging from the toxic fentanyl smoke and goes for a swim to get the shit out of his lungs.

5. she says she will stop smoking when she has kids, but I don't believe it.

I mean, I was so mean that after my Christmas morning message, she sent pictures of her bleeding wrists.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

Glad I didn't have any kids with her.

There are Brazilian women who fuck for up to 2 hours in a 4 hour session, like actual 2 hours of penis in vagina sex. Those women I fuck sometimes with a camelback with an actual water bladder in to stay hydrated.

That by the way is what you should carry as a bag.

A camelback, looks pretty normal, big enough for any weapon or body armor. But again, people will think me eccentric, but just read about what happened in Rio on 28 October.

121 KIA.

That violence included swarms of angry young men in central train station.

Be the bat, not the ball.

Stay left of bang (book title), and appreciate the gift of fear (another book title).

[QUOTE=Frenchieboy;3045273]I think it is: um po-duro instead of um pau duro, that's mean that people prefer to eat hard bread instead of fresh bread because its cost money.

Please check I am not sure.[/QUOTE]

Big thanks to the contributors here who indirectly helped me make my choices when I visited Rio.

Arrive in Rio and staying in Copacabana and lined up a girl I saw back in February and we had talked on Whatsapp a couple of times.

[URL]https://www.riosexsite.com/escort/BrunaFit[/URL] I didn't get her off this site but the other one won't work for me.

This was my only girl to come to my place but we had no problems. Met her at the door and we're all over each other in the lift.

Kit off and down to it, she was like reuniting with an old flame. We had an amazing hour lots of kissing and sex all over the apartment. Fantastic.

Had a memorable hour with her before she leaves and I'm off to get a recovery meal and beers.

Next day I decided I needed a massage to sort my lower back out. Honest guv.

Found a place close to me and just rocked up. Agreed an hour and paid by card then 2 girls came into the room and I think I was allocated the one who spoke a little English. We go to the room which was a proper set up so all seemed legit but she asks me to take off my shorts. I say I've nothing underneath but she say it's ok. She delivers a cracking massage as I'm face down on the couch before asking me to spin over. She uses Translate to inform me that Penile massage is part of the deal. I act innocent / surprised and this tickles her. While she rubbing my cock. She seems to be hiding a right pair so I ask if they can be set free. Oh yes a cracking pair for sure. I ask if she kisses and my god does she, easily the best kisser the whole time and that is against tough competition. I then ask if her knickers come off and guess what.

She's on her back on the couch and I give her an enthusiastic tongue lashing soon producing an orgasm, she's then onto her knees and delivers great owo proper DT and spit. It feels like it's all go so I get her back onto the couch and I rub my cock on her cute little fanny before pushing it in. I've never done this before but she didn't seem to mind and I was proper in the moment by now partly because it was so unplanned. Put her on full power before CIP, we had a bit of a clean up and more kisses and cuddling while trying to communication my surprise / delight. I think she liked the fact I was (played) innocent but I genuinely didn't anticipate that outcome.

Next evening I paid a visit to 4 X 4.

Got a drink upstairs and sat down to see who was about. Wasn't overly impressed with the girls mincing around and I avoided eye contact so I didn't have to have an awkward convo with any of them. I was considering bailing but held my nerve and took my time with my beer. Then, there she was, a tall athletic black girl who immediately caught my eye as she smiled at me. I smiled back and she was soon sat next to me. I visited in Feb and I was pretty sure she was the same girl I saw last time but I didn't get any details from her then. She asked if I'd been before and I fibbed saying no 1st timer so she told me the deal. We agreed to go to a room and after a short wait for her to get her stuff we were off. Kinda got some details wrong as I thought I had booked 1/2 hour with her but we had 1 1/2 and it was in one of the larger rooms. I thought it was more expensive this time but still something like 130 so vfm.

Had a great time with her and after round 1 she said she was sure she'd met me before, she had me so I fessed up. Declined use of jacuzzi which seemingly everyone does and proceeded with round 2 but wasn't able to finish though I got her off. Another super passionate girl with lots of kissing and she gave me her number for my return in Feb next year.

We parted company and she was off home and so was I, not only was I spent the club had moved downstairs and people were smoking so I wouldn't have stayed in those conditions.

I tried to organize a couple of others from the. Photoacompanhantes site but failed for different reasons.

Rio is a fantastic place to meet hotties and I'm coming back in late Feb for a few days before heading off to Argentina so starting to plan who I line up in Rio for then. Would like to try a different club than 4 x4 this time and also see if I can meet anyone on or around the beach as last time a few cuties looked promising.

[QUOTE=Frenchieboy;3045273]I think it is: um pão-duro-duro instead of um pau duro, that's mean that people prefer to eat hard bread instead of fresh bread because its cost money.

Please check I am not sure.[/QUOTE]You are correct, it is pão-duro. Also, per Google, "mão de vaca: (Literal: "cow's hand") The most common expression for a stingy or cheap person.".

[QUOTE=HarryMonk;3045282]
Next day I decided I needed a massage to sort my lower back out. Honest guv.
[/QUOTE]Nice report, can you share the details about the massage as I sometimes can use one myself, address?

Agree great report. Harry next time try Monte Carlo. Yes only 10 girls and less party atmosphere but always a solid lineup and great performance. I put it above 4 x4 (too loud / trashy) and Solarium (too sterile and stiff). Even going daytime — like 3 or 4 has paid off. Always left happy.

If I are up past midnight Dolce Vita can deliver a hottie from time to time and fun dance vibe.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3045279]Ann amari called (past tense) me a pau duro for 4 years.

I mean, I was so mean that after my Christmas morning message, she sent pictures of her bleeding wrists.

[/QUOTE]Stay away, no run away from border-liners as fast as you can!

[QUOTE=QueRico;3045606]Stay away, no run away from border-liners as fast as you can![/QUOTE]What is your experience with girls with BPD?

Finally stepping away from one after an intense year.

[QUOTE=RioBob;3045520]Nice report, can you share the details about the massage as I sometimes can use one myself, address?[/QUOTE][URL]https://massagemtantricario.com.br/[/URL]

Ended up being quite expensive but a great experience. Can't guarantee what's on offer but my feeling is it will be fun.