Rio de Janeiro Reports

Furthermore, I saw a man shot at point blank range in Metro Uruguiana in the back of the head in 2015. The motive was money. He was a money carrier for some biz. You can look back to 2015 on this thread.

Now, realize I have been here 27 times and on this trip, which may be my last, I have been here 2115 days (but who is counting).

Today, I did a centro prive girl for 250/55 minutes for a CPF PM of less than 5. Toastmonger the BEST wingman I have ever had chose a Brazilian footbal shirt and immediately put it on! He did a girl at a centro prive.


[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3046145]No, those areas are not safe.

Santa Teresa is lapa and filled with tranvestites and gays and lots of street violence.

Centro is a high crime area. I've been assaulted there several times, once with a knife.

Especially if there is a 28 Oct. Type of police operation on, even the central train station is at risk of masses of young men, 18-30 storming around and grabbing anything of value. Teammates from my muay team who are pretty fit and train for this sent out pictures of such arrastaos at central train station. Ann amari has knife wounds on her let from attempted theft of her phone.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tribute15;3046329]Monte Carlo is a trap, not worth even the entry fee. Small area with a small line up of girls, where most of them are average quality, been there a couple of times and I can't count the number of times, I saw a girl I could rate an 8. Coupled with the most outrageous fee of 980 for a session, Its a waste of time. Centaurus has more quality and options, though the price is crazy too and the girls hound you like sharks.[/QUOTE]My experience at MC matches yours. There were about ten below-average-looking girls when I visited the first time, and I left within half an hour. I gave it another try a couple of years later after reading a few positive reports, but I had the same result. I also visited Centaurus once; although it had better-looking girls than MC, the relentless hounding was unbearable, so I left without a session. I have no plans to visit either club again.

Prives, solarium, best wingman toastmonger.

So, a new wingman, Toastmonger, a first time Rio visitor has been in town. We went to centro prives yesterday, emporiodobanho, the usual suspects written about here often. We both had good sessions, 200 r for an hour, then we shopped in saara, and he got a local soccer shirt, a brazilian team, and immediately put it on, assigning him my best all time wingman spot for that. Alot of wingmen won't do that insisting on wearing their foreign baseball caps and wondering why they have been robbed multiple times, which affects me both in terms of having to give them loaner cell phones but also makes me a target.

Anyway, we also went to Solarium the night before. I guess it was close to 800 r all in for 40 minutes. The girls there are top shelf, and fun, again, if you know the porta dos fundos sobremesa video and can more or less reenact it with them. Vagabundo got 3 numbers of the top tier girls, a negra cute with a great bundinha (small ass), and a super model hot blonde also with a great ass, and here is the trick. When the place closes at 1 AM, the girls go to Joia Carioca a restaurant on the main drag, also populated heavily by college aged girls and locals. We are sitting there having a meal, the Solarium girls we were in the club with come up, bum a burger off of wingman, and Vagabundo is reenacting sobremesa the porta dos fundos skit, and a local gets all jealous and starts shouting, which was hilarious.

Wingman is staying the Grand Hyatt barra on accumulated points and Vagabundo is going there and checking out the pool, and exec lounge, which are top shelf, but still prefers his place closer to praia do pepe, or praia macumba because he actually likes to swim. I had a great session with a regular prive girl yesterday, shot a big load on her white cheeks to finish, and am waiting to see if she comes through on Saturday for 4 hours which usually includes 2 hours of actual fucking, and cooking salmon.

I have legit non pros lined up, a Ukrainian woman here, a finnish girl ready to fly out if I want to, and numbers from tier 1 terma girls ready to do pernoites for 500 r, who DFK, and would be good to put in the rotation. Some girls want my babies, but as George Shultz said, for that you want as rich a girl as possible, and my baby momma prospects are the opposite, but I plan to help some of them with work study programs because they are smart and it is good for the soul, not to mention evidence that I am a upstanding citizen of the world.

That said, Lieutenant Aldo Raine, callsign Vagabundo, with Toastmonger aka Bear Jew, in our ongoing joke about Inglorious Basterds, is looking forward to more fucking as cardio cross training today, Shabat Shalom, I leave it to you observant persons to go to temple, I shall admire the philosophy of Baruch Spinoza as I am fucking for a few hours and thinking perhaps of Deuteronomy, or not.

I bring the best hoars from the sheol of centro to the heaven of Barra.

Vagabundo and Toastmonger go to Centaurus.

As Mark Twain one of the 4 greatest writers in American letters along with Franklin, Hemingway, and Rogan once quipped, the reports of the death of Centaurus and Solarium are exaggerated.

Vagabundo went to Centro and banged at 14 h a regular, many will know the suspect, but since Vagabundo is a action comedy writer in the spirit of Zohan (fuck your spell corrections, that is for the-hoars, development hoars, fresh Harvard with their spellcheck software), you can double you bitcoin donation to keep reading my prose which drops panties like Felipe Ret.

OK, She gets on top. She slides her bare kunt down on the bengala.

Pro tip 1. Lets say you are from Korean and maybe Indian or some other Asian lineage and your penis is somewhat, shall we say, average. Now, to be funny in Brazil, you just call your dick a bengala, which is apparently a province in Africa. And you talk about it in centimeters, not inches. Lets say, you want to be John Holmes, the porn star of some of our youth. OK, my techbro, now you are sporting fourteen centimeters! Put on some felipe ret, and enjoy that 5.5 to 1 conversion and call your huge korean cock a bengala and put that felipe ret on Sony speakers. "Eu sou felipe ret bengala, sou gogo boy. Normalmente meninas me paga 800 reais por hora. Por voce vou fazer desconto. " while dancing. In muay thai shorts, that you, you pathetic little rich world fat fuck be-atch actually train in, like vagabundo did last night. I mean, chicks at Centaurus or VM will grab your dick, but the confidence alone, the zohan humor factor not to mention the money will make her want to fuck you, to sit her bare, tight, morena snatch down on your rod.

So, anyway, she sits on my dick for a half hour while playing porn on.

Protip 2: my thinkpad t14 gen2+ refurbished. Do not buy a asus, lube will fuck it up, and the purpose of a laptop is to play porn while fucking your hoars, while also trading crypto (fuck that bitcoin fall, eh). Do not stay at the windsor. Someone get me a lawyer to sue the fuck out of them. Pay no more than 300 usd on amazon refurbished, and vagabundo is interested in maybe buying that machine. Like 40% margin there just from the trade and it all goes to work study education of chicks escaping prostitution. Many slip back. It is tough being a padre macumba, Swiss navy, Vice Admiral Rabbi, chaplain to the grupo maritimo. Tough, but the Swiss navy builds men, just like the American Marine Corps with which Vagabundo deployed as a liaison officer to Pattaya beach, where, being a stud, he got sweet young cambodian kunt free.

Then, the weather being hot, we switched to brute, ie, her lying on her stomach. She watched bella donna being fucked in the ass by nacho vidal and another brazilian. She picks the porn. She gives me her holes bare. I trade crypto with the dopamine from our skin on skin arms length transaction with my german italian bratwurst pepperoni probing her pussy. Her big tits have nipples that are innies, and they are sensitive.

Somewhere at minute 51 or 52, Vagabundo, being an expert cocksman, takes his bratwurst out of her kunt, and shoots a wad, deploying millions of future UCLA students who get a free education on the dime of gavin newsom, that faggot kunt feminazi little bii atch on her cheeks.

Then.

Nut busted, relaxed, and happy. Having paid 250 r including 50 r for the bareness of her most intimate hole, vagabundo takes the metro and a bus to muay Thai

He hits the bag for an hour among his real friends.

He brainstorms a script.

Covid 27 riofornication.

The muay Thai coach will play a general for perhaps lets call it Israel, for we train at a israeli compound, where we read our deuteronomy as a first reading.

We will recruit actors from liga do muay Thai, Brazil, the best fighters in the world.

We will recruit women from the university, the most beautiful in the city which has the most beautiful in the world.

In the banter of fighters after an hour of hard cardio we discuss making movies like Denzel Washington in training day, which the locals pronounce in ways that vagabundo helps them to translate to English.

At breakfast at the hyatt barra at lucio costa 9600 on the beach, vagabundo hits up a Brazilian actress, by the name of cruz. He hits her with eu sou professor of cinema, and even that does not yield a number, making vagabundo want to breed her kunt even more. I will. My rifle is my gun, and my dick is a phallus, and I am a walking phallus. Oleo do coco will drip down her legs along with my spermatazoa.

I am a action comedy writer. My critics like Jimmyboy are writers of fact, but are neither action or comedy writers. We are complimentary, which is why we are friends. Though we despise each other. We fuck the same kunts. He knows who I fucked yesterday. I hope you are jealous there in Sicily, at your family compound, the ferrarri family compound, make your cars my italian cousin, I am fucking your favorite hoar, I keep her warm.

So.

After muay Thai cinema techbro Netflix hbomax get me a caa rep NOW the-hoars practice, vagaubundo goes to sushi and sex with his latest client, that would be toastmonger, who wears his recife brazilian team shirt.

We go to temekeria on rua angelica in Ipanema. We eat.

We get fatter. Our big bellies flopping around like sea lions.

Locals laugh at "felipe ret baiano, sargento BOPE".

In the violence of rio, there is room for comedy, but the space is measured in milimeters, sete meio dois, 7. 62 x 51 from a para FAL.

May as well laugh. Laugh at death.

Laugh a fucking.

Then, bloated on good fish (avoid other sushi joints as food poisoning does result and the locals like poisoning rich gringos).

We walk down Ipanema towards arpoador, where now there are surubas orgies because cariocas are like that.

We go to centaurus.

Final bill for wingman is 2600 r paid in cash, and 130 r for his lawyer, that would be vagabundo, who goes in, wearing muay thai shorts, smelling of the manly sweat that attracts wet kunt like the musk of a siberian tiger with the thigh bones of a Russian between his teeth to use as a toothpick. Young kunts hover about. Many offer to use the splinter of bones of Russian to clean vagabundo's teeth, to put their fingers into his mouth. Yes, the siberian tiger vagabundo enjoys a oral fixation with Brazilian mommas with their dominant teeth. Cacau a fighter passes the link to her muay thai gym in humaita but not her number.

Nicole who vagabundo fucked in 2021 December her ass in pictures at the transamerica pool forever in the servers of google and distributed from time to time comes up. It is a happy reunion. 5 years. I buy her a whisky.

But I do not authorize a tequila, and later, as I check out, reception calls her down, and reduces my penalty by 70 r. She is pissed. Fuck her. I did for 400 in a reverse gang bang with Bella donna in Dec. 2021. She gives me her #. She is social proof. With her I gain the numbers of several, younger asses, some of whom deep french kiss, while sex starved prisoner escapee from pussy prison wingman toastmonger fucks twice.

Vagabundo is a local de facto.

Vagabundo carries a 1.5 liter water bottle which he has filled with aqua filtrado at the sushi place. Maybe the locals spat in it, fight club style. As I write this the next morning I have not symptoms of any poisoning, though, so the greatest action comedy writer since jorge amado carries on.

Vagabundo has a vertex socp case strapped to his chest to e ready to photograph, just like a moto boy. Because I am a go go boy, moto boy. Women pay me to fuck them. See my muay thai shorts. Grab my dick through it.

Cacau does.

Gets me hard.

Strokes me, while I talk to Nicole.

I am nut busted.

I have calibrated my 18 centimeter 47 mm diameter projectile on centro prive kunt. I do not need to fuck. Those of you in pussy prison, go ahead and order yourself a fleshlight modeled after my kunt today, I will upload the specs to the cloud and pm you the link, go and make one for yourself at the closest CNC milling machine at the university while you try to get college girl pussy, which vagaundo does, from time to time.

So cacau strokes my dick for my 180 r entrada at centaurus.

Oh my god.

Thamiris ass, her bunda, 20 years old IS miss bumbum Brazil!

So is joyce, who did give me her number, I will take her to panda. She is panda quality. Many are.

OK, not to stoke controversy, but centaurus / solarium / perola negra / 4 x4 girls are as good as scandallo. There I said it, but in sp there is no beach. Now, having said this, I am sure that this platform will become as big as x dot com.

French speaking kunts come up to vagabundo, and he says je suis vagabundo. But that is the limit of his french.

Italianas. I mean, my padre e no lake como e lake lugano.

I get at least 5 numbers.

Toastmonger, being some kind of point arbitrage gold bug comps vagabundo at the hyatt for breakfast and pool and executive lounge where he hits on Colombians, probably cartel hoars who enjoy watching men tortured for entertainment. So much plastic. Yuck. Give me carioca de gema, thamiris bunda, her miss bumbum ass. Now that is what stagliano came to rio for.

So, there it is men. Get on your planes and follow me. I am Swiss navy! Now run around your pool and sing that while you jog.

And if people look at your strangely, just wear your muay Thai shorts, and let them grab your dick. If they pay you.

Selah.

[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3046700]Prives, solarium, best wingman toastmonger.

So, a new wingman, Toastmonger, a first time Rio visitor has been in town. We went to centro prives yesterday, emporiodobanho, the usual suspects written about here often. We both had good sessions, 200 r for an hour, then we shopped in saara, and he got a local soccer shirt, a brazilian team, and immediately put it on, assigning him my best all time wingman spot for that. Alot of wingmen won't do that insisting on wearing their foreign baseball caps and wondering why they have been robbed multiple times, which affects me both in terms of having to give them loaner cell phones but also makes me a target.

Anyway, we also went to Solarium the night before. I guess it was close to 800 r all in for 40 minutes. The girls there are top shelf, and fun, again, if you know the porta dos fundos sobremesa video and can more or less reenact it with them. Vagabundo got 3 numbers of the top tier girls, a negra cute with a great bundinha (small ass), and a super model hot blonde also with a great ass, and here is the trick. When the place closes at 1 AM, the girls go to Joia Carioca a restaurant on the main drag, also populated heavily by college aged girls and locals. We are sitting there having a meal, the Solarium girls we were in the club with come up, bum a burger off of wingman, and Vagabundo is reenacting sobremesa the porta dos fundos skit, and a local gets all jealous and starts shouting, which was hilarious..[/QUOTE]

8 Feb Superbowl at mosaico save the date!

[QUOTE=HarryMonk;3045282]Big thanks to the contributors here who indirectly helped me make my choices when I visited Rio.

Arrive in Rio and staying in Copacabana and lined up a girl I saw back in February and we had talked on Whatsapp a couple of times.

[URL]https://www.riosexsite.com/escort/BrunaFit[/URL] I didn't get her off this site but the other one won't work for me. [/QUOTE]Wow, this girl is gorgeous. She is showing as unavailable on the site above. Would you mind sharing the other site? I'm going to be in Rio in May and would love to contact her. TIA.

I'm going to be in Rio for 6 days and want some recommendations on the best spots to find brown to darker skinned women. I'm on tinder but most if not all of what I'm seeing are the white / lighter skinned Brazilians. Also what is the best place to exchange money out there?

Maybe you should consider a side trip to Salvador.

[QUOTE=AceBoogie;3048112]I'm going to be in Rio for 6 days and want some recommendations on the best spots to find brown to darker skinned women. I'm on tinder but most if not all of what I'm seeing are the white / lighter skinned Brazilians. Also what is the best place to exchange money out there?[/QUOTE]

I am in Rio for five days and wanted share some expriences:

- On Friday I tried to visit two clubs: Marakesh and Casablanca. I went to Makaresh around 10:30 and I was a first guest. There was several girls 30+, so I had my bear and left.

Next was Casablanca. It was 11 pm and I also was a first guest. Girls where a little bit younger and better looking then in Marakesh, but nothing spectacular. BTW, both clubs are very small.

- Next day I went to Dulce Vita. We where there around 1 am and people start coming. There was probably around 20 girls, again nothing spectacular. By 2 am club became full, but there was no life. People stand and drink, but there was no active interaction with girls.

- Today I started with Monte Carlo. I was there by 9 pm. There was around 12-15 girls, I did not like anyone. There was 3-4 guys, otherwise club was empty. So, I moved to 4 x4. There was life there. Guests going back and forth, girls actively chatted with them. In some sense it remotely looks like Casarao in SP, but girls in bikinis. With some strange stair, where drunk person can easily kill himself.

[QUOTE=LvZooMan211;3047992]Wow, this girl is gorgeous. She is showing as unavailable on the site above. Would you mind sharing the other site? I'm going to be in Rio in May and would love to contact her. TIA.[/QUOTE]I originally found her on Fatal Model.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=Guest19;3048220]

- Next day I went to Dulce Vita. We where there around 1 am and people start coming. There was probably around 20 girls, again nothing spectacular. By 2 am club became full, but there was no life. People stand and drink, but there was no active interaction with girls.

-[/QUOTE]I've been in Dolce Vita when it was full and the girls were dancing and I was dancing having a great time. For the most part the girls you are truly interested in may not approach you it's usually the ones you don't want to approach you but they may give you a look or bump into you by accident. You have to approach the one you want and say Hello, if she is open to your advances it should be very easy sailing.

[QUOTE=TheTallMan;3046598]Oh the great memories I had 25 years ago in all these clubs you mention and not to be overshadowed by the endless nights in HELP. About every half dozen years I will read the going-on's of Rio if nothing else for the memories. It is amazing that all these clubs are still going after all these decades. So my last visits to Rio was in 2000, now I am 10+ years in Colombia but need to get back for a visit. Not seeking any sympathy as the thousand give or take Colombian women have been nothing short of spectacular yet the exotica Brazilian women are so enticing..[/QUOTE]I very much have enjoyed your reporting over the years. It was your report on a trip to the Philippines that convinced me that I finally needed to go there too. And I did.

Is there any sex clubs, gangbangs, orgies, something just to watch, anything like that happening in Rio? I'm coming on Sunday, will stay a week.

[QUOTE=Raul69;3048404]Is there any sex clubs, gangbangs, orgies, something just to watch, anything like that happening in Rio? I'm coming on Sunday, will stay a week.[/QUOTE]Many years ago there were plenty of bars that had live sex shows on stage, one name I remember was Club Munchen but they're long gone. There are several swing clubs in the area, some have nights where single men are allowed to enter or you can always take an escort with you and participate or just watch if that is all you want.

Just came from the terma Centaurus.

Price was: 180 - entrance, 120 - three drinks for me and one for girl (I tried it. Just a light juice with sugar), 910 - for one hour with the girl. I suspect room was a not a regular room, but something upgraded. But, I do not mind. In Brazil, you have to take super duper king room in order to get something like 2 star motel room.

They have more girls than Monte Carlo, and girls are little bit better. There was around 20 girls.

Club itself is good. Everything is clean. I came around 9:30 - there was 3-4 guys around. By 11, there was about 10 guests, so there is some life going on.

It is definitely worth visiting, just politely ignore pairs of girls which tried to occupy the new guest, relax and make choice.