Rio de Janeiro Reports

Don't always judge the letter, judge the spirit or the message (like in Vagabundo1's case). Rio is the most beautiful city in the world and infinitely better for life than SP. Also, in the P4 P Play means also what do you do with your time between fucking, and Pay is how much it costs you, and SP has clearly a premium one can't ignore. Scandallo rates are not for everyone. Any time you approach Rio from air you tell yourself 'wow!' and 'wtf am I going to do here in this concrete monstrosity' on approach to Sampa.

[QUOTE=Questner;3055284]Don't always judge the letter, judge the spirit or the message (like in Vagabundo1's case). Rio is the most beautiful city in the world and infinitely better for life than SP. Also, in the P4 P Play means also what do you do with your time between fucking, and Pay is how much it costs you, and SP has clearly a premium one can't ignore. Scandallo rates are not for everyone. Any time you approach Rio from air you tell yourself 'wow!' and 'wtf am I going to do here in this concrete monstrosity' on approach to Sampa.[/QUOTE]They're very different experiences, but both are great. My ideal trip is a week in both cities.

I went to Whiskeria 4+ 4 last night. Being a cheap Charlie, I took the 100 bus from Copacabana (5 reales).

A handful of decent ladies at 18.00, but I didn't pull the trigger.

Why don't you just ignore me, then?

Anyway, my cost per fuck per minute was 250/45 yesterday, so like 5.5 r in a centro prive, then I did 2 hours of muay thai for which I am paying 100 r for 16 hours a month, which comes out to 6 r per hour or a little over a dollar, and my teammates are 20 year old super hot girls from Finland, France even Florida. Experience has shown that playing the long game does yield real non pro sex and friendship with these gals.

You may hate me, so ignore me.

But some members of this forum have compared my writing to Miller, Tropic of Cancer or Burroughs, Naked Lunch though I also and some ISG friends invoke Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I was educated by reading Twain, and I aspire to traveloques like Innocents Abroad or Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Through the years about 150 have joined a local whatsapp group for mongers, which is my target size, the size of a Rifle Company or a SEAL Team, where most people know each other. Some people dismiss me as a cheap charlie, who only likes negras from VM, but I'm in Centaurus and the prive regular I have been fucking for 120 minutes on any given afternoon to our own porn compilation is a Germanic looking girl that is my baseline for adjusting sights on my cost per fuck per minute.

When I go into Centaurus or Perola, therefore, I am nut busted, happy, and I am the fucking prize, dancing around in my muay thai shorts and with a 1. 5 l bottle of water I bought at a pharmacia because I am not buying 200 ML of water for 50 r because a local would not do that. I roll in and Centaurus Nicole recognizes me, shakes her bouncy ass at me for a whisky, but I don't need to fuck, so I just get her most recent number, and she having socially validated me, all the girls give me their numbers, and I gave those numbers to a ISGer at a sushi place on Olegario the other day.

That guy is on crutches and has a prosthetic leg from polio. In a different life, that could have been me. He has character. No woman is probably going to be attracted to him on the basis of just seeing him on the street, but he is my friend, and I show him my actual pictures of non pro Finnish Elsa jeans who beg to give me blow jobs with their even more hot Finnish friends, and I send him the number from Centaurus and perola girls to save him the trouble.

What I write does apply to short term travelers who become longer term travelers. Take for example, the best porn producer working in Rio, IMHO, Mambo Perv, who is a ISG member, who reached out for advice when he first got here in 2021. I met him a few times, even did a VM patrol, which he likes (and he uses photoaccompantes). He works in both SP and RJ, he lives near me. I see in his videos the beach outside my balcony. There's not a right answer. Whatever you business is, make it portable, and figure out how to live as many of your days in Rio.

[QUOTE=WayneRoberts;3055204]This is why I keep saying your advice is terrible, because its advice provided purely from your perspective as someone who lives in Rio. You are writing a personal blog for an audience of yourself at this point. Any criticism of this and you immediately try to frame it as jealousy, its really pathetic man.

The vast majority of people who visit this forum don't live in Rio or Brazil, they travel to Brazil for short trips where they need to maximize their time on the ground. Rio offers a far better lifestyle long term than SP does for my tastes too, but lifestyle means nothing for people who are coming for short trips. Its utterly irrelevant to them, and if you were capable of looking at this from their perspective rather than yours this would not be hard for you to see..[/QUOTE][QUOTE=WayneRoberts;3055204]This is why I keep saying your advice is terrible, because its advice provided purely from your perspective as someone who lives in Rio. You are writing a personal blog for an audience of yourself at this point. Any criticism of this and you immediately try to frame it as jealousy, its really pathetic man.

The vast majority of people who visit this forum don't live in Rio or Brazil, they travel to Brazil for short trips where they need to maximize their time on the ground. Rio offers a far better lifestyle long term than SP does for my tastes too, but lifestyle means nothing for people who are coming for short trips. Its utterly irrelevant to them, and if you were capable of looking at this from their perspective rather than yours this would not be hard for you to see..[/QUOTE]

Check out Aurora Damasceno. Nice pro service in a pro safe location near Carioca station.

[URL]https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/acompanhantes/rio-de-janeiro/centro/ao-lado-do-metro-carioca-156-tenho-privacy-id-y7v8h[/URL]

[URL]https://gparena.net/social-feed-user.php?id=29218[/URL]

All natural, awesome tits and ass, good BJ, YMMV but she is solid, nothing spectacular with service, but a good value for under 300 R.

As for the long volume of posting, let's stick to relevant useful stuff and restrain a bit with the irrelevant stuff and bragging can we?

It's tough to take too seriously someone who refers to themselves in the third person.

Vagabundo you are correct People can ignore your irrelevant meandering posts.

But we cannot ignore blatant misinformation like Centaurus is better than Scandallo (ignoring price). This is just factually inaccurate in virtually every way. Quantity, quality, venue. I respect that you get wasted a lot and maybe you were delusional at the time. Cool. But it's misinformation.

These I believe are facts that any man will sign up to if they have done both SP and Rio:

1. If you seek a luxe venue with maximum hot girls AND YOU HAVE MONEY, nothing tops Scandallo. Fact.

2. If you seek a more balanced vacation with beaches and girls, Rio tops SP hands down. Fact.

Feel free to ramble on and we can ignore what we want. I actually enjoy *some* of your stuff. But let's keep the facts clear.

It is a matter of subjective, personal taste.

For me and for many, Centaurus and Perola Negra in the middle of the rio lifestyle is better than Scandallo in the middle of urban ugliness.

Even in SP, the best is Miruna at Ave Miruna 644.

Where would Alto bom gosto, the legendary ABG go?

Miruna, the clinicas, for a sustainable cost per fuck. Then to Tako Sushi in Liberdade for the all you can eat rodizio.

Moreover, the basic issue is who fucks better? The cariocas the rio girls fuck better. I believe that, and I've heard that from many over and over.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;3055400]Vagabundo you are correct People can ignore your irrelevant meandering posts.

But we cannot ignore blatant misinformation like Centaurus is better than Scandallo (ignoring price). This is just factually inaccurate in virtually every way. Quantity, quality, venue. I respect that you get wasted a lot and maybe you were delusional at the time. Cool. But it's misinformation.

These I believe are facts that any man will sign up to if they have done both SP and Rio:

1. If you seek a luxe venue with maximum hot girls AND YOU HAVE MONEY, nothing tops Scandallo. Fact.

2. If you seek a more balanced vacation with beaches and girls, Rio tops SP hands down. Fact.

Feel free to ramble on and we can ignore what we want. I actually enjoy *some* of your stuff. But let's keep the facts clear.[/QUOTE]

I stopped in Mabs Tuesday night the pickings were a little better than Sunday night but still they tried hard but I didn't bite. Then I see 2 beautiful girls smoking and I go and chat with them they're both from São Paulo and staying a couple of weeks, they agree Mabs is sad and they have been to dolce vita. We exchange numbers they leave. I noticed in WhatsApp I've texted with her before because she is on Barra VIP, we didn't connect because I changed the time and she couldn't make it. She is very beautiful charges 1,000 reais, makes me wonder why she would go to Mabs and dolce vita.

Wednesday and Thursday I hit dolce vita and pick up 2 decent looking girls who gave great service, like to party and dance sex was great. Before I pick a girl I usually float around and talk to a few girls, age came up several times out of 4 girls they guessed my age to be between 44 and 49, I told them I was 50. I stopped telling girls I've been coming to rio for 46 years, some of them are good at math and can get a closer range of my age and I should be in a rocking chair drinking warm milk. But my confidence is up now and I'm thinking is 44 too old to enter Bosque bar? What do the experts think?

No, it is probably not too old.

I asked around my muay thai team and they said I could easily go to bosque bar, they'd go with me. Some of those are bouncers at bosque or the-edge. Cover is 70 or 100 r.

[QUOTE=RioBob;3055421]Wednesday and Thursday I hit dolce vita and pick up 2 decent looking girls who gave great service, like to party and dance sex was great. Before I pick a girl I usually float around and talk to a few girls, age came up several times out of 4 girls they guessed my age to be between 44 and 49, I told them I was 50. I stopped telling girls I've been coming to rio for 46 years, some of them are good at math and can get a closer range of my age and I should be in a rocking chair drinking warm milk. But my confidence is up now and I'm thinking is 44 too old to enter Bosque bar? What do the experts think?[/QUOTE]

I have lost count how many times I have been to Bosque, it's a great spot and I always have a good time. I would seriously caution guys against going and thinking they will see it loaded with GDPs that is just not the case. However, they have something better than GDPs!! Every single time I have been there, they were hosting a bachelorette party! I don't know why, but it seems to be the go-to spot for girls to party the night before the big day. In fact, on the weekends, you could easily find 2 -3 bachelorette parties going on at the same time. If you speak some Portuguese and don't come off like a sex starves tourist, you will have a decent shot of getting a number and hooking up with a civilian.

Look as to whether the information in my reports is reliable, see the attached disclaimer which is from none other than Twain, Huck Finn, which in turn is the basis for Django unchained, which in turn is the basis for the Brazilian rapper, Djonga.

Thursday, I fucked a prive fav for the above referenced CPFPM, which annualizes to about 18,000 USD, which again, is sustainable, Alto bom gosto like, forever.

You want some intel? Emporio has nia nacci quality tits on offer, Estrella. I do this every day. 5 days a week, sometimes 7, 2 brazilian girls a day, keeps me young, like my good buddy, Fidel Castro, who didn't die, he just took a boat to Rio.

Some other posters on ISG are right about gp-[URL]guia.net[/URL] being the most important Brazil wide resource for mission planning to get your dick into the pussy and ass and mouth you want, and your tongue if your dick doesn't work. You know who you are. No problem with that. Or maybe your a passport sister and you like to suck on the tits and tongues of brazilian women, hey, vagabundo values his wing girls too.

As for misinformation and all of this hubalooo, it is misinformation to go all OCD on scandallo for new travelers because scandallo cost per fuck per minute is not what the majority of actual residents of Brazil would use. See GP-[URL]Guia.net[/URL]. Look up some other ISG posters, they post there to get their discounts. In Rio, the equivalent is GPArena, as I have said here alot.

Since I fuck brazilian pussy every day, I mix it up, I go all huck finn / django / djonga poetic and if you don't follow the art, you might miss the insight.

But you know what, the economist 500 greatest books of all time includes miller, tropic of cancer, which is more or less about a monger in paris, broke sort off, dealing with life.

Ignore me if you like, but if not, go suck on estrella's tits. Nia Nacci quality. I was already nut busted that day, but I am working up to several hours a day of fucking, as all good men should.

Unless you are sitting in pussy prison and the wife is scanning your phone for scan hoars and cutting your nuts off about paying for the kids private school and the invoices on your tanned brazilian cowhide biz are unpaid and the drones from el paso airport might just be cartel and you need that little bit of dopamine from another infrequent traveler to Brazil to validate that those testicles in your scrotum still produce sperm that are relevant. Then push upload report on your favorite memory of scandalo, and it will all be better.

Selah.

So after dinner last night I went to the fairmont hotel to take pictures of Copacabana at night about midnight. When I enter 4 milfs are sitting in the lobby area and they all give me a look, I go and talk to them but I don't have the patience to deal with normal girls it's late and coordinating 1 out of 4 is too complicated so I say goodbye and go to the elevator and a young girl walks out, I speak to her she says take my number. I am really feeling good about myself with this young girl LOL, I check her WhatsApp this morning and it's a business account so she's a working girl. I text her today it's apparent you are a GDP, come on over. She is a dental student and she says I can give her whatever I want, like the old days. Sex was great and I'll see her again, she says Fairmont has GDP's at the bar, it's been reported here before. I did go to dolce vita again last night picked up a tall slender blonde who was fantastic. I know many here monger differently but just portraying a different way that I like because for the most part I don't do Termas or prives, I do the lazy man guide to Rio.

Solarium must be the worst termas in Rio, it feels like being in Germany in a FKK full of cold Romanians.

Quattro por Quattro on the other hand is fucking awesome.

I swear I agree with Vagabundo now, Rio is better. I can fuck a 20 year old hottie with big tits, nice ass, tight pussy, sweet face, soft skin for 350 reais. I paid 500, because you don't cheap out on the time with a model like that!

When it comes to value for money, she's a perfect score.

BTW, the women in Quattro are there to fuck, that's the Brazil experience! 20 years old, looking like a model but gets down to F like a pro. Whats not to love about that?

The Cariocas, no meninas from Minas Gerais, are doing it in Quattro por Quattro!

Pohang, South Korea, Team SpiritT 93.

I bought a hoar for my radio operator. We almost got our heads cut off by a CH46 in a helicopter crash.

Pattaya Beach, Thailand, Cobra Gold 93.

I slept with a beautiful girl named Noi. I tried to pay her, but it was free. I saw her getting off of the USS Belleau Wood, super hot Cambodian looking girl with big tits. I slept with her on her hard matt mattress. Most beautiful girl I ever met, though then, I was a good choir boy. Since then, I have become a little less civilized.

In addition to the other places I have noted.

Yes, I think Rio is one and done. If you want Asian women, go to SP for a few days.

You?

[QUOTE=SlapShot10;3055216]Vagabundo, can I ask... Where else have you lived and/or traveled frequently to engage in mongering? Did you end up in RJ after scouring the globe for the best spot, or did you find RJ and say, "It can't get better than this"?

I am just trying to add some context to your point of view, stories, knowledge, etc.

Thanks![/QUOTE]