Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2551343]"Ask and you shall receive. Former WS Gogo bar girl, who stopped dancing a couple of years ago. Had a sponsor, not named Monkeypaw, who helped her open up an online clothing shop."

Key words in the quote were "not named Monkeypaw. " The only thing I helped her open up is her legs, ass cheeks, and pussy. And the only store was her dimly lit hole as a place to hide my cock. But referring to her ass, many guys like that type of ass and shape. For me, although it's better than most, I still prefer more a bit lift in my asses, rather than sag. And I definitely prefer a bit more rounder versus the upside down heart shape. See pic.[/QUOTE]Best practice is to use Face photo when trying to impress strangers over the internet.

Would anyone like a link to see what a Real 500 baht Thai girl looks like?

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2551312]Would you say they all performed the same regardless of the claimed MG content? For example, did the 25MG version of one variety work just as fast, produce the same quality of erection and last just as long as, say, the 100MG version of another variety? And did that also happen for different (claimed) MG levels within the same variety or brand?.[/QUOTE]I've only bought the 100 MG tablets since about 2010, that's when I discovered the price for 25 MG, 50 MG, and 100 MG is about the same. When traveling, I bring a pill cutter. When home, I cut with a razor blade. Generic sildenafil is quite inexpensive in USA and I'm confident it performs the same as Viagra. Next trip I'll bring enough so I don't need to buy any in Thailand.

[QUOTE=XXL;2551322]What I thought I could have noticed is that I got a slight headache with the Kamagra tablets and not with Sidegra. This is a more serious matter as it could mean the Kamagras are less pure. But I haven't been popping enough Sidegras to make up my mind about this. Purity is the thing to worry about, not strength.

Also, I didn't see the gel acting any faster. There's a tale about it being absorbed sub-lingual rather than further down the digestive system but I never saw any serious paper on that. Besides, depending on how well the pack broke you could retrieve 90% of it or only 60%. Gel packs are just a gimmick.[/QUOTE]The Kamagra gel consistently gave me more headache than any other sildenafil, I also question purity. I agree that the gel is no faster than the tablet. Taking that stuff is not easy: clean the package, cut the package, suck out the gel. I'm sure I can get 90+% out, but I don't know how to get 50% out. I see zero advantage of Kamagra gel over tablets.

[QUOTE=XXL;2551358]
I bought some knock-off Levitra. It worked but I have no guarantee it was not simply sildenafil since both last nearly as long.[/QUOTE]In February 2020 I bought a 4-pack of the largest dosage name brand Levitra sold at a street vendor on Sukhumvit near Soi 11. I tried it on two occasions and I had zero nasty side effects. I also didn't get a decent boner. Both Viagra and Cialis (and generics) work for me, but both have nasty side effects.

Has Levitra been effective for you? Perhaps my Levitra was fake stuff in a knock off box.

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2551628]In February 2020 I bought a 4-pack of the largest dosage name brand Levitra sold at a street vendor on Sukhumvit near Soi 11. I tried it on two occasions and I had zero nasty side effects. I also didn't get a decent boner. Both Viagra and Cialis (and generics) work for me, but both have nasty side effects.

Has Levitra been effective for you? Perhaps my Levitra was fake stuff in a knock off box.[/QUOTE]You can't buy the real Levitra in Thailand anymore, there is some problem with the manufacturer (Bayer) not exporting to Thailand. Everything you buy on the street is counterfeit but it does work for me. The pills on the street are twice as thick as the real Levitra. The maximum strength Levitra is 20 MG but on the street the package says 100 MG. I buy the bottle of 30 tablets for 600 baht. I cut them in half and its' an adequate dosage unless I'm drunk then it takes a full tablet. When I used to buy brand Levitra I only needed a quarter of a 20 MG tablet.

Couldn't agree with you more, every time I ask a girl to undress always ask to keep her underwear on. Most times fuck her missionary / doggie / cowboy while she is still wearing it, gives me a kick. I just slip my snake from the side. Nothing better than a girl wearing a sexy 'bra and panty'.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2551451]The body's great and underwear looks good too.

Too many girls in Thailand still doesn't understand the importance of wearing sexy underwear.[/QUOTE]

Those buns look really nice and tempting. Nice shape too though I also prefer a little bit of a cup shaped ass cheeks but what really matters is the hole in the bun.

Hehehehe.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2551343]"Ask and you shall receive. Former WS Gogo bar girl, who stopped dancing a couple of years ago. Had a sponsor, not named Monkeypaw, who helped her open up an online clothing shop."

Key words in the quote were "not named Monkeypaw. " The only thing I helped her open up is her legs, ass cheeks, and pussy. And the only store was her dimly lit hole as a place to hide my cock. But referring to her ass, many guys like that type of ass and shape. For me, although it's better than most, I still prefer more a bit lift in my asses, rather than sag. And I definitely prefer a bit more rounder versus the upside down heart shape. See pic.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2551628]Has Levitra been effective for you? Perhaps my Levitra was fake stuff in a knock off box.[/QUOTE]No reason Levitra should not work. I tried patented Levitra when it came on the market years ago. I didn't like it as much as Sildenafil because it was weaker and lasted a bit less (3 hours rather than 4-5 hours with Sildenafil). Plus, it was 3 times as expensive. But again, the Levitra I have from Thailand could be plain old Sildenafil couldn't it?

[QUOTE=XXL;2551674]No reason Levitra should not work. I tried patented Levitra when it came on the market years ago. I didn't like it as much as Sildenafil because it was weaker and lasted a bit less (3 hours rather than 4-5 hours with Sildenafil). Plus, it was 3 times as expensive. But again, the Levitra I have from Thailand could be plain old Sildenafil couldn't it?[/QUOTE]This pdf from Bayer may help you decide if the Levitra is Brand or fake.

[URL]https://www.bayer.com/sites/default/files/br-levitra-englisch.pdf[/URL]

[QUOTE=HoustonPlayer;2551677]This pdf from Bayer may help you decide if the Levitra is Brand or fake.

[URL]https://www.bayer.com/sites/default/files/br-levitra-englisch.pdf[/URL][/QUOTE]I never doubted the Levitra I bought was not the Bayer product. I bought it from a street vendor on Beach Road. All the same, it could have been genuine Vardenafil.

I have been using boner pills nearly every single day of late. Not sure whether 100% safe. There is a warning about hearing loss with sildenafil.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2551145]The other night, I met up with XXL and Little Big Men at Surprise BBQ across from Beer Hub. I only ordered the deep fried onion rings because the Paw doesn't really eat meat. It's a conscience thing, plus they were bland as fuck with no flavor or seasoning at all. Just in case anybody is wondering. The conversation between the three of us somehow bounced to the topic about how cheap food actually is here, if you know where to look, and how to find it. I remember spending 300-1000 baht a meal or more, way back when. Thinking I was getting a bargain. Now I spend a fraction of that, with no quality lost at all. So nothing wrong with going cheap and saving so baht, as long the quality is still there. Since Gogo bars and entertainment venues are closed, Monkeypaw has some time to share some of my recent foodie adventures in Pattaya.

Original price - 230 baht for a large Margherita pizza.[/QUOTE]Was strolling around hungry at Soi 6 during dinner time around 6. All the girlie bars where closed because of the mayor's order for entertainment venues to shut down. While I was merrily walking, I saw a slim bar girl dashed across the street to a food vendor car, out of the corner of my eye. It was like a giant black cat making a quick dash. Funny thing was the girl was still dressed in her bar outfit, boobs hanging out and tight ass shorts, as if she was working. I walked by her "closed up" shop and could hear music, some chatter, and giggling. I think they were streaming live again, but with doors shut. She was decent enough looking, so I asked about some fun, promising not to tattle tell to the police that they were working behind closed doors. She told me 1000 for everything including the room. Cheap cheap for me because I agreed. She told cart lady to hold onto the brown soupy porky noodle thing until she came back. The girl brought me indoors and upstairs for a shower and quick fuck and suck. The room was dimly lit in all blue, which you should know by now, is Monkeypaw's favorite color. For the title of Soi 6 Aficionado, who can name this Soi 6 bar from the pics? When she was gargling my jizz from her mouth, and spitting my babies down the sink, I asked her how much she got to keep from that 1000. She said only 600 and asked for a tip. I said "no," I need my money for pizza. I'm so hungry! How convenient, Soi 6, at 6, and for 600. Mark of the beast!

Onwards ho to Slice Pizza nearby! 125 baht for a Bacon Supreme 9 inch (hold the bacon). Buy 1 get 1 Free. Plus 60 baht off voucher So 2 Bacon Supreme 9 inch pizza minus the bacon (my choice) came out to 65 baht for both.

And yes, the Slice Pizza staff looked at me funny, as if I just robbed them when I picked up my order. Here comes the kicker. They must have not been able to read English too well and kept the bacon on. I just carried it away, took a photo, picked off the bacon, fed it to some soi dogs, and ate my pizzas while relaxing on the beach sidewalk. I was munching away and staring at all the sweaty people exercising up, down, up, down. When Monkeypaw was done, satisfied, and full, I made a quick complaint to customer service on the food app about how I was Muslim and had to give away the pizzas because of the bacon. Eventually, the Paw got a 100 baht refund. So the pizzas were free, plus I made a positive 35 baht. What a lucky day! Cheap Charlie? Smart and Savvy? Or Smooth Criminal?

Sorry about the interruption. And Now, Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Programming.

[QUOTE=XXL;2551674]No reason Levitra should not work. I tried patented Levitra when it came on the market years ago. I didn't like it as much as Sildenafil because it was weaker and lasted a bit less (3 hours rather than 4-5 hours with Sildenafil). Plus, it was 3 times as expensive. But again, the Levitra I have from Thailand could be plain old Sildenafil couldn't it?[/QUOTE]Per my 14 month old memory, the Levitra I bought on Sukhumvit looked exactly the same as the pictures from XXL. It didn't help the erection or give headache so I don't think it was sildenafil. Package looks different than link from Houston Player. I think I bought fake Levitra.

Based on this information and nasty side effects from other meds, I'm going to ask my doctor for a Levitra prescription and I'll fill it at a USA pharmacy.

Thanks for the good information.

I have never seen so many grannie panties as in Thailand.

[QUOTE=SuperLove;2551668]Couldn't agree with you more, every time I ask a girl to undress always ask to keep her underwear on. Most times fuck her missionary / doggie / cowboy while she is still wearing it, gives me a kick. I just slip my snake from the side. Nothing better than a girl wearing a sexy 'bra and panty'.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;2551757]Per my 14 month old memory, the Levitra I bought on Sukhumvit looked exactly the same as the pictures from XXL. It didn't help the erection or give headache so I don't think it was sildenafil. Package looks different than link from Houston Player. I think I bought fake Levitra.

Based on this information and nasty side effects from other meds, I'm going to ask my doctor for a Levitra prescription and I'll fill it at a USA pharmacy.

Thanks for the good information.[/QUOTE]Fresh update. After my post about these Levitras I decided to try one out again today. It worked very well, better than I recollected from previous uses. I may try to buy more but I don't remember if I got it from Bangkok or Pattaya.

[QUOTE=SuperLove;2551669]Those buns look really nice and tempting. Nice shape too though I also prefer a little bit of a cup shaped ass cheeks but what really matters is the hole in the bun.

Hehehehe.[/QUOTE]Not sure what cup shape ass do you mean. Inverted V? For the Paw, it's round and a tad of heart, blend.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2551704]When Monkeypaw was done, satisfied, and full, I made a quick complaint to customer service on the food app about how I was Muslim and had to give away the pizzas because of the bacon. Eventually, the Paw got a 100 baht refund.[/QUOTE]

Really? Is stealing food from restaurants at the time they're barely scraping by something to brag about? I thought this was a monger forum, not a petty thief forum.

Being cheap is fine, I'm frugal too. Stealing is not.

As an aside, is this the same psycho who was at one point bragging about offering girls tens of thousands of baht to do stuff they'd rather not do, and said they wouldn't do? I recall something along those lines. Apologize to mr. Petty Thief if that was someone else.