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A rose by any other name.
I don't know if we are all seeing the same ads on ISG. But isn't the ass just amazing? I call it a checkmate.
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Food and Fun Part 3, Cheap Charlie? Smart and Savvy? Or Smooth Criminal?
[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2551704]Was strolling around hungry at Soi 6 during dinner time around 6. All the girlie bars where closed because of the mayor's order for entertainment venues to shut down. While I was merrily walking, I saw a slim bar girl dashed across the street to a food vendor car, out of the corner of my eye. It was like a giant black cat making a quick dash. Funny thing was the girl was still dressed in her bar outfit, boobs hanging out and tight ass shorts, as if she was working. I walked by her "closed up" shop and could hear music, some chatter, and giggling. I think they were streaming live again, but with doors shut. She was decent enough looking, so I asked about some fun, promising not to tattle tell to the police that they were working behind closed doors. She told me 1000 for everything including the room. Cheap cheap for me because I agreed. She told cart lady to hold onto the brown soupy porky noodle thing until she came back. The girl brought me indoors and upstairs for a shower and quick fuck and suck. The room was dimly lit in all blue, which you should know by now, is Monkeypaw's favorite color. For the title of Soi 6 Aficionado, who can name this Soi 6 bar from the pics? When she was gargling my jizz from her mouth, and spitting my babies down the sink, I asked her how much she got to keep from that 1000. She said only 600 and asked for a tip. I said "no," I need my money for pizza. I'm so hungry! How convenient, Soi 6, at 6, and for 600. Mark of the beast!.[/QUOTE]My war with McDonalds. One morning, walked into the McD's at the basement floor of Central Festival in Pattaya for some breakfast. They had a new menu featuring some "cheesy bun" sandwiches. I don't eat meat, so I just ordered the "cheesy egg bun set". When my order was brought to me, all was on the tray was a sandwich, no coffee, no hash brown, nada. I lifted up the paper on the tray, looked under the tray, and still didn't see anything. Monkeypaw looked at the staff lady dumbfounded and asked her "where is the set?" She said I would have to pay extra if I wanted the rest of items. I asked why would McDonald's call this a "set " if its wasn't a "set"? She said, the "set" was the bun, egg, and cheese. I thought that was called a sandwich, I replied. I then grabbed one of those laminated menus and showed her the word "set" is used to describe a combo like in their "filet of fish set" for 159 baht on the menu. It clearly said "set" next the price just like everything else. She said to me that there are no sets that cheap as 39 baht, and that's how I should have known. I said, okay okay, ordered an OJ and paid extra.
Fast forward, a couple of weeks. Normal price filet of fish sandwich is 95 baht, regular fries is 49 baht, combo is 159 baht. I went back to that same McDonald's, ordered from a food delivery app. Hit them with all sorts of coupons and vouchers. 4 (yes four) filet of fish sandwiches and 4 (yes again four) regular fries for 160 baht or 40 baht each combo. The delivery guy picked it up all the food, and dropped it off 10 meters to XXL and yours truly. Monkeypaw was in a sharing kind of mood like always. Because sharing is caring, right? XXL had coffee and I brought some H20. The food was hot, fries crispy, and the McDonald's lounge chairs were comfortable. No quality loss here. And here's another kicker, thank God we both can eat like this and still maintain a BMI at 21. Maybe it's our gift for not eating meat. Afterwards when XXL burned rubber for a nap, Monkeypaw had to drop some serious bombs like Hiroshima and Nagasaki. My condo was at least a 10 minute walk away in the hot ass sun. The public bathrooms in Central Festival are decent. But if you know me, just like a finding a top tier Gogo bar girl. If there is something better, I will find it and make it my own. I headed to the top floor, though the glass doors, up the stairs and found myself at the guest bathrooms for the Hilton. Nice, cool, clean, marbled, quiet, empty with towels, lavender soap, and scented lotion. And this is where the Kraken was released. It's like one night in Bangkok, and now Pattaya is my oyster. Maybe the world is next. My gems are my rewards for the mercy I showed on the McD's staff. Cheap Charlie? Smart and Savvy? Or Smooth Criminal?
P.S. In case anyone is clueless, the phrase "the world is your oyster" means that one can achieve anything you wish in life or go anywhere because one has the opportunity or ability to do so.
MP recent "food scams"
These posts of his reminds me of the scams ghetto crack working girl single moms would perpetrate using vouchers and food stamps to game the system. Here is a idea how about doing something as simple as living by your own strength and labour rather than collecting daddies stipend, if you want to impress us. Its equally hilarious to equate his 100 baht food scams to the scams run by MNC to validate his edgy success.
