Giotto's Lodge in Bangkok

hey G, just wondering if you plan offering these goodies the MG is offering. sounds great. :D
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[QUOTE=1Ball]hey G, just wondering if you plan offering these goodies the MG is offering. sounds great. :D
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Well half of that is already imcluded in the rates, isn't it? Free WiFi, 2 bottles of water, breakfast...

But what about a 50% discount on those pretentious Soi 33 barfines, say from 2 to 5 pm? That would be my normal flowa-houa ;)

Centaurus, I like the happy hour, with drinks and munchies. A full bar could be set up at that big table where the Burgmeister sits, with various bottles of booze, and assorted canapes. Would be nice also to have a floating table, so as we lounge in the pool, a few plates of BBQ pork would float by, ripe for the pickings. Of course, a floating lounger, with built in beverage cups is a must.

[QUOTE=1Ball]hey G, just wondering if you plan offering these goodies the MG is offering. sounds great. :D
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=862008&postcount=941[/url][/QUOTE]Mr. Vice President,

Somebody please explain to me the meaning of "Discount" and "SPECIAL ADDITIONAL PRIVILEGES". I have no idea what that means :) .


Giotto

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV];)

And 119 has a great balcony that I highly recommend late at night for a nice view.[/QUOTE]

It also is just above the bar, so you get some of the vibrations from the booming music below.

And thank god you weren't in 115 - that mattress already needs to be changed!

[QUOTE=Traveler1234]It also is just above the bar, so you get some of the vibrations from the booming music below.[/QUOTE]

G told me something about hearing balls bang in that room but we only felt our own vibrations that night and my own balls banging.

There was also some time were watching G and guests party late that night as you can see down into the bar if you bend someone over the balcony ;)

Now why would you bend someone over the balcony ?? Too bad they never looked up from behind the bar when they were changing music ;)

[QUOTE=Giotto]Mr. Vice President,

Somebody please explain to me the meaning of "Discount" and "SPECIAL ADDITIONAL PRIVILEGES". I have no idea what that means :) .
Giotto[/QUOTE]
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says "discount" is "discount" in German, so, G, it should be fairly easy to understand. "SPECIAL ADDITIONAL PRIVILEGES" translates as "BESONDERER ZUSATZZOLL VORRECHTE".

Did I mention these priviliges should be extended at first to board members only. as a test.

Hope my translation helps you understand a little bit better. Glad to help.

[QUOTE=1Ball]Google translate ([url]http://translate.google.com/translate_t#[/url])
says "discount" is "discount" in German, so, G, it should be fairly easy to understand. "SPECIAL ADDITIONAL PRIVILEGES" translates as "BESONDERER ZUSATZZOLL VORRECHTE".

Did I mention these priviliges should be extended at first to board members only. as a test.

Hope my translation helps you understand a little bit better. Glad to help.[/QUOTE]
Guys, can I impress upon you the importance of *not* relying on machine translation for important business communications? I wouldn't be surprised that upon seening the word "ZUSATZZOLL", Giotto's Germanic accountant mind sprang into action and is even now forcing him to rewrite all terms and conditions to include this word wherever possibile, and soon it will be making its appearances on invoices and bills as a "SPECIAL 25% ZUSATZZOLL (AS APPROVED BY THE BOARD)".

An aesthetically much more pleasing word would be [b]GROßZÜGIGE SONDERERMÄßIGUNG[/b], and I encourage you all to work this into conversations with Giotto wherever possible.

[QUOTE=Gaienmae08]Guys, can I impress upon you the importance of *not* relying on machine translation for important business communications? [/QUOTE]
Gaienmae08, this most certainly was not "important business communications".
It is a joke, as is most of the psychobabble we write here. ;)

[QUOTE=Gaienmae08]Guys, can I impress upon you the importance of *not* relying on machine translation for important business communications? I wouldn't be surprised that upon seening the word "ZUSATZZOLL", Giotto's Germanic accountant mind sprang into action and is even now forcing him to rewrite all terms and conditions to include this word wherever possibile, and soon it will be making its appearances on invoices and bills as a "SPECIAL 25% ZUSATZZOLL (AS APPROVED BY THE BOARD)".

An aesthetically much more pleasing word would be [b]GROßZÜGIGE SONDERERMÄßIGUNG[/b], and I encourage you all to work this into conversations with Giotto wherever possible.[/QUOTE]
Actually, Gaienmae08, if you read 1Ball's post carefully, he suggests that the "BESONDERER ZUSATZZOLL VORRECHTE" should be extended to board members, as a test. This, IMHO, implies that WE receive the proceeds of the Zusatzzoll, not HIM.

Now, what should be the base for these levies? My proposal:

While we hang around at that floating table and think about going down on those munchies that 1Ball mentions (munchies... isn't that a bannable word??), we could tax the barladies every time they come out and get a ladies drink at the bar. Payable in cash or in kind. And with progressive tax brackets.

PS: 1Ball: Gaienmae08's post was a joke, too ;).

[QUOTE=1Ball]Gaienmae08, this most certainly was not "important business communications".
It is a joke, as is most of the psychobabble we write here. ;)[/QUOTE]
Are you implying I can't tell the difference between "important business communications" and "psychobabble"?! Cough, splutter, incredulation. I strongly refute the insinuation that I have an MBA or work in marketing.

We meet, sir, at dawn, and watch the barladies of our respective choice do battle until my honor is restored.

;)

[QUOTE=Gaienmae08]Are you implying I can't tell the difference between "important business communications" and "psychobabble"?! Cough, splutter, incredulation. I strongly refute the insinuation that I have an MBA or work in marketing.

We meet, sir, at dawn, and watch the barladies of our respective choice do battle until my honor is restored.[/QUOTE]Agreed. The girls will do battle using their special skills on us, and whoever cums first loses.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]Sop will return to New Wave and Beer Garden on my next visit just to sort out and look for the diamond in the rough. But of course I have kept contact numbers for all the girls. [/QUOTE]
Funny typo there Big Bunny, Thai word "Sop" means a corpse. I just came back from Krabi and Phi Phi, where had a great time, but not for you, mate. You wouldn't have time for any sight-seeing. You could screw the girl in the sea, but sunburn would be too debillitating.

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]Funny typo there Big Bunny, Thai word "Sop" means a corpse. I just came back from Krabi and Phi Phi, where had a great time, but not for you, mate. You wouldn't have time for any sight-seeing. You could screw the girl in the sea, but sunburn would be too debillitating.[/QUOTE]

ARGH... English is my second language.... You know what I meant...

Hey I take offense. I did a lot of sight seeing in BKK this past trip. I saw the rooms of many hotels (3 different hotels in 10 days or so) and beds (some private condo's and short time places) and I saw many beautiful views between the legs of a few ladies. ;) Now those were pictures I was happy to take.

Temples and elephants and mountains and stuff... been there done that. But I do want to go back to Phi Phi and Krabi as I enjoyed them before. But think I'll have to bring my own TG with me instead of picking up there. Wonder if I'll have any volunteers to go with me or not :(

Screwing on the sand, been there done that, not much fun. Screwing in the ocean, now that is more my style and more my home town type feeling. I knew being a Master Scuba Instructor would have good uses for me later in life. ;) But the best I could do was the whirlpool at LL this past trip as all the girls were afraid of doing it in the pool :(

I know Giotto is most afraid of waking up one night and seeing my fat arse naked in the pool. He better hope I find a TGF again soon or all hell could break loose.

Already booked my next trip since I did not get much work done last trip, those damn govt. officials never went to office, not my fault. ;) So have to come back quick. I can see Giotto increasing his insurance policy now and the girls running for vacation time... Too bad I'm not telling folks when I'm really going to show up, just giving rough dates to some of the girls.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]...and I saw many beautiful views between the legs of a few ladies. ;) Now those were pictures I was happy to take.
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Being a connoisseur of beauty, I don't think we heard which ones had the most beautiful "hoi" (shellfish or pussy).

When the hoi is really pretty its hard to resist dining at the Y very often.