General Reports

[QUOTE=Mouse1]Blimey, they 'over-charged' you $60 (the cost of a beer in Neptune), you had a great time with the lady, but you'll never go back?!!!

You have high standards, my friend.

P4P is such a hit-or-miss that if I found a good provider then I would definitely return. Mind telling me the address of your place and I'll be there tomorrow? :)[/QUOTE]When you get taken for a sucker, it doesn't matter for how much. The way the places work in Mong Kok, the gals are not exclusive to 1 place and if you know the gals name you can go to another YS place down the road and can get the same gal delivered. And from my experinece in Mong Kong, almost all the gals are trained to give good service.

If you start comparing what you get charged for in Neptunes, you can get laid for a month in Shenzhen or by Streetwalkers at the Temple Street markets for what guys report for what they spend on 1 ST gal and hotel in Neptunes but they are 2 different situations all together. And if you think the beer is expensive there, how do you justify P4P from there. I actually thought Neptune was a reasonably priced place to drink in Wanchai, discounting of course the bars where you get bucket of beer for under HK$200 during happy hour. And of course being molested by Thai hookers is free, LOL!

[QUOTE=Johnny Rocket]Went to 37D. I very clearly said, beautiful girl, not fat. Spoke Chinese. I rejected 2 lineups before taking a girl. But in the better light of the room when she got her clothes off, she was decidedly chunky and not that good looking. I thought about taking her back but decided against it. But when I got back down I complained. I told them I would not accept this anymore, I see Chinese guys with stunners while I get the "pork chops," and next time I will leave without taking a girl and without paying. Mamasan offered me another girl for free right then. After I just shot a load? No thanks but you can bet I will stick to my guns next time. Fuck those ***** mamasans. 37D is way off standard.[/QUOTE]Johnny,

Not sure if you are Chinese or not, but it could be more of a problem with the gals and not the mamasan. The stunners you see may not want to do a non-Chinese. Easy way to find out is next time you see one leave, tell the mama you will wait for her to come back and see what she says. Just like in the YS places if you see a hottie come up you can wait in line.

[QUOTE=Mouse1]While you're at it, could someone post some restaurant reviews, tell me where to get a good haircut, suggest some tourist sights, tell me how to get tickets for the opera, rate the hotels and pick some winners on the next horse race? Or shall we just keep to the topic?[/QUOTE]To be honest I quite appreciate some of the "nuggets" offered on the forum that may not be exactly on target. Maybe it is just me, but I do have other interest (on occasion) than how, what, where, and when to get my knob polished.

Of course part of that may be due to the fact that being "mature", my knob requires more time between "polishings" than it did 20 yrs ago.

I find that many of the posters on the board have some great ideas that add to my "life experiences", and for that I am grateful. Just IMHO

Sky

[QUOTE=Bob Builder]Johnny,

Not sure if you are Chinese or not, but it could be more of a problem with the gals and not the mamasan. The stunners you see may not want to do a non-Chinese. Easy way to find out is next time you see one leave, tell the mama you will wait for her to come back and see what she says. Just like in the YS places if you see a hottie come up you can wait in line.[/QUOTE]I'm a gweilo. You bring up an interesting point. Most of the girls tell me they like foreigners better because they are treated better. But there must be girls who don't want to do Westerners. Well fine for them, but among those who will do foreigners I want a hot one. And if I don't get one next time I'm leaving and not going back and I'm going to tell them why. Like they care, but still. I'm not going to be treated like a second-tier customer.

[QUOTE=Johnny Rocket]I'm a gweilo. You bring up an interesting point. Most of the girls tell me they like foreigners better because they are treated better. But there must be girls who don't want to do Westerners. Well fine for them, but among those who will do foreigners I want a hot one. And if I don't get one next time I'm leaving and not going back and I'm going to tell them why. Like they care, but still. I'm not going to be treated like a second-tier customer.[/QUOTE]Johnny,

Of course the gals say they like Westerners if they are Pork Chops cause they are the only ones they will feck them. Just like Chinese are well known for eating anything with legs that is not a table, Westerners are believed to feck anything with legs and a hole, LOL.

Good luck at 37D!

[QUOTE=Temujin87]Anyone have access to a good tailor?

I need some custom shirts at 200-300HKD a pop, and perhaps another suit.

My friend found a tailor in Mong Kok and bought two suits for 1300. He hasn't picked up the suit yet so I'm not too sure about the quality.

Info is much appreciated.[/QUOTE]Temujin87,

Most of the best tailor is in Hong Kong central area, There are also many in Tsim sha tsui also most cater to tourist, Hk have the best quality tailor in asia 1300 hkd for 2 suit is on the low end.

Fast Eddie 48

[QUOTE=Tequila Kid]Appears like V & C are readily available over the counter from any pharmacy in Hong Kong.

About 3 weeks ago, purchased 4 tabs of V from pharmacy around back of Holiday Inn Golden Mile, somewhere around Cameron & Camarvon. Cost ~ 400 HKD

The next morning, purchased 4 tap of C from pharmacy on Nathan, just north of Holiday Inn Golden Mile. Cost ~ 330 HKD.

Experience with V
Took half a tablet. Not sure if it worked, it was a hot s e x y session. I did my thing went to bed soon after. But ended up with a headache most of the next day.

Experience with C
Took half a tablet and drank about liter of water. Worked well for 3 days. Slight backache after first night but maybe not related to C, although backache is listed as minor side effect.

About V, I may try again. Another post recommended drinking lots of water helps.

About C, definitely try again. Will purchase from the same pharmacy next time in HKG.

From the web about Cialis:

Recommended time to take before sex is 30 minutes to 12 hours
Most common side effects: Headache, dyspepsia/upset stomach, back pain
Advantages : Cialis has few side effects and lasts longer in the body to increase spontaneity than either Levitra or Viagra.

From the web about Viagra

Recommended time to take before sex is 60 minutes
Most common side effects: Headache, facial flushing, altered or blueish vision
Advantages : Viagra is very well known and a proven effective treatment. It is discounted heavily and is widely available.

-TK[/QUOTE]Excellent post. Side street pharmacy/chinese medicine shop in Wan Chai were looking for $860 for Viagra. Now I am not a trader in these commodities but thought this was steep so blanked the old guy in string vest. Read your post and went to place just north of Holiday Inn GM. Initially guy inside played a bit dumb so I had to write it down but the penny dropped and sure $320 was a much more reasonable price for C. Did the trick. Like V made me feel generally crappy for ~ 24 hours. Must be sometime of retribution that all these drugs take on you.

[QUOTE=Bob Builder]...but it could be more of a problem with the gals and not the mamasan. The stunners you see may not want to do a non-Chinese. ...[/QUOTE]
Not sure about HK, but as a gweilo I've heard it many times in mainland that gweilo have BIG tool that hurts the girls and of course all gweilo have STD!

Be Safe,

APAC Man (who has no big tool or STD)

Tried an old recommendation of Undercoverh, the GCC at 310 Portland. Come out of Mong Kok MTR at A2, first right into Portland street and there is a door just up on the right, small yellow sign, then a couple of flights of stairs. $370 honkies, chinese girls only. I got Amy, nice smile and a laugh from her even though she had no English. Shower first then good BBJ with ice, then mish, nice tight wet pussy, came too soon but never mind. She then tried massage for the rest of the time but was rubbish at it, I didn't mind as her smile made up for it. Great name GCC and worth a try.
Last week tried Globe's Regency Spa recommendation, I paid $598 for what was very good 90 min massage and an excellent hand job. FS was on offer for $898, so don't know how you managed it Globe?

Definitely on the low end, I picked up two quality suits for $4,200 Hong Kong dollars, very pleased similar to the quality in Japan but at least 1/2 the price as in HK.

[QUOTE=Fast Eddie 48]Temujin87,

Most of the best tailor is in Hong Kong central area, There are also many in Tsim sha tsui also most cater to tourist, Hk have the best quality tailor in asia 1300 hkd for 2 suit is on the low end.

Fast Eddie 48[/QUOTE]

Reported a few months ago about Noble Sauna at the basement of Peninsula Center (Kowloon side). Very good service however the price was $1200 hk, service was for 1 1/2 hours.

Have a local freind who took me to a sauna called Queenie Court Sauna located on Jordan Road, Kowloon, he has been there many times and if you go after 10:00 the cost is only $600. The mamasan who works in the evenings is fluent in english as well her name is Ling. The women here are much younger as they are local my freind is a regular so she treated us really well asked what I liked and ended up with a 23 year with a great body only has been working for two months. Nice massage towards the end of the massage she gets completely naked and massages your back with her body then flips you over massages your front and starts the BBJ. Then she slides into me and the fun begins., very firm body and breasts ends with a nice head massage (not the little johnson but your big head). If you want to stay after the massage you can sleep in the room until 7:00am when they close. Well worth it and the best sauna I have been too next too Macau where you can pick up the women out of a line up but the cost is considerably more at $1500-$2000 but the women are stunning.

[QUOTE=Apac Man]Not sure about HK, but as a gweilo I've heard it many times in mainland that gweilo have BIG tool that hurts the girls and of course all gweilo have STD!

Be Safe,

APAC Man (who has no big tool or STD)[/QUOTE]

I got that from a gal who did not want to do my friend who is black. I happen to have a bigger tool than his and I'm Asian and my tool is not of abnormal size. So these gals are FOS.

Of course its true that all Gweilos have STDs. AIDS didn't originate in China, it came from the gay/bi Gweilos that got it from fucking litthe green monkeys in Africa. LOL!

Anyone stayed at these before? Are they GF? Any comments?

I'm looking for something a bit more respectable than the Wharney (since I need to tell business contacts where I'm staying), but still want to be close to the action and totally GF (including bringing back 2).

Couldn't find much via RTFF...

Thanks,

-B-

[QUOTE=Bob Builder]When you get taken for a sucker, it doesn't matter for how much. The way the places work in Mong Kok, the gals are not exclusive to 1 place and if you know the gals name you can go to another YS place down the road and can get the same gal delivered. And from my experinece in Mong Kong, almost all the gals are trained to give good service.

If you start comparing what you get charged for in Neptunes, you can get laid for a month in Shenzhen or by Streetwalkers at the Temple Street markets for what guys report for what they spend on 1 ST gal and hotel in Neptunes but they are 2 different situations all together. And if you think the beer is expensive there, how do you justify P4P from there. I actually thought Neptune was a reasonably priced place to drink in Wanchai, discounting of course the bars where you get bucket of beer for under HK$200 during happy hour. And of course being molested by Thai hookers is free, LOL![/QUOTE]I was just in HK for a few days and back home now. I thought it would be good to try a few of the different things that HK has to offer, one of which was Neptune's. Frankly if I lived in HK I probably wouldn't go to Neptune's for a number of reasons, including price.

I got heavily ripped off in the King Bar by buying hugely over-priced ladydrinks. But the prices were printed clearly on the wall, and I was just stupid. I don't hold it against the bar, but did say that I would have been a good customer, but wouldn't be going back there again. In fact I did pop back in on my last evening to buy just myself a drink. The girls were very pleased to see me, at least until it was clear I was very firm on not buying a ladydrink!

I guess I was taken for a sucker, but by showing I didn't really give a f*** felt a bit better about it.

See if you can guess... She is a young Phillipino lady I met at Neptune's...