Giotto's Lodge in Bangkok

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]Being a connoisseur of beauty, I don't think we heard which ones had the most beautiful "hoi" (shellfish or pussy).

When the hoi is really pretty its hard to resist dining at the Y very often.[/QUOTE]

As you know me that is my favorite meal.

I found some excellent Diners and lost some good weight on this trip as I was dining at the Y too much and did not have enough time for sit down meals. Add too it the rabbit affect and I came home lighter then when I left (which is a good thing). Again, that breathing control learned from Scuba comes in very handy when dining at the Y ;)

Had the usual dinners, girls who were shaved, the girls that were way way too bushy, the ones that were shaved funny, the ones that were not shaved correctly with hair still sprouting in the wrong places etc... For the most part, the LL ladies I was with were more bushy where as the non P4P were shaved funny and the beer garden girl was shaved incorrectly. The MP girls of course were shaved the best of all.

Since I'm a nice guy and to help the next guy in line I spent some time providing instructions to some of these girls and wasting many of my razor blades all in the name of education. I also seem to have spent some baht on the right kind of panties for some of these girls.

There was one particularly wonderful dinner that I remember fondly. Not shaved but naturally very little hair and so soft and subtle... Ahhhhhhhhhh the memories...

Was going to post in the Restaurant Thread but remembered they were all not open to the general public. Some only took special reservation requests for dinning at the Y.

I have one complaint about the Lodge Restaurant.
The food servings are too large.
Thai girls are known to order too many different things. Then when the huge plates come, there is enough food for 4 instead of for two.
This causes overeating, and then we are too lazy for swimming and sex activities which get postponed till later.

Despite all this over-eating, I still managed to lose weight a little. Mostly eat only seafood and veg. :D
Dining at the Y and plenty of sexercise definitely helps.
If I lived in Thailand my belly would disappear due to daily sex workouts that get my breathing and heart rates up to the good weight loss zone.

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]I have one complaint about the Lodge Restaurant.
The food servings are too large.
...
[/QUOTE]Soap Fan,

This complaint cannot be accepted :).

The facts:

- You eat too much.
- You are fat already.
- When you eat too much you don't have the power to sexercise any more.
- The girls are not satisfied then, and they suddenly get hungry.
- You go out with the girl to have a meal.

- You eat too much ...

My recommendation:

Do as as "The Rabbit KTV". He never eats, he never sleeps, all his girls are overly satisfied, all his girls ONLY WANT TO SLEEP, but not to go out for eating - he looses weight.

As for me - I am fat already :) !


Giotto

[QUOTE=Giotto]Do as as "The Rabbit KTV". He never eats, he never sleeps, all his girls are overly satisfied, all his girls ONLY WANT TO SLEEP, but not to go out for eating - he looses weight.[/QUOTE]
Having seen the list of pills, potions and supplements Tansak throws down his neck, he doesn't need food for nutrition or to satisfy hunger!

[QUOTE=Giotto]Do as as "The Rabbit KTV". He never eats, [/QUOTE]

I do not understand what the fascination is about eating (except DATY). I can eat at home. So what, if you have the choice between DATY and a sit down meal, then it is simple decision.

[QUOTE=Giotto]he never sleeps, [/QUOTE]

Sleep... that is what the long plane ride is for. If I wanted to relax by the pool or sleep on the beach I can do that at home. I do not come to BKK or LOS to sleep. I used the time in the bar to recover from my latest encounter and prepare for my next encounter.

[QUOTE=Giotto]all his girls are overly satisfied[/QUOTE]

I would not know if this was true or not, how are my Tee Rak's (um I mean victims) doing? Missing me and awaiting my return? But unfortunately I think my butterfly days will be limited somewhat. How is the new Mrs. doing? I promise to put one new girl into the bar for taking this one out of the bar. I'm working on that young girl to go to work at LL with some of her friends. She has been properly trained and passed the Rabbit Test. In fact, even some of her friends have passed the Rabbit Test also.

[QUOTE=Giotto]all his girls ONLY WANT TO SLEEP, but not to go out for eating - he looses weight.[/QUOTE]

I would not know, for me Long time means Long Time and they can sleep during the day time when I was at the MP's or with other girls. But at the end I kind of stayed with one girl so had to make allowances for some rest for her. I'm just too damn nice ;)

OK I need to complain about bugs in the room during my stay at Livingstones.

I was given a free nights stay by a fellow ISG member (thank you very much you crazy Canuck). I think his real intention was only so that I could drive Giotto crazy by having me in house.

Anyways being the fine host Giotto is he puts me in room that was infested with a the largest bug I have ever seen. This bug would not let me sleep or eat or do anything. Just kept bothering me while I tried to rest. It was so bothersome I just had to take it's picture.

I would seriously avoid LL in the future unless Giotto can resolve these pest issues ;) I mean what would the Mrs. say if she walked in and saw this size bug in the room with me??

Gawd, that's one big fucking bug swatter to i'll need to bring along next trip :D Was that room 119 or another?

Getting back to my brother 1ball's report about discounts...

It is my understanding that not one but TWO girls that I took into visit the lodge will now start to work there. I spent valuable time training and educating these young ladies in the finner art of rabbitology :) I can personally vouch for the skills and abilities of these ladies after spending many hours of intensive hands on training with them.

Considering so many ISG members take girls out of the lodge, what is the promotion or discount members get when they add girls into the lodge who are properly trained in the finer skill sets?

Seriously, the one is an absolute friggin sweet heart who has definite abilities. You bestards will be lucky to enjoy time with her.

[QUOTE=Tansak KTV].... the largest bug I have ever seen. This bug would not let me sleep or eat or do anything. Just kept bothering me while I tried to rest. ....[/QUOTE]

I think I have this sort of bug before. It was a "Crystal Ladybug" I think. They may go hiper when sprayed with alcohol I believe.

"Tried to rest" :confused: Is the big fluffy bunny now trying to shift the blame? ;)

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]I think I have this sort of bug before. It was a "Crystal Ladybug" I think. They may go hiper when sprayed with alcohol I believe.

"Tried to rest" :confused: Is the big fluffy bunny now trying to shift the blame? ;)[/QUOTE]

That is funny, I think this variety throws up in the toilet when sprayed with liberal amounts of alcohol.

Sift blame :confused:

I have no idea what you are talking about. I am and old man and happily involved with one current Mrs and am totally Honorable, it says so on my business cards so it must be true.

This thread has been very quiet as one trouble maker, Giotto, has been away. That leaves only one trouble maker, Auntie Guido. I have been very quiet staying out of trouble.

[QUOTE=Soap Fan]This thread has been very quiet as one trouble maker, Giotto, has been away. That leaves only one trouble maker, Auntie Guido. I have been very quiet staying out of trouble.[/QUOTE]Soap Fan,

Did I mention that I am back from Shenzen? That does not necessarily mean that the trouble is back, too, but ... why not :) ?

I heard we will host a wedding at Livingstone's Lodge soon :D ?


Giotto

[QUOTE=Giotto]I heard we will host a wedding at Livingstone's Lodge soon :D ?[/QUOTE]

As long as it does not involve Auntie G..... :D

[QUOTE=Giotto]Soap Fan,

Did I mention that I am back from Shenzen? That does not necessarily mean that the trouble is back, too, but ... why not :) ?

I heard we will host a wedding at Livingstone's Lodge soon :D ?


Giotto[/QUOTE]

Giotto,

A wedding....hmmm, Who is the lucky Gal? :D

[QUOTE=Stroker Ace88]Giotto,

A wedding....hmmm, Who is the lucky Gal? :D[/QUOTE]


Actually, who is the silly sucker guy ;)