Phuket Reports

[QUOTE=BrooklynCyclone;1689872] Normally I am not a clubbing guy so decided to try out Christin as it is easy and simple. It is walking distance from big shopping mall Jungceylon in Patong, has a giant pink sign. Once go up to 2nd floor, there is a big fishbowl. Unlike some other fishbowls, no one-way mirror, which means girls can see you. I went around 7:30 pm. There was about 20 girls. Quality not very good. Was told only 1 price, instead of 1500 for regular and 3000 for vip mentioned in some article. I went with when-in-doubt-go-with-big-boob rule and picked #10. Had to pay first, 3300 for 70 minutes. Once paid, girl took me to 3rd floor. Room was big and clean. Big bed, TV, big tub, and inflatable bed. Turned out she is 28. Once clothes off, looked chubby around stomach / waist. Normal soapy in China includes 2 pops, with a BJ and CIM on inflatable bed as part of soapy service. This doesn't, just some sliding up and down with her body. Then on to bed. Covered BJ instead of BBBJ. She refused to let her hair down. Only about minute or 2 of BJ then started main course. By now I lost all interests. Changed 2 positions and finished.[/QUOTE]I had the same sort of experience last time I was in town.

The only thing that was above average was the price.

Reached Phuket Airport morning time. Had a full day tour planned in phi-phi island.

We just had 1 hours to reach Rassada peer for catching the ferry.

Taxi driver tried all hus best to drive fast to reach, number of traffic signals in Phuket seems more and they are not far apart from another.

It takes lot time for travel.

We reached 10 minutes late and ferry gone.

Booked the another ferry for half day tour to see near by beaches kai khe etc.

Tired while coming back. Reached directly to hotel which we booked very near to Christine massage.

I had read lot of good reviews for this famous massage place, so thought of trying.

Freshen up and reached the place. Big fish bowl and lot of good girls.

A guy approached us to assist and he started explaining the things.

Price was 3300 be including all, OMG. That looks too high for guys like me who was not much interested in massage.

Thought of trying another day and came back to street.

Then walked down the Bangla road.

Amazing place, it reminded me little New York.

Loud music, girls everywhere and road is full of bars.

We entered one go go bar, had drinks, spent one hour and again started roaming the place.

There was a Russian strip club, we made a mistake to enter there.

They were to suck the money. Girls were good but lady drinks were too high and they don't do anything.

They fiercefully ask tip of certain amount, denying that they threatens to complain owner.

All kind of non-sense. Not only we but few people sitting on another table also pissed off.

Waste of money. Beware guys to this place.

Hi guys,

Its been a few years since I'v been to Patong, has there been any increase on prices for go-go girls f / l or bar girls since my last visit 3 years ago. Looking to take some trim for LT sessions, as I like to get a few pops in with out them rushing off back to the bars. Last time I paid 2000 TB for LT as the ones I picked were worth the cash.

Thanks for any reply.

Del

[QUOTE=Delbhoy;1695565]Hi guys,

Its been a few years since I'v been to Patong, has there been any increase on prices for go-go girls f / l or bar girls since my last visit 3 years ago. Looking to take some trim for LT sessions, as I like to get a few pops in with out them rushing off back to the bars. Last time I paid 2000 TB for LT as the ones I picked were worth the cash.

Thanks for any reply.

Del[/QUOTE]Ignoring bar fines, which were between 500 and 1000 baht.

Prices at Christmas were 3000 for LT / overnight up to 4000 for the better ones (ie in Suzy Wongs).

Beer bar girls were lower asking around 2500, and often as cute or cuter / younger.

Massage place girls were asking 2000 and a fine depending on whether you waited til they finished or took them early (fine, around 500 baht).

Too escape fines wait til after midnight and try your luck in discos, for massage girls, beer bar, go go girls and freelancers.

Price there seemed to be 2000 the could bargain lower later in night.

Try Seduction, Tiger, Hollywood.

[QUOTE=Delbhoy;1695565]Its been a few years since I'v been to Patong, has there been any increase on prices for go-go girls[/QUOTE]What do you expect? That the prices have came down significantly?

[QUOTE=AussieTiger;1695632]Ignoring bar fines, which were between 500 and 1000 baht.

Prices at Christmas were 3000 for LT / overnight up to 4000 for the better ones (ie in Suzy Wongs).

Beer bar girls were lower asking around 2500, and often as cute or cuter / younger.

Massage place girls were asking 2000 and a fine depending on whether you waited til they finished or took them early (fine, around 500 baht).

Too escape fines wait til after midnight and try your luck in discos, for massage girls, beer bar, go go girls and freelancers.

Price there seemed to be 2000 the could bargain lower later in night.

Try Seduction, Tiger, Hollywood.[/QUOTE]Thanks Aussie Tiger for the reply much appreciated.

Del

For the second day we had planned for Phi Phi island.

It was whole day trip, we were damn tired while coming back due to snorkeling, swimming etc.

It was late 10 in night when we reached hotel near Christine massage.

After dinner and shower, thought of having some action.

So started walking down the street searching for good massage girl.

I found one massage parlour which is opposite and little left side of Christine, I saw a beautiful lady there.

Talked with her for oil massage (now I knew that oil massage is just token).

Went first floor with her. Room was terribly small. Just having space for one mattress. Wood partitioning but one can hear what's going on on other side.

I was asked to wait and remove clothes. She came back with her kit.

She started massage which continued for 20 minutes apprx.

Then she whispered on my ear what I want? I said everything. She said 2000. Negotiated for 1800 including oil massage.

She removed her bra, wow man. Firm, white and perfect 34 size I guess.

Started BJ, she was good on that. She had long hair but has tied, I asked her to loosen the hair.

She was on south while I was enjoying long hair.

It continued for long time.

She asked if I want main course, I asked to continue BJ for some time, if it doesn't come then we should start.

It didn't come in next few minutes so we started deed.

I tried some positions which were possible in that place.

Overall a nice experience.

Was loving your posts Bang444. Any new ones?

[QUOTE=Sid64;1697287]Was loving your posts Bang444. Any new ones?[/QUOTE]Yes! I may be there in a month. Your reports thus far have been most helpful.

Hi all,

Arriving again tonight (last visited at Christmas just passed). Again planning on some scuba diving surrounded by diving of the punting kind. And latest updates on recent must visit places would be much appreciated.

Am skipping Kristins, going once last time was more that enough. This time am intending visiting old Phuket town and checking out the fish bowls, and sampling Katherine's massage as it has been raved about here. Am also restricting my lady drinks budget in the beer halls and go go's, though late night visits to Seduction, Hollywood and Tiger discos to pick up are definitely on the must do list. Last three days I intend to be a GFE experience with a sweet little massage honey that I met last time and have kept in touch with using LINE, I consider that will be my are, are & RR (rest relaxation and raunchy rooting).

Hi there,

Staying in Patong for the moment, but no luck on happy endings for the hubby since we tend to go together. Any tips on where / how to score some action for the both of us?

Greetings,

Jenny

[QUOTE=Jennemie;1703992]Hi there,

Staying in Patong for the moment, but no luck on happy endings for the hubby since we tend to go together. Any tips on where / how to score some action for the both of us?

Greetings,

Jenny[/QUOTE]Jenny,

Massage places are unlikely to be a success. They are all setup to offer discrete services to solo males is small crowded back rooms. The good broad beds at front never get happy endings or FS. Thai girls are too shy for that.

Suggestions are to either talk to a mamasan at a beer bar at night for a girl to return with you.

Or use online selection so you can talk privately.

I was there last week and has lots of success chatting and arranging catch-ups in Patong with girls via WeChat and Badoo.

Today is my 5th day here so time to give a report. Taxis from airport suck, try to get trans from your hotel if you can. Mine was a little cheaper than overpriced options. First part of this trip was tourist stuff. But did have success with a little 23-year old from Hong Kong on one of my tours. More of a long term investment with her. First night was drinks, food from street vendors light kissing and groping. Same with second (last night) ended up with contact info and a nice bare breast pic she sent after we departed. See how it develops as we have plans to meet in few more months. As for locals I walked around before bars opened this morning (9 am /13th) looking for food and a massage. Found the massage first. Cassia on soi south of Catherines, about 150 feet in on right side. Room was upstairs and had mats along the wall with curtain dividers. At the time I was only customer but did hear someone else come in. But when I left they were already gone. She (Doe. Or something like it) was petite with A cups and handful of an ass, no belly but some stretch marks. Got the oil massage which was good but seamed mechanical. After 20 minutes flipped and she started HJ with some ball kissing / sucking. After couple minutes on with condom for BJ, tongue action with her was great. Got more into it in cowgirl followed by mish. When I flipped her she asked if I wanted A+ or just doggie. Went with the dog and finished there. After cleanup she did upper body massage. She never mentioned price so I gave her 2000 B. Either she liked me, felt I paid too much or Songkran generosity but she told me to wait in the shop downstairs. Doe went down the Soi and came back with some food and a couple beers for me. So hung out in front of the shop eating and drinking for another hour or so. She told me to come back tonight which I probably will. I left and continued walking as my massage and food were taken care of. I don't know were I ended up next but I went north on Ratuthit (left-side) but not to the Mall yet. I had just emptied my water gun into the back of a sexy little thing filling a tub with a hose. She turned gave me a dirty little look. As one of her friends put powder on my face I asked if she could fill my gun up. She jokingly said 100 B but seriously asked if I wanted oil massage. As I was already bent-over so I could hear her over the music across the street I looked at those wet breasts and thought why not. So Goi (23 from Chang Mai) led me up to the third floor. This place had wooden "cubicals" with a pull screen for a door. Goi discussed price as I got undressed. She asked how much I pay, I said 2000 B. Then she countered with an unfair negotiating tactic, said 2400 B as she grabbed my cock. As I was thinking about a counteroffer she went to her knees and started kissing the tip. Mind was made up and I said yes. She went to get her things and came back to give a soothing massage (felt like a legit one) Flipped and she continued with legs I asked if she cold (clothes were wet) so helped her get them off. Out came a pair of BS that have the sag of being nursed on, flat belly (soft not firm) and smooth ass. She moved on to a BBBJ as I fingered her and played with her nipples. She put the condom on lubed up and went for cowgirl. After few minutes I went to side-mish. One of her legs straight the other lifted to her chest while she's on her side. Pounded her while DFK and would lean down to suck her breasts. After what seamed like 10 minutes she said her on top. So as I lay back down she did reverse cowgirl. Then she added more lube faced me and said she wants to try something. She slowly slid my cock up her ass then started to pump and then grind. She laid down again and spread her legs that she touched either side of the room with her feet. Made easy access for me and went in her slow and deep. Since I had popped less than 2 hours earlier wasn't expecting to finish. But seeing her tits jiggle with each thrust, hear her moans and her grabbing my ass to pull me deeper did the trick. I rolled off her and we DFK again as I did FIV. She said time to finish massage, placed pillow in her lap and had me lean back. Did great head, shoulder and back massage. After getting dressed and paying the 2400 B we went back down stairs and I left now hungry again. Found place to eat then headed back to room to dry off and relax some, also write this. I would repeat with either Doe or Goi but had more enjoyable time with Goi was more GFE. As always YMMV.

DS

This massage shop is located on the busy Patak Road which runs from Kata Beach to Karon (but not along the beach. This is the "inland" road).

Timmi Massage is located near Patak Road Soi 2, at the southern end of Kata, just before the hill that will take you to Chalong.

I stopped my motorbike as I saw a few nice looking ladies waiting for customers, and then said yes to her offer of special massage for 1000 baht. Whatever that might be. We went into the room which had a few cubicles separated by plywood walls about 6 ft (180 cm) high, so pretty much an open area where you can hear everything going on.

And there were some interesting goings on in the next cubicle. As my masseuse started my massage (I was naked, face down, she didn't bother covering me up), we could clearly hear a lot of oily noises from the next cubicle, with the customer clearly enjoying himself. My masseuse and I both laughed, and she covered my ears for fun. After a while I wasn't sure what was happening in the next cubicle, whether the guy was getting a handjob or being sucked or what, but he must have been doing something right because then we all hear his masseuse start screaming "Oh fuck me fuck me fuck me". At this point he was clearly complying with her request and they were really going at it.

My masseuse and I laughed at this noisy spectactle while she started blowing me without a condom, and after a while she put on a condom and rode me.

As I left I asked how much and she still said "1000 baht". I was at least expecting to pay a few hundre to the shop for the massage part. But no. Total damage was 1000 baht.

Phuket is one of my fav beach destinations and the town never disappoints, unlike BKK did this time. I love Thai women but off-late I think they are getting pricy (THB 2 K) for FS and not really are lookers and keepers. Well this time around my experience in Phuket turned out to be more exciting than I expected.

Day 1: We arrive around 10 in the night and immediately went out to hunt near Bangla Soi. Patong Beach Intersection and here I stumble upon a Gem near Safari Beach hotel, a massage parlor where women dress up in white and blue. This one, her name was K (kay), she has blonde hair and what amazing rack for a thai chic! I haven't seen such racks on any thai chic till now, all Naturale! Good massage and at the end FS, but not ready to budge below 2 K, last year I remember, I used to pay around 1. 2 – 1. 5 K for FS depending on the place and gal. Post her session was walking to my hotel and came across this another parlor next to Thara resort where I found an extremely aggressive chic named Thim, post going in with her for round 2 of the night I was barely able to move, She literally held me down and kept on asking for more, I had to beg her for mercy! An incredible session for 30 minutes! Came to the hotel and crashed!

Day 2: In pursuit of happyness, in the evening went to the Moulin Rouge (didn't have any strength left in the morning). As I enter MR immediately a gem caught my attention and I jumped on the opportunity and asked for a private dance. She came, danced and conquered my heart (this does not happen very often) I was mesmerized by her beauty, she looks like a mix of Angelina Jolie and Mila Kunis (imagine fellas), absolute gem! Spent some time taking to her, peck here and there, few dances from Cindy, Kirsten and Natelie. Left a very happy man, although did not make out but was satisfied.

Day 3: No more Thai chics this Russian had stolen my heart, was back to MR and took the cross breed between Jolie & Kunis out. Took her to Seduction, Illuzion, Ice bar and had some cozy time with her. Number exchanged and what followed for the next few days was just awesome sessions!

Day 8: Landed in BKK, surprised to see all the Hustle Bustle, Vibrant people have just vanished in thin air! Soi 4 just sucked. Russians were pathetic, Arab, Paki, Indian, extremely bad choices. Extremely disappointed. Just stuck to shopping and avoided the Dick Rush.

Phuket, I will be back soon!

Stay Safe, Bang Safe!

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