2006 Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Big Yuley]I posted this about 10 hours ago but seems to have gone missing

Ok,

Booked flights to Bangkok for 9 days in August.

Now I am after some advice.

What are the best hotels (3 or 4 stars, maybe 5 if not too $$$$) in the best areas that are girl friendly?

Do I have to book accom for 2 people or just one (I'm planning on girl company in my hotel room each night).

Please help me guys.

You might think I'm stupid. Well whenit comes to this, yes I am.

This is my first trip to Bangkok for the purpose of attending bars and sex.

Please help guys.[/QUOTE]

BY, I would not tell you to RTFF. I have learned my lesson. I will help you to have a completely stress free vacation for 9 days in BKK. Please deposit $15,000 USD in my account and you will get the following (all inclusive).

1. RT from Airport to Hotel in limo with a lady to receive you and drop you off..
2. Stay in a beautiful boutique hotel with a double jacuzzi and king size bed.
3. A good selection of women for you to choose from every day. On two days you get one additional lady at no extra charge.
4. All meals and liquor included.
5. All massages included anywhere you choose.
6. Sightseeing tours in BKK and surrounding areas in a private car.

Please let me know your dates and I will send you the details.

Gentlemen, did I leave anything out?

[QUOTE=Big Yuley]
What are the best hotels (3 or 4 stars, maybe 5 if not too $$$$) in the best areas that are girl friendly?
Do I have to book accom for 2 people or just one (I'm planning on girl company in my hotel room each night).
[/QUOTE]
There is a whole other thread back in the Thailand section (use your back button) dedicated to Bangkok Hotels, I'm sure you'll find exactly what you're looking for in there. There's 2 separate main areas of action in Bkk and most people here seem to prefer the Sukhumvit area, near Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy. Patpong is the other main area. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Big Yuley]I posted this about 10 hours ago but seems to have gone missing

Ok,

Booked flights to Bangkok for 9 days in August.

Now I am after some advice.

What are the best hotels (3 or 4 stars, maybe 5 if not too $$$$) in the best areas that are girl friendly?

Do I have to book accom for 2 people or just one (I'm planning on girl company in my hotel room each night).

Please help me guys.

You might think I'm stupid. Well whenit comes to this, yes I am.

This is my first trip to Bangkok for the purpose of attending bars and sex.

Please help guys.[/QUOTE]

as a legend in the tennis world used to say :

"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!"

You have 7 posts, 6 of them asking such a basic question that your bible the Lonely Planet can answer very easily, then you bash Smoothy, who is a HUGE contributor in the Jakarta forum when you say this to him about a girl he picked up in NEP. have you even been to NEP ????

[QUOTE=Big Yuley]You are whinging over about $65 US dollars.
Please, Get a life.[/QUOTE]

Way to make friends, man. !!!

God, I have not looked at the forum in several days, and I feel like Bill Murray in Groundhog day :(

Wow, so many responses to a newb. Duni, you forgot the part about bending over to receive the warm welcome on the third floor of NEP.

(And BY, Duni's price is way inflated. I can do all the above for $13,500). And MY tour includes shopping for very expensive bargains, and bargaining hard at Paragon. PM me so I can give you the account numbers.

Ignore the BESTARDS for shitting on you ;)

If you pay Jackson and become full member, I will PM you with more advice.

[QUOTE=Traveler1234]Ignore the BESTARDS for shitting on you ;)

If you pay Jackson and become full member, I will PM you with more advice.[/QUOTE]
Pussy ;)
Well, since he seems to be a high roller, the 20$ should be no problem. Let's see.

[QUOTE=Big Yuley]I posted this about 10 hours ago but seems to have gone missing

Ok,

Booked flights to Bangkok for 9 days in August.

Now I am after some advice.

What are the best hotels (3 or 4 stars, maybe 5 if not too $$$$) in the best areas that are girl friendly?

Do I have to book accom for 2 people or just one (I'm planning on girl company in my hotel room each night).

Please help me guys.

You might think I'm stupid. Well whenit comes to this, yes I am.

This is my first trip to Bangkok for the purpose of attending bars and sex.

Please help guys.[/QUOTE]

Oh fuckem! Ask the questions, someone will give you a straight answer.

Look, just stay at the J.W. Marriott on Sukhumvit Soi 2 if you can afford it. Stay the hell away from the Nana Entertainment Plaza and head straight to the Pegagus Club which is kind of behind Soi Cowboy (check the internet for directions) and have the time of your life.

Bestards,

PLEASE!

This is the Bangkok Reports thread, and not Giotto's Lodge in Thailand.

If you don't like the questions from some members there is the option to simply ignore it!

Can we get some reports about the nightlife in Bangkok, please?


Giotto

[QUOTE=Retired Army]Oh fuckem! Ask the questions, someone will give you a straight answer.

Look, just stay at the J.W. Marriott on Sukhumvit Soi 2 if you can afford it. Stay the hell away from the Nana Entertainment Plaza and head straight to the Pegagus Club which is kind of behind Soi Cowboy (check the internet for directions) and have the time of your life.[/QUOTE]Is JW girl friendly or is there a join fee?

I could not find pegagus club but a pegasus club - are they the same?

Are there less expensive massage parlors - I would like to fuck as many times as possible with all differnt girls.

Go to the Nana hotel. Girls are out front.


[QUOTE=Big Yuley]I posted this about 10 hours ago but seems to have gone missing

Ok,

Booked flights to Bangkok for 9 days in August.

Now I am after some advice.

What are the best hotels (3 or 4 stars, maybe 5 if not too $$$$) in the best areas that are girl friendly?

Do I have to book accom for 2 people or just one (I'm planning on girl company in my hotel room each night).

Please help me guys.

You might think I'm stupid. Well whenit comes to this, yes I am.

This is my first trip to Bangkok for the purpose of attending bars and sex.

Please help guys.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Duniawala] Please deposit $15,000 USD in my account and you will get the following (all inclusive).[/QUOTE]I'm amazed at your generosity. How can you afford to do all that for a measly $15K? Oh, I see, internet access is extra! Very good.

Yesterday I had sex in Bangkok for 200 baht! Yes, that's right, even in terms of the collapsed dollar that is about $6.

I was walking around Chinatown in the afternoon heat looking for my skinny favorite from last time, when a rather ugly but not too misshapen woman of about 35 offered boom boom and smoke for 200. I thought, why not? After a preliminary interrogation about barebacking we were off to the short time hotel.

Alas it was one I remembered as the worst of the lot - only 50 baht but with peices of curtain material instead of towels. The sheet was so dirty that I found myself distracted by thoughts of scabies as I reclined for the blowjob. We followed this with a rousing session of doggy style, but I was unable to finish due to her unattractiveness and the heat.

I offer up this anecdote to reassure those mongers who have been dismayed by recent talk of ever inflating prices in the Capital. Still, this one - too crappy to even make me come - was less of a bargain than the skinny one for 500 a month or so ago.

Opeabody, your post made me chuckle - thanks.

You say you're not worried about getting syphilis or HIV etc from barebacking, but you *are* worried about scabies (?!)

A little bit of scabies cream and a pubic shave will kill those pesky little crabs, my fiendish friend. Now I know you're just posting for a laugh.

PS - can I have the number of the 50 baht hotel please?
[QUOTE=Opebo]Yesterday I had sex in Bangkok for 200 baht! Yes, that's right, even in terms of the collapsed dollar that is about $6.

I was walking around Chinatown in the afternoon heat looking for my skinny favorite from last time, when a rather ugly but not too misshapen woman of about 35 offered boom boom and smoke for 200. I thought, why not? After a preliminary interrogation about barebacking we were off to the short time hotel.

Alas it was one I remembered as the worst of the lot - only 50 baht but with peices of curtain material instead of towels. The sheet was so dirty that I found myself distracted by thoughts of scabies as I reclined for the blowjob. We followed this with a rousing session of doggy style, but I was unable to finish due to her unattractiveness and the heat.

I offer up this anecdote to reassure those mongers who have been dismayed by recent talk of ever inflating prices in the Capital. Still, this one - too crappy to even make me come - was less of a bargain than the skinny one for 500 a month or so ago.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Retired Army]Oh fuckem! Ask the questions, someone will give you a straight answer.

Look, just stay at the J.W. Marriott on Sukhumvit Soi 2 if you can afford it. Stay the hell away from the Nana Entertainment Plaza and head straight to the Pegagus Club which is kind of behind Soi Cowboy (check the internet for directions) and have the time of your life.[/QUOTE]

What is the story at the Pegasus Club? I haven't heard of it...

Please enlighten

Harihara

[QUOTE=Hari Hara]What is the story at the Pegasus Club? I haven't heard of it...
[/QUOTE]Hari Hara,

The Pegasus Club is a "High-Class" men's member club, located in a side road of Sukhumvit Soi 23. On the same area you find the Narzissus Disco (Techno, House), same ownership.

Usually you have to be a member to get in there, but in the recent years they allowed visitors to enter, the last fee I heard about was THB 800,00 for only getting in there. The last time I was there is 4 years ago.

Their customers are usually Japanese, Korean and Thai, Farang only 20 %. They have lots of women working there, Karaoke rooms upstairs, the outfit of the club is quite exclusive.

After being member there for a year I realized that besides the interior, the ambience AND THE PRICES there is NOTHING special on that club. You get much better value for money in similar but smaller clubs and bars of Soi 33.

But if you are with business partners and want to impress them, and you want to make sure that the ladies can behave and communicate decently with your customers - this might be the place to go. But make sure that your company pays the bill.



Giotto

[QUOTE=Vantageman]Is JW girl friendly or is there a join fee?

I could not find pegagus club but a pegasus club - are they the same?

Are there less expensive massage parlors - I would like to fuck as many times as possible with all differnt girls.[/QUOTE]Vantageman,

I consider this now to be a provocation.

If you found something about Pegasus Club you will know that it is not a massage parlour - [b]but you will know how to use the Search Function[/b].

Information about massage parlours and prices can be found in the Bangkok Massage Parlour thread. Information about hotels, girl friendly or not, can be found in the Bangkok Hotel thread.

And now: [b][size=+2]RTFF, Bestard :) ![/size][/b]


Giotto