The return of an old fart to Sharks
I was in Sharks this month after a very long time. Things changed post Covid for me and haven't been able to travel as I used to. I am glad I was able to go finally. FKKs and especially Sharks have always been my happy place. When I first stepped in, it felt weird and slightly different but at the same time, as if I had never left. So many memories!
I was in the club on December 4 and 5 and again on the 19th. I got into the club before noon on the 5th but left around 7 PM. On the other two days, I got in around 4 PM and stayed till 1 AM to 2 AM.
I was not able to go to Oase. I read reports here which said Oase quality went down and didn't want to risk it. My original plan was to attend Sharks for just 2 days on December 4 and 5. Very unexpectedly, I got an additional bonus day on the 19th. Even when I went to these clubs more frequently pre Covid, the dilemma always was whether to risk a precious club day on another club or to make the most of it in Sharks (and Oase). Now, it is even more so and I took the safe route and spent all three days in Sharks.
On the surface, not much has changed. They increased the entry to 69 for some reason. Ok, 69 is cute, I will give you that, but I am not a fan of the change and coins. I liked the coffee machine between the kitchen and the TV dining room. Between that and the water dispenser, I didn't have any need to bother the bar staff.
My favorite spot at the waterfall is still there and I chuckled to myself I sat there countless times admiring Steffi's butt. Alas no Steffi and alas no waterfall, just some ugly black thing, but still plenty of naked asses to admire from that vantage point.
The food was fine, not much to complain there. I have never been a picky eater, and never visited Sharks or any other FKKs for their food; the food on offer at Sharks does its job. Keeping me fed and energized enough to fuck the girls. The breakfast was actually pretty decent and dinners weren't bad with plenty of meat and grains and fruit and desserts. Not the highest quality, but one shouldn't expect that when you paid 69 Euros for multiple meals, club facilities and the right to fuck.
I was in Bratislava for a couple of days in between my Sharks visits and used one of the local Bratislava escort sites. Think it was called [URL]amaterky.com[/URL] or something like that. For an in-house call. Cost me 150 Euros for an hour. First, the girl in the room was 10 years older and 30 lbs heavier than in the photo. Should have aborted before even walking in, but foolishly, I stayed. It was a covered BJ. No kissing. Her room was dingy and depressing. In that sense, Sharks even on its worst day, was infinitely better.
Speaking of the girls, the good news is that the numbers are still large. On both Friday's, I felt like there were well over 100 girls, probably between 125 to 160. I'd say that a majority are quite nude, the rest have some portion of their body covered but pussy and tits are still visible and a few partially cover up tits or pussy. I thought the visual quality of the girls hasn't declined. I'd have been happy to fuck at least 20-30% of them outside the club, if not more. Yes, I missed my favorites. Tatiana, Aylice, Roxana, Regina, Magda, Sandra, Mandy, the Scarlet Johansson look alike forgot her name. So many more. But I'm sure they all moved on and hopefully in a better place. Coming to the present, on a Friday evening, there are a large number of the slim, young, perky tits type girls that any old pervert like me would be ecstatic to get my dirty hands on, and to fuck. Are their faces a 10? No, but they weren't in the past either. I'd say, face 7 to 8, body 8 to 9, type girls are plentiful. If you can't find enough girls to fuck at Sharks, the problem is very likely with you.
As for prices, yes, they went up. No two ways about it. I remember arguing in the past with other ISGers that prices were implicitly creeping up because girls were short changing guys in the room on time and other goodies, and that perhaps increasing to 60 wasn't a bad idea and I was quickly and angrily shut down. Well, guess what! Now they doubled, sadly.
Only one girl gave me 150 for an hour. I did one hour sessions with 2 other girls and they didn't budge on "100 for every half hour, no matter how long" price. So, effectively, in 3 days, the dame was nearly two grand. Might have been half that pre Covid. In the past, I'd routinely do one hour with even second best girls and my top girls were rewarded with multi hour sessions and that too multiple times per day. And I used to do many, many throwaway 50 Euros sessions, just to put my dick in the mouth and pussy of another hussy, to run up my scorecard. Now? Forget it. I did indulge in a few throwaway half hour rooms on my last day, but nothing like in the past.
Unfortunately, while the prices doubled, service levels haven't improved. Not one girl gave me DFK as all my aforementioned favorites used to. Not one. Even the very best girls on this trip, would have been at best second tier kissers in prior trips and that too at half the price. Every girl gave me BBBJ but no one wowed with the quality or slurpiness. Barring Jenni, not one provided ball licking. Everyone did fuck in multiple positions, which is a plus and no one had objections to getting pussy licked.
These girls themselves didn't sound too happy. One girl, although only 25, claimed she had worked pre Covid too and things were better than then because men did more sessions (if that's the case, the solution is with you, sister) and because general economy was more affordable then and 50 went a long way for her outside the club while today even a 100 doesn't go too far, she bitched. Ok, I sympathize with the argument prices went up for all of us but that doesn't justify why their services levels are so much down. I guess these girls don't put themselves in the men's slippers.
One more thing. I had the foresight to pack a few Cialis and Viagra. But somehow misplaced them and couldn't find them when I landed in Europe. Can you buy these in Europe w / o prescription? Anyway, my confidence shrank before I even stepped into the clubs, it felt like I was walking into a battle with my shields down and with empty weapons. I just hoped the sights and smells and feel and taste of pussy would get me hard and keep me hard, and said Hail Mary for myself.
The first girl I fucked was a Polish German girl from Aachen. At least that's what she told me, I don't speak either language and didn't test her skills. Slightly plump, Jenni is her name. Normally not my type but I wanted to break my drought quickly and agreed when she came over, talked for a bit and proposed a room. She is also the only one who licked my balls in this trip, which she did on her own w / o asking and did very nicely, profusely, and with plenty of gusto. Kissing was on offer too, but I wasn't in the mood for DFK, after she spent so much time tasting my balls, LOL. We went to the upstairs room and it was a bit cold which was a bummer. I thought I'd finish quickly given I was quite backed up, but surprisingly couldn't, despite a vigorous fuck. But nevertheless it was an enjoyable experience and a good ice breaker session. Cost 100 Euros for 30 minutes. She was scrupulous about time and we left the room right on the 30th minute. Repeat potential 60%.
After I cleaned up, I was back in my spot. Was approached by a number of girls. Have to say the selection on that Thursday was not as good as it became subsequently on Fridays. I kept small banter with them but none that appealed too much yet. Then this pretty, slim girl called Rachel jumped into my lap. Visually she was the best of the lot I had seen till then and her attitude seemed good. We went to the downstairs room and spent a full hour. Her pussy and asshole smelled nice and delicious and I spent a good chunk of time eating her out. While I'd not call it true DFK, kissing was generous and enthusiastic. Uncovered blowjob (all the girls gave me uncovered blow job, BTW) was alright, not the greatest I ever had, but wasn't bad. We fucked in multiple positions, and my favorite is always the missionary while kissing the girl and I was able to finish. 200 Euros, and I was fully satisfied. Repeat potential 90%.
This cute little button Lulu approached me a couple of times. She's very young, less than 20 as I recall. Small girl, slim, small perky tits, nice flowing hair, cute face. Fully naked. Walks around like she's in a race, doesn't seem to have many other girl friends to chat with. Anyway, I suspected her service would be nothing to write home about but still went in to the room with her regardless. It was as expected. Forgettable. Needless to say, there was no chance of finishing. Repeat potential 40%.
It was getting a bit late in the night and I was jet lagged. Wanted to go home and sleep and needed a last session and a second release hopefully. This cute girl Neka came over. Romanian of course. I'd say moderately tall, perhaps 172 cm? Good shape. Not skinny but not fat either. Cute face, has a nice smile. Something appealed about her sexiness. She said she is 28 if I remember right. Has been working for a long time in various clubs, Magnum IIrC was mentioned but I could be wrong. Who the fuck remembers which working girl worked in which club in the past? She does kiss, her blow job was good, and if I had more energy the session could have been very nice. But I desperately wanted to cum but couldn't, despite 10 minutes of nonstop pounding, and asked her to finish with a handjob. Did a bit of role playing, calling her all kinds of nasty words and she took it well and finished me with a hand job. Not the ideal finish, but I went to my hotel and slept. Repeat potential 65%.
The next day, Friday December 5, I was up bright and early and in the club just before noon. Perhaps there were 30+ girls and 20+ guys and already the club was coming to life. Ate some breakfast, took a shower, got some cappuccino from the machine and perched myself in my usual spot. My first session was with a girl called Samantha. Pale skin, small, not super skinny but not fat, small tits, cute face. Talks well. Is 25 and been in the business since she was 19 or so, at Flamingo if I remember right. She is the only one who gave me an hour for 150. She does kiss but has a smoky breath. Blow job was alright, and she's a good sport when it comes to licking and multiple positions etc. It was a thoroughly enjoyable session even if I could not finish. Repeat potential 60%.
My next girl was a North Macedonian girl called Sydney. Fake blonde. Pleasant personality, nice face, the usual type of girl I go for. I liked her look and body, although she covers up her ass sometimes. Didn't see her too much before and after my session with her. I have a pleasant memory of this session. Kissing, blow job, and her compliance with what I wanted and general attitude in the room were all excellent. I asked her if she'd extend for 150 but she said it's 200 for an hour, and I cut it short exactly at the 30 min mark. Repeat potential 80%.
I was kinda unhappy though I had only two finishes and one of them being a handjob and was getting desperate because it was my last day (at this time, I had no idea I would be back in the club on the 19th). When men are dick desperate they make bad decisions and I am a poster child for such people. So voila, I pick this slim brunette called Evelyn. The vibe was all wrong, she's constantly selling a twosome with her buddy Melissa or some other girl, but her look is good and I took a chance, as I used to in the pre Covid years. I forgot it now costs a hundred to take a chance, LOL. The session was predictably weak. Kissing was half hearted, with a few lip smooches and that's it. Blow job lasted all of two minutes and she asks "sex? At this point, I was dick sore and wanted a languid, slow and slurpy blow job with the girl doing all the work while I laid back. Well, one would think you deserve it for a hundred, but not anymore my friends. She kept hounding for sex as if she's a fuck maniac. She's most certainly not. And fuck we did, me with my waning enthusiasm and fast dwindling energy, my only goal being to spend as many minutes in the room as possible for a decent ROI. Repeat potential 2%.
It was almost 6 PM by now and I had to leave unfortunately due to a prior meeting with a friend outside the club. I really, really wanted to finish. My friends from years past remember that this fucker dried up a long time ago. Even during my FKK heydays in 2012-2020, I'd finish a max of 5,6 times in 4,5 days in the clubs and with more than 20+ rooms. Well guess what, after another 5 years now in 2025, this fucker is older and even more barren. Cum drops are few and far between and extracting them is more difficult than mining rare earths. I turned to my best girl of the trip so far, Rachel. I even sneaked my phone into the room with her, explained my predicament, and she was ok with me playing my favorite porn videos on my phone in the room. We tried everything. Kissing, eating her out, blowjob, fucking, but eventually I admitted defeat Father Time and cut the session short. It was clear that me cumming on this evening was even less likely than Intel making more profit than NVDA in 2025. Rachel was a good sport and kissed me goodbye.
So, now we fast forward to December 19. I had not expected to be back in the FKKs and not for a whole day. But sometimes life brings you gifts in most unexpected places, after mostly knocking you around viciously. So when you get these gifts, you grab them and say thank you! So, here on this day, I found myself in the club at around 4 PM and had nothing else to do till the next morning. I wasn't sure how many girls would be there just a week prior to Christmas, but not to worry, the club was reasonably full and by the night had really filled up with more than 120 girls easily. Rachel was not in the club but there were enough slim, young lassies to fuck, well more than sufficient. Let's face it, when the problem is me not being able to cum, why blame the club? I hadn't eaten much that day, so I got some leftovers from breakfast and settled down. Evelyn, Samantha, Neka, and other girls from earlier in the month were in and stopped by. Not so much Evelyn, but Samantha sat in my lap for extended periods multiple times, hope to snag a session, and Neka also came over more than once. But my goal was to taste fresh blood. My first session was with a Turkish girl. Think she said her name is Fabia. She sat across from me and kept her pussy opened up for a good view of labia, did Fabia. Face wasn't quite my type but she is cute enough and body is nice and we went to the room. Her kissing is good and DFK is on offer, and blow job is good too. Wonder of wonders, I finished in 20 minutes. We cuddled and spent a few minutes in the room and I was a happy camper. Repeat potential 65%.
I ran into this pretty girl Alba, who I had briefly seen on December 5 but didn't get a chance to talk. She sat right next to me and we began talking. She said she was in a couple of clubs in Switzerland. Swiss club and perhaps the Globe. For some reason she thinks she had sessioned with me in Switzerland and I didn't have the heart to tell her that ain't so. But she was easily the prettiest for me on this entire trip and she seemed nice and quiet and we went to the room. Her kissing is good, blow job is not super but alright, and she's just a sweetheart. Think she said she's just 20. Definitely quite young. From Chisinau. Girls like her are what makes life still worth living for old farts like me. I ravished every inch of her flawless body. Her pussy tasted sweeter than any Vienna dessert. Asshole smelled cleaner than Whole Foods fruit section. I could spend hours just kissing and cuddling and dick inside her. Heavenly. We spent an hour. In pre Covid times, I would have easily spent 3 to 4 hours with her but with a heavy heart, stopped, as I was not going to finish. Repeat potential 100%.
I was sitting up in the nice wicker swing at the top of the stairs looking down on all the pretty hookers and the fat bastards they were to entice. You can observe the essence of humanity from that vantage point. It was also an excellent place to sample free goodies. One by one, fully nude girls made a bee line to my lap, trying to take me to the room. One Iranian German girl, or so she claimed, name is Bruna, succeeded. Has big titties, not natural but were soft. She began playing my dick under my towel and sat in my lap, put her mouth a few mm from mine, and began whispering all the nasty things she'd do to me. Well, that managed to get a rise from this old fucker. I was not in a mood to walk down to find rooms, so we got ourselves into one of those dingy tent type things along the wall upstairs. Jesus, some of them had bad stains, others seemed too dark, but one was bright enough and with a mirror up the ceiling, so that worked. Bruna was a good kisser and made all the right sounds and her blow job was probably one of the best on this trip. Not at the level of Sandra or that Serbian girl from 2016 whose name I'm blanking on and a few other girls from mid 2010's, but who is, these days? Then we fucked. Ok, one more check mark, increment the scorecard by one, but that's all. There was never a chance I was going to finish with this one, in that room, in 30 minutes. I dutifully gave her the 100, kissed her goodbye and that was that. Repeat potential 60%.
I had been eyeing this skinny short hair blonde. Name is Romy I think. Goes around with another girl selling threesomes but also is available on her own. Think she's fairly young, like 20 or 21. Good English, seems pleasant. Outside the room, She implied kissing was included in the 100 but once inside, she changed her tune and said it was an extra and told me that I never asked her directly. That was true, but she had implied kissing was in the standard price. Anyway, I let it go. We were already upstairs when she approached me for the second time, and we went into the same little room in which I had just fucked Bruna. This was a very mechanical session. On a few days rest, as my first fuck, she'd be super exciting. But this late in the night, and I had a long drive into Frankfurt that day, already sapped, I am just glad I was able to get hard and fuck. Repeat potential 50%.
By now it was almost 1 AM. I had earlier promised Alba I'd want to fuck her again. She stopped by at 11 PM but I told her she'd be my last fuck of the day and to hang in there for a bit more. She waited for me patiently. After Romy, I knew I could not keep going. More throwaway 30 minute sessions were not going to cut it, and I wasn't getting much pleasure out of them. I wanted to wrap up, and luckily Alba came around soon after. We went into the downstairs corner rooms (not the kino converts). What followed was a lot of tender, GFE type sex. Tons of kissing, slow blow job, just body to body rubbing, and enjoying her nubile, perfect body. Shit, this is what is life about. What a lovely, sexy girl, this one. I could play with that body and suck and lick it all day long. After 40 minutes of it, I was sufficiently excited and mounted a condom and began fucking her deep missionary, with lots of kissing. This is my go to position when I want to finish. Which I did after about 10 minutes. We lay there, cuddling, light kissing and chatting and wrapped up at the hour mark. Hallelujah!
And so it ended. On the whole, I was quite satisfied. If you ignore that prices are double, sharks experience ain't any worse than it was in years past. Ok, the DFK wasn't as good, and very few girls are doing ball licking. No Jennifer or Mandy to lick my asshole in the standard fare, for sure. But the optics haven't deteriorated all that much if at all in my view. And they all suck your dick without condom, and fuck in Multiple positions.
A few other things before I conclude this report. Young Turk was not seen. Of course, young Turk is probably middle aged Turk by now. That older Japanese dude who speaks German and hangs out by Janine couches was also not there. In fact, I didn't see any German crowd hanging out by Janine couches. There were some Asians but not too many. Didn't see too many German girls either. I didn't think the girls were particularly aggressive or sharky. No one pestered me excessively, and definitely not anymore than in the past.
I hope all the guys that used to post here are doing ok. I see Siri is still posting but didn't follow this site for a while and not sure if any other regular posters from 2010-20 are still here. Syzy, HB, McAdonis, Optimist, UltraHappy, Pussylicker, YamaYama, Ortos, many others I'm forgetting. Hope they are all ok. As I hope are my good friends Badinsweet, Uncle Ox, Bitumen. Happy mothering to all in this holiday season.
