Crazy House, crazy girls, crazy prices?
I decided to spend my vacation in Crazy House. I got charged different ST rates, 3500 for most girls but 2500 for my second of four. Is that normal? Or am I beng a sucker? I'm not very experienced and I think the mamasan can tell.
Mamasan Tang took the 2500 and no commission but the other times I've dealt with Paar who always took 3500ST and a minimum 200 for herself. She took 900 with the fourth girl. Yes 900. It was a slow night due to the bombing. The total was 5000 for one ST.
Short version.
First night I took 55 and later another girl whose number I didn't see. Both girls OK. Second night I didn't barfine anyone but ran up an unreasonable bar bill. Third night number 4. She's OK but her friend 14 is a pain in the ass and totally put me off repeating with 4. Fourth night I had the pole dancer. Sorry I didn't notice her number as I was busy looking at other things. Identifiable by tits like two small zeppelins in a nose dive.
Warning: do not take the pole dancer if you are over 50, under 25, have a weak heart, aren't familiar with the Karma Sutra, or are not athletic and single. She will leave marks and scars on you because she bites, scratches, and can slap like an angry hockey player. If she doesn't kill you then all future sex will be boring in comparison. You have been warned.
Long version.
I didn't take long to spot number 55. She has a slow and sensual way of dancing and working her butt. Sexy! She is one of the girls who dances clothed if you call a belt and no knickers clothed. I like it because the when she's on down on all fours rotating her butt round and up, you get a slow of reveal of sweet home Alabama. Nice! I think she dances clothed because her breasts are small and not that firm. I don't think she likes them much. But that's ok because in missionary I just looked at her face. She has high cheekbones which I think make her very pretty. She has a wide smile and long natural black hair. I prefer from nature to from bottle.
55 likes DATY. Well she does now! CBJ because she likes to play safe which is fair enough. She is quiet in bed. Not a starfish just quiet. If you can hear her breathing then she's probably having an orgasm. Good girl to have in a library just don't take her back overdue because the fine will be astronomical if you get the wrong mamasan.
I'm still convinced 55 said ST was 2500. Mamasan Paar charged me 3500 and then helped herself to another 200 tip before giving me my change. Thank you for not asking it saved some time. She had also rounded up my drinks bill from 320 to 400. Yes business is good thank you. The total was nearly 5000. I'm surprised she didn't round it up to that. I didn't say anything because I am a new customer there and want to make a good impression. I think maybe I showed I am an easy target. More important I didn't want to spoil my short date with 55 and her dancing butt.
Paar is the thinnest of the three mamasans. She wears her hair tied up on top a bit like a pineapple I guess. I'm not an expert on ladies hair styles names. As long as their hair is long and not too phony then that's all I need to know.
I took 55 back to the club afterwards so she now think I'm a gentleman. This is now the official reason why I went back and not at all because I wanted to check out the opposition. 55 went up in the elevator to change and I turned to leave by walking the long way round slowly. I was on my second loop because I missed my exit first time when they announced show time upstairs. I had to see. Be rude not to.
There was some kind of lotion and candle dripping. That was a bit boring and one of the girls spent a few minutes scraping and spitting the dried wax off her tongue. Putting it there may have looked a little sexy but removing it did not. The body painting was good but Suzy Wong's artist is much more spectacular. Suzy Wong seems to have a minimum width for its girls as well as a minimum age so their artist has more canvas to work with. The soap show at Crazy House was fun. The soap gets everywhere. Take care if you are sitting in the front row. I think that's the cleanest my shoes have been in a long time. I would like to go back whenever my shoes need cleaning.
I can't remember the number of the second girl I took that first night. Maybe she wasn't wearing it or maybe I was too busy looking at her breasts. They are easy to spot. I was trying to guess whether they were natural or not. I'm not very experienced at this kind of activity and I was a bit shy about groping her in public. After all I was now officially a gentleman and official gentlemen don't do that sort of thing. I didn't mind because the investigation was something to look forward to. Also she was holding my wrists and putting my hands where she wanted. I liked that.
Second girl bumped into me as I was wiping the last of the soap off my shoes. Oops. She apologized but as I was now official gentleman I had to buy her a drink to say sorry. A warning about Crazy House lady drinks. A double lady drink lasts the girl about 10 seconds.
This time I got mamasan Tang. She's the middle sized one of the three and quite nice. Her son works in the bar too. Family business! She took my second barfine that night at 2500 and didn't ask for commission. I gave her 100 tip and she looked disappointed so I gave her another 100. I had been saving that one for the waitress but I figured I was still about 1000 up on the previous deal and Tang was more polite and friendlier than Paar. Yes I did tip the waitress too but it had to be the 80 left over from my bar bill. Tang didn't round it up to make the math easier.
I'll put third and fourth nights in another post.