Insomnia Swingers Club - Berlin

[QUOTE=Neurosynth;2134469]My guess is that making club membership a requirement is an attempt to get around recent changes in the law.[/QUOTE]

If this was the case than they could have given people a free membership or a token membership fee of EUR 1.00 (say) for a year ?.

When I was there HSC have a small counter and to become a member we need to deal with the HSC personal instead of insomnia. I am not quite sure but it might be that the membership fee is going, directly to HSC rather than to Insomnia.

Also, why the membership requirement is only for Thursday GB party?? Keep in mind that they also Thursday night fuck for instance and no requirement for membership.

Sorry I mean Saturday Night Fuck (not Thursday night fuck).

[QUOTE=Adindas;2134881]If this was the case than they could have given people a free membership or a token membership fee of EUR 1.00 (say) for a year ?.

When I was there HSC have a small counter and to become a member we need to deal with the HSC personal instead of insomnia. I am not quite sure but it might be that the membership fee is going, directly to HSC rather than to Insomnia.

Also, why the membership requirement is only for Thursday GB party?? Keep in mind that they also Thursday night fuck for instance and no requirement for membership.[/QUOTE]

Anyone been to the Wed night party recently? Was thinking of going soon and wondering if it's worthwhile.

[QUOTE=MickHobbyist;2152171]Anyone been to the Wed night party recently? Was thinking of going soon and wondering if it's worthwhile.[/QUOTE]I went there more than a year ago, check back thru the thread. Active enough with some BDSM and some regular swingers. Very active Big arse American nymph and beautiful Icelandic Blonde girl were memorable, even if she did nothing.

[QUOTE=Wanking;2152364]I went there more than a year ago, check back thru the thread. Active enough with some BDSM and some regular swingers. Very active Big arse American nymph and beautiful Icelandic Blonde girl were memorable, even if she did nothing.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I had read your report previously. I'll maybe give it a go this trip and report back.

I had the pleasure of a first-ever visit here last Thursday, already posted a full report under the Berlin thread. It was quite busy actually, especially late afternoon and probably into the evening too, but I had to leave. At one point there were at least 8 simultaneous fucks going on all around! It is a real shame about the extra 30 Euro required for their stupid Hedonist club membership but I still think the evening was worth the total entry price. Judging by the number of pre-registrations for the parties on their website, I would say the numbers are quite a lot greater on Thursdays than other nights. At least for a gangbang-type place, I would not go anywhere else now if I can be in Berlin again on a Thursday, it was miles bigger and better than ERW or Anni Porsche.

Just wondering if anyone can tell me the dress code to enter the club. If I have not any then what is best and cheapest option.

[QUOTE=DeepalGghh;2156903]Just wondering if anyone can tell me the dress code to enter the club. If I have not any then what is best and cheapest option.[/QUOTE]During my visits there, dress code was never really a subject. However you should bring black underpants as that will be all you wear.

[QUOTE=DeepalGghh;2156903]Just wondering if anyone can tell me the dress code to enter the club. If I have not any then what is best and cheapest option.[/QUOTE]Depends on the days. On their website in the events page there is also explained the dresscode. For Thursday gangbang party black underwear should be enough.

Hey,

I have plans traveling to Berlin in a month and I was wondering if I would enjoy it at Insomnia as a 21 year old Asian man. I'm from the US and don't know any language besides English, will not knowing German hurt the experience? I was hoping someone can give me some insight.

[QUOTE=AmazingBlimp;2161915]Hey,

I have plans traveling to Berlin in a month and I was wondering if I would enjoy it at Insomnia as a 21 year old Asian man. I'm from the US and don't know any language besides English, will not knowing German hurt the experience? I was hoping someone can give me some insight.[/QUOTE]Hello!

Quick answer: No, English will not hurt the experience. And Asian guys are welcome just like any other guy. Germany, especially in its sex culture, genuinely welcomes everyone.

More detailed answer:

While speaking only English will not "hurt" your experience in Insomnia, it will sure limit your *social* experience. In Insomnia, many of those who come are regulars. They know each other and they socialize with each other most of the time, besides having sex. So you will notice many groups of 2-3 people on the bar socializing in German. They will not switch to English except if they have to (if you engage with them in English, they'll answer back). So expect to be more "alone" when it comes to socializing if you only speak English. Except if you find some other individuals who aren't socializing and you engage with them. It may work, it may not.

But when it comes to having sex, don't worry my friend. Sex is a universal language which everybody understands. The only language you need is body language. I've tried that many times in Insomnia. Banging a lady there only takes some eye contact, some hand gestures, smiles, winks, the right timing. And bang! (literally LOL).

Just make sure you come to Insomnia on Thursdays or on a Saturday Night Fuck party. Those are the two best timings. You can also try International Sex Affairs (usually on a Tuesday) you'd be able to meet more 'international' guests who mostly speak English. But the sex scene on Tuesday is less intense than Thursdays.

So don't worry, enjoy it and let us know how it goes!

Ok.

So since there are no lockers. You hand your clothes over and then you get a piece of paper.

Something like that?

Ok. So when you all go there. Do you only take the bare essentials? Cash for subway back and no ideas? I mean how safe is it just handing over your stuff to a person?

[QUOTE=BrooklynNY;2176407]Ok.

So since there are no lockers. You hand your clothes over and then you get a piece of paper.

Something like that?

Ok. So when you all go there. Do you only take the bare essentials? Cash for subway back and no ideas? I mean how safe is it just handing over your stuff to a person?[/QUOTE]Yes, do bring your essentials only. No need for big cash.

I've been there many times, never had an issue with them. I mean I had my wallet and all, and never got robbed or anything. Insomnia already has a lot of cash and those who work there are well-paid (as in most of Germany). Robbing petty cash money in such places just doesn't happen.

But in all cases, carry essentials. You shouldn't need more for such a night.

So I visited Insomnia the other week on a Thursday. I got there around 4 pm or so. It actually makes no sense to go earlier. Unless you want to see fat old naked guys hanging out. NOT MY THING.

I talked two guys that night, as I had never been there. So it is good to make some friends who have been there. In order, to learn more about the club. One guy said it would be more crowded, but it was not the case. Yeah there were several people. But not as he described. The second guy said at the end of the night that he was disappointed, as it was not as packed as he remembered.

So, when I got there for the most part it was six heavy set women. Not my thing. Finally four good looking girls showed up.

Anyways. This was my first time, but I learned quickly. If you want something then go for it. But do not be overly aggressive. Remember is the right of the woman to say NO. Actually two Germans killed two situations as they would not take no for an answer and the women just stopped. Happened twice and I was next in line.

So the first girl, I fucked was a hot blonde from Venezuela. She was the hottest there. I watched her a couple times and then I finally worked my way in. Wall she was fucking one guy she was jacking me so hard, while I played with her nipples. Then after a guy fingered her to orgasm it was my turn to fuck her. WOW! I tried to fuck her again and she was playing with me and two other guys. But this old German killed her mood. He kept trying to get on her. Finally she got tired of pushing GRANDPA away and just stopped. Oh well.

There was one skinny brunette in a fishnet leotard. She was fucking like a champ. Several sessions. Well she was in the back area and it was almost my turn. When another dumb German guy ruined the situation. I would have liked to fuck her. But later in the evening she was this big guy who looked goth or like a rocker. Once he was there she was his.

I then saw this polish girl in the bed in the middle. She was also going at it several times. Small breasts with big nipples. While she was fucking she was grabbing my arm. Finally another girl came over and started blowing me. Then asked if I wanted to fuck her. I obliged.

There was another girl twirling around who was ok. I would have enjoyed her. But I did not get the chance to. A slave guy came and she ended up becoming his dom. And holy crap. The things she and others were doing to this poor guy. Not my thing. But hey what ever floats your boat.

There was two couples there. One set was old and ugly. The other was young. I did not see them fuck, maybe they did in the back. Or maybe they were there to chat.

Some people hung out in a back room that was a smoking room. I am not a smoker, so I did not join them.

Towards the end of the night a girl came in and the guys must have known her they all swarmed her. She kept going to side areas. And my guess, she was doing things without a condom. Or that is my guess. I was not going to jump in a crowd of 20 guys. Not my thing. This was late in the evening after things slowed down.

Finally the Polish girl was the bar and an Asian guy started talking to her. LOL he was in a dress shirt and tennis shoes. So did not match the look there. But they went to the middle and he was fucking her. I went over to watch. Got closer and then after the Asian dude finished a fat nerdy German guy started going at her. Not long. While he was fucking her from behind I reached under and started playing with her tits. After he finished she laid down and spread her legs. I decided to lick her pussy. She enjoyed it, but in hind sight after seeing her fuck so many guys I probably should not have done that. I ended up fucking her and kissing her.

One the way out the woman who runs the club started talking to me. She asked if I enjoyed it. I said that I did of course. I explained that in the US clubs are not usually for single guys or are dirty. I then told that in other cities that clubs are in the middle of no where. We chatted a little bit and she seemed happy with my review of the club. She said I should come back on other nights. But that fetish clothes are a must on weekends. Well I am not buying a see-through shirt for 70 Euros. So if I were to go back it would be on Thursday or maybe Tuesday.

GOING IN:

When you ring the bell a woman answers and brings you in. She asks if you had been there before, if you have not then do not say you have. Be friendly, charming and cool. She took me to the guy he signed me up the three month membership. Then told me to go to the other counter to pay 90 plus 30 for the membership. I was told that I could undress there or in a dressing room. I just changed there. I had black underwear on and a black t-shirt. That was fine for Thursday. She took my clothes and gave me a piece of paper with my name on it. The paper was to be given to the bartender. I had only a few items in my wallet and my cell phone. No need to worry. No one messed with my things.

STAFF:

All friendly. Bartenders and other people. They will chat with you. Just be cool and nice!

DRINKS:

With admission you get free water and beer. Probably juice and other things. I did see thins for mixed drinks. But most were drinking beer. I opted for water and drank that to stay hydrated. I did drink one beer towards the end. But felt I was there to have fun and not get drunk. Plus, I am pretty courageous without alcohol.

FOOD:

There is a buffet upstairs. It is ok. I mean it is a buffet. Probably not the highest quality food, but you need to eat something at some point there. No one was fucking upstairs, and you could look down on everyone while eating.

CLEANLINESS:

They clean and wipe down nonstop. There are towels for the showers. Use the showers. Do not be a stinky nasty person. I did not go in the hotub. That is probably better for winter. But it looked ok.

Could I have fucked more than three times. Yes. Most definitely. But first I had to get used to the scene and figure out how it worked. Secondly, I am picky. Sorry, I am not going to fuck a girl that weighs more than me. You can if that is your thing. But I prefer not to. It was a shame that I did not fuck the other two girls that I found attractive. Alas, bad timing and annoying Germans who do not know when a woman says NO she means NO. It was my first time there and I only read a few things. But since this was a holiday weekend, some people thought more would be there. While others thought people were traveling. Maybe it is better other nights. No idea, check it out.

Would I go back. Maybe. I probably would try another club first. See what the difference is. Do I recommend Insomnia or specifically Thursday? Yes of course. If there is a woman there you are interested in. Then you will probably fuck her.

Does it help to speak German? I can see the benefits when there are German people there. But it is not necessary. I can see how it can help. If you see a German couple at the bar or in the hot tub, then yeah. Learn the language. But if you do not live here, then there is no reason too.

I felt at times there were clicks of people who knew each other. Some guys knew the house girls and spent a lot of time with them. But like I said, if you see something you like. Then you probably can fuck her at some point if you play you cards right. If you are watching someone fuck and you want to wank or rub. Go ahead. The management prefers you be active on Thursday nights. So sure. Go ahead.

I was a nube, going there. I was not sure how I would react to the Thursday theme. But it was ok. Did not phase me. My focus was on the girls I was with.

All in all it was a nice experience. Too bad my three month membership will probably expire before I can return. Also I do not want to keep a card in my wallet for any sex club or laying around anywhere. So I threw mine away. I am sure they can look you up. Maybe? No clue.

[QUOTE=BrooklynNY;2184192]All in all it was a nice experience. Too bad my three month membership will probably expire before I can return. Also I do not want to keep a card in my wallet for any sex club or laying around anywhere. So I threw mine away. I am sure they can look you up. Maybe? No clue.[/QUOTE]Hello again Brooklyn and I'm glad you managed to go to Insomnia with the right expectations provided to you through this forum.

What you described is the standard experience in Insomnia: multiple fucks, some beautiful ladies some ugly ones, some high times and some slow times. A clean and well-maintained place with decent management. Some nice customers and some annoying ones. And suitable food to help you keep going.

The bottom line is that you managed to have sex more than once, and never felt looked down upon or rejected because you aren't German. You also had the chance to keep clean, have a rest and simply enjoy the scene around you when you were having a break.

I believe this justifies the overall money and time spent there, compared to the other similar gangbang fuck clubs (which are few and not as good).

As long as visitors make sure to come on the right day, right time and with the right expectations and attitude. It will always be a pleasant experience.