Lima

[QUOTE=NotYerAverage]The Sheraton? No, not the nicest hotel in Lima, not by a long shot. That's either the Swisshotel in San Isidro or the J.W. Marriott in Miraflores, depending on how much you wan to spend.[/QUOTE]5 normal chicas have told me this so far. What can I say?

Eddie

[QUOTE=Suave Gato]Is by far the "Miraflores Park" at about $385.00. The best in the country is the Sanctuary in Cuczo! While on the subject of "the best".

The best "El Capitain" is in Cafe Ole, in S.I. They serve it on a silver platter with a backup shot served in a silver ice bucket. If you are wanting to impress a chica, this is the spot to go.
SG[/QUOTE]
Jerry,
You are right about the Miraflores Park, but I think my Penthouse is a much better value! I think you were referring to the "Monasterio" in Cusco as the Sanctuary is in Machu Picchu!

I was in Cafe Ole the other night when "Drunk Richard" was in town and that model from "Playboy TV" was there with two other models who looked even better than the "silver trays".
Suerte,
LB

Ok, here goes!
Everybody that knows Alabama, knows that he is only into oral sex . He like alot of other guys are convinced Peruanas want our babies(how true!) and if it is not swallowed he always takes the forensics with him!

I have a guy renting the Penthouse while down here “interviewing” girls from one of the major marriage agencies. A few nights ago he had a party in which 10 girls (including the one in the photo) and 1 other guy show up. Earlier he invited a bunch of guy’s to attend but we all begged off because of other commitments.(our bad) Desperate he calls Alabama to come over and help him out as he speaks zero Spanish and the girls zero English. Alabama comes because it is my apartment and he thinks I am there (turns out it was another Eddie).

He ends up asking the one in the photo if she would like a drink and brings her down to Z to show her off. Ian is all over it (asking for sister’s, Mother’s even a grandmother) to be hooked up with.

Alabama asks her if she want’s dinner out but she opts for a Pizza at his apartment. When they get in he shows her some photo’s on his computer and starts fondling her tits. Before he can blink an eye his pants are around his ankles and she is running for the bed. She drops her draws and starts humping the pillow telling him to stick it in as she only has 10 mins. left. He tells her it does not work that way and he will decide where, when and what.

She starts grinding air, say’s she wants it bareback and it is going to be now or never!

Calmly, Alabama puts on his pants and replies “as you wish” as he shoves her out the door!
LB

What do you expect from the "guy" who dumped Ms. Peru World!
SG

[QUOTE=Lima Busy]She starts grinding air, say’s she wants it bareback and it is going to be now or never![/QUOTE]Just my cup of tea, I'm vasectomised!

I'm joking of course, in fact I bet being vasectomised would offer little protection once a girl has made up her mind to get you. At best there would be a nasty row and a protracted litigation.

[QUOTE=Lima Busy]Ok, here goes!

Everybody that knows Alabama, knows that he is only into oral sex . He like alot of other guys are convinced Peruanas want our babies(how true!) and if it is not swallowed he always takes the forensics with him!

I have a guy renting the Penthouse while down here “interviewing” girls from one of the major marriage agencies. A few nights ago he had a party in which 10 girls (including the one in the photo) and 1 other guy show up. Earlier he invited a bunch of guy’s to attend but we all begged off because of other commitments.(our bad) Desperate he calls Alabama to come over and help him out as he speaks zero Spanish and the girls zero English. Alabama comes because it is my apartment and he thinks I am there (turns out it was another Eddie).

He ends up asking the one in the photo if she would like a drink and brings her down to Z to show her off. Ian is all over it (asking for sister’s, Mother’s even a grandmother) to be hooked up with.

Alabama asks her if she want’s dinner out but she opts for a Pizza at his apartment. When they get in he shows her some photo’s on his computer and starts fondling her tits. Before he can blink an eye his pants are around his ankles and she is running for the bed. She drops her draws and starts humping the pillow telling him to stick it in as she only has 10 mins. left. He tells her it does not work that way and he will decide where, when and what.

She starts grinding air, say’s she wants it bareback and it is going to be now or never!

Calmly, Alabama puts on his pants and replies “as you wish” as he shoves her out the door!

LB[/QUOTE]Please kill me softly on this..

Which place is "Z"?

[QUOTE=Chicagodancer]Please kill me softly on this..

Which place is "Z"?[/QUOTE]Cafe Zeta where the Mexicans hang.....

Suerte!

Polvo

[QUOTE=Chicagodancer]Please kill me softly on this..

Which place is "Z"?[/QUOTE]"Z" or Cafe Z is one of many cafes around the Park Kennedy area. It is popular among the young expat crowd and young tourists from all over the world.

Rosita

It is a Shame that you guys are among steak and end up being veggies, while we here in the States all we get to find is tuna...

[QUOTE=John Sperm]It is a Shame that you guys are among steak and end up being veggies, while we here in the States all we get to find is tuna...[/QUOTE]
And you can wash it down with a $55.00 bottle of water at Bling (in Westchester).

LB

[QUOTE=John Sperm]It is a Shame that you guys are among steak and end up being veggies, while we here in the States all we get to find is tuna...[/QUOTE]We do a lot of Goodwill sausage donations thus keeping up the protein ingestion for the natives.

Polvo

LB,

Considering a week long trip to Lima in Aug...

Will you help me out with accomodation this time ?

Tavares

Let me know your travel dates, I have a few dates end of August for the Penthouse and I will check with Rosita on the "Bachelor Pad" if you are traveling solo and looking for nice but reasonable digg's.
regards,
LB
[QUOTE=Tavares]LB,

Considering a week long trip to Lima in Aug...

Will you help me out with accomodation this time ?

Tavares[/QUOTE]

What times does Las Cucardas open and close?

Hi Folks,

I will be in Lima the week after next. Experienced monger of CR, previous visitor to Lima. Would love to get together with guys for some hanging out/visits to Las Curcacas, Tracadero, and perhaps some night spots. PM me.