One more report on New Happy Garden
Well bros, I too visited NHG this last week. It was a total bust. The only positive thing was that it was close to the Hilton. I was jet lagged and did not realize SH was closer. Brief report.
Went there around 9 pm on Friday night. Damage was 894 RMB, not 892, which is no big deal. The place was very quiet. Only saw one other monger. Facilities was certainly clean and new. Should have asked for a tour first. But I relied on one positive report and it was a big mistake. After shower they sent me to room with a girl, maybe a 7 at best and slightly overweight. I turned her down and the manger assured me there were others but they were busy. So I wait 15 minutes and went back to room to find same girl with 2 others who were 4 or 5's. Should have left but being tired and a little horny I stayed.
No point in reporting a medicore massage and service. However I did share my dissatisfaction with management. Told them there was a positive report on ISG and they did not meet standards. Perfunctory apology but no offer of better pricing or girls next time.
Readers should remember that 894 RMB is very high price for Shanghai. My advice not to patronize this place. If you do, make sure you check out the line up before stripping.
I took one for the bros and happy to do so if others are forewarned.
Fake Cialis thumbs down update (downdate?)
Tried Ira's fake cialis number 5 and 6. No perceivable useful effect. Still have the informed opinion that this fake cialis is bogus. Still out 600 chunks.
Ira; take the criticism like a man, ? The forum exists for a reason. For instance, say you were giving out lousy BJs, I wouldn't know nothing about it, but it would be an option, privilege and duty to report said results. Likewise if you were giving really really good BJs, I wouldn't know anything about that either, but you could still have some pride.
Drainaps; right on, I honor your right to voice an opinion and make this site interesting. Then there, pharmacy Vita V runs 495 at shops I pass. Pays to shop around. Have not been faked out there yet, but I watch ccTV news and see weekly reports decrying bogus stuff of all varieties, even at very tidy shops. As far as the threat level here; don't forget eating, drinking, breathing, driving, walking, shopping & shagging on the list of potential pitfalls. But I find many unforgettable joys too. Maybe I am just a half full kind of guy ha! In this case, poisoning me might be too expensive, while cornstarch is cheap.
don't want to start a flame war, but....
I've read much of the posting here and in some of the other areas covering SE Asia, and to someone looking for some good p4p action, there is much to recommend many destinations. I hope to make a trip later this year, and I've more or less thinned down the places I'd like to go to three:
Bangkok
Manila
Shanghi
From everything I've read, Manila and Bangkok seem to give the best value-for-money, as the prices for even the best girls is fairly low, either ST or LT. On the flip side, the cost of getting to either of those two places is close to double the cost of getting to Shanghi. And that fair city has many things that intrigue me too (like the chance to experience a 'red rope massage' among other things).
So, I'll ask the question that lead me to title this post as I did:
Why should I go to Shanghi and not either of the other two places?
Any regulars want to step forward to make the case for your city? I'm open to any arguement, reasonable intelligently phrased, so how about it?
Beyond the black doors - Heting elite
After reading the other reports on heting elite I thought I would take the trip. Its in a part of town I'm not used to but I found the black doors and was soon inside like a spy back into seccret headquarters. Ushered into a lift I soon found myself at the lobby of a contemporary Chinese styled club that hinted at hetings ambiguity and quality. I was greeted by paul, an english speaking manager who was very interested in my experience ahead and looked forward to chatting to me afterward. Ok. The change room was nice, carpetted floors and into a white robe. Fruit was served but I wasn't there for healthy eating. The decor is really nice contemporary Chinese modern like a boutique hotel rather than the feel of a palace like other sauna's and there are some nice touches. The bathing area is clean and feels filled with natural light. The staff helpful but not intrusive. Then we hit the fishbowl. Curtains and lights gave way to initial dissapointment. The decor and service leads you to believe there will be KTV/japanese av stunners behind the glass but alas the lineup could have been from anywhere in China from any star rating. Admittedly I was there during a quite early time but still I had to choose hard. 3 girls I wouldn't have even bothered with. I girls 118 and 119 looked ok but were heavily made up. 119 had bigger boobs and long legs so I choose her. She also looked quite bitchy at first. I usually go for cuter types, but she turned out to be good fun in the end. Led to the room I was impressed by the subdued quality of the rooms and the way the girl did not rush into her 'chores'. Instead we kind of flirted for a while slowly moving on to each performance like real lovers do. I don't know if she was trained for this or of her own accord but it was fun and as a result I ended up skipping some of the slow massagy parts and moving onto to mutual oral. The girl also allowed kissing which added to the gfe (although wouldn't really ever go out with a girl that style) experience and to be honest that sort of foreplay made me last longer when we came to the business. The girl had great soft tits and a very wet pussy. She seemed to enjoy what she was doing. Slutty enough to be kinky, good looking enough with those big eyes and lips to be seducing but I've had many cuter and better bodied girls at other places. This girl was good at BJ's though and loved to be touched herself. Nympho material baby. I missed soapy and roof mirrors but overall very good. Afterwards paul came in for feedback on cue. Hard to really discuss things in that situation. He knew all about the forum and the lack of 2 shots. I just said to hire more and better looking girls. That would be the common complaint here. A lamboghini showroom with well trained vw's. Check out though its definately worth the visit but I'll still be visiting other places like 999 simply because it all comes down to girls at the end of the day not whether a place has architecturallt chic decor.
Cheers
(written from phone in taxi, ignore typo's and lack of literary energy)
999 Sauna - no translation needed
Your "visitor" doesn't require any translation help at 999. You show up, they know what you are there for, and they usher you through the various stages until you arrive at the delightful fishbowl. You select a girl and she also doesn't require any putonghua to provide excellent service.
No cheat sheet, no flash cards are necessary. The soapy is the main draw, if you like that sort of thing. It is definitely worth trying and enjoying!
Have not experienced red rope there, not sure if they do that. If that is required, go to Shanghai Hotel. But really - not sure what the big deal is with red ropes. The 999 girls will somehow satisfy you and / or your visitor!
Cheers, Phenyl
[QUOTE=Shamuc]Hi guys,
I have a visitor here in Shanghai and he would like to have a session at 999 including soapy and red rope as well as AR (they do red rope at 999, don't they?).
As the managment does not speak english he needs the translation of these services to chinese (or at least to pinyin).
Anyone out there who could help?
Thanks,
Shamuc[/QUOTE]
