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[QUOTE=Boooyapi]I will be travelling to Cebu for the 1st time and was wondering if I could get some recommendations on an establishment or individual provider where I can avail of an erotic massage with an accompanying happy ending. Someone who provides Greek services would be great, but if I need to get this service from a different provider than the masseuse then that's fine as well.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
Welcome B

Mattrick advice is excellent but if you get your PM facility working it would be easier to offer more advice

[QUOTE=Mattrick]There are many small massage establishments throughout metro Cebu but nothing like you would find in Manila. Here are a few located in Cebu city that offer extras:

Finland Spa
Duke Spa
Meridian Massage
Stress Free Massage[/QUOTE]Mattrick:

Thanks for the information. I was able to get some hits when I searched these places online. Certainly glad that the map of Cebu is available on Google Maps.

Wicked Roger:

I am certainly open to additional suggestions/recommendations. It couldn't hurt. I need some clarification with PM facility as I do not know what this means.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Boooyapi]Mattrick:

Wicked Roger:

I am certainly open to additional suggestions/recommendations. It couldn't hurt. I need some clarification with PM facility as I do not know what this means.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]
It means you need to subscribe to the forum to use the PM facility. Without paying the $20 I cant send you PMs and you cant chat with other members more privately.

[QUOTE=Boooyapi]Mattrick:

Wicked Roger: I am certainly open to additional suggestions/recommendations. It couldn't hurt. I need some clarification with PM facility as I do not know what this means. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wicked Roger]It means you need to subscribe to the forum to use the PM facility. Without paying the $20 I cant send you PMs and you cant chat with other members more privately.[/QUOTE]

Boooyapi. I think what you are looking for is:
PM =Private Message sent via the Forum's Private Message service.

Many here, mainly experienced members, like using abbreviations. There is an "abbreviations" index on the menu bar. But flicking to the "abbreviations" can interrupt the flow of a posting. It takes little effort to write it out in full.

For instance, newbies in these forums often ask "what is DIA"? It takes nothing and adds clarity to simply type DateInAsia (which is not in the "abbreviations").

[QUOTE=Sharka]Just wanted to know what's the going rate for these massage places. Total price=all in for massage and FS (that is if they even give you a massage)[/QUOTE]
Hi Shark,

Some of these places will try to charge the greenhorn or first time client 1000 php HJ, 2000 php BJ, 3000 php FS.

But it won't take much negociating to cut those figures in half.

Straight massage is between 200-400 php and may or may not be included depending on the girl.

Born Loser 5 - thank you for sharing this report. Excellent source of information.

[QUOTE=Born Loser 5]Here is a post which compares both Thailand and PH I copied a while ago from other monger in a different site. Hope it helps. You could score from dating sites, if you stay here long enough, no issues.

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Gents - I've spent the last 3 years traveling back and forth to Thailand and the Phils on business / pleasure trips with recon intent to find a place to live over there, and have boiled the pros / cons down to the following:

THE SEX - Both Thai and Filipina pussy is excellent, but I have found that Filipinas genuinely enjoy sex more and cum harder and easier than their Thai counterparts. So, one point for the Phils.

LIFESTYLE - Thailand of course has a much better physical infrastructure and orderliness about it, and the food is unbeatable. Ease of traveling with that great new airport is also a plus. One point for Thailand.

HOTELS - I routinely stay at 5-star properties via agoda.com for around 70 USD / night in BKK with cheap room service. My favorite hotel in Makati is the Pen, but can't ever get any deals under 150 USD / night, plus they dick the hell out of you for extras. One point for Thailand.

RENTAL APARTMENTS / HOUSES - The low cost for hotel rooms in BKK is obviously due to overbuilding, but not so with condos and villas, which are usually 20% smaller than Makati properties and 30% more expensive per month, so one point for the Phils.

TAXES - Being ASEAN members, both coutries are basically even on paper, but the Phils Tax Code has many more loopholes and deduction opportunities, meaning that, if you have a good accountant, his or her fees will be the biggest line item you ever pay. The government bean-counters in Thailand are setup similarly to our IRS, and tend to be far too Gestapo-like for my taste. One point (a big one, in my opinion) for the Phils.

CULTURE - Thais always talk about their "happy culture" and the peacefulness of their Theravada Buddhism, while at the same time deriding the "barbarism" of the West. Regardless of how one feels about this, the glaring schizophrenia (one minute contentedly praying to the Buddha, the next throwing molotov cocktails at troops guarding the airport) that each of them exhibits is simply something that this logically-minded American can't ignore... nor tolerate. At least the Filipinos know and openly discuss the fact that their country is fucked up, and don't try to hide behind the bullshit "Sawasdee" veil. Point for the Phils.

LANGUAGE - No need to elaborate on this very much. The Filipinos refer to the Thais as "Monkey People", not because of their physical attributes, rather the strange tone the Thai language has to the Anglo-Filipino ear, and the fact that most of them (the Thais) can't speak proper English, which is frustrating. I say "proper", in that all Filipinos have had English drilled into their heads for the past 100 years, and are syntaxically American-minded. Monkey English is no English at all Point for the Phils

ATTITUDE - We white westerners are all viewed by the Thais as "Farang" or "Falang", however you wish to pronouce it, which is basically a sour-tasting, dumb-looking fruit that is very "blonde" (as they put it) in the middle when cut open. No self-respecting Thai woman would ever be caught in public with a Farang, as it has always been considered quite uncouthe to fratrinize with Farang in their society. As such, when "normal" Thais see whites or blacks with Thai women, they (the women) are immediately assumed to be prostitutes, and are thus chastised as "thuamia" = nonhuman female. The folks posting nightmare stories about former GF's and wives selling their Farang BF's or husband's down the river now know why it was so easy for them to get away with such legally. The Filipino judicial system mirrors that of the US, and the government is very sympathetic toward Americans or Europeans being taken advantage of by Filipina gold-diggers. Point - Phils.

WEATHER / ENVIRONMENT - Outside of Metro Manila, the air in the Phils is quite good, with some of the best being up the hill in Baguio. Thailand is heavily influenced by all the smog coming either down from China or across the gulf from India. The only exception is Khao Yai, which is wonderful, but very, very remote. The Philippines is regularly hit by Typhoons that cause serious damage each time. Taking all into account, neither or both get a ponit here.

LAWS - As posted above, with the world real estate crash and ownership difficulties taken into consideration, there really is no reason to own anything. Renting is the best way to go, and there is plenty available. The one seriously heavy difference betwen the two constitutions is Lese' Majeste, meaning if you insult the Thai King or any member of the royal family, in any way, you risk being picked up and thrown in jail for a minimum of 10 years, without a trial, as has been the case with numerous Aussie and European writers in recent years. Run afoul of a well-connected gold-digger or crooked businessman who wants you out of the way, and you could be accused of showing your middle finger to a picture of the king hanging in the local massage parlor. Beleive me, as a Farang, not one tear would be shed for you by the Thais, and not one lawyer there would dare attempt to defend you. Make fun of President Gloria in Manila and they'll probably put you on TV. Major point for the Phils.

As you can see, from my point of view, the overwhelming advantages sit squarely on the Phils side of the question. Apart from this, the Filipinos themselves are working to turn their country into a second Singapore by making English the official language and encouraging foreign investment to an extent that would never be allowed by the xenophobic Thais.

For my money and with an eye on the future, it's the Philippines for me.

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Arrived at Mactan after a gruelling 10 hour international flight to Seoul, a four hour stopver and a four hour flight to Cebu. Arrived at around 12.15am and we were one of two or three international flights arriving at that time. Immigration was chaos with long queues but I was lucky and picked one moving rapidly. I head off to the carousel to collect my suitcase and amazingly only had to wait about ten minutes unlike the usual 30 minute wait. By now I am feeling really tired and just want to get into a taxi and get to my hotel. I know my regular gf is waiting outside but since I haven't had a chance to collect a new sim card yet, I am unble to contact her. (I always get a new sim card each time I arrive)
Anyway having collected my bags I am dismayed to see an equally long queue at the customs desks and I pop behind the shortest queue waiting in turn. I am a bit alarmed when I see the customs officials opening many suitcases, whereas they don't really seemed to have bothered much in the past. I am just starting to wonder whether I should have declared my 4 new ladies watches, my 4 new cell phones and my pesos which exceed the non declarable 10,000 on entry but decide to wait and see what happens. Anyway I get waived through and breathe a sigh of relief. I head out onto the concourse to be greeted with chaos, crowds of travellers all jostling for taxis and I had to force my way through even just to cross the road. Before I got across the road I was accosted by yet another security guard who demanded to see my baggage receipt and luckily I still had it to hand. After he checked to make sure they matched he allowed me on my way. I had one annoying persistent taxi tout who would not take no for an answer and followed me to my pre arranged meeting point where my regular was waiting.
We then headed up the stairs to the next concourse, I think it was outside the departures terminal where we found it deserted but still easy to get a cab. The security guard insisted on calling the cab for us and when I tried to hail one going past he shouted "no not that one" Obviously he was waiting for his 20 pesos commission from the driver he had a deal with and this miserable looking metered taxi pulls up that had seen better days. Unable to get my case in the trunk due to the LPG canister taking up most of the trunk space I was forced to prop it on the back seat and take a seat in the front. The front seat seem to have lost one of it's supports as it wobbled continually as we got to my hotel, the Cebu Grande. I wasn't in the mood to complain, all I wanted to do was get my room, shower and go to sleep and everything else was going to have to wait, including servicing my gf.
I normally stay at the Cebu Grande, can't recommend this place highly enough for the prices charged but when I booked they were not able to give me a room until the following day. I decided to call in on the off chance there was a room available, since I didn't really want to change hotels after one nights stay. Luck was in and we checked in with the minimum of fuss and even though by now it was about 1.30am, the hotel only charged me as though my check in was later that day.
Into the room and after a bit of kissing and cuddling my gf went for a shower and I followed. Back in the room I was standing buff naked with an almighty erection and despite my earlier intentions to sleep, I thought it would have just been down right rude not to service my gf before I nodded off. I thought to myself if I give her one of my gifts, then she will be even more appreciative and my erection grew even harder at the pleasures awaiting. So I propped open my very heavy hard cased samsonite upright on the bed whilst I entered the combination and unclipped the opening. I then dropped the case down forwards so that I could lift the lid and rummage for her gift..............................arrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh I dropped the 27kg case on top of my erect manhood snapping it downwards as it took the full brunt of the weight of the suitcase. Oh my god the pain was sharp and intense and I didn't want to look in case I had to retrieve my manhood from the floor. Luckily it was still attached but bleeding heavily where I had taken off a layer of skin from the foreskin and head of the penis.
Luckily I hadn't done any permanent damage but it was certainly sore and looked and felt like Mr Penis had done 10 rounds with Mike Tyson. Anyway I thought I would share my little adventure with all you mongers out there and just in case you are wondering....yes I can still get a hard on though sex is off the cards at least for a few days. Who could ever have thought that I would be in Cebu and incapable of having sex....this is real torture. I am spending every four hours soaking it in salt and water solution and I hope it will be ready for action in a few days

I stopped checking luggage a while back.

??? Mortman has given us some great posts in the past, but somehow he thinks a suitcase dropping on his manhood will interest anyone.

Moral of the story. Don't open suitcases while heavily jet lagged and horny and naked....and most of all, don't share your distress with several hundred other men at ISG who can only cringe at your misfortune.

On the plus side,Mortman can now empathize with women. Women have blood coming out of their genitals every month!

X

[QUOTE=Mortman]
So I propped open my very heavy hard cased samsonite upright on the bed whilst I entered the combination and unclipped the opening. I then dropped the case down forwards so that I could lift the lid and rummage for her gift..............................arrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh I dropped the 27kg case on top of my erect manhood snapping it downwards as it took the full brunt of the weight of the suitcase. Oh my god the pain was sharp and intense and I didn't want to look in case I had to retrieve my manhood from the floor. Luckily it was still attached but bleeding heavily where I had taken off a layer of skin from the foreskin and head of the penis.
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I posted so other mongers won't wonder why I haven't mentioned any action stories whilst back in Cebu and secondly being British I wanted to add a bit of humour to the board even at my own expense. We British have this traditional deep rooted sense of humour especially when we have the opportunity to have a good laugh at the misfortune of some other person!!

[QUOTE=Mortman]I posted so other mongers won't wonder why I haven't mentioned any action stories whilst back in Cebu and secondly being British I wanted to add a bit of humour to the board even at my own expense. We British have this traditional deep rooted sense of humour especially when we have the opportunity to have a good laugh at the misfortune of some other person!![/QUOTE]


Wow, if dropping all that weight on your weenie is humor then I hate to see when you are serious--ha ha

Take care and post some experiences when "you recover" .

Shark

Fellow Members!

Is there anyone here on the forum that has been visiting other cities/villages on Cebu island? (Ronda, Moalboal & Santander for example).

When I search the internet for information on the island, most cities/villages north of Cebu city seems to have a lot of religious festivals and religious schools and stuff.

Maybe not be the best environment for P4P or non pro hunting...?

Anyone got P4P or Non pro experiences from other areas on Cebu island, please feel free to share your story. :)

Thanks in advance, Ken Apples

[QUOTE=Mortman]I posted so other mongers won't wonder why I haven't mentioned any action stories whilst back in Cebu and secondly being British I wanted to add a bit of humour to the board even at my own expense. We British have this traditional deep rooted sense of humour especially when we have the opportunity to have a good laugh at the misfortune of some other person!![/QUOTE]

I agree Mortman, very funny, my sense of humour....maybe not everyones...but made me laugh as was glad it was not me.......the key is being able to take the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] out of yourself as well which being British (like me) we do all the time (well I do as saves others doing it for me :D)

Have PM you re the matter we discussesd (and XMan it was not about not his dick or lack of after the suitcase dropping incident

[QUOTE=Sharka]Wow, if dropping all that weight on your weenie is humor then I hate to see when you are serious--ha ha

Take care and post some experiences when "you recover" .

Shark[/QUOTE]Like the other contributors say, you gotta be a Brit to understand how we take the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url]/the Michael etc out of each other and ourselves.... self deprecating humour is our thing.

First time to Cebu. Rode in on KAL and have to say I really liked KAL, Incheon or however you spell it, and the sparsely populated ride which gave me a row to myself all the way through. I was horizontal before the seat belt sign went off. Came in at about MN and did not get settled til 1 am.

Checked into the Diplomat and it was worse than I expected. They didn't have my reservation which I booked through hotel.com and I'm looking at the reservation in my email now. The window lock is broken; but it's third floor and I have a safe in the room. Nothing to ***** about really at 25 USD per night.

So I'm presently stalking and think I have a 2nd gf coming. GF, to be used lightly, applies to the 60 yo secretary I just popped my Cebu cherry on. She might have just done a good job faking it, but honestly I think she was the one stalking me so I think she enjoyed it.

Anyway, even though she might have passed for something a tad younger, I don't think I'll get much hate mail for not posting the old girl's pics.

I think I will change my moniker to "Gerentophile"