Lima

[QUOTE=DaPrick;1580375]Thanks for the information, Sly. Locations of said fucks houses?[/QUOTE]Check out all the blue dots on the map.

Reports of Distinction. Peru. Report number 39.

The El Trocodero (80+) and Las Cucadasas (30+) being the biggest (girls per shift).

Sly

Thank you kindly David_33 for all your help during my vacation.

I just returned home and am finally able to get some rest.

Wow, I had a very nice time thanks to you and your girls.

As you were on vacation partially during my stay in Lima, I had told you should one of your girlfriends should be late, or unable to attend or is a no-show please do not worry. I did not want you to be concerned as you are vacationing and I did not want you to stress-out over me. I now see how difficult it is for you to get both parties coordinated to meet. Add in the tremendous traffic in Lima and the distances that your girlfriends have to travel to Miraflores. I can always go to "Plan be" El Trocadero or "Plan see" Cucardas on the other side of town. Again, I did not want you to worry.

I do recommend that the new members follow David's suggestions so that it will be easier him to set you up.

(The suggestions are posted under David's Blog).

Use the official taxis at the airport or make arrangements previously as the independent Lima taxis are not to be trusted.

I used my hotels taxis as I have been using them for years and know them well.

It cost me about 45 SP ($17.00 USD) to and from the LIM (Lima airport).

Also, do not buy a SIM card or rent a telephone at LIM as they are very expensive.

Just go to the main Claro office on Larco and purchase a SIM card and minutes there. It cost me 8 SP (Soles Peruvian), just under $3 USD and I bought 10 SP time to start.

Speaking of LIM, wow, it seems at 00:00 (midnight) is when all the flights arrive as is a complete Mad House!

First, the line to Immigration is endless, then after waiting for your baggage which takes forever you have to go to a very long line in customs where they X-ray your baggage and if you are selected, secondary inspection.

In returning to LIM, plan at least 3 hours to be there as the traffic at ALL hours is Tremendous! There is no freeway system like in LA so please have at least 3 hours arriving at LIM! Also, consider the long lines at the airline counter, the lines at security and immigration. So, again, give yourself at 3 hours to be safe. Things are not as organized say for instance at the US airports of ATL, JFK or LAX.

An apartment rental is better if you are staying more than a couple of days and will be cheaper in the long run.

I stay at a hotel as I know the manager and the hotel chain gives me upgrades and free stays when I accumulate enough points at the end of the year. RTTF for suggestions on apartment rentals.

My suggestions to help make it easier for David to help you out are:

Give David your time and dates of your stay in Miraflores, Lima, Peru.

Cellular telephone number. (buy a Claro SIM card).

Address and apartment name with cross streets. (I. E. J. Larco and 28 de Julio, in front of the Inka Pharmacy etc.).

Type of lady you like. (Young, Middle-aged or Mature, etc.).

Exact time you will be at your place. And you should be waiting at the front door for the lady to make it easier for her as many apartments are very large and difficult to navigate.

Respect the lady at all times!

Pay her the asked amount. (See David).

Pay her a tip for good service if you were happy.

Have fun!

I did bring each lady some small gift for each meeting. I brought them a makeup from Victoria's Secret and other things from America especially chocolates. I had sodas, snacks and some alcohol drinks of whiskey and Bailey's for the enjoyment of my lady. And I did give each lady a tip for wonderful service!

So the first days were great!

I had Senorita S (completo), next I was Senorita see (completo), and finally Senorita V (no cola and no CIM, I think she is a little inexperienced) and they were all very nice! All I have to say is: "Lord Have Mercy!" I really had a good time. And thanks to you again!

Since you were on vacation I thought it would be easier if I made the rest of my days with one lady and I wanted to help her out with her studies since she was in her third year of University. So I made arrangement with Senorita S. Well, Senorita S texted (SMS) me just a few minutes before our prearrange meeting and said she could not attend. OK, no problem, I went to "Plan be. " I tried to reschedule with Senorita S the remaining days but she would not respond. After several text messages to Senorita S with no response I then canceled the remaining appointments with her and called Senorita V for the remaining days.

So the next day, all of a sudden just before my appointment with Senorita V, Senorita S texts saying that she will be coming to see me. I told Senorita S that I had canceled with her as she had not responded to my request in a timely manner. Senorita S would not take no for an answer and continued calling and texting me. Senorita S first said that she got robbed, then she said her that her cellphone battery was dead, next she said she would charge me half-price and finally she asked me if I wanted to do a "Trio" with Senorita V. Wow, what a headache was Senorita S was! Senorita S is "Persona Nongrata" in my book! I will never see her again. She did not answer me until the last minute and was an extreme "Pest" and would not take NO for an answer!

One comment concerning Peru, the sales tax rate is 18%. That is 18% on all items purchased including food at the supermarket. Wow, that is an incredible high rate of taxation! Also, the US Dollar is at a very bad rate of 2. 7 to the US Dollar so you will need to bring a lot of money.

There are many official "Street Money Exchangers" in Miraflores I saw them all over Miraflores with large amounts of both Soles and Dollars and I thought to myself that they wouldn't last 2 seconds in LA (Los Angeles, California, USA) as they would be robbed blind! I recommend using a Fidelity or Charles Schwab Debit card at an ATM as they refund the ATM fees.

I would highly recommend that you take classes in Spanish if you do not speak Spanish or travel with someone who does as not everyone can speak English. And, of course RTFF to get a sense about Lima.

Anyway, all-in-all I had a great time as usual. I think the Peruvian people are one of the nicest people in the world! A lot of smiley, nice people, try to find this in Panama, good luck, as the Panamanian people seem to be quite angry IMHO! And best of all nice ladies and good food, what more can you ask for.

Thank you David and hope to see you next year!

P.S: David, if I can bring you anything from back home please let me know. Again, Peru is very expensive. I can bring you some things from Costco, Walmart and Target etc. At a fair price. I would be glad to help you out since you have helped me over the years and never, ever asked me for anything!

New to ISG, not new to the hobby. Was very impressed to read the large amount of quality info on your Lima forum. Am headed to Peru in early October to do the Machu Picchu hike thing and planning to visit Lima for several days after surviving. So am posting this to get in front of the questions I may be directing your way. Apparently David is the source of Lima help, every ISG forum could use somebody like that guy I bet. Anyway am sure will be asking him (Yes, my cash is already on the way to Jackson) or others for help as time gets closer.

Con cuidado.

Hello ISGers!

Please read my most recent adventure in LIM.

RTFF and always have a Plan "be" and Plan "see" in place should your lady be a "No Show!

Murphy's Law always seems to pop up once in a while and thus you must be prepared should your lady decide not to attend.

Take care and good luck!

P.S: Hi David, I hope you are enjoying you vacation! Thanks again!

[QUOTE=Hollywood124;1584098]Thank you kindly David_33 for all your help during my vacation.

I just returned home and am finally able to get some rest.

Wow, I had a very nice time thanks to you and your girls.

As you were on vacation partially during my stay in Lima, I had told you should one of your girlfriends should be late, or unable to attend or is a no-show please do not worry. I did not want you to be concerned as you are vacationing and I did not want you to stress-out over me. I now see how difficult it is for you to get both parties coordinated to meet. Add in the tremendous traffic in Lima and the distances that your girlfriends have to travel to Miraflores. I can always go to "Plan be" El Trocadero or "Plan see" Cucardas on the other side of town. Again, I did not want you to worry...[/QUOTE]

First time post on this website and not a monger, just a regular tourist looking for sex.

My travels in South America has been difficult but not impossible due to my limited Spanish. Ugh. That being said, I have been able to communicate enough to get around with my few words of Spanish, so when I read about Las Cucardas, I decided to go solo on an early Friday night (left Miraflores at 5 pm). As traffic is terrible, I took the Metropolitano ([URL]www.metropolitano.com.pe/;[/URL] a bus rapid transit system with several routes) to central Lima and then caught a cab to the place at 875 Jiron Ricardo Treneman #875, just west of the historic center (most taxis should know this place, but having the name of the place, address, and map helped; it took 4 cabbies before I could get one to take me for 10 soles). The cost of take the Metropolitano is only 2 soles per trip once you buy a reusable farecard for 5 soles. It is an efficient means of travel from Barranco & Miraflores to central Lima, as traffic sucks here. The neighborhood surrounding Las Cucardas looks dodgy and there is tight security at the front door. They will pat you down and hold your cell phone or any recording device at the front door. Like others have said, the price of entry is 35 soles that includes one ticket to give to one lady and one condom (not the best condom in the world; if you would like to have another, you will have to buy another entry fee). There are 2 floors of women standing in front of their private rooms with a bar and stage for watching the strippers work the poles. I ordered two Coranas at 12 soles a piece, watched two shows, and then went to find my lady. There was about 30 very hot looking women with enough variety that everbody should find something that interest them. I selected a Chilean hottie with a smoking body. She aimed to please but I just wanted straight sex using only several positions. The 20 minute session cost me only 80 soles, which I thought was a fair price given the quality of the ladies here. By the way, I was the only gringo here on an early Friday night. I think the price of entry weeds out some of the lower class men so the atmosphere was semi professional.

[QUOTE=VikingTravels;1591132]the price of entry is 35 soles that includes one ticket to give to one lady and one condom (not the best condom in the world; if you would like to have another, you will have to buy another entry fee). [/QUOTE]Are you saying that if you want to screw more than one woman (not threesome, one and then later another) that night that you have to pay the entry fee each time? Can you bring your own condoms?

Hi guys,

I will be in Lima for these days & need help as far as Hotel & girls.

Any hints are appreciated. Thanks in advance.

At David_33 several mentioning your name here. Can you help me to meet your girls for 7/12, 7/14 & 7/16?

Thanks

LifeIsABeach,

Yes, it was my understanding that you had to pay a separate entrance fee for each ticket. And good luck trying to do a three-some in one of those tiny rooms! I don't know if I could take on three women at one time. LOL.

Good question on using your own condoms. I don't know. I don't see why they wouldn't allow that. Maybe depends on the girl?

[QUOTE=VikingTravels;1591775]LifeIsABeach, Yes, it was my understanding that you had to pay a separate entrance fee for each ticket. And good luck trying to do a three-some in one of those tiny rooms! I don't know if I could take on three women at one time. LOL. Good question on using your own condoms. I don't know. I don't see why they wouldn't allow that. Maybe depends on the girl?[/QUOTE]So, the entrance fee is s35 and you say that it cost you s80 for 20 minutes of sex. Did you pay the girl s80? Did you had to negotiate with the girl any services and costs? I am trying to figure out what the total cost is for 20 minutes of sex if someone has to Las Cucardas from Miraflores, including taxi there and back. Would it be cheaper to get someone locally for an hour or two? Have to pay more but may be a better bet.

Does anyone know who "Rjsss212" is? I just received the following from him and I have no idea who he is or what he is talking about:

"You ARE funny indeed! Go figure, a hypersensitive pimp. So, if its not a service what DO you call it?

[QUOTE=David_33;1592902]Does anyone know who "Rjsss212" is? I just received the following from him and I have no idea who he is or what he is talking about:

"You ARE funny indeed! Go figure, a hypersensitive pimp. So, if its not a service what DO you call it?[/QUOTE]He is just a troll that pops in and out of different threads; no worries.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1592908]He is just a troll that pops in and out of different threads; no worries.[/QUOTE]OK, like a another FoxesHunter. I was just amazed that an insulting and ignorant message appeared out of nowhere and in response to nothing.

[QUOTE=LifeIsABeach;1592210]So, the entrance fee is s35 and you say that it cost you s80 for 20 minutes of sex. Did you pay the girl s80? Did you had to negotiate with the girl any services and costs? I am trying to figure out what the total cost is for 20 minutes of sex if someone has to Las Cucardas from Miraflores, including taxi there and back. Would it be cheaper to get someone locally for an hour or two? Have to pay more but may be a better bet.[/QUOTE]Yes, the entrance fee is s35 and you are given one ticket, which is then given to the girl of your choice so take your time in choosing unless you are going to pay another s35 for another ticket. The s80 is not negotiable and is given to the girl along with the ticket. She then slides the ticket under the door and the house picks it up. Their tracking system. Then, you can get down to business. Just tell (or motion) her what you want. I hope this helps.

Did you try to take another girl? It has always been that way with the ticket thing, but you don't have to pay entrance fee with each girl. They just go tell the management that they are starting a session. 35/80 soles? The prices have increased dramatically. Before it was like 15/40. Better stick with Troc.

[QUOTE=VikingTravels;1593964]Yes, the entrance fee is s35 and you are given one ticket, which is then given to the girl of your choice so take your time in choosing unless you are going to pay another s35 for another ticket. The s80 is not negotiable and is given to the girl along with the ticket. She then slides the ticket under the door and the house picks it up. Their tracking system. Then, you can get down to business. Just tell (or motion) her what you want. I hope this helps.[/QUOTE]Thanks Viking and Mr Enternational. I have some girls lined up but I am going to spend one evening in these both places just for fun's sake when I am there next month and report back.